The Adam Friedland Show "Censored For Youtube" Video Podcast - Episode 18

[@samfrash3329]

Hard hat guy here. I barely work when im at my actual job. I listen to you guys on my air pods and hit my vape pen.

[@wtice4632]

Hell yeah dude

[@TrillgataQ]

Used to be a hard hat guy in the cum town days, destroyed off marijuana pens

[@godlessinsurgent1895]

Same here without a hard hat and just a nicotine vape...weed is the devil

[@randolph4421]

@@godlessinsurgent1895nah weed is awesome for a gay guy like me

[@dayman9432]

same here except I don't work or vape im just gay

[@gmhard01]

#1 Midwestern Christian podcast

[@Musicalchores]

Nick would be doing first amendment audits if he didnt have this creative outlet

[@multiplesifl]

But he would do it at the mall so it makes less sense.

[@norsemanbushcrafting1621]

He would be one of those always film the cops guy, but film everyone else too and pepper spray «civilians» who aproach him

[@chadjazeera9960]

​@@norsemanbushcrafting1621sounds hot

[@munkyenima]

Nick is more of a 4th ammendment guy. "Search my anal cavity immediately"

[@RandyBeardClips]

You legally can't stop me from saying the N word to the white people who walk out of Finish Line at the mall. Il see you in court, Brookfield Properties Ltd. Your mall cops have no power over me.

[@zwimmy]

Another great episode of TAFS to put on repeat for my 16 hour shift in the mines!

[@Crowe90]

My patreon isn’t working

[@johncassell3362]

I bought 7 Fooms after watching this one. I got a Foom for every-day of the week now. Thanx The Adam Friedland Show Podcast 👍😁

[@rpm9693]

Finally a version of the show for my young children

[@KG-jh4on]

I'm literally just hearing the nword every bleep

[@Phillllthy]

Flavored air seems like a Stavros invention

[@BakaVHS]

Not fat enough, more like air flavored cheeseburgers

[@NOTTHISCATJACK]

Hell yeah dude 😎

[@pippywondergirl]

whos that

[@0xcc32sys_err4]

Dream to imagine

[@reeetawd]

I love Nick's food he makes for himself. He has the money to buy himself steaks and fresh vegetables every night but he loves food that comes in a box, can, or frozen bag. Respect

[@bloodsuckern]

the freshest greens you can get were frozen at the perfect moment at harvest

[@dylanwilliams7868]

Tomatoes too! Best canned unless you grow them yourself

[@seanflynn781]

the frozen bag is quite an invention

[@LimorG]

Isn't he still vegan?

[@toastedt140]

​@bloodsuckern fresh never frozen greenhouse is superior. I know because I am not only a man but gay.

[@jofohollywood]

I’m a fiercely proud coal miner, and this is the only podcast I listen to.

[@Girthbrooks715]

I’m glad they acknowledged us red blooded patriot hard hat coal miners that keep this show alive

[@chilibeer3912]

*minors

[@kiprs]

them patting themselves on the back over and over for knowing how to pronounce an umlaut and getting it wrong every time is glorious.

[@icewatericewater]

They accidentally said it right once, and immediately corrected themselves to say it wrong 54:27

[@WesleyBakewell]

so epic

[@giuoco]

It’s so much funnier that you’re wrong about it and they’re closer to the correct way of saying it… fume is so wrong, and Foohm is very close to Füm

[@wilekrowan3610]

Yeah it's like shaping your mouth for an 'oo' sound, but trying to make it sound like 'ee' with your to tongue and teeth.

[@rosbeb765]

Thank you for censoring the video podcast. I can now watch this with my 10 year old and teach him what a LGBTQ+ man looks like and how they behave. Also I’m really enjoying these ad reads that take up half the episode. Keep up the good work gentlemen.

[@marcusr.5504]

Solid analysis

[@stoptrackingourdata8158]

Let's get this bread, queens! #LGBTQ

[@assmandelta4693]

This show would be alot better if they introduced a 3rd host, perhaps one who is overweight and sings songs about his small penis and how he is a gay man

[@maxlarocque4066]

Maybe in another timeline :(

[@alamppmala]

I've got a better one. How about a woman that has two moms and rides a motorcycle

[@Gleidur]

@@alamppmala Don't forget her childhood traumas and a dating history consisting of mentally ill men. We need more of that shit

[@randynewman8074]

the color pallette of this ep is bang on

[@2feettotheground]

If I can be really gay for a second, it’s wild that Cumtown offered everything I like in terms of humor and The Adam Friedland show has everything I love aesthetically

[@TheGregcawthorne]

​@@2feettothegroundThere's much better sites for that kind of aesthetic...

