The Worst Way to Get Medical Marijuana - Key & Peele

This guy is really bad at procuring medical marijuana.
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[@MattRosvideos]

Damn this is more complicated than actually doing a drug deal

[@scottanos9981]

Or going to California to get it

[@MattRosvideos]

@@scottanos9981 Agreed

[@thagodwecreate5179]

All you need is $$$

[@yuurr6380]

its not that complicated, most of the time 💀

[@kurohyuki5912]

It is a drug deal

[@devinh5103]

I like how determined the doctor was to get this guy that weed though

[@ianrjm969]

Respect 👊🏻

[@merakixgokottatv]

😭😭😂😂

[@bigchungus7720]

0:10

[@Kychandra854]

😂😂😂

[@crispinhandly6159]

That's how they really are lol.

[@MrMighty147]

His mistake was to get high *before* he went into the doctors office.

[@ThreeWhiteSoldiers]

because he was high.. on potenuse

[@imeldomarcos4126]

Lol.....

[@africaart]

Too high to get the clues the doctor was giving

[@Xfade81]

@@africaart You don't say :o

[@Karim-sh8pu]

@@africaart thats deep analyzing bro

[@TrappedinaBrain]

I love that he says schizophrenia when cannabis is the last thing you'd be prescribed for that

[@Seisoks]

Actually cannabis help me with schizophrenia. To cool me down without diazepen and help me sleep.

[@unlimitedbread3723]

@@Seisoks IT SEES YOU IT SEES YOU IT SEES YOU DONT MAKE IT OBVIOUS YOU KNOW ITS THERE IT SEES YOU

[@Webby104]

@@Seisoks Who are you talking to??

[@ClassicMist360]

​@@unlimitedbread3723 yeah that's actually not funny at all as you could've actually caused physical harm in that person's life or people around him.

[@kenobi-hi7qz]

@@Seisoks do you see demons? It may not be your mind playing tricks those could actually be DEMONS

[@deversandbello]

the fact that Badger is in the sketch makes it a million times better

[@iamthefuss934]

I was just like wtf. Lol his voice is so distinct

[@Nonamemannn]

Bruh and he has such credibility too with this type of stuff😂😂

[@ranchangfu]

where is he from? I feel like I've seen him before but can't remember where.

[@steeltabletop7404]

I don't know, he joined NCIS after all that crime stuff. Could be a trap.

[@deversandbello]

@@ranchangfu he is originally from Breaking Bad, one of Jessie’s delinquent friends. Badger was super important in Jessie and Walt finding their caravan, which they notoriously cook in for close to 2 seasons. Badger ends up in El Camino where he helps assist Jessie in that narrative (in case you haven’t seen it)

[@MrScientific]

Why is the doctor giving him Marijuana when he's already high on potenuse!

[@ifyouwantoreplyjustclickth5063]

😐😐😐😐😐

[@NishaLarein]

😭🤣

[@NishaLarein]

@@ifyouwantoreplyjustclickth5063 you must not get it lol

[@traceyturner9428]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rebeccadurodola7566]

When the president came to his class 😭😭😭

[@Blackcain]

For a dude who's not quite there he sure knows his medical terminologies

[@moonman2022]

People who aren't quite there often have a rich vocabulary of jargon pertaining to a very specific context. That's why their thetans don't synergize.

[@big-vsongput3127]

@@moonman2022 r/KamikazeByWords

[@darxider666]

@@moonman2022 You know that a thetan meter just measures the electrical resistance of the body, right?

[@CorvusCorone68]

@@darxider666 and also you might wanna specify that to the general public, that is to say non-Scientologists, thetans are a non-issue

[@3ric6969]

@@darxider666 maybe he's also not quite there himself 😆

[@rileygalvin2]

“You don’t have schizophrenia!” “Yes you do.” 😂😂😂

[@alejandrosool]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@ijaimambula1735]

Funniest part lmao ,and the face expression when he says it😂😂😂

[@HaLucha0]

That part had me dead 😂😂💀

[@aze77]

yes, the funniest😂 I was ROFL at that.

[@marcelskyy6631]

Ironically, marijuana can actually make schizophrenia worse

[@Mr.BigNate]

Me trying to help my students figure out the right answer on their classwork without actually telling them.

