The WORST Song Lyrics (i have to laugh)

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Possibly my most unserious ranking video. But it was definitely the most fun to film. In today;s vide, I rank some of the worst song lyrics in mostly pop, K-Pop, and rap. The ranking includes artists like Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Kanye West, Blackpink, G-IDLE, T-Pain, Britney Spears, and Drake. Be sure to let me know your thoughts in the comments!
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[@shadyjoanneboots]

I'd like to nominate a horrible yet ICONIC lyric by Hilary Duff: "If the light is off, then it isn't on" Queen of logic.

[@naomi.cannibal]

period she’s right

[@zldq.s]

LMAOOO, I'm CACKLING 😂😂😂😂

[@mari-bc1fc]

I mean... Did she lie?? 😅😂

[@alisonbender8575]

I would like to add that it’s not an always rule, it’s just not today. Not today. Not today.

[@DanielOkungbowa]

She was so right!!!

[@yok1555]

"say that you a lesbian, girl, me too" Drake - Girls Want Girls

[@naomi.cannibal]

I hate him for that

[@arlenecherono8527]

Hate when people say this 🙄

[@Reetah23]

He's obviously telling y'all he's gay Chile.....

[@kittvixen2257]

​@@Reetah23 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cryptikkcries]

​@@naomi.cannibalreal as hell

[@taykhamilton]

i’ve come to realize a lot of lyrics are actually quite underwhelming when you say them out loud isolated from the music. it’s the delivery (beat, cadence, tone) that saves a lot of these artists.

[@naomi.cannibal]

You’re so right, I think about this a lot. I think that has a lot to do why some songs are better on certain artists than others

[@quitabeans]

Truth.

[@BreezyStreamy]

Exactly!

[@ramblingrue]

Lol felt this when I was listening to lana del Rey

[@taykhamilton]

@@ramblingrue i’m a Lana stan but i’m inclined to agree i fear 🫣… at least for her newer stuff

[@julieblair7472]

Speaking of FERGIE, there is a moment in Fergalicious where they say "T to the A to the S T E Y, girl you tasty" but they straight up misspell tasty.

[@julieblair7472]

@@SarahPaceSings we always sang S to the T to the A C E Y girl you Stacey

[@kimdorsey4754]

@Eliza Beener That's what I always though too lol

[@GETYOUREDUCATION]

@Eliza Beener so it’s: T to the A to the S T T Y girl u tasty?

[@christopherwilson868]

I'd like to nominate JLO's iconic "I feel good cause I don't feel bad" Because why would anyone put that in a song🤣

[@naomi.cannibal]

Writers must’ve been on holiday smh

[@gab_luc]

did she lie tho??

[@filipmarinkovic6281]

​@@gab_luc did she liee? Did she fucking L-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE

[@skinnty]

@@gab_luc nope not once!!!

[@Likelyfairy]

Me tryna meet the word count

[@rashed7339]

nicki’s “take bitches to school then i columbine these hoes” line on roman reloaded is probably her WILDEST line ever like why did she say that 😭😭😭😭😭

[@lai0801]

Eminem said "I take kids stand em all in one line add an ak-47 and revolver 9 and that's all school of bullies shot all at one time" she probably was inspired by him.

[@jamiecloughgaming25387]

@@lai0801 People think killing bullies is a bad thing?

[@abbymaebutler]

@@jamiecloughgaming25387you think killing anyone is okay? They’re bullies not nazis

[@jamiecloughgaming25387]

@@abbymaebutler They could be both!

[@Pooky1991]

Both horrified and impressed.

[@catcatcat7989]

when i saw lisa in the thumbnail i IMMEDIATELY knew what the lines were gonna be 😭

[@syria0110]

Ooh I automatically knew 💀

[@grasarlia]

teddy did her so dirty 😭

[@es-jm5fg]

literally all of bp “raps” are dumb 😭😭😭😭

[@milevk]

​@@grasarlia also Bekuh Boom

[@juliaghoulia5933]

Thank you for giving "I gotta keep an eye out for Selener" the proper cultural reverence it deserves amen 🙏

[@naomi.cannibal]

I remember spouting that line after I got my wisdom teeth out and the nurses was tryna get me in the car- had them stressed I did

[@stevensaintleger3212]

@@naomi.canniballmao

[@Missmagazinebura]

To this day fans still say that cuz of the drama with the idol and Hailey Bieber

[@manateelover12534]

you can make a whole video with just kpop lyrics 😭😭

[@naomi.cannibal]

Fr I could 😭

[@twicepilled]

bitch I'm a star no patrick 😍 i kinda like that one actually😭

[@mommywhyismylifeamessog]

especially nct lyrics are next level meme material lol

[@gabr1e11e8]

@@mommywhyismylifeamessog NCT?!

