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[@daareondemon1899]

The fact that flying gorilla didnt stand a chance is just proof of how good it is, of course it could never be the worst mobile ad. You know what youre getting when you want a flying gorilla.

[@christianweibrecht6555]

Honestly, I suspect these apps would make more money if their ads were not bait and switch

[@thepotatolord3052]

I actually have the game it’s not bad

[@Mirkoplier]

​@@thepotatolord3052 i fucking love it

[@benamisai-kham5892]

​@@christianweibrecht6555there's plenty of games if you read the reviews, people would GLADLY play the advertised game over what's actually there. It's such a shame no one's cashed in on the huge market for a lot of these games people actually *want* to play (and made the game actually playable).

[@Huckll]

Love me a good flying gorilla

[@SlapChopMyShamWow]

The “me and my wife” the moment before the dude leaked a septic tank’s worth of shit onto the couch was comedy gold

[@Firestar-TV]

What's especially disturbing: why is it dark yellow. You could argue that it's Pee but the Color absolutely doesn't fit unless his Liver is dying or some Sh** like that. So I guess It's Diarrhea Piss🤢🤮

[@Vomitflesh]

​@@Firestar-TV maybe he could be shitting and pissing himself at the same time? We will never know 🤷

[@Ioganstone]

@@Firestar-TV Brown urine seems to indicate major disorders, you can only hope it's diarrhea. Piss itself is the pinnacle of diarrhea when you think about it.

[@Ioganstone]

@@Vomitflesh I recommend reading the article titled The Cause of Poop in Your Bladder and Urine Could Be Enterovesical Fistulas (EVF). No I'm not being fancy YT just shits itself from posting a link offsite.

[@zdavisgenki243]

SlapChop your comment made me laugh very hard, the way it was worded killed me

[@demure.SH00T0UT]

Bro forgot the OG classic that started the whole ridiculous ad trend Mafia City. Level 1 thug, kiss level 20 enforcers wife, now level 50 boss. Lmao those ads are classics.

[@Dontasticats]

He also didn't see the "Level 1 retard" from hustle castle

[@matts2080]

They were actually funny that's why

[@KirstyLouBich]

I remember those from when I was a kid and actually used to play mobile games lmao.

[@futaki20]

That’s how Mafia works.

[@A-Broken-Greatsword]

Not even 5 minutes in and I already just witnessed an ant getting railed balls deep by a wasp

[@elianimations4569]

Lol

[@pluageEE-wu7ok]

I have shell shock from that

[@Marknapolen]

Yeah like what the fuk

[@A-Broken-Greatsword]

@pluageEE-wu7ok Clip had me like "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"

[@RandomPersonuwontknow]

Its so unexpected Itss funny as shit

[@adelcipher5617]

You know it's bad when papa meat's animations are less disturbing than these ads

[@adelcipher5617]

@jackandbtsandwich7682 Yeah flying Gorilla is the goat and only mobile game that has my respect

[@enderguardian7443]

@@adelcipher5617it’s a shitty subway surfers clone but it’s respectable because “le epic chungus wholesome 100”

[@Local_Skinwalker]

I would love if Hunter animated his own version/take on these game ads... Or like, how it affects the people who download them to play it.

[@ultimatecultchaos]

Yes

[@ultimatecultchaos]

​@@adelcipher5617agreed

[@arpeggi1801]

They did merge mansion dirty with the ads they put up to bat. The “what’s grandma hiding” would have swept

[@velvetwurm8256]

YES absolutely! Merge Mansion would have soloed

[@joelburg8196]

Yea I agree Papa Meat would have been very invested into what Grandma was hiding

[@spookhorse]

A while back I participated in a Lilly's Garden Ad lore deep dive. For over 2 hours we watched every add in alleged chronological order to piece together what exactly was going on. Around the time we got to the washing machine bits, we learned that the group that was in charge of the ads and the group in charge of the game play weren't even in the same company. They outsourced their ads and apparently gave no instructions whatsoever, sharing only what a few characters looked like and the game title. It was one of the most fun speculative experiences i have ever had.

[@SamuelCatsy]

I swear they're made by the guys who made the Rabbids TV show. Like the laundromat one in particular they all look like women from the Rabbids show.

[@EmoCatXP]

That is still no excuse for some of those abominations 😂

[@Lucaz99]

@@EmoCatXPthese ads know they have 0.1% chance of you not skipping them unless they hold your attention immediately, that’s why they’re so horrible and abrupt.

[@sassyghost_8]

Lily’s Garden ads are insane. I played the game briefly and but the ads are vastly more entertaining.

[@campizzapasta8655]

Hey, someone who played the game so you dont have to here! The games are. A lot, storywise. Goes from saving the old aunt's estate, to preventing a corrupt politician from turning a park into something to help their campaign, to the main character somehow making her own gardening business and then working on the presidents garden. NONE of the ads have any correlation to the games. Not once. None of those scenarios have anything to do with the games. Also two of those girls are straight up dating by the time we hit the national park revamp arc.

[@bigmclargehuge9320]

Papa meat should re-animate all the horrible ads in his art style but to the original sound fx xD

[@rootfish2671]

They'd probably just steal his animations and use them as legitimate ads

[@frankforte8078]

Bad ads:Electric Boogaloo

[@DeathF1re]

oh god YES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[@solowing610]

This would be absolute gold 🪙

[@jonevo9]

It’s only canon

[@briannamcfarland5974]

I would've been traumatized by some of these ads (especially the dragon ones) if I saw them when I was a kid. I legitimately feel for today's kids, with all the disturbing stuff they're casually exposed to.