[@l0sts0ul89]

How did Julie's Ceaser die?: diabetes

[@lynnspring2378]

This is a perfect comment

[@ariasijiali1689]

In this one he actually just directly tells him what to say but he doesn't get it lol

[@Sin_Of_Greed]

I don't think, that is the right way to teach your students though.

[@bladerj]

you slap them too ? its very effective but my principal fired me

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

lol scurvy, you going to get prescribed a sack of oranges

[@athirstyguy]

A sack o' dese NUTS!

[@AlchemistOfHecate]

Or rum. Good Ol' Jamaican Rum.

[@chrisserrific]

@@AlchemistOfHecate there's vitamin c in rum?

[@HunterTN]

There have been people who've gotten scurvy from eating only ramen for months on end. There's enough vitamin C in a packet of ketchup to prevent scurvy for a long period and they couldn't manage that.

[@sinoroman]

is weed a fruit?

[@aceiv271]

Surprised badger did not recommend some of heisenburgs blue crystal.

[@beck1873]

@@SubhanArchived same lol

[@sanixgamez2347]

Eyyy breaking bad fan

[@kimsam6433]

HAHAHAHAHA I was looking for this comment

[@Mattdragster76]

@@SubhanArchived i was also looking for a reference lol

[@thomasjensen5042]

@Thompson Klay His name is absolutely not Beaver, it's Badger

[@kryptonianotaku4975]

Good to see Badger doing well. Also I love sketches where Keegan loses his temper it’s always hilarious

[@Jules.69]

This was made like 10 years ago so even 2 years ago that was not recent

[@jakejennings5152]

Right! I wanna see Badger in a lot more shows and movies for real! Him and Skinny Pete!

[@erlosung5112]

Never seen this one and all I can say is that Key and Peele never fail to make me laugh.

[@erlosung5112]

@Joe Huerta I haven't seen it so 🤷

[@pamc.7049]

Agree!🤣😂

[@denisdenak]

@@personmon3296 there is a debate if they're making new videos or reuploading old ones.

[@aIkaIi]

@@personmon3296 These were made years ago, but they are uploading it to KZbin now

[@Jordan10704]

@@personmon3296 Unfortunately no new ones, I’ve seen this one on their show as well :) You can see all of these skits on Hulu or HBO I believe.

[@andresgomez4182]

I bet that slap wouldn't have hurt if he was high on potenuse.

[@ianb8885]

I wish I was high on potenuse.

[@Manganization]

Don't you dare make fun of Maths!

[@CGFUN829]

@@ianb8885 Mr ian B just shut up you are not funny .... XD

[@dibbidydoo4318]

@@ianb8885 HAHAHAHA!

[@yeshauditore2913]

@@CGFUN829 i see what you did there🤣🤣

[@NotaTrollJustRealistic]

Keegan looks like such a legit doctor, you almost forgot all the other shit he does in his skits 😂

[@langsuir5732]

He always nailed every character and accent magic man🤣🤣

[@Davidson640]

That's a great actor for ya

[@michaelvigil5321]

🤣🤣🤣🤣it's almost like pretty much anyone can be a doctor and they wouldn't look strange being a doctor because it really doesn't have any physical limitations🤣🤣🤩🤩😍🤣😂🤣😁😁

[@sneezy-e]

@@michaelvigil5321 what about a child in a wheel chair? Still Dr.?

[@JM-sm8ir]

Judge Jessie!!!

[@intercat4907]

"Don't do that ... something from this century ... what the hell is THAT?" I was a medical Corpsman in the Navy, dealing with Marines. I am on the floor helpless with laughter. Thank you.

[@thiswedefend1170]

Thanks for your service to our great nation :D

[@JesusKid1000]

RP. 2d MARDIV.

[@sawyernorthrop4078]

What's the funniest thing an enlisted marine ever needed your help with?

[@intercat4907]

I was standing by a barracks door, 10-floor building. Kid comes limping in past me, dirty and scuffed up and shaky. "What happened to YOU?" "Fell out of a window." Very fast assessment, full don't-bullshit-me glare; they covered up the dumb stuff. "On purpose?" Looks down, shuffle shuffle. "No (in little-kid voice)". I let him go by - they had been holding each other out the window by the ankles as a trust-building game, and they'd dropped him. He was ok ... duh.

