Futurama (1999-2003,2008-2009) - Fox, (2010-2013) - Comedy Central, (2022-????) - Disney. This will be my only Futurama video for now. Originally it was a "All Seasons" video, but now Futurama is not longer dead anymore, again.
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@jcoster82912 жыл бұрын
Fun fact in the Futurama comics it's revealed that Zapp wasn't always an incompetent chauvinistic idiot he used to be an incredibly competent and decent super soldier, but the doop wanted to try and make him even better with super soldier treatment which went wrong and resulted In the Zapp we have now. He's like a reverse captain America.
@noisemarine5612 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant and hilarious.
@joshuasweetman49032 жыл бұрын
Damn
@jcoster82912 жыл бұрын
@@joshuasweetman4903 It's issue #76 "Captain Brannigan the windbag soldier" if anyone wants to look it up.
@timoman62 жыл бұрын
Actually kinda sad
@keeloraz94522 жыл бұрын
really ...
@BerylLx2 жыл бұрын
"Ever since man first crawled out of his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a different way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream; to kill him so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things" Forever my favourite Zapp line
@jazzygaming4202 жыл бұрын
what ep
@educatedfool5121 Жыл бұрын
I mean it's true lmfao XD
@richardcochrane1966 Жыл бұрын
"Then what did we just blow up?" "The Hubble Telescope!" I laughed for at least 5 minutes......
@yan13502 Жыл бұрын
How to resume racism of every culture.
@chrollox6404 Жыл бұрын
667 like :)
@timfortune92 жыл бұрын
This left out one of the absolute best Zapp lines: "I am the man with no name! Zapp Brannigan."
@matthewcromar99442 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite overlooked phrase is: "fly the white flag of war"
@stacyhamilton2619 Жыл бұрын
@@matthewcromar9944 It was looked. I just saw it here.
@richardpilling2822 Жыл бұрын
My favourite's: Zapp:'This entire system is uncharted' Kif: 'It's not uncharted, you lost the chart'.
@peterporkeresq.281711 ай бұрын
@@richardpilling2822 Zapp: 'You just made my point Kiffie.' Kif: Sigh 🙄
@Unversed3338 ай бұрын
My favorite will always be...."C'mon, girdle. Hold...."
@Curelax2 жыл бұрын
"built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro" into "You win again gravity" is top tier comedy
@slamdunktiger5 ай бұрын
I need to sample those hehehe
@RandomShowerThoughts4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@harkaway90063 ай бұрын
That joke was always lost on me.
@slamdunktiger3 ай бұрын
@@harkaway9006 she’s thick but she’s actually very very agile and lithe with the quickness
@mongoose16182 жыл бұрын
"When I am in Command, every mission is a Suicide Mission" 😂
@mr.machine33282 жыл бұрын
Top 10 Reasons Zapp Brannigan Should Never Be In Command.
@ChariMahariel2 жыл бұрын
Branigan is Shepard XD?
@MaxsonAtTheFort Жыл бұрын
Zapp would make an excellent Commissar.😂
@moodyowlproductions4287 Жыл бұрын
You suck!!!!!
@DetElliottStabler Жыл бұрын
@@ChariMahariel definitely
@A-small-amount-of-peas2 жыл бұрын
He's the hero the universe neither needs or deserves
@bon-chan71972 жыл бұрын
Deserves
@doctoc13342 жыл бұрын
Has
@TarotVylan Жыл бұрын
Or wants
@yan13502 Жыл бұрын
It actually sounds like something he would say, you know like "I am the hero the universe neither deserve or needs, I'm just the one that cost too much men instead of money."
@NearingLight Жыл бұрын
Sometimes people deserve to get screwed over, why not the entire universe?
@rjpittman45102 жыл бұрын
Just saying, Zapp's deal with the omicronians about Leela would have been by far the single best deal in history. "We will eat 198 billion humans" to "we will eat 1 person".
@tonyv23732 жыл бұрын
Yup. Play dumb in all negotiations.
@abbyalphonse499 Жыл бұрын
He filled up on nuts during the negotiations
@sk31370n Жыл бұрын
trump would have done better
@Brandon34300 Жыл бұрын
@@sk31370n Trump would have walked away from that deal with the Omicronians allowing HIM to eat 1 human.
@rustyshackleford9637 Жыл бұрын
@@Brandon34300 Big if true
@MsBonsai2010 Жыл бұрын
I love how most of Kif's reactions to Brannigan are nothing but exasperated sighs 😂
@thatoneguychad420 Жыл бұрын
His sighs and groans make it so much funnier when Zapp says something completely ridiculous or incorrect. I love it. Can't wait till my little girl is old enough to watch Futurama and we can laugh together.
