Learning the Most Pointless Life Lessons from Dhar Mann

[@brookfalkins5127]

drew, you’ve done it again. you’ve disappointed me.

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

(Danny instantly regrets it)

boi, that was a fast pin

[@Blues.003]

not again!!

[@creamcheesefilling9280]

😔

[@314-s1u]

Agreed

[@juanmuhirwe1672]

Dhar Mann is actually named "Allison Dhar Mann". In middle school they laughed at him, yelling "ALLITERATION ALLISON" in unison. He would run away hoping they instantly regret it, but the answer would shock him.

[@bibsp3556]

Now they call him Dumbass Dhar Mann, but things are different now, see

[@tregiangreco9225]

This is the best comment ever

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@bibsp3556 I thought they called him Dhar Mann the Douchebag?

[@bcamps99]

💀💀💀

[@Brandon-ug8ud]

This comment and the reply section is gold

[@WinterReflections]

Half of Dhar Mann's positive messages are "don't judge that person by how they look, they might secretly be rich". He doesn't teach that all people have inherent value and worth and deserve to be treated well...instead his lessons usually come down to "being rich and successful equals good person, don't make fun of person until you find out whether they are rich or will becomes rich".

[@hailmuse]

Like: watch out this person may have power over you, not cause they're a fellow person who should have basic respect at the least

[@GogiRegion]

I’ve heard that he has rich parents, so it’s not surprising to me that he’d have that attitude

[@rishikaneeli3628]

And stealing's only wrong because you'll caught

[@Sugarman96]

It's life lessons from the perspective of a sociopath. Two glaring examples that come to mind for me are the "don't bully autistic kids" and the "don't be racist towards Asians" videos. In the former, a kid learns to stop bullying the autistic kid in school because he's actually awesome at a lot of things, therefore it's beneficial for him to be nice to the kid. As for the latter, the lady learns not to be racist towards Asian people because the same Asian person who received her bile is the doctor who treated her daughter who got covid. As an aside, the latter video was made extremely irresponsibly. It's from May of 2020, and the only person shown wearing a mask is the covid patient who takes it off when other people enter the room.

[@joshduriden519]

@@Sugarman96 That's it exactly, the moral seems to always be "don't be bad because you might miss out on benefits", rather than focusing on empathy and connection. Rather then focusing on the benefits that you would get from the autistic kid, it would be better to have on of the bullies see the effect it has on the kid, like maybe he sees the kid breakdown or start hurting himself and repeating the words they used to bully him. Forcing the bully to reflect on his actions, the damage it's causing, and to develop empathy. Then end the video with the bully interfering to stop the bullying, and taking the opportunity to start over and understand the kid.

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

You can tell how privileged Dhar Mann really is when his only definitions of "poor" are either: having an old tablet😢 or literally being homeless.

[@shadowwolf3098]

by that logic im poor because i own a 1984 commodore 64 and im 19 *sobs in being poor because my family was able to afford hardware not everyone has, or even wants* sobs in having a phone worth $600 we traded our last phone in for, instead of the latest phone that costs 1200. You dont need top of the line. Save money, save time, or you WILL become poor. he couldve flipped that video to be about people who overspend lacking money In fact im even lucky having a $600 phone, the one i had before was only worth $75 and id happily still be using it if the battery and screen werent going out, but that last phone got a good ~8 years of use, and i expect the one i have getting more use, having about 3 years already

[@miggle2784]

@@shadowwolf3098why did you write so many words about yourself on something that had nothing to do with you

[@benszone1879]

Exactly!

[@greentaigo2552]

And then he says there are no shortcuts to success like he didnt grow up well off lmao

[@petermmm42]

​@@shadowwolf3098fellow old computer guy?!?!

[@KrispieKloud]

“You could be nice to someone.. just because” This phrase was infinitely more effective than any Dhar Mann vid

[@windwaker407]

I mean it's more idealistic, yeah, but try telling that to any mean ass 14 year old and see how effective it is. If kids believes in 'be nice just because you should be nice', bullying straight up wouldn't be an issue in the first place

[@jeremyzapsmash]

The point is that in this universe, everyone bullies for anything. There's apparently no one that's nice just because they are. It's like everyone's inherently mean unless they are different. Kids watching that might feel like everyone actually bullies people inherently for everything and then feel more self conscious about being different.

[@sonicfanboy3375]

Dhar Mann doesn't understand what sympathy is

[@StqrryD3mon]

@@windwaker407the most common issue is the parents. if a kid is bullying, it’s because the parent isn’t doing their job. whether it be they’re abusive themselves or just straight up neglectful/too carefree.

[@windwaker407]

@@StqrryD3mon I mean, yeah, but not really relevant to what I was talking about

[@b4tmandy]

The kids chanting "Stuttering Steven" over and over sounded like they were trying to summon a sort of Bloody Mary type creature or something lmao

[@aeyakieduenas1331]

Might as well have drawn a demonic circle on their screen lol

[@lindy1846]

well he’s obviously moaning myrtle’s twin brother, stuttering steven. he hangs out in the girls bathroom

[@johnlennonade4712]

They are in a cult

[@MissDraiha]

Have you seen the Sixth Sense?

[@ochvpo3716]

@@lindy1846 LMAOOO

[@tannerparks6030]

I remember running for class president (it was just called student government but same thing) in elementary school and losing by an embarrassing amount to the guy that said he'd ban homework and give us an extra day off every week. Like most politicians, he never delivered on his promises and peed his pants while taking a test

[@franklinhuang]

Wow, they fell for that.

[@animasity8519]

man, I hate when politicians pee their pants while taking tests. really decreases voter efficacy :/

[@jaycleoo]

How tf would he ban hw for fcks sake. I got elected as a president and cried in front of my classmates and schoolmates because I didn't want to be a president lol I really tried my best to be as unenthusiastic as possible but still won I guess the people love the idea of art and dance festival week lol (I tried to propose about having limited hw per week but they refused so....)

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@jaycleoo lmao that also sounded like my childhood so that's why people stopped electing me the next year

[@ramsesbams]

i once got elected to the student council despite not even signing up for it :)

[@nategwright]

“But you’re Dhar Mann, everyone loves you!” - Dhar Mann writing his own script

[@RSG_TheMonster]

Not for long…

[@placeholder5877]

or "Yes, I love Dhar Man!"

[@clarasland9739]

Well, he probably just did it for the video

[@Beyond_Beyblade]

Nice profile picture love Urbosa

[@hanniballecter5383]

prince charming looking at his own reflection:

[@grammarnazi2979]

Update: the actors are on strike for being underpaid as the company grows

[@tiktok-mc2nq]

So ironic

[@luisshorts.]

What happend will SHOCK YOU

[@kindal5671]

man underpays workers, instantly regrets it

[@luisshorts.]

@@kindal5671 it will SHOCK YOU

[@rogue7723]

Yeah and Dhar Mann _certainly isn’t_ strapped for cash.

[@taichifujisaki6695]

I love how the kid's class is online due to social distancing and yet the teacher personally comes to his house without a mask on to tell his mother that her son's an idiot.

[@zhongxinawithmorechina4734]

man knows how to make a fake website to catch students cheating but still can't email a report card ......... next up ; microbiologist refuses to believe in covid vaccination

[@hyunestar]

@@zhongxinawithmorechina4734 lol

[@rahantalukder797]

@@zhongxinawithmorechina4734 instantly regrets it He gets covid and vaccinates

[@zhongxinawithmorechina4734]

@@rahantalukder797 " so you see , i had experienced covid and the vaccine really changed my life , like dhar mann to his fetus audience " --pendejo microbiologist

[@ashleyhk]

LOLOL

[@HyLion]

I love how the teacher came to his student's house to explain it while they were having online classes. Like, screw the lockdown, I gotta expose this kid IN PERSON.

[@whytho8856]

lmaooo true i didn't even notice that😭

[@sheenamanju8554]

Corona can wait , the teacher HAS to expose the kid.

[@udhavvarma7097]

I know, extremely stupid. Having online tests to prevent physical contact and then PERSONALLY handing over the results. 🤯

[@lucian5397]

Cancel culture and it’s consequences

[@alitwosheds]

i came to find this comment.. like and he printed out the test and graded it by hand as well lol

[@pahvi3]

I just love the casual narcissism with which Mann casts himself as the coolest celebrity and a hero who jovially bestows his gifts upon his fans

[@killme5630]

Yesss. It's so manipulative

[@lizzybach4254]

Omg, that's the biggest thing I've noticed. He's literally a narcissist.

[@femkefeenstra7754]

Narcissism, racism, ableism, Dhar Mann is doing it all.....