[@intercat4907]

@@JesusKid1000 I was with the 3rd.

[@skankwave5245]

Title is misleading, it was a complete success

[@raam726]

It should be "an almost fail at getting marijuana"

[@randomisaac5959]

Successfully Failed in my book

[@cjscanlon0205]

Isn’t it nice to be surprised a little in life?

[@moomoodeadcow]

He failed at failing even though he tried the best he could. It was a success.

[@GooglyGook12]

I mean, failing upwards is still technically failing.

[@bobbiz3085]

"sleep like a baby.... with aaAAaAids" 😂😂😂😂

[@froggobonano]

hahahaha

[@hiimpaul5171]

@@froggobonano ​Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4

[@bgikuya]

@@hiimpaul5171 google my asscheeks

[@JohnDoe-xv8zl]

Global truth project is just another congregation of people who believe what they have to say is the ultimate reality beyond others, everyone else's beliefs are false. It is existential, they speak of evolution and greatness only because they feel insignificant, because it doesnt matter that they or anyone else exists and when they die eventually it will be like they never existed in the first place.

[@The.Lilomay]

I can’t stop laughing

[@RLogan-sl7xl]

Got mine for my “migraines,” doesn’t do shit for my aids though

[@TheAPTGamer]

Sounds like you need a higher dosage

[@stevenfriedman2902]

Have you tried sharing needles with other people?

[@RLogan-sl7xl]

@@stevenfriedman2902 of course, where else would they get the needle from

[@TheHumanSystem]

You should see a doctor for AIDS. Cannabis does not assist with that. [Response by NLAB-1]

[@ghostpants4920]

my AIDS got cured by only the strongest weed

[@jimjimsauce]

“AIDS.. as in I got it, need lots of weed to get rid of it” has to be in my top 3 favorite key and peele lines i love the delivery so much😂

[@jaetrxpp]

Let’s all agree that this skit takes place in the Breaking Bad universe

[@sineadiloveyou]

Yeah❤️

[@emmawinn3395]

Lmao that’s what I was thinking

[@DeFameWRONGCROWD]

agreed

[@EddieTristes]

Yes, it was so good seeing badger, lmao.

[@PungentTowelWasTaken]

was thinking that tbh

[@BZman7]

Doctor: "Does your face hurt Mr. Washington!?" Mr. Washington: "Back hand!"

[@avnishbadoni1393]

😂😂😂😂 no, front hand

[@rytue1]

Don't Forget To Activate The Notification Bell On My Channel To See the trailer first.

[@JM-sm8ir]

Lol

[@Aysuu11]

"oh I gettit I gettit"

[@MegaTimothys]

You win😂

[@porkadobo5035]

The lack of "Badger" comments is disappointing.

[@hsmileyface8308]

yeah man totally man

[@wearytrader535]

I would like this comment but it's at 69...

[@cavemanlovesmoke4394]

Dont badger us

[@kalstonii]

Dont badger it

[@chriswhalley]

Badger badger badger badger badger mushrooms mushrooms! 🍄

[@freakyholic]

LOL badger moving from Selling meth to marijuana😂

[@tamafandira7034]

I love every skit where Keegan looses his temper lmao.

[@kensingtondrake8069]

Me Too, in that skit when he was on the phone with the telemarketer and he screamed I actually died. Months later I came back though, but I was dead as fuk.

[@TheMulToyVerse]

Man, this doctor needed an anger translator by the end he was so heated

[@timeforamunch2616]

@@kensingtondrake8069 do you need weed for it?

[@bruhvenant]

Best one is the texting miscommunication one, he portrays the anger so hilariously lol

[@BlueBamboo9]

@@bruhvenant That's a good one, aha. I also recommend the one where he plays a guy who pressed the crosswalk button and gets mad whenever Jordan tries to press it😂

[@_pranaysingh03]

He got slapped for fake paralysis...CONSEQUENCES

[@dsbmitchell]

I know it's only been 6 hours since this comment was posted, but still. Underrated.

