The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 19

[@drewpinnell9444]

My favorite part of this podcast is listening to it a second time because the first time i couldn't stay focused or entertained

[@68able2]

adam friedland experience.

[@getgle]

Hell yeah dude

[@dwinterowd]

second time? I cant make it through so I keep restarting it. Am I stupid?

[@Truffle_Pup]

Two lesbians who have absolutely nailed the system, say stuff and film it. Proud. And I'm gay.

[@mr.johnson7424]

Adam is gaslighting the audience. He hasn't told us the truth for 7 years. Lest we forget the breakfast sandwich incident.

[@anon2234]

Or the headphones. Can't forget the headphones.

[@9898Hawk]

Not to mention the fact that he still claims to be both heterosexual and not a bug.

[@TLC673]

​​@@anon2234the headphones has gotta be just about the funniest thing in the entire show Edit: other than Adam negotiating at guitar centre

[@0O0OO0]

He never shit himself and it was a low hanging bit because they were bored and coked out and stav was lib chimping bts

[@l1n5n8]

I think him shitting himself to start off an episode was recompense for the breakfast sandwich incident

[@robertkarnick1286]

Every episode of this show feels like getting a call from my parents expecting them to tell me that my ailing grandparent has finally died

[@PowerfulAcid]

Hahahahah omg lol

[@freepz1]

Son, your grandmother Adam Friedland has finally lost his long battle with vocal frye and contorting himself into gay shapes.

[@wallopjones9409]

Spot on

[@babeslayer5]

Horrible call by Adam to waste part of a new episode by playing an old Lenny Bruce clip anyone could listen to anytime, anywhere

[@diamondsprince]

​@@babeslayer5'what'd he say'

[@zacharyfarley1727]

My parents acted just like this before they got divorced.

[@katieh8186]

These comments are kinda scaring me

[@laurel__]

We want Chet Hanks

[@spitfire3311]

I want the dude who did the dilbert cartoons to come on and draw horribly offensive caricatures of Adams gross bug face.

[@laurel__]

We also want Scott Adams

[@ojpimpson3343]

​@laurellll how bout Scott Peterson.

[@Rokuro1]

How about Henry Kissinger and make him Kiss Adam

[@ComptonCupcakes]

Yes what the fuck Adam

[@vsTylervs]

IM 52 YRS OF AGE, MOSTLY SPEND MY TIME LISTENING TO LED ZEPLIN AND WORKIN ON MY BIKE BUT BOY HOWDY DO I LOVE SOME ADAM FRIEDLAND PODCAST FROM TIME TO TIME. GOOD FELLERS

[@caseymorris4299]

I'm glad I saw another variant of this copypasta earlier today or I'd have ignorantly lit into you for this comment. Well placed bait, sir.

[@cartermorel4275]

What was Stonewall like?

[@hand__banana]

@@caseymorris4299 cool guy

[@007Sign]

HELL YEAH BROTHER! ADAM FREEDLAN CAN RIDE MY HOG ANY DAMN DAY💪🏍🐺🇺🇸🤝🇮🇱

[@freepz1]

The only thing louder than Nick’s disapproval of a subject is his passive aggressive instant changing of said subject.

[@rayneweber5904]

This passive aggression is killing me inside

[@Corruptcapybara]

The best bits in cumtowm were always started with nicks abrupt interruptions

[@rayneweber5904]

@@Levipaulsen you mean the Ronald McDonald house child predator?

[@uploaderofmonkeybath.mp4761]

i'm having fun! >:(

[@LittleYoki]

I love this podcast its like listening to my aunts talk

[@Knath-ee3vj]

I was gonna say the same thing but with my gay dads. Also I am gay.

[@cartermorel4275]

​@Knath-ee3vj which one is the pitcher and which one is the catcher?

[@Flike245]

Nick saw how Kubrick treated Shelley Duvall and decided to try that on Adam.

[@c.andrew3944]

Art is pain, and for Adam that means working two hours without vaping.

[@HammerStudioGames]

​@@c.andrew3944what do you mean without vaping?