[@fitog5202]

Nick's outfit is nice

[@georgejpg]

Seeing adam with this much colour feels unnatural

[@artfuldodger96]

​@powdergateThe fact that you called him pretentious, then joined him in spelling 'palette' incorrectly.. is my new favorite part of this episode. 😃

[@spiced_7993]

21:05 Great yes anding from Nick here

[@dijsugdrtggi3684]

im a union iron worker, i do 12 hour shifts repairing this bridge, thank u guys so much for allowing me to listen to one hour of content over the course of my 60 hour week, much repspect

[@spencechan]

It’s hilarious that the sponsor went to such lengths to say “it’s pronounced *fume* “ and Nick was totally “well duh, I’m not an idiot, it’s pronounced foom”

[@giuoco]

What? It’s a Ü so it’s not Fume, it’s Foohm

[@LoganMarcosSchmidt]

It’s funny they’re both legitimately baby-brained lmao. Instructions say exactly how to pronounce it, they straight up can’t figure it out. I’m gay

[@b0ss770]

​@@giuocothat's not how an umlaut works lmao

[@Mark-jr6ld]

It's F(boop)

[@craigrussell3062]

@@b0ss770 Umlaut works differently in different languages, so there's no one accepted pronunciation for it. But the copy says "Füm (pronounced fume)" and Nick makes a point of interpreting "fume" as "foom" rather than "fyoom".

[@c.andrew3944]

Nick's desire for comedic freedom and making good comedy clashes with the desire to monetize one of the most content addled audiences of all time, KZbin. This is the contradiction of capitalism laid bare, this is the gayest thing I've ever seen and boy am I thirsty for (BEEP).

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

Cool Adam cracking open a cold brewski within seconds of the show starting

[@dillbert4084]

He was suffering from an alcohol deficiency

[@BabyBowDingBall]

based on the aesthetic of the can, there’s no way he enjoys that beer

[@JimSwim308]

im ready for cocaine cowboys part 2

[@stoptrackingourdata8158]

@@MeatCatCheesyBlaster He needs to eat a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos out of a corn tortilla with that Modelo then.

[@devonyuker1627]

Cool adam doesn't exist

[@CodySvsTheNet]

So it was the gas leak that made Adam think he was straight

[@oldboarbrain]

Nick was a bro about Adam's painting. I remember a specific bit where he was like "this is why dudes rock. women could never do this." It felt like he was enthusiastic about it honestly.

[@idlesenses1]

"I'd like to see a bitch do that"

[@BabyBowDingBall]

almost - he was implying that Adam paid a man to do the paintings but felt it wasn’t necessary to fully expose his dishonesty

[@provenknowledge]

“It’s called surveillance.”

[@rattlesnaik]

Nick calling flamin hots "hot fire cheetos" is so funny. I think he's thinking of hot fries because he's so fucking old

[@fitog5202]

Twice like wtf

[@johncassell3362]

Hot fries are so good

[@TomAKAVeto]

he's called them that for years.

[@fitog5202]

@@johncassell3362 I can imagine that's what he called them as a kid and that's just what they are to him

[@johncassell3362]

@@fitog5202 I was just saying. I love both, so good!

[@friskydjango8626]

Unnecessarily censoring random nouns made this funnier somehow

[@ArousedRatJones]

The over censoring is awesome. It beeped "came" when Nick said "the sauce packs that came with the vitamix"

[@pogchamp1423]

Adam is like Walt Jr. if he had legs that worked

[@hj-hh4gc]

Wow I had to rewind 5 and a half minutes after reading this

[@Acors365]

The soothing feminine voices of the hosts makes this all the more enjoyable.

[@dangerousd1312]

not enough vocal fry for me

[@jameswestergaard9793]

Been waiting for the fume coupon code on the seat of my chair now for ... 4 minutes and love the build up to my final lime flavored climax. Well done fellas

[@Pestilence-Da-Plague]

Damn Nicky boy effin digging the locks !!!!!!

[@malikshabazz2065]

i blasted this on the construction site for me and the boyz to listen to while we blue collar worked most of the day :-) thanks

[@BaldHeadedManc]

Did everyone immediately start sucking each other off? Hell yeah.

[@zen6455]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5fKpGx8h6lla68 I think I found a video of you and the boys

[@License2Bust]

You’d be losing Bluetooth privileges within 5 minutes under my watch. If you roughnecks and day laborers actually wish to be entertained, play them some Longmont Potion Castle.

[@dangerousideas5356]

@@License2Bust are you hiring? sounds sick

[@GrandDawggy]

​@@License2Bustmy man

[@Davidstall547]

This is the only ad break in a youtube video I haven't skipped, way to break the formula!