[@teeneshverma]

Hahahahaha😂😂😂😂

[@melitosaldanha9417]

😂😂😂🙄🙄

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2929]

🥰😠😑

[@КонстантинАбрамов-ы8г]

💢😚💢😚

[@preventablesuffering6239]

plot twist: he was trying to discreetly win another round of fronthand-backhand

[@hb-_-voidz220]

Lmaoo

[@jensonsamuel1865]

Most underrated comment

[@hb-_-voidz220]

@@jensonsamuel1865 fr

[@mitchalmaines1104]

Best comment on KZbin

[@Haizenmaier]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@FreshlySnipes]

No joke, this was exactly how it went getting a weed prescription in California in 07 😂😂 Doctor: your back hurts right? Doctor: and you suffer from anxiety? Doctor: here’s your prescription.

[@austinbryan7579]

That's the joke.

[@zach5381]

Yeah it's how it is on other states, that's why they made a skit about it dude lol.

[@FreshlySnipes]

@@zach5381 I’m confirming this is accurate for people who might not know, and also sharing a funny moment I had. No need to belittle me.

[@happyblt624]

1907 or 1807?

[@FreshlySnipes]

@@happyblt624 no, year #7

[@ComicalRealm]

Badger seems to be doing... rather well

[@jessierobards5964]

Yeah. Looks like he's been off the meth for a while. Lol

[@Memnoch_the_Devil]

Of course, he left his Gf Crystal and went back to his ex Mary... plus he’s in Final Fantasy 7 Remake so yea he’s doin just fine!! Lol

[@BlitzkriegRap]

"You don't have schizophrenia" - "Yes you do." Edit: Pretty sure that's a multiple personality disorder not SF but still..

[@alephnull4044]

"Well I've got a hundred voices in my head telling me I don't. Are you calling them all liars?"

[@BlitzkriegRap]

@houseofleaves12 Okay I will try.

[@johnpatrick1647]

@@BlitzkriegRap You just do you... and you... and you... and you...

[@zillah9105]

@Latrice R but it’s funny to the rest of us so chill. Ikr I don’t know why that guys getting so mad Heyyy who are you? You! Why? Ohh shit...

[@Jun-Kyard]

@Latrice R H u m o r

[@johnster02]

“DOES YOUR FACE HURT MR WASHINGTON.” “yeA.”

[@protusmose4469]

*h

[@JackD0ff]

I would have laughed even more if he'd said "no, I'm okay" :D

[@abumayeng689]

Then take this painkillers kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5XTlKWXgNCSidU hope anyone that sees this gets to enjoy that video don't pass its is not a long clip but also really funny give it a try

[@MMRtuber]

Timestamp?

[@volgax3646]

420 likes

[@jumpingsloth3963]

Ha. My first time getting a med license with a few of my buddies in SF, had a group meeting to diagnose our illnesses instead of individually. We all had our unique reasons. Beginning of the meeting was a little tense while we were lying about all our conditions, and my one non English speaking friend that actually had pain says "yea my ass very hurt. I need Marijuana for the pain." Dead silence. Dr looks at us suspiciously, then we all burst out laughing. Doctor stops and then says alright I'm putting everyone down for back pain.

[@DavidWest2]

My experience seeing an SF doctor for weed: "do you ever have trouble sleeping?" "Yeah I guess" "Here ya go" Lmao

[@douglasharley2440]

*ILLEGALS, GO HOME.*

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Similar experience for me getting a medical marijuana license in Oklahoma just a few years ago. Except it wasn't a group thing at all (why would it be, that's weird), but I just started saying what some of my problems were starting with pain from Shingles I got the year before, and the doctor interrupts me and says, "Neuralgia. Good enough."

[@TheRamblingSoul]

LMAO!!

[@Music-wm1gu]

Coolest doctor ever, he tries his best to give out weed and he slaps idiots. My kinda doctor

[@acadoe]

So you enjoy getting slapped then...

