THE WORST RATED TNA PPV - VICTORY ROAD 2009

This show was chosen by you... The Hawkamaniacs. This is the worst rated TNA ppv on the internet, it's actually rated worse than TNA Victory Road 2011, the one with a drugged up Jeff Hardy v Sting in the main event. Does this show deserve its reputation? Shuv it? Or Love it?

[@TheSiscoKid2112]

I was actually in the crowd for this show. When Abyss whipped Stevie Richards into the wall, one of the impacts was heavy and broke my dad's toe because he had his foot leaning up against it.

[@ZootedBeaver]

You guys should have sued

[@TheSiscoKid2112]

@@ZootedBeaver Lol, my Dad actually thought it was awesome to get his toe broken during a live match.

[@jeffreymarksworld534]

Sounds like it's your dad's fault it looked like he had plenty of time to move but didn't. Seems intentional

[@seanpaul93]

@@ZootedBeaver lol, what a jew

[@ASCUMBAGWh0re]

​@@jeffreymarksworld534remains silent man

[@shivambhattacharya1079]

"It's not called the Mid-Card Mafia", I lost it right there!

[@cheezeco]

When the Main Event Mafia are the only main event level stars

[@SirJoelsuf1]

Damn I forgot how awful Angle looked in 2009, dude straight up looked like he didn't want to be anywhere...

[@Gulag00]

Perc Angle

[@KimimaruOnara]

He was definitely gleaming the cube

[@exe2517]

His TNA run was a huge mistake

[@ManofPeel]

he be looking like Kirk Angel

[@King_JappyJoe]

@@exe2517 His addiction wasnt gonna fund itself

[@maryyjanee247]

Crazy how angle was on top but still at the bottom glad to see he’s happy and in a much better place now

[@barrymk400]

This is the most positive review of this show ever.

[@Wriqhton]

Kurt did look like a crackhead and Daniels did look like a predator 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@generallordjowbra8871]

Yeah but the Beautiful People and Lauren make up for it.

[@KyrinChase]

All I have to say is: MINUS 5 STARS

[@BookofKeys123]

(Ron Swanson voice) Zero stars.

[@kingrama2727]

It would have been 5 stars if it was in the Tokyo Dome

[@AloneViibes]

Dude said "there was only one embarrassing spot" lmfaooo the whole thing was embarrassing

[@EnriqueTortellini]

YEEEEEEEEEEZZUUUUSSS

[@martintrebichavsky4243]

@@kingrama2727 5.5 if omega was involved and 6.0 if okada.

[@McMachal]

AN AD WITH 3 SECONDS LEFT IN THE VIDEO? SHUV IT.

[@TheChrisHype]

“There’s a strange, fat, ginger, balding referee doing this match. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him before, but I HATE HIM.” See, THAT RIGHT THERE is the observation/commentary that makes me love this channel. Keep it up, Hawk!

[@xtwo-steppx5206]

3:13 Matt Morgan's cocky ass sidewalk slam where he just straight up tosses Daniels to the side is absolute gold! I'm not sure why I enjoy that spot as much as I do, but I just do haha.

[@JustLikeAFlower]

Because it was a perfect spot for the character

[@robertwoods3871]

That shit was beautiful

[@retrokoh]

It's probably the best thing Matt Morgan ever did. I popped at that.

[@OneManCast]

Can we just sick back and appreciate that TNA had a ref named *"Slick Johnson"* ? XD

[@patrikbros8242]

That's mDickie type of name

[@Thor-Orion]

Lord Eddard Stark he was the nWo referee, wasn’t he?

[@Thor-Orion]

Lord Eddard Stark oh, i know Nick Patrick was the original one at Souled Out (i believe 97 was the first Souled Out and since Nick was the only referee nWo had he worked all the matches that night) and he was supposed to do a fast count at Starrcade 97 (the great Hogan refusing to do the job clean even though he had agreed to do so over a year in advance when the Crow Sting was first showing up) debacle. He even had a whole story arc of eventually getting fired and then reinstated. I meant Scott Steiner’s personal ref when he was in nWo Hollywood (both before Hogan’s injury and while he was out and Scott became the nWo Hollywood’s leader) because every wcw referee refused to officiate his matches because he kept beating them up. So he got his own ref and i believe it was Slick. Look up Scott Steiner’s personal referee.

[@rexsexson5349]

Nick Patrick was nWo ref even at first wearing a mask. The empty arena match anyone?

[@ahmeddemha6112]

Sick Back?

