The Worst Scammer Ever

[@vaec58]

Ya gotta give this guy a A for effort, he’s trying sooo hard..

[@pappamonkey]

That I agree with, rarely(maybe only once before) have they typed that address in :)

[@heatherreyes1736]

Gotta love you 😍

[@eugenesaint1231]

@Bethlehem Eisenhour I'm sure his "Senior Officer" has already had him taken out back and shot. He he he... :^) Saint

[@debbie4503]

Considering, from what I've heard, they only hire them because they can speak English. But this guy is missing some marbles. 😂😂😂

[@jimhip1]

The spikey mullet and red suit combo is just glorious. Love it when he looks straight into the camera.

[@pappamonkey]

Glad to hear, sometimes it takes so much time thinking bout what colors shows best :)

[@THEATLien312]

Normally I seethe with anger and contempt for these scammers. However, something about this guy comes across as a gullible, desperate and insecure guy who's way over his head. Was probably sold a bunch of lies as to what the job was. He probably lacks the capacity to stand up for himself and get out of it. I've actually prayed for this guy and for doors to open so he can escape this way of life. I'm hearing a victim... victimizing others..... truly sad!

[@BrandonLund]

OMG! I dont know what's more funny, the fact you had him thinking he had to spell the zip code, that you have him looking too far "north south" or that you don't judge him because he is from the fairy building. This episode was filled with these subtle gems. Well done my man!

[@sarahstewart2299]

Well, at least the financial officer had a sense of humour, calling himself Scott Free 🤣 Thanks Pappamonkey, that was so funny.

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@terranceparsons5185]

I doubt it, they don't have anything remotely approaching a sense of humor and certainly are non intelligent enough to come up with stuff on their own. He 100% got that off a baiter!

[@benjiskyler7836]

When dealing with the "worst scammer ever", you can never get to the point where they type in the address and immediately know "you have provided me your wrong information."

[@pappamonkey]

But later he was convinced that it was just some kind of address fluke :)

[@matthewgiese7811]

"Moving on up, from the East West... trying to get himself a sweet taste of the pie"... loved your directions.

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@georgettesworld]

I loved the repeat "Oh My God! He lied to Mom." That was priceless 🤣

[@pappamonkey]

Glad you enjoyed :)

[@joescambait]

The Nails in the head was "BRILLIANT" omg im 1 min into this Tom and i cant stop laughing

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you Joe. That scammer was/is so new :)

[@dianalovescolors]

Lol Joe thanks I just noticed the nails 🤣

[@joohop]

How Did You Spell 37 ?

[@srathalage2473]

Hi Joe , why don't you upload videos frequently like before man ... ?

[@joescambait]

@@srathalage2473 I own a small landscaping business and have not been able to find help so i have to work . I wish I could do more scambaiting. I try to get in a few hours a week calling but not recording. Thanks for checking in

[@danielluber209]

So his boss is yelling at him, and also the boss is in his house....Makes PERFECT SENSE !!

[@kevingartland723]

I like when Pappamonkey talks to inexperienced scammers

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@Childfree334]

A real government employee would never say to a citizen "Are you trying to play with me?" That should be a dead giveaway that one is talking to a scammer.

[@kt6550]

Man, is this guy confused. I bet you were his first attempt. He seemed to have no idea where to go. Good job.

[@pappamonkey]

I think it's his first day, and maybe I'm his first time waster :)

[@ladymaiden2308]

"you got to go east / west of there" OMFG Yes. When given the opportunity, tell them "next to the left".

[@pappamonkey]

I like it :)

[@ladymaiden2308]

@@pappamonkey 😆🤣👌

[@_ZR11_]

The animations are so underrated! And you're opening music is so catchy! Danny Rosko the Legend! Cheers lad for getting back at these scammers!! ❤ 💙 💜

[@pappamonkey]

Glad you're enjoying them. Thank you. Much appreciated :)

[@rollbot]

a bit east west , no thats a bit north south !! HAHAH seriously the level of sounding out the words of his script while being yelled at by his cattle whip boy is 100% short circuit on the guy. love it

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@danamcmanus]

Yep, you weren't scared enough, that's why he hung up. Hahaha! Great job Pappa! 💘

[@pappamonkey]

I think you may be right. :)

[@rjbro7830]

You are magic! How you can hold it together through all this..'spell out the zip code!', omg...dont know how you can continue sounding so straight laced! Good job, yet again!

