WATCH PEOPLE DIE INSIDE part 1

[@TheAllRounderMemes]

Why is this video still getting so many views

[@vlrxqz2618]

thats what im sayin its 2021

[@b17musnilawrenzmatthewn.55]

your mom

[@jessicaclements8414]

People are mean and want to watch others suffer I may or may not be one of these people

[@StormRaiderVR]

I like watching people die inside as i die inside off camera

[@duolingo1318]

Bc KZbin help you

[@ZetsubouZolo]

"you're really not that intresting" A LOT of people on social media need to hear that once in a while

[@jaypond4368]

She’s attractive so she will be validated the rest of her life tho

[@fratmciruzzo1270]

Name of the girl?

[@lesbiansaregoodandch]

@@jaypond4368 she'll be validated until she's 35*

[@arthurlandais572]

I think everyone is very interresting !

[@sainvil115004]

ZetsubouZolo so true

[@dexzanot]

*"I'M* *NOT* *LYING* *BRO!"* *"I'M* *LY-"* the cut is perfect

[@James-ii2ff]

Guys, help me steal this man's likes. Like my comment and not his, thankyou

[@James-ii2ff]

@Pvt. Ryan Louis yes. Because I'm evil and want to steal stuff

[@dexzanot]

@@James-ii2ff deep inside you're a good man, my fellow cat pic profiler

[@ish9506]

James so therefor you’re not only a like beggar, you’re evil too? You’re like, nothing squared

[@enbi5440]

the guy's face tho he looks so hurt lol

[@Kisarada]

"If there's one Jedi left, it's not you" The only shot a Stormtrooper hit

[@deepstariaenigmatica2601]

I don't understand the joke. plz help

[@Kisarada]

@@deepstariaenigmatica2601 Stormtroopers usually can't hit anything with their guns If they have the accuracy of a normal army then characters like Luke, Leia, etc... would've been killed a long time ago

[@deepstariaenigmatica2601]

@@Kisarada Haaaa! lol thanks

[@elk3407]

ThePrototype Actually, they were instructed to miss. They weren't trying to kill Luke and Leia. Anyone who knows anything about star wars knows this. In fact, in other scenes in the classic star wars movies they have better accuracy then the average military soldier. The joke that they always miss is not only unfunny and overused, but it's also false.

[@Kisarada]

@@elk3407 Well then, I stand corrected But I do have my own taste in comedy and you have yours

[@ShiloBuff]

"If there's one Jedi left... It's not you. Affirmative!" The "Affirmative" part totally got me.

[@GospelProgressionsUniversity]

right lol the timing was perfect

[@EveryBeardHasAStory]

I bet it did, skinhead.

[@jdenha21]

Naah it played quiet's theme. That hits right.

[@dondon1817]

1:12 even the imaginary bully beat him up

[@jhulianvonabarquezorcajada606]

don don 0of🤣

[@superjojo555]

thats why he ran away

[@michaelv7519]

That's just sad

[@akbinmzk]

Stando Power, regular people wouldn't know about it.

[@twasbrillig33]

PERFECT COMMENT HAHAHA!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

If there's one Jedi left, it's not you r/Murderedbywords

[@doi5451]

r/IHaveReddit

[@doi5451]

@@harvetwound1234 he probably had 24 chromosomes ngl

[@igitankgames4706]

F

[@gammavalentin7]

Amana Koyum bruh u have 0 subs

[@gammavalentin7]

-Leonardo- -David97- r/14characterlimit

[@danielhissi585]

“If there’s one jedi left its not you” -Random stormtrooper It seems they are better at killing you with word than blaster

[@conwaykitty_262]

They’re at least precise with words

[@satan5739]

@David Ayala Damn they would have died due to depression

[@davidsosa538]

So they can´t shoot you but they can hurt you in other ways

[@wtosten8079]

Affirmative

[@alphariusfuze8089]

True words though

[@shoodler]

kojima's translator was golden. Translation of kojima's whole speech: "He says thanks!".

[@gargoyleb]

That MF rattled off the Gettysburg Address AND The Riot Act!!! And "He says 'thanks'"?????????????????????????????????????

[@jepolch]

He was basically thanking everyone involved in creating the game. So yeah, "He says thanks!". 😆

[@snowpools8498]

What makes it so much funnier to me is he just says thanks. Not even a simple "he says thank you to everyone involved", just "he says thanks" 😂

[@juanlauda2300]

I like the translator.

[@STierMortal]

"If there's one Jedi left, it's not you" *That roast was so powerful that it destroyed all of the Jedi*

[@dasthewashinpowder9709]

No matter what galaxy you are from, that's gonna hurt.

[@Gerzsilah]

@@dasthewashinpowder9709even tho you werent insulted by him

[@chango_5435]

Mont ok karen we get it

[@matty101yttam]

when obi wan said he felt a disturbance in the force, it was actually this that he was talking about.

[@STierMortal]

@@matty101yttam 😂

[@joseph7407]

“I’m not lying bro” “You’re lying bro” “I’m lying” 😂

[@o0o_ghost]

😂😂😂😂💔

[@shockshplock3480]

Joseph I mean... they weren’t lying.