[@jumpdumppyy]

Oh my beautiful target, zoom zoom my heart like a rocket Oooh and Dont deny my r square pi

[@preposteroussvideos]

You should've put a "I have to laugh" tier there😂

[@naomi.cannibal]

Dang I should’ve

[@amethystdream8251]

Some lyrics do be like that

[@jpmackey1607]

Especially for “you gon’ finna,” because *what?* 😳😬😂

[@bubbles2215]

“I only wanna die alive, never by the hands of a broken heart. Don’t wanna hear you lie tonight, now that I’ve become who I really are.” -Ariana Grande, Break Free.

[@naomi.cannibal]

That’s gotta go in the pt 2 lol

[@GG-yb3li]

What💀

[@jpmackey1607]

I forgot about that. 😂

[@LuisGustavoSO]

I still don't understand it

[@lemonaidebey6190]

Omg 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

[@ayadhyist]

“Can you and I start mixing gene pools?” Hikaru Utada is wild for that 😭

[@chismosolocal2742]

"Burn it up like a gay parade"

[@naomi.cannibal]

WHAT

[@shortinsomniac76]

"You are easy breezy and im japaneesy" she is such a genius

[@magical-soap5359]

"One life, two times, three girls, four guys, five ripples running up and down my spine. Six point oh drop another dime!" I love Exodus but her lyrics are wack at points

[@gab_luc]

​@@magical-soap5359 excuse me that's poetry

[@gracehetfield5331]

The phrase "the color of thunder" actually sounds very poetic even if it doesnt make sense literally.

[@H_Jones]

I’m picturing a dark gray blue

[@bmet102]

I could picture a colour too

[@naoicon351]

@@H_Jonesso clouds

[@thehoneyasmr]

As a Barb, I’ll let you know that her saying “yeah that was a set up for a punchline on Duct Tape” was a dig at people clowning her for always having punchlines in her songs. ❤

[@naomi.cannibal]

Ahhh gotcha ♥️

[@thehoneyasmr]

@sansyeux I think you’re right!

[@emmarosie7176]

Still a bad lyrics

[@campyqueen]

​@@emmarosie7176it's iconic asf tho

[@thehoneyasmr]

@@emmarosie7176 good thing I don’t care what you think.

[@magical-soap5359]

"Bluffing with my muffin, I'm not lying just stunning with my love glue-gunning!" - Pokerface, Lady Gaga That's culture bb

[@naomi.cannibal]

It sure is

[@jesusaceves3893]

Whenever, wherever lyric you don't get sounds better in Spanish lol. It was just a bad translation. BUT Shakira basically saying that she doesn't need to have big boobs and that she's okay with those humble small boobs. That's what I got from it.

[@naomi.cannibal]

I can believe that, bc I know my queen shakira would never intentionally say something so silly 😭 hate when there’s no good translation

[@jesusaceves3893]

@@naomi.cannibal yeah lol. Her lyrics, especially way back then when she only sang Spanish rock her lyrics were poetic and still are but back then she used a lot of art reference.

[@milevk]

​@@jesusaceves3893 Dónde están los ladrones? Y Piez Descalzos son arte 🙏

[@jesusaceves3893]

@@milevk asi es

[@kathrinekemzova8472]

This lyrics is the same in both songs, but in the context of the song she's describing herself to her bf because of the long distance between them

[@peachyymomo]

One of the absolute best song lyric of all time is by Sabrina Carpenter in how many things “You used a fork once Turns out there’s forks fucking everywhere” This lyric changed my life when I heard it. It opened my eyes I saw a brighter future for myself. This lyric gave me hope Also Blackpinks song Ice Cream is a lyrical masterpiece

[@naomi.cannibal]

Loool gonna have to react to that

[@camillefaith2005]

That line is so simple but so effective. It captures that frustration you have when an ex is on your mind and you don't want them to be.

[@tamara_flo]

Nicki’s “Like MJ Doctor, they killin me // Propofol, I know they hope I fall” on the Flawless Remix still gags me to this day

[@naomi.cannibal]

I’m still like “she was wild for that” every time I hear it, and when she told ppl to end their lives on Check It Out 😭

[@lesedi3040]

​@@naomi.cannibal dude!!!

[@raiyathesoul]

Me and my man laugh at this verse all the time because it be gagging us 😂😂😂😵‍💫

[@nu3971]

Omg that linee, she has so many lines that crack me up, like, "I get it cracking like a bad back" off of Stupid Hoe

[@Memomommy]

@@nu3971 corny asf lmaooo

[@nicoleelizabeth2253]

the Britney british accent is because the woman who originally recorded the demo was british! they just decided to use the og demos vocals and Britney didn’t rerecord it. most of Britney jean includes demo vocals since it was a conservatorship album

[@kimdorsey4754]

Thank you, I was hoping someone would mention this.

