The Worst WikiHow Articles

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[@Berd]

wikihow should be arrested

[@hamstertyu9674]

They probably have an article on how to be arrested

[@witherbtw]

please be on sdp podcast

[@domii2098]

John Wikihow

[@nope55666]

wikihow is a human being?!?!??!?! NOW WAY YAY!!!!

[@cutewhitedog6621]

Hey berd.

[@JoshFloor]

I'm so glad you showed us "How to Accept your Computer is Slow," I was stuck on "How to Bargain your Computer is Slow"

[@ninjos9782]

"If I go outside more, will my computer become faster????"

[@Oki_wfsth]

I’m stuck on “How to deny that your computer is slow”

[@Streetcleanergaming]

I'm stuck on nothing my computer definitely isn't slow

[@roger5059]

I have to say i myself am stuck at anger

[@StarSkies-]

@ninjos9782 probably

[@Amialythis]

One time I had s psychotic episode and managed to convince myself I could become a wizard and wikihow was right there with tutorials for how to be a wizard.

[@helphelphelphelpmehelphelphelp]

So, did you succeed?

[@Amialythis]

@@helphelphelphelpmehelphelphelp yes. I can cast over 100 spells

[@nocturne6320]

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

[@grey2645]

​@@nocturne6320 HE LOVES CASTING SPELLS

[@NickiRusin]

​@@grey2645THIS SONG IS SPONSORED BY THE SHADOW WIKIHOW GOVERNMENT

[@clevrmicrowaves]

6:14 i love how this implies that 13% of people died in a monkey attack after reading the article and then rated it

[@mousyexp]

" How to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh " 😂

[@amazingaquaticsandexotics3030]

imma need that article

[@landon8214]

helpful information

[@g-ray4088]

do not laugh this is important information

[@sillywilly6999]

Scissors

[@AlexiosTheSixth]

@@sillywilly6999 💀

[@concerningindividual629]

My favorite Wikihow tutorial is "How to Become an American Civil War Corpse."

[@lain_from_lain]

"How to Cosplay as Shinji Ikari" is probably my favorite

[@spankypants2793]

that's like cosplaying as holden caulfield

[@midabe01]

Me and an irl friend attempted to make a really absurd Wiki How article in high school, called "How To Fight Off Conventional Turkey Sandwiches". I unfortunately don't have the article anymore and it was quickly deleted by admins for their policy on "blatant nonsense".

[@glidershower]

Whoever makes the art for wikiHow is a meme master, _and probably also a forgotten elder god that has gone insane by this point, lolz._

[@SukunaYaoi]

"How to not be a weeb" Proceeds to explain how to be an Otaku

[@wowlookatthathugestringof8s]

Regarding the "shower with a lemon" - yes, this is a thing people do and have been doing since ancient times because citric acid lightens hair and skin. It's basically a cheap and gradual bleach. You can often tell when someone lightens their hair with lemon juice (rather than salon bleach) because the tips of their hair are super light (and often yellow rather than platinum blonde because they're not using a purple toner) and it gradually gets darker toward the root.

[@Hydraina]

Wait, what about skin?

[@wishYouTubeAccount]

A big 'ol tear welled up in my eye when I saw the visage of Adachi from Persona 4 soar across the screen at 4:17. It really speaks volumes to Aztrosist's ability to grow as a creator and move past his mistakes. It feels like only yesterday when Aztrosist said, "I don't know what that means, and I don't want to know," in response to a viewer message referring to Adachi in the 66th episode of the Sleep Deprived Podcast at the timestamp 22:35. Keep up the great work Aztrosist

[@EpicCole]

The funny adachee guy

[@nato6061]

i'm not the only one who noticed

[@Logicerr0r]

you never know when cabbage man appears in your screen

[@connorbass4667]

Cabbmage

[@J68989]

@@EpicColeomg funny cabmage detective

[@tambettammisto7423]

7:40 your cat is SO KAWAII!! 😍😍😍

[@Beanzops]

I'm so glad I found this video! I'm a huge fan of Aztrosist's work, and I was dying laughing when I saw this one. The worst WikiHow articles are truly a goldmine of comedy. My personal favorite is the one on how to stop a wedding. The instructions are so specific and detailed, it's hard not to picture the scene in your head. Just imagine crashing the wedding, objecting to the marriage, and then moving to a different part of the country. It's the perfect way to make a memorable exit, if not the most practical. Another great one is the article on how to become a furry. The instructions are so confusing and weird, it's hard to tell if the author is serious or not. But I have to give them credit for creativity. I could go on and on about the weird and wonderful world of WikiHow articles, but I'll spare you. If you're looking for a good laugh, I highly recommend checking out this video. You won't be disappointed.