[@hadbetterdays8118]

He was evan giving him options as to what to give out

[@Music-wm1gu]

Daryl Wathen sticks and stones may break my bones but that did hurt :(

[@StrilanGaming]

@@Music-wm1gu hilarious lmaoo

[@davidjanac636]

A real modern day doctor house

[@source188]

Why is nobody talking about the fact that that’s litterally badger from breaking bad

[@liltopics666]

Bro it is 🤣

[@loganwitte3477]

And Aaron Paul (Jesse) voiced Todd from Bojack Horseman, who was about the most lovable and naive character on the show

[@deltahomicide9300]

Good seeing him again

[@bouutiquems3578]

Syhh don't use his real name

[@mislulu8366]

I knowwww.. So damn cool

[@jayjones3691]

"Sleep like a baby... With AIDS" I died laughing. but when your a stoner with no issues you just smoke

[@Nutsaur]

your

[@technologyondemand4538]

you're*

[@ferst262]

You clearly should stop smoking, you can’t even type that without mistakes…

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@ferst262 you think people learn spelling by… not smoking weed? Man, I really want some of what _your_ smoking!

[@ferst262]

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated people can be stoned to the point of not being able to type well… that was the joke dumbo

[@tom_something]

I like how even after being slapped he's still so calm with his "yeah."

[@ElindorBG]

"I got an anxiety that someday my back might hurt."

[@ayesig643]

Nick Thuuuunne!!!!

[@thenotsob0ss917]

What are you trying to say?

[@ElindorBG]

@@ayesig643

[@EmyN]

LOL 😂

[@StevePringle]

Let's just slow your roll for a second. 👨‍⚕️

[@dkmagos]

"... and then a Doctor slapped me in the face...." CONSEQUENCES

[@bhl1053]

Hahahahaha classic....

[@bensamuels4401]

Damn underrated comment. Made me laugh harder than the skit. 😂

[@mthokozisimalaza8994]

Lmao 😂

[@oano4018]

underrated comment 😂 never forget kids, CONSEQUENCES

[@roshnigiri5066]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣. I was having a pretty bad anxiety attack and I watched this episode and it didn't made me laugh and I scrolled thru comment section and this made me burst into laughter.😂🤣 Consequences

[@heymynamesaidan7918]

I love that they got badgers actor for this he’s playing the same character

[@LeumazDnazor]

Was looking for this comment

[@trivitalks]

haha... he likes crystal, but after no one producing it, back to the old friend marijuana

[@harrmonika4825]

I recognized him instantly ..... probaly bc of maryjane

[@tonyofplymouth7303]

First I thought it was Keegan doing a Badger impression haha

[@Rakerong]

@@tonyofplymouth7303 Even after I saw his face, I still thought there was a possibility it was Key XD

[@bensonb2669]

This has to be one of the funniest Key and Peele skits I’ve ever seen.

[@babla69420]

Yet

[@hamzaahmed1280]

He got me when he said “I can’t reach it” “why?” *PARALYZED* 😂

[@notwhoyouare1543]

Paralyzed*

[@angeofdeth6552]

@@notwhoyouare1543 Grammer police It's not a big deal This isn't a test buddy.

[@notwhoyouare1543]

@@angeofdeth6552 grammar*

[@hadbetterdays8118]

How did he evan get there

[@notwhoyouare1543]

@@hadbetterdays8118 even

[@LadyAristry]

“.....as in I got it. Need lots of weed to get rid of it” 😂😂😂

[@charlez360]

These new/old sketches are hilarious

[@LadyAristry]

I regularly think about this sketch. Just the “aidss” as soon as he walks in 😭😭😭

[@porto1st]

@@LadyAristry for real 😂 it’s the way he interrupted his sentence to say “Aids” as if that was gonna get him a weed card immediately

[@LadyAristry]

@@porto1st lmao exactly!! 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@demonlogic3614]

Oh okay, aids, um, wow

[@Khan-_-Art1st]

"Insomnia?" "Sleep like a baby... With AIDs" 🤣🤣🤣

[@luckyluciano2848]

😂

[@luckyluciano2848]

Bce

[@nox3335]

Just started binging on these but this one's got me in stitches!

[@GodBlessHipHop]

lol my first time was very similar to this, of course i just went with back pain. .

[@lemyul]

shoulda test the patience of your doc

[@TagAll]

Me and mine chatted about the whole process for a while and how weed physically helps the repair and recovery processes in the body. We also talked about how obvious it is when patients want the medical card just for that dank Edit: Cool ass dude.