[@ranah6460]

Shock Shplock woah, Thats deep

[@pizzablackwell5583]

no, it’s “I’m ly-“

[@beaner5786]

Bro this moment is such Gold! He did him so dirty

[@ray.gene.bowner]

“Disney world is the happiest place on Earth” Stormtrooper: *I’M ABOUT TO DESTROY THIS MAN’S SMILE*

[@elmeatbun6862]

Minoru Mineta erm.....

[@Mprince-hg6vu]

Todays Disney is way to Savage than Dreamworks by hospitality to consumer itself.

[@connieperez5446]

@@elmeatbun6862 HOLY-

[@connieperez5446]

MINETA???

[@sasukeuchiha6929]

The anime boys here

[@FloppyDiisk]

Bernie’s deadpan disapproval of the shallow vanity and unbridled stupidity of a 4.5k trashy shoe is deeply satisfying to see.

[@kingstannisbaratheon7974]

Best President we never had.

[@jackrabbitdude80]

But it's cool that the socialist Bernie has four mansions? 😅

[@jbdmb]

​@@jackrabbitdude80man's gotta eat

[@Leokaiser]

@@jackrabbitdude80 At the age of 83, after having served as a city mayor for 8 years, in the House of Representatives for 16, and in the Senate for 9, Bernie has a net worth of around $3m. You know the difference between someone with $3m and $1bn? It's $1bn.

[@TubeOfLaughes]

​@@LeokaiserAnd taking a couple of falls when the dems told him to paid pretty well too.

[@MarwanMahdy]

"affirmative", that was the fatality right there.

[@0ut1and3r]

that affirmative hurt my heart

[@MarwanMahdy]

@King K. Rool I agree lol

[@Unknownperson-eo6mk]

First time I've ever seen a Storm trooper aim with such accuracy. A fine addition to the Order.

[@duffman18]

Remember these are pre-recorded sound clips. The stormtrooper stormtrooper actors don't actually say the lines themselves. They just press a button inside their suit which makes the specific sound clip play, and the other one playing the "affirmative" sound clip afterwards is just a well practiced joke they do every single day to people (usually to adults who are holding lightsabers, because adults shouldn't be behaving like children and playing with children's toys, so the stormtroopers take the piss out of them, while the kids with lightsabers are taken more seriously cos they're only kids). It's only the Kylo Ren guy who actually can say lines that aren't just playing pre-recorded clips. So he can improvise based on the situation. The stormtroopers cannot.

[@siler7]

@duffman18 Who hurt you?

[@az4535]

Guy: gives long very emotional speech Translator: he said thx

[@gimmethatcheese5283]

Stop copying other comments and think of something original

[@madysonroberts1608]

Arno Zela Himself I mean translating an entire speech like that and then having to memorize it is to much 😅😅 apparently translators can only translate for an hour at most

[@rinemiko470]

@@gimmethatcheese5283 it's not that serious 😬

[@jeffbac1889]

He's Hideo Kojima, creator of Metal Gear Solid videogames saga. I did'nt even play his games yet.

[@silph168]

Jeff BAC that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking

[@MattTJeremy]

7:45 Kojima: "long speech" Translator: *THANK YOU* Now that's what you call 'straight to the point'

[@fazejon2209]

I'd slap the translator. Kojima is a genius

[@kzerpvropmorvp]

Whatcha stoopeed translator

[@ArrowFox89]

The auto-generated captions are hilarious

[@PartyPoison37]

@@fazejon2209 I mean, to be fair (read pedantic idiot) Kojima-san thanked a huge amount of mostly Japanese speaking people, with deferential nuance, in extremely rapid succession. Translating all of that 100% literally would have taken up 3 times as much time on a tight awards show schedule, so Thanks works just fine for English speaking fans.

[@fazejon2209]

@@PartyPoison37 not for me. Kojima is my hero. Maybe one day someone will understand that. He kept my childhood lit.

[@SeahawksBamBamKam]

4:22 This guy doesn't like Taylor Swift impersonators, there is a resemblance I'll give her that

[@futureddshanley]

She's hot though!

[@MrMTRON]

My dude got roasted by the stormtroopers at disney world😂😂😂

[@okaysuredude_]

Yes that is what happened

[@Komobear]

I mean. They’re supposed to act scarily like the actual characters so.. makes sense coming from Kylo 😂

[@uglyjosh3220]

Mr.M TRON yup thanks for clarifying

[@blaze0638]

Mr.M TRON lol atleast my man 100 percent got better aim

[@deepee918]

That trooper was just salty cuz he's the one who bumped his head...