[@someaddictedidiot2186]

Wikihow isn't as bad as it’s portrayed here. I found an extremely helpful tutorial on how to assemble keyboard stabilizers.

[@padnomnidprenon9672]

Same. There are tutorials about making friends abroad that gives you ideas

[@Pandalka]

@@padnomnidprenon9672 and the famous "accepting death" meme was from an article for terminally ill patients

[@BobaFettThe11th]

There’s a wikihow article on how to properly dispose of a bible, and one on how to make a furby evil. They’re not really weird, but are questionable

[@letuce3675]

Kiwis got such a way with words

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

Here the ultimate test What is creepier: wikihow or the smiles of children in school books? I honestly cannot decide little timmy is staring in my soul

[@thepeasrolledoffthecounter7552]

I've come across the lemon one before... i forgot how though I once went on Google and looked up how to improve my sense of humor and found a WikiHow article that told me to "tell some jokes to make people laugh" then proceeded to give me examples like "What do you call a witch that lives in the desert? A sandwich!"

[@Notjaundice]

Cant believe sleep deprived is branching out

[@biggamer281]

After that event it was inevitable

[@bossatronking6945]

I remember in elementary school ppl got an in-school suspension for smoking smarties

[@feetenjoyeryum]

Your new EP is amazing! have been listening to it on repeat, pretty awesomesauce, heck, even epicsauce!

[@orionstardust2060]

Me and my friends actually did the smartie thing in school, we'd just crush the candles in the wrapper 😂 idk how they weren't banned

[@Pandalka]

I respect that website and I hope it will never be taken down.

[@H-llOnEarth]

The agre regressions thing is a coping mechanism ain’t no one doing that shit “just for fun” that article was very weird

[@voyagerjoe]

WikiHow to recover eight minutes of your life

[@swarler]

amen

[@HUGHMANN7]

Based

[@husky0098]

Not sure if it's real since I can't find the actual WikiHow article but a while ago there was a meme about a Wikihow image from an article on how to deal with anime addiction that was one person saying "Japanese words" (not words in japanese, literally the phrase "japanese words"), and the other person saying "No"

[@cultreader9751]

When life gives you lemons, shower with them

[@saaaahduuuuude1228]

I'm dying laughing right now because I actually followed the steps to apologize to my cat. He got caught in the middle of an angry fight and I felt bad, he's here watching it with me and after hearinig the title; "How to apologize to a cat" I realized how silly it was.

[@monkeygodemperor.9412]

3:32 you sweet sweet innocent summer child, if you knew you wouldn’t be talking about it so lightheartedly.

[@Ey.M0.]

wikiHow articles are cursed, but the illustrations make the article look professional (that's the sweetest thing about the site)

[@skoloten.]

5:31 BRUHHH I READ THAT AS ''How to turn on a furry!'' NAHHHH💀💀

[@pynk2838]

There is a game called: "guess the wiki-how article", because of how ridiculous the images are without the captions. I think Pewdiepie and Markiplier played it like years ago

[@rockingamingwiththesahit2145]

1:26 It's good for bathing after swimming. Most citrus fluids are acidic, while chlorine is basic. Therefore, bathing with a lemon is good for you if you shower after swimming. However, it can be exchanged for an orange, lime, etc.

[@pathreacts]

u mean there wasnt a trend in your middle school where people were smoking smarties??

[@Aztrosist]

unfortunately the trend in our middle school was to snort them, and it was much worse

[@Dave0439]

that baby one is basically how to be extremely annoying. i have real world experience and i can confirm babies are the most annoying thing, yes, more than lag, because locking it in an closet in a seperate room might seem unethical to other people while stopping playing a game is ethical

[@AnteUjcic]

When big guy drops a new vid you know i gotta stop connecting the nodes in c++ and watch a video by the space man himself

[@Adolf_twinkler_fan]

Wikihow is goat

[@EluneMusic]

“Okay google, search Wikihow how to kiss astrozist on the lips”

[@Majorsegs]

I saw the "How to get rid of an anime addiction" one on a joel stream

[@Kaykdoa]

In the 90s, I had several books that told me to use lemons to put natural streaks in my hair

[@Eveyevy]

the how to act like a baby one gave me the most painful overbearing dread that is still with me to this day

[@MtF_doom]

We need a wikihow and know your meme collab

[@pixalosh]

your website didn't update on the video segment, great video by the way dude

[@fatuusdottore]

