The Worst Soviet Concept Cars

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@Scrobbles5683
@Scrobbles5683 Жыл бұрын
The racing version of the zis-112 is genius because when the engine inevitably gave out it would take up an entire straight, ending the race making everyone equal as intended by way of DNF
@aregularhuman4776
@aregularhuman4776 4 ай бұрын
No story about the Soviet Union is complete until the words: “But nobody bothered to write it down” are said at least once
@Jonathan.D
@Jonathan.D 4 ай бұрын
This is what happens when all the best people are sent on "vacation" to the frozen north. The few that remain are forced to work on the buran or wig aircraft.
@JeffreyWilliams-dr7qe
@JeffreyWilliams-dr7qe 4 ай бұрын
What not to , written in several languages across the wide expanse of the Soviet landmass.
@Jonathan.D
@Jonathan.D 4 ай бұрын
@@JeffreyWilliams-dr7qe The thing that has always amazed me is how they could come up with some of the most ingenious creations but on the whole completely fail. They developed a part for jet aircraft ejection seats that protect pilots from the air. This is something that our American aircraft do not have. Because of that some pilots who ejected at high speed have been nearly torn to pieces. Then there is the buran. They did build it using stolen data. Still they were able to include some smart upgrades. The most amazing was its ability to fly and land autonomously. Of course it only flew once and then abandoned due to a lack of funding and other issues. It is sad that the brilliant people were held down or worse and not allowed to flourish.
@codymoon7552
@codymoon7552 3 ай бұрын
Rome too lmfao
@poil8351
@poil8351 4 ай бұрын
stalin: i want a car. design team: okay sir. stalin: in 4 months! design team: we're dead.
@minus7621
@minus7621 Жыл бұрын
>Get a random stroke of motivation at 5AM >See new Table size video >Watch table size video >Motivation is gone by now you kill my creativity
@HonkyCal
@HonkyCal Жыл бұрын
Sounds like the Israeli's after their 4th modded Sherman attempt
@KF99
@KF99 4 ай бұрын
5:54 actually we still use a 30+ years old Soviet/early Russian ZIL microwave, and it’s totally fine. And yes, it was produced on the same ZIL factory, that used to make trucks and other heavy duty stuff.
@super_slav91
@super_slav91 4 ай бұрын
We still use a 70's Gorenje washing machine made in Yugoslavia, made with the same armored plates as a t60 as far as it's build quality looks.
@NorthernCoelacanth
@NorthernCoelacanth 4 ай бұрын
My grandma used ZIL fridge for like 50 years. We just sold it, maybe it still works somewhere
@heyheyhophop
@heyheyhophop 4 ай бұрын
​@@NorthernCoelacanthhad ours sent to the dumpster some years ago due to the rumors of them catching fire sporadically, but otherwise the thing was going strong
@NorthernCoelacanth
@NorthernCoelacanth 4 ай бұрын
@@heyheyhophop older models are sought after now for their retro appearance. Refurbished and repainted one can cost like a good new fridge or more.
@TimSlee1
@TimSlee1 3 ай бұрын
Soviet Microwave built like a tank
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 4 ай бұрын
How pissed would you be that your OWN CUSTOMS destroyed the vehicle.
@leirex_1
@leirex_1 5 ай бұрын
I unironically like the way the Grand Turismo prototype looks
@Opuskrokus
@Opuskrokus 4 ай бұрын
Looks like a Saab Sonett
@marcuscoquer5958
@marcuscoquer5958 22 күн бұрын
A hint of seat 1200 sport as well.
@Thomas-rk4rl
@Thomas-rk4rl 2 ай бұрын
Honestly the Ochta looks pretty futuristic for 1987, it's got a 90s jellybeanness about it
@maximhyland5843
@maximhyland5843 Жыл бұрын
Your pronunciation of Чайка is spot on. The hover car may have been more successful if they installed some skirts. But hey at least the race trucks were quite good after the fall of the USSR.