[@pappamonkey]

I had alot of trouble not busting out laughing on this one. Thank you. I appreciate it :)

[@carlmorenor]

His gonna be fired today!!! 🤣

[@pappamonkey]

I think so. maybe he'll find some honest work :)

[@terranceparsons5185]

Oh I hope not. He's never going to scam anyone, keep him on.

[@AARONANKRUM]

They must have snatched this poor dude right off the street with no training and handed him a laptop.

[@pappamonkey]

I agree :)

[@christiangonzales7429]

The fact that he didn't point out how you misspelled "fourth" really shows! If being stupid was an Olympic sport, this scammer would have been coming home with a gold medal!

[@pappamonkey]

as soon as he repeated it. I was like...just go with it :)

[@christiangonzales7429]

@@pappamonkey 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@terranceparsons5185]

Oh it just keeps getting better and better. "Yes, I'm working from home, but these are my officers! There's 4 Mike Vilson's in the kitchen, half a dozen more in the lounge. I have 3 Mark Villiam in each bedroom and a Benny Napoleon in the downstairs toilet. Out on the deck are a couple of refund werification affishers called Jesson Brown, Kevin Huse is sat on my donkey, the seenyor sooperwizor on the floor, Frank Thompson, is sitting on the floor and last but not least, David Robinson is up on the roof. I was expecting a few more, but a camel jack knifed on the Calcutta road and its chaos, donkeys and elephants everywhere. Car 54 where are you?

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@pattierotondo1108]

But where is Jeffrey Tribbiano?

[@terranceparsons5185]

@@pattierotondo1108 out back lancing the donkey's boils

[@terranceparsons5185]

Ahhhh! Finally remembered the name of the affisha I was struggling to come up with. It's the legendary Donald Jefferson, his workmate Donald Jefferson and their seenyor sooperwizor, Donald Jefferson.

[@user-vn7ce5ig1z]

• 10:20 - "Soooooooooooo…" • 12:04 - "Oh my god, he lied to mom!" - I'll never get tired of that. 😂 • 15:53 - Target gift-cards at Walmart. Sure, why not? 🤷 And get a Big Mac from Burger King on your way.

[@pappamonkey]

I was already thinking bout the big mac thing :)

[@zxyatiywariii8]

I don't know how you keep from laughing! 😄🤣😂

[@mdamaged]

The hammer in hand and nails in the head were a nice touch. It really went with the scammers voice and cadence.

[@pappamonkey]

I agree :)

[@EyeofRa1133]

He was given magical words? Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, perhaps? 🤔😲🤔😲🤔😲

[@pappamonkey]

Them's some good words:)

[@debmccafferty1007]

Best word ever!

[@ChrisLee66]

Loved it @1:59 When Danny looks at the camera as scammer struggles spelling Smaugin. Funny because its' one of SF best hidden addresses. ha

[@pappamonkey]

He was a real worker for trying so hard with that address :)

[@lewthegamer8474]

Lol. Videos like these really take away anxiety in dealing with these scammers. Your videos are a hoot! Also that you made him spell out 37 and the zip code was funny as hell! 😂

[@pappamonkey]

I couldn't believe I got him to enter road instead of Rd. Thank you :)

[@lewthegamer8474]

@@pappamonkey you have a great sense of humor. I’m laughing hard right now that you were offering to pick him up. Lol

[@joohop]

Can You Go To Valmart For The Gift Cod ?

[@parson7260]

@@joohop or just meet up with the administration at the coat house.

[@markbeale7390]

@@parson7260 The goat house 🏠.

[@chrisdiane8429]

So nice to see someone stand up to these jerks

[@SA77888]

18:43 awww what a cordial little interaction......just Mr Danny and Mr Scot exchanging pleasantries

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@kensmyth1663]

"It was a smelling mistake..."

[@pappamonkey]

I like :)

[@freelanceminion7396]

Well I guess if they have so much trouble finding his address they won't be able to arrest him.