[@enterpassword3313]

Norm macdonald was doing it like ten years ago on his podcast

[@OllieMendes]

I love being gay and listening to TAFS. I'll be sure to buy FÜM and any other products my hero, Nick Mullen, tells me.

[@2feettotheground]

Go ahead Derek speak a little Chinese for em

[@dazykuri]

Egregious

[@TheNumberTwelve]

Well, this is one way to force me to subscribe to the patreon. Well played.

[@WorkOvertimeOrElse]

Loved the mutes. Made it actually enjoyable to watch

[@sislater6334]

Best ad read ever ima buying füm for the figet factor alone, I can't believe in years of schmucks advertising füm not one of them revealed any of these selling points. Business genius Adam Freidland strikes again

[@stephenm0524]

I work in a warehouse and listen all day not paying any attention to my workstation haha😂

[@JamesRussell69420]

"everybody knows how to pronounce an umlaut" dude these are supposed to be read by people like Bert Kreischer

[@fridaypietech]

Drinking macaroni and deluxe cheese water in my free time on my single bed

[@QueenOfMud]

I wish I could see you in Washington State, Nick. I was so bummed when your Portland event was removed from the website.

[@munkyenima]

Finally the boys made an episode fit for my 4 year old.

[@coreyjma]

Nick: “I was crazy in my 20’s” Nick in his 20’s: *Bill Maher*

[@dylanwilliams7868]

Who made Nick crazy in his twenties, the Republicans? 🧐

[@uriah9559]

NEW RULE!

[@gOaTcrackalac88]

​@@dylanwilliams7868mostly cocaine and jussie Smollett

[@xXThomas89999Xx]

Nick continually mispronouncing the advertisement that is phonetically spelled out for him is gold

[@isgonrain]

I honestly can't tell if it's a bit. He plays it so cool.

[@stefanmironov6405]

Post the Hasan episode and don't you DARE disable the comments!

[@heatherfoster7823]

As soon as Nick started talking about trumpets I knew Adam played the clarinet

[@RichieDigs]

I can finally watch this with my 8 year old. Thanks for cleaning up all of the potty mouth.

[@KendraFarr-r1t]

Well, this podcast is not a waste of our time if we enjoy it. I can only speak for myself, and my sweet love, and I can surely tell you Nick that you & Adam are a light in our lives. Any time we can laugh is not a waste of time. ❤ We're just two poor people who have nothing but our writings... This was a lovely episode; (a definite favorite for how humble it is), and I believe you have a birthday tomorrow? Well, I wish a Happy Birthday to a beautiful baby man. ❤

[@wax_platypus]

we love you because you do what we do when we are trying to avoid working.

[@SomebodysCrackers]

this is low key a masterpiece lol, my favorite part is bleeping out "F-U" in the füm read, while also pronouncing it wrong the whole time

[@alexpolewski1247]

Hard hat guy here. Thank you for conciousnly not stealing my hard work valor.

[@malkazzz]

Great advert for the beepless Patreon.

[@CordellPotts]

I'm not walking around in public and pretending to use a straw like a cigarette, I'm not 8yrs old... I'm 13 Now!!

[@asiantrenchcoat]

We really need to talk about Adam’s drinking problem. It’s getting out of hand. He’s visibly drunk every episode. Totally incoherent and belligerent. As a recovering alcoholic I can tell when somebody needs to put the booze down and it’s apparent Adam needs to get some help.

[@gngr2]

I'm gay

[@thefrankiepalmeri]

The fact your forgot to mention that you're gay is concerning. Are you ok?

[@cartermorel4275]

You're friends with Ellen aren't you?

[@philS0stoned]

Shut up nerd

[@asiantrenchcoat]

@@thefrankiepalmeri Gee-whiz… How could I forget? I am indeed gay! Thank you for the reminder!

[@matthewplue9329]

I enjoyed the part where Adam yelled “finished!” He looks like Kyle’s cousin from South Park. I’m gay.

[@mosesbrambila]

Listening to this feels like I’m in the hospital

[@dannys8479]

I think mssp and tafs have a ongoing battle for the worst add reads

[@seosamhrosmuc]

Norm's Man Grill has to be up there

[@KM-fb1kw]

​@@seosamhrosmucChicken. Steak.

[@alpharoo2581]

@@KM-fb1kw This commercial's like a miniseries

[@paulfroelich1024]

​@@seosamhrosmucChicken OR steak...that's not that unique

[@cloudbloom]

After watching this podcast i felt compelled to french kiss an adult male

[@longshot789]

Watched this on an Oculus while working. Holy Shit.