[@austinblackburn8095]

@@adamkowalski6733 its not just the US its the same way in the UK and Germany and what I presume multiple other European countries I didn't bother looking into. Very few countries just have federal country wide legality of weed.

[@adamkowalski6733]

@@austinblackburn8095 Interesting, in Poland you just go to a store and get it without even being questioned about anything. Although maybe in your countries it has a larger percentage of THC, in Poland, there's an upper limit of 0,2% per product.

[@IamZackOsaur]

@@adamkowalski6733 some states are legal here & you can go into a dispensary & buy it if you’re over 21. Our stuff though is usually around 20-30% for bud & for dabs it can be all the way up to 90%

[@sparkyjones560]

"Does your face hurt Mr. Washington? Then this will help". Stone cold...

[@pthesmith]

That slap was pretty hot 🔥🔥🔥

[@jjhassyGAMING]

@Johan Liebert both are correct

[@jjhassyGAMING]

@Johan Liebert no

[@HemmiHedman]

Looks like "Badger" is in character too.

[@weiwei4308]

What the hell I knew I recognized him

[@lancetanui3438]

Ah what a show

[@gokhaneken7553]

@@lancetanui3438 breaking bad

[@RatatRatR]

I would guess that guy is like that pretty often.

[@lancetanui3438]

@@gokhaneken7553 no I know what show it is I was using aw as a interjection which made what follows after a statement to reflect on the subject(show)

[@RashaKahn]

Lol back when we needed a card, I walked into one of these places and told them I had back pain and needed it treated, they told me to go to a different medical office in the medical plaza, then my cousin stepped in and said “he just wants a weeds card” and they said “oh ok!”

[@damionkudel4625]

"Does your face hurt Mr. Washington? Well then this should help." Got me dead af

[@AAGEnzee]

I legit snort-laughed there.. I rarely even chuckle at videos online.

[@ZlakEdoras]

@@AAGEnzee Bruh, i actually almost fell on the floor from leaning too hard from laughing. lol

[@mosesmessiah9098]

The slap made me break out with a laugh in the break room 💀

[@Drummer9027]

That‘s literally the punchline

[@half.blight]

Do you spend your life posting the punchline to every comedy skits you watch?

[@tokinGLX]

was hoping to hear dysentery for that oregon trail easter egg

[@zachnies13]

Tokin daily! Holy crap good to see you here. Watched you show for the last 6 years

[@tokinGLX]

@@zachnies13 eyy cheers!

[@GregMoress]

Best I can do is "Brain Cloud'

[@Btburkhardt]

They hit em with that scurvy

[@yasirholland5844]

What up Paul, glad to see you're still around #9yearfan

[@FitnessCEO23]

“Does your face hurt Mr.Washington” “yea” “then this should help” 🤣🤣

[@HashNub]

Ayyeee!!! I have the same first name except the second i is an o for me! Trist[a,e,i,o,u,y]n gang, represent!

[@FitnessCEO23]

@@HashNub ayyye

[@melloyello435]

Loved it

[@KandiKlover]

So not a fail after all lmao!

[@jer1014t2th]

....yeah, that one got me.

[@ACoKyo]

that was so smooth "oooh ok I get it" "leprosy"

[@sourpickle9097]

Dude doesnt sell meth anymore so he's helping his pal getting legal marijuana. Nice.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2929]

😁😠😁😠

[@mubu9908]

That's Dwight Schrutes cousin?

[@giustireza1229]

People please, that's badger from How I Met Your Mother

[@D-Man_Jam]

It was a fail, but at least he succeeded.

[@rc501st]

Ngl, that dude probably needs to lay off the weed for a while.

[@Toutouzis]

....Ey you know what. Let me hit that

[@rrydinhigh2452]

He "got me" wit the "leprosy" call 🤣. -👍🏽👍🏽

[@hufsa7197]

0:05 Badger!!

[@MYSEXYDIMPLES]

"Schizophrenia." "You don't have Schizophrenia." 😅😅😅

[@DjSmokeMixtapes]

"Yes you do" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Silvers24]

after watching this....no what lets let it slide...

[@user-zd4vo1vy8u]

- Something from this sentury. - Schizophrenia. That's brilliant

[@strawberrycheesecake899]

@@DjSmokeMixtapes 😭😭

[@dracosteak9478]

I looked it up but it didn’t helped, what is schizophrenia?