[@blainepritchett9368]

3:16 Guy: Breaks bottle of alcohol Guy videoing: Goes hard with a kazoo solo

[@Azraelyx_Enjeru]

ZaaZ Plays didn’t know that was a kazoo

[@cookieloo]

@Flash rex It's a joke

[@achrafmn6595]

i looked everywhere for that clip but didnt find it anywhere ;-;

[@beikan4107]

theres goes 100€

[@enbi5440]

that laugh tho 😂 I'm dead

[@Nick-ko5cs]

“YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT” “YOU LYIN” “YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT” “YOU LYIN YOU LYIN” “I WAS LYIN”

[@trashtalker5256]

S T U P I D

[@eleskeletitto4900]

Xd

[@persianempire1625]

Tf

[@noel5752]

S T O O P I T

[@persianempire1625]

Dark Magnus exactly

[@dewaard3301]

She still wakes up every morning thinking about what "that old guy" said. She's found a way to convince the world (or so she thinks) that it's not bothering her anymore, but that one really stung.

[@sonorousbelchpipe1021]

Well, the old guy is probably dead because he's was stupid and old. Typical lecherous curmudgeon that can't mind his own fucking business. If that's his best pickup line, no wonder he's wearing an apron and working at Beef and Barf. Betcha he "served" in Vietnam as well, working some messhall.

[@monkeyfeed908]

i doubt she cares. Shes literally a multimillionaire partly bcuz of this guy being a jerk.

[@apoorv_mc]

@@monkeyfeed908 who she?

[@AlisonWonderland999]

@dewaard3301 But why did he say it? She was just chatting to someone and he took offence at her being pretty and wanted to put her down just for the pleasure of it, like someone kicking a puppy in the street. You also seem to delight in the idea that he might have not just upset her temporarily, but caused her permanent suffering. Errrmmmm, whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????

[@BigPapaSpeedwagon]

@@AlisonWonderland999i mean she really was in fact not that interesting. Being honest is a good thing.

[@Eli-ds3wh]

"I'm not lying bro" *Sees $2* "I'm ly-"

[@aastors18]

And that was the last we ever heard of him.

[@ceroneroland6112]

TGB 😂😂😂

[@TheSCPStudio]

WHOAH, it's almost like we watched the same video! I'm so glad you wrote exactly what happened in a comment so I could be sure.

[@HappyCappy69]

@Nash Lantey same i had to repeat it again to laugh even harder

[@HappyCappy69]

@Nash Lantey 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SleazyRoseWalker]

"please just love me again Jessica" Jessica: *walks away* Girl's gonna be a cold one when she's grown up 😂

[@sirburr6602]

That boy is gonna get his soul ripped out by a girl when he's older

[@bakedgoods7116]

@@sirburr6602 He has no soul left to give lmao

[@MediCali951]

Baked Goods he might as well dye his hair and eyebrows red because he has no soul left

[@Leiviosuh]

That boy is going to lose his spirit and become colder

[@blacklisted9355]

SleazyRoseWalker That kid is gonna go from Nagato to Pain when he gets older and become a savage

[@JarPanda]

Damn really hit her with a "You're Really Not That Interesting. "

[@camarongames4496]

What' her full name

[@alexrsps141]

I mean he is not wrong she just has some tig ol bitties

[@user-ky3wp6gc5z]

Tbh until he said that I was convinced that it was taylor swift. Tbh she really wasnt that interesting.

[@flirtatiousradio]

I think she is some kind of cute, thats interesting.

[@user-ky3wp6gc5z]

@@flirtatiousradio ok simp

[@therealforge]

Milk: Guy ran milk through a sodastream carbonator. Carbonation, in addition to adding little bubbles, also acidifies the liquid. If you acidify milk, it instantly starts to turn into cheese. This is why you can pour a small amount of lemon juice into fresh milk, shake it up a bit, and it'll start to form cottage cheese/farmer's cheese or butter, depending on how hard you shake. Dude was drinking carbonated mix of buttermilk and cottage cheese. Was probably quite the experience.

[@Morboeatspeople]

Thanks for the explanation!

[@Anonymous589x]

Thank god I was searching for someone who's talking about that

[@flyfishizationjones4940]

Surely I’m not the only one who thought something wildly different and sophomoric.

[@mosesetafuna5958]

Really appreciate this comment

[@mosesetafuna5958]

8:17

[@kostastamos699]

This anti-bully training was realistic af it totally matched how a real life situtation would end.

[@madmanpecos]

No he hit it pretty hard. No one could get up after a hit like that

[@pinkorange4980]

@@madmanpecos lol even after he winds up the punch for hella long

[@rainerwahnsinn9585]

Yes but now attacking the bully would get suspended

[@crosswren014]

@@rainerwahnsinn9585 Would he tho

[@michaelrogers4157]