[@lizzybach4254]

@@femkefeenstra7754 Yep

[@cynthiabrooklyn7602]

The way you just referred to him as “Mann” is killing me for some reason😭

[@judyheller8814]

One problem with Dahr Mann is that he grew up wealthy and these videos are told from his point of view. That is why so many characters are rewarded financially for not being an AH to people. In everyone else's world that does not happen. Dhar Mann should hire writers to make these videos better instead of writing himself. These videos are made for children, but they are not good for children to watch. Children view the world in a black and white manner and adults should encourage them to think differently. Dhar Mann encourages kids to continue thinking in black and white good and evil type of way.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

"Dhar Mann should hire writers" Yeah, but will he pay them?

[@audreymeaplayz7201]

​@@SuperCosmicMutantSquidfr i mean he cant even pay his actors

[@baintreachas]

I grew up wealthy and was not rewarded financially for not being an AH to people, either. More for… being born

[@effbar2400]

​@@baintreachasyour poor baby.

[@baintreachas]

@@effbar2400 ?

[@ThatPazuzu]

The problem with our man is all his video's have the message: "don't be mean because later you might regret it." That's an awful message, imo. You shouldn't be cruel to people because it's morally wrong, not because you're afraid they might be a secret millionaire.

[@gamingworld9184]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6vQfZZsgb1sr5o

[@larissatom6910]

Agreed, they often boil down to $$$

[@pugduck1917]

I totally agree, it fosters a surface level cautionary attitude, caring for someone else just because you have skin in the game. This kind of stuff hurts the development of empathy because instead of teaching people to be kind for the sake of being kind, you have people learning to masquerade as nice just because they don't want to get in trouble.

[@kewuofthedownside]

Fr

[@dparag14]

This is from a website - "his video production company founded in 2018, creates positive content for social media often inspired by Mann's personal experiences of success and failure in business and using actors to portray real-life situations and life lessons.07-Apr-2021" What absolute shit.

[@thekaticorn99]

me: *has a disability but it starts with a different letter than my first name* dhar mann bully: *sweats nervously*

[@yoshisarethebomb]

Same LOL XD

[@Tuberex]

@@yoshisarethebomb I think almost every one who has a disability doesn't have his name start on the same letter

[@emilia4516]

Lmao

[@aperson6463]

Dhar Mann: SOUND THE ALARMS, WE GOT AN ODDBALL

[@Jayshreeusedtomakevidoes]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲

[@julknowl]

That math teacher really wasted his time making a fake website to catch kids cheating instead of reaching out to students personally. Petty af.

[@leentabanaj1883]

😂😂😂 LOL this comment made my day, thank you

[@AlbinoTuxedo]

I was thinking about that too! Why would he go through all the trouble of making a fake website to catch cheaters instead of like... I dunno doing his job and reaching out to the kids who seem to have issues with the subject? Also, it's a MATH test. How would he even know that he cheated on the test if the answers are literally always the same for everyone (provided you do the problems correctly, obviously). It would make way more sense if it was an English class, where you had to write an essay, that way plagiarism and cheating would be waaaaay more obvious

[@michaeltoastman]

@@AlbinoTuxedo I was thinking that either the cheating website had different answers so he could tell if someone cheated, or I figured the teacher was insane and somehow had the knowledge of how and lack of decency to set up a way for him to see the IP addresses of specific students who visit the site JUST so he could fail them, which considering that kid is like, 10, is probably illegal lmao

[@chandlertucker7843]

@@AlbinoTuxedo lmao

[@Emu19]

@@AlbinoTuxedo I'm pretty sure the answers are different on the website but correspond to the same questions. I had a teacher who set up a fake answers webpage just as a joke and didn't actually fail anyone. I think he was just curious who would actually go through that trouble to cheat instead of study the textbook. He had this test that was legit copy and pasted year after year(a pretty common thing at my school actually) so he never had to change the website, it was just the same exact questions, with incorrect answers. Assuming Dhar Mann videos run off SOME sort of logic it was probably that. But I wouldn't put it past a Dhar Mann character to set up an IP address reader-thing to go after his 10 year old students like Micheal Toastman suggested 😂 That is a great username.

[@StarkMaximum]

I'm glad Noah was in a wheelchair during a flashback with no dialogue, because the bullies would've had a hard time finding a rude name about being unable to walk to call him that began with N.

[@Pugkin5405]

No Stroll Noah

[@yuki97kira]

The bullies cant insult him. The rule of the bullies is to only insult in alliterations. Thats why they just clap

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Oh no💀

[@bezllama3325]

​@@Pugkin5405that's creative

[@hobobohemian]

No walking Noah

[@Thatcoolpersonjoel]

Can we just take a moment to acknowledge that little Michael took the time to find a fake website rather than just googling the answers and getting a definite correct response. Such a genius!

[@ourkhaby9500]

yeah google always has the answers to something unless if you're taking a hard test

[@zahrinalutfia8699]

*brainly website enter the chat

[@drankmanpls]

must’ve took hours as well because of how specific that website was

[@paigelovette8156]

LMAO.

[@tejasmurali9986]

Or using calculator

[@sabxzilla]

I love that the kids are going to online school, assumably for safety, but the teacher comes to the house maskless to share a physical copy of their test

[@bibsp3556]

that presumably they did digitally

[@elliflame13]

The teacher knew that boy cheated so he had to take the time to print out the tests, find where he lived, and then own him in front of his mom haha

[@sabxzilla]

@@elliflame13 right like dang my man is really committed to the academic integrity of 4th grade 😭

[@elliflame13]

@@sabxzilla haha he wanted to get back at him for never paying attention in class 😂

[@annatighe8629]

My mom’s boomer colleague literally did this. She taught math and was an anti-masker and when a test came up the first time she panicked and didn’t understand literally even how to attach the test to an email let alone digitize the Q&A. So she drove the tests around to each kid and made their parents come out and listen to her explain how to proctor the tests while she was maskless. (Edit: this is a small, religious school that chose to stay open unless known cases presented, and this was during one of the 2 week quarantines following an outbreak.)

[@alexgustavson4262]

"There are no short cuts to success" says Dhar Mann, a person who was born into a wealthy family and when that money wasn't enough stole $44000 from Oakland, California in 2012 and was only sentenced to 5 years probation. (He also did more, breaking campaign finance law)

[@Rejiiiiii]

he WHAT ??? Is this true or am I tripping??

[@toaster_boi]

@@Rejiiiiii ya prolly already googled it at this point but yeah homie lmao this is all true.

[@ibrahimmohsinali8590]

Dhar mann needs to be dhar manned

[@oryxarisu]

WHAT?!!

[@thegenevaconvention5623]

Don't forget that he sells pot

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

My biggest issue with "instantly regrets it" is that they NEVER instantly regret it. It takes days, sometimes years for the antagonist to regret anything!

[@Rawrthedragon6528]

finally someone said it it's madly annoying something actually instant would be putting a noodle cake in boiling water not mocking someone in kindergarden then struggling after college to see your victim cruising by in a rolls royce

[@heatsyncope2859]

Dharmann is actually millions of years old, so a couple of decades to him pass by like seconds.

[@Jking0005]

Sometimes they never regret it. Kids need to learn how to deal with an unjust outcome and keep living their lives. When there's nothing left that can be done, you have to find a way to move on and be a better person. It's a filthy world, and this happens a lot.

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

@@Jking0005 I agree, but you're not going to get that from Dhar Mann. That's an expectation he simply cannot meet.

[@beaniesketch]

i'm just confused why the teacher hand delivered his test inside his house, and without a mask or anything, which is the whole reason he was on a call and played video games instead of paying attention

[@julesbond1089]

That's what I was thinking too! The whole point they were learning online and the story has its comeuppance by the teacher ignoring lockdown.

[@ianr2002]

That's an easy one. Because the father isn't there 😏

[@firstnamelastname7708]

@@ianr2002 😆

[@isaiahthejet3274]

@@ianr2002 He may be getting an F but that mother is definitely getting a D

[@NawidN]

@@isaiahthejet3274 I would give this a like, but you said "defiantly".

[@bloodyneptune]

Cody Ko looks like he's trying _so_ hard not to bust out laughing the entire time, I love it

[@BrownCoatCaptn]

I need to watch the full episode 😂😂

[@FukaiKokoro]

Maybe drew wants to make a video with dar mahn and that’s why he made this video.

[@Starsalignnow]

This is obviously danny gonzales 🤨

[@lorettadunne210]

Not so fun fact: he was tortured into saying,"I'm sorry Mann".

