THE YELLOW BABY

[@goof956]

The fabled Oneyplays video “Yellow Baby” has finally been released after hours of waiting.

[@sketchyscratch]

oh god oh lady plaese give me the yellow baby

[@ratfarmer1]

Its about fucking time. ive been sending letters asking where the Yellow Baby is for months

[@comms9803]

FINALLY

[@Meithighs]

Do you KNOW how LONG i have WAITED?

[@SauronIH]

Lyle was keeping him in his chambers, I’ve literally been saying this for years

[@myrandomchannel3392]

"Give him an onion give him a raw onion!" "He doesn't want it" "... what?" Zach's tone here slayed me.

[@TornBase]

12:08

[@schizoid_banshee]

Zach was nursed off of onions as a fetus, of course he can't believe it

[@PoisonInc]

His entire worldview, shaken at the foundations.

[@ryanotte6737]

Top tier acting, I am convinced that he truly believes that onion slices thrown at a baby's face is right and proper procedure. That obese lady running those improv classes Zach and Chris took has done well. 🤣

[@generaljelly3728]

@TornBase ty u a g

[@Circuitssmith]

Cory shrieking with laughter while Chris slams a baby's arm in the stove and hucks onions and mushrooms at it is the kind of content I subscribed for.

[@darksoulsismycity]

What kills me is Zach doing an impression of the baby screaming his lungs out because his arm is stuck as Chris throws onions into his face

[@emcee9899]

@@darksoulsismycity all combines together perfectly.

[@MrPanda-yq4qu]

Cory cracking up is my favorite sound ever, his laugh is the best

[@Circuitssmith]

@@MrPanda-yq4qu It sounds just like Elmo, which makes it even better.

[@hehe42069-k]

the fucking perfected sandwich of chris zach and cory all contributing to the humor of that moment was the peak of the whole year for me @emcee 98

[@elfertrn]

I hope this whole “babies of different colors in horror scenarios” thing takes off

[@infsm27]

We have black baby, we have yellow baby, now we need blue baby

[@yurifairy2969]

@@infsm27 binding of isaac

[@Tulip_bip]

@@yurifairy2969 Oh yeah, it's all coming together

[@Ryu1ify]

​@sapphire4310 Do we have red baby?

[@Kajlj5000real]

​@@Ryu1ifybinding of isaac repentamcw mod !!! Real

[@PennylessPrime]

The yellow baby has haunted my mind since it was mentioned like a day ago. My spirit is now finally at peace.

[@t.g.5644]

-heavy sigh my poor little undersized heart couldn't handle much more. thank goodness

[@justalittlerest]

@@t.g.5644 Your oversized disgusting cholesterol infested heart was thiiiiiiiis close to giving out.

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

Yay

[@BunnLilah]

15:33 They don't seem to mention it but I love how Chris was so scared of the cartoon ghost that he flinched in the game. He even says "jesus" under his breath afterwards lol

[@DocZhong]

I can’t believe after all this time they finally caught the rare Shiny Black Baby.

[@DocZhong]

fr though between this and skinwalker hunt I’m getting nostalgia-induced gooseboils all over my person

[@bradensmith8682]

Now I dont have to feel bad about using a Master Ball on it.

[@blablableep6811]

Huh..

[@declanoconnor3445]

You can make any black baby shiny if you just polish it

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

I'm just glad we didn't have to riot

[@JackJohnson-bw4pu]

the way Cory only catches onto their sarcasm like 35% of the time is hilarious

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Dude collect your prize what are you waiting on?

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@Triggitius Yea he has aspergers without a doubt.

[@ProjectBlackBox_TM]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 what's ur deal reddit

[@gabrieldarcy1744]

37% I think

[@beenis9842]

their sarcasm sort of emulates cory's exact wavelength and frequency on the autism spectrum in a very beautifully symmetric way

[@theonlyambi]

12:10 i fucking love the genuine surprise in zachs voice when he realizes that the baby doesn't want the raw onion slice

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

*wat*

[@CoalEater_Elli]

Zach's parents fed baby Zach a lot of onions. That was the only thing he was eating, they even gave him onion milk.

[@lmao-ev6nz]

WHAT!??!?

[@Yuckod]

im glad someone pointed this out lmao

[@littlesamu5920]

"... what?"

[@turtley8581]

19:42 holy shit the thud when the baby hits the wall is perfect

[@TheBfutgreg]

lmao you reminded me of a time when me and a few friends were watching Kung Pow: Enter the Fist with subtitles on....when he's rolling down the hill in the beginning it literally said *[baby thuds]*

[@vaguely_boring]

"Guess who's getting put in the oven again" is my new favorite oneyplays quote

[@Desparil]

Get back in the oven, you pizza!