@messerschmitt5879
@messerschmitt5879 4 ай бұрын
The TU-144 may have been more successful and at least may have flown a couple of times without failures and crashes if 'they' copied it from Concorde more accurately. The 'Buran' may have been more successful if it wouldn't be just a cheap copy of american shuttle. And so on... You could put anything that soviets did here)
@I_hunt_lolis
@I_hunt_lolis 4 ай бұрын
Holy shit the gran turismo looks insanely good
@Opuskrokus
@Opuskrokus 4 ай бұрын
Looks like a Saab Sonett
@suspeh
@suspeh 2 ай бұрын
Looks like 2015 Local Motors Rally Fighter to me
@nighttide3079
@nighttide3079 Жыл бұрын
I would honestly drive any of these
@tablesizeproductions4360
@tablesizeproductions4360 Жыл бұрын
Same. Pulling up in a hovercar to anything would be unreal. 😂
@sskuk1095
@sskuk1095 4 ай бұрын
@@tablesizeproductions4360 This one for me raises the question: How do you emergency-break this?
@inquisitorbenediktanders3142
@inquisitorbenediktanders3142 4 ай бұрын
​@@sskuk1095you don't.
@oof_tvyt
@oof_tvyt 4 ай бұрын
@@sskuk1095 Well, it drives on regular wheels in normal mode, so I'd assume you just slam on the brakes
@michaelclark5237
@michaelclark5237 12 күн бұрын
Same!
@JSSStudios
@JSSStudios Ай бұрын
0:19 I don't know what "Gne wfjast Sfviet sfpsert sdjas" is, but great video.
@Jamesaroni123
@Jamesaroni123 28 күн бұрын
Man… “Gne wfjast Sfviet sfpsert sdjas”
@Chann3lsurf3r825
@Chann3lsurf3r825 23 күн бұрын
Literally the thumbnail 😂
@BloodbrotherN
@BloodbrotherN Жыл бұрын
👍 If you were here for Preview
@tablesizeproductions4360
@tablesizeproductions4360 Жыл бұрын
I don't think KZbin would like me liking my own video. 😂
@Wanking_wanker
@Wanking_wanker 4 ай бұрын
6:33 so long story short, this car was going to use a engine that was designed for the ford model a BACK IN 1928. This cars top speed was probably like 45 mph Edit: it actually might be the more powerful model b engine from 1932
@callumjohnston858
@callumjohnston858 Ай бұрын
Now hang on, that hovercar is incredible. It's straight out of Thunderbirds. How can anyone hate it?
@RolandTHX
@RolandTHX 4 ай бұрын
0:09 Based AMC AMX appreciator.
@Nausicaafan-go6lq
@Nausicaafan-go6lq Жыл бұрын
Looking at Soviet concept cars are interesting, as they provide a glimpse into an alternate "perfect communist car industry" of what could've been done with less tight restrictions, although a few good looking commie sports cars, coupes, and cabriolets did roll off the assembly lines. However, the ZiS/ZiL 112 wasnt actually based on the GM Lesabre, but actually the Studebaker Manta Ray concept. Look it up.
@immagokublack
@immagokublack Жыл бұрын
Cool new format of video making! Not only the subject, but also in the way of editing. Edit: Congrats for reaching 3K, well deserved for all the effort and time you put into your videos.
@Vladimir_4757
@Vladimir_4757 3 ай бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite video “Gne Wfyast Sfviet Cfpcert Cayas”
@Chann3lsurf3r825
@Chann3lsurf3r825 23 күн бұрын
Gne wfyast sfviet sfpcert sdyas
@Sekir80
@Sekir80 Жыл бұрын
Oh? Is this an "only" 3k sub channel? You're on track to something bigger, the video was great!
@SirKnight214
@SirKnight214 Жыл бұрын
Babe wake up new TableSize vid just dropped
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 2 ай бұрын
"Moscow took pity on them." WHAT!? That can happen!?
@tales-kun9025
@tales-kun9025 Ай бұрын
if you think they would kill them or something like that you just fell for anti-ussr propaganda
@mcnudde
@mcnudde 4 ай бұрын
Saw the Nami OTCA when it was at the Toronto Auto Show back in the '80s... it was very roughly finished.
@GordonJordanGJ4797
@GordonJordanGJ4797 Жыл бұрын
Mustang my beloved
@charlied.469
@charlied.469 Жыл бұрын
Cool format dude, subscribed for more of this😊 keep it up
@arnesahlen2704
@arnesahlen2704 4 ай бұрын
3:47 " ... a rebodied Zis limousine": the photo shows it as patterned after a mid-'40s Packard, though squarer with lines rather less flowing. The nose and grille are distinctly Packard-inspired.