@@crosswren014 Depending on the school and/school system... yes he definitely could. If a school advertises having a "Zero Tolerance" policy towards fighting/bullying. That usually means that if you fight, whether in self defense or defense of another, you're punished exactly the same as the bully/bullies who attacked. My high school, Creekside High, instituted that policy way back in 2002. It caused me to have to withdraw myself from school 5 months before my 17th birthday to avoid having an expulsion on my record due to being suspended many times for DEFENDING myself and once for defending some small freshman. I just waited until i was 20 then went the GED and military route. The policy of Creekside High School was this, paraphrasing from memory here since it's been almost 20 years. "Violence is NEVER the right thing to do." "If you are bullied or attacked, DO NOT respond with VIOLENCE! This is UNACCEPTABLE behavior and only promotes MORE violence. Furthermore, ANY student who physically contacts another in a physical and violent manner, will be punished severely and swiftly. Without exception!" "If you are threatened or physically assaulted, first try to escape the situation by retreating to a safe area, by evading your attackers or by finding a person of authority while calling loudly for help." "If escape or evasion is not possible, fall to the ground and onto your side, assume a protective fetal position. Curl your body into a ball, as small as possible, by drawing your knees towards your chest and using your arms to cover your head and face, this will help protect you from serious injury." They actually had a little 3 or 4 part diagram here showing you how to assume this position. Highlighting the areas it protected the most. "Yell loudly for help, and yell at your attackers to stop, while maintaining this position until help arrives or your attackers leave." While I'm sure thats not 100% correct to the word, its still pretty accurate. Hell it should be, i had to read it aloud and had it quoted to me often enough during my 10th and 11th years. Some schools and school systems seem to have NO concept of reality.

[@Vinicius-Bigode]

Second time watching, that Gordon clip is still gold.

[@maxmchean8498]

Yes

[@hieroglyphian]

Yes.

[@PowerWave52]

Yes..

[@missterious711]

Yes...

[@pearlaurellia]

Yes....

[@hassanhaider2380]

Everyone's talking about the fake Jedi but not about the Ramsey roast

[@mrx-ij8bj]

Hassan Haider Thats what I thought

[@DarthRaider]

👎

[@alexnather7614]

Hassan Haider we seen it a lot

[@hassanhaider2380]

@@alexnather7614 but some things never get old

[@whatsgood1627]

Bruh I mean that was earlier seasons of hell kitchen like 2009

[@goodvibrations6]

5:18 that last "im not lying bro" it took him lot not to start laughing 😂

[@mariaayay6603]

“did u hear what that old guy said?” *dies from embarrassment

[@zztopz7090]

"You've lived a long time." She got him good.

[@Bingbangboompowwham]

Old guy tryna neg a young hot girl...nothing more pathetic

[@Bingbangboompowwham]

polarfroge A) you don’t know the conversation she was having B) the old man needs to mind his own business l, and C) yes, she is very attractive, and D) how could you possibly know what she’s like “inside”? Y’all just wanna hate on a pretty girl who would never sleep with you

[@Bingbangboompowwham]

polarfroge A troll is a bitter loser with a mean streak and nothing important to say, like yourself.

[@obnoxiouslisper1548]

@polarfroge you fucking killed the simp dude

[@williamviethoang]

That bear’s face was a good emotion at that very moment. 10:06

[@pichlyzasok1144]

ye

[@SuV33358]

I thought that was the funniest one in the bunch

[@wethepeople079]

Gave me the giggles. Few things have me struggling to breathe from laughing.

[@Eaterofeaterofpies]

ya the bear face was a good emotion for the moment

[@l3arnf0x]

Perfect lol

[@joshuadixon01]

9:36 Thought bumblebee was starting to transform.

[@coldpressedbrickrep]

So underrated

[@timelord6876]

Joshua Dixon he transformed into a small pieces

[@jackreacher9137]

He did transform into a broken ass bumblebee. Haha

[@neutronmaximus4520]

FACTS

[@neutronmaximus4520]

EVERY TIME I WATCH I DIE

[@svartfrasr9755]

"I'm lyin'" Critical damage.

[@DarkWarrior076]

Guy: *gives a touching Japanese speech* Translator: Uh, he says thanks.

[@ratpiss3366]

"guy" You know, fuck you

[@sosono5929]

would have been better if it actually was true :/ still funny tho xD

[@corcs2037]

Are you disrespecting our lord and saviour?

[@brandongonzales4744]

I bet he's mad because they automatically assumed he knew how to speak Japanese just because he's asian and made him translate.

[@NiiCoMusic]

That's an edit made by YongYea.

[@jorjawiebe9233]

“If there’s one Jedi left, it’s not you” Shots fired! Wait....

[@justinsylvester9858]

Only time a stormtrooper actually hit a target

[@blitzwolf678]

It actually hit

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Oh

[@genesius624]

*I felt that*

[@maan1511]

4:56 "You're lying to me bro." "I'm not lying bro..." looks at the screen. "I'm lying". That face is priceless 😂

[@princevinny0073]

😂🤣

[@DaytonaHkk]

I'm dying.... hahahahahahahahaahaha

[@JD_tcb]

Why do kids always cut off videos while the person is still talking? Shouldn't you guys be like... good at using technology?

[@eddyhoopin]

@@JD_tcb that's how long the original video is you dumbass

[@crosswren014]

@@JD_tcb Called cut scream, mate

[@blockPawn1924]

the algorithm really likes this one. despite me ignoring it for 5 years, it keeps getting recommended.

[@TheRealCaptainFreedom]

6:15 That guy’s cruel laughter made this clip awesome.

[@mishluna5913]

😂

[@cacklegag3284]

😂

[@danielmuench]

😂

[@marcelllejeune9194]

😂

[@Limonadesyrup]

😂

[@insomniacspaghetti]

3:20 this guy laughs like a bicycle pump.