[@FelipeJaquez]

A phrase poor Tomar hears everyday *sigh*

[@ilovenovels]

Tomar hears that phrase because he says it to his coal miners after they decide to take their"legally mandated" 15 minute break

[@GetERekted]

@@ilovenovels tomar saying this to someone is highly ironic

[@SpencerLemay]

@@ilovenovels No it's because he is a gem.

[@Herytik]

chris’s timing with setting the baby on the open stove door, slapping a egg on the baby’s face, then slamming it shut is comedic history in the making

[@MushieBLUSH]

I fucking lost it when chris threw a pickle at the baby while saying “hes such a good little guy”

[@lucasblanchard47]

Holy shit same hahaha!

[@treefingers6572]

My sweet cheeze My good time booeyh

[@Salmonman0604]

They threw a pickle at a baby, funniest shit I ever saw

[@tomkeenoyy]

I read this and then looked up and it happened and it killed me

[@acidset]

17:45

[@lucasblanchard47]

17:20 this whole bit in the kitchen had me in stitches! Then when Chris threw the pickle and the other food and it made that tiny *slap* sound I absolutely lost my shit and laughed just as hard as Corey until I cried! 😂😂😂

[@-Alluvium-]

You can almost hear Tomar making mental notes not to let these three take care of his baby

[@supper_cruiser]

This game is peanuts compared to babysitting at the Tomar Manor

[@TazKoltin]

@AutismoGamer i heard tomar installed a 40 foot wide moat full of a weird green slime around his ancient manor so that he could "trick those treaters"

[@cheatingspree]

what color is tomar's baby

[@izvideogamer2646]

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Chris would be a great uncle.

[@Circuitssmith]

@@cheatingspree It is red and employed, then as it gets older it will slowly become green and retired.

[@samuelcosta985]

I love how this baby is quite possibly the avatar of a Lovecraftian god and Chris and co. just shove it in an oven and slap raw onions in its face.

[@Tulip_bip]

This needs to be a movie, some eldritch horror vs 3 dunderheads

[@buttlord2223]

Considering how a lot of protagonists deal with their eldritch abominations in Lovecraft, this may actually be the proper response

[@blitheringape5321]

"quite possibly"? the game is called Baby in Yellow, I don't believe that isn't an HP lovecraft reference

[@ronanegan6529]

@@blitheringape5321it’s a reference to The King in Yellow, a book that inspired H.P. Lovecraft to create eldritch horror. It’s Lovecraft before Lovecraft was a thing

[@Tom-jy6mc]

They showed it true fear, and it responded by overcompensating like a true coward

[@NichYouTube]

I don't know why but watching the baby ragdoll and be obliterated while Chris and Corey laugh is the funniest thing to come out of Boney Plays so far

[@Destroyah5000]

I was 100% invested in demon baby game once I saw his true eyes at 1:56.

[@ryugurena3327]

I didn't notice his eyes did that lol

[@mycocodog47]

It happens so fast, I didn't notice until my 8th rewatch. It's funny how early you can actually piss it off. (At least I think those eyes mean you angered the baby.)

[@mesotolioma5089]

​@@mycocodog47 "8th rewatch" least autistic OneyPlays fan

[@varicosevaynes]

This is mounting evidence to my theory that Chris has secretly created every single game they play

[@hilotakenaka]

I thought it was Julian who made all the games they played

[@Hagalaz_Drums]

@Acceleration Quanta yeah lovecraft was really good at naming his pets, too

[@lutherweiser4673]

@@Hagalaz_Drums The King in Yellow was written by Robert Chambers before Lovecraft was even born. It just so happened to have a lot of influence on Lovecraft's work, except the racism. That was all Lovecraft.

[@The_Boctor]

@@Hagalaz_Drums He was also good at naming the save files in all his games.

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

The HASTUR reference in the game proves it’s more based on lovecraft tho

[@cartoongrump]

8:10 made me lmao, turning off the fairly decent voice acting so that they can stumble through it themselves

[@xyzani3397]

18:16 I don't know if its the baby fucking beyblading in midair or Cory's hysterics but this bit had me in tears

[@ithoughtyouwereamerican4474]

More like *babe* blading lol

[@GonkedOutMyMind]

@@ithoughtyouwereamerican4474 damn you, that was genius but damn you

[@mesotolioma5089]

​@@ithoughtyouwereamerican4474 Sighhhhh, here's your reddit gold

[@legendofsonic3979]

Seeing the boys not realize this game is based on The King in Yellow makes this ten times funnier

[@weskerpawnch]

Comedy gold. Comedy yellow. I didn't even catch on that the actual name of the game was "The Baby in Yellow" until the reference to Carcosa.