[@lukewarmstanhouston9957]

I've been watching TNA from 2004 and 2005, and holy shit how TNA has fallen. Judging from what I've seen, TNA sold its soul for mainstream attention in 2010. Just watch a 2005 TNA event and I got ECW feels. The fans were so passionate about TNA. Then in 2010 the crowds starting becoming silent and in 2020 the crowd is dead.

[@ButWhatIfItIs]

Tbh even I missed the best years as I accidentally tuned in back in 2007. By which time there was a lot of hokey S**t going on but I could look past that when I was treated to some good wrestling pretty frequently. X Division was still untarnished, AJ, Joe and all the big TNA names were still around, the Knockouts (those poor, poor women...) division got kickstarted and was mostly killing it... And then 04/01/2010 happened. And even my teenaged self knew it was all over. I didn't pop for a single one of those has-beens and their pointless debuts. I have PTSD over it. I think it started after the dome match and these constant arrivals of old timers looking for a payday kept getting TV time. F*ck Hulk Hogan and f*ck Dixie Carter, pair of wrestling philistines afaic lmao.

[@thekornreeper]

Those slow motion slap where something else lol

[@JGD185]

Maybe the worst thing I've ever seen in wrestling

[@rickisgrate]

"I've been in the danger zone" Botchamania intro time

[@yazidbougheda4257]

Jenna's pin and Entrance Makes me Wanna Break up with my girlfriend Damn

[@SneakyHoboJesus]

2009 Angle looks like current day Nic Gage

[@dirtmcgirt8269]

Lmaoo 😂

[@izy5580]

Yooo that track at the end lol never thought I'd hear that song on a KZbin wresting video

[@blackken1894]

Lmaoo amazing right he should make this a thing 🤣 💀

[@lakerskb2465]

Ctfu markyD the man for that

[@Markyd123]

I heard it in I thought yea. Why not dutty wine 😂😂😂

[@MrAbridgedTV]

@@Markyd123 lmao

[@kingxd3ath_arts485]

I feel dumb cause for some reason I never realized Abyss therapist was Stevie Richards

[@siddwitmusic477]

Warms my heart when Foley does that elbow, reminds me of a happier time in wrestling....the time I wasn't born yet :/

[@MarkEstratocaster]

What's even funnier about the awfulness of this PPV is that the previous year's Victory Road is one of the best PPVs TNA ever produced!

[@facesoffearbrewing1229]

Sometimes I really feel that wrestling promotions have the motto "bigger is better". When TNA was a bit smaller it really managed to get the wrestling fan into a loyal fan. But then old WWE stars had to come across, the storylines had to be more extreme and bigger and every match had to contain something 'extreme' or 'idiot'. AEW is now also falling for this nonsense. They score the same ratings as WWE's C show, and seem satisfied too. I think I am one of the few fans who is easily satisfied with simple storylines and normal wrestling.

[@alexs7670]

@@facesoffearbrewing1229 I love attitude era soap opera nonsense. But whan thats the whole card every week and on every paperview it gets real old real fast. Watching 2000-01 episodes of raw I feel like the right to censor story line is just the right amount of zany but in addition to good wrastlin?

[@Airkong423]

@@facesoffearbrewing1229 how dare you called NXT the C show its the A show and its understandable because AEW is not a international show

[@facesoffearbrewing1229]

@@Airkong423 It's WWE's C show after Raw and Shitdown (their A and B show)

[@JokerThaToker]

@@facesoffearbrewing1229 NXT is the best product WWE puts out.

[@self-parternerd8661]

REASONS WHY THIS IS THE WORST TNA SHOW: - (Jenna Morasca) - The burial of the legends title (from Aj Grand Slam champion to Nash that never defended it or cared about it). - Slick pretending to be pinned by a spider (if you're afraid of spiders, letting them walk on your body is something you don't do). - Morgan and Daniles' stupid match (the giant has already an advantage over the small guy an injury angle on top of that only makes him appear weaker, especially if he's the face). - Stevie Vs Abyss is the usual trash match (once again the face is a stupid giant where the heel is fighting for his life against all odds). BUT I have to commend the good job in booking the Impacts before this match (Abyss' own work) where Stevie was Abyss' shrink and used that as an excuse to torture him and Abyss had never laid his hands on him, so you actually wanted to see Mr.Park wail on his ass. - 3D vs British Invasion, pointless ("IF THEY LOSE THEIR TITLES THEY'LL LOSE THEIR JAPAN BOOKING!!!", no they won't. NJPW doesn't squander their booking to swerve the fans. "But the Invasion won the title on Impact!!!"... and the match was not sanctioned by NJPW and they don't recognize the title change and Team 3D won the belts back and went to drop them in Japan). - (Jenna Morasca) - The incredibly stupid finish of the tag title. - The match between Joe and Sting, shadows of their former selves. Taz debut was as useless as the Nation of Violence storyline. - The main event was bad (for Kurt Angle's standards) and clearly foreshadowed (so, no surprises). - Every match has either bad wrestling, stupid booking, screwy finishes or a combination of them. (Adding the fact the you know that Angle's not going anywhere, Booker's not going anywhere, Nash incredibly isn't going anywhere and the M.E.M is the solid main even storyline so they're not going anywhere so THEY'RE WINNING EVERY MATCH).