@dagaybrucewayne Жыл бұрын
He's a hater
@JJDDCrazyDrive Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel his pain lol
@DaFro3713 Жыл бұрын
I mean if you had to be the handler to a dangerous idiot like Zapp, wouldn’t you just be apathetic?
@herrcobblermachen Жыл бұрын
Kiiiifffff- I dont like your "I dont think thats wise" attitude.
@jman78262 жыл бұрын
“I just got a book on tape, it’s about life in Ancient Greece…” so hilarious and subtle
@IAmNumber40002 жыл бұрын
can you explain that one to me? lol
@jman78262 жыл бұрын
@@charlieb1575 pretty much, particularly in the context of the military there was a lot of homoeroticism, eg achilles and Patroclus. When I watched the show as a kid I thought it was just a throw away line. The fact that it’s a book on tape is of course funny as well.
@dizzygunner2 жыл бұрын
it's not that subtle
@jman78262 жыл бұрын
@@dizzygunner hell of a lot subtler than “sexlexia”
@youdontknowme39352 жыл бұрын
@FreeTibet *yore
@KurtLesterishere Жыл бұрын
"The dominoes will fall like a house of cards, checkmate!" 🤣
@SamtheBravesFan Жыл бұрын
Uggggh...
@MatthewChristianMurray9 ай бұрын
*if we hit that bullseye. Zapp is such a metaphor-mixer that he squeezed four into one sentence.
@DnD_Robb4047 ай бұрын
2:31
@jamescupedro4 ай бұрын
they should have tried to squeeze a "king me" in there somewhere lol
@spamspum9282 жыл бұрын
I use “My first instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish” as often as I can.
@nekonukes2 жыл бұрын
Lol i use " You win again gravity!"
@expanddong32052 жыл бұрын
I’m personally wondering how many situations you use this in
@gamingpanda75162 жыл бұрын
How often is that so far
@d.scentgent5382 Жыл бұрын
Lol it's a favourite of mine as well. I also like to use "Lower, lower, lower, a lot lower. TOO LOW!! Lower" whenever possible.
@zappbrannigan7726 Жыл бұрын
As a defence mechanism I use "I surrender and volunteer for treason" more often
@AeonQuasar Жыл бұрын
When you start a new character with only Charisma and Luck.
@JW-do3mp Жыл бұрын
Like a fine wine slipped into a velour drobe.
@john_blues2 жыл бұрын
"Stop exploding you cowards!!!" 😂
@Alvaro89Rus2 жыл бұрын
I'm using this line in World of Warships
@jimstan17952 жыл бұрын
@@Alvaro89Rus WoT for me
@TheJrHatter Жыл бұрын
"she's built like a steak house but handles like a bistro" IS SO FUNNY
@fazertace6837 Жыл бұрын
Funniest line ever. My fave Zap quote.
@jongler9775 Жыл бұрын
@@fazertace6837 Same here. It makes me laugh to no end. I love it too.
@supervillainJ Жыл бұрын
Me and work mate quote this all the time!
@lars68264 ай бұрын
What I came to the comments for. Makes me laugh every time I hear it or think of it. I am laughing as I type this 😂
@harkaway90063 ай бұрын
I never really got that joke.
@disposablehero4911 Жыл бұрын
"How many men did we lose Kiff?" "All of them." "Well at least they won't have to mourn each other." 😂
@luckyloonie13592 ай бұрын
5:55 If you bank with #MeridianCU💳 then your assets are safer than most big banks🇨🇦! 🌎💘💰
@mousek801 Жыл бұрын
I want a copy of Brannigan's Big Book of War so bad.
@GoHazyQuietSexAngel Жыл бұрын
Same.
@claudiaperi4990 Жыл бұрын
I bought it, it’s just 300 pages of “if you see enemies, hurt them because they don’t like being hurt” and double page spreads of his face
@roringusanda28372 ай бұрын
📙🖍️🐙 its a coloring book
@samsoncooper12 жыл бұрын
"I have made it with a woman, inform the men"
@MaxsonAtTheFort2 жыл бұрын
The most chad thing ever said.🤣
@jonathanmcculley3728 Жыл бұрын
It’s mated
@shadenox8164 Жыл бұрын
@@jonathanmcculley3728 Nah its made it. Look it up if you don't believe me.
@Unversed3338 ай бұрын
@@jonathanmcculley3728 no, he's made it with a woman.
@karadan1002 жыл бұрын
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised.