@ProtoFinn
@ProtoFinn Жыл бұрын
As long as they are Soviet, they will always have something good about them haha
@dr.glitchgo8181
@dr.glitchgo8181 16 күн бұрын
Ah yes, "Tnye wfyast sfviyet sfpsert sdyas", my favorite subject
@ratte6090
@ratte6090 6 ай бұрын
the ICH looks like a fucking hotwheel
@blakjewellio1407
@blakjewellio1407 3 ай бұрын
Love this man’s editing style
@welemir9197
@welemir9197 Жыл бұрын
I know it`s not your field of expertise but I highly recommend to look into two ROUND ships Russians made in 1873
@jimtaylor294
@jimtaylor294 4 ай бұрын
Only the USSR would design a car that looked like a Crocodile 😂
@kittyhawk9707
@kittyhawk9707 4 ай бұрын
I deffo would have that White Gran Turismo 11:25 . I wouldn't be ashamed to drive that around even in 2024 .. still looks pretty contemporary tbh
@HellbirdIV
@HellbirdIV 4 ай бұрын
The first version of the ZIS-112 is a beautiful example of art deco design in technology. Honestly, pull the wheels off and that thing looks like it belongs in Star Wars.
@Arazchromatic
@Arazchromatic 7 ай бұрын
whats the car at 6:42 next to vsevolod bakhchivandzhi?
@stylker5604
@stylker5604 4 ай бұрын
Миникар-2
@intensiveintensives4887
@intensiveintensives4887 3 күн бұрын
Probably the best pronunciation of чайка I've heard from a non russian speaker, and I witnessed many try!
@franklind.roosevelt7416
@franklind.roosevelt7416 18 күн бұрын
It says a lot that the soviets sort of experimental cool car development group in NAMI used the outline of something that looks like a model A.
@suspeh
@suspeh 2 ай бұрын
The front of the Ich Gran Turismo reminds me of the 2015 Local Motors Rally Fighter
@aesthetics8230
@aesthetics8230 4 ай бұрын
Honestly id buy the IZH Gran Tourismo
@H-E-S-C
@H-E-S-C 4 ай бұрын
10:48 doesnt look too bad from the side, it's ruined once you see the front though
@wbbartlett
@wbbartlett 4 ай бұрын
The hovercar looks gorgeous. Perfect early 60s futurism. Much better looking than some of those american monstrosities at the beginning. The rest, not so much.
@CursedSocietyTM
@CursedSocietyTM 15 күн бұрын
Ahh the aspen super coupe. I love the aspen so much I bought 13 of them.
@Green-aider
@Green-aider 5 ай бұрын
6:34 so you’re telling me they just took a Ford engine and just slapped it in the car?
@DistortedCatstudio
@DistortedCatstudio 2 ай бұрын
Yes. Because.... of course. As a Russian fella myself, I can confirm, that sometimes Soviet engineering solutions are... bizzare
@daringdoo6350
@daringdoo6350 4 ай бұрын
By the way, there were many beautiful cars, such as: - Zil 118, minibus Start, GaZ 3103\04\05\15 Ataman 1\2.VAZ-2151\1121\Silhouette\C-Cross\Rapan
@wwanimator
@wwanimator 3 күн бұрын
A crossover coupe in the 80s, the Soviets really were ahead of their time in some ways…
@ginaanddenes9059
@ginaanddenes9059 4 ай бұрын
The little clips are a RIOT! 😂
@reduschanka3108
@reduschanka3108 Жыл бұрын
thank you for providing us with the good shit!!
@TheStarshipGarage
@TheStarshipGarage 2 ай бұрын
I know all about American, French, British, and Italian concept cars, but have never heard of the Soviets! Just as weird as I thought they'd be!
@infinitesimalperinfinitum
@infinitesimalperinfinitum 2 ай бұрын
10:46 I need this in my life
@TheEpicSpy
@TheEpicSpy 10 күн бұрын
0:38 actually that isn’t that bad mainly because we can still use this in Florida
@krush454
@krush454 2 ай бұрын
Hey six inches is a lot!! Well thats what my ex told me...... *sobs silently*
@blakedimtvsoreal
@blakedimtvsoreal 4 ай бұрын
to be honest i like the zis-112 it looks like a spaceship
@warmongerairsoft
@warmongerairsoft 3 ай бұрын
10:46 anyone know what car that is?