[@blakeanderson5011]

This is like a study of someone who has a prescription for adderall hanging out with somebody who doesn’t.

[@olivergeerts2384]

can't wait for episode 20 of Adam & Nick trying to break up with eachother

[@BabyBowDingBall]

Hell yeah, cool contrarian Nick is tired again

[@penguano5514]

honestly maybe he's right and he is dying of cancer or multiple organ failure or some other catastrophic illness

[@unsavedproject2139]

@@penguano5514 good

[@achronicblunt]

Be nice to Nick. Now that he no longer sees race as a handicap and is tired of making fun of women and minorities, he's having to reboot his sense of humor and find out what's funny that doesn't also include mocking some historically disenfranchised group. It's a Herculean task he's given himself. I'm not even sure it's possible for someone with his level of ennui. Plus, he lives on a doomed planet with a not zero chance of a complete psychopath being re-elected president and needing to have the Oval Office's desk relocated to his jail cell to coordinate the final strike of the Republicans' ongoing war on all things natural and pure, and Nick still hasn't even figured out how to enjoy The Mandalorian. Personally, I'm hoping he gets visited by some racist Ghost of Christmas Past that reminds him what really matters in life: making fun of everyone equally, and realizing that the secret to enjoying The Mandalorian is just that everyone finds Baby Yoda attractive.

[@kristopherpoulsen653]

​@@penguano5514That's just wishful thinking on his part

[@billwaterson9492]

​@@penguano5514hell yeah dude

[@beclops]

Welcome back to the Nick Mullen bitching at Adam decathlon

[@beclops]

“I’M HAVING FUN” Real unbearable one this time boys

[@billwaterson9492]

What, he's supposed to let Adam get away with it?

[@lakesidefiddle8051]

Love the "trying desperately to endear to a guy that can barely tolerate you" vibe these podcasts bring lol

[@joel539]

nick brings up some dead comic adam: he’s handsome 🫦🍆

[@laurel__]

I didn't know this lip biting emoji existed I'm about to get REALLY annoying

[@OLDMANWAFFLES]

@@laurel__🫦 oh yeah..?

[@multiplesifl]

🫦

[@loominnaughty]

Wait, is this an elaborate writers’ strike bit?

[@joel539]

@@angusmatheson8906 lenny fucking bruce? sounds pretty gay to me pal

[@RoshDroz]

More Lenny Bruce on a cell phone. Give the people what they want

[@astrosoup]

They could make a lot of money doing react content

[@jyo9735]

@@astrosoup holy shit youre right

[@craigrussell3062]

I literally just discovered cumtown this week and have been binging clips, so I decided to check out what they're up to now, and holy crap. This is what it must have been like to discover Opie and Anthony in 2014.

[@billwaterson9492]

You'll catch up.

[@YangiTheCat]

lmao yeah don't watch any of the stuff 2023-onwards.

[@americanmitch2658]

Spotify has all the free cumtown episodes.

[@benitofranklyn4237]

O&A was much better, much more popular and famous and more important for comedy than Cumtown, but yes the analogy kind of holds up, although Nick and Stav both seem to be Opie and Adam would be E-Rock probably.

[@billwaterson9492]

@benitofranklyn4237 it's just a different time man. Without Louie and Patrice I dont know what holds up from opanth. if you watched Rick and Marty or American dad after cumtown, you'll see a ton of bits they jacked from ct

[@patrickwigington]

Nick seems so fun to hang out with

[@FunkleSauce]

We're hanging out with him right now

[@shane_rm1025]

He's my best friend get your own 😡

[@Adam-yo3bt]

I know I just want to hang out with him and suck his lips

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

Adam giving off some serious battered wife syndrome signals in this one

[@ev1915]

fr lmao. Same w nick giving off abusive husband

[@scottmiller3444]

Who is Adam?

[@Adam-yo3bt]

​@@scottmiller3444I think they're talking about Nick's wife

[@chris25861]

Adam has essentially turned into Elizabeth Holmes at this point

[@wyattknowles8885]

watching nick makes me a better boyfriend as i see all my terrible qualities in him

[@skeebontrience1799]

What's his name? 😉

[@JJEERRPP]

@@skeebontrience1799D’vontarious

[@ja3482]

Watching Nick makes me a better autist. By which I mean a worse person.