[@jeffmcdonald4225]

No wonder he's having trouble. That's MY address.

[@pappamonkey]

Hi roomy :)

[@ronstoudt717]

nails in his head (lmao) explains so much wrong with Mark. Thanks Pappamonkey.

[@pappamonkey]

I draw em the way I sees em. Thank you Ron :)

[@leonb3138]

I reckon it was his first day on the job 😂😂😂 thanks for each and everything paps.

[@pappamonkey]

I might of been his first time waster :)

[@laurellines]

Great video

[@donnyh3497]

Well "Scott Free" certainly wasn't going to take any of your sh*t! 😄

[@ladymaiden2308]

Good Lord I thought I lost you!! Happy to be back, not sure what happened with the algorithm! Or my attention span. Anyhow loving this!

[@pappamonkey]

Welcome back. I post every Tuesday :)

[@UNKLELUKE86]

👍🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[@msalyssababy]

I am dying laughing at your North South and East West directions 😂

[@pappamonkey]

Glad you enjoyed :)

[@markevans5674]

Poor old Pinhead! To be fair, his English is better than my Hindi. Then again I am not calling up Indian pensioners trying to scam them in broken Hindi!

[@pappamonkey]

indeed :)

[@joohop]

Gotta Go East , West Of There

[@californiahummus]

He's on Google maps murdering all the pronunciations of landmarks in outer San Francisco. Poor guy.

[@rickschwab3963]

If the person on phone calls you and has an accent, and includes the words ('each, and everything', or 'do one thing'), hang up

[@pappamonkey]

It's starting to feel like that, although I know there are legitimate Indian call centers :)

[@RNCV-uf7wu]

"How are you Mr Danny?" "I'm pretty good Mr Scott.." XD lol

[@a_coh]

He wants to believe you soooooooooooo bad Danny Chasko. This is your funniest yet 🤣🤣🤣

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you A Co :)

[@dianalovescolors]

His Senior is yelling magical words and saying you can't do one thing...bad day at the office man..bad day..

[@pappamonkey]

yep :)

[@dianna3157]

And to be so disrespectful to your employee while a guest in HIS home. SMH He probably had to provide snacks and drinks to all his co-workers while they were there, and clean his house later. Sheesh 😂

[@dianalovescolors]

@@dianna3157 LOL 😂😂😂

[@kenmoe2k]

Twisted Tuesday ... pappa maybe worst scammer so far ... but you know there is one out there that will make this one look like a pro ...LOL ... Thank you pappa .. for all your hard work

[@eatonpoosee7926]

Hi Kenny " Willie" says Hello Wink wink .....

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@danielluber209]

Funny!! Funny!! FUNNY! GREAT JOB!! THAT SCAMMER IS GOING FAR IN LIFE!! You did a Fantastic Job Pulling him along...

[@landers411]

Big Pappa just replaced EleventySeven With NorthSouth and EastWest. I was in tears. Keep up the great work

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you, Will do :)

[@showinghumility]

Who would think that even a senior officer scammer would be so rude to hang up without saying goodbye, shocking I dare say.

[@pappamonkey]

indeed :)

[@shedred1967]

Happy Tuesday Pappamonkey and fellow Pappamonkians!

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you :)

[@pattierotondo1108]

Well, that was an abrupt ending! I guess the "senior supervisor" didn't like that his subordinate was more scared-sounding than you were. Maybe Diana needs to talk to these guys. She has a great "panic" voice!

[@pappamonkey]

I like playing her :)

[@christinehunter609]

Federal trade commissioner is going to your doorstep? Wow. Do they even know what the FTC is.

[@eternalextrapolations]

Federated Target Cards

[@pappamonkey]

Everyone's getting involved :)

[@dianalovescolors]

Hi Christine. I always wondered what the hell CVS stands for. Any guesses?

[@eternalextrapolations]

@@dianalovescolors Card Vouchers Suppliers

[@dianalovescolors]

@@eternalextrapolations omg 😂 that's hilarious..it must be..so they are working with the FTC? 😂 I KNEW it!