[@tuckernutter]

Fucking finally found a commenter that knows their lore

[@TheZigzagman]

@@weskerpawnch The best part about that is that Carcosa isn't even a yellow king thing. The author borrowed it from a spooky Ambrose Bierce story.

[@coal_powered]

as soon as i saw the symbol on the title screen i knew we were in for a good time

[@dartheria7914]

They're stereotypical gamers. You know, smoothbrains.

[@Absolutely_Nobody]

10:27 God I love how easily spooked Chris can be. All the cat did was slightly lift its head and he nearly screams.

[@chainsawing]

the fact this is an incredible homage to The King in Yellow and Chris spends the entire time throwing onions at the baby and missing what makes the plot sinister is just peak amazing Oneyplays content

[@wapit3346]

I can't wait to see someone animate this with Chris, Zack, and Corey as parents.

[@morgantodd3748]

Or as Hastur cultists serving their god's infant son.

[@MSQuaint]

they could just animate the whole video and it would be gold

[@jelly_4_brainz]

3 Jelqers and A Baby

[@jelly_4_brainz]

3 Jelqers and A Baby

[@GoodStarfish]

Chris: You are So cute *a moment of peace before shuriken-tossing baby int wall behind crib*

[@MSCDonkeyKong]

27:18 the way they throw the baby onto the bed is so perfect

[@johndillion5804]

it took us yelling and screaming and basically boycotting oneyplays to get yellow baby, but we are finally here. im so proud of this community

[@backwardsbandit8094]

I think the protest we held in the crowded mall when we pulled down our pants and shat on the floor with "release yellow baby" on our tshirts really got them. As soon as they saw the video on facebook, they knew they were out of options

[@mrboomf3292]

Next up…Yiik

[@BB-uo1qy]

Only goes to show that if we stop our feet and hold our breff and tug on our foreskins loud enough daddeh will listen

[@EldritchGrimoire]

As a new dad this feels like a mostly accurate portrayal and the last thing I should be watching at the same time

[@adonissookoo5268]

The sequel we all wanted

[@JustapErson]

Sequel to black baby?

[@westin556]

Chris’s brain was lighting up like a Xmas tree with all the clickable interactive things and I’m all for it lol

[@YourBuddyBrady]

Finally after one whole day we got Yellow Baby.

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Classic OneyPlays making us wait so long for such a masterpiece, smh

[@sebmeister8483]

14:28 I'm so glad that guy hasn't been forgotten. That's old school KZbin

[@freakmeek4927]

I like how genuinely shocked zach sounds when he heard that the baby didnt want a raw onion 12:11

[@joekaz5198]

That's because he feeds entirely on raw onions and herring. To live among goblins, one must smell the part.

[@Corkoth55]

​@@joekaz5198no, it was blue cheese stuffed olives

[@seshjuan42069]

is this the training that every new employee of OneyPlays have to go through to be able to look after Tomar's child?

[@darkbowls6887]

I cant get over how genuinely confused zach sounds about the baby not wanting an onion 12:10

[@fatsmoke3827]

I love how Chris, Cory and Zach are acting more evil than the baby itself by slamming it around and shooting it like a cannon out of the oven

[@bipolarbear8940]

I lost it when chris said "Well guess who's going in the oven again."

[@AKPiratePrince]

jfc the bit with the baby's arm stuck in the oven & Chris throwing coldcuts at it's face had me in stitches.

[@derpderp3499]

This is nice that they get to reenact scenes from Tomar's childhood through this game

[@Lambdaleth]

I can't stop laughing at them throwing/dropping the baby. Never gets old.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

It got the game to call them a monster lol

[@nikkifish]

So true Soft & Wet

[@WVNUK]

12:29 I have no idea why but the synchronized "Chill out" cracks me up

[@Zach_L778]

18:07 I love how Cory is losing his shit and everyone else just awkwardly laughed along

[@MrDjWalnut]

3:51 It's amazing that Chris is let loose in someone's house and acts more like an evil baby than the actual evil baby

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

The game did call him a monster

[@diddlydoodlywalrus6167]

For anyone who wants to know, the themes present are based off the short story by Robert Chambers, "The King in Yellow" with certain lines of the game being either lifted from (Don't know if they're exactly from the book, but eh) or inspired by the story. The Yellow Sign and mentioning of the abstruse city of Carcosa being dead give aways. Highly recommend it as a read to anyone with an interest in classic horror!

