The Worst National Team in EVERY Continent

[@blueskyalchemist623]

North Korea used to be a decent team in Asian football tho.

[@manjoumenakamoto3248]

Yep The 1st Asian team who advance from Group stage and reach Knockout stage

[@yeahright6750]

They still are, they would have qualified for Qatar but Kim Jong-Un pulled them out for covid regulations. Despite rumours they also are treated well even if they lose

[@manjoumenakamoto3248]

@@yeahright6750 I think the withdrew of North Korea was before the outbreak :/

[@serb9814]

​@@manjoumenakamoto3248 they almost reached semi finals of world cup when they were leading 3-0 against Portugal but lost 4-3

[@germanmiranda1478]

@@serb9814 oh yeah

[@karsentube13yt]

We need a microstates World Cup to show that San Marino isn’t the worst team

[@PalauBallEdits]

Lol imagine the pope playing Haaland

[@jureivis5992]

​​@@PalauBallEdits he said microstates Norway isn't microstate

[@PalauBallEdits]

Well yea but it would be funny if they played together

[@koltez]

Pope Haaland I

[@PeruvianPotato]

CONIFA: Hello there

[@J040PL7]

They should do a reverse world Cup where they pick the 32 worst teams in the world, winner gets to qualify for the actual world Cup 😂

[@muhammadryanelyeddari8631]

Thats actually a good idea. I personally think Pakistan would win. They almost qualified for the real World Cup despite being rated 201st.

[@nangephriam1211]

😂😂😂😂

[@bornforrace8094]

what about India

[@aniksarkar26]

​@@bornforrace8094yeah india can foked up any wrost county 5-0 ,, recently they trashed Pakistan ,,,so yeah they are pretty solid team ,,also draw iraq ,,beat Kuwait ,,qualified for AFC Asian cup

[@Nutzer11]

@@aniksarkar26Iraq won against Japan lol

[@blsm-burminilaicalseparati6214]

For San Marino, we must take into account that being part of UEFA usually means that its opponents are wayyyy stronger than them so of course they lose every match being mostly an amateur national team...if they played agains other micronations such as those in the Pacific or the caribbean i think they would manage to win more matches. Tl, dr: I genuinely doubt that Anguilla has a stronger national team than San Marino, it's just that San Marino is unlucky being part of UEFA

[@matija5555]

Well that’s what I said like year ago and one guy was fighting me in the comments that Anguilla is better. San Marino has a transfermarkt worth of almost 1 million euros while Anguilla has 0. San Marino would probably win many matches if they were playing teams like anguilla every year instead of England, France, Germany, Portugal etc.

[@noorulhasan4904]

Their players are also part time barbers

[@ihatetxmethy9258]

Isn't it an exclave too? Population ain't that big anyways

[@Tys_salas]

San Marino is only a bad team because they don’t really care to win they do it because they can travel and go places around Europe to play, and also because the team is just made up of random people who live in San Marino

[@CelestialLight7]

San Marino is better than the worst teams in North America, Africa, Asia, and Oceania. If Japan can smack weak Asian teams 15-0, and San Marino looses 0-7 to the best European teams, just imagine what European teams would do if they played against the very weak teams of other continents 20-0, 30-0.

[@fishyfish6510]

If Bolivia played at home every match they'd be ranked top 10😂

[@TunaBear64]

So true, Bolivia in home is an entirely different thing that even Argentina and Brazil fear.

[@YOBOYMONCEF]

​@@TunaBear64why?

[@TunaBear64]

@@YOBOYMONCEF Heights, La Paz is like 3km above sea level

[@fishyfish6510]

@@YOBOYMONCEF basically unless you're from Nepal or Tibet you can't cope with the altitude of La Paz

[@YOBOYMONCEF]

@@fishyfish6510 thnx

[@deathstone_]

*In England v San Marino, Harry Maguire scored the first goal at 5’ 💀🐐*

[@Americanboii]

That's what I'm saying 💀💀💀

[@shabeep1isgamer530]

Only because he's the goat 🐐

[@LeSunshineee]

The Slayer of San Marino

[@h0pesfall]

That's really bad... what took them so long?

