So on your resume you said you survived a monster attack and you worked at a zoo you're hired welcome to our Starbucks
@superdameonglitchy42046 жыл бұрын
Thanks jonhe
@superdameonglitchy42046 жыл бұрын
Its john
@superdameonglitchy42046 жыл бұрын
Youre promoted
@CountGraze6 жыл бұрын
Little did he know that they were using the black goo as a coffee ingredient, dun dun daaaar
@katelynthewhitewerewolf63764 жыл бұрын
@@CountGraze CreepsMcPasta is awesome
@toalutoriangaming7 жыл бұрын
Wow venom's new introduction into the MCU is strange.
@commanderspyder54326 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought of Venom and Zalgo while listening to this lol
@Unlimited_Vis6 жыл бұрын
Commander Spyder zalgo?
@commanderspyder54326 жыл бұрын
@@Unlimited_Vis Look him up, and the creepypasta 'He Comes' to see what I mean.
@Unlimited_Vis6 жыл бұрын
@@commanderspyder5432 so i saw images and well shit i should not have looked that up first thing in da morning
@churrolord26597 жыл бұрын
The title makes it sound more like a documentary than a creepypasta
@peterl75177 жыл бұрын
true
@finley90456 жыл бұрын
It kinda sounds like a *romcom* (I probably spelled the wrong)😂
@lokiskeletal96566 жыл бұрын
*why do I find this so funny*
@katelynthewhitewerewolf63764 жыл бұрын
@@lokiskeletal9656 I like Creepypastas.
@treyabrams28387 жыл бұрын
creepypasta video, still funnier than the emoji movie
@nathanhall24737 жыл бұрын
how are creepypasta video are funny it supports to be scary who thicks creepypasta are funny
@laserbeam8597 жыл бұрын
Nathan Hall its a joke...
@jamiewarrington79477 жыл бұрын
It's a joke because of how bad and unfunny The Emoji Movie is. XD
@choc0late_milk7 жыл бұрын
Trey Abrams n
@catloverkitty53777 жыл бұрын
+Jake “Jake from state farm” what pants are you wearing are they khakis
@diurtydantv80617 жыл бұрын
It's literally just the venom symbiote
@jonathanmiddleton8906 жыл бұрын
same
@dumbbellwarrior51026 жыл бұрын
Yeah but this was before venom existed.
@hollystar3115 жыл бұрын
Dumbbell Warrior not quite but good try
@LiquidClara5 жыл бұрын
@@dumbbellwarrior5102 Venom made his comic appearance in 1984
@smughatkid99817 жыл бұрын
Zoo Tycoon 2 Gameplay at 3:00 AM Challenge ( *GONE WRONG* ) ( *GONE VIOLENT* )
@queenoffrance63977 жыл бұрын
I do that some times :3
@eeveeee62017 жыл бұрын
Hi I'm Doomfist From Overwatch old spice body washhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
@moffett77787 жыл бұрын
Zoo tycoon is my childhood shh
@queenoffrance63977 жыл бұрын
No worries, it's my childhood too ;-;
@moffett77787 жыл бұрын
Rip
@CalebLaw17 жыл бұрын
That's not a rat-monster! It's my wife!
@mlgmlg1817 жыл бұрын
CalebLaw1 lol
@catloverkitty53777 жыл бұрын
your 5 shut up
@CalebLaw17 жыл бұрын
cat lover kitty Fuck you, bitch. Also, I'M 5? Based on your sorry-ass grammar, I think you have confused my age with yours.
@catloverkitty53777 жыл бұрын
cool im 8 so
@Phasguy7 жыл бұрын
cat lover kitty hahaha get out of here kid
@jayb5307 жыл бұрын
I luv how he says Zebra. "Zehbrah." 😄
@MEGURMAN7 жыл бұрын
Intellectual Lifeform it's a British thing :)
@Behemoth90307 жыл бұрын
Only people outside of Britain say it as "Zee-Bra", because it's our language and everyone else ruined it. :D (ps I'm kidding about the last language bit. Everyone ruined it! Even us! The original pronunciation though is actually "Zeh-Bra".
