The Worst Lyrics of All Time

I asked you guys what the worst lyrics of all time were.. and had some interesting answers.
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0:00 intro
1:05 drake questions his sexuality
1:50 yummy yummy yummy
2:41 21 savage pooped
3:23 you not even the fart
4:08 disney ai lyrics
4:42 what does the fox sayyy
5:20 taylor swift??
6:05 pitbull
6:48 brakence is young
7:51 lil yachty
8:50 big sean go boing boing
9:05 hey soul sister
9:46 i bet you'll go nuts
10:05 i feel so close to you
10:40 a series of kanye lyrics
12:16 outro

[@spyral43]

why is the URL of this video calling me a slur

[@mr-kow]

yeah 💀

[@ivyssauro123]

Lmao

[@yushfaandromedha]

Ok British pork meatballs

[@ratwithafork]

Uhh I’m not a cigarette

[@3k298]

Cause it's based

[@AstroVanilla]

I'm sorry, but him reading the "what does the fox say" lyrics so deadpan was unbelivably funny

[@williamwalsh4743]

No need to apologize

[@CRazY-zp3sk]

You will be.

[@craigmoon2121]

Why is Blank Space used for Taylor Swift instead of "I scratch your head, you fall asleep. Like a tattooed golden retriever" or "Hey kids, spelling is fun!"

[@immabananana]

i think a lot of Taylor Swift lyrics can be epitomized by that Blank Space lyric, though. they all broach that "Really Close To A Banger." territory. which unfortunately often walks into "Tattooed Golden Retriever" territory.

[@ThePi314Man]

Spelling is fun was a great line until she backed off it. The way she delivered it with her whole chest and sheer confidence just to take it off the album version because of backlash is just sad.

[@grayw00f]

Lol. "Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto" is another classic.

[@craigmoon2121]

@@grayw00f That one's actually just good (she was intentionally using humor for a lot of her newest album, but not the golden retriever line)

[@grayw00f]

@@craigmoon2121 then we have very different definitions of good. To each their own.

[@mexa_t6534]

“I wish I was in the 1830s without all the racists” deserves a mention lol

[@TheBABY131]

No one's racist back then, they all took initiative

[@Meeshilin_Man]

​@@TheBABY131 BRO IS ONTO NOTHING 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@TheBABY131]

@@Meeshilin_Man I mean, why be racist when you can just own them?

[@Meeshilin_Man]

@@TheBABY131 1) not how that's works 2) obvious bad attempt at dark humor

[@TheBABY131]

@@Meeshilin_Man sorry my humor is kinda hit or miss

[@kadoggie7808]

Is no one gonna say anything about lil yachty calling the clarinet a cello, and then calling it a flute instead 💀

[@jasperwisecarver]

it was so funny

[@wmpx34]

The funniest part is that he thought that’s what it was called because of Squidward lol

[@thestupidnintendokid]

The guy put it in the verdict text afterwards (sorry I'm new, I don't know his name)

[@bnashee]

Well.... at least a flute is Closer to what a clarinet is than cello lmfao

[@futuristic.handgun]

"Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts" is from 'The Bad Touch' by Bloodhound Gang and it's a joke song, it's supposed to be bad and not serious at all.

[@MpanzuSolos]

Yeah the bloodhound gang wanted to make shitty lyrics and that line is actually pretty smart tbf

[@ronan-outoftime]

you and me baby aint nothing but mammals 🎶

[@MpanzuSolos]

@@ronan-outoftime so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel

[@alexkunce2002]

Honestly, the Bad Touch's lyrics are clever, just in general bad things to say.

[@PoseidonLm2]

Real af

[@ShockValue666]

At the mention of yummy I had to go rewatch Danny Gonzalez’s version

[@s4ltenj0y3r]

We still don’t know what law that horse broke

[@ProfessorBuge]

​@@s4ltenj0y3r Probably for the best

[@immabananana]

​@s4ltenj0y3r all we know is, he's on the run from the police, and we don't want that crazy horse to hurt us please, begging on our knees, baby,

[@RisingSunfish]

That video is to this day my only context for the real song… still don’t know what it actually sounds like.