[@meowtoz]

I though u said he looks like he wants to bust

[@JewishMacaroni]

I was hit by a car in high school. I missed most of a semester, was in a wheelchair for a while and used crutches for quite some time. Nobody treated me badly for it. In fact, my classmates went out of their way to help. Some of them (many of whom I barely knew) even visited me in the hospital. I also knew several disabled people who had similar experiences to me. I find these skits unrepresentative of how teenagers act towards their disabled peers. While I'm sure there are some nasty people who do bully the disabled, most people just want to help (at least, in my experience)

[@quicksilver4169]

that’s so sweet of them! that must have been terrible.:(

[@alisonpurgatory85]

I also find them rather reductive in their portrayal of the bullying itself. actual ableism and oppression is far more subtle and complex than just pointing and laughing at someone

[@alexjones8843]

This! I was on crutches during my senior year, due to a knee injury, and people went out of their way to help me out, and I wasn’t popular in the slightest. I was the weird ADHD kid with strange obsessions, but people would offer to carry my backpack for me, or grab my lunch tray, and one dude even carried me up the stairs for a class because I couldn’t get up with my crutches and the elevator key was only given to students in wheelchairs. Granted mine was an injury and I was on crutches so I had more mobility, but still. No one ever bullied me for being on crutches, people were actually a lot nicer to me, even though I wasn’t well known or well liked in my high school.

[@quicksilver4169]

@@alexjones8843 that’s super nice!

[@akiishitster1742]

Lol i remember there was a guy with dwarfism in lower class at my school and i once see him chilling with their friends smoking

[@_deeds_]

"Vote for Steven to end bullying." Soooooo... if Steven doesn't win, bullying is _allowed_ at the school?

[@bag.n]

I could read this in Drew's voice

[@Popgurliess]

How do you do your text like that with the allowed part?

[@emilyb.8219]

@@Popgurliess You put underscores _ on either side of what you want italicized, _ like this _ but without the spaces. To bold words, you put asterisks * on either side

[@Popgurliess]

@@emilyb.8219 Ok thanks

[@bezllama3325]

@@emilyb.8219 How did I never know this after being on KZbin for a decade lol I knew the asterisks one not the italics one

[@shepherdaaron9683]

“Jordan the Janitor” isn’t even an insult, it’s just his job title

[@bruhford3954]

One day...he would be tittle jordan joestar

[@siru47]

@@bruhford3954 ah yes a fellow jojo fan .

[@pumpkinspade6756]

exactly, its ilke saying something like "Darren the doctor" or "Lawrence the lawyer"

[@bruhford3954]

@@siru47 the main of part 9

[@LukeLikesToDraw]

@@pumpkinspade6756 Bob the Builder

[@matthewstueber2783]

As a retired middle school class president, no, we don’t do anything.

[@jakemoz_]

thank you for your service

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

lol is that a real thing

[@epicstuff7522]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro I watch ur videos. Love your channeI

[@graygh0st_257]

as a current middle school class president, no, we don't do anything

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

Only if you're a Bad one that has nothing to do or change... Literally Reformed my Entire school when I was one.... From School lunches, Uniform and Rule Changes, How to treat disruptive students and Rules for leaving School grounds, ect... I had so much Power...

[@charleslandry9850]

"Poordon" would have been a way better insult than "Goodwill Gordon."

[@mycatateit284]

i thought that goodwill gordon was a goody-two shoes kind of name lmao

[@JasonZakrajsek]

@Believe That Trying to sneak your beliefs on people isn’t a good way to get people to like your beliefs

[@bakai2066]

@@JasonZakrajsek He isn’t sharing beliefs, it’s just a story of Solomon. Calm down.

[@AHun-t]

@Believe That damn bro I turned my render distance up to max, and I can’t find who the fuck asked

[@charmizarrk]

They Like Playing The Alliteration Game

[@domeatown]

I'm glad my classmates and teachers were better at nicknames. They called me Bojangles, because I was a sad clown. Very clever. And actually now that I'm grown, I'm kinda proud of it and wish more people used it

[@bezllama3325]

Does that even count as bullying?

[@domeatown]

@@bezllama3325 lol I don't even know. I suppose it wasn't as malicious and I also identified with the sentiment. So, maybe not?

[@domeatown]

@@bezllama3325 at any rate, if someone's gonna do a nickname, at least do one that sort of slaps lmao

[@joegoodart6241]

I don’t think we talked enough about how that teacher made a fake website specifically to morally test kids and lure them into cheating.

[@opalishmoth8591]

Or the fact he showed up to the house with PRINTED OUT tests when they took the test online. Also given the zoom class, this takes place during social distancing. So the fact the teacher shows up at the house during PANDEMIC makes no sense. Well the fact a teacher showed up to a students home is inherently weird and kinda creepy

[@funnylittlecreature]

Seriously. Why is this teacher setting up his students to fail? What a shitty person.

[@morbidsearch]

There are worse reasons to create a website to lure children

[@SAP20092]

hes an ex CIA operative

[@MrsKaren-vf2vo]

Lure them into cheating? The kid lured himself by searching it up 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Random_Nobody]

As someone who has common knowledge of bullying, this is not how bullying works

[@emstink]

@@waleedowain5950 I didn't 😎

[@alexiscoruna141]

Yeah bullying is more complex tshn you imagined

[@diegos9204]

@@waleedowain5950 my school doesn’t have bullies, my old school doesn’t have bullies, and my schools from foreign country don’t have bullies. Basically, what I’m trying to tell you is that not everyone has bullies. And this guy does

[@Momo-ho4ef]

As someone who has been bullied I can agree

[@kkookkkoo2719]

Exactly! Bullying is more like physical and verbal abuse...I never stayed in class when there wasn't any teacher nor did I went to washroom if there were too much people I always stayed kinda away and alone with few friends but thankfully it didn't affect it mentally. I was like fuck them . they'll will suffer thier karma (and they did later )and now I'm very confident and good in studies 💝 so it does get better!

[@rjai5003]

Person A: *is a terrible person* Person B: “You should stop being a terrible person” Person A: *keeps being terrible but then gets some sort of comeuppance (possibly including a voiceover from Dhar Man himself) and gets told a speech about the moral including the words “so you see…”* Person A: “Thank you for teaching me this valuable lesson” *immediately stops being a terrible person* Dhar Man: *explains the moral again* That’s it. That’s every video

[@hippieduck]

_you don't need any psychologist giving you the tools to manage your unpleasant emotions or lack of control that you project onto others to feel better about yourself. you just need a new perspective; you're bad. stop it. be good._

[@Mama_Bear524]

Exactly. Which is why I got sick of watching his channel

[@christopherwilliams7845]

Don’t forget how all the nerd characters become millionaires in a year and have hot girlfriends and expensive cars

[@Oujouj426]

@@christopherwilliams7845 Because that is how to be happy in life, apparently, no other way. Maaaaybe the girl can be exchanged for a hot dude if Dhar Mann is feeling like patronising gay people that day.

[@-venomblustudios-7069]

@@hippieduck So basically : STOP THAT

[@Cbbartelt]

Cut to 2023 and Dhar Mann fires people for being Disabled, pays extremely low wages, only hires 1099 workers in order to avoid some labor laws and won’t meet with his actors to negotiate rates.

[@TheVolgun]

New video title suggestion - "Drew Gooden watched a Dhar Mann video, What happens next will INSTANTLY shock you."

[@milktea6676]

Bruh Also first furry

[@Schweppesale]

Hello person

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

@@Schweppesale hey guy

[@AsherLogan129]

“AND regret it.”

[@nataleigh8377]

*INSTANTLY*

[@legohead2731]

I want to see a Dhar Mann video where the setup is morally ambiguous but the lesson is still cut and dry. Like some guy has to sell drugs alongside his regular job because his grandma’s insulin prices increased, then he gets arrested and sent to jail for 20 years and the lesson is “crime doesn’t pay”

[@anxiouslycurly9081]

That sounds really good

[@owenogletree6374]

That sounds like a really good idea, which is exactly why he's probably never gonna do it.

[@bigorange4919]

kinda like breaking bad

[@malum9478]

the problem is that this lesson is wrong. the guy selling drugs for cash is unironically and unequivocally doing nothing wrong; the law does not equal justice.

[@weebyboi620]

Yeah I can see dhar Mann simping for mass incarceration

[@chasestudio2736]

The kids have better acting skills than the adults lmao.

[@deadcorpse69]

no, their acting skills is still cringey

[@EkardRimidalv]

It's better than the adults...but TBH it's still bad...

[@Oscar-hs6nl]

I wouldn't say it's bad. I wouldn't say it's great either. It's alright to me lol

[@hailmuse]

@@deadcorpse69 but kids have a better excuse to not act well. Adults have had years 💀

[@deadcorpse69]

@@hailmuse what's their excuse?what would it be?