[@Broducts]

Oh yes, the old "fish hook in my lip"

[@otsonoma]

Xd

[@dr.gregorious9336]

@@otsonordberg lol they should have their own show some day too!

[@JM-sm8ir]

That was Hilarious I looked for some1 to comment 👍😆

[@calvinbrand3231]

The fish hook in my lip is underrated 😂

[@alexandernichols5731]

Most underrated line: Sleep like a baby..........with Aids..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@austinlowell4273]

"I'm going to ask you a couple of questions..." "AIDS." XD

[@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod]

He smacked him. LMAO. 😆😂

[@johnnym6748]

Yes.

[@Ty_Hill]

Yes.

[@admirala5699]

Yes.

[@coderdbd]

Really? I missed that.

[@MercurialOne]

When? Where

[@nah9080]

I've watched this SO MANY TIMES and I still can't stop laughing whenever I do

[@maxa2637]

"Scurvy" "Rickets" "Consumption" xDDDD

[@arclight_greatsenpai7073]

Consumption?? 😩😭

[@mauricelangley5033]

"Consumption" got me!!😆😆

[@barneylaurance1865]

I mean consumption unfortunately does still exist. But we normally call it tuberculosis.

[@annakarenina8570]

@@barneylaurance1865 I mean Who the hell call it consumption?

[@MrWarboy1945]

@@annakarenina8570 Tuberculosis was originally called consumption because it would cause people suffering from it to physically waste away, or be "consumed"

[@reubenfuchs2747]

Can't be a “complete fail” if he ended up getting the kush

[@renooblivion9526]

But he coulda had kush without the idiot slap lmao

[@kapishmalik]

""something from this century"" lmao

[@sirBumpyCase]

One of the shortest but one of their best skits

[@glorious7072]

He could have hurt his hand while slapping that broken mirror.

[@MrBabyStokes]

@Robb Coochieslayer uhhhhhh what? It’s from one of their skits.... you okay?

[@TheRSfan3]

@Robb Coochieslayer that's embarrassing, you didnt understand this comment at all 😂

[@notus11]

@Robb Coochieslayer F for this guy

[@idwtbam]

@Nicholas Cooper Me too. What's the mirror skit's title?

[@byVassil]

@@idwtbam There’s a Murderer in the Hall of Mirrors

[@stingray52]

I think they were playing front-hand/back-hand.

[@mohammadqwaider7698]

- Just pick something of this list - I can't reach it - why - paralyzed!!!

[@OmegaPrime1]

*SLAP* DOES YOUR FACE HURT MR. WASHINGTON!?

[@mohammadqwaider7698]

@@OmegaPrime1 🤣🤣

[@TheHumanSystem]

Excellent choice.

[@huskytzu7709]

finding unwatched Key and Peel episodes are like finding lost 20 dollars around the house

[@jessetorres8738]

Hey, it's Badger from Breaking Bad.

[@fradengendelbah3522]

no, it is Badger from El Camino

[@Sea_witch_]

This comment is so simple yet so sweet

[@MarksmanSpecialist]

No, it is Wedge from Final Fantasy 7 Remake.

[@alessandromulas2713]

@@fradengendelbah3522 No, is God Damn from Goddamnland

[@ironmike5812]

Nothing gets by you

[@VelliHaven]

Just say, "sometimes i get nervous on airplanes"

[@neminem1203]

Nice reference 😂

[@brooke7656]

haaa nice!

[@Balloon410]

You gotta go, man! The doctor's GONE!

[@brooke7656]

OOPS SORRRY

[@scoobis7208]

Much better than the alternative

[@ykyang7911]

“Paralyzed” might have been a code word for front hand.

[@likhochokri6849]

Are you sure it's not for the "backhand" ? 🤔

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2929]

😄🤬🤬😄

[@fa_q4555]

The chemistry between these two guys just shows every time imo lol

[@alexkimball7601]

Comedy sketches are really hard to end well and this ending is absolutely perfect.