[@DLP-Coasters]

Your comment will make it big

[@K41tlyn4]

omg lol

[@EnoVarma]

Never heard a bicycle pump laugh...

[@NIOO9-l8b]

i laughed way too hard

[@ameliebabin3202]

The guy holding the camera says "Fuck Leo, fucking shit!" in French

[@maomao6023]

There’s two types of people in this world The disappointed chicken wing girl And the thankful avocado kid

[@strikereureka5081]

I always thought that the avocade kid was faking his excitement so that his parents wouldn't take badly to his reaction.

[@mrshitterthepencilspitter6931]

and the overjoyed banana kid

[@anonymous25yearsago53]

Ninja 21 obviously

[@strikereureka5081]

@@anonymous25yearsago53 ik, my point was that the kid wasn't genuinely thankful (as implied by the comment) but rather pretended to be

[@TripleOhSeven]

Uhh thankful banana girl?

[@CorekBleedingHollow]

"If there's one jedi left, it's not you." lol

[@Fried_chicken139]

RIP fake jedi

[@EsmenettaRien]

*F*

[@medjed-boi897]

*F*

[@CraziAus]

F

[@nova8424]

F

[@canurageplease8261]

F

[@TheIllusioner]

7:17 The guy technically did say thanks, he was thanking the company, his co-workers, his friends, his family, and his fans

[@jamesburnett4443]

As soon as I heard the whole thing I knew he wasnt going to remember it all

[@wojtek1582]

@@jamesburnett4443 In reality the translator remembered it all. What is here is a doctored version done as a joke not the real one. Here is the original: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mZvRm6yMjpJ_eas

[@brute6896]

I like that icecream guy in the costume because like in his head he was like “I failed, the duty I swore on my to give that girl her icecream, I failed in that, god have mercy on my soul for I have failed.”

[@tyjohnston5889]

Sadly he was executed shortly after.

[@brute6896]

@@tyjohnston5889 rest in peace, as he has been freed from his torment by the ice cream police

[@jason-the-great]

6:18 the evil cackle almost took me tf out

[@mlg2766]

“If there’s one Jedi left, it’s not you” The sentence that destroyed the Death Star

[@annusrideviravindran6396]

Mob100 fun fact: that's no jedi

[@mikko5384]

Zero two best waifu

[@Apoc_Bone_Daddy]

*affirmative*

[@ethanhill851]

@@mikko5384 Affirmative

[@dayostical]

1:28..that boy is going to have ALOT of problems with women when he grows up.

[@makemeajmod]

ya poor kid. his parents are probably going through a divorce or some shit. and this kid just doesnt know how to process love correctly.

[@ViperDivinity]

Hey that sounds like a curse lol

[@xbermann]

@@makemeajmod and how do u know that

[@alzm0nd120]

@@xbermann he literally said "probably", meaning he was guessing that happened.

[@xbermann]

@@alzm0nd120 it still is a hell of a guess

[@etphonehome2918]

10:17 His hand begins shaking with rage as he contemplates mass genocide... But thank god he snaps back into reality and begins cleaning up his mess

[@mysticflow467]

LMAO

[@cameronpruitt8339]

6:15 that CRUEL cackle as the candy handle falls over 😂

[@hasancankirac9265]

She knows what's gonna happen and still watches it!

[@cameronpruitt8339]

Hasancan Kirac 🤣

[@anthonyprince7989]

omg I laughed so hard

[@t.bo.e2487]

Cameron Pruitt the painful tears of children are so delicious

[@xclip1814]

Where can I watch that vid? I need 10 hours of that

[@CarCultureChroniclesYT]

3:37 when the guy said whats up witchu. I lost it

[@quaqyt4173]

10:05 omg these eyes are fitting so perfectly to this situation...

[@jorelldye4346]

Lol!

[@matthewsawczyn6592]

Stares into the abyss...

[@craetydonutkey1348]

how to shift from being cute to creepy without changing your expression!

[@act1veee]

craety donutkey HAHAHAHAHA

[@haidezarate5476]

Beanos? Theres no fucking way its actually you

[@chocolatepotato5469]

The wholesome man who's completely unaware of how giving people whip cream on there knees from the bottle looks, is in fact, my spirit animal.

[@minkinomics3002]

He was running for president at the time.

[@JohnRegan0]

@@minkinomics3002 yeah, and the most baffling part was that he was completely aware.

[@rahadityap2375]

6:55 I love how the staff isnt angry but instead laughing for having bad days and immidiate help to put back the backpacker again

[@thesmileshow9651]

Nobody's talking about that kid that got rejected by Jessica.

[@sebita4]

fuckin broke my heart dude

[@thesmileshow9651]

@@sebita4 me too bruh

[@mayurpoojary6603]

It's probably lorenzo ( standard merchant of Venice reference)

[@CharlesJoseph_MSc]

She will regret it later.