[@ef4253]

Stuttering Steven, Noah the Nerd, Goodwill Gordon, Wheelchair Wendy, Homeless Heather, Jordan the Janitor … damn.. Mr Man really digs alliteration

[@KRmedfndllcARCwof81213]

He forgot Dr. Seuss ABC book that has alliteration...

[@KRmedfndllcARCwof81213]

They could have made the titles more positive...

[@mauviewauvie]

lucy the loser

[@mauviewauvie]

fred the freak

[@mauviewauvie]

carl the creep

[@nabihanasar3577]

"Man kills himself, lives to regret his decision"

[@theomacer3094]

Dhar Mann goes back in time, writes script for It's A Wonderful Life

[@EF-kk3vh]

@@theomacer3094 Dhar Mann sued for plagiarizing It’s A Wonderful Life, entire courthouse instantly regrets it

[@Yannisaudre99]

I laughed out loud 😂

[@tgcjackred7716]

Is he really going to LIVE to regret his decision

[@nabihanasar3577]

@@tgcjackred7716 well that was the point lol I was mocking the "lives to regret his decision" bit lmao

[@JackTheBusReacts]

that Zack and Cody game brought back so many memories

[@AxxLAfriku]

KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get vi*ws on my hilarious v*deos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear is

[@kendallsilver2607]

I'm only shocked to see that game is still up lmao

[@jl1111.]

Why did disney have to take them down? 😔

[@milktea6676]

Bruh Also first furry

[@matilda6851]

Same, I used to play that game religiously

[@CollidedUniverses]

Kid takes candy from stranger, *DOESN’T* live to regret it

[@Flome810]

Drew gooden attempts to expose dhar mann, doesn’t live to regret it because we hired an assassin to go after him.

[@CollidedUniverses]

@@Flome810 Thanks man, I was really low on customers lately

[@weegeebro9649]

So this could go one of to ways: he either enjoys... the thing... OR he gets candy. Really hoping he just gets candy

[@shaianna.1222]

He didn't live to regret it because karma killed him right after by having a candy truck fall on him

[@CollidedUniverses]

@@shaianna.1222 exact- wait what?

[@Jimmlad]

3:30 I like how the questions didn't even require that much studying beforehand, other than the knowledge of adding, subtracting, dividing and multiplying numbers. If he just used a calculator to cheat, Michael would've been fine.

[@souptikchakraborty2004]

He is a 8 year old who studied Algebra and Geometry with his 6 year old brother in the SAME class They only have ONE subject: Maths They only have ONE school They only have ONE Mr. Wilson in the entire internet They only have ONE GOD, ONE KING and ONE BODY: Dhar Mann And u expecting logic ? Bruhh

[@Pugkin5405]

​@@souptikchakraborty2004 They weren't. Kinda why it was pointed out

[@DocSwood]

"there are no shortcuts to success" wrote the multimillionaire recycling the same 5 stories over and over

[@anthonyp2883]

As corny and predictable as the videos are it’s still kinda entertaining

[@Juanmaligno]

@@anthonyp2883 if your 5? Like the videos are genuinely bad how do you actually enjoy it unironically?

[@Juanmaligno]

Omg wait your rich? I'm not racist now 😍

[@anthonyp2883]

@@Juanmaligno no enjoyable as in its funny to me. Like the acting and story line just makes me laugh which is enjoyable

[@annabethchase4582]

@@anthonyp2883 I agree! Also, I don’t know why that person was calling you a child when they literally can’t tell the difference between “your” and “you’re“ 😂

[@owene2530]

How did nobody talk to dhar offscreen like 'dude, isn't this kind of stupid? You're literally inventing your own scenario in which you are idolized'

[@fuenzou6528]

Money, lots of money.

[@mayapapaya02]

why would anyone ever say that to their boss lol

[@BritishTeaFGC]

Video creator surrounds himself with yes men, what happens next will shock you

[@personone1382]

not to mention his ableism and how inaccurately he portrays autistic kids in his recent videos-

[@femkefeenstra7754]

Since the storywriting in those videos is so lame and pathetic everytime, I'm afraid not...

[@TheStreamingEnderman]

My biggest complaint with Dhar Mann isn't the cheesy infomercial level acting. It isn't that bland "storyline". It isn't the predictable endings. It's the fact that he self-inserts himself into almost EVERY episode. AND he's ALWAYS getting the actors to compliment him in the story. HE WRITES THE SCRIPTS, so if the actors are saying: "Man, I love Dhar Mann, he's the best guy ever!" then that means HE WROTE THAT IN! He's an egotistical self-inflated fool.

[@CamilaRodriguez-qd6pi]

Narcissism after inventing Dhar Mann: 💵💵💵

[@toreadoress]

If Dhar Mann at some point comes clean and say that his videos are actually parody/satire I'll become an instant fan, because to this day I'm having doubt in my mind that this is actually a very well made satire and everything will make sense.

[@CamilaRodriguez-qd6pi]

@@toreadoress ooooooo ✨👁️👁️✨

[@fortysevensfortysevens1744]

dhar mann inflation

[@partylikeits1066]

@@toreadoress it's not really well made satire if there's nothing in it to indicate that it's satire and the point it's making is unclear. The cinema sins school of 'satire' lol

[@heckrum]

i find it so funny how the kids' middle school math final is just 3 questions, being a simple addition problem, a division word problem, and just straight up counting

[@sainteagle4426]

Cody Ko: already made fun of this guy, did an interview with him, became friends with him, made a video with him in which he co-starred, then started defending him against Dhar Mann's copycats on KZbin. Meanwhile, Drew: "I know I'm a few years late to the Dhar Mann party"

[@JeanPaulBeaubier]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain ig

[@saamsaam334]

uppp

[@demonsuckafucka6828]

It's kinda annoying that cody's defending him tbh, it's cool that he became his friend and all but dharmaan videos still are as stupid as ever

[@maxzink1805]

Duuuuuuude i was thinking the same thing 😤😤

[@milkeyway7105]

I'm really confused about that cody ko guy. I thought he has some common sense

[@ClockWorksb]

“There are no shortcuts to success” right after they reuse a shot lmao

[@user-or3dc8cy7v]

god that is so funny hahaa

[@logan5690]

time stamp?

[@ThatsTypical]

@@logan5690 comment got removed but the timestamp was 4:16

[@Nameless82284]

Me (who cheated through school and graduated): Am I a joke to you? Then again I'm currently unemployed, I guess it's true what people say, education doesn't equal success

[@urielrivera71]

😂

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

I disagree there are shortcuts to success like: -Having rich parents -Wealthy parents -Parents with significant monetary means and my favority -Parents that can aford spending a lot of money on you.

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

@@aisyahazam5949 what dimension are you from lol

[@DaltonHBrown]

my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.

[@CainSuzuko]

The joke here is that all 4 of the shortcuts to success are "rich parents"

[@dejjal8683]

Also parents that attended Ivy League schools, parents who own a company or a significant share of stocks of said company.

[@gaminevilmushroom7571]

Life hack Buy a gun and use that gun to rob someone

[@SharkTanksAnimation]

Honestly it is amazing on how dhar man is able to consistently pump out garbage without even trying

[@velocirshtr3756]

Those views are highly suspicious 🤨

[@SharkTanksAnimation]

@@velocirshtr3756 probably little children

[@angrynoodletwentyfive6463]

What kind of world does dhar mann think we live in? a kid bullying another kid who isin a wheelchair and the other kids laughing along instead of just booing? I my high school if somebody insulted our classmate who was in a wheelchair by calling him "Cerebral-Palsy Camden" I think the quarter back would have fucking dropped kicked him...

[@hamtaru]

the same world that teen tv show producers think we live in

[@badaboop2035]

yeah in real life most people dont stand for bs

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

I think most kids, even the bullies where I live, have even a bit of common sense that disabilities aren't supposed to be made fun of (unless it's mental ones because my old school was pretty shitty tbh)

[@L7vanmatre]

Depends on school/community. If absolutely no adults are around and there's mostly kids with parents who... Let's put it this way, have "mastered the craft of avoiding contact with your child whilst preserving their survival", lots of kids will absolutely jump in and hurt anyone they are able to, so long as the idea of getting away with it is plausible enough to them. Sometimes, there's no hero that's gonna step in and save the day for you. Sometimes, you're going to scream out for help to deaf ears. The right thing to do when those times happen, is so much more valuable of a lesson than "really, really hope for someone to fix everything for you". No, sometimes YOU need to fix your own problems. Any informational help to find the good solution sooner, can make a big difference to fixing your problems. This is my experience as a 9-year-addict who could've broken away in the first year if he knew what he knew now. As far as I've seen, Dhar Mann is some born-rich guy who decided he wanted a KZbin channel. Wealthy as him, it's easy to pay actors. It's easy to get formulaic, low-effort scripts written for you. All you need to do is think of a title that appeals to the lowest common denominator (everyone would love to imagine their oppressors instantly regretting their actions), and if you want, write yourself as the hero celebrity everyone loves, to save everyone's day. It's an investment that likely partially exists to make him feel better about himself. $70 shirts with kids thinking that people love Dhar Mann and they should too. That's likely a pretty solid return on that investment. Eh, pretty long post here, sorry about that. I've just had a lot of thoughts stewed up about this guy since I first found him, and I never really had any decent opportunity to talk about it. Thanks for reading if you did read through my ramblings. God bless.