[@Hallofshame-f7x]

It no wonder Ufc 100 is better than tna victory road 2009

[@darrellgrant4775]

Thank God I was recommended this channel. I should shut myself up and smack me one for not watching earlier.

[@yvngxcvnt]

2:46 the way he describes the referee had me laughing 😂😂

[@arturovillafana8823]

Fun fact: I had to smack myself several times after having to succumb myself to this audio Jk I love you man

[@uraggro-shub1016]

This is my favorite wrestling channel on KZbin... Nay in the world! Shove it maaaaaaaan!

[@Joecbg100]

Stevie vs Abyss never gets old. Thank you MarkyD

[@brandonpage7087]

Lol, yes, this ppv was bad, & this period of TNA wasn't the best. Still, this was a nice trip down memory lane. Yo, MarkyD, I gotta say that your videos got me watching TNA\IMPACT again, now in 2020, & i been loving what I've been seeing so far. They just need some work, with their current main even scene, but the recent shows have been pretty entertaining for me. Here's hoping that you review Victory Road 2020, & Bound For Glory 2020.

[@adamcarl46]

Tna ppv review video ideas: bound for glory 2009 Bound for glory 2006 Bound for glory 2007 Bound for glory 2012 Slamiversary 2013 Destination x 2012 Genesis 2010

[@jakemitchell1132]

Need Destination X 2009. Probably would’ve won worst show of the year if it wasn’t for this year.

[@kingconrad]

Like how you had the Smash riddim in the background at the end

[@seanmcclure]

Matt Morgan is the 7-Eleven version of Starbucks coffee. The coffee looks like the big league versions but you can tell the difference in quality immediately. He had an amazing body but he was too vanilla.

[@RhystleMania]

Shove it maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[@thekornreeper]

Brother

[@blackken1894]

Plz keep playing dutty wine at the end of your videos its the icing on the cake

[@bajan71683]

I thought my ears were playing tricks on me lol!

[@faizansiddiqui3841]

Wasn’t that bad The Star power alone was wow

[@brandonpage7087]

Yeah, it was definitely a bad ppv, but kudos to MarkyD for pointing out that it wasn't truly as terrible, as its reputation says. I remember though, back then, it was common for TNA to receive WAY more criticism than they deserved. Even when they put on decent or good shows. Glad to say that I never participated in that trend.

[@JustLikeAFlower]

Yeah not as bad as people make it seem

[@lewisaino]

I mean it was meh or boring bit apart from Jenna vs Sharmell it wasn't bad .

[@VitaminVisionTV]

That facf that you used the durrty wine riddim towards the end makes this video 💯

[@yVngKingIrvinn]

Jeff v Sting , Jeff was drunk so u saw the ref throw up the x so Eric bishoff made a random promo and told sting to cut the match short

[@JustLikeAFlower]

He was high liquor didn’t come to later

[@ZinkersDartstube]

MARKY 4 TNA PRESIDENT!

[@sobo5476]

How hot were the Beautiful People, and how bad did Angle look. And why did Samoa Joe get put in the Main Event Mafia, he just doesn't fit in.

[@Joecbg100]

Alcoholism right? He's gaunt as hell

[@sobo5476]

@@Joecbg100 he said on a shoot interview he was mixing the booze with painkillers.

[@dirtmcgirt8269]

Matt Morgan boring? Shocking

[@daanyelgeorge7004]

6:36 "Some-Jobber Bolt!" I died laughing.

[@captainsmartass3368]

Same here

[@piefish1000]

I mean the worst TNA match is between Jenna/Sharmell and Hardy/Sting... Both oddly at Victory Road PPVs

[@ImagineABear]

We need a review of whatever show had that Rebel vs Shelly Martinez match. That match makes Jenna/Sharmell look like Flair/Steamboat.