@missluciddreams34725 жыл бұрын
Very British ❤
@alexvermaak17595 жыл бұрын
All of you people are wrong, it's Americans that say it weird, everyone else says it "Zeh-bra" ~ an African
@rtten2395 жыл бұрын
MEGURMAN hi fellow knob
@d4nnib337 жыл бұрын
I'm so ready to listen to this at bedtime! Funny how this is the only thing that can get me to sleep 😋
@midnightblu59767 жыл бұрын
Dee Boyd maybe it's his voice it's oddly calming
@Capt_Frost7 жыл бұрын
midnightblu5976 Only Mr. Creeps can make videos that soothe you and keep you up all night at the same time.
@shadowgodzilko49617 жыл бұрын
Dee Boyd same.
@kyleborland94657 жыл бұрын
snap
@zoecreates97767 жыл бұрын
Me to we are all crazy😝
@luckystar92797 жыл бұрын
I'm sure surviving a monster attack would just make you too overqualified for the job
@CW-dl2dd7 жыл бұрын
Lucky Star Yeah that only job you could be qualified for that is the MiB 😆
@faeyarosethorne27166 жыл бұрын
Anton Chigurh XD
@coinlockerbaby5787 жыл бұрын
Omg. Okay, I have a theory... The main character might be the main character from "If This Is Hell, It Must Be Contagious". I have no evidence for this theory, except for the fact that he said the local Starbucks is hiring. Edit: I've checked the wiki, and I can't find the author for "If This Is Hell, It Must Be Contagious".
@hidinginthecommentsss7 жыл бұрын
Lightning Gaming oh my god 😵
@mlgmlg1817 жыл бұрын
Lightning Gaming it all makes sense now!
@PrincessAshley9727 жыл бұрын
Lightning Gaming that poor man
@ZeTrashMan7 жыл бұрын
Lightning Gaming may be true that would be awsome if creepy pastas were transformed into a big one
That moment when you seriously consider that customer service might still be worse than what happened to the narrator...
@andrejvujanovic92337 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Einspanier XDDDD I'm guessing you worked there
@PhantomOfDarkness7 жыл бұрын
you're so early for a creepsmcpasta video that you don't do anything. you just watch. i'm trying to act like i'm about to write something clever but you know i ain't got shit to write. enjoy the video anyway. thats the point.
@Amae44447 жыл бұрын
PhantomOfDarkness lol very cool. I love your channel btw ☺
@PhantomOfDarkness7 жыл бұрын
LOL. well thank you. :D
@Zero-qj2cr7 жыл бұрын
I like your channel I like the creepy laugh when the video start.
@ihavenoideasforausernameha21897 жыл бұрын
PhantomOfDarkness you are a hero
@PhantomOfDarkness7 жыл бұрын
thanks zero!
@RickJuly7 жыл бұрын
"Surviving a monster attack...might look good on my resume" 😂
@andrejvujanovic92337 жыл бұрын
Anime boy boss: "so, what makes you qualified for our job?" worker: "I ran away from a monster like a little bitch "silence for 20 secs" boss: "you're hired"
@grim58087 жыл бұрын
this reminds me so much of the SCP that was injected into veterans and amputees that was supposed to return missing limbs and make them super strong. the SCP turned their blood black and when detached from the body the substance would become rock hard. the veterans and amputees experienced extreme pain lost their minds and eventually secreted a almost living black goo that controlled them. of course they escaped and are never seen again. I wonder if this was a joint operation and this one was a way more dangerous SCP that was fortunately covered up in time
@digitaldog98377 жыл бұрын
It sounds close to the scp and it could be a joint operation and there could have been more. Only good knows
@maxximmc6 жыл бұрын
matseven blue 😀 What SCP number?
@faeyarosethorne27166 жыл бұрын
Brother Hajoon that is actually a good theory
@zachbratz29156 жыл бұрын
Brother Hajoon what one is it was a scp#
@Sparrowgirl577 жыл бұрын
Been listening for years, Creeps' voice is so soothing. Thank you for helping me on many a sleepless nights.
@Scotttjt7 жыл бұрын
Damnit, Venom's loose again.
@geedaisy23747 жыл бұрын
oooooo it started with the spooky spook music it's gonna be a good one
@lcrypticl77307 жыл бұрын
I was just scrolling looking for a creepypasta and then I get the notification for CreepsMcPasta ☺️
@Amae44447 жыл бұрын
l Cryptic l ditto ☺
@mutated85507 жыл бұрын
Same
@eeveeee62017 жыл бұрын
Very surprised no one is complaining about hurt animals in this story, great story either way.
@MEGURMAN7 жыл бұрын
EeVee ee why would people complain?