[@everythingslayer_888]

If that had happened in my high school Cerebral Palsy Camden would have gotten down and fought somehow

[@trayivk]

He tries to break stereotypes, while literally stereotyping his characters

[@prig1557]

In his autism video, the video literally states that saying that someone has a disability is really offensive, when different ability is basically the same. Disability ain't a bad word.

[@Flash4ML]

How the hell does he try to break stereotypes lol

[@snakewithapen5489]

@@prig1557 Bruh what the fuck. I mean I guess I get the sentiment of saying someone has 'different ability' but like. That's just wrong. Disability is not a bad word at all- I have a mental disability and I know that because my brain just doesn't work the same as others or do everything right, and that's fine! If someone had to have a leg amputated they don't have a 'different ability' for walking.

[@prig1557]

@@snakewithapen5489 The mom in the video says that he has a "different ability" when the correct word is disability.

[@literally-defective]

@@prig1557 My mum once tried to call me differently abled. She did not try again.

[@michaelgraham9774]

Dhar Mann has constructed his own poorly acted world where he is a well received fountain of wisdom when in reality, he's the intellectual equivalent of a self centered child

[@emmanueluzo-nwosu1463]

And where is ur proof

[@michaelgraham9774]

@@emmanueluzo-nwosu1463 Bruh he literally writes himself into his stories as an educational figure that everybody loves and reveres and anytime someone says that he's not all that they automatically become the bad guy of the video.

[@emmanueluzo-nwosu1463]

@@michaelgraham9774 and how tell me explain

[@michaelgraham9774]

@@emmanueluzo-nwosu1463 I'm not going to spell it out for you anymore than I already have. If you still dont get it then you're not worth another moment of my time.

[@wubbers662]

@@emmanueluzo-nwosu1463 Well all the characters besides the bullies defend him and compliment him and is the ultimate God or celebrity

[@sarahhumphreys3980]

Dhar rips off actors. He instantly regrets it.

[@DustyHoney]

Mean nicknames in school are never as cutesy as “Stuttering Steven”.

[@viomarks]

it's almost always going to be a slur of some kind.

[@Coffeeisnecessarynowpepper]

Duncan Kaster was called Duncan Doughnut

[@fortnite7038]

My sister was called slutta, her name was Stella. She had a hicky or something so she was called that like all through 10-11 grade

[@DogsAreWar]

Yeah, generally I was “You fat fuck”

[@melancholymyth]

it would be more like “st-st-st-steven”

[@sarahmayo2421]

I feel like no one ever talks about the fact that Dhar Mann was accused of ponzi-like sketchy business practices back when he was a "ganjapreneur" and then he was convicted of committing fraud against the city of Oakland and essentially stealing like $44,000.

[@Ozone946]

GREEDY man commits TAX FRAUD and immediately REGRETS it

[@UmPlsEwNo]

@@Ozone946 -immediately- **INSTANTLY** REGRETS IT.

[@kartikadewi3270]

@@UmPlsEwNo you will not regret any mistake easily.

[@kartikadewi3270]

@@Ozone946 you won't regret what mistake you did from your family as fast as a run.

[@UmPlsEwNo]

@@kartikadewi3270 Did the joke seriously go over your head or what

[@jasonhorton]

I only learn things from a nice youtube man

[@milktea6676]

Bruh Also first furry

[@strawburrymilk195]

@TommyInnit 🅥 congrats on your 25 subscribers

[@sunside7]

He's the nice youtube man we need, but not the one we deserve.

[@Ok-lu8gx]

ok

[@dparag14]

He is the human shield, protecting us from crap content on KZbin.

[@ros9764]

I like how his response to making videos that have more hollow lessons than Dora the Explorer, instead of maybe hearing their response and trying to make his stories feel more human, he decides to just break the 4th wall by making himself a part of the lesson which makes it seem like he is even more delusional

[@souptikchakraborty2004]

I wouldnt agree I would say that Dora the Explorer actually teaches some lessons unlike Dhar mann

[@Alex-ve1og]

"There are no shortcuts to success" It's called being born rich, Dhar Mann, just like you were with your parents who own a large taxi company.

[@anotheronechompsthedust9618]

@@nocontextgonzalo its a bot, i think. Just report for spam everytime you see it in the comments.

[@Sugarman96]

Yeah, that's pretty funny coming from a guy who got handed the ultimate shortcut.

[@tochie-ugorji2021]

@@Sugarman96 How can you say that when Dhar Mann didn't choose who to be born to?

[@lilacgrace6025]

@@tochie-ugorji2021 Of course he didn’t choose to be born to a rich family, but him preaching about taking no shortcuts when he’s never needed to just makes him sound ignorant of others’ lives

[@awb7776]

also at one point he was a weed dealer and got arrested for fraud

[@avavore751]

dhar man radiates "your not depressed just talk to me" parent vibes

[@avavore751]

@TommyInnit 🅥 you okay?

[@mvlligrvbs]

@TommyInnit 🅥 >:(why u no rickroll me?

[@avavore751]

@Josh the Joshey Boii u okay?

[@avavore751]

@@johnxina1838 hahah frl

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

I mean, he already radiates "money can't buy you happiness all while buying another brand new car" type of vibe

[@Momo-ho4ef]

Idk I feel dhar Mann is the type of KZbinr to call constructive criticism "hate" just cause he probably thinks his videos are like the best on the platform just because they're "inspirational" 🤩

[@JoeMama-kj7bq]

Literally what he and Faze Rug did with Pewdiepie.

[@lizzybach4254]

His vids are more cringe than inspirational like what "inspiration" will you get from "Kid tells a lie, instantly regrets it".

[@shachelifernando]

he is that type of person

[@sillyjazgirl]

Wow. And Spin Master, the Canadian company who created PAW Patrol, are able to take constructive criticism. Just look at when they used to criticize Skye for being the only girl, they responded by adding Everest, Ella and Liberty. They also added a WIDE cast of supporting and minor females.

[@MrZakiaashraf]

This reminds me of how Thomas Astruc treats his fans ;-;

[@TheMGMfan]

Funny thing about 13:40: if you look at the Animal Crossing shirt, you can see the logo for New Leaf, which makes me believe that the staff barely knew anything about the series when they chose the shirts for this video. Keep in mind that the bullies call it *last year's* Animal Crossing shirt, so it’s clearly meant to be a New Horizons shirt, and they likely didn't know the name of any of the games, if they even knew that there were any other games besides the one that was really trendy the year prior.

[@MaverickVR88]

He’s bilingual and he’s extremely good at gaming he’s confident and a good liar he has a bright future ahead of him

[@timy9197]

And he knows that shortcuts are the key to success

[@weebybored]

Ik

[@pain-astd6786]

As a scammer

[@dianako3573]

who? this guy or dhar mann?

[@thegoldenshep]

@@dianako3573 Michael from the cheating on test video

[@harrisonho8934]

I feel like Dhar Mann is seeing himself as the new generation's Mr. Rogers or some wise being that solves problems or something. But whereas Mr. Rogers occasionally uses simple skits using puppets to demonstrate a scenario that involves a serious matter that kids have trouble understanding or is important for them to understand, Dhar Mann opts to come up with over-the-top scenarios that would likely NEVER happen, with over-the-top acting, and a lot of the time, flawed messages. Not to mention, he tries to insert himself in a lot of videos making himself seem like an almighty wise being, while Mr. Rogers genuinely valued his audience and took each moral he was trying to teach seriously, rather than advertise himself to make his show more popular.

[@Nameless82284]

Here's the thing, it turns out Dhar Mann had a tough life, and he was a fraud. Then he realized something "being mean isn't a good thing" and that's the proposed of these videos. Dhar Mann believes he just discovered something amazing. That's why he believes he's changing lives or why he sees himself as the best. When he's just teaching basic life lessons every little kid already knows. PBS KIDS does that with their cartoons, and you don't see the whole world treat it as if it were the greatest thing in existence, unlike Dhar Mann. Does he think he's changing lives with these basic life lessons? Then he's wrong none of this is necessary. Be Nice and Honest, yeah every PBS cartoon show already tells you that when you were 6 because your parents couldn't afford cable.