[@vibremaster239]

Goat Things, others wouldn't understand

[@loralfchannelakatheloralfs1065]

Despite Bolivia is the worst in CONEBOL they still injured Neymar.

[@hayfin_1]

thats not hard though

[@tiago_aravena]

And they casually beat Argentina and Brazil all the time , but it might just be due to altitude

[@ezraezra2928]

@@tiago_aravena I know. Remember about the game vs Argentina with Diego Maradona as a coach in 2009? The game ended 6-1 for Bolivia!

[@sharanyamondal8002]

CONMEBOL*

[@NoahVM12]

​@@hayfin_1if you play in their home ground then it's over for you you defo can't win there

[@MinecraftSvenska]

We need Anguilla vs San Marino friendly

[@badkara4498]

then Mesi would ve broke cr7 record in single match

[@Harannbe]

Wild penaldo fan appeared

[@Bazooka..]

@@badkara4498ok?

[@MUJAHID241]

@@Harannbe?

[@MUJAHID241]

@@badkara4498?

[@geografisica]

And Bolivia, even being the Worst in South America, would kick several a s s if competing against countries in North America, Africa, Asia or Oceania.

[@TheManyaman66]

And in Europe…

[@alfredoangel2359]

Only at home, at away games Bolivia would lose to little islands that aren’t even countries lol.

[@ahmaddevandapradany1531]

It would happen if bolivia hosted a world cup

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@ahmaddevandapradany1531true. Bolivia's World Cup rank will significantly improved for sure. From 83rd to 55th.

[@jayvonnoelsmith8445]

14-0, how do they lose like that

[@kongen4128]

We are pure ass

[@jayvonnoelsmith8445]

@@kongen4128 ok

[@immortalwarrior2695]

North Korean teams did play world cup so despite all that shit, they are pretty solid

[@jayvonnoelsmith8445]

@@immortalwarrior2695 that's right

[@Pinkio]

well 149-0 exists though it were all own-goals

[@uros2623]

Kim blackmailed Somalia 😂 " Hello 1 nuke for each goal you score best regards, Kim Jong UN"

[@Brausas]

Shut up don't disrespect my country

[@brightfuture9099]

Naah i doubt it. The poor somalis were too skinny and malnourished. They didn't have strength to even kick the ball.

[@Helloer123]

@@brightfuture9099 92% percent of Somalis have access to clean water and 87% have access to electricity. 94% of Somalis have access to breakfast, lunch and dinner. 65% of Somalis have access to internet (when it was introduced to the country a few years ago). Tf u talking about? That's heaven compared to the rest of Africa

[@elpapu2410]

@@Brausas bro i wanna visit your country, can i?

[@Pierrelost]

@@elpapu2410nah its a warzone dont and im saying this as a person born there

[@ezraezra2928]

Sri Lanka being the worst Asian countries is obvious. In 2022 World Cup qualification, they only played in second round due to the controversial win over Macau after the opponent refused to take a part due to the security concerns relating to terrorist attack in Sri Lanka.

[@muhammadryanelyeddari8631]

The FIFA rankings aren't based off the games you don't play, They're based off the games you do.

[@EvilAngel050]

What's your point?

[@sumathic2185]

Oof imagine losing to North Korea 14-0 😢 Thanks for the support guys ❤ (edited

[@5hrk5]

💀💀💀💀

[@nathan225]

That’s hilarious when you really think about it

[@nathangrey6236]

Brazil really said: Double ut and give it to the next person?

[@hornerfarah2282]

I really lost all hope of my team. I wished if we just lose 2 or even 4-0 would not be bad but 14 ? is just to much

[@patricklutherwinchester4260]

​@@nathangrey6236and Somalia didn't get mercy goal.