[@hkleider]

0:37 that little laugh Key does is pretty realistic acting

[@poundtrader1414]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AndreiChera]

yeah, he's amazing at micro-cues

[@ioiwut4874]

this is why i love the "go ahead, carvel" skit lol him fighting off laughter is so good, cracks me up

[@nathand4353]

"Something from this Century Mr.Washington" - COVID-19

[@shriharihudli]

Immediate quarantine and no weed then.

[@liorthedemon]

Imagine walking into the doctor just yelling Aids for no reason whatsoever

[@silimaikoro7528]

Key: Alright I'm gonna ask you a couple of questions Peele: AIDS.

[@basilrose]

"Does your face hurt Mr. Washington?" -can't stop laughing

[@TheHumanSystem]

We laugh because it is true.

[@jahbozo3231]

“Does your face hurt Mr. Washington?!”

[@flattire4243]

🥺 yeah

[@mastod0n1]

@@flattire4243 THEN THIS SHOULD HELP

[@aktan4ik]

@@mastod0n1 back hand

[@NishaLarein]

yeth.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2929]

💢😍💢😍

[@TheRealCaptainFreedom]

The end was like something House would do.

[@poperaymond431]

It’s funny because this is literally the conversation that everyone has with their friend who’s trying to get a weed card

[@dddronell]

Yes it is, I used to hear it all the time. I never got one because I was always afraid my appointment would go down like this skit..hahaha

[@king6595]

The irony of this, this is literally how the pharmaceutical industry if America works with regular medicine...

[@GeekExtremist]

Only if you don't actually need it

[@lunchbox1553]

That is the entire point of this skit

[@Lamazed]

It’s the entire point your comment means nothing. Don’t you think every skit by key and peele is in some way ironic or a joke?

[@Notepad37]

No it's not the entire point of the skit lol these two above me are idiots, embarrassing

[@JoeJoe-wp1vv]

"Does your face hurt Mr. Washington?" "Yea..." 🤣🤣🤣

[@mimikyoo]

okay but the fishhook thing is actually a neat trick

[@kovxayev]

-keep it simple please -"making a face" -What the hell is that? -There is a fish hook in my lip. LMAO

[@Racerdew]

His multiple personalities coming out to argue on the spot was the best hahaha

[@proofthatiexisted9147]

"Something from this century" had me dead

[@tnnsboy18]

Same haha

[@montagdp]

I've seen this sketch like 3 times and I'm still dying laughing.

[@charliedepner8713]

Can’t believe I haven’t seen this before

[@ramyamaddali703]

They literally just uploaded it right before you left your comment...? Or am I mistaken?

[@charliedepner8713]

@@ramyamaddali703 I thought I had seen all of their videos. When this was uploaded, I realized that I was mistaken and had not, in fact, seen all of Key and Peele’s productions, leading me to express that disbelief on the form of a comment, which it appears that 78 other people can relate to.

[@ramyamaddali703]

@@charliedepner8713 but they uploaded the video today. How could you have seen it before!!? Or are the episodes broadcast elsewhere first?

[@vivekattri6681]

It used to air on Comedy Central. They had distribution rights. Most of the clips were uploaded by them. Key & Peele fought long for rights & are uploading on their channel. However, some clips like this one are new. That's why the guy said he hadn't seen this one. Is it clear enough?

[@ramyamaddali703]

@@vivekattri6681 thanks. I was under the impression that this was filmed and produced recently.

[@monstergamer1376]

1:43 how fast He wrote the prescription or I should say the cypher

[@mahendrasingh-tn9ju]

Doctor :gives "fronthand" Pateint : "backhand"

[@MrHockeyguy99]

Lol callbacks

[@EventHorizonPrdctns]

Those last 2 seconds made me actually laugh out loud for a good ten seconds. Frickin love it 😂😂

[@thegreats.t.g5063]

The Doc really wanted to help this guy out lol 😂😂😂

[@Nutsaur]

*LOL!!1!*

[@andrewarner2452]

Even in another sketch Peele still sucks at front hand backhand, this time he didnt even ask if its his turn.

[@netkosent1620]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@sthembisongcobo4828]

😂😂

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2929]

💢😌💢😌

[@luroku8720]

"Sleep like a baby...with Aids" Took. Me. O U T 💀💀💀💀

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2929]

🥺😀

[@KoryNWF]

Lol. Ok. That last scene got me. 🤣