[@stonedzebra420]

Nick a millionare eating boxes of mac and cheese and cans of tuna is so funny. Dude just order door dash your money is too long to be eating that way

[@Hazer36]

Nick: im not a tactile guy Fidgets with the thing while reading the ad

[@Ruirspirul]

happiest Nick you could ever see

[@benjamming8866]

Adam played the skin flute. Thats why they knew about the spit tubes.

[@CravensBen]

Making the KZbin version borderline unwatchable by drowning it in censorship is a slimy but smart move to boost Patreon subs

[@A_____F_____P_____and_____C]

I'd listen to an entire album of Adam struggling to play Leonard Cohen songs.

[@bluechalk6275]

It would be called I'm Your Gay Man

[@gc4201]

When Adam gets to be an old man he will be one of those elderly people who eats canned cat food and wills be whining to Nick how it's not that bad.

[@picklejuice5175]

Adam cracking open that Modelo 🤌🤌

[@Rhyzomect]

The fake vape bit really got me holy shit

[@stevv3614]

3:27 just got off a 12 from being a foreman ripping this bowl for breakfast

[@catfromtrigun]

fuck yeah dude, 10 hour welding shift, pack that bowl tight when the day’s done at 3pm

[@ternyterntern-q6t]

this show is so good, it almost makes you forget that emily rudd, "Nami" from the new One Piece live action adaptation on Netflix has tons of amazing nudes (yes, she's 30 so it's not weird)

[@Mountain4]

Been working underground at hydro sites and rippin podcasts whenever safety man is not around hell yeah brothers

[@Michaelsmith-ee8zz]

I love that they are just real life kramer, found a tv set in a trash can and started re-enacting the show in their apartment. Im gay

[@wax_platypus]

I'm down to my last cigarette...

[@Gleidur]

I work 8 hours, a lot of 2-6 hour overtime plus weekends when needed . It's a backbreaking monotonous factory job with the added stress of management. I feel like a lot of listeners are in similar boats and I'm not spiteful or envious that these two comics made it and can chill for most of their time. They made it, you know? I enjoy listening to them joking about people being gay and shooting the shit while I work.

[@42069gaming]

i dont have osha so no hard hat but this is one of the only things i can consistently look forward to each week #bluecollarstrong

[@cog2k]

Hassan’s guy on the inside of KZbin is just Ethan Klein

[@crunchycrails1436]

Nick’s such a cutie patootie when he talks about his hot fire tuna mac n cheese. 😈

[@shmegma4371]

They just added the Wallace and gromit movie on Netflix

[@hazybish]

Lmao I love when they drag the ad reads out

[@9livesspent339]

Hearing Adam say the N word in the within the first minute really gave me a unique perspective on things maybe I should move to nyc and go to school for liberal arts

[@AYFU2]

The flip off after talking about screetch and Mario Lopez 😂

[@Spanner-in-the-Works]

Nick's getting closer to an early 90's porn production camera man look..maybe the boom mic guy..👍

[@sanestflexican]

I did QR that thing, took me to suggestive photos of Mr Startup 😳

[@bonson9156]

Awww yeah!

[@outspittin]

bleeping out calling neil tyson an asshole was risky

[@cagedpegasus]

Guess I'll spoil myself and throw this on 720p Ur boi got that bandwidth

[@kladewilson598]

Wow the censorship makes it unwatchable. I love it.

[@wdgmusic5632]

so you guys want us to harass hasan nonstop about his man on the inside at youtube, got it

[@CashanovaXTREME]

Cancelled for the giggles

[@luckyduckydrivingschool3615]

Adam seems to be hitting the sauce pretty hard lately. I hope the pressure isn't getting to him.

[@TheBaioken]

He just gassed himself a bit

[@qwljasdf]

the first half hour is like a heavily censored QVC segment

[@MrSomethingdark]

Fuck. Im gonna have to get the Patreon now cause this is the best business model I have seen. No cussing on YT but Patreon has the juice

[@Dicateaux]

I love Adamtown. If this keeps up I'm gonna check the patreon

[@capsjukebox]

I want Nick in a modern remake of Magnum P.I. He’s a washout for not passing the Marine psych eval. Buys a Ford Taurus and starts telling everyone he’s a detective.

[@AB-tb9fb]

the bleeping is unironcally good

[@richardnoggin9868]

Great ad guys! Although there was a little to much pod in there for my liking but that's just me.

[@LonelyIRL]

These guys will really do anything for the bit

[@FunkleSauce]

Can someone ask Nick what happened to the December Helium Philly dates? I bought tickets as soon as they became available and it looks like the show was cancelled?

[@FunkleSauce]

Also my cat loves being pet/combed backwards. He does try to kill himself at every opportunity though.

[@goodolarchie]

You can't even say come shot anymore