@eeveeee62017 жыл бұрын
Squidward of Catarina cause the last time he had a dog getting it's body parts taken off grusomely people did not like that. That comment section was full of people who did not like that.
@lobotomylayla7 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I was just at the zoo...
@9000k47 жыл бұрын
MoonlightStorm28 I just went to 1 all they had was a dog, it was a shit zoo
@lukechamalian19576 жыл бұрын
lol
@lukechamalian19576 жыл бұрын
OH NO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN NOW COMRAD RUN
@helentelehowski6796 жыл бұрын
I was going to go to the zoo. Thinking twice now.
@helentelehowski6796 жыл бұрын
@Ayad Omr Ayad it was a play on words lol
@dominickjordan30526 жыл бұрын
This honestly was a perfect creepypasta. The ending wasn't outlandish as it usually is, it was played out to a perfect length, it was very descriptive, and also entertaining.
@CW-dl2dd7 жыл бұрын
"Surviving a monster attack might look good on my resume..." Best line ever
@papajawn7 жыл бұрын
F U N F A C T: If you can read this, then you are not blind.
@sickocreed74637 жыл бұрын
Axer MC in other news water is supposedly wet
@TheRedRaccoonDog7 жыл бұрын
+Complexis AJ *WRONG!* Peanuts aren't nuts at all! They are legumes!
@benmaguire10147 жыл бұрын
F U N F A C T: you are reading this comment F U N F A C T : you clicked read more
@squidcultist00227 жыл бұрын
I'm blind, just reading this with my nose
@JJ-kp7zb7 жыл бұрын
Axer MC what I can't hear you I'm blind
@saltlakecityrecboy79407 жыл бұрын
It's so good to listen to these again. Getting that Halloween mindset months ahead.
@mommymeow327 жыл бұрын
Sure! Who's up for a trip to the zoo with me? Let's go see some animals! :D
@genjishimada6197 жыл бұрын
killer keemstar hey fuck off he didn't say something bad
@Khim_01296 жыл бұрын
I'm up for it!
@opossumguyworld44876 жыл бұрын
mommymeow32 let's go then
@mkultrasoldier6 жыл бұрын
@FrostedFoxes furryhuntinglicence.mpeg
@lukechamalian19576 жыл бұрын
IM IN (give me an m16 an m14 and an m60 and I'm ready to go)
@KauanRMKlein7 жыл бұрын
I'm 34 secs into the video, while the narrator comments how we never get to see animals do anything cool in a zoo. That's true, but I had the privilege of once hearing a lion roar. It was in a circus, a very decrepit one, and it was like some 8 years ago. That was the one and only time I've been to a circus, I don't remember a whole lot about the experience, but I do remember the sound of the lion roaring. What a sound! It's indescribable. So loud and deep it makes your insides tremble. The most terrible, beautiful and powerful sound I've ever heard. I think if I was face to face with a lion in the wild and it roared like that, I would not be able to run or even stand up, I'd just fall down in shock and hopefully die quickly.
@dominicgreen57037 жыл бұрын
*Ratted him out*
@channelswolfbrigade5 жыл бұрын
Ha!!! Puns.
@redraideninthehood7637 жыл бұрын
Title says The Zookeepers, thumbnail says The Zookeeper. Which is it Creeps????
@SaffronCake52337 жыл бұрын
redraideninthe hood maybe it's both!!!
@ponds91st7 жыл бұрын
Silver Wolf bum bum buuuuuuuum
@whyme59097 жыл бұрын
Great Stories!!!
@mccoykluttz31724 жыл бұрын
1:10 “who wants to go to a zoo and see a tiger get tranquilized and tested for disease” Me: I kinda wanna see that now
@hoobadooba20007 жыл бұрын
Tf is a zehbra.
@hoobadooba20007 жыл бұрын
Eden potato Stowe fair enough
@TheCompleteMental7 жыл бұрын
Zedbrah
@chocochip98297 жыл бұрын
OfficiallyThatOneGuy zeqbah
@kermyandluna77037 жыл бұрын
Black and white horse
@PunkNStein6 жыл бұрын
Hooba Dooba yep.... that one was a little tricky for me to push aside and ignore too. Zehbra..... THA FUHHH?!?!
@wolfandraven8917 жыл бұрын
Creeps, you are my favourite Creepypasta storyteller!