[@echidnaspikes8563]

How can you talk like that and not burst out laughing is beyond me ))

[@helenakerry3837]

"Oh. My. God... so he lied to mama!?" But he wouldn't DARE lie to Pappa, now, would he..!? Tom, that was hilarious, I've got to go find me part one now and watch them both in succession!

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you for reminding me. I didnt put in the description till I saw this :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/hIKXhaV9gNCjj8k

[@JanaJayX2d3y66st3ay6to5day]

This is so awesome 👍 Thank you for sharing your animation video with us ☺️

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you. Much appreciated :)

[@1badcat760]

He is one of my all time favorites. He was swearing to God and getting magical words from his supervisor. It was like talking to and helping a child get through a difficult task. LOL

[@pappamonkey]

When he said that I knew he was believing everything I say :)

[@jeanhansel5805]

Glad to see the scammer is still spiking his hair! :)

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@seove1]

''Is he brown in color? ''' 😂😂

[@pappamonkey]

I think so :)

[@seamushenry3407]

You will give us all a heart attack from laughing so much ha ha 😂😆😄 this guy is really dopey on another level

[@pappamonkey]

I agree :)

[@tombumpus5596]

His head sure was north south or was it east west? Where ever it was he sure was a rattle Brian, lol... Good one!

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@eternalextrapolations]

He needs to check with his senior supervisor to know if he would like you to buy Target cards in Walmart or Walmart cards in Target.

[@pappamonkey]

He really didn't realize what he was asking for :)

[@eternalextrapolations]

@@pappamonkey Realizing is to these guys, as quiet contemplation is to a screaming infant.

[@matthewgiese7811]

LMAO, had to pause this as I got a call from "Senior Advisory", they asked me for my "five digit date of birth"... your call was awesome, but I think this scammers' cousin most of called me just now.

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@perrydavis3612]

"Magic words" from his boss- my boss does that to- LMFAOO

[@sylviefanofsandy9649]

Pappa Monkey your are sooo classy and talented! Love your style. Greeeaaat work!

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you very much :)

[@LunaticKD1991]

Always at the end of these calls when the scammers don't get their way they say something along these lines before they hang up. "We have an order to suspend your social security number." I'm starting to think these scam calls are more about the power trip than pulling off a successful scam for these soy boy scammers. They sure as Hell ain't scamming anyone with dopes like these that couldn't even tie their own shoes. 🤣

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@bubs83]

He couldn't even explain why he wanted him to buy the gift cards 😂 poor sap

[@georgecontreras5106]

First time I've heard of a scammer receiving"magical words".🤦🤔

[@pappamonkey]

me too :)

[@frbiv8024]

LMAO I needed that laugh thank you sir. Keep up the great work

[@pappamonkey]

Thanks, will do :)

[@hilakummins3104]

ABSOLUTE best line I've heard uttered by a scammer ever! "OMG, he lied to Mom!" 😆 🤣 😂 Pretty fast thinking for a dummy like him, I'm totally impressed. Not sure what life has in store for Mark but I'm betting being a con man has been ruled out!

[@monicanapieralski8620]

East, West, is North, South -thirty-seven smog in hill 🐸! That's it! Oh, papa, this is way too funny! Thanks so much. He's in so much trouble with the senior. Haha,

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you. I appreciate it :)

[@peterk2343]

It's very rare that I actually feel sorry for a scammer but in this case..... Fortunately I doubt he will be scamming for long.

[@pappamonkey]

It's kind of grey for me too...but he is scamming so I do what I do :)

[@terranceparsons5185]

Never, ever feel sorry for these theiving scumbags.

[@elizmaybgriffintwo2772]

I've been spending hours watching ur animated videos. Although u don't let the scammers connect to iur computer and u delete their files. I think that ur animated characters are the best. It never gets boring like other scam baiters channels I've watched. I'm always getting a good laugh every time I watch one of ur videos. I hope if u don't mind me leaving links to ur channel around for more ppl to enjoy and laugh like ido. My name is Liz. I live in the Bay Area..

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you Liz. Glad you're enjoying them :)

[@adventuresofdoomsbloom134]

Na, that was 2 different guys. They did switch bait! 🤣🤣🤣

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@paulharris9268]

Criminal masterminds.