[@maliusv8241]

Awesome Kong was the only good thing about Jenna vs Sharmell.

[@yazidbougheda4257]

The Entrance though

[@DrewPesci]

The widows peak has always been one of my favorite finishers in wrestling

[@MrGeo-EmitFodrol]

Say what you want about the old guard but every younger talent botched against them. If not a botch there were atleast awkward moments. TNA pushing the old guard (atleast at this time) was not the issue of TNA and I definitely tuned in from time to time to see those stars while being introduced to Joe, Styles, Beer Money, Daniels, Abyss, etc...

[@lewisaino]

At least it was entertaining.

[@AlexThorn]

"A fat man wearing a a towel is being interviewed" lmao

[@jeffreymarksworld534]

Survivor is pretty damn popular show in the states and it was insanity popular when Jenna was on it but that was like 8 years ago at the time of the ppv

[@thepuertorock1467]

You good 👍 bro. You are one(1) of a kind. I watch Impact every Tuesday. They try... WWE stands for World's Worst Entertainment I'll drink to that 🍺

[@TheMC1102]

CM Punk will return to wrestling before we get Bobby Lashley vs Brock Lesnar.

[@JustLikeAFlower]

That’s a fucking fact

[@benschmelzer7748]

This man has not heard a single Bryan and Vinny show has he?

[@REVOisMYname]

Out of the WCW recycled talent, Sting produced the most consistent matches. Nash, Hall, and Steiner melted into mashed potatoes fast post wcw

[@9mmsafetyalwaysoff00]

and now nash is on twitter desperately trying to convince everyone he's smart

[@wweminehead5458]

Abyssamania is running wild against the hawk

[@JokerThaToker]

Jenna Morasca lives near me. Last I hear about her she was getting a DUI and drug paraphernalia charges.

[@vegetalover9297]

That's hilarious

[@JGD185]

is she still slapping people like that

[@HiNRGboy]

That's umm sad...

[@JokerThaToker]

Holy shit she’s back in the mainstream news this month. Seems like she cleaned her life up and she’s trying to get on the 40th season of Survivor. Hopefully she can keep her sobriety.

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

@@JokerThaToker update. These days she’s claiming that her arrest was fake

[@keuntalee5283]

The Brock Lesnar vs Bobby lashley is happening!

[@DasKame]

3:50 Was Rob Zombies Halloween 2 at the Time a thing?

[@WestonEvans]

Do your grades translate to the same percentage level as their academic equivalents? A being 93-100% B: 85-92% C: 78-84% and D: 70-77% with 69% and lower being an F grade? Or is it more a 20-20-20-20-20 evenly split?

[@lewisaino]

For time I think the Letters and %

[@saj8]

Kong was like "I left Japan for this?"

[@Hugo_Tate]

9:18 what kind of submission is that he looks like he's just trying to help him stretch lol

[@dougbarrett619part2]

A great train wreck ppv. I can't help but watch this ppv over and over as its so bad its good. Kinda think like a bad but cheesey horror film

[@packedentertainment2866]

Watch any of wwe’s shows/events & you’d see what a trash wrestling show looks like

[@dougbarrett619part2]

@@packedentertainment2866 NXT hasn't been bad. And i enjoyed raw and smackdown but im drunk when watching that

[@matthewmartin3008]

@@dougbarrett619part2 you would have to be if you enjoyed those shows

[@packedentertainment2866]

Matthew Martin Lol 😂

[@PIP-zf9yb]

@@packedentertainment2866 this was brutal makes wwe look good

[@jordanscott5719]

So where not getting all the wrestlers dixie shuved or....?

[@thebrock12]

Kurt looked really bad back then

[@CRob172]

Hey Marky did you get my message on patron?

[@siwkolis]

Majority of wrestlers in this video is in WWE now lol

[@loboneiner1034]

12:54 Joe got up like he had a Special in No Mercy

[@jacobvanveldhuizen4365]

the jenna morasca match was worth it for the pin alone.

[@wweminehead5458]

Ahhh the wonders of victory road and its ups and downs

[@dmanentertament125]

This is the PPV why Spike wanted Dixe to hire Hulk Hogan and Eric.