[@plutojelly]

​@@RisingSunfish same, and i'm gonna keep it that way

[@jaylovett6697]

Yummy had to be satire, there was no way bro was vibing to “yea you got that yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yum” in the studio

[@ph03beuwu]

i dont think they know what satire is

[@thema1998]

"Yummy" isn't satire, dude. Nobody would *try* to cheat their way to a #1 hit for a satirical song! 😆

[@ursidae97]

You're an ooey gooey yummy wummy tasty little snack

[@KeroseneKerosine]

​@@thema1998you would be surprised. 69? Eminem? I mean it happens a lot

[@luna10617]

i would hope so, considering he posted pictures of "yummy" babies on his insta to promote that song🤢

[@dylanwalker7006]

Honorable mention to Hot Chelle Rae’s “Tonight Tonight” for the throwaway line, “Even the white kids!” as if the song was made for literally any other demographic.

[@upsidedownpyramid7617]

That one was one that ALWAYS stuck out as dogshit, even when I was a kid I was sitting there like “I know the whitest sounding singer ain’t talking”

[@aesthetix3398]

Omg yes lmao wtf is that supposed even mean

[@Meela9088]

That was funny. He didn’t just sound white, he was in a band of white men and was white

[@austingee238]

Crazy because the demographic for that song wasn’t even for white people. It was for white white people.

[@cdifreakguy]

Everyone hates that song because it's so lame. But I've always had the feeling it knows how corny it is and just willingly becomes a parody of itself. It's one of my favorite songs; no joke.

[@upsidedownpyramid7617]

My favorite part of the lil yachty thing is his realization “I thought squidward played the cello, he don’t.” Like aww shit man he’s getting it “that’s a flute.” Nevermind.

[@Nobody_Cares913]

Yachty a sweetheart ong 😂 His music is not my vibe but he totally is 😂😂

[@kayakat1869]

His reaction was kinda adorable tbh

[@tensixtyoclock]

I think Squidward did have a cello in one of the episodes, but it was spongebob attempting to play it, then smashing it because of his anger at Patrick.

[@JeffersonSteelflexx]

I think the T Swift lyric implies she can turn a “bad boy” obedient

[@twix-official7329]

goddamn if this were a good lyrics competition- “I try to see the glass as half-full, but I’d probably just drink that too”

[@OkthenBi]

Will Wood moment

[@fairypink.]

Oh heavens! Will Wood

[@air8536]

The" snap crackle pop of the Geiger" line in suburbia overture is genius

[@twix-official7329]

@@air8536 oh my god i just looked at it

[@air8536]

"my face was shattered like a stain glass window Jesus in pieces and I'm still picking up my molars and putt'n 'em back in my face"

[@monti0120]

"You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him" has to be the corniest line ever written

[@wired-up5677]

Nah that shit go hard.

[@klawmachin]

to be perfectly honest only 3oh!3 song i’ve ever listened to and i appreciate that lyric for what it is but i can’t ever think about it because it’s just TOO much

[@Meeshilin_Man]

That's the early 2000s for ya

[@Jack-px8lf]

its kinda eminem/slim shady-esque a lot of people emulating his sorts of bars back then he was a phenomenon.

[@Meeshilin_Man]

@@Jack-px8lf Exactly I blame Eminem for cringey millennials

[@benmunn7481]

My favourite genius lyric annotation is on the song "life" by Yumi. The line "saline in my blue eyes" is annotated with "Yumi does not have blue eyes." This cracks me up every time I see it 🤣

[@DRGPlarp]

On genius, the song “stealing society” - soad has this weird image annotated to serj’s name in the first verse. It’s hilarious!

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

My favorite is from One Eyed Jacks by The Mechanisms where the line "Here at One Eyed Jack's, we only play with 52 cards, no jokers, but suicide kings are wild" is annotated with "This is literally the most common set of cards. “We only play with 52 cards” stfu jack you ain’t special."

[@Toenail_VR]

@@DRGPlarp SYSTEM OF A DOWN MENTIONED!!!!