[@kotborduyam6056]

Liveleak

[@engelberthovel8566]

I agree, I remember being kinda traumatized as a kid just by a sad story about Nyan cat (I know using “traumatized” here is a bit odd, but I seriously couldn’t stop thinking about it for weeks, it really deeply upset me and tbh I’m still kinda influenced by it in some ways). If I had seen anything with animal abuse, which is horrifyingly common in these ads, I seriously would’ve been fucked up by that. I was a pretty sensitive kid, I really really loved animals, so stuff like that would’ve been way too much for me.

[@engelberthovel8566]

I just know someone’s gonna think I’m cringe for the nyan cat thing, the issue was that it made me think about the horror of unexpectedly outliving loved ones in a really direct and (for my age, I was like 8) shocking way, and it dealt with things like suicide and stuff. I also really really really loved cats and felt deeply protective of them and often worried about them and their happiness, so it hit extra hard because it was this super cute, innocent cat character. It might sound dumb but it really mattered to me as a little kid, and it’s still stuck with me because it made me think about things like the misery that immortality would bring, and how horrible it is that I’ll outlive almost everyone I love, for the first time. And honestly I would’ve been better off thinking about that a little later, it made me unhealthily obsessed with death at way too young an age (and not in a fun goth way, in a miserable premature mourning way). (Trauma dumping ahead, nothing actually explicit just vague shit about me being weird and depressed as a kid, I don’t expect anyone to read it but I guess I kind of got the urge to vent it into the random KZbin comment void lmao) I gradually developed OCD symptoms that became really bad and genuinely dangerous around 9 or 10 (I would ritualistically do things that would intentionally risk my own death, despite very much NOT wanting to die, and not for attention either because I kept it secret for like a year). Admittedly these were also caused by the fact that I almost lost my beloved cat to urinary problems (ALWAYS FEED YOUR MALE CATS WET FOOD, even if the vet says you don’t need to TRUST ME they do need it) and my family was genuinely about to put him down until he survived at the last minute multiple times, but the cartoon really DID contribute to building that into a greater existential fear and depression and a general fear of death itself, rather than purely just being scared of losing my cat. These issues eventually dropped down to a more normal level for a while, but reappeared severely when my (fortunately very elderly) cat died when I was 17 (for anyone like me who gets depressed whenever you see that a cat died, don’t worry about him because he lived a very happy life and died of natural causes). I ended up in a miserable self-loathing emotional pit that didn’t end until I finally decided to get antidepressants. Stuff like this sounds stupid out of context, but honestly I do think that being exposed to dark content, especially when it involves animals being harmed, can really deeply affect a kid in ways that don’t just go away. Yes, my extreme stuff was coupled with other stuff that upset me, but it wasn’t really uncommon stuff. I really do think that it became a deeper issue than it would have been because of the severe depression I felt from that relatively simple video. I’m okay and doing well now (and I have two wonderful new happy & healthy rescue cats), but it was a process to get here.

[@LesNouvelle-Angleterreur]

​@@engelberthovel8566 Wow that's alot of words I'm not gonna read

[@CatLover-lk9gz]

​@@LesNouvelle-AngleterreurNeed some subway surfers in the corner? Maybe some family guy clips in the other corner?

[@somedude1561]

I like that in the dragon ads they had to censor the dragon nipples but all the gratuitous violence is perfectly fine to leave unedited

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Murrica, fuck yeah...

[@Lordfreza8]

If the dragon nipples weren't censored then children will have PTSD 😡. Extreme Violence is 100% Okay Because children need to learn about reality! I'm reporting you for misinformation 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@Grim-mler]

@@PancakemonsterFO4 It's definitely not from the US lmao

[@zhopets]

Watching this video only to see a bad dragon ad was like being hit by a truck

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

@@zhopets just like getting penetrated by a bad dragon

[@Droegan]

You know what's the WORST aspect of it all? They work. I have a friend who used to work for a company that did mobile games adds. And the dumber, irrelevant, more offensive and bad, the more income they usually bring. It's atrocious.

[@thomasketterle9300]

I’m really curious if most of these ads are AI generated or just people like your friend that come up with this shit, and if they are made by companies in foreign countries.

[@scslre]

i just don't understand. who is the market for these games? i am legitimately incapable of imagining the kind of person at whom these are aimed.

[@syressx9098]

​@@scslrechildren

[@lukec3679]

​@@scslreProbably children with underdeveloped minds, unfortunately.

[@bendover9428]

kids mostly yes. but it's doubly effective because it works on adults too. who see the ads and go "that's so absolutely ridiculous. there's no way that's in the game". and then download to check it out. like a honeypot

[@userfromspace8952]

The fact that an ad with cute dragons becomes needlessly cruel after just a few fucking seconds made me burst out laughing

[@zerodark3505]

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that these are targeted to children or that children are fascinated by pregnancy, abuse, and death.

[@sassyghost_8]

I don’t really know if these are actually targeted to kids. At least, not entirely. A pretty decent percentage of mobile game players are adult women. Which is probably why women are the focus in a lot of these ads. There’s a female empowerment theme in these ads of women overcoming odds of some sort and the player will be experiencing the challenges and triumphs through the characters, story, and gameplay.