[@Site19Series]

At least mr rogers wasn’t self inserting himself into every episode or make him self a god or s tier celeberty.

[@mecrumbly429___4]

Thing is. It’s worse than redundant life lessons. These videos are just mindless exercises in self-righteous egojerking. “Oh hey, look what that guy did! HAHAHA!”. This kind of stuff rakes in tons of views from people who thing they’re better than everyone else, and they now also get to say they’re “learning important life lessons”, too, which is just bullshit. Kind of like those askreddit TTS videos about stupid people, but much, much worse.

[@Site19Series]

@@mecrumbly429___4 I’m pretty sure that if there isn’t a scene where dhar Mann merch is in the frame, a editor dies

[@Nameless-ln5mr]

Mr. Rogers just wanted to improve society while “being our neighbor”, and he tried his hardest to relate to everyone in his audience, child and adult alike. He was also an extremely humble man, and he was so kind, that the amount of times he got angry can be counted on one hand. Once when he got a parking ticket (but he talked about it with his audience to help cool off), The whole Burger King merchandising incident, and (my personal favorite) when, get this, the KKK impersonated his voice over the phone to spread their beliefs. To this day, we admire how he was one of the best human beings to ever step foot on this planet, if not the universe, as someone who just wanted to make the world he lived in a better place. DM? A guy who constantly spews crappy content, and uses the fact that he’s trying to preach good messages as a way to shame anyone who speaks ill of his videos. He even included the line “You’re DM! Everyone loves you!” in one of his videos. His videos have terrible execution, every situation is too black and white to be believable, subtlety doesn’t seem to exist, and they seem to keep shilling PS5s. As of now, he’s a laughingstock amongst people who can tell how poor the quality of his content is.

[@emoahh11]

Next up on Dhar womann: “Guy inhales, what happens next will SHOCK you” And “guy instantly regrets, INSTANTLY regrets it”

[@logat1847]

💀

[@awkwardhamster8541]

“ Kid steals a candy from the shop and gets beaten up by his parents , Instantly regrets it ”

[@Itz2wice]

Dhar woman lmao

[@Hellothere-ky4jr]

@@awkwardhamster8541 lol-

[@awkwardhamster8541]

@Cool guy I had a dog that was with me for 7 years .. but just last year ... I lost it and it never came back 😭... Now I have a new dog tho...but I will never forget about my old dog (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

[@kaboomgamer333]

there was one video of a kid being afraid to show a bad report card to his mom (to the point where he forged his signature). once the mom found out, she went absoultley nuts, NOBODY came to resolve the situation, and it made me feel bad for the person that was supposed to be in the wrong. there was another video with a very similar premise 2 years before the other one made by dhar mann that was basically the same thing (but without forgery and a bit of a different setup), but at the end someone ACTUALLY came and resolved the situation. i feel like his channel has devolved over time

[@1mBilly]

"a gamer and a liar? Now his perfect for faze clan" Jeez Drew, take it easy. lmao

[@patrickbateman3799]

danny*

[@salis-salis]

2nd funniest thing Drew ever said ;) edit: no edit

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

*liar

[@1mBilly]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 sorry, my bad.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@1mBilly nah, no need to apologize. In fact, I'm probably the jerk here... going around correcting people's spelling. It's a habit I can't seem to break 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@alexakemp9283]

I want to know why Dhar Mann thought using a wheelchair girl as a target for bullying, like who has ever bullied someone for not being able to walk. Literally, if you were in a wheelchair in middle school you were the center of attention for the entirety of your injury because every kid wanted to push you around in it.

[@akshaykarthick7822]

Yeah, everybody just wants to have fun in school ... I have never experienced any kinda bullying in school like at point blank range shown in his video ... If you are going to do something, why not do it correctly ?

[@alexakemp9283]

@@akshaykarthick7822 I actually was bullied as a kid in elementary school. Its also totally different as a girl to get bullied because they were my friends until they started to tell me that I didn't eat enough or how my clothes weren't cool and just small things that over time hurt me more

[@akshaykarthick7822]

@@alexakemp9283 i am sorry to hear this ... But this is what I am talking about ! No one bullies at point blank range, like shouting "nerd" ; atleast not in India afaik . Everything in his videos are fake scenarios and usually end up with "font do something because he might either be rich or you might need his help later"

[@alexakemp9283]

@@akshaykarthick7822 its all good they weren't ever my friends for long and it makes you tougher. Gives you a better perspective on life sometimes too

[@dogwater6094]

I have Cerebral palsy and I'm left out of stuff that most people do

[@yellobb3848]

Some teachers will actually pull the “I put the wrong answer online” thing. At my school, the professor put an impossible to answer question on a test where the “answer” was on quizlet. Everyone who got it right failed and got a conduct referral. Like I get the need for academic integrity, but something like that feels incredibly cruel. I think it was multiple choice iirc, so what happens to people who just,,, guessed that answer?

[@KittenCece]

Lawful evil at play

[@sluggmom]

It's not like once you graduate you have to work in a bubble. The real world requires collaboration and research. This professor just wanted a "gotcha" for people who were willing to seek out help.

[@lunareclipse3692]

Quizlet isn't even cheating

[@smolshay]

College professors will straight up put the entirety of tests on Quizlet, answers and all, and give you practice packets that are the same final you'll take, just with the answers switched and be like, "Final is due by midnight on Friday. Have fun or whatever."

[@commentbot9510]

I remember my biology teacher saying something about asking the Wikipedia mods for permission to change the page of a Wikipedia page temporarily so that it gives the wrong answers

[@espeond6704]

Man throws TOASTER in BATHTUB, what happens next is SHOCKING

[@peterwilliams8524]

That teacher literally leaked his final exam to the internet. And he tricked his students into cheating. I don't think you're allowed to do that. Edit: Apparently a lot of people don't agree with my point here. I feel like a teacher's job is to teach their students, not to try and weed out the morally impure. This guy completely misses the point of being a teacher.

[@bruhford3954]

Tbh it sounds fucking illegal, is like a man became a police after being a robber So he can just trick the cops to not arrested him

[@Nameless82284]

@@bruhford3954 Right, and how would he know if they did cheated, what if it was just a coincidence they just happened to pick those exact answers. *Teacher sweating nervously*

[@bruhford3954]

@@Nameless82284 in dhar man world, Teachers has ability to predicted everything and seemingly make shitty excuses

[@chrisbyerly]

That shit’s entrapment

[@chrisbyerly]

That shit’s entrapment

[@commandrogyne]

'wheelchair wendy' is such a funny insult to call a disabled person like. Yeah? Its the same as calling a redhead red haired rhonda or something. When kids wanted to make fun of me for being disabled they usually go for slurs, not alliterative descriptors of my physical appearance

[@spangebred328]

Dharr mann is from the troom troom universe

[@OyVeey]

it sounds like a nickname Trump would come up with lmao

[@emerz3530]

LMAO absolutely. Like, bitches ain't out her calling me Autism Alyssa they just call me the r slur and move on.

[@cleo5090]

woulda been funnier to call her walking wendy anyways

[@Emu19]

Imagine calling someone Ear Elisa, or Finger Nail Frankie. Belly Button Billy 😂😂

[@cason3547]

KZbin will permanently delete smaller channels for “repetitive content” yet Dhar Mann exists and writes and publishes the same video 3 times a week lmao

[@somethingelse9228]

yeah, his content has become highly simplistic and repetitive. that's why I stopped watching him like 2 years ago.

[@Carbine64]

@@somethingelse9228 did you have a period where you enjoyed his videos?

[@somethingelse9228]

@@Carbine64 Yeah, but it quickly got cringey

[@idontneedaname318]

I had no idea KZbin did that

[@chrism45]

Do they really? lifehack channels literally repost the same thing to 5 channels owned by the same network all the time and they get millions of views

[@AstraVex]

Dhar Mann - "There are no shortcuts to success!" Dhar Mann - Charged with thirteen felony counts of fraud for allegedly defrauding a city beautification program while operating his real estate company and renting luxury cars.

[@markosmywords9202]

Guy commits thirteen felony counts of fraud; INSTANTLY REGRETS IT

[@benji3887]

"There are no shortcuts to success" easily the biggest fucking lie I've ever heard in the history of the universe.