[@Toenail_VR]

@@DRGPlarp Dawg what Serj doing? I saw the image and it's hilarious!

[@jeele_fish]

"I'm in the house like carpet, and if there's too many heads on my blunt I won't spark it."

[@DigiPlayz]

The fact that even if it’s a sample from Lotus Juice, it’s still just…like who wrote those lyrics? Who looked at those and thought those would rhyme well?

[@ellakociba6058]

I'll put in my pocket and save it like rocket fuel ⛽🔥

[@sorrelbee113]

Ok but "in the house like carpet" has become meme for me and my friends

[@Mauripsu]

Is it the house John built tho

[@aeroxoxo]

Mentioning Taylor Swift lyrics and not bringing up the "sexy baby" line from Anti Hero was surprising. I think the line from Blank Space is fine but the line from Anti Hero is so strange.

[@danielleoliver9768]

So uncomfortable!! And she slant rhymes it with “city” so it’s not even like it had to be “baby”. “Lady” would’ve been no weird vibes and MORE of a rhyme!!

[@sorrelbee113]

Doesn't she mean that everybody is young and beautiful and sexualized and she feels like an old monster I don't know a lot about her but that's what I got from that line Hell I feel a little like that at 26. Feels like everybody younger than me has perfect skin and knows how to do flawless makeup, makes me feel kinda ugly and awkward and weird

[@rosehipowl]

​@@sorrelbee113that is exactly what she means. The first thought I had when I heard it was Annie from Community being sexy-cute Santa (? I haven't watched the episode in ages) and she just starts descending into gibberish while trying to be all cute and sexy and coy. It's the sexy-cute thing that's really popular now with all the young women and girls being so young and making themselves look younger and cute and also being sexy and seductive. I'm nearly 30 and I don't go on tiktok or anything but I definitely feel it. I feel very old on the internet sometimes, especially as a woman who has things like grey hair and no botox. I understand where she's coming from with that lyric. And even though I'm short, my mum is about the same height as Taylor Swift and she has told me about how she was bullied for being so tall and it made her feel insecure about her height when she was younger, so I understand secondhand from that point of view too. I don't think it's the best way she could have phrased it, but it resonates with a lot of people so it's not just nonsense

[@cdifreakguy]

"Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby" is a weird line. "And I cry like a baby coming home from the bar" makes me think of a literal drunk infant being carried out of a bar. Maybe Taylor Swift should just not use the word "baby" anymore.

[@paigey-poo4235]

She hasn’t had a good release since 1989 and that’s being generous.

[@4everincomplete]

Someone called out that garbage line in Hey Soul Sister, but ignored a couple of absolute gems in Drive By (also by Train): “just a shy guy looking for a two-ply/Hefty bag to hold my-y-y-y-y-y-y love” “my love for you went viral” “they don’t like it, sue me/mmmm the way you do me”… I’m convinced the dude from Train never re-read anything he wrote

[@Benjiroyoface]

the only human who has heard a second train song

[@dragoneyedraws]

That and the one song where he just describes a lot of ways his ex girlfriend died so he dosent have to admit they broke up

[@Benjiroyoface]

@@dragoneyedraws damn it I've heard that one in my coworker's playlist but didnt know it was train

[@ronan-outoftime]

i always assumed "hefty bag" was referring to it literally being hefty and tough, like he's got so much love to give that he needs the strongest one there is. only just found out last month that hefty is a garbage bag brand 😭

[@ronan-outoftime]

@@dragoneyedrawsgod that song is awful

[@jerrys1]

I don’t know if Father Stretch My Hands is gonna get mentioned, but that is one of the worst examples of “hey I’m vibing to this oh my God why the hell did he say that this just ruined the song”

[@cboisandlin9601]

Nah bro, that line is classic. Best part of the song.

[@unevenly4376]

thats my fav song of all time including that lyric

[@msjkramey]

What is it?

[@theproducers1967]

@@msjkramey this is the one 😂 “Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'ma feel like an asshole”

[@dogeater5795]

@@msjkrameysomething about a bleached asshole

[@jasperwisecarver]

"i thought Squidward played the cello. That's a flute!" that's a clarinet lmao i love it

[@BanNerdHogs]

8:00 As a guy whose native language is not english, up until this moment i thought that a cello is a bagpipe (literally just had to look up the latter word). Because it's what it sounded like on my old casio synthesizer.