[@longlivebeans]

This! I remember learning that on a Todd In The Shadows video & was like damn I would’ve never noticed lol

[@constantine5028]

This album is so poorly mixed💀💀💀

[@Layla-fl1yl]

I wanna nominate Ciara on high price with ludacris saying “ booty looks softer than McDonald’s hamburger bun”😭

[@naomi.cannibal]

Now what the hell (they are soft tho)

[@kellie5476]

I still cringe at katy Perry's "You're like old coupon expired" from Swish Swish.

[@naomi.cannibal]

I sing that line at the top of my lungs but I can fully admit it’s not one of Katy’s best

[@filipmarinkovic6281]

​@@naomi.cannibal yeah, but it doesn't deserve to be in this list, there are faaar worse

[@longlivebeans]

The shellfish or sheep line sends me every time lmao

[@mikantsumiki8403]

or 'do you ever feel like a plastic bag?'

[@filipmarinkovic6281]

@@mikantsumiki8403 that one is iconic, now c'mon now

[@melanino]

"She got a big booty, so i call her big booty" still never fails to make me laugh, he's so matter of fact about it too🤣 Also not the worst lyric that Justin Bieber did... remember that Dr King lyric....

[@florencembah2626]

I don't What's it's about??

[@jenjenbeingbored]

context for the pitbull lyric: apparently when give me everything came out, pitbull had a contract with kodak, and apparently there was a billboard of him with a kodak camera in times square, so the context for the line is him saying 'you think i dont work hard? go to times square and peep me on a billboard with kodak' so it actually does make a lot of sense, even if it's not the most well structured lyric of all time haha

[@naomi.cannibal]

He was stunting on us the whole time, as he should

[@emilypeterson1133]

"I can't remember the last time a pop song was hated so much," I can, people hated "My Humps" just as much as "Unholy." Also, Fergie said the song was about her "boobs and butt," and she mentioned in the same interview, the song was shallow and wasn't meant to be taken seriously. A lot of BEP songs were written simply so that they could be sung world wide by everyone, even outside of the US/non English speakers.

[@jamesorlando8178]

I always took it as an assumption that “humps” is an umbrella term for the back and the front. The real mystery for me is “mix your milk with my coco puff” 😂

[@magical-soap5359]

Da coco puffs bahaha 😂

[@MM-qj8ys]

you don’t wanna know girl lmao

[@naomi.cannibal]

She’s down w the swirl ig 🤷🏾‍♀️ at least that’s what I thought it meant lol, but I could imagine it means something dirtier

[@H_Jones]

But in that scenario wouldn’t she be the milk?

[@Samzillah]

She literally has the lyrics where she says 'My Humps My Humps My Humps in the back and in the front' So boobs and butt.

[@finleyjamesgraham]

I don’t know how you could have missed “Nicki, Nicki, Nicki, put it in your kidney” from beez in the trap. The first time I heard that song I knew that would be one of the worst lyrics I’ll ever hear in my life but still love the song

[@naomi.cannibal]

LMAOOO yeah that’s a terrible one, can’t believe I missed it either omg

[@Lilianamarie999]

I thought that was an auditory hallucination 😂

[@nic4319]

KIDNEY?????????????????

[@tenacityindarkess]

@@Lilianamarie999 im crying bro😭😭

[@brittanys505]

I always reference this lmao

[@scubapeutic8875]

Actually “make my toes curl, yeah, yeah” were the worst and most cringe lyrics from Yummy 😂

[@rinisonline4312]

that one belongs in the pits of hell for forcing me to think about justin bieber’s feet literally jail😭😭😭😭

[@neilwritesstuff]

ajay's reaction to that line is MONUMENTAL

[@florencembah2626]

The lyrics actually make sense, it mean he's reaction to an intimate moment. But I get why you might cringe, putting feet in a song might not be the wisest thing, this is TMI in this situation.

[@jacquelineaguilera6271]

“i mean that makes sense to me, that’s a logical consequence of drinking the drink, you get drunk.” i literally died

[@H_Jones]

You literally died?

[@kunpunko]

@@H_Jonesshutup

[@cryptidpop]

So we’re just gonna ignore 2Chainz saying “Run shit like diarrhea” on “No Problems”?? 😂😂😂

[@wrinklykongputhy]

poop puns are actually weirdly common in hip hop for some reason lmao

[@prettybrwneyez7757]

Whole lotta 2Chainz need to be on here…but I love him though lol😂

[@prettybrwneyez7757]

Selen-er is a play on Nicki’s British accent that she likes to do. In the UK, many people end words that end with A with the -er sound. Hence, Selener for Selena

[@naomi.cannibal]

Wow you just changed my life

[@prettybrwneyez7757]

@@naomi.cannibal lol i got you Sis 😉

[@tokyoyoongi5538]

Really? I thought she just wanted it to rhyme (on paper) with everything else so she changed the spelling.

[@Kbee1697]

A lyric we all ignored was R.Kelly on PYD. First of all why was he featured on a Justin Bieber album? Second “It seems your man been treating you like a step child.” Excuse me sir?!