@Unversed3332 ай бұрын
Wonder how many men have used this line with their wives and/or girlfriends.
@BETRvids2 жыл бұрын
"Spare me your space-aged technobabble, Atilla the Hun!"
@luckyloonie13592 ай бұрын
5:55 If you bank with #MeridianCU💳 then your assets are safer than most big banks🇨🇦! 🌎💘💰
@SteeleZack Жыл бұрын
I love how the Zapp Brannigan character is based on the idea of if William Shatner was the captain of the enterprise instead of Kirk.
@ChristopherSobieniak Жыл бұрын
It works!
@stacyhamilton2619 Жыл бұрын
In modern parlance you Can't write "how" after starting the sentence with "I love". I love the fact that comment sections pass off stale secrets as words of wisdom.
@Longshanks1690 Жыл бұрын
@@stacyhamilton2619 In modern parlance, you also can’t have “Can’t” capitalised in the middle of a sentence as that’s supposed to be reserved for the beginning of sentences. If you’re going to be a dick about grammar, at least get it right.
@trinityy-7 Жыл бұрын
@@stacyhamilton2619 hey dumdum, you forget the english language chances depending on words people say. something thats gramatically incorrect but is used enough will become gramatically correct eventually.
@stacyhamilton2619 Жыл бұрын
@@trinityy-7Hey imbecile, when will changes become chances? Yes, when enough uneducated dullards make enough mistakes society accepts their retardation.
@charles35552 жыл бұрын
“I just want you to know that if it doesn’t work with this pipsqueak I’ll be there to score you on the rebound 😏” LOL
@jonathanmcculley3728 Жыл бұрын
“What’re you gay?” Is one of my favorites.
@johnmichaeloneal14082 жыл бұрын
I love how half of kiff’s lines are just a disappointed sigh lmfao
@stacyhamilton2619 Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that lmfuckingao.
@Unversed3338 ай бұрын
Zapp: Round 'em up. And spare me the weary sigh for once.
@MarianMurphy-rz8ej6 ай бұрын
Half of my lines are just disappointed sighs now too. (because humanity)
@jackofclubz2 жыл бұрын
Sexlexia is serious and nothing to joke about.
@luckyloonie13592 ай бұрын
5:55 If you bank with #MeridianCU💳 then your assets are safer than most big banks🇨🇦! 🌎💘💰
@stevengalloway80522 жыл бұрын
I think Billy West did the late Phil Hartman proud with the Zapp Brannigan voice. Superb job... 👏
@ChristianFrates1997 Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Magus from The Scorpion King: Rise of the Akkadian.
@oldzenn8768 Жыл бұрын
Agreed... Can only imagine how Phil Hartman would've hit the deplorable and deprived nuance within literally EVERYTHING Brannigan says
@Chinchilla2310 Жыл бұрын
@@oldzenn8768it’s wild how Andy Dick never actually had any lasting repercussions for his part in that murder.
@HotdogFiend69 Жыл бұрын
@@Chinchilla2310Because he didn't have anything to do with it. He offered to do cocaine with her months before she killed Hartman and there isn't any proof she was on cocaine at the time she did it.
@beer.beef.barotta2 жыл бұрын
Kif's every "Sighs"... It's a whole statement... 🐐💯
@hunterlord1012 жыл бұрын
Kif is my former spirit animal from when I worked in retail.
@Eteana942 жыл бұрын
Poor Kif
@ChristopherSobieniak Жыл бұрын
@@Eteana94 Especially at 17:05 .
@mariabunn2 жыл бұрын
Billy West is a legend he could possibly be the next "Man of A thousand voices"
@MickEll912 жыл бұрын
Not as iconic as the man who does Marcus Fenix and Bender.
@nthgth2 жыл бұрын
@@MickEll91 I disagree. I don't know of any John DiMaggio characters I care about besides Bender, but Billy West has at least like a half dozen. Of course he's still no Jim Cummings.
@MickEll912 жыл бұрын
@@nthgth heretic.
@canaisyoung36012 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Phil Hartman was supposed to voice Zapp Branigan, but he got murdered, so Billy West took over and made Zapp sound like Phil Hartman playing a smug a-hole character.
@copperbunnies98492 жыл бұрын
MariaBunn I'm curious about ur pic is it Fry as a woman?
@bean-ps8yq Жыл бұрын
„She‘s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro“ Underrated line.
@stacyhamilton2619 Жыл бұрын
It's underrated by your Likes. It was highly rated previously in the comments - check it out.
@mrbrianandrewsmith Жыл бұрын
"Crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on his belly. Delicious." One day I'll use this quote. I swear it.