[@ameddayr]

😂

[@Destrixio]

“What’s next, what’s next, what’s n-x-e-t?!” Will never be forgotten.

[@cma.ksiezycowa]

Love the "Dale" after Pitbull lyrics

[@blustre]

thank u for ignoring the mispell

[@klasrem]

I can't remember many bad lyrical lines, but here are two of my favorite silly lines from Metallica. 1. "I'm madly at anger with you." When I first heard this line, I had to giggle. It's such a corny line that slaps a smirk on your face. I love how it's so blunt and feels so grammatically incorrect. Like, why say at instead of in? 2. "Just a rhyme without a reason." Before I decided to actually let my brain digest each lyric of Master of Puppets, I kinda always assumed this line had that metaphorical grip on how drugs are so controlling of people's lives, but nope! This lyric is exactly what it means, and I find it so funny everytime I hear it. James Hetfield didn't know a good rhyme for "now your life is out of season," and so he just slapped a random rhyme in to fit.

[@ghoultooth]

How does “madly in anger with you” make anymore sense than “at”??

[@asdfghjkl2261]

MY LIFESTYLE DETERMINES MY DEATH STYLE

[@ErikaCartet]

⁠@@ghoultoothbecause it at least makes it more clear it’s playing off the phrase “i’m madly in love with you” i would assume

[@TheAmazinBlazin]

Drowing by Boogie Wit Da Hoodie has the lyric "Im the shit im fartin, i dont know how to potty", my friend and i could not breathe after hearing it for the first time

[@caracalcontinuum3118]

Worst line I’ve heard recently was Kanye’s line in “Carnival”. “Got my kids in the fake school, we ain’t.” And the chorus starts. He doesn’t finish his sentence, he just ends it.

[@isruabebaw6743]

“You tried to play nice, everybody just took advantage You left your fridge open, somebody just a took a sandwich” -Kanye 😂

[@Chaotic_evil_duck]

Lyrics are so deep /j

[@DMack6464]

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel... How on earth do u not know this banger???

[@ronan-outoftime]

fucking classic!

[@equally.marketable]

I so badly want to dislike that lyric but it kinda goes absolutely crazy

[@mushr--m]

​@@equally.marketable just embrace it my guy

[@elliottbow2819]

@@equally.marketableit’s the rhythm I think it’s just so funky

[@morfy2581]

The cello one is amazing but also so innocent. Everyone has blind spots. But man, I would have at least looked it up quickly to make sure.

[@Mynameishassan0]

“Touch me while your boys play grand theft auto.” is the worst

[@snottymane7042]

brakence lyrics are so funny one line will be wonderful and relatable and the next one is an elden ring bar

[@jerrys1]

But musically some of those songs are frikin bangers

[@blustre]

lmaoo fr

[@everettbadgerow8041]

Finally, someone who also has the same view of "hey soul sister". Such a weird and like slight racist song that seems to fly over literally everyone's head

[@jenconvertibles]

theres a great video by pat finnerty about hey soul sister that you should watch

[@kioro4221]

Wtf is racist about it

[@jrdindiana]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnvIcpmMpKaSn6csi=QwvB8998XQMsL7Pp

[@heatheretaithaha]

@@kioro4221 hes a white guy saying that he does things that a stereotypical black guy would do to get a girl. if he wasnt he'd probably say something like "im so handsome im so cool" to the "soul sister". it isnt the most racist shit but its in really bad taste. edit: thats what ive heard. i dont really think its supposed to be racist either but it can definitely be interpreted that way. love yall, i didnt mean to cause discourse

[@kioro4221]

​@@heatheretaithaha in this case it is the listener that is associating being gangster and a thug with being black, not the lyricist

[@LimeCultivist]

At work they play a lot of terrible songs, but one of the worst I’ve ever heard includes the chorus: “she's a maniac in the bed, but a brainiac in her head”, and I can’t believe a real human being somewhere out there wrote that