[@upekhagunasekera9337]

as a sri lankan its very sad 😢 to see my country be banned and the worst national team to 😢😢😢😢 hope my country gets unbanned and get better

[@thakshilabandararatnayake2366]

Bro same they got unbanned

[@pagodebregaeforro2803]

Dude. Just pick another sport lol

[@HistoricalAccurate-zf2lq]

​@@pagodebregaeforro2803Sri Lanka is very good in cricket

[@Smg5_the_cursed_flower]

​​@@pagodebregaeforro2803 shut up

[@thomasjurgensen9235]

Never forget, Bolivia won 6-1 against Argentina with Messi, Di Maria and Maradona as coach 🇧🇴

[@hugocardenasulloa3334]

True

[@DestBoi]

In la paz........

[@LewisBraun-ko9me]

​@@DestBoiand they have all the right to Play at home

[@DestBoi]

@@LewisBraun-ko9me Yea but it was kinda unfair

[@LewisBraun-ko9me]

@@DestBoi a bit but as a Team you need to use all Advantages you can get.

[@kunjpatel108]

Somalia didnt lose against north korea they just saved the players,subs and coach and their 3 generations lives

[@rumblebird9888]

Saved from getting nuked

[@victorbueno4140]

Fun fact: If Bolivia ever plays a WC at home, they would win for sure

[@kalidmohammed5115]

same goes for somalia

[@elpapu2410]

@@kalidmohammed5115 they have big heights?

[@XDMonshiiee]

Sri Lankans : WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR FOOTBALL TEAM? Sri Lanka Government : What The Fuck is football?

[@DJNeonistPurple]

real

[@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan]

Bolivia would trash these other teams though.

[@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan]

I take that back. Andorra national team isn't good. Andorra, the regular team, plays in the Spanish 2nd divions. And they have money and Piqué is their is their boss. Give it five years and they wil play in La Liga

[@wearemariners1889]

Srilankan ban in cricket Srilankan ban in football 💀

[@niranjankumar-hv9hh]

Ban in cricket?????😊

[@sylvar]

Don’t forget rugby, the cricket one is meaningless now tho

[@virajmadhawa7701]

Corruption

[@dueduno]

Why did they got banned? I already forgot

[@alejandrot934]

Finally Venezuela was not the worst at something 😭

[@jswift4240]

We have the top inflation tho😎

[@Itibitydetsku]

​@@jswift4240Argentina >>>

[@raynarksatriawibowo6688]

the san marino looks really happy winning the friendly match 🤣

[@omarrobledo3722]

You know your team is finished when Harry Maguire scores against you in the 6th minute💀

[@shikhartiwari8057]

FA Cup he scored again. What's ur say on that now

[@omarrobledo3722]

@@shikhartiwari8057 its still the same. Man united is finished

[@shikhartiwari8057]

@@omarrobledo3722 it was about Maguire not man utd.

[@johnbenedictthan755]

Do the worst countries to have qualified to the knockout stages of a world cup

[@DJNeonistPurple]

As a Sri Lankan, I have never even known they played Football 💀

[@pulpetion123]

In Europe- San Marino Meanwhile Vatican City where there are no football players:🗿🍷

[@muhammadryanelyeddari8631]

They actually do have 2 football teams. A mens and womens. They're aren't a FIFA member though since the Government doesn't feel like building a stadium or paying for travel costs.

[@hurricanrana]

A football is too big for them. They like to play with small balls

[@LeonidasArg2021]

Imagine Bolivia, San Marino, Sri Lanka, Anguila and Tonga competing in a group stage and the two best ones go to the final and claim the World Loser Cup

[@fakemattshea778]

"I'd rather choose the worst of the best then the best of the worst"

[@Arcettnm]

Bolivia has more appearances in the world cup than Venezuela which have 0

[@mohammedhashahasha1378]

Sad to hear this because I am from srilanka

[@SabeethThePilot]

Be happy y'all got good cricket team

[@alyster8550]

​@@SabeethThePilot nah their cricket team is not that good

[@SabeethThePilot]

@@alyster8550 they are actually, it's not rare to see themselves beat India, Pakistan but they are just not as good as them at least they are better than Bangladesh which is good at literally nothing.