[@Solarsistemic]

Or the fact that he is sponsored by a sex toy company For the love of god, if you don’t like this comment, the fuck off, I’ve had multiple people try and shitblast me for this when it’s not even a problem for this to be here, like wtf is wrong with some people, this is a JOKE

[@tree-f3t]

o hell nuh@@Solarsistemic

[@tundranone8366]

​@@SolarsistemicDo you think before you type, or do you just let the thoughts fall out? It's easy to guess the latter since your comment doesn't have anything to do with anything

[@Solarsistemic]

@@tundranone8366 I think it’s you that doesn’t think, cause my comment is saying that being sponsored by a sex toy company might be worse than these horrible games targeting children, which we all obviously know the latter is the worse, but it’s funny to see something like that cause why the hell not. Just because YOU don’t like something doesn’t mean nobody else does

[@diabeticmonkey]

I'm legitimately surprised at how unusually brutal the Dragon ads were. That was fucked.

[@williamfalls]

I was shocked that it didn't make it to the finals with how over the top brutal those ads start with, but I also am not surprised that the one that beat them swept the whole competition.

[@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel]

@@williamfalls it lost points from repetitiveness according to meat I think

[@nickdemeersman2409]

​@@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel more so because the last two werent as brutal as the first two

[@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel]

@@nickdemeersman2409 ahuh

[@felixma9192]

because kids need to get jumpscared by gore ikr

[@riverguavs6139]

i was crying so fucking badly when i saw a hornet backshotting an ant before instantly yelling for help after also instantly getting webbed by a spider. listen, the least i expect is a hornet spunking inside of an ant on a mobile game ad.

[@cloud5190]

I remember one of these where a mom is holding her baby and a bunch of clothes. It shows her closing the washing machine, turning it on and leaving but she's holding the clothes and the baby is gone........ then it cuts to the player redecorating the baby room to a living room. Wild stuff.

[@LangstonDev]

This reads like a fever dream but somehow that makes it more believable

[@kirkshanghai]

Oh, no, it's real all right. I've seen it @@LangstonDev

[@pastaraccoon1991]

Oh yeah that one was wild like I remeber seeing that series

[@whatif3271]

I remember that one

[@hugo3627]

​ @LangstonDev I have a memory of watching youtube late at night and seeing an ad where they advertised a pimple popping thing. It was discussting and right after watching it I immediately thought it was a feverdream. I'm afraid it was not.

[@thepwnr935]

As someone who used to be an OG Flying Gorilla player, it’s one of the only games on this list to show the actual game. It was unironically a fun mobile game

[@martinverner7390]

I hadn't played it but am curious. Figured it was the only one being honest.

[@PeachPritchard]

I programmed something similar years ago in class. the simple games are always the most fun ones to create and play

[@vladvalo]

Fuck yeah brother

[@b42charlie]

You can’t trick us buddy

[@RantyBlue]

​But they're not wrong 😂​ @@b42charlie

[@sissyphus2926]

10:37 this is how Bad Dragon gets their stock, this is what you're supporting when you buy from them, 😢 think of the dragons.

[@leszekryniec7054]

That Vegan Teacher joined the chat

[@carq2913]

Ngl I’m still surprised that he’s doing a thing with BD, hilarious as fuck though

[@Astropheminist]

I feel like with the racism and pregnancy fetish you could write a dissertation on the psychology behind these ads

[@Maxisamo1]

I already figured it out They're outsourced Indian studios. That country is obsessed with lineage and colorism

[@Elcore]

@@Maxisamo1 Not quite so simple. Most of the ones about pregnancy, lineage and black babies levelling up to be white serpent goddesses are directed by Chinese studios. Ones about infidelity, r*pe, being covered in dirt/poop, and abandonment tend to be Indian.

[@vlagerio7921]

Games aimed toward girls : your bf dumped you in the street after getting you pregnant, now you have you renovate a house to survive, yey. Games aimed toward boys : you have a gorgeous gf but she's a hoe so you can dump her and get other gorgeous gf, yey. Another trend I've noticed in the Hero War ads that seem to plague youtube, is that the hero is 90% of times pitted against a lady, most often than not bigger than him, that at first glance appears to be gorgeous but actually turns out to be a powerful monster or other malicious being, often aiming to enthrall men.

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

​@@Maxisamo1hmm?🤔🤔 but then what about Emperora beauties. It's racist to Chinese people. Does that still apply? (Genuinely asking)

[@Maxisamo1]

@@sechabatheletsane9784 No one is more racist towards Asians (especially darker skinned ones) than other Asians

[@Lenape_Lady]

That Dragon Farm Adventures ad always gets 100% angry reacts on FB lmao. Tons of comments under the ad calling it horrific and brutal for a children’s game. Which is true tbh.

[@loveableheathen7441]

I seen an ad the other day that heavily implied a squirrel got his dick and balls ripped off. Fking nuts. No pun intended

[@zombierobot8769]

Dragon Farm Adventures, bringing dragon scalping to the youth.

[@notatrollll]

Lol its hilarious at how over the top it is but moms are not wrong it definitely looks like a kids game with ridiculous violence and sexual imagery thrown in.