[@GirrlyCreeper]

"Every breath that I inhale is followed by exhaling" -Relient K, Life After Death & Taxes

[@jonathant.6382]

Damn I thought I was the only one on earth who knew about relient k

[@GirrlyCreeper]

@@jonathant.6382 I am almost embarrassed to admit this but I discovered them through the Power Rangers Ninja Storm soundtrack in like 2012 and proceeded to manually rip every single song they had off KZbin to put in my iTunes xD And then when I had my emo phase in high school, it was Relient K that I had my teen anguish to! My friends showed me things like MCR and FOB and at the time they just felt way too aggressive for me... My soft scared lil sixteen year old self could only handle light Jesus rock even while at peak angst. I clown on Life After Death but I know it word for word. Sahara still goes hard AF. Apathetic Way To Be? I think they got a little confused at the end there about the definition of the word is but they got it most of the way and I relate for sure. Elephant Parade? Are you Kidding me? This one is Still on my angry playlist. Hahahaha

[@danmilew]

The amount of funny Kanye lyrics you could’ve used is amazing

[@darkstarr984]

Blank Space is an absolute banger but its lyrics are almost incomprehensible

[@rusty-button]

Absolutely

[@frameturtle]

how so? The lyrics seem perfectly cogent to me as a lighthearted satire on how many exes she's had

[@maxpogfrog]

That url is definitely one of the urls of all time.

[@vermillion2023]

There's this one punk band in the Czech Republic called Tři Sestry (Three Sisters) and they have pretty good music, but some of the most stupid lyrics and vocals, so it makes me kinda embarassed to be showing someone a really good song which is unfortunately singing about boobs

[@cornfield2120]

That’s me with Rammstein. When put together, all of their songs are fucking bangers. But translated, their lyrics read like a 3rd grade writing report. It’s music made specifically for monolingual Americans.

[@vermillion2023]

@@cornfield2120 Dicke Titten type shit

[@Sanguivore]

⁠@@cornfield2120As someone raised speaking German, Rammstein’s music being for “monolingual Americans” is so perfectly put, LOL. Still love their music though.

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

idk man Mudvayne's "DIG BURY ME WATER ME EVERYTHING THAT I AM!" is simultaneously really dumb and absolutely genius

[@AxelTheAussie]

Hate to be that person but it actually goes “Dig, Bury Me, Underneath everything that I am” lol

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

@@AxelTheAussie Frick

[@liquid_dihydrogen_monoxide]

Sepultura's older albums are pretty hilarious but they had to translate everything to English using a physical dictionary as none of them knew English

[@Nuclearbombeater]

I saw a dubstep video with very little actual vocal sounds, but the electronic sounds and even the beat were still given lyrics like: fwu papapapapa paparappa pwowww

[@phewiss3066]

My vote would go to "WHO ARE YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE" my gf was not spitting 🤦‍♂️

[@SqueakingSquad]

i forever think about "in the house like carpet" from the song burning men's soul

[@deadmeme7030]

You could put any of the lyrics in this video

[@Dman333WS]

Calling Soul Sister 'weird' is a deep insult to anything weird. I would really appreciate a mean insult like "F this stupid trash song"

[@dylanjoaquin2033]

“That’s a flute” close it’s a clarinet

[@redwillb7423]

Burning Man's Soul - Check it out, I'm in the house like carpet And if there's too many heads in my blunt, I won't spark it, I'll put it in my pocket and save it like rocket fuel. Until everyone's gone and it's cool Then I spark it up with my brother. My mom calls him Mo, but I call him Mo' Lover. And he's more than a cover, he's a quilt. We're putting crap together like the house that John built. On the hill, cus this crap's gonna feel like velvet, Turtle My style feels tighter than a girdle. If ya hate it, then you can just leave it, like Beaver. But in a day or two I'll make you a true believer in me Because like the alphabet you'll "C" That 'Ism kicks a rhyme, not your everyday soliloquy. Like chef Boyardee, my rhyme is truly cookin' Peace to Matty Rich cause he's straight out of Brooklyn, New York. I don't eat Pork or Swine when I dine, I drink a cup of kool-aid not a big glass of wine, Or a Henn, a Heine, if you have time, I'll drop rhyme, again.