@ramzcoldlampin5460 Жыл бұрын
“Birds don’t crawl…” “They’ve been known to!”
@jamesblake442 жыл бұрын
The way he pronounces Quesadilla with such confidence, will never not make me laugh
@user-ln2go4xp6d Жыл бұрын
"sham pagin"
@prageruwu69 Жыл бұрын
"kess-a-dilla"
@t.namikaze823711 ай бұрын
quack-a-mole
@Unversed3338 ай бұрын
Add-dew
@LP004 Жыл бұрын
Every line from Zap is pure gold, brilliant writing
@Unversed3338 ай бұрын
Made better with Billy West's perfect delivery.
@darthuchiha14182 жыл бұрын
the fact that Zapp still remains a military officer despite his actions and dangerous stupidity and people continuing to willingly be under his command is extremely baffling
@snakeeyes25512 жыл бұрын
I wonder how the doofus became military officer in the first place.
@darthuchiha14182 жыл бұрын
@@snakeeyes2551 or why there people who still volunteer to be under his command despite probably knowing it is a deathwish
@snakeeyes25512 жыл бұрын
@@darthuchiha1418 or why haven't Kif been made military officer instead
@mojus28902 жыл бұрын
@@snakeeyes2551 Zap probably hasn't approved his transfer over to officer.
@georgeliquor12362 жыл бұрын
Kinda like real life authorities.
@smittyvanjagermanjenson182 Жыл бұрын
The cut away to the skeletons with crushed pelvis will never not be the funniest goddamn thing 🤣
@Unversed3338 ай бұрын
Only made better by the fact that they died smiling.
@benriffle1042 жыл бұрын
I love how the episode Fry, Bender and Leela join the military is one long sex joke.
@richwhiteman27552 жыл бұрын
You mean Fry, Bender and Lee Lemon!! Lol.
@vinaygautamhome2 жыл бұрын
@@richwhiteman2755 you mean hermes
@wingnightbackwards Жыл бұрын
War were declared
@Brandon34300 Жыл бұрын
I feel like Kif doesn’t get enough credit for Zapp’s scenes being so funny. His personality and stark contrast with Zapp really ends up being the big difference maker in so many of these clips being hilarious.
@user-ln2go4xp6d Жыл бұрын
“what did we just blow up?” (monotone) “the hubble telescope”
@slamdunktiger5 ай бұрын
Kiff GETS NO RESPECT.
@KKAkuoku Жыл бұрын
He may be a self absorbed himbo with undeserved authority, but that voice…THAT. VOICE.
@turbo8628 Жыл бұрын
"Himbo" is a term i never knew existed 🤣
@peterharris3810 ай бұрын
And that uniform 😂😂
@MarianMurphy-rz8ej6 ай бұрын
That’s the voice of Hollywood movie trailers for sure and/or radio…like that homeless man that blew up on the internet some years ago…
@Truffle_Pup Жыл бұрын
"How 'bout I help you finish that dream you were just having about me?" - Greatest pickup line ever hahahaha
@isailopez4232 жыл бұрын
“That’s just a fungal infection… OH! She’s talking to you, Kiff.” 🤣
@ryanporter25842 жыл бұрын
“Double ‘Yes’! Guilty!” Cracks me up every time!
@vetarlittorf1807 Жыл бұрын
South Park stole that joke 2 years later.
@sinkeverbruggen1576 Жыл бұрын
@@vetarlittorf1807 yeah suprised to see Matt and Trey do something like that. Mabey they came up with the same exact thing?
@vetarlittorf1807 Жыл бұрын
@@sinkeverbruggen1576 Nah, they stole it. They even admitted it. They also admitted that they copied the episode Godfellas when they had Cartman's tiny worshippers nuke each other. But then again, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, American Dad, Rick and Morty etc., none of those shows are completely original.
@sinkeverbruggen1576 Жыл бұрын
@@vetarlittorf1807 oh wauw, is it on the DVD commentary tapes or something? But, you're right all these shows basically the same (but SP, AD and Fut are all superior).
@champ-bx3jq Жыл бұрын
@@sinkeverbruggen1576 yeah it's on the DVD commentary for the episode. They acknowledge that they saw the "yes, yes" joke on a show but weren't sure which one. The commentaries are great to listen to, they are always saying "we thought we had this great joke/episode and then we find out someone,usually the simpsons, have already done it". Which of course also obviously inspired the simpsons did it episode lol. The epsiode where the space alien comes down and takes over the world was also almost way different too, the original plann was cartman blocks out the sun and the alien makes them get rid of all the guns. A few days before the episode is meant to air they find out the simpsons have already done the blocking out the sun and the getting rid of all the guns idea.