I love cooking Japanese food, and I don't think learning how too do so makes you a weeaboo at all. Anything that makes you a better person and teaches you something is not cringe. The reason learning about Japanese culture/language was on the list in the article is because weeaboos notoriously *don't* actually care about Japan beyond anime, so like, they only care about anime-related things and not the history/people/culture unless it ties back to anime. Using anime as a way to learn about history and other cultures is, in fact, a good thing. But the weeaboo is too self-absorbed to care about doing any of that, unlike someone who genuinely loves another culture. The person asking about whether it's ok to cook Japanese food honestly is more just the sad victim of our current year woke culture than a weeaboo (where having any sort of interest/learning anything about different cultures and not just being completely ethnocentric is considered "cultural appropriation" by Twitter/Tumblr regards, not limited to Japanese/Asian cultures, but seen very often even with things like Latino culture. I even saw a post where some gringa harassed a Mexican for wearing Catrina makeup telling her to "wipe that shit off her face" and calling her a cultural appropriator, when it turns out the girl actually was from Mexico [which I could tell easily, being from there myself], and the woketard was simply massively racist, thinking we all look the same and are very dark-skinned LOL.) You don't want to be like either of those people, the weeaboo or the culture police. There's a middle ground, and we tend to *like* it when others respectfully take interest in our culture, contrary to woke belief. The only people who try to gatekeep their [sub]culture [they're not an actual culture,, considering they're Americans too, and actual African/Caribbean cultures are *much* different/they don't like these kinds of people for a reason] are racist black Americans and some racist -Americans with Latino parents, who are not in fact Latino and cannot speak the language (think of Primos and all the mess tied to that, where the idiot VA is lecturing the audience on Spanish she doesn't even know, whilst speaking English, a coloniser language, and just coming off an absolute regard despite her best efforts to appear intelligent, because she simply is not. She is not Latina, neither is anyone else who worked on that awful show, clearly, since it was racist, culturally insensitive, and got literally everything wrong, even basic Spanish grammar LOL.) On the other hand, Coco is beloved in Mexico despite being an American film because Pixar really researched Mexican culture and cared about telling a heartfelt story *anyone* could relate to, that just so happened to take place in Mexico. To this day, that film is special to my heart, because I saw it with my grandma and my sister, and the abuelita who is in the film looks almost exactly like my great-grandma, who sadly passed before I could say goodbye. So, the concept of an afterlife existing as per our folklore brought to life in such a charming way and family values being promoted rather than destroyed as Pixar does now, is really very wonderful. It's sad to see how wokeness destroys everything good, but we must fight back by embracing each other and our cultures. I, for one, love Persian culture, Middle Eastern culture, Indian culture, Turkish culture, German culture, and Japanese culture. I know how to cook dishes of every one of those countries except Indian (though I shall surely learn), and no woketard is going to keep me from loving these cultures that have taught me so many things, from how to make tasty meals to the media and stories/cultural habits of their people, whom I highly respect. (For instance, the honour Middle Eastern people have, in that most will not pocket money they find on the street, even when it has no clear owner, but will try to find whoever dropped it, as I witnessed when I visited a Lebanese bakery. They had a sign saying someone dropped money and if the correct sum was told to the clerk, they'd give it back. An American would never, and most Mexicans, as much as it pains me to say, certainly would not.)

[@crazymadstriker766]

For indian food I reccomend you learn how to make pav bhaji and you can order the pav or make it yourself if you want, I personally like it although it does take a while to get prepared. Also it's good to be open and have interest in all these cultures because it makes you a more knowledgable and open minded.

[@iamfromspace6347]

the new to you feature in youtube is really good!

[@MisterBudAniel]

i miss the one responding emails and the divorce simulator c: just the audio will do it for me if u still have it

[@isotetra1912]

why would i become a baby when i have gmod liminal space maps to explore

[@FollowerofDuck]

exploring wikihow is a whole journey

[@Jazz10164]

A video about old KZbin (2007-2016) would be cool

[@ChaosGamma102]

i really hope someone had this video on in the background during the furby bit

[@Rodaxoleaux]

The EP is a banger. This isn't blood. My ears are drooling.