[@givemysundaeback]

What does the fox say is stupid because it says yip. It fucking yips. It doesn't sound like the Annoying Orange's imitation of an iPhone alarm.

[@GustavoDallarosa-br5oq]

Theres a brazilian music that says "tava na França, bebendo numa praia em Dubai" (i was on France, drinking on a beach in Dubai)

[@randomguy7719]

touch me while your bros play grand theft auto

[@im_skrunkly]

11:20 well the album is about being bipolar so it makes sense that it sticks out and is out of the blue.

[@klawmachin]

the fall out boy cover of beat it (michael jackson) is pretty rough… i don’t even think they change any of the lyrics they just make it weirdly s*xual???

[@dominicjannazo7144]

The Bad Touch by bloodhound gang is entirely sexual lyrics, and that's the point. Put your hand down my pants is immediately followed by reference to Siskel and Ebert, the film critics. It is not a serious song. Like What does the fox say, you aren't supposed to think hard about it.

[@darkstarr984]

Yeah. What Does the Fox Say is just a song full of silly sounds.

[@arjunrao824]

Came from TikTok and love your editing style! Underrated af

[@blustre]

ayy i appreciate it!

[@ncebinathisithole7559]

4:12 the literal old fart cap says otherwise

[@Kalitayy]

Thank you for agreeing that the lyrics on that Hypochondriac album aren’t that good. Like, I criticized the lyrics but people accused me of just parroting Fantano’s opinion. Bruh, I get it that their standards for lyrics aren’t that high, but c’mon. The production is insane and his vocals are stellar, but if you’re someone over 21, you might find the lyrics to be cringy as heck. My god the lyrics on that album is “I’m 14 and this is deep” “I was tryna make a living. Well I did, and now I don’t wanna live at all” 🙄🙄

[@pietastix]

i love brakence and honestly yeah this is true

[@jerrys1]

Hypochondriac is the ultimate example of awesome album, bad lyrics

[@max-jb9fr]

the one I can't handle on hypochondriac is "you can't fix me now, I'm too broken" like please..... I love the sound of that album but..

[@YayapLives]

Just came from the related hivemind video and I'm shocked you didn't have the one where the rapper brags about trying to get his 1-year-old some head.

[@blustre]

wait was my vid recommended after hivemind?? wow i’ve made it

[@sniperfreak223]

I mean, "cello" can be flipped to "oboe" and still fit the syllabic and rhyme structure and make the line make sense

[@scissorcorn9956]

Train really loves to just randomly throw some of worst lyrics ever created into his mostly alright songs “I love eco sandals on you.” Mermaid “Fell and no one caught her.” 50 ways to say goodbye “When you move me, everything is groovy They don't like it, sue me Mmm, the way you do me” Drive by And ofc he made Play That Song to the exact theme of Heart and Soul and starts with “Hey, Mr. DJ, when you gonna spin it?” Sounds soooooo fucking dumb 💀💀💀💀 Again, most of their songs are p good, but OOF does he ever like to throw a stink bomb when you aren’t expecting it 💀

[@wemz2782]

babe wake up new goat upload

[@blustre]

🥸

[@Mark_Miedema]

Same problem with Kanye's Back to me. I loved the song first because of the awesome beat and rythm, but when i discovered the lyrics, i decided to delete that song from my liked songs

[@blustre]

yeahhh alot of that album had that effect

[@nathanwilkins6107]

Bloodhound gang has to be cheating.

[@sneko2860]

agreed, bloodhound gang is fire regardless

[@josephbartholomew]

I know someone didn't really send you a bad touch lyric. That's just a fun, immature, joke song. Just like most of their songs. Still enjoy some of their songs time to time.

[@pinkshortcomedy]

this video makes me feel so much better about my own songwriting abilities. thank you.

[@penieweenieselenie7435]

When my brother 1st heard the "poopity scoop" song, he was laughing soooo hard. He was on the floor & everything

[@songwritersupport]

Definitely interesting takes. I just subbed!