[@jimmydadragon6736]

I was I watched that clip a million times

[@infusixtv204]

3:18 he sounds like my printer hahaha

[@jarvishp7971]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bunnybear6004]

LMAO

[@uselessturtlepie4030]

I shouldnt have laughed as hard as i did at that

[@annoyingkitten3837]

LAMO

[@oliviapirlot9551]

This was the one video that actually got me oh my god

[@JoeyP946]

that guy who got knocked out by a boxing ball killed me 🤣

[@MrsRoseSimple]

Savage: “You’re really not that interesting.” Girl: “Did you hear what that old guy said?l Me: The truth?

[@seanlanders4180]

It wasnt savage, he was just an asshole

[@Miidoltang]

@@seanlanders4180 he was not an asshole hes a gamer

[@quintonkirk285]

@@seanlanders4180 she's an asshole

[@alexiscalabera8314]

How the fuck do you recover from a comment like that

[@DivingHawker]

@@seanlanders4180 I mean he is not wrong.

[@philipl.5127]

10:05 that costume was made for that reaction look at the expression

[@Kinobambino]

Right lol it was planned.

[@iamthehighground5942]

"If theres one Jedi left, it's not you." I felt that plasma caster from here.

[@hyper6354]

AFFIRMATIVE

[@itsopetinez9093]

Affirmative

[@badjuju6430]

Roger roger

[@sbp4215]

roger roger

[@america692]

Roger roger

[@vman99]

“I’m not lying bro!!!” …. “I’m ly” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@francisg3495]

10:08 that mascot looks like he gave up on life

[@slippytsg2219]

Somehow it’s expression went from happy to very depressed

[@bandz4998]

this made me lose my shit

[@francisg3495]

@CryBaby 222 wanna cry together?QQ

[@supahtyp]

The way it looks fits the situation perfectly

[@user-eo7zp2iu8m]

Worse than that

[@CertifiedMayagendist]

6:22 His laugh oh my god thats the best part Edit: Is it me or the cake defies gravity and bends More than 90°

[@Brian-oj2mw]

He's so evil ahaha

[@shockshplock3480]

Rodrigo Leon Gonzalez I mean it is pretty funny tbh

[@fd_the_editor7882]

After 10 seconds is the second best part

[@y-sterben-y7031]

Whats the vid called?

[@hughmungus8320]

I think it does bend more than 90 degrees 😂

[@analogamin1218]

The deathstranding 'He says thanks' is an edit. The translator was actually solid.

[@An1m0s1ty7]

That makes me feel a lot better ab it then, lmao thanks

[@Vic-Boss213]

why did hideo kojima did that long sentence

[@revenor101]

The edit is from YongYea

[@analogamin1218]

@@Vic-Boss213 it was his TGA speech

[@Vic-Boss213]

@@analogamin1218 ok

[@asensibleyoungman2978]

4:50 'Did you hear what that old guy said?' Yep! And it was all true.

[@HellFighterz]

The lottery ticket one had me dying, homie was hype af then his face fell harder than the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ohyeah8224]

He was so fuckin happy lol I felt sorry for him

[@pinkpugginz]

Yea that was cruel

[@AtraNoctes]

1:00 Did this kid just bully himself?

[@ColorWheelHero]

He was talking smack to the punching ball so it punched back

[@yaboirema2544]

he was born to be bullied

[@tiredtypes1260]

If he thinks that swinging full-power at a speed ball is a good idea, he deserves to be bullied at least a little.

[@BathingGorillas]

Well, seemed to me like he was bullying the speed bag.

[@ReaperCheGuevara]

I knocked myself out once doing just that. No one believes me, however that would be a perfect example.

[@erdemodemirelo9227]

3:17 this dudes laugh sounds like those cashier scanners.

[@andersoni.7472]

Erdemo Demirelo that’ll be $63.60 sir

[@__igor__]

@@andersoni.7472 *$420.69*

[@finndeclan3996]

Unseen

[@mvplevi_ackerman2570]

Lmfao

[@tunnockscaramellog4133]

It does!

[@Nick-rs5if]

"If there's one Jedi left, it's not you." Bro was erased, he just ceased to be! 😂

[@kaltiny1997]

3:20 did anyone else notice the guys constant "heh" went in sync to the background music

[@AB-gz9yb]

kaltiny1997 looooool

[@Vee3000]

Do u even know what sync means

[@kaltiny1997]

@@Vee3000 why would I?

[@JonnyUnderrated]

@@kaltiny1997 cause you used to word, yo.

[@otnielaponte9283]

“Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night” lmao

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Best speech from a video game.

[@basedredpilled3105]

You know, I never really knew where that line was from exactly, as I haven't played and metal gear solid games until recently. So I got myself metal gear solid 5 and played through that neverending prologue which was basically a movie and then, in the chopper. He said it. And I was like; "Wait a minute..."

[@CrustyTheMoist]

Everyone else died inside, but bumblebee straight up just died.

[@reececrawford1688]

Read ur comment as it happened

[@MatHewitt]

Yeah

[@TheLoneBit]

That last clip man... Someone needs to tell the person in that suit everything is okay. They need a hug... cause I felt that.

[@seanfitz81]

kumamon!