[@fart63]

Success shortcut #1: be born to an already rich family that can pay for everything you need to be even wealthier

[@ethansloan]

"There are no shortcuts to success" is just a smart lie that the successful spread to make sure everybody just implicitly accept that they didn't take any shortcuts and totally deserve all of their success. After all, if they'd taken a shortcut, they wouldn't have success. Right?

[@cadyheron9951]

it’s basically a repackaged “pick yourself up by your bootstraps”

[@NihongoWakannai]

@@ethansloan "I just worked hard and followed my dreams! The large loans from my family and paying workers under the table for below minimum wage and evading taxes had nothing to do with it!"

[@e_intelligence2487]

@Joshua Roehl That song sounded good in the first 16 seconds but when the lyrics came on it was like I experienced ear rape

[@marciturani6416]

Wait, Michael had online classes, because of a pandemic... So why is the teacher showing up at his doorstep?

[@flyingman2633]

Yeah wtf, and if it was online why wouldn't he just use the in-built calculator or just ask his brother to help lol.

[@CL4SSYxCAS]

Wait that makes no sense

[@6ajz]

Yeah

[@silashurd3597]

Because they have to expose the kid to

[@the0ne809]

Best part he took the test online and somehow the teacher had a piece of paper the the answers written lol

[@prof.dexample6238]

I like to imagine in the dhar man universe if you do anything dhar man has a gripe with you instantly regret it. Like "Man eats tuna sandwich in public, instantly regrets it" and he gets hit by a train. "Don't you see, all that omega 3 and bad smell will distract you from oncoming trains"

[@sophieschroer42]

A few questions: If that kid took his math test online, why did the teacher have a physical copy of their exams? why did their teacher come to their house to deliver their tests? How did the teacher prove he cheated if he got all the questions correct?

[@Nameless82284]

He didn't, he just guessed

[@emmanueluzo-nwosu1463]

Question was at random compare to the exam

[@tweetytang6511]

We have to imagine that the teacher for some god awful reason copied out the online answers onto paper and then broke lockdown rules to roast this kid. The cheating part is probably the website having fake answers but it is all contrived as hell.

[@Mariokemon]

the correct answers on the website were wrong.

[@vinnyart92]

The answers according to the website weren't the actual correct answers, as for the other things I have no clue

[@drvissie]

“There are no shortcuts to success”. People who were born rich: “well i don’t know about that”.

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

but hey can you imagine how difficult it must be to become from son of ceo to a ceo /s

[@tomhappening]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro I watch ur videos. Love your channeI

[@please_im_a_staaar]

Yep. Bill Gates is often credited as being self-made when in reality he had a rich mom who was a president of non-profit organizations and worked with CEO of IBM which she used to promote her son's projects so he would become successful. Nepotism.

[@candylove49]

@@please_im_a_staaar Exactly, there are people who have advantages and a leg up. His videos lack nuance and reality.

[@please_im_a_staaar]

@@candylove49 I think this guy also just doesn't understand how capitalism works.

[@mitchc9167]

You didn't mention it, but the 'Wheelchair Wendy' video was actually slammed by the disabled community. Perfectly understandable, considering none of the actors were disabled and Noah's comment 'I know what it's like' are generally no-go's from activists. The backlash was so severe, that it's the only time Dhar actually took down a video from what I know (although it was later reinstated with a disclaimer). Wish he could've taken down the rest of his channel.

[@LukeLikesToDraw]

iirc after he deleted the video, I believed he asked his audience in his community post if he could put the video back up if he put a disclaimer on. I don’t know if I’m just really cynical, but I feel like he was trying to get the video back up just to make some money, not cause he actually cares about the disabled community.

[@1th_to_comment.]

@@LukeLikesToDraw considering his history of fraud, I'm guessing it's about the money.

[@mitchc9167]

@@flysoup3607 Tell that to the many disabled actors who struggle to find work because they can only perform certain roles, which are taken up by able bodied actors. Remember the controversy surrounding the film, Music (2021)? If it's unacceptable to have a white actor play a person of colour, then is it alright to use 'cripface'? Also a quick google search based on the video credits would show you that the actress wasn't disabled. Even the disclaimer on the reinstated video says that they will 'strive to always hire actors from the communities that [they] try to represent', alluding to the fact that this wasn't the case. And can you elaborate on how 'I know what it's like' is perfectly alright?

[@echo_is_probably_sleeping]

I think in videos like that one, during writing they seem to underestimate disabled people. Although I'm not disabled, I've watched videos where real disabled people talk about their disabilities, and I think in Dhar Mann videos they fail to put in the way how disabled people come up with multitudes of ways to work around their disability to make their lives easier.

[@MechaShadowV2]

@@mitchc9167 I honestly don't know whats wrong with the "I know what it's like", I get it used on me all the time.

[@willyom4661]

I always used to have an irrational fear that someone would make fake quizlets and have all the textbook answers wrong in them on purpose just to screw people over on their homework

[@wizgi7201]

The worst part about dhar mann videos is no one has basic empathy, only sympathy

[@saddo7694]

That is a cursed picture of polnareff. What is going on with his tongue 💀

[@idontneedaname318]

I think you mean no one has sympathy, not empathy

[@jordanetherington1922]

Also the only reason to care about people is that you might get in trouble or they might be able to hold power over you

[@notusingmyrealnameanymorex5533]

@@EmilyKinnynope, it’s the other way around, the original comment was wrong and the one that you replied to was right. with all due respect, google is free…loud and wrong😬

[@Catamongods]

@@EmilyKinny ​How can you and so many people have it the complete opposite...? Sympathy is commonly considered more superficial, akin to pity, so it's often gatekept like "you don't know what I'm going through!". As such sympathy has a more negative connotation than empathy, even though having sympathy is the sign of caring for others more comprehensively, of being more caring than having empathy alone (or having neither).

[@RosalindPeters]

The most offensive part of all of this is that they went with “Goodwill Gordon” and not “Poor-don.” I was never a bully but sometimes I feel I missed my calling

[@hollyingrams5653]

It's never too late to chase your dreams! I believe in you!!

[@vishalj2021]

Perhaps be a comedian and make puns about people you disagree with

[@randomraisins7954]

You are one funny person!

[@Tw0Dots]

Never say never!

[@Aqnepo]

The World is behind you! Go forth with confidence!

[@Faeesser]

As a teacher myself, I sometimes fake taking phone calls just to step outside for a moment.

[@Flome810]

What a great teacher

[@acciomegapint2373]

i wish i was one of your students. i would get straight A's after reading this about you.

[@govenormayor87]

@♡︎𝚔𝕚𝐭𝑧☁︎ There’s a small chance that this is your old math teacher from kindergarten

[@ArturGlass.C]

Are you one of my old teacher ? Because I fucking knew my english teacher faked those call 8 years ago. She always had her phone in hands beforehand. I bet SHE is the one who made those calls.

[@alexglase765]

Assuming you’re a middle school teacher? Understandable

[@kiyoshiitake]

The teacher is such a confusing and funny character. He makes fake cheating websites instead of helping kids with their work and if anyone uses that website he comes to expose the kids IN PERSON.

[@erroneousfax9351]

I love how the mom says “There are no shortcuts to success” immediately after they used the exact same reaction shot twice

[@ilikecurry2345]

And that's not even the most hypocritical thing - Dhar himself was born rich, stole $44,000 once, and probably committed other violations of financial gobble-di-gook.

[@cheese8771]

That's funny

[@livingcheese2910]

Or how every video has the exact same title with a crazy formulaic script that perfectly feeds the YT algorithm.

[@mediocrecreampuff3847]

I cheated a little through online school and i can say with almost absolute certainty that the teachers dont really care that much. Certainly not enough to make an entire website in order to trip up one kid.

[@theomacer3094]

Back in my day we went to REAL school and let me tell you, the teachers didn't really care that much

[@themagicalllama8514]

Teachers only care if it's super obvious you cheated, mainly if it's from another kids paper. Using online sources, they tend not to care.

[@drprinterink3133]

dude my ap physics teacher legit told us that since they cant tell if youre using a different device while taking the ap exam that we may as well have our notes out or use google lol

[@themagicalllama8514]

@@drprinterink3133 That's how my econ teacher was.

[@Lucien_M]

@@theomacer3094 it's been 1 1/2 years, I don't think people have forgotten school

[@KrazyKirby15]

Dhar Mann is the epitomy of "and everyone clapped"

[@maddisonjohnson4308]

Wow. You put it to words.

[@streetwatcher_]

yes but dear god these are hilariously bad

[@mollykircher3104]

YES

[@genericusername4996]

omg someone on trash taste said that

[@CHUCKSCHUMACHER]

"she's a woman she doesn't know anything about cars." "she's a woman she doesn't know anything about cars." "she's a woman she doesn't know anything about cars." "I actually know a lot about cars" "You're fired!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@internetshaquille]

Ha ha everybody point and laugh at Left-Hand-Two Can’t-Cook Drew

[@sawlty-suite5131]

Ah daddy Shaq.