[@gracecarpinter8623]

My best guess as to why R Kelly was on a Justin Bieber album was because Usher was the guy who discovered and mentored JB, and Usher obviously was influenced by R Kelly. Plus, even though it was long after the pee incident back in 2002, people did not take R Kelly's BS seriously for far too long. (Heck, this was the same year Lady Gaga had that guy on Do What U Want in (among other things) an attempt to be edgy. Unfortunately, she edged too close to the sun and that's why she yeeted DWUW from her discography).

[@florencembah2626]

Justin hasn't featured this guy in years though, I didn't even know a feature existed between them until I read your comment, lol

[@jpmackey1607]

😳

[@prettybabyyeji7413]

nothing is more worse than "I be walking with the cheese, that's that queso"💀

[@Everymonthisaugust210]

Body shop is a metaphor for a strip or sex club. People in there to get or give "body".

[@naomi.cannibal]

That makes soooo much more sense lol

[@Everymonthisaugust210]

Haha! I love your videos, girl! Keep it up 💯

[@alexandriaacord9895]

Yeah, I was just gonna live my whole life thinking it was about guys doing weird things while their car is being repaired just because people really are weird like that sometimes...

[@Everymonthisaugust210]

@@alexandriaacord9895 I literally CANNOT! Lmao ☠️

[@lindseycassella3015]

Someone once said that they thought it was about the body shop store wear they sell soaps and pictured someone doing something unholy with soap and I can never unsee that image. I personally thought about the car thing too.

[@ulrikkeskadborgriis3715]

Another bad Lisa line is the from the Japanese version of DDU DU DDU DU “I keep it lit like a matchstick Bitch, I’m a star but no Patrick”

[@naomi.cannibal]

Yesss that one haunts me also

[@Pinkchopstix]

That actually is good

[@ToriCake95]

@@Pinkchopstix Nah it's not. LMAO

[@jdaqua]

I’ll still wonder if the line was about Patrick from SpongeBob or Patrick Starr

[@ToriCake95]

@@jdaqua It's about Patrick from Spongebob lmfao.

[@sirhillarybillary]

My favorite was always "Greatness plus Greatness equals Great Greatness" High art. Infallible logic.

[@izoilica2516]

*"I'm smoking while I'm running on my treadmill"* - from Lana Del Rey's opening of "In My Feelings"

[@naomi.cannibal]

Looool then she got the nerve to be like “get that cigarette smoke outta my face”

[@Juicycroissanwich]

@@naomi.cannibal I’m cryin while I’m cummin, making love while I’m making the money

[@puffball4484]

Tbh smoking on the treadmill is kind of on brand for her lol

[@izoilica2516]

@@puffball4484 ... it really is tho 😭 but I could never imagine puffing while running

[@izoilica2516]

@@naomi.cannibal ... right !! 😭

[@jeness]

Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t the AIIYL rap for Lisa something she wrote and was excited about🤣 help! Quote: "While working the song, I wrote the English lyrics first. The lyrics were better than I expected and it was great. I received the opinion that it'd be good to use it as it was, so they used my lyrics." Thanks for the new video, Naomi!

[@naomi.cannibal]

😬 dang I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt cause I know teddy do too much also

[@jeness]

@@naomi.cannibalI know right😭 I didn’t believe it at first.

[@manateelover12534]

LMFAOOOO

[@Vivz-iq6hx]

What’s your opinion on the “Hey Kids! Spelling is Fun!” line in Taylor Swifts song “Me!” I love Taylor…but I gotta admit this line didn’t make any sense to me😅

[@naomi.cannibal]

It’s absolute trash

[@Jlm7908]

“even though i am unserious, i am fair.” 😂😂 i swear THAT is a whole lyric right there

[@naomi.cannibal]

More ppl should live by it lol

[@leomcalary7320]

Maaan I love how kind hearted you are Naomi the personality, energy I can’t help but smile. Ah Nicki 2012-2014 in my opinion was a very solid run for her. Yes some of the lyrics were questionable but you can’t help but think oh man wish we could turn back time a lot of her songs now when I hear them makes me feel like I’m 13 again. ALSO I’m a huge Britney Spears stan I love your opinion but honestly in Work Bish I can’t help but groove and admire the British accent she did, but anyway music we all need it💯

[@naomi.cannibal]

Thank you!!! And yes, I would relive that era in an instant if I had the chance

[@emilywest680]

On two Bieber-related notes, Nicki could've just pronounced all of the "-er" sounds with a soft "-a" sound and it would've worked, but she went full send. For that reason alone, I believe that should be placed in Pulitzer Prize for the sheer audacity. Imagine how far we could go as a species if we committed to that level of unseriousness. I have a conspiracy theory that the Yummy hashtag thing was in reference to the "will it blend?" meme with the baby x-ray machine from roughly 2018. I have no basis for this, but it's the only way I can make sense of such a baffling marketing strategy.