[@landenstewart477]

TheLoneBit I felt bad for the grandma

[@Solidkhallid]

4:23 “Mom can we see Taylor Swift?” “We have Taylor Swift at home”

[@Mishkola]

man, did you see her eyes? Her soul just died!

[@Mishkola]

@CT4(9) Khan Bibi Sarah children shouldn't be on KZbin. Go play outside.

[@Mishkola]

@@TaoTaming0subscribe0like Ooh burn on me, right.

[@luisgab707]

😂😂

[@RexusGames]

She is even between Taylor Swift and Nicole Kidman some! :D

[@Itsyovice]

7:46 "uhhh he says thanks" LMAOO 🤣🤣

[@Nickyc997]

If only it wasn't a skit from a youtuber (yongyea)

[@19.9inety7_]

thats all he had to say simple lol

[@outlandish791]

it was clipped

[@mozkitolife5437]

It's dubbed. He didn't really say that.

[@riden-on3082]

Perfect

[@Dustin_Platt]

Hideo: 自分はこの社会に居場所がないと感じてゲームをプレイしている人がたくさんいます。彼らは本当に快適ではありません。」彼は、『デス・ストランディング』をプレイする際に、プレイヤーたちにその深い孤独感を共有してもらいたいと考えています。 「あなたは一人でゲームをプレイしています」と小島氏は言います。 「そしてあなたは、この分断された社会を自分の手で繋ごうとしているのです。世界は美しいですが、あなたは小さく、ほんの小さな点です。あなたは絶望的で無力で無力だと感じます。あなたはとても孤独を感じています。」 Translator: _hE sAy tHaNk_

[@EthanMichell1]

Hahaha ok that was a long and dramatic story to translate Thanks.

[@seanduffy1420]

The kid who was rehearsing his bully speech and hit himself made me genuinely very sad

[@sociologiaanimal]

He learnt a lesson, tho: you're your worst enemy ;)

[@samuelmason8370]

it was the funniest thing ive seen since spongebob theme generated by AI; nicki minaj kills it.,

[@saxeisrap7846]

So dumb he got bullied by a thing lol 🤣

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

He walloped that thing good. Bully would not get up after that.

[@Timmy_The_P.O.G]

I was sad for him... I still laughed though

[@skydragon8538]

Guy: * gets ice cream * Also guy: so you not gonna do the flippy floppy thingy...ok

[@skydragon8538]

@Skip ads in Turkey, they will use those long sticks to get ice cream, and the ice cream workers will trick you and turn the cone and stuff yk, it's like s tradition

[@judethaddeus9856]

@Skip ads I don’t wither

[@wentzr]

still dont get it

[@amar43334]

@@wentzr just type turkey ice cream and u will know it..that customer expect the seller will do the trick but he doesnt do it

[@AkashRamesh8]

@@skydragon8538 He's Yoo Byung-jae and this is probably part of SNL Korea.

[@ADi-po6yc]

3:31 “wassup with you”

[@kaylons]

That’s what I call a spitroast

[@orangejulius177]

I aim to please

[@Pwn3540]

Where is that from? Lol

[@BlackLightning325]

ADi The moment he realized this isn’t the woman he once knew 😂

[@Xannyphantom905]

my exact question

[@Grandpasaab]

"Watch people die inside" Sees cat dieing inside

[@yung_manchild]

1:00 I guess the bully confrontation rehearsal was just like reality.

[@thedredgod]

thats about how it was gonna go with that weak ass speech 😭😭😭

[@notsoaveragedan5460]

Why do I need to watch a compilation of people dying inside when I can easily look in the mirror every day? (Edit) 14 years on KZbin, on and off with different accounts, and THIS is my highest up voted comment ever... gud :/

[@woahdude9983]

Nice this hit me

[@un0wnrtst]

uhhh ok

[@getaway5400]

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing.

[@thef.b.i2962]

Cringe lol

[@elminhovmoller923]

Cause that's just dying on the outside...

[@avocado3-in-182]

“If there’s one jedi left, it’s not you” That’s the first time I’ve seen a Stormtrooper didn’t messed up and actually shot someone down.

[@Alexandergoat123]

Bruh ahahahahahahah im dying 😂😂😂

[@Ambercurve]

F

[@effervescentrelief]

Perfect aim.

[@dibbsalmighty]

NAWWW that little girl with the chicken wing one was wrong😭😭😭

[@Oop459]

Japanese dude: mumbles on for an eternity Translator: “Ahh...he says thanks” 💀💀

[@PureJoy_]

Basically its what he said. Just he thanked many people and his family and stuff in a loooong list that translator couldnt memorize...

[@NJHS92]

@@PureJoy_ Yep, he thanked pretty much the whole staff including family and friends around 50+ people so yeah the translator wasnt exactly wrong...

[@misterfau985]

"Japanese Dude", probably one of the most famous japanese dude ever x) That's how you recognize people who never played any Kojima game, no offense I just find it funny !