@zaralocke27557 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love listening to your stories, only negative for me personally is the music! I usually listen to you as I go to bed and I find the music distracting from the dialogue. Your voice and the expression within it doesn't require music to set the scene in my opinion.. You're very talented and don't need anything other than the story and your voice to make an entertaining video.
@UhhhMir7 жыл бұрын
It took me too long to find out he was saying zebra
@auroradarklund90047 жыл бұрын
Bored2k when an American listens to a British person speak. XD THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!
@joebuchanan98857 жыл бұрын
Bored2k I hate people who say zebra like zeebra
@thelastdino80197 жыл бұрын
Like Zedbra sounds any better....
@wolfinvaders61227 жыл бұрын
JB 5 I can't help it I'm American
@InVinoVeratas7 жыл бұрын
Proper English, Zhebra.
@jesseorlofske26946 жыл бұрын
A good creepypasta. I've had a hard time finding them these last few weeks.
@lukethelegend97056 жыл бұрын
“Surviving a monster attack might look good on my resume.”~traumatized zookeeper, 2017.
@kikikungfukakes66396 жыл бұрын
I never leave comments before I watch. You like to know what we think, not just #'s and flirting, and lame repetitive jokes. I tried to volunteer to clean animal enclosures. And funeral homes. All the same, all tight knit exclusive people. Xoxo, thank you for the upload, darling. Xoxo every single one is a unique little slice of a horror. I enjoy your 1st person narrations the most, because your voices changes pitch for questions, suprise, panic, fear... Fantastic work.
@MultiBattleblader7 жыл бұрын
I'm not early, I'm 2 minutes late
@mitchellchannel52657 жыл бұрын
True
@SarayaSkulls7 жыл бұрын
John Hernandez I'm late too don't feel bad
@colinshaules71417 жыл бұрын
Saraya Fiore no I'm late
@portal2boyz4057 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, the one time he tries to walk in, the experiment works. Makes fucking sense
@redorangejuice72815 жыл бұрын
is it bad that I immediately recognized the image from the Harbringer experiment?
@queenoffrance63977 жыл бұрын
I just finished watching Friday the 13th, and now this? YAY!!!! MORE CREEPINESS :D
@mlgmlg1817 жыл бұрын
I is universe Raptor 51 lol you had a good day didn't you
@queenoffrance63977 жыл бұрын
I actually did, I had a creepy movie watching marathon :D
@lightofthearth3 жыл бұрын
Yayy
@shaunastevens497 жыл бұрын
The zoo in Denver has an artificial night building for nocturnal critters. It's really cool I recommend
@drtexas31695 жыл бұрын
Every body gangsta till the beasts start disapering
@juiiceaddict36857 жыл бұрын
HI CREEPS
@colinshaules71417 жыл бұрын
HI
@mayrasoto27277 жыл бұрын
i love your videos, keep up the great work creeps❤
@djangogipsy7 жыл бұрын
This is why you should not test on animals xD
@talynorf3897 жыл бұрын
Love the videos
@angiet73807 жыл бұрын
It's weird how in some countries, every letter sounded out in the alphabet end with a vowel, y-sound, or the sound that the corresponding letter makes, but then "Z" ends with an ed-sound
@MEGURMAN7 жыл бұрын
Angie T only in murica do they say it with a "y" sound at the end
@ElizabethSanchez-kg1on7 жыл бұрын
The mutant rat having mauled the horrified scientists was some vindication for the suffering the other animals endured in the name of science.
@josephperez72297 жыл бұрын
I remembered the picture from the hardgebringer experiment (idk if thats spelled right) but thats my favorite creepypasta to date 👍👍
@rowenamorris87927 жыл бұрын
That story was awesome, my favourite so far !
@BabbyGGGgG5 жыл бұрын
The way you say zebra is adorable
@eliron97757 жыл бұрын
Hey man I just heard that u have been robbed I don't know if it was a long time ago or something but I just HOPE that u are good and just felling better I myself have donated to help u and be happier I know it can be like extremely heavy for someone and this happens like every second or minute for someone in the world so I hope u fell better and I will see u soon
@JSXDrift4 жыл бұрын
Why are the ads always louder than the videos?
@jacobmartinez15576 жыл бұрын
Your stories are interesting. I like listening to the stories you read about in your videos.
@creeperfazbearsgameplay84583 жыл бұрын
This is such creepy Nostalgia I remember listening to this in the woods in the dark over 3 years ago, it hits different
@trainboy77 жыл бұрын
“let me out! Somebody help me!” *the creature hears him* It was at this moment The Zookeeper knew....He f**ked up.