[@myrandomchannel3392]

The King in Yellow is not a short story. It is the name of an anthology of stories as well as the name of a fictional play which links the horror stories in that collection together. The Repairer of Reputations and The Yellow Sign are probably the best horror stories there but I actually do have a soft spot for Chambers' romance stories as well. "The Street of Our Lady of the Fields" was my unexpected favorite in the collection.

[@GusanitoXYZ]

i love cory's laugh God bless his sonic shaped heart

[@3agle280]

Cory's heart has three spike shaped chambers his heart, allowing his blood to be pumped at sonic speeds

[@MrRawbawto]

@@Cristiano_km no stupid

[@reidsimpson4213]

This video is gonna be EXTREMELY relevant to Chris's custody battle in ten years

[@pengmaeda9908]

I definitely wasn’t expecting 2 videos a day. TOMAR’s 16 Udders are working double time at feeding the editors I see.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Boneyplays is always two I think

[@pengmaeda9908]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 Typical Propagandist, trying oh so desperately to keep people in the dark at how delicious and nutritious Tomar Milk is for the public. “Look I’m just saying there’s no evidence Suckling Tomar’s nips will improve our society, the 2 videos a day is just a coincidence!” Keep spouting your hogwash, I KNOW THE TRUTH.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@pengmaeda9908 Your comment got shadow banned lmao

[@AnuxeL]

The Boney Plays video mentioned double uploads

[@pengmaeda9908]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 Wait so are you able to see the whole thing it or did you only get a notif about my reply but can’t see it? Whatever the case it was gonna be a Reall kneeslapper lemme tell you.

[@TylerLeeJones]

14:33 the memories this unlocked hit me like a train

[@dadiscoverychannel]

Inspiring that Zach was able to read "Take baby to changing table" with his deteriorating mole vision. Gives hope to all mole people.

[@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY BLACK BABY VS THE YELLOW BABY BEGIN!!!

[@MimmisArt]

I've never knew that the only thing that could fill my little heart with joy was Cory screaming laughing at Chris torturing a baby!

[@LangstonDev]

This is gonna sound crazy but somehow I knew it

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

The game called him a monster so I feel like he got the bad ending but idk

[@earthwormjim9739]

I like how it took 6 whole minutes for chris to realize there's words on the screen that tell you what to do.

[@aidanayers2093]

These baby-type games are the new strand-type

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6043]

Chris opening the fridge, slinging plates at the helpless demon as it shits itself, then closing the fridge and going about his day... in any other house it's abuse, but Chris is an Irish father so it's okay ❤️

[@R3ctalRanger6565]

Nice to see the boys show off their literacy knowledge by understanding the clear reference to the novel "The King in Yellow" by Robert Chambers, written in 1895. I'm simply grinning from ear to ear at the fact I have another thing common with the boys!

[@BBasiliscus]

Zach screams... in lost carcosa

[@TSBJunkie]

* literary ... sorry, dick move, but I couldn't resist

[@RollaJones]

"I got a Wuzzle, you got a Wuzzle!" ‐ Corssilda's Song

[@R3ctalRanger6565]

@@TSBJunkie Now I'm not making a threat but listen man, if you want your family struggle snuggled you're heading in the right direction.

[@xXx_Regulus_xXx]

@@R3ctalRanger6565 was it a bot? comment is gone

[@teamterriblegames]

Damn, this might be one of my favourite BiY videos. Thanks so much for playing!

[@onewingedangel2479]

I once asked Chris if he would babysit my kid for me as a favor. He agreed, but I was a little perturbed when his first question was "Where's the oven?"

[@fryerfryer388]

This implies Chris is not used to the oven being in the kitchen.

[@thatguymarvin1466]

Love the amount of baby diversity we're seeing on this channel, well done boys 👏

[@pyrotechnick420]

Seven babies in all, each one a different color to match the Tomar Emeralds they guard. You must defeat them all to summon the Evil Tomar and make a wish

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

You shouldn't meddle with which you cannot comprehend or even fully perceive.

[@DaWoWzer]

I'm so glad Cory was in town for Boney plays this year.