[@zachary3367]

True to life though, especially in regards to poachers and rhinos or elephants or other species that get hunted for their tusks or whatever the Chinese are grinding up selling for erectile enhancement these days.

[@chickensalad3535]

@@zachary3367Sure but the ads are clearly not trying to educate the public about poaching.

[@samuelzehnder986]

You have to read the reviews for flying gorilla next they’re insane. Pretty sure one guy talks about how his erectile distinction gets cured by flying gorilla.

[@gideonmele1556]

I could believe it

[@syppy7416]

why would he be happy about that!? now his penis is just like everyone elses!

[@jaygee7508]

I have not laughed this hard in a VERY long time. That second Dragon Farm Adventures ad was fuckin' bananas.

[@froggy1600]

Honestly, Dragon Farm should have won with how out of pocket their ads were with the hunter chopping off their horns.

[@OtterPond]

All of them were fucking chaos 🤣. I’ve never seen a more schizophrenic version of poaching EVER!

[@looksnormal]

​@@froggy1600 I'm honestly wondering if they were made so violent only to be attention grabbing and funny, or if it's some weird gore porn fetish thing

[@graydenlee7558]

That second ad had me in tears, it's so unnecessary and evil! 😂

[@morgantodd3748]

The first two Dragon Farm Adventures ads weren't ads. Those were act 1 inciting action scenes, and probably also the villain's introduction.

[@tophatmetagross1497]

Ok Flying Gorilla had to be a meme game with the intention of being bad. That ad was screaming, “We made this as a joke. Have fun.” I love it

[@ShwappaJ]

I'd still play it. Who doesn't wanna be a cool winged monke???

[@duncan54197]

I know lol. They made it for the laughs it’s actually genius.

[@Bligito]

I uniromically played it like a few years ago and it was actually absurdly fun lol

[@huntersedlacek7495]

Is good, I redownloaded it after watching this.😂

[@cumcrip7582]

Iirc flying gorilla was a small meme for like 2 months 5 years ago

[@bluchismoon]

13:28 ok, but that ad is insinuating that the guy is a groomer. He saved a baby, and as soon as it turned into an adult woman, you can see where the ad was going with that.

[@BH-wk8vd]

Hate how these KZbin ads are allowed when papa meat is instantly demonetized for almost small things

[@enthiegavoir5955]

"Demonitized! You showed the ads we play on our site in your video!"

[@benmcreynolds8581]

For real tho... How are these monstrosities allowed to exist, be on the play store, kids to play them YET quality content creators on KZbin get demonetized/copyright claims over the stupidest things if they just happen to be a creator who covers difficult topics.. As if a huge majority of traffic on KZbin's platform is not ADULT'S.. So why can't KZbin realize how much they are F-ing up by now leaning into being the platform that supports quality creators who cover difficult topics.. They are messing up so much by not taking over that niche & not just that, they pretty much actively punish anything that isn't made for kids. KZbin would be unstoppable if they supported people like Papa meat and good true crime content creators, etc. come on YT. You are dropping the ball

[@rusteddenial453]

@@benmcreynolds8581 cus youtube is owned by the small hat party

[@Diego5151999]

Because…money

[@earlgrey4976]

just use an ad blocker

[@thedeekabides]

Papa has a way of trawling the depths for the most unexpected and deranged content available

[@MistahhMingus]

Trawling, great word

[@christopher7086]

@@MistahhMinguscasting his net into the sea of cringe that is the internet, and I love it

[@M0053yfate]

He'll be ranking goon caves in no time.

[@megtheant]

I love it

[@kain9835]

It's that nick dude that finds the shit

[@HlootooThunderhammer]

These ads feel like Deviantart has somehow broken out of its home base and began devouring every other media in sight. WHAT POOR, DEPRAVED SOUL SITS HERE AND MAKES THESE?!

[@sleepparalysisatthewheel5101]

With stuff like this rampant, letting children unsupervised on mobile devices should be considered a form of child endangerment/neglect.

[@xxkillbotxx7553]

Very cool, thanks millennial parents

[@AlleineDragonfyre]

Happens every day. Started when cable modems and unlocked routers linked kids bedrooms in the early 00's. Been happening a long, long time.

[@jakewebb7995]

most of the school systems are joining a lawsuit against Meta and others.

[@bluchismoon]

​@@xxkillbotxx7553tbf, boomers and gen x started the tradition.

[@xxkillbotxx7553]

@@bluchismoon Yet millennial parents only made it worse.

[@lucksury]

My favorite ad to see in between games of solitaire is a spin-off of Lilys Garden where you have to choose the best options to take care of a woman and her child. They’ll be in a run down cabin freezing to death and your options are like “Light the fireplace” or “Hang wind chimes”. And you’re just watching a single mom freeze to death with her child. Who greenlights that?