[@badal3543]

​@@alyster8550Their cricket team has won a odi world cup and a t20i worldcup

[@dinosutra]

That shows the quality of CONMEBOL... No team is below 100... And then their are idiots who thinks UEFA is the toughest confederation...🤣🤣🤣

[@PeruvianPotato]

Fr as a Peruvian, qualifying for a World Cup is possibly the most difficult if you're from a CONMEBOL country

[@dinosutra]

@@PeruvianPotato Those who watches football regularly and understands it will know that CONMEBOL has the hardest world cup qualifiers... Only Pendu Fangirls disagree because their idol play against San Marino, Gibraltar, Liechtenstein, Moldova, Malta, Andorra, Lithuania, Latvia, Faroe Islands, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Cyprus, Estonia, Kosovo, Belarus, Armenia, Luxembourg in a regular basis but struggle against CONMEBOL teams...

[@schwi5425]

There also aren’t any micro nations either which helps quite a bit

[@baraobam8416]

@@PeruvianPotato I mean there are more places to qualify though, peru has qualified more recently than a similar level of team like bosnia. I feel like peru may have some trouble were they to have to qualify through africa considering how few places are avalable.

[@RustyKloud]

I feel like a World Cup of all the worst ranked nations would go hard

[@crowndaniking4752]

My guy listed all the teams cr7 loves to play against 💀💀💀💀

[@DestBoi]

fr

[@hiker7720]

Pessi scored 5 against estonia 122 ranked team in a friendly match 😅

[@aniksarkar26]

​@@DestBoiouu madafaka penaldo score hattrick against lichestine,, Luxembourg and vanished in wc ko stages

[@Username-mn7pc]

@@hiker7720messi penalty against france in wc final is bigger than Tapin fraud Pendu career😂 World cup flop

[@Username-mn7pc]

@@aniksarkar26that tapin fraud pendu has a habit of vanishing in World Cup 😂

[@nightearth_]

Bolivia worst football team in South America Also Bolivia: I qualified in 1930, 1950, and 1994 and two is invitation

[@harper7371]

the pronunciation of anguilla😂

[@Iron9000]

And now after cricket wc srilanka team ban by icc💀

[@decaffeinatedcolombian]

They should make a tournament made up of the worst like 20 teams. It’d definitely be entertaining to see who’s the best of the worst

[@nathangrey6236]

Brazil conceive 7 against Germany Brazil: Double it and give it to the next person Somalai 0-14 against NORTH KOREA😂😂

[@daviroza4700]

I knew he was gonna say Somalia 🇸🇴 because I’m from Somalia 🇸🇴

[@Slayer_UK]

San Marino is no longer worst national team 🗿

[@vahepoghosyan9466]

2023 november goals scored:💀 🇸🇲 San Marino: 3 🇧🇷 Brazil: 1

[@falconeshield]

It finally happened

[@BlackChrishi]

You know when I was younger I'd dream of being the coach to win San Marino their first competitive game and then I'd get them to the Euros and become a national hero.

[@hugocardenasulloa3334]

When your worst teams are a competent teams. Go Conmebol!

[@boland73]

Imagine being the 1 team that’s ever lost to San Marino, you’d get roasted until the end of time 😂

[@alessandrogouveia2268]

The best bolivian player is actually the height of La Paz 😂. Its so high that theres less air, which makes running harder AND the ball rolls faster. They always score 2 goals in the 2nd half when the game is jeld there 😂😂😂

[@kimyyy9138]

San Marino should try to play teams outside europe. They definitely should rank higher than 150

[@Danix8gameon_ita]

It would be funny having a friendly match between anguilla and san marino

[@stevenmcghee6649]

When San Marino got a draw with Estonia a couple years back, a national holiday was declared by their government.

[@donethan.tortellini]

Your Oceania map is correct but when it comes to the confederations of FIFA, Australia is apart of the AFC (Asian Football Confederation) and hosted the 2015 edition and won it. It’s just the map thought 👌

[@moustaphathiam5921]

Come on, North Korea were the 1st Asian team to taste the World Cup QFs in 1966.