[@KennyHedgehog]

The classic iconic Yellow baby, incredible

[@sithic2241]

The excitement I felt reading Yellow Baby was uncomfortably pleasant

[@sithic2241]

@@dominicmarazita6058 or the black baby series pick your poison

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@sithic2241 Why must poison be had

[@newtybot]

Demon baby: this soul will be delic- *gets plates thrown at it*

[@SuperStaticPro]

Yellow Baby? Could this be the Yellow Baby that was once foretold?

[@Navazarian]

The chaos that ensues at 17:46 never ceases to make me lose it 😂.

[@otakuamerican5190]

Another addition to the Baby Cinematic universe

[@frootypatooty6181]

Anything with the word baby on this channel is bound to be good. Haven't laughed this hard in ages. As for the game, it was released years ago. They definitely have improved it. I know for a fact the bed time stories are a new feature. Now I'm interested in that new game they're making.

[@TheSimplyJJP]

You know it's good when chris says this is the "best game ever"

[@aniyilator]

19:00 Thought Cory was gonna say that it brought back some childhood memories

[@megamaggotmrh9085]

I am now invested in Yellow Baby after countless mentions throughout episode one of Poppy Playtime. Yellow Baby for 1000000 years. Yellow Baby coin to the moon!

[@lsghost5805]

there's so many funny moments but my favourite i think is Chris holding the baby shaking it laughing with Zach and Cory, then just shouting "GO TO BED" as he FUCKING YEETS the baby at the wall

[@Randtaro]

Not even 2 minutes in and Chris is already trying to kill the child…..

[@br3akstuff]

He'd be a good dad

[@TrueRetroflection]

Chris is following the Irish customs

[@poodytanx8611]

It's how they fertilize the fields

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

I think it got them the bad ending based on the instructions on the third day, the game called Chris a monster.

[@sgtrockisgoingtohelpme]

I think this is one of the funniest Boneyplays videos in a while

[@darealxbox]

Nice PFP

[@Crazyboutpeace]

The first time they chuck the baby in the oven is legitimately one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen, the sheer perfect timing on that, amazing

[@charliekill88]

I just saw this on itch and was like "can't wait for oney to play this"

[@Physhi]

1:57 You can see those eyes this early for half a second! WOW.

[@donnajeaners]

I can’t wait for all the Yellow Baby easter eggs in the rest of the Boney Plays videos, as foretold by Lyle

[@NexusX100]

The way Chris says “ahh he’s such a good little guy” is one of my favorite quotes from oneyplay

[@goldjojo]

The many agonizing hours it took for this Yellow Baby to appear on screen was almost too much for me to take, but it’s all okay now that it is here.

[@ShaneMurphyHendrickson]

I love to see a crossover with Black Baby and Yellow Baby together.

[@samblackstone3400]

After HOURS of delays and a vicious legal battle it’s here

[@Chris-hw6vu]

the reason Tomar wasn't asked to play was because whenever he catches a glimpse of an infant he flies into a murderous rage

[@xBezerkerrr]

Tomar's there, he was only allowed to narrate the book at 8:08 and was contractually obligated to remain silent for the rest of the video

[@hollowpotatoes770]

This is the yellow baby content we've been asking for

[@AshBarkPerson]

12:11 he sounds so shocked. red onions were always what calmed him down as a wee lad

[@SkywardPhantom]

Bro Zach getting scared from the baby being picked up got me

[@Wolfcat22]

This might possibly be the best Yellow Baby gameplay video they've ever produced.

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

This is definitely my favorite instance of a baby getting his arm stuck in a stove

[@Tmax_16]

7:15 I love how Chris is technically right

[@usb061]

I love the game is doing jumpscares and eerie stuff and they keep throwing the baby in the oven

[@CliffSavage2021]

This is possibly the greatest 1 episode let's play ever.

[@thebinarybrain9322]

Can't believe they finally made a game about Jaundice

[@Krooked_Teeth]

The art in the books is actually great

[@lowmay333]

I can't believe someone made a game about Tomar's early life.

[@tyrannosuperior5248]

For those who didn't catch it. Hastur (AKA "The King In Yellow") was part of the C'thulhu mythos.

[@ClaydolTheGreat]

I’ve been waiting so long for the Yellow Baby video ever since it got announced and it’s finally here

[@loepen]

it's so cool we get to see how Tomar was raised

[@buddhabradshaw4179]

Finally it’s here!!!! We’ve waited so long

[@dindanbananaman7223]

think this is the best episode they have ever done could not stop laughing

[@DeadlyScoots]

1:56 when Chris picks up the baby you can see its eyes flash demonic for a frame or two

[@Andee...]

so happy that black baby got a sequel