@jesuschrist711
@jesuschrist711 4 ай бұрын
i wonder if they stole the designs from the Curtiss-Wright Aircar or not. this was about the same time as that... specimen... of engineering, and looks rather similar on the hover/vent setup or maybe the US took the soviet idea for once idk if you're wondering: the CW AirCar looks like the RTX 5090 mated with a caddy
@myplane150
@myplane150 4 ай бұрын
Put bigger adjustable fins on the GAZ add a tail and you got a small jet...😛
@TLSFC5050
@TLSFC5050 4 ай бұрын
Im sorry but the Gran Turismo actually looks pretty awesome
@sskuk1095
@sskuk1095 4 ай бұрын
The hovercar raises just one question: How do you emergency-break this?
@trabant601e
@trabant601e 4 ай бұрын
Not necessary 💀
@notsosuavemate
@notsosuavemate 4 ай бұрын
Dying is optional
@TBornes
@TBornes Жыл бұрын
Intresting video. But now I really want to play Terreria again😂😂😂😅
@Neon9th
@Neon9th 4 ай бұрын
10:49 Ah yes The Comin Turismo
@De19thKingJulion
@De19thKingJulion 4 ай бұрын
Autopolitan legend
@anthonymadejczyk861
@anthonymadejczyk861 4 ай бұрын
Very informative video! What's with the weird rando edits and inserts?
@Cintmaasmusic
@Cintmaasmusic Жыл бұрын
Oddly, you pronounce Russian words more accurately than most.
@jodaytona2544
@jodaytona2544 4 ай бұрын
4:20 😂😂😂 nice ref
@welemir9197
@welemir9197 Жыл бұрын
We just can't build something good without a cannon
@Taras-kv8cx
@Taras-kv8cx Жыл бұрын
И с пушкой тоже
@welemir9197
@welemir9197 Жыл бұрын
@@Taras-kv8cx имя говорит самое за себя
@Taras-kv8cx
@Taras-kv8cx Жыл бұрын
@@welemir9197 твой комментарий говорит за тебя. Давай расскажи здесь всем про т34 и автомат калашникова
@welemir9197
@welemir9197 Жыл бұрын
@@Taras-kv8cx что-то не припомню ничего стоящего хотя бы краткого упоминания от Украины, с пушкой или без. Как там великие Оплоты?
@Taras-kv8cx
@Taras-kv8cx Жыл бұрын
@@welemir9197 т 34 производили в Харькове ак47 разработал пленный немецкий инженер
@Evaunit98
@Evaunit98 4 ай бұрын
There is a ZIS 112 sport but it basically looks like a Cobra with severe anorexia, it had a 6.0 230hp V8 and a 7.0 270hp V8, not bad but when you compare it to a real Cobra with the same sized engine which made 416hp.
@ТокаревМихаил-и9к
@ТокаревМихаил-и9к 4 ай бұрын
Your "Chaika" was greately pronounced:)
@mikepj67
@mikepj67 Жыл бұрын
This was something.
@vadim6385
@vadim6385 4 ай бұрын
The Gran Turismo doesn't look half bad
@ferriusnillan5323
@ferriusnillan5323 Жыл бұрын
Your pronunciation aint that bad, and honestly, georgian surnames seem intimidating to us just as well. As for the cars... lol nothing changed at all.
@ZAFARADIL-cd6xh
@ZAFARADIL-cd6xh 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂Brutal "tribute" to the soviet car industry ! ! !
@jakekaywell5972
@jakekaywell5972 2 ай бұрын
Not really. I see this as fairly level-headed. Good, as there's enough smarminess around the Soviet car industry as it is by know-it-all pundits.
@ri0llvlad
@ri0llvlad 5 ай бұрын
Очень интересное видео, я поставил лайк! :)
@andrewlewis5762
@andrewlewis5762 4 ай бұрын
I subscribed 😂
@HereticalKitsune
@HereticalKitsune 22 күн бұрын
I like the ZIS112.