[@nailman5949]

Who greenlights any of these ads? Most of them are just essentially softcore porn.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Google does because they know that you have no choice with their KZbin monopoly. Don't be evil my ass fuckers raised KZbin Red price too and my family got too dependent so now i can't even cancel without them making a fuzz. Don't make the same mistake i did and just get adblock for a fracture of the price

[@neonhalos]

I can give you an actual serious answer to that. it's the psychological aspect of the ad. the ad shows an "example" player screwing up all the prompts with obviously braindead choices, like the wind-chime in your example over the fireplace. what this does to casual users is make them simultaneously annoyed and captivated by what's going on. the goal is for people to be compelled to download the app so that they can do the "right" choices instead. thing is, when it comes to the app stores on iOS and Android, download rate is more important than ratings in a lot of cases. most people just dismiss the "rate our app" popup in any app they use. app advertisers (distinct from the devs, this is important) know this. but if an app is downloaded a billion times, people are often more inclined (in general) to download it to see what the fuss is about versus scrolling through reviews. sure, a good chunk will take the time to read a review and decide against downloading. but given how short people's attention spans are these days, it's more likely they'll forgo that and just download it. so then that adds another tally to the download rate. the app stores will push ads for apps that have higher download rates as opposed to positive reviews. even if 80% of the people who download it uninstall it shortly after, it doesn't matter. that user's data is now flagged and they'll get pushed more ads for similar games. and the other 20% that keep the game are far more likely to not only watch ads in the game itself (since most users don't know how to block ads in games), thus giving the devs more passive income... but they're also more likely to buy currency packs or extra lives, giving even more income to the devs. it's a very intentional process. they all know what they're doing. the point isn't to showcase the game but to pique interest and curiosity.

[@Brandon-dy8us]

"Can we show any of this?" Literally 5 seconds after a sex toy add is crazy lol.

[@jukkab5352]

No bs, but after watching this video, I have been endlessly bombarded by crappy mobile game ads. It’s like I’m infected with a mobile game STD. Thanks papa meat

[@AlleineDragonfyre]

[@b0t123]

There's no protection against this one

[@minerock16]

Allow me to introduce you to Re-Vanced. Look it up, you won't regret it

[@elkikex]

Can't speak for after yet, but I've gotten two while watching the video.

[@leszekryniec7054]

How can puns get so good?

[@misswonnykins9841]

That dragon game used to have an ad that showed the dragon mom's cloaca up close and personal as she was having an egg. I was so fucking flabbergasted when I saw it.

[@maym8849]

CAME DOWN HERE TO FIND THIS COMMENT. HEINOUS

[@notme2041]

19:15. I think it's a rather nice story. The father knows the child is not his, but chooses to raise it as his own regardless, and through his love and care the child comes to be like him nit just internally but exterbally as well. Truly becoming his child.

[@Nicole-CunningHares]

Yes and the fact that for no reason the daughter goes from dark skinned to white really adds to the offensiveness

[@frogfinance4605]

@@Nicole-CunningHares you mean awesomeness?

[@Nicole-CunningHares]

@@frogfinance4605 oh right, yeah 😄

[@RoyalRay7hwi01amqwro]

@@frogfinance4605weird ass

[@mostly_cat_hair]

Man my mom (60) plays the shit out of Lily's Garden. She's on like level 6000. I didn't even know it went that high. How is there so much game? How is there so much garden? I showed her the commercials one day and she was like, "Huh? Tf is that?"

[@j01sonofsleazy]

procedurally generated levels maybe?

[@tweenytwinkies]

It’s just candy crush

[@UlrichDraken]

Last time I checked the game went up to level 5014, there were some hacked accounts in level 6000 but they might having increased it

[@AlleineDragonfyre]

Rest assured, the game is absolutely NOTHING like the ads. It's technically false advertising, but in your case, should be relieving to know it's really just a story-based matching game and the story is pretty tame.

[@camerapasteurize7215]

8:45 "Me and my wife" 8:48 *instant regret*

[@P-C-Principle]

The irony of having to censor ads you put in your own video and then KZbin posting those same ads with no censorship whatsoever. I also have realize how many people have a poop fetish thanks to watching these ads as small children who absorb information like a sponge.

[@The_universal_cynic]

How is this man able to be on three podcasts and have two of his KZbin channels and crank out content like it's going out of style and not lose his mind?

[@Sleepy_Kitsune]

copious amounts of drugs

[@kcs4652]

He is

[@H3_remix]

Tbf he posts frequently about “taking a break for mental health/content exhaustion” and then the same week will post more content… so I’m not so sure he isn’t slowly going mad.

[@bens1cultist405]

Has to fight inflation

[@williamshreve6092]

Dudes not doing much else. He started because he likes this stuff, but now he doesn’t have to have another job on top of it.

[@welcome_to_the_own_zone]

His reaction to the baby dragon getting its horn cut off had me dying

[@LikaLaruku]

You could make a series out of this. There are even more terrible ads out by Prison Merge, Gossip Harbor, & Rise of Kingdoms.

[@mortara79]

Mobile games are on the verge of collapse

[@Pikaboosquared106]

I love how the editor keeps reminding us that what’s happening in the ad isn’t actually in the game

[@brittney8116]

The "nobody want!" ad came on my phone a couple years ago and I still cherish it to this day. Good job Papa! These were hilarious.

[@spartandii]

Its so horribly cursed you have to love it. Like whoever thought of these are devious bastards😂😂😂

[@paulfloyd951]

I don't think you dived deep enough into Hero Wars. They have so many horrible ads, and they all make me consider punching my computer or throwing my phone. I love your content. I'm glad these trash games are being addressed.

[@Beefinator5000]

These blatantly terrible game ads bother me so much. I'm glad they're being addressed.