[@pappamonkey]

almost :)

[@DanWhosoever]

North South, East West of you lol. Good one.. 😂

[@pappamonkey]

Glad you enjoyed :)

[@johnligon2368]

Also sounds like he had a guilty conscience of asking you for cards

[@pappamonkey]

Yeah. and he never told me why I needed to get them :)

[@oliveraseroth890]

He was being intimidated by his boss lol

[@pappamonkey]

Sounded like his job was in jeopardy

[@trishmccarthydavis3425]

I love the animations, this is a wonderful channel.

[@Cashpots]

He is winding YOU up. Working from home yet boss is there! I have always thought they use a background sound effects tape, this is why it’s often so loud.

[@pappamonkey]

Maybe, I couldn't see in there :)

[@eternalextrapolations]

Spelling of the numbers was classic. He could have used digits instead of numerals.

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@joed9908]

You got him spelling numbers. Your boy is desperate for a closing cause he won't get pay.

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@JerryGone-Fishin]

I seen his brother David working at Walgreens before they closed down, now he's working as a Ferry near a big building on Embarcadero

[@seove1]

I like how it's so obvious that this guy is on Google maps. 😂

[@pappamonkey]

I agree :)

[@drummer3341]

I feel so said. He didnt even get to the coat house. When are they going to drag you to the coat house? lol

[@pappamonkey]

yeah...I went to my car and felt like I wasted the trip :)

[@67whitestang33]

Love 💕 the nails in his head. So awesome. Lol 😂

[@pappamonkey]

Glad you enjoyed :)

[@cesartejeda3378]

"that's North-South from me" hahahahahah hahahaha

[@pappamonkey]

I know the place :)

[@earlsmith2524]

should have asked him for his FED badge number lol

[@pappamonkey]

yeah :)

[@parson7260]

Just get off the phone with this guy and setup an in-person consultation at the coat house.

[@seove1]

I like how they try to mute out the unprofessional background noise.

[@pappamonkey]

I edit out the background noise before raising their volume. If I didn't the background noise would get louder too, which is very annoying. :)

[@seove1]

@@pappamonkey OOOHH! That makes sense now. I couldn't image that they would have that type of high tech mic.

[@rajivjagoo5131]

This scammer really need to find another things to do....Good luck with him Papamonkey😁

[@pappamonkey]

I agree, he wasn't lazy. :)

[@raymondcaylor6292]

Pappamonkey, you can keep trying, and I'll keep watching, but you'll never top this. This guy is trying so hard but doomed to fail. Maybe it was his first day and maybe his last.

[@jamesdavis8021]

I almost feel sorry for that scammer….not really.

[@pappamonkey]

I get it...some grey in there for me also :)

[@ralph4233]

The first scammer pap tamed. The second big shot was clobbered

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@Bopperann]

"That's north south of me" hahahaha 😆

[@barrysparks875]

Give them hell never let them win cheers for all your hard Work Love it cheers

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you. Will do :)

[@digitalkittycat4274]

If you don't find me, I don't exist. No worries.

[@pappamonkey]

That's right :)

[@davidmunro1469]

If this guy SWATS you It will just be a girly slap. HA HA HA.

[@pappamonkey]

I agree :)

[@rachelharrison7961]

You could have gone a good 5 minutes between High Gander and Highgander!

[@pappamonkey]

That's a good one to throw in :)

[@GreggBB]

Tom, great call! Luckily we could laugh as much as we wanted. The nails in his head is a fantastic tough! East west (and north south) of there---LOL I don't swing that way but I don't judge LOL You had him so turned around for something that doesn't exist. Frey is usually pronounced Fry, but him saying Free made it perfect. Scott Free LOL!!

[@pappamonkey]

So much of what I said the scammer didnt get :)

[@carieevans3787]

LOL, he has DEFINITELY never gotten this far in the scam before....

[@pappamonkey]

I agree :)

[@richardpodnar5039]

What a few good "magical words" can do to work miracles in the scammer's world!

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@jagpimp7322]

The only way this could have been funnier,if the scammer would have said"My Mommy says Iam Special".Great work,btw I love your car.Its the size of your head.

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you. I had to keep the car small to fit in half screen. I like it small like that. :)