[@xanatharstudios]

"Drinking screwdrivers at the hardware store" -ecco

[@Robdeltonie]

I was probably the only one excited for The Chainsmokers' first album but hated it the moment it came out. Apart from their Coldplay collab, I haven't really listened to that album since. The only thing about the album I remember is how it had the strangest, cringy, and straight-up terrible lyric that topped my worst lyrics of the 2010s list: "She wants to break up every night / Then tries to fuck me back to life". I mean, it's such a gross line, right? And what's weirder is that it isn't even their most explicit song on the album!

[@tabbed.]

that brakence lyric being in this video surprised the hell out of me 'cause that's, like, my favourite line in the whole song lmao

[@klawmachin]

RIGHT

[@MalcomHeavy]

"Put Moly up in her champagne, she'n'een'oe. I took her home and enjoyed that, she'n'een'oe. " - Rick Ross. I will never let him live that line down, and I encourage everyone else to do the same.

[@anulu-momento]

It's so rare to find a weird lyric list without rickyboy making an appearance

[@jackiemoffitt6780]

Maybe in the Calvin Harris one he means that the two of them are under the forcefield together?? Or maybe I'm trying too hard to make sense of it

[@johnsmovies287]

Bro is NOT beating the Fantano Gonzalez rumors

[@jesseburgener442]

I'll be honest, I'm shocked to see a "worst lyrics" video without a single mention of a Lenny Kravitz song

[@matthewstone8515]

What does the fox say sounds are actually The sounds foxes make

[@eosinophilipshead2886]

“I would be so sad that would make me sad” moving - the happy fits

[@catlovingtrio]

I have one! Lives are lost, but at what cost? Band: Sabaton, Song: Long live the king. It's weird because Sabaton's lyrics are usually really good.

[@rosykindbunny1313]

I know nobody's gonna know what this is, but... "I suppose you're quite content in your swimming pool" "You're only six inches away from becoming one" -Tally Hall Look, I love Be Born. It's my favorite Tally Hall song. But some of the lyrics are a little... gross. The whole thing is about a father telling his unborn child to, well, be born. But the way he compares the womb to a swimming pool and the whole six inches away thing are kinda weird lyrics in an otherwise sweet song.

[@ronan-outoftime]

oh god yes be born is my favourite song of theirs as well but i can't help cringing at those lines

[@usernameunavailable580]

Hah I love be born as well I thought it was weird the first time I heard it but I thought that for all Tally Hall songs so it wasn’t particularly special. I think I just got used to it over time tho.

[@egghamsil]

respectfully, leave tally hall out of this. 😂

[@user-kt3qm8jy8y]

​@@egghamsilnah that weird ass lyric deserved being called out 😂

[@Toenail_VR]

TALLY HALL, I was Joe Hawley for halloween cause now with the stuff about him, he's kinda scary.

[@MCDexpo]

One of the opening lines to Kesha's mega hit Tik Tok is stupid "Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack..." I'm sorry?

[@retrobeans24]

I think “I wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy” is probably worse.

[@klawmachin]

NO! the lyric is “so why you wanna link? / i’d rather finger f*ck strings” and then two lyrics later it goes “no, i don’t wanna be intimate / you want me playin’ you like an instrument” it’s literally just that he plays guitar, he plays guitar well, he’d rather play his guitar than hookup, playing his guitar (to him) is equivalent to hooking up, that the way he plays his guitar is attractive to others, and that others wish he’d play with them-but he only cares about the guitar. (also, “link” is a reoccurring figure in the album-as in link zelda legend of zelda-with more specific references to ocarina of time and the minish cap… i’m not too sure WHAT it’s playing on, but it IS wordplay!)

[@redwizxrd]

THANK YOU! BRAKENCE DEFENDERS UNITE I hate when people dunk on “like the ring is Elden” too because it is also word play. he says he’s fighting for his will… the lore of Elden Ring begins with a god named “The Greater Will” people are always like “oh haha hard thing like hard game” like NO! he is referencing the story of the game! to make a bar!