[@florencembah2626]

Nah, with yummy the lyrics & video means two different thing. The lyrics is about his love life & video is about him being abused as a child by old people. That why he was posting baby pic. Unfortunately I think because he was in a bad place mentally at that time, he was played dirty, the promotion was bad, lots of people didn't understand it.

[@truefalse934]

Could you do a video on worst live performances (Ashley Simpson SNL, LDR SNL) or even the history of censored performances (MIA Paper Planes, etc . . .) ?

[@naomi.cannibal]

Waiiiit I have to do that!

[@gjbearclaw4094]

Karol G's 2nd song on SNL recently was a whole confusing mess.

[@shortinsomniac76]

Katie Perry and Migos....

[@stxrstrxckmxteo515]

Mariah Carey NYE 2016 😭 Britney Spears MTV Awards 2007😭😭😭

[@rreennaad]

“My boob and booty hot” “ Look so cool look so sexy like Kim Kardashian” “Look so cute look so pretty like Ariana” Gidle - Queencard

[@naomi.cannibal]

Why did I think she was saying “Like a Rihanna” and I was like okayyyy expanding our beauty standards a little 😭

[@bad_revecula]

@@naomi.cannibal literally same 😭

[@danielrubinstein896]

I agree, those lines were unbearable, I still don't like the song, very underwhelming

[@CORRECT05]

You had me dying in this lmao. And I'm sorry but, "But he gotta eat the booty like groceries" is Pulitzer worthy. It is a piece of prose that shifted the cultural paradigm in regards to sexuality and gender, and arose from a defining period in the sonic landscape of the early 21st century, the DJ Mustard era. In the following I wi-

[@jenniferch3ck]

My friends and I would quote that all the time in high school 😂

[@Roaming725]

I still quote it but people around me don't know the reference 😢

[@darianjmk]

I came to say that the duct tape line was a punchline about Nicki not having a sex tape ever released of her during her career. So she’s basically she ducks the tape like she doesn’t let anyone record her during sex. I think she was shading Iggy Azalea but I might be wrong. And then her saying it was a punchline about duct tape was supposed to be sarcastic, which is even more reason to believe she was shading someone.

[@marysdream4817]

So the lyrics ain't even bad 💀 People just can't understand it.

[@scarlett8031]

The studio version of Scream and Shout and Work Bitch weren't actually Britney's vocals. They were Myah Marie's. That's why they sound a little different.

[@bestmelikes]

the verse/hook on scream & shout was tulisa (n dubbz)

[@BreezyStreamy]

I'm pretty sure 'body shop' is a club/strip club, so I think Unholy is just a husband watching dancers dance and getting hot-n-bothered by it.

[@anafano1613]

About Soyeon's lyric to Tomboy, the song is about a break up so her saying "I don't want to play this ping pong" is like a metaphor referring to the speaker and her partner going back and forth in an argument, kind of like playing ping pong. To this day, I have no idea why ppl were taking it as her dissing Hyuna. The detail to bothers me however is "I would rather film a TikTok" part... That line completely ruined the verse in my opinion and I have no clue what Soyeon is trying to say here.

[@naomi.cannibal]

That’s how I always viewed it, bc I honestly know nothing about the Hyuna/ Soyeon beef

[@anafano1613]

@@naomi.cannibal If you make another video about bad lyrics, plz include another questionable Tomboy lyric: "it's neither man or a woman, man nor a woman, it's neither man nor a woman - (just me, I-DLE), it's neither man nor a woman, man nor a woman, it's neither man nor a woman". When this comeback first dropped, I remember seeing a meme on my TikTok captioned as "POV: you ask (G)I-DLE what nonbinary is".

[@undigesteddonut]

that one video of mariah vs jlo with “i feel good cause i don’t feel bad” by jlo will always get me 😭😭

[@rjzaracla9374]

WTF😭😭💀💀

[@nu3971]

2 lyrics I absolutely hated from songs I absolutely love, Shea Butter Baby by Ari Lennox "Make love by a trash can" it just disrupts it for me everytime it sounds so filthy to me I'm sorry. So High by Doja Cat "now we both look Asian" ....ma'am. There was also this 2010s era song I can't remember at ALL who sang it or the name but I''ll never forget them having this lyric saying something like, "Got me feeling so hot like steamed vegetables" 🤣

[@amethystdream8251]

Your entire comment had me splitting in laughter thank you 😆

[@nu3971]

@@amethystdream8251 I'm so glad you enjoyed it! 😂

[@H_Jones]

Omg I also just commented about Shea Butter Baby, like why did you have to ruin a great song? Any time I hear the song start I start singing it like this is my songggg then 20 seconds later I’m cringing and feeling the need to turn it off

[@nu3971]

@@H_Jones RIGHT its suchhhh a good song and I get she was talking about the alleyway but you couldn't talk about the street lamps or brick walls instead? Not the dirty smelly dumpster next to you 😭 It just takes me out of the romanticalness.