[@Jestrath]

Honestly I get upset if anyone calls themselves a "gamer" but only plays shit mobile games. Mobile games are just trash and supporting them enables the creation of more trash

[@Grim-mler]

@@Jestrath You went too far, now it’s cringe. Who the fuck cares about gatekeeping the term gamer? Lmao 😂

[@Jestrath]

@ludvig3242 I dunno being a mobile "gamer" is pretty cringe.

[@DamonInferis]

Same.

[@unknownman5090]

Im kinda not glad watching them because I have to bleach part of my brain from the past 1 hour. God know how much painful those ads are

[@shade3385]

What's funny about these terrible ads is that some developers are so aware how fake they are. That they will have another ad of someone "playing" the game to show that its legit, but the footage they show is the exact same as the original lmao.

[@cacophonousantiquarian8803]

What's also funny is that there are people willing to sink that low for a paycheck: pretending to play a game that doesn't exist on a shitty mobile game ad, in order to deceive the viewer.

[@shade3385]

@@cacophonousantiquarian8803 I'm convinced that those individuals "playing" the game are the developers themselves honestly lol. But yea I agree either it's just despicable.

[@marhola100]

8:45 made me laugh so hard I started crying and it blurred my vision.

[@VerninTheRat]

There is so much grooming-orientated stuff out now, that it is quite startling. Like, a lot of these games, if you notice - they have someway in which a child is raised/leveled up (quickly, I might add) to turn into a sexy dame. The one where the chief has to pick between the beast or the kid, for instance: He picks the kid, it eats the dolphin/shark thing, then turns into a bimbo. "Good job saving that kid, Chief! Now ya got something ta fuck!"

[@messickn]

Yeah a lot of them are sickening. Degenerate elites back at it again, trying to deprave the masses as per usual 🙄

[@cellyzs]

Yea that's some woody Allen levels of disgusting

[@CrystalRose1111]

Exactly I’m surprised that wasn’t commented on. I feel like these ads started degenerate but they’ve gotten worse to draw more clicks and downloads

[@MizzzFizzz]

And these are the ads kids are seeing constantly aswell. And they arent even able to understand how weird it is, its just a funny ad so they click it, but that shit densensitizes you, its so scary what is happening with the lack of care what we allow in the open for kids. We really need some ID system to seperate adults and children online. If you ban sexual content and make everything family friendly it will just leak its way in anyway it can.

[@VerninTheRat]

@@MizzzFizzz That's an excellent point - And more and more I see the tendency for parents to just keep their kids occupied with tablets and such; Not really immersed with them either, to see what they are getting into. A notable example was all of those trolls from 4chan and other similar sites, that orchestrated a project to upload hundreds of porn videos, disguised, onto KZbin kids. I dunno, it's muddy water there too, with perhaps going too far in the other direction - I.E., your helicopter parents. But in the end, it is and should be up to the parents, no matter what, as to the content they want their kids involved in. A good friend of mine, very open-minded like me, had to say, "Enough is enough." And so he pulled his kids out of public school and they really do not allow the boys as much freedom online in evening hours, as many other parents. But they do family things, or congregate in the family room. When they're older - It's different. But he was a bit worried that it may be too harsh, and I feel like my parent's seemed so too. But the kids may turn out to be cognizant enough in the future (perhaps parents themselves) and see why a certain degree of parental control is Always necessary. As you pointed-out: They don't know. Kids are just absorbing information. They follow the lead of the 'bigger' people that provide for them. Leave them to their own devices and it's madness waiting to happen. It's truly heartless too. It's like just leaving a garden behind, if we don't instill morals and virtuous characteristics into the minds and hearts of our children. Gotta watch them sprouts! Because truly: Evil Knows No Bounds!

[@philipg6432]

Please please PLEASE watch more of these terrible ads! There is an absolutely infamous one for House Design Solitaire involving a beach umbrella. This was a blast to watch react to.

[@AlleineDragonfyre]

Agreed, this should be a series @papameat!

[@thrillhouse4151]

The ads are so weird, I’m always like “what country is this legal in?” The one I keep noticing now features Ash Ketchum speaking with a British AI voice and promising Pokémon for a game that definitely isn’t Pokémon.

[@logancade342]

Flying Gorilla was a great ad for what I have to assume is an *actual* game... Anything beyond a first round elimination would have been an insult.

[@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz]

yes, it is an actual game

[@turboradman8331]

Jesus Christ... the ant legion one hits you like a sucker-punch right off the bat...

[@Atri0]

I got an ad like that on KZbin Shorts, but with dinosaurs instead of bugs. Sh*t was traumatic.

[@Krexel]

Yeah seeing a wasp go balls deep (stinger deep?) in a fucking ant was not what I was expecting

[@TayoEXE]

19:08 The worse thing about this is that it starts actually seemingly positive. A man raising a child who may not even be his and seemingly forgiving or being understanding of his wife, and then it does a complete 180 turn. Or more like a 540 turn as you have to turn your head a few times to ask if it literally justu went there.

[@Megaflare47]

You weren't wrong with elimination flying gorilla tbh, it's the only 100% honest game/ad combo.

[@Rei_Foxgodwhorshipper]

9:56 this is the first time i’ve seen this channel and ngl hearing: “the sponsor of this video is bad dragon” jumpacared me which makes the video better, good job

[@UwU_Mimsykins_UwU]

I never thought I'd see the day a big youtuber would sponsor them mainly because I wasn't sure they were allowed to and besides that I wasn't sure theybwere a big enough company to do sponsorships but it's great exposure you KNOW people put of the know were curious and earned the site some new eyes.