[@BossSkyfall]

good video i didn’t even know you were a small youtuber

[@edenwayne8407]

Another recommendation from "Wish" is the entirety of "I'm a Star". The entire song looks like it was run through a paraphraser. Tons of words that could have been replaced by better ones that would have actually worked. Like replace "here I are" with "here we are", or "eloquent dancers" to "elegant dancers"

[@pietastix]

hooooly shit youre underrated. sharing this with all my friends you NEED recognition

[@blustre]

omg thank you 🥹

[@Yo_mama058]

Crazy no one said “tron cat” by Tyler the creator, the lyrics of that song just CRAZY

[@nangu8896]

ur so underrated

[@blustre]

i appreciate it 😤

[@siennasamuel]

I appreciate kanyes goofy ass lyrics. Skooptity poop, wooptity scoop really touched my soul

[@jskript1894]

lil yachty said that a cello was a woodwind and then said squidward played the flute 💀

[@fishthatusedtobeabird]

banana banana banana banana terracotta

[@ronan-outoftime]

system of a down?

[@ghoultooth]

@@ronan-outoftimeYes

[@ghoultooth]

From the whores, with bad feet

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

No that’s a great lyric

[@Found_Heaven_25]

I will listen to a song and know the words but not recognize that they are actually things in said song. Then I focus on the words and realize what the song is about

[@animationolives9285]

"Reach for the stars, and if you dont grab them at least youll be on top of the world" is a decent lyric from pitbull if we ignore that after he talks about falling on top of a woman

[@Ikattcat]

I thought the ice spice "You not even the fart (grah!)" was like a misheard lyrics thing until i checked the lyrics and yes those are the actual words being said..

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

Me too, when I first heard it I thought it was from a parody or something

[@heyitsnyixie_1559]

Crazy that "I'm the shit I'm fartin' don't know how to potty" isn't here if "you're not even the fart" is.

[@ptolemyhenson6838]

Around half these lyrics I've actually heard before are very good to me. The lyrics don't have to create a sensical narrative, they just have to flow together and invoke enough ideas adequately enough to create associations. I use music as a way to guide my thoughts more so than an analysis exercise or emotional experience.

[@dancinglamb9001]

I'll never be able to get over "shush girl, shut your lips. Do the helen keller, and talk with your hips!"

[@BoogerFart956]

2:18 there is in fact a good song with this melody with actual words being said named “The only house that’s not on fire yet”

[@rachamanda13]

the only thing worse than Boing Boing is that glee did a cover of that song so you have to hear matthew morrison say Boing Boing among other criminal lyrics

[@Aurelian369_]

Cocky want boing boing

[@elile8567]

You defending the terrible 21 Savage line but diss that legendary Ice Spice line

[@GT_Mr.C]

hers is cornier

[@elile8567]

@@GT_Mr.C disagreed

[@GT_Mr.C]

@@elile8567 insane of you to defend garbage

[@elile8567]

@@GT_Mr.C insane of you to respond in such a way from me responding with a single word

[@GT_Mr.C]

@@elile8567 bc her music is garbage. hope that helps

[@cooldog1994]

Im primarily a Lyrics Listener bc my brain is just wired to pay attention to voices. but i also have auditory processing issues so i couldnt tell you the lyrics to half my favorite songs either lol

[@Familliarsurroundings]

I like the way you describe music listeners. I’m mostly a lyric listener. Most of my favorite songs have awful music but the lyrics feel like a dagger straight through the heart. But I do like the occasional bad lyric

[@Localcatgirl_]

I usually listen for the sound, but if lyric work is super good I def focus on that

[@kanayadeliz2584]

I'd like to nominate "Look Behind You" by Flatline. "I will lie in bed until I am dead, My pride is that my eyes are red"

[@dumpertron1]

“It smell gas like someone poop”, - the greatest lyrical mind of our era

[@juliansandler4569]

I refuse to believe that there are people who listen to music only for the lyrics without caring about the actual fucking song

[@paigey-poo4235]

Unfortunately. Punk is a genre that exists and there are some bands with incredible lyricists being held down by a band that couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket. And those bands got popular and now people are doing it on purpose to mimic them.