[@stxrstrxckmxteo515]

OMG I KNOW EXACTLY WHICH SONG YOUR TALKING ABOUT- it’s a Britney Spears song from 2011 called Drop Dead Beautiful and britney isn’t even the one who sings the line, it’s this random girl “Sabi” who was featured on the song for some reason. And the actual lyric is even worse than what u remembered, it’s “”Steaming like a pot full of vegetables” 💀 honestly as a big Britney fan a lot of songs from that album are trash and this is definitely one of the, the majority of the fandom agree and it’s one her most hated songs lol

[@lara5357]

I can't believe that "Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service - I dive in her cervix" by 2chainz isnt on here 😂 that one gave me whiplash

[@naomi.cannibal]

Ugh, I forgot about that tragic one and you just had to remind us lmaooo

[@PrincessPisces00]

Girl those Miley Cyrus lyrics really caught me off guard or maybe it was the way you said it but I spit out my apple slice laughing 😭😭😭

[@PourLaMourDeLargent]

Beauty & a Beat was weird bc Nicki was literally like 30 on a song w/ a 17/18 year old talking about buns out weiner & keeping an eye out for his gf. CREEP. (nicki, not you)

[@syria0110]

Insane Clown Posse: "Fucking magnets, how do they work?" 💀

[@zachfunk167]

“what happens if I confuse them with mountains, is that gonna be catastrophic?” naomi bye 😭😭😭😭😵‍💫😵‍💫🤣🤣🤣

[@montay7372]

I think I'll NEVER forget Taylor's 'Hey Kids, Spelling is fun!' in 2019. Love youuu

[@filipmarinkovic6281]

I LOVE it, just bc people hate it sm, it's an easter egg for Lover's release, as we all know by now

[@simonnader8173]

A lot of people make fun of a Sabrina Carpenter lyric which goes "you used a fork once, turns out forks are fucking everywhere" but i lowkey think it's genius cause it represents that the smallest of things remind her of her ex-lover. i'm curious to know what you think of it

[@ella-louise9537]

your hair always looks stunning but this style + lip shade is just PERFECTIONN 🩷

[@naomi.cannibal]

Thank you!

[@itsgozi]

If we’re having this terrible Eminem lyric discourse, I would like to nominate “love spelled backwards is evol” cause what 😭

[@HypnotizedByJyi]

E.V.O.L. by Marina just entered the chat lmao (Also, oh how I wish that this was Eminem's worst lyric :)))) ahah)

[@HypnotizedByJyi]

@Ben Tyler Reacts :))))) I didn't know the lyric you were quoting so I went and looked for it and :))) It's kind of hard to believe it's a character lol dude is really method about pretending to hate women! (Read: if you're 'playing a character' who hates women 24/7........... why would you do that if you didn't actually hate us at least a little bit lmao)

[@tobydexter2919]

I love these tier ranking videos where you just let loose and give us your unfiltered opinion

[@naomi.cannibal]

Thank uuu they’re fun to do

[@CaitCher]

For the Justin Bieber comment, yes, it did happen, and it was the most disturbing marketing campaign I have ever witnessed in my entire life. Edit: Justin did not win the Grammy for this song, and Yummy was basically a throwaway for that year because that was the same year The Weeknd boycotted the awards, so he was not nominated at all (Same year as Blinding Lights SHOULD'VE won the award).

[@florencembah2626]

It was a misunderstood campaign, lol. The song is about his love life but music video about him getting abused as a child by older people. That exactly why he was posting baby pic, unfortunately his team did terrible & never explained this until I found out much later.

[@its-sirap]

I’m glad u mentioned how some lyrics break the 4th wall. I sometimes can’t articulate the way some songs have awkward lyrics, and that’s def the culprit!

[@TIGAR117]

"I may be dumb but I'm not stupid" Rihanna -- Stupid In Love.

[@naomi.cannibal]

I feel that so hard

[@shortinsomniac76]

I havent finished the video but "shhh girl/ talk with your hips/ do the hellen keller" is my top pick

[@tonialston1968]

I think it's a 3oh3 song lol

[@shortinsomniac76]

@@tonialston1968 yeah its from dont trust me by 3oh3

[@HypnotizedByJyi]

@@shortinsomniac76 the fact that 'You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him' is in the same song???? urgh I love poetry

[@miguelfranciscosoares6745]

Aespa dreams come true - “you make me feel me good, do you wanna up and down” IS WILD

[@naomi.cannibal]

It isssssss

[@tokyoyoongi5538]

It makes zero sense but I'm obsessed with it lol.