@jasondamrau91472 жыл бұрын
Zap Brannigans movements are such an underrated part of his character
@stacyhamilton2619 Жыл бұрын
What rating have they currently attained? Who is on the rating board?
@GoHazyQuietSexAngel Жыл бұрын
I imagine... "kif" (sigh...) 😒
@acethademon7820 Жыл бұрын
"Last time that you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us. I beg you, just use the translator." and "Its the battle of Pacos Tacos all over again" LMFAO
@Unversed3337 ай бұрын
Noodle incident that I would love to see
@Nandofrmthebando2 жыл бұрын
“Baby wait! You didn’t show me your surprise!”
@sasquatchhadarock9682 жыл бұрын
This is less a "best of" and more a "every scene he's in"
@feelingcheetah12 жыл бұрын
A true best of then
@nthgth2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that works for me
@gyrozeppeli48622 жыл бұрын
Same thing
@TheGrimmCommoner2 жыл бұрын
There isn't a scene he doesn't steal.
@andrewpresley908 Жыл бұрын
There's very little difference between the two.
@JoeMama-yd1ve2 жыл бұрын
6:45 is why Zapp Brannigan is one of the all-time great cartoon characters.
@christianheichel Жыл бұрын
I don't know, Scruffy gives him a run for his money
@gjb79ful2 жыл бұрын
"She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like bistro" 🤣🤣🤣
@bennett85762 жыл бұрын
17:48 Bender and Kif’s unified sigh kills me every time
@brittanyc.45406 ай бұрын
Actually, it’s at 17:56 and yes, I totally agree with you! 🤭
@jayluck80472 жыл бұрын
If you pause at 20:51 the map shows the updated name of, Urectum!
@orangefox12312 жыл бұрын
I remember when I first showed my roommate's brother Zapp Brannigan's line about how he beat the Killbots. He was an army guy, and he just couldn't stop being bewildered. "That's literally not defeating them." He said and his reaction was just as funny as Zapp's idiocy.
@tinobemellow2 жыл бұрын
I'm an Army guy myself,band I don't know why he's surprised. Officers are just as jackassed narcissistic pricks as this guy. I mean, I love the Army more than the rest of society, but I hate the people. Then again, I hate people in general.
@donaldkeith1392 жыл бұрын
OMG 😳 I never realised that. He is absolutely right
@MickEll912 жыл бұрын
It is defeating them, they seize to be a threat.
@johnrm07662 жыл бұрын
worked for the soviets
@nthgth2 жыл бұрын
Seems like he just didn't get that it was a joke. You don't use the word "literally" like a 13-year-old in real discussions of military strategy.
@jonpaulevans31 Жыл бұрын
"... the key to victory is the element of surprise..... Surprise!" will always get a laugh out of me.
@simonmcneilly55 Жыл бұрын
Zapp’s tunic simply defies physics.
@ChristopherSobieniak Жыл бұрын
It was necessary!
@BaronTMan Жыл бұрын
That’s velour for ya.
@hispanichipstervlogs89712 жыл бұрын
I love how the omacronians can pronounce guacamole correctly.
@Cascoonis Жыл бұрын
Lotta guac on Earth TV
@CheapBastard19882 жыл бұрын
"This time I'm the one criticizing the sausage."🤣
@MaxsonAtTheFort2 жыл бұрын
“Maha Leela we meet again, but this time I’m the one criticizing the sausage.” 🤣
@jjustinjjames5357 Жыл бұрын
Maurice and Billy just have a ball with these characters. What a script to work with. So much love. Ha ha ha!
@dirdydan2 жыл бұрын
Same speed ahead! Favorite moment
@smdsnowflakes51072 жыл бұрын
"I'll be on leela like a fly on a very seductive manure" 🤣🤣🤣
@johnnyfield872 жыл бұрын
“Let me show you the last photo of lieutenant Kroger….” (Shows kipp dead under the rocket) hahahahhahahahahah, savage
@jamesscott3052 жыл бұрын
Sexlexia is an AMAZING line!….. absolutely LOVE it
@El_IF_B_2 Жыл бұрын
It’s also a very sexy learning disability
@fuzzybanana0123 Жыл бұрын
20:52 love how Uranus is now Urectum because of that one scene where the Professor tells Fry they changed it in a past episode.
@docthemetalfreak2 жыл бұрын
I heard the voice of Zapp waz supposed to be inspired by Phil Hartman
@mariabunn2 жыл бұрын
May he rest in peace