[@elspencicus7123]

Your videos are like comfort food 🥑

[@purplesam2609]

Kids at my middle school would do the smarties thing to pretend they were smoking

[@slytherinmushroom7729]

Well i found one wikihow articles that was actually really helpful about having spiders at home

[@wagomus4323]

After stumbling across sleep deprived in 2020 I basically never knew you even had an onlyfans. For 3 years I never knew you had such a thing that made me disgusted and scared and cringed so hard my gooning ways aren't acting normally. I am not happy anymore but I am sad

[@connorscanlan2167]

I wish I had any idea what was happening

[@kibblekult]

i cant get over kiwi's meows

[@case_sensitive]

The lemon thing is true, my mom makes us use it on our armpits sometimes

[@InCompet4nt]

i remember making smoke with smarties in middle school

[@halooord]

06:43 got me cracking up so bad. That sleep paralysis demon should not exist, my girlfriend got so pissed off and now I am sleeping on the couch.

[@hovhadovah]

Ngl Furby looked extremely aroused

[@williamdrum9899]

"How to be creepy" is the most unnecessary tutorial ever. You either don't want to be or you're already a pro

[@shlirby8411]

Finally I can learn wikiHow to live laugh love

[@patchly]

wooooo yay new Aztro video wooooo

[@Its_Gaelion]

Bonne vidéo qui expose les meilleurs articles du wiki 7/10

[@DocterWaffles]

the "how to act like a baby" article is a fetish thing, i think

[@mr.x2567]

Or therapeutic for some

[@noreoalles]

​@@mr.x2567both

[@rickson50]

Lemons are acidic. I have a feeling that has something to do with their bathing use or - disuse

[@mud_slushie1488]

aztro its honestly astounding that you're a death grips fan and you didnt know about the existence of littles (the baby people)

[@Dipshit1900]

How to defend yourself from an ostrich is one me and my buddy found on the bus

[@THE_INFECTED]

As a Japanese i failed to not be a weeaboo

[@frogskull420]

isnt there a tutorial to avoid shooting my cat from a t shirt cannon? really needin it rn

[@larryjeff]

04:24 got me wheezing

[@im_skrunkly]

i remember smoking smarties in elementary, i was so cool.

[@WhoAsked....]

"1. Go back to crying"

[@mrcoole7890]

This is not Dat Boi 2, but wiki how is a banger of a topic.

[@amsie02]

i love the comments on wikihow articles so much lmao

[@adriscloudy]

everyone stream bug2000 by lilac boy

[@True_NOON]

Thus wikihow be a silly place, for wierd people to learn being demented

[@captaintoast4675]

The goonette himself is back boys

[@leithtalbi2058]

Save kiwi before he get launched from the shirt canon

[@SciDarkReal]

I’m mildly concerned about the fact that I’m eating the EXACT brand and flavor of instant noodles as I watch at 2:38

[@crimester]

"I'm shooting you out of a t-shirt cannon again"

[@TheEuropaChampion]

I wonder if Garfield tastes like lasagna

[@aer0a]

I learnt how to bake a potato in the microwave from Wikihow. It was actually a good recipe and it used real photos

[@KingofUshankas]

put potato in microwave then start 2 minute timer

[@Vulpas]

Null's avatar comes to mind lol

[@c00lkitty]

i have that same cat tree

[@randomdudewholikesmusic1640]

3:23 Worst rolling skills I've ever seen. That looks like a defiled Backwood.

[@megabotuploadthings]

2:15 it’s miles morales

[@docilelikewintercatfish9897]

That's Kilometres immortals 💀

[@caelumrobocop6323]

me and my friends got in trouble on the playground because we took our reward candy (smarties) and smoked them while acting like gangsters we lost our whole recess for a week

[@domirusz24]

5:58 great skit

[@kkazzzzz]

Hey look, its the Jschlatt guy!

[@NickiRusin]

Kiwi is a treasure

[@jayk113]

I once went on wiki how to ace a test I didn't study for. I got like a 20%

[@quadm4640]

That's funny considering scott the woz always has wikihow on standby

[@TasmanianHillBilly]

Aztrosist I wanna see the video you made years ago titled "Adolf: a human masterpiece". pretty plz

[@Yakkymania]

as cursed as wikihow is, i’m distracted by the earthbound & animal crossing music

[@T08Y_]

I’ve found a wikihow article on how to read homestuck

[@spodreman7732]

2:45 Imagine it’s too slow to open the page

[@bordeialexandru]

Didn't know Aztrosist was a fellow shroudie. I really appreciate you putting DDS music at 5:45

[@cottoncandysans]

you mean the earthbound music?

[@bordeialexandru]

@@cottoncandysans You might be right since Death's Dynamic Shroud uses a lot of video game samples, so I might have mixed up the source

[@cottoncandysans]

that music is from earthbound but never heard of dds but i like it when music has little references to video games so I'll check it out any suggestions

[@AkemiChuuu]

6:09 When u have actually been attacked by a monkey 2 times in 1 day: 😀