[@AshleyVida]

I have always wondered about Chris Brown's lyric "Your body lightweight speaks to me" I thought it was "Your body language speaks to me" which makes way more sense lol

[@DanyUiy]

"I'm so 2008, you're two thousand and late" - another one from Fergie on Black Eyed Peas' Boom Boom Pow ICONIC

[@naomi.cannibal]

Lowkey they ate w that one idc

[@kathrinekemzova8472]

It's 3008 not 2008

[@DanyUiy]

@@kathrinekemzova8472 oh yes, you're right. I should've checked the lyrics first. Thanks for the correction

[@jinxnunya6753]

“Like a room w out a roof” I always interpreted as feeling like ur at a party cause “raise the roof” was something said at parties

[@bridget663]

You are so charming! This was fun. Thank you for the non-serious video we all needed.

[@naomi.cannibal]

Thank you!! And you’re very welcome 💕

[@pixelatedddd]

Naomi!! I love these less serious videos. Totally agree about wishing I was old enough for the clubs during pitbull era/early 2010s. Been watching for a while and so happy to see you become more comfortable in front of the camera. Keep up the great content!!

[@naomi.cannibal]

Thank you ♥️

[@YouGotUnlucky]

Shakira’s song had meaning on she not being the stereotypical big titties Latina. But I get what you mean, this is something that would be too hard to translate and still stick it to the song. I still applaud Shakira and her team for always delivering great songs in both Spanish and English. Shakira can stay behind me 😂

[@sarcasmallover8999]

I also thought it was intentional in the context of the production of the song; there is an instrument featured prominently that i can't recall at the moment but its from to the indigenous peoples of the Andes Mountains, so her naming the Andes and as part of the "comparison" to mountains to her brea$t$ theres a kind of word play that I think most people miss.

[@YouGotUnlucky]

@@sarcasmallover8999 yeah the quena (traditional flute of the Andes).

[@dinasilva9263]

This is so true, sometimes i read the lyrics with more attention and they are so cringe and bad i have to laugh. Why the writers thought that some of those lyrics were a good idea? But i think the worst is when the lyrics are offensive. Great work Naomi, you're the best.🤗✨

[@o_o1241]

Lisa was kinda real though like yeah she ain’t no Patrick on ddu-du-ddu-du!! She ain’t lazy!!

[@naomi.cannibal]

Plsss she had so many to choose from poor Lisa lmaoo

[@jessemokoena842]

Just gotta say, it was an absolute godsend discovering your channel. Your vidoes always make my days. Please keep up with the absolutely amazing content. Much love ❤

[@naomi.cannibal]

Thank you so much 💕

[@xXxDiamondGirlxXx53]

This was such a fun video Naomi! Definitely put a smile on my face - would love a part two :)

[@naomi.cannibal]

I think I’ll make one bc there’s so many funny ones in the comments

[@nebraskawaters8791]

Not everyone can touch the lyrical genius of the wiggles... "Fruit salad, yummy yummy" JB tried and failed.

[@Okkkkkkk-ol5kz]

I love Icon by Twice, but the Chae’s rap line “Even when it's high tide, I know that you wanna Get into the middle of my ocean” always takes me out of it 😂

[@ErlGaGa]

I think it's actually clever

[@dannyspears5509]

‘Gotta eat the booty like groceries’ had a chokehold on my peers in high school and it was some people’s caption 💀 this video was funnnnn

[@stmn7286]

you're an icon, I want you to host the MET gala or something

[@naomi.cannibal]

I would looove to, or at least a lil reality tv reunion or sumn

[@AlexClementine]

I love Saweetie, but i hope she's in this because some of her lyrics really get me 😂😂

[@naomi.cannibal]

drop some for a pt 2 👀

[@spiltbongwater7591]

you should do a part two !! enjoyed this vid alot

[@naomi.cannibal]

I would love to tbh, it was fun to record

[@ArinVercetti]

This got a few giggles out of me omfg I would die for a Part 2 with the following lyrics: "If the light is off, then it isn't on" - So Yesterday by Hilary Duff "I only wanna die alive [...] Now that I've become who I really are" - Break Free by Ariana Grande "Yeah, say that you a lesbian, girl, me too" - Girls Want Girls by Drake "You a stupid hoe, you-a, you-a stupid hoe (x89)" - Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj

[@naomi.cannibal]

Plsss all those gotta go in the pt 2

[@sweetieecakee]

28:40 took me tf out lmaooo! If you ever do a pt. 2, you need to add will.i.ams verse in Kesha's "Crazy Kids". The whole verse is just a big "huh", but more specifically the ending of his verse lmaooo.. Every time I think of terrible lyrics my mind goes to that part. Great video btw!♥

[@afro13queen]

Hear ye! Hear ye! I’d like to contribute Janet Jackson’s 2008 hit Feedback which gave us THIS gem of a lyric: “Cause my swag is serious, something heavy like a first day period” 😮

[@thatoneperson8154]

" sculpted by the sculptor " in Scars to Your Beautiful by Alessia Cara always annoyed me for some reason

[@shortinsomniac76]

That whole song is such a mess

[@ToriCake95]

@@shortinsomniac76 Cap. That song has a beautiful message and is inspiring.