[@davebeat]

I feel like mobile ads are what the Elsagate slop animators do now that KZbin banished them.

[@psifox5102]

0:18 To this day Vinny's Scream is still a perfect example of how retched these mobile games are.

[@fakenamegraham8713]

speen

[@MiguelHero2768]

🤮

[@LordSmuggington]

Commercial Chaos mobile segments 🤢 If Melpert is even partly responsible for this...

[@TsukiKageTora]

The sad thing about Lily’s Garden is the game itself says for ages 4+ yet they have ads like that

[@football4life85]

“BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!”

[@TheShadowHatter]

I hope you eventually do this again, but show us how different the gameplay is from the ads in each game instead of just the one you showed. Would make the video longer which would be fantastic for me because I love watching longer videos.

[@neonhalos]

I agree! that would be hella interesting to see, even if he just looks up gameplay videos as opposed to downloading them.

[@flappyjackbandergast4393]

Bro I hate how they try trick you by showing you someone play it badly so it entices you to play it properly 😂

[@utopes]

@HeluvaOfficial bro it's not a competition on who can be the scummiest mfer on the face of youtube... you won't win against these ads, give up with the fake videos 😔

[@MegaFPVFlyer]

​@@utopes prob a bot account

[@n4ughty_knight]

They know everyone has big egos these days so they do it on purpose...

[@Pandahboymtg]

You really need to do a part 2 with another round of games cause this was amazing

[@Pren4573]

One second in and Papa Meat has already gained my full attention

[@kevinmunn666]

Gaining fully attention on papa meat my balls

[@Emmy-S55]

The flock always follows its shepherd

[@Pren4573]

@@Emmy-S55you got that right

[@GilgameshGDLK]

The mobile game industry is predatory and are never 1:1 with their advertisements. They outsource the work & nobody ever gets charged for false advertisement. It's a horrible industry/practice.

[@ethan-not-a-pastafarian]

This is about the WORST mobile game ad, Flying Gorilla is the complete opposite of

[@90asdfghjkl]

For those of you, who don’t know, one of the mobile apps, after the character is cheated on, he is seen with a green hat. In Chinese culture, someone seen with a green hat, there is significant other has cheated on them. My gf was next to me and randomly started laughing and said they don’t sell green hats anymore because of this saying.

[@n4ughty_knight]

I will travel to Taiwan just to sell them

[@reiyya9377]

Too many random commas. I read this in a shatner voice lol

[@noodlebrains2689]

Can confirm, living in China they mention it a lot. They should sell those hats though because I know of so many broken marriages and married women out trying to get laid all the time

[@DaWoWzer]

dragon farm I think had the best by a country mile. just the willingness to show horribly gruesome violence against such cute dragons that you know kids are seeing in-between their coco melon videos is just way too funny to me. traumatizing children is always the funniest thing .

[@Forrest911Gump]

Dude these are pretty mild ads from them. Most of them include diarrhea and vomit and throwing the baby dragon down the stairs or something

[@TailsFetish]

@@Forrest911Gump well now i have to look up these ads

[@CrystalRose1111]

That makes it so much worse ….

[@Shadowmonkey]

​@@Forrest911Gumpidk man. The gore Dragon Farm ads were infinitely more disturbing than the gas/shit Dragon Farm ads, imo. Lol

[@Bagelswithcreamfilling]

Seriously the dragon videos are so much worse than what he showed there’s ones of whips and knives and poop weird stuff

[@highvybz9451]

I’m so glad your channel popped up on my recommended I needed new & fresh content

[@jonathanmcconnell3344]

I feel like you have the best editor in the world. Some of the stuff he comes up with absolutely cracks me up. It's always a great day in the world when we get a new Papa Meat video.

[@bees5803]

Nate is goated

[@StoutShako]

HARD AGREE

[@MelissaLawrence2002]

​@@bees5803wait, I thought his name was Nick....???

[@kaylahdavis5205]

@@MelissaLawrence2002same haha

[@bees5803]

@@MelissaLawrence2002 no clue tbh, I was going off of the handle credited in the description

[@christopherrodriguez8628]

A papa meat and Oney Plays collab NEEDS to happen

[@joel5848]

100%

[@orbboom6119]

*gulp* YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

[@Zero-Goblin]

Slaps belly, crinkles toes, yes!

[@silly_man_jj8193]

Yeeessssss 1000%%

[@GulteusMaxwell]

​@Zombie_Turtle never in my entire life, have I read a sentence that has stripped me of my will to live. Until now.

[@Reddotzebra]

Lily's Garden ads are industry legends, and yes they are trying to be Leisure Suit Larry for wine aunts and cat ladies.

[@Auxillary1]

Lily's garden actually has a whole book worth of lore from the short ads. Put them all together for a full length movie.

[@ChrisPBacon-ne5xm]

I'd recognize Vinny's scream of terror anywhere.

[@Ghokoki]

Vinny Derangement Syndrome

[@kevinmunn666]

​@@Ghokokian actual disease or fake cancer.

[@GodDamnitTwitch]

@@kevinmunn666 it's terminal 7

[@warbossgegguz679]

Papa Meat is aware of Vinesauce. Life is good.