@I_hunt_lolis
@I_hunt_lolis 4 ай бұрын
Everything is a copy if you want it to be
@MarkNewphone
@MarkNewphone 4 ай бұрын
112/2 looks like a Russian Corvette
@BottleBlondage
@BottleBlondage 4 ай бұрын
I LOVE THE ASPEN
@station992
@station992 4 ай бұрын
I'm completely astonished by the stupidity of Communism. Btw thank you for existing now I can see something new and interesting and also funny while eating ❤😊
@NERV287
@NERV287 Жыл бұрын
aight, i'll sub
@AlexsTheCat
@AlexsTheCat 29 күн бұрын
Me who own 2002 Lada Samara 1500i (2108/3 door hatchback) atleast my ride is better then *NAMI OCTA* LOL
@idaho4586
@idaho4586 4 ай бұрын
Dodge Aspen coupe ❤
@beavis6363
@beavis6363 4 ай бұрын
What on earth are all the edits to irrelevant video clips? Out at 1:50. I'm not in the mood to pick all the peas out of a tuna casserole.
@fazole
@fazole 4 ай бұрын
It's what happens when video editing AI goes wild😅
@cosmo4698
@cosmo4698 3 ай бұрын
Cry
@ludovicdauphin2960
@ludovicdauphin2960 4 ай бұрын
That was porn …
@vanlampham2557
@vanlampham2557 4 ай бұрын
Bro forgot the kalashnikov electric concept car
@allandavis8201
@allandavis8201 4 ай бұрын
You saying that the USSR copied many designs is completely true, however it was not just cars, anything that was designed and built by the free world was copied, and when Russia collapsed, maybe even before that, the Chinese took over the mantle of being the world’s worst copycat nation, and they were a little bit more successful but still not very good at it, even reverse engineering things don’t work out so well. @ 5:46 you sound disappointed that the “vehicles” were “preserved” personally I think they did themselves, and everyone else, a favour, they would not even be interesting as museum displays.
@jakekaywell5972
@jakekaywell5972 2 ай бұрын
Not true and filled with the usual pro-Western smarminess. While the USSR did indeed aquire many foreign designs, these were usually licensed-built instead of reverse-engineered. Two notable examples of this are the Italian FIAT 124 sedan remade and improved as the VAZ 2101 and the French Lip R26 watch movement remade and improved as the ZiM 2602. Both done with the knowing, willing assistance of FIAT and Lip respectively. In addition, plenty of original designs also existed, completely developed within the Soviet Union. Examples include the Poljot 2209, Slava 2414, GAZ M20 "Pobeda", and Moskvitch 412. The West was never at any point during the Cold War the "free world", as more rights were enshrined in the USSR and the larger Warsaw Pact earlier and more frequently. For example, the GDR completely decriminalized homosexuality in 1951 and even had the first officially-sanctioned, state-operated gay bar. Lastly, it is a real shame the ZiS 112 was never preserved, as it is a piece from the past that actually got used unlike its American counterpart.
@FireFan44
@FireFan44 4 ай бұрын
Well I wasn't going to subscribe, but you did say please
@AncientRylanor69
@AncientRylanor69 4 ай бұрын
lily_
@boogalowo7022
@boogalowo7022 Жыл бұрын
🤟
@22pcirish
@22pcirish 4 ай бұрын
If you need lost documents, try Mar a Lago. The homeowner there is really good at hoarding top secret documents.
@fazole
@fazole 4 ай бұрын
Shouldn't you be blaming Russia, Russia, Russia on this vid? 🤡
@22pcirish
@22pcirish 4 ай бұрын
@@fazole They make shite cars.
@guillermoreyes54
@guillermoreyes54 4 ай бұрын
Good info and original pictures, BUT this video is a MESS... with so many cuts trying to be funny, that is VERY tired, slow and cumbersome to watch. So much cuts are too distracting when the viewer is trying to follow the main idea. Sorry, but no like this time. It seems like a video made by a toddler. (I stopped to watch it after 8 painful minutes).
@tablesizeproductions4360
@tablesizeproductions4360 4 ай бұрын
That's a fair critique. I'm trying to fix that issue with my videos. Hopefully the next video I do won't suffer from the same issues.
@guillermoreyes54
@guillermoreyes54 4 ай бұрын
@@tablesizeproductions4360 If you accept a little suggestion: With a cut every 2 minutes to support a good joke or funny idea regarding the main theme, could be enough. Otherwise the transmitted idea is a bad clown trying to mix teen jokes, with good information about an interesting idea, and trying really hard to be funny without success. Cheers.
@BobAbc0815
@BobAbc0815 2 ай бұрын
It voz blyatantly copied
@patrikpolda
@patrikpolda 4 ай бұрын
Ich Gran Turismo actually looks pretty cool. 🤔
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