[@HypnotizedByJyi]

Do y'all ever hear/see something really really funny and get tears in your eyes without ever laughing out loud? Like, something so wild and random you go straight to tears without making a sound? The visual of Britney holding her child on her hip whilst shooting a gun did it for me. I have a demented smile and misty eyes right now lmao

[@stxrstrxckmxteo515]

Same, took me Tf out while I was making food 😭 but honestly, I kind of wish that’s how Britney was back in the day cuz 😭

[@djsdbskjvnvkj]

Ok but I'm pretty sure Bieber was talking about chocolate fondue, when you brought up cheese tho😭

[@naomi.cannibal]

Plssss ur probably right 😭

[@lollabunyxxx]

25:41 something about the pitbull lyrics is that HE LITERALLY had a banner of him in a Kodak advertise in times squares so he was like "you wanna talk bad about me and shit on my success?? check me out on the side of a building get money" like, he could get behind me on that one idk

[@naomi.cannibal]

Exactly!! That’s makes the lyric even more appropriate imo

[@spicytomango]

Ngl this vid had me rolling lol. Kanye's bit reminds me of another gem: She got a light skin friend, look like Michael Jackson Got a dark skin friend, look like Michael Jackson I feel like he did MJ foul with this but it still makes me laugh 😂

[@_emi]

"If you ever feel alone, don't" by 1D makes me giggle everytime 😭

[@henrywayne5724]

My take: "My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola" - Lana Del Rey "HeY KiDs, sPeLlinG iS FUN!" - this one was so bad it was edited out. "YUMMY...YUMMY...YUMMY..YUMMY...50/50 love the way you split it" - this whole song is just a master class in horrible lyricism. "Facts" - Karma Remix...sorry Ice Spice but, no👀😬😬 " Giddy up giddy up boy" - Rude Boy by Rihanna. This one is just cringeworthy to me😅

[@nodmyhead6198]

I will not have this slander for Lana's iconic Cola opening line. 😄😋

[@bellecass]

I have to mute the beginning of Cola every time I play it, its too cringe for me lol 😭😭

[@henrywayne5724]

@@phoenixfritzinger9185 "Hands on your knees, Angelina Jolie"

[@wrinklykongputhy]

nah the cola line is iconic I love it

[@jpmackey1607]

Lana said that? 😬

[@Chuuzus]

"Gonna, finna" lmaooo now why did Lisa say that

[@sjocks8179]

Girl pls make more videos like this. You had me dead laughing the whole time. I fw your sense of humor 😭😭

[@naomi.cannibal]

I will!

[@xcxorcism]

my favorite cringey lyric is charli xcx saying "both got the feeling, hit like karate" in her song emotional, because what a random activity to associate with the feeling of having a crush on someone

[@LucyPlop]

Um no but Eminem's, "that's why they call it window pain" hit my 15 year old, fan girl, slightly uncultured self like a tonne of bricks it's iconic nobody can say otherwise. 😂😅

[@ninathenina1769]

the geisha samurai lyric does make sense though? even though they’re both japanese she still “somehow understood him when he spoke thai” meaning their connection knows no bounds

[@REALLYGIOVANNA]

The Shakira one makes sense in Spanish😭

[@naomi.cannibal]

Someone else said that and I can see that, I hate when things are a victim of a bad translation, or there being no good translation

[@REALLYGIOVANNA]

@@naomi.cannibalyeah i think it just didn’t translate well

[@graphrodite]

lisa's flintstones lyric plays off of the first part, bam-bam is the name of a toddler in the cartoon who hits things with his club; i feel like this both amplifies the corniness and the "i'll allow it" 💀 also! with the unholy lyric "at the body shop", i read that as a cheating dad who probably tells his wife he's going to "the body shop" to imply he's at the mechanics, when he's at the REAL body shop, the place you pay to go see bodies where they make it drop slowly, a strip club. still corny but adds to it! ALSO also, losing my damn mind imagining archaeologists millennia from now reading "keep an eye out for the selener" and interpreting it as an ominous warning of what ended civilization 😭

[@zidvicious6047]

The lyrics to My Humps honestly sounds like Quasimodo trying to be sexy.

[@naomi.cannibal]

JAIL

[@jenjenbeingbored]

the reason Britney has a British accent on scream and shout is cause it was co- written by British singer Tulisa, and was intended to feature her not Britney, but I guess when they got Britney on it they didnt wanna change it up. idk why she has an accent on work bitch tho 😂

[@boysounds9705]

britney was kinda obsessed with british accent, in the song she co-wrote and gave to selena (whiplash) pre-chorus is also sung with an accent

[@bananaguard454]

she barely sings in Work Bitch tho cause it's like 90% Myah