[@ricardonb6375]

It should've been Paul Heyman

[@Ahmed_Asif]

Please🙏🏽review Victory Road 2011. It will be a laughing riot with your hilarious commentary. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[@yellowbonewrestling6479]

When will you upload current episodes of impact (review)

[@robbieworld2837]

he reviews 4episodes a month just like ring ka king

[@yellowbonewrestling6479]

@@robbieworld2837 it's been more than 8 episodes since he has recorded

[@robbieworld2837]

@@yellowbonewrestling6479 that’s sad how you know that but probably because impacts been boring since slammiversary maybe he’s only doing paperviews and events now

[@yellowbonewrestling6479]

@@robbieworld2837 yeah maybe

[@robbieworld2837]

@@yellowbonewrestling6479 he might review victory road and he’ll definitely do BFG

[@HonkHonkler]

First review of this PPV I ever heard was binge listening Brian and Vinny's TNA reviews lol. ALWAYS wondered where the "MINUS 5 STARS" soundbite in the Botchamania intro until I came across the episode and saw that match lol. Nah, Jenna vs. Sharmell is horrible lol.

[@jabbarmuhammad7529]

This victory road can shove it

[@DirtiestSoul]

For you, what is the worst PPV of TNA?

[@peace1177]

The show can shuv it!

[@sourdeez5558]

Is "shut up or I'll smack you one." from something?

[@Drollpanther]

How do you not get matt morgan over? He’s a monster. Bad booking not to play to his strengths

[@MrT571]

@Jay Harv28 so have someone talk for him like we used to before the business went to hell. Also, decent for a giant is good. This company just flat out failed on every level. Even ones we never see.

[@extremeking425]

that outro music xD

[@DeusExCanis]

I still want to see the Dixie video. I'll subscribe if you do it.

[@DUFFYISBACK]

was it explained why jenna slapped kong lol?

[@jyesucevitz]

Its so funny watching guys juke and zigzag when coming off the rest because they don't line up.

[@alexanderbirkin8498]

They don’t have the.X Division Title Markyd

[@jyesucevitz]

Has any woman worked out a counter to "The Widows Peak"? Like just keep your legs dangling?

[@uhubateson2549]

Funny as f😃ck. Wasn't expecting that....... 🤣

[@WestonEvans]

Why is the storyline weighted so heavily as to knock it down 3 possible grades?

[@billybadass3056]

actually u DO need to make a vid about all the wrestlers Dixie Carter slept with or I seriously will belt you one

[@ExpressDunlop]

Jenna entrance was hilarious

[@WeBreakItAllDownRightHere]

Did people at the time being up the fact that Samoa Joe’s “tribal tattoo” would wipe off during the match?

[@BlackLegacy83]

Who is the Jobber in yellow ?

[@extremekurt]

Marky D makes excellent TNA wrestling review videos

[@GTA-qv8pk]

It makes sense for the heels to cheat in every match.

[@chadhoganlive]

Binge watching MarkyD123! Shove It! Squad and OSW for life!

[@slappytheclown4]

Man Angle looked fucking rough here. Glad he's doing better now.

[@DirtiestSoul]

Fun fact: this is the only time Foley Tap out.

[@schnnellbell3310]

FUN FACT Foley said on a live stream that he dose actually have foreskin

[@marcespinoza6068]

7:37 you need to look up the "punches" that Tammy Sytch threw against Sharmell in a WCW match, they miss her head completely.

[@TophDaGreat]

13:28 Still hasn't happened as of 2021 lmao

[@TheVoiceofKizzy]

On that charmele versus Jenna match... I think Jimmy and Carl said it best Quadruple F minus

[@manuhakala]

Don't worry. I didn't close the video when you said the main event would suck. Reviews of bad wrestling are more entertaining than reviews of good wrestling.

[@alexteasdale4599]

Matt "Boring" 😄 🤣 love it. Could of said it better myself..

[@The_Hero74_]

This reminds me of just a regular iMPACT episode 😂

[@ericlynnwright123]

kurt angle was perc angle at this time off them percs high as hell

[@flyguy7825]

Did this guy really say that im sure if the Jenna Morasca vs Sharmell match was the worst match in TNA history?😂😂😂😂dude just stop it its the worst by far.

[@micahjohnsonboxing6409]

Hardy vs Sting?

[@flyguy7825]

Micah Johnson Boxing That's bad but not as bad as two people who are trying too wrestle and can't wrestle for 💩

[@brandonwalker8401]

Do a review of the first nwa tna ppv and see how many views and likes you get it could be your new series weekly reviews

[@Markyd123]

Brandon Walker I’m going to brother s soon RKk is finished I promise

[@fergalstackstreams]

6:44 You got it backwards, TNA. Wrestlers go in the ring, valets go on the outside.