[@MOONGREEDY]

Bro missed Antartca them penguins play some cold football 🥶

[@Abuzaid_93]

San marino : ayy a win is a win 🎉

[@stijnteekens8130]

Imagine losing 14/0 against North korea

[@vikramvega]

How did North Korea and Somalia end up playing each other? That seems so random.😁

[@nycmapper8307]

How do you lose 14-0 to North Korea

[@blueskyalchemist623]

Well, North Korean team used to be decent in Asian football

[@zeefah1682]

north korea isnt as bad a football team as you think tbh

[@mouhamedaminelaksiri7318]

​@@zeefah1682 They were good before World Cup 2010,I think that disastrous Run and Kim Jong Un becoming the new Supreme Leader is what ruined them

[@zeefah1682]

@Voting Cup Yes thats true 😢

[@zeefah1682]

@Voting Cup Yes i am , our national team is a joke 🙃

[@purwantiallan5089]

Very surprising that Tonga, Samoa, and Fiji, despite they performed very poorly on FIFA tournaments, they performed amazingly on RUGBY 7s.

[@Principality.of.Sealand]

Kim Jong Un used nukes to defeat Somalia 💀💀

[@PurposefulStories]

One stat line the Kim’s don’t have to lie about 😂

[@andresmarrero5606]

But Bolivia been to a World Cup tho

[@MrLan98]

Fun fact: San Marino one time was really close to beat Poland or at least draw xD

[@michaelmeyer2725]

Fun Fact: In 1993, Davide Gualtieri of San Marino scored the fastest goal in World Cup Qualifying (at the time) - 8.3 seconds....against England. San Marino lost 7 - 1, but that one goal helped England NOT make the World Cup in 1994.

[@General_Grevious_]

Im always wondering tho.. what about the vatican? Like it would have to be a bunch of saints playing

[@35kaassoufleesopdebank]

They arent in UEFA i think

[@General_Grevious_]

Oh k

[@leopaul8124]

Its good if used "lowest ranking " team in every Continent, rather than using "worst". No team is inferior. They are developing. Do you people agree?.

[@maximocaceres3895]

playing Bolivia in La Paz isnt better than playing brazil

[@CoolBluBoi]

Fifa should play the small countries in multiple matches to prove who the best small nation is

[@anyfkups5701]

STILL 676 TO TH WORLD BABY 🇹🇴🇹🇴🇹🇴

[@zwebackshyper9307]

blud recorded the last part after he was kidnapped and trapped in a cave😭

[@takelandaviation2047]

In Sri-Lanka cricket is the most popular and played game.

[@rafaysarwar9250]

They are great in cricket amazing players

[@hmm-db9dr]

​@@rafaysarwar9250great they are not even in top 5

[@rafaysarwar9250]

@@hmm-db9dr still really good

[@hmm-db9dr]

@@rafaysarwar9250 but not good as compared to other countries

[@rashdaanrox1120]

​@@hmm-db9drsri lanka was the best in the world during 2007 - 2014 period

[@espben360]

A competition between those countries will be amazing to see

[@rocketje]

San Marino would probably destroy Anguilla

[@RumiUsai]

San Marino couldn't do anything against Seychelles and St. Lucia. Get a win? Yes, it's way more likely for them to beat Anguilla than England. Destroy? I don't think so, they've had their chance against similarly bad ranked teams and proved that they are, indeed, bad.

[@FilayFilarya]

We need Anguilla vs San Marino match

[@avisingh5839]

1❌ 2✅ for san Moreno 🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲

[@dusty0ngorillatag]

The way his voice got deeper at the end😂

[@Rishi_pishi]

I think the only reason San marinos team is so bad is the countrys the size of a football pitch

[@_eg__gaming]

Pov In Antarctica :- PENGUINS FC 🐧⚽ Rank no. :- 999 No loses in whole carrier (bcoz they not played any one match )

[@Galaxy.2008]

Imagine losing 14-0 to North Korea 💀

[@greenamogus]

AMOGUS

[@Galaxy.2008]

@@greenamogus AMOGUS

[@S__939]

It was in 1963

[@daviroza4700]

I knew he was gonna say Somalia 🇸🇴 because I’m from Somalia 🇸🇴

[@saiaveikoso-lz6zc]

North Korea is actually a good team.