@Ofwhateverrrrrr7 жыл бұрын
This was a good story. Keep up the good work.
@joelperry9977 жыл бұрын
love listening to you creeps!!!!your voice is absolutely perfect! !!!!! XD
@memyself99917 жыл бұрын
I love your creepypastas creeps. So good.
@77knives7 жыл бұрын
You uploaded a video on my birthday!!! Thank you Creeps
@bigman68107 жыл бұрын
Coming back to this channel after like two years still great creepypastas :)
@laurieomlor41417 жыл бұрын
these stories are so awesome thanks creepsmcpasta. i enjoy your videos!
@angelamricks86667 жыл бұрын
Excellent job thank you very much.
@Yourdadbuffalo7 жыл бұрын
Nice vid fam
@nicoleh37036 жыл бұрын
I think that last line would have be a good creepypasta title too lol "Surviving a monster attack might look good on a resume"
@rhysjenkins29477 жыл бұрын
This background reminds me of my favourite creepy pasta and what's that you ask?? Well the harbinger experiment of course
@domenvaupotic73307 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't hollywood make creepypasta movies? (BAM! MILLION DOLLAR IDEA!)
@vilesoulcube26016 жыл бұрын
Shuffler this one is Venom
@Midnight-Tide7 жыл бұрын
Symbiotic black ooze creature? Oh what could it be*says sarcastically *
@alyssa-xf8xt7 жыл бұрын
I always start to think I know what's gonna happen but it turns out that I'm always wrong. You never fail to surprise me :)
@b1gchongus4177 жыл бұрын
Hey creeps!!! I love your videos!! Thank you for keeping up the good work no matter what!!! 😃😃😃
@user-oz1ny7 жыл бұрын
Keep doing what you're doing bro
@Amae44447 жыл бұрын
Loved It! Love Your Channel! Love Your Voice! (it reminds me of home) ☺
@lashaygayles71397 жыл бұрын
I love your videos they always peak my interest
@AurorasAura44176 жыл бұрын
me, who works at a zoo: "You might have been to a zoo before" "Nope"
@demonicking5527 жыл бұрын
Great story creeps, best storyteller ever
@spoodurmin97427 жыл бұрын
Dude I literally just went to the zoo, I arrive home and see that you uploaded this.
@sydforwoni37 жыл бұрын
I subscribed
@aintnosaint6667 жыл бұрын
Creeps keep up the great work you do. my all time favorite story loved it
@neverxnice35777 жыл бұрын
"large, black, and definetley not a zebra" idk why but that line cracked me up.
@ub0tB0T7 жыл бұрын
awesome and original story!
@missionlifeproject7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for more
@hypiucle2655 жыл бұрын
We'll never know
@FineUndDandy3 жыл бұрын
Ah, this thing. I was looking for this thing for a while since I remembered it.
@catloverkitty53777 жыл бұрын
memes are life memes are love memes are everything
@thecavedweller6167 жыл бұрын
best story in a while. props.
@dekead7 жыл бұрын
Awesome!
@omnifox16787 жыл бұрын
Thank you for a good story 👍👌
@djokuma92637 жыл бұрын
ANYONE ELSE RECOGNIZE THE NOD AT THE END TO THE STORY "if this is hell then it's contagious?"
@brettmallis9734Ай бұрын
I'd like to combine this into the story I'm trapped in the security office at work, and make a creepypasta universe.
@springyfazbears82676 жыл бұрын
This Creepypasta is very Unique. I never thought that Animal testing was so dangerous... Love ur vids
@johnx87967 жыл бұрын
"Pronounce Zebra" "Zebbra"
@missluciddreams34725 жыл бұрын
It's a British thing, mate 😉
@jadenbaker7367 жыл бұрын
I loved the last sentence. It's great when a creepy story can have some humor.
@littlepip40146 жыл бұрын
I usually never skip ads to help support my fellow youtubers, but this add on the video was 5 minutes without a skip lol damn creeps
@creepslinger52487 жыл бұрын
Creepmcpasta I love ur vids they give me chills.
@thedoruk63247 жыл бұрын
Your videos're very well done m8 👌
@REDSOURCE7 жыл бұрын
That ending 'Surviving a monster might look good on my resumey" Im dying...
@bryantan42287 жыл бұрын
A spiderman creepypasta. The symbiote was Venom by the way.