[@ev1915]

lmaooo fr

[@penguano5514]

​@@JJEERRPP Lamaricious

[@p33ko81]

“The show is a promise to the customer”

[@CavemanARC]

Adam demanding the clip continue to be played then repeatedly asking "what was that?" through the whole thing was peak podcasting, way to go boys!

[@FlyingFishify]

Adam is a saint for dealing with this guy for so long my god

[@stevebuscemi3622]

He is a heeb bug

[@AliceYobby]

dude when Nick literally tried gaslighting Adam into thinking he didn’t do the ad read I was like oh I’d actually get impotently violent. Which is why Adam is the real alpha, because putting up with that shit implies a level of self-assuredness that’s admirable

[@ZaLewdWarudo]

​@@AliceYobbyI don't even think he's gaslighting him, I think Nick is genuinely so fucking autistic that he doesn't LISTEN to anything anyone is actually saying around him, so he just doesn't know that the ad read was done.

[@atari36riot82]

just me and the other straight men watching/listening to our favorite straight podcast

[@misterfuzzyflippers]

Adam offering to let Nick sleep with him while his girlfriend sleeps on the floor is my favorite aspect of their marriage.

[@dray.forever]

adam friedland "i have been nothing but honest with you people". adam friedland "it's......the 6th offff.....august"

[@rayneweber5904]

Well, Nick, maybe I don't want to listen to Lemmy Bruce on my own time. Maybe I want to hear it through your speaker on a podcast while drinking myself past a hangover. It's not all about you.

[@lukasc.kovanda2607]

Nick wearing a writers guild on strike shirt like hes actually a writer 😂

[@Adam-yo3bt]

It's hilarious because he's actually gay

[@Iced_amerikano]

I’ve aged right alongside Mullen. I’m over this too. Cumtown was fun in my twenties. Thanks for the laughs fellas.

[@ryandeluxe]

You have to kind of sit and listen with a stern expression and a jack & coke to get the most amount of gay pleasure from this ep

[@Fractal666]

These guys are hilarious. "How is that Funny?" and Nick just deflates, lmaooooooooo!

[@ryandevens9423]

These two have the dynamic of a product owner and a software developer. Guess who is who.

[@TheTMKF]

Yes.

[@NotMorning]

nerd

[@mx338]

Nick is the dev because he's autistic.

[@TheBeatToFunkytown]

Some may be underwhelmed... but me and my friends just can't get enough of the Adam Friedland show!

[@drew4064]

30 seconds in and the boys are arguing about something they haven't clearly explained to the audience. Adam Friedland is Jay Leno for the generalized anxiety disorder generation

[@WillowsLofi]

Never seen Adam not looking stressed.

[@ja3482]

He's a Jew and the podcast is losing money 😕

[@billysunday7507]

Adam is going to be a great old man

[@multiplesifl]

"Look at this leaky coffee cup! I'm gonna complain!" No, pepere, just stop going there!

[@pbplauralfilms]

unfortunately he's a middling-to-bad, middle-aged woman

[@MrTokinedz]

11:38 when they stop listening to Lenny Bruce

[@stinkdude]

in early episodes of CT, you can hear nick actively frustrated if the ep hasn't had a good riff yet, even occasionally alluding to re-recording episodes if nothing funny got said. i'm glad he's finally free

[@theonlydjgrizz]

Nick is waiting for a shipment of clown shoes to finish the episode. I hope they are krusty the clown huge

[@47ejecting2]

For all this hassle, those Mexican CLOWN SHOES better see a lot of mileage.

[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

Is now really the time for a 6-week $40,000 Greece getaway?

[@imemberberry]

Adam thinks he can just go galavanting around Europe 3 months a year like some kinda Dutch Afrikaan.