[@eyalinbar4845]

Somalia definitely sounded like an afterthought in this video

[@nohandle-f8o]

Imagine if Kim jong un threatened to nuke Somalia if nk didn’t win, very realistic

[@suchania__guy]

sri lanka in football🤡 sri lanka in cricket🗿

[@hashimrabbee8377]

antartica has left the chat

[@Robloxgod-np3tp]

There aren’t any countries in Antarctica💀

[@calebgreen2863]

“Tongo is the worst national team in Oceania” 💀

[@dairyfiend6929]

Australia Worst country: Australia Best country: Australia

[@gl1tched142]

Australia isn’t a continent

[@dairyfiend6929]

@@gl1tched142 yes it is

[@gl1tched142]

@@dairyfiend6929 okay, what continent are all the oceanic countries in

[@dairyfiend6929]

@@gl1tched142 None. Oceania is a geographic region, as is it's counterpart Australasia. If you want to get technical you could include the Island of Papua in the Australian continent. But Oceania is a term created to lump the Pacific nations together.

[@somethinglikethat2176]

​@@gl1tched142 the confederations don't line up with the geographical continents. Sidenote: Australia plays in the Asian confederation.

[@hawkbrien]

Crazy that the Vatican city team is better than San Marino, those priests must know how to move

[@Luonguyen457]

Well, some of Them Probably come from Brazil / Argentine 😅 .

[@KingQubed]

As a Sri Lankan we beat England every Word Cup. Of course I'm talking about Cricket.

[@_ShayanEditz_]

Not this time 😂

[@_ShayanEditz_]

England won 😢

[@KingQubed]

@@_ShayanEditz_ Wdym

[@_ShayanEditz_]

@@KingQubed I meant that Sri Lanka ranked 9 this year and England 7

[@groot3535]

You guys are banned from both football and cricket

[@jamespusey7186]

thumbnail sums up my main interest when the international break stars

[@sstonexd0]

Ay man I live in guyana ☠️

[@patnos498]

How is ig there?

[@sstonexd0]

@@patnos498 I mean the place is pretty good, it rains alot.

[@sstonexd0]

@EESA AZIZ damn where you from in Guyana

[@Anonymous-zy5hm]

They should make a world up with only consists of the worlds worst teams how great would that be😂😂

[@bishaldebnath7295]

Pakistan be like:- Bach gya mai😂😂

[@atharvzemse6599]

They are still worst.

[@FemBreon]

If they held a tournament of the worst teams from each confederation, Bolivia would win it.

[@SirFeeshy]

Nice!

[@DanielGroom21]

Tonga in football 😢 Tonga in rugby 🗿

[@ZachBruh38]

Don’t lie. Some of y’all thought USA was gonna be on this list 🤨

[@xavish.2]

I’m so glad to see that even though in my country we don’t play football, we are not the worst team 💀

[@ralfpersibal8885]

Mark my words, Sri Lanka will rise up❤🇱🇰

[@Accnotinuse]

"North korea" Morocco: are you serious right now.

[@bachira0__]

North Korea was helding player’s family hostage tho 💀💀💀

[@danieljames9322]

It just shows how much we need a FIFA Nations League

[@TheFamemonster31]

can we group these countries and have a mini series

[@Its_Tyronehes]

14:0 to north korea That flabbergasting

[@Simple_Michelle]

Fun fact : Tonga actually qualified once for world cup which was held in 2006

[@tegobay4357]

imagine if all of those teams played against each other like in some tournament

[@Luonguyen457]

Easy win for Bolivia 😂 .

[@Subagya-ti8hs]

As a Sri lankan i knew this is coming

[@LiamFromNewBarkTown]

Remember when American Samoa lost 31-0 to Australia. Surely they'd be the worst. San Marino regularly keep scorlines in single digits vs most top European sides in qualifying