[@warbossgegguz679]

@@kevinmunn666 The foot clip in the opening is from a commercial chaos segment. Rare incident of an actual barnyard sighting in the wild.

[@Guts240]

Bee Movie deleted scenes 2:30

[@The-FrontMan-aka-001]

Lol

[@Lootron]

I'm just terrified to think that children actually see these... I saw stuff way more tame growing up, and I still got screwed up bad by it.

[@Psilomuscimol]

There was worse. They shut down some of the bad sites and stuff. Best "gör"was one that I saw as a kid.

[@Phoebe5448]

Yeah, same. And I'm already asexual.

[@IveGotALovelyBunchOfCoconuts]

Weak

[@obnoxious-cackle]

10:17 I must say I’m here for the backhanded reassurance of the “don’t worry asshole, we’ve got you covered” part of the Bad Dragon ad. 😂

[@CritCuts]

2:51 tis a candy ant, The hornet is raw dogging a candy ant, sorry I just had to say it out loud and then write it

[@kokusbae]

you know it’s a good day off from school when papa meat posts

[@Marcel----]

The video literally came out 40 seconds ago

[@Yoyoyobrohowitgo]

Good day in school

[@-.__328]

Back in my day any day with school off was a good day

[@moosejordan7125]

I forgot about time zones I was about to say bruh it's 10:30

[@abitofapickle6255]

It's also a good day when you don't have to use the ol' AK

[@th3gr8randini]

I am so glad the editor put “no ant fuc***** in actual gameplay” as text right after that. I was just about to waste some data downloading it.

[@thatstockin]

🗿

[@bragsaint7824]

The best one imo is the 2nd dragon island ad due to the fact that the mother recovers but THE HUNTER RETURNS TO FINISH THE JOB

[@PlumpLumps]

Dragon Farm Adventures has that realistic, rich dragon farming experience I've been looking everywhere for. Thanks Papa Meat!

[@KacperSobierajVargskeletor5421]

23:01 My mind is successfully even more corrupted and scary than it already was.

[@AmericanValorian]

I heard flying gorilla and I got mad, flying gorilla is literally the best mobile gaming experience I've ever had

[@badatit576]

Modern advertisement is just broadcasting the most trauma inducing content allowed because it is the best way to secure a strong emotional response and therefore a lasting impression. Surely this won't sink to even more depraved depths as advertisers further optimize their craft.

[@xblast2701]

2:40 papa meat not knowing what a wasp is xD

[@christopherperalta6166]

What even crazier is that I’ve never seen any of these ads in general

[@yelibean4121]

I hope someone tells Papa Meat he watched the wrong “Merge Mansion” ads cause the real ones have some ACTUAL lore (plus some irl ones starring kathy bates and pedro pascal)

[@SailorOrbiter]

8:46 Literally had me screaming.

[@jackcouch8322]

I remember what it did to poor Vinny

[@marcusmiller5443]

Bro, that ad, when dude straight up dropped the gal for the woman in red, and started laughing at the girl he dropped...seriously I want to know where they come up with that schitt.

[@datlovestank6577]

20:30 i swear i thought the finger was gonna pull the water further away from the baby dragon xD

[@LordieJr]

2:29 erm.. I'm like bricked up rn 😊

[@FlamJo]

Fr tho 😅

[@GojiraClay]

It’s so funny how at 22:24 he says “merge’s mansion” probably thinking the grandma’s name is merge

[@Kthenerd14]

As someone who is chronically online, it's deja vu every time I watch an ad-- not because I'm watching the same ads over and over but because they steal assets/scenes from each other to the point where you can't tell the difference. I literally have a screenshot of two separate games ("Seaside Escape" and "Gossip Harbor") using the exact same scene/assets, but one of the characters was different (aka badly photoshopped into the scene).

[@mistereclypto]

Fun fact; The video at 4:46 actually had a media outburst because of the outcome, so they did a cop-out redo of the same one where Lily (I think) rubs out the mark on the pregnancy test showing that it was fake... Happy ending?

[@MiguelHero2768]

She's Goofy Ahh crying 😂

[@septixskeptix1107]

Boy, they're like thirty years behind on the whole "baby is a different color then the dad" joke. Maury must've just recently been syndicated in one of those Asian countries. Why was that one chick on the last makeover ad all bruised up? Why was she covered in mud in the first one? What is even happening?

[@LabrnMystic]

Poor Dragon Farm. It got the strongest reaction out of Papa Meat

[@AlleineDragonfyre]

As it should.

[@IzItGripyy]

2:51 its a wasp.. A WASP Mr.Handcock

[@quiteasillygoose]

22:54 im actually cry laughing so hard because ive gotten no sleep.

[@HorrorGirlNat]

I need to see a Papa Meat playthrough of all these games.

[@mcfarvo]

18:25 Flying Gorilla got robbed

[@Kaanfight]

JUSTICE FOR FLYING GORILLA

[@voxfoxclips8684]

I'd argue that makes Flying Gorilla more legit and respectful since this is a tornament for WORST ads.

[@domajackthesheepoid3948]

The Dragon Farms one was so needlessly cruel and violent! Like seeing these cute little dragons getting brutally mutilated is such a tone change.

[@SkyHawk01]

Man, those tournament videos are some of the greatest content on youtube I have seen in a long time hahaha we definetly need a lot more of those