[@YourPalHDee]

​@@imemberberry😂😂😂

[@ichirosuzuki2252]

saying dutch afrikaan is redundant@@imemberberry

[@sc41295]

like saying "gay TAFS fan" @@ichirosuzuki2252

[@laudennn]

coping mechanism

[@closetotheedge91]

Gonna be tough to beat that Michael McDonald/Jurassic Park bit but we'll see what happens.

[@Hayfever33]

“I have a king sized bed I’ll sleep on the floor you and my girlfriend can have the bed”

[@cyrus6236]

This is my first episode but basically this show is about two ex-UPS drivers who are trying to get into acting (?)

[@bluechalk6275]

1:45 y'all seeing this editing or am I having a stroke?

[@jyo9735]

scrolled wayyyyyyy too far to find this comment

[@Mimekiller]

Nick going into a clown bit and Adam brain just instantly going into "I can prove I Know something mode" lmao

[@honeyinglune8957]

man do i love late night Tv

[@oliveryoung23]

Why don’t you guys slowly edge and turn the chairs away from each other on a mutually decided distance from the table each episode depending on your relationship situation at the time

[@RwandaBob]

thanks, i went to jail yesterday i needed this

[@mynameisjames12189]

What happened?

[@laurel__]

​@mynameisjames12189 you're not supposed to ask that.

[@9898Hawk]

If you are wondering what the costumes are, they are klu klux klan robes

[@Avrgjsph]

ty

[@Imsickofallyallseeingmyname]

It's so fun to be a gay fan of this. I mean.... nothings fun but.... you all know what I mean right?

[@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo]

Yes , you are gay but dont tell my family im gay for adam gay cause if you were gay and just saying the word gay make me and everyone around you as fake with a 🌈 shirt but dont stop saying that unless you mean it. Im not gay but my boyfriend is....

[@Imsickofallyallseeingmyname]

@felipesolis4255 ignore this. Everyone else; anyone catch that? Reading it gave me a brain aneurysm.

[@Losfromtheinternet]

I had an aneurysm also, but I was super gay before that so no harm, no foul.@@Imsickofallyallseeingmyname

[@anarmyoftigers]

This podcast sucks now, I removed my patreon subscription months ago. Adam is a bug

[@jyo9735]

around 17 n a half minutes we learn that Nick is being salty to Adam because hes going away for 10 days. fascinating. and gay

[@nosleepinheaven]

When he’s mad at Adam it feels like he’s mad at me

[@ConnorNolan]

I think they’re arguing about the clown shoes for the chat heads opening sketch, but I have to agree with Nick, I do remember specifically thinking that the clown shoes were fucking sweet and a nice touch

[@nicolasprudhon7544]

any time nick stays still for a few seconds he looks like a corpse propped up on a chair

[@shane_rm1025]

Weekend at Nick's

[@jaredbutler112]

54:02 hell yeah dude take a bow, one of the best songs ever. She fucks a tv in the music video

[@Goseph_Joebbels]

The first 15 minutes felt like a full length podcast on its own

[@johnnytwospice1971]

Hell yeah Old Nick is back

[@TheEuphoricsloth]

Nick the racist edgelord

[@me_12-vw1vi]

@@TheEuphoricslothNick the racist N word

[@ShanevsDCsniperr]

heres some old nick for ya kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3_WhHikmsSEnrMsi=2tJRuPr46ISwJdeJ

[@buckbreaker5185]

​@@TheEuphoricslothracism bad!!!!

[@lazylion420]

I have of late - but wherefore I know not - lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises. and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the Earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you; this brave overhanging firmament, this majestic roof fretted with golden fire. why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. what a piece of work is Nick Mullen! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how expressive and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! and yet, to me, what is the quintessence of Adam Friedland? this man delights not me... no, nor woman neither...

[@dylanwilliams7868]

I didn't read this but it looks pretty gay to me. Well done

[@mcdevitt815]

3:22 I've had enough. They're arguing over returning a Keurig to Costco.

[@nobody_gtk]

it doesnt get better

[@munkyenima]

At 1:45 Adam touched the wires. 🤦‍♂️

[@Acors365]

Maybe this has been said already, but Nick has the face of the killer in "the lovely bones".