[@charlie7329]

If you watch the actual award the translator remembered pretty much everything Kojima said the “he said thanks” is a dub

[@PureJoy_]

@@charlie7329 ah it was a joke? Wait what? Haha

[@jasonxfalx2133]

7:43 the moment when you think you know Japanese just because you watched anime

[@kaylons]

_u h h he says thanks_

[@TheIllusioner]

Well he did say thanks, technically

[@willow7277]

Jason Xfalx 🤣

[@maraschwartz6731]

Bro what the fuck kind of translator is that. I've only studied Japanese for a semester and I understood most of that

[@高宇中]

Max Schwartz Wow, that’s cool and all, but I don’t remember asking.

[@trevonharris2391]

damn and they say storm troopers never hit their shots

[@iim4xii129]

Nobody has ever said that.

[@vakezanimation762]

100th like

[@vakezanimation762]

@@iim4xii129 storm troopers never land a shot on anyone

[@trainwreck237]

Yeah no he still didnt hit their shot, he missed, and shot a chain that was attached to a giant metal ball and demolished the guys spirit

[@MarlonBitoy]

GamingDude2000 Have you ever heard of the tragedy of “Stormtrooper Aim”? It’s a story literally 2 minutes on the internet would tell you.

[@Eatthisbagel]

Finally, a youtuber who doesn't spend 5 minutes explaining every single clip down to the last minute detail

[@jodonthesith7172]

Kid trying to stand up to bully: Yeah I’ll teach you! The Universe: A preview of what’s to come, my child.

[@alternativeaccount1072]

Well at least he punches hard enough.

[@djstrongarmgmail]

"Run away!!!!"

[@josefukentachi461]

5:05 he's really not lying. That's a shock, idk how much a lucky scratcher cost, but that's a shock to earn that little.

[@jotaromidoryia3981]

I dont get what happend the camera was bad so i dont get it

[@Zack-fu4lo]

Izuku Midoryia he won the lottery

[@jotaromidoryia3981]

Ok so how was it a dead inside thing wouldnt it be in shock of how amazed he is

[@akumaszn]

@@jotaromidoryia3981 he won 2$.....

[@jotaromidoryia3981]

AkumaFN oh

[@wasimakram4145]

09:21 I was thinking about getting a cell phone. But all of my friends are dead. That's pretty sad you know.

[@Alyzah]

Right, can't believe that stupid idiot started laughing.

[@SWAGLIKEIS]

I'll be her friend

[@fredapel6039]

Nice

[@shawty5885]

Maybe she pushed them off the edge

[@balghari9566]

Bill Nye the Russian Spy maybe they were her 12 split personalities before therapy

[@LOL.c.r.i.n.g.e]

- "If there's one Jedi left, it's not you" - the only shot a Stormtrooper hit.

[@iainballas]

lol copypasta needs salt

[@acadoe]

7:00 "They ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it, because they would never understand."

[@schwalbe_t]

😂😂😂

[@DenBoy4]

😂😂😂😂damn

[@perseus1293]

5 minutes of speech in japanese Translator: "He says ok"

[@caiden7800]

Crostibul sOs thanks*

[@alexxander966]

Bruh that one always gets me

[@antoniomolina3612]

That guy did not give a fuck lol

[@PerhapsALizard]

This was voiced-over by the youtuber YongYea. The translator didn't actually say this at the event.

[@ChrisZ901]

the guy did just thanked a bunch of people including his team and family. I guess it got a bit too long for the translator to remember everything the guy said

[@RazorFangs90]

The "you're really not that interesting" guy is my new personal hero

[@mambisquickRob]

He's not wrong

[@АндрейОнищенко-з8х]

@@mambisquickRob not untrue

[@crumpledstiltskin6216]

@@АндрейОнищенко-з8х Bob

[@crumpledstiltskin6216]

@JAIVI BOY The old man you mean?

[@crumpledstiltskin6216]

@JAIVI BOY Ohhh, well I'm clueless as you are... But I'm willing to bet that she's streamer, maybe on one of those blogs or-something.

[@xethan7225]

"you're really not that interesting" As time keeps on slippin plays XD

[@fortnitexd3957]

Let the professionals handle this Proceeds to break the roof and blow up the house

[@TheAdatto]

Duh. Never heard of sarcasme?

[@Ari-fs6oe]

Christian Grey r/wooosh

[@DotzekWork]

1:26 poor kid.. you know his reaction is pure innocence at this age..

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

When that guy busted his own chops with that punching bag i died laughing.

[@daywalker3735]

Then he ran out of the gym lolllllll

[@somebonehead]

It's like you know what was about to happen and it was still funny

[@jackdensmore3065]

She really got roasted by an old guy in an anime shirt

[@park1n214]

Jack Densmore “y o u r r e a l l y n o t t h a t I n t r e s t i n g”

[@lilchexofficial7859]

broad had it coming

[@cforchicken8891]

He's a fuckin god

[@kingcz-ru6ce]

dudes a loser and she handled it like a champ

[@kingcz-ru6ce]

a roast is funny and witty, its like taking a negative aspect of someone and finding a way to cleverly insult them. He came so basic

[@USER-8Gaming]

that bumble be went like "Autobots! disarm! "💀