[@BigJawn69]

Hi Shaq

[@TheLizard199]

Ah yes other favorite creator

[@sudzyfrog]

I’ve read this like 10 times and I don’t understand it

[@bigdipper8572]

Hahaha

[@jessicamw5410]

"Never judge a book by its cover." - Literally every Dhar Mann video

[@Plunkcown]

Always judge a Dhar Mann video by its thumbnail

[@YashaVatrushka]

unless the cover turns into hot and rich as a reward from accepting to be poor and ugly for a while

[@kate434]

And “What goes around comes around” lmao

[@sunside7]

He's the exception to the rule...

[@kriswillman2779]

Also "don't be racist because they might be rich"

[@badusernam]

Another problem is the bully is always extremely blunt about everything and no subtle gaslighying tactics are used like most bullying in the real world

[@RisingSunfish]

I was gonna say "you have no friends" is actually devastatingly effective despite being the first item in the Basic Bully Starter Pack, but now that you mention it it's more about the psychological effect over time than just "bully yell it and everyone laugh and throw spitball and teacher no do job ☹☹☹" I don't think it's a surprise to anyone watching this that these cartoonish depictions of bullying aren't teaching anyone anything, but I think there is an understated harm in the stereotype being *so* ubiquitous that real bullies can kind of get away with being that awful, because nobody would just relentlessly pick on another kid and needle their worst insecurities every single day for no apparent reason, right? That's only in Disney Channel shows and those hokey Dhar Man videos!

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

oh fr, while I don't like using extreme terminologies when it comes to what type of bullying that real life bullies do, it's mostly a ton of backstabbing, gaslighting, and manipulation/coercion, as well as tons of racism, ableism, sexism, and homophobia. At worst it can get either s*xual or physical.

[@badusernam]

@@worstusernameintheworld9871 when i was in middleschool i had several people i didnt know act like they knew me and were nice to me up until they turned around and laughed to their friends. That shit gives you trust issues

[@stevensteviepryde5888]

Nice video, Drew the Dweeb! *Middle schoolers laugh*

[@josephthestar5588]

Dhar Mann was actually close to some insightful social commentary when the kid said cheating is the only way people succeed in life.

[@hadacooldream]

incredibly close to being based

[@alisonpurgatory85]

I'm autistic and got bullied for it in school. A few things to note about that: no one (including me) knew for sure that I was autistic and could put that word to it. The bullying wasn't kids going HAHA LOOK ITS AUTISTIC ALISON. No. They made fun of behaviors that are common to autistic people that I and other kids displayed, mocked our verbal and physical tics with insulting impersonations, said certain things to purposely trigger us and laugh at the reactions while making us look like the wild ones. The bullies almost never got in trouble- they knew how to fly under the radar. I, on the other hand, got in trouble a lot for lashing out and fighting back. See, actual bullying and oppression is far, far more complex and subtle than the straightforward way its depicted in these videos, and when it is exposed, authority figures rarely do anything to really address the situation even when they can. That's why they're harmful. They feed kids (who are actually pretty smart, more than they're given credit for) an insultingly basic fantasy that never manifests, and lies to them, and in the universe of Dhar Mann, no one sticks up for themselves- they wait until some authority or peer sticks up FOR them. Given that the biggest oppressors in many kids lives are their own family, um, not exactly a good thing to foster. Kids should be taught how to identify less obvious threats, how to navigate oppression, what abuse looks like, etc. The fact that he's profiting off of this carrot on stick shit and is not being called out for it by people like yourself, Drew, who basically give him free advertising, and then Cody goes and is in one of his videos, is really disappointing. Also there's a lot of misogyny in his videos, especially in the 'gold digger' series- Tara Mooknee has a good video on that, look her up. Its less obvious in the school ones but its still there. Like the girl running for class president, 'haha girl superficial only care about pretty' shit

[@Error_code_1001]

Dang this is a big comment

[@thatalchemistlady]

Hi. First I wanna say that I carry the weigh of many years of school trauma too - and that I go to therapy because of it. I was also mocked for having a pinpointed physical (and anxious) behavior and for being emotionally vulnerable. On the second hand, I don't think Drew is giving him free promotion - free promo would be him not critizing him at all. And Drew knows (and he said it on the video) that these situations are ridiculous. On the other hand, Cody made fun of him for an entire video - he's also not promoting him. He just went there in the most ironic way possible, because that's the way he handles humor. We all know that bullying is a situation in which we, the victims, never get to the winning side. I don't read these commentary videos as promotions at all - and I don't think you should either. It's straightforward said on the video, and also implied, that he thinks these are very overlysimplified situations and that 'Dhar Mann' is just a stupid egotistical fuck.

[@kylaprice5553]

@@Error_code_1001 I know we got to know this person's life story

[@giovannaputhumana8460]

We need more people like you. I like your perspective. Thank you, Alison. Thank you for this comment.

[@evanismakingmusic]

You guys should be directing the dhar Mann videos

[@sensitivedesensitivity7349]

“Back in middle school, I used to have no friends at all” Then, he adopted the sigma grindset

[@josie3221]

Women hate him! See how this young failson has turned the sigma grindset industry upside down! (What happens next will shock you!)

[@littlemanuell]

This is a certified Atrioc “Glizzy hands” Ewing

[@ayyyayay]

sigma mindsets: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGbMXpahqaiHmJY

[@Chloelol]

@@littlemanuell Atrioc "The Ghost" "Glizzy Hands" "Sarah" "Brandon Ewing Patrick" "Arrested for drinking water" moment.

[@P4rz1va1]

I love how the kid takes off his "gaming" headset to speak to his teacher. Those things have mics on them. It's perfectly reasonable to use them in class.

[@RaginRatCage]

Drew literally seems like “that kid who only eats garlic bread”

[@empac8631]

So Scott Pilgrim?

[@internettraveler8666]

@@empac8631 bread makes you fat?

[@un.earthed9]

Hahahahahahaha fuck

[@alexismichelle6330]

Or the kid who always mixes Mayo and ketchup in huge disgusting globs

[@alexismichelle6330]

@@internettraveler8666 BrEaD mAkES yOuU fAT? 😂

[@samanthamargerum8879]

My favorite part is how he has to name the characters something that starts with the same letter as the thing they’re bullied for to make sure the mean nickname has that snappy alliteration. Like if wheelchair Wendy were named Bernice it just wouldn’t hit the same.

[@tamcon72]

The characters are Old Maid playing cards. It's all so bizarre.

[@lukecona2749]

Why Bernice?

[@Treewithmultiplecolors]

They would’ve called her bent leg Bernice if that was the case

[@insertreferencehere.8066]

Broke leg Bernice.

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

​@@lukecona2749because it sounds nothing like wheelchair

[@ColeDaNerd]

I love how the dhar mann universe is so centered around him to a point where its impossible to believe

[@morgue.n444]

I’m convinced this guy never went to public school, like that wheelchair video was so unrealistic. Whenever someone got an injury they were like the most popular kid at school. Everyone was so sympathetic and wanted to help and wanted to sign their cast etc.

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

And if you were just a normal kid or least popular. You got a choice of Still being ignored (not the best but its okay) Maybe making one friend out of the situation (good) Or being called slurs! (Bad)

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

As ridiculously awful as kids can be even they have limits and the universal one is don't mess with the kid in the wheelchair. At most kids might be uncomfortable around them depending on age or try too hard to help them but if anyone harassed that girl the bully might end up in a wheelchair cause everyone is gonna body them.

[@LynnAgain83]

@@elvingearmasterirma7241 So true. I was the normal kid who only had 1 or 2 close friends even then I hated school because of my crippling anxiety.

[@LynnAgain83]

@@ThexDynastxQueen yep

[@greciabarraza4986]

I mean, it would not surprise me bullying against disabled does exist but in my school, the special needs kids were never bullied. The only incident I remember it was of this girl that had the learning capacity If like a 6 year old (we were in high school) and a girl did a sleepover but did not invite her. She told everybody not to tell her but it was for her not to get her feelings hurt. Other than that everybody was very nice to her, she didn’t have friends to sit with at lunch so I would often find her at the library and I would hang out with her for a bit. There was a girl in an electric wheel chair and she would often give rides to people because she had a platform on the back, my middle school bullies (yes, I was bullied) would pick on me often but they would be super nice to a girl that he Down syndrome. I had the mental capacity to not take it to heart and it was actually very nice to see them be companionate and befriend that particular girl.