[@beclops]

Face and penis

[@coheteos]

He does

[@anthonylarussa6941]

I want to hear about the apartment weight rack and race car, Nick.

[@platttenbau]

I dont think nick wants to be alive anymore and Adam is only interested in going to Costco

[@rasi_rawss]

I heard Adam raps Liquid Swords under his breath at black people when they board the elevator. That's so me!

[@ichirosuzuki2252]

why is the sky blue, why is water wet

[@inhubygvt]

Man , 3 minutes into the lenny bruce phone bit and I almost started to feel like an idiot .

[@eddiemunches]

I almost stroked out when Adam started talking about the jeans guy again.

[@billwaterson9492]

9:03 Man, this is great having the video for the pod. I think I'll watch The Birdcage after this. And then I'll do Nick Kroll and John Mulaney roasting John Oliver on Broadway.

[@billwaterson9492]

I just realized george st geegland and Gil faizon are just Nick and Adam as old men. Holy shit did they copy?

[@shyridershyridershyrider]

Hahahahahahahahahaha@@billwaterson9492

[@MrLeadghost]

Get the guy from Anti-Flag on the talkshow

[@kudblast1]

"Second question:.." proceeds to not ask a question.

[@UFSHOW]

Knowing the arguing at 28:00 mins is about the clown shoes from the Hanks Project sketch makes me laugh… 100% worth the wait

[@thinglikejack]

Sounds like Nick finally got around to reading that book.

[@capsjukebox]

These are your two teachers for summer school classes. The academics are exactly the same as watching the show.

[@irishmick44]

How I was able to tell from eye movements alone that Adam said 'assless chaps' while covering his mouth and being muted? O damn mom was right I really am gay as hell

[@idownvotememes]

Finally my best friends are back

[@FunkleSauce]

The tiny Nick bit felt natural tbh

[@Joeljaboy]

finally we get the Clown Prince dropping some clown lore on us

[@JCResDoc94]

*42:50** what is the point of the green party.* have thr been fed greens? actually, have thr been fed Libertarians?! are the rand pauls and family in that. also, so funny how someone decided podcasters arent scabs, espec union members. who made that call. _JC

[@joaomarcelo742]

My weekly slop, thanks

[@ariel-bird]

Adam's description of Ahsoka 😂

[@sergio_jose]

I never watched this ep til now but holy shit they really needed that time apart. Adam got a "real" vacation, nick got to hang out with jordan and work on the set (it's almost done btw fr this time), and they finally put out a new interview. This episode is the sub bottom they had to hit to come back and be power tops.

[@tiredextremely]

Im very happy for Nick's long hair, welcome to being a freak

[@penguano5514]

I think he's cute. I want to be his boyfriend

[@nathancole7535]

I just want my parents to get along

[@easelove]

that's how a bug would sit.

[@kungfujones1]

Does Adam not have any bones?

[@JohnDoe-cu2hl]

Adam needs a break after not having a guest in a month?

[@CourierSixFallout]

I love this show so much

[@MrWorth89]

What's the name of the jean store?

[@verglasviq]

So... Here we are again.

[@hollyallen307]

8:43 weekend at bernie's nick.

[@kurtislucien9052]

Clowns are what Nephilim looked like back in biblical times, everyone knows that.

[@elephantinesmiles]

How do I learn Linux

[@nicholasmaniccia1005]

Go to Africa and learn ubuntu first, learn the way of the people, be with nature again.

[@turgid4391]

Just in time for my drive home. God bless

[@Jacob24FPS]

I'm glad I heard the Lenny Bruce bit

[@townsjim]

Everyone says they're going to turn their phone off when they go on a vacation, but they never do.

[@dongiano]

Nick was wearing Nike high-socks with classic Adidas 😂

[@QueenOfMud]

I'll come see you in October, if Nick comes I'll buy 2 tickets.

[@danny2x42]

Is this the one where they practice kissing

[@laurel__]

I wish!

[@burkusdegon]

Nick and Adam was always like an arguing gay couple without Stav. Something never changes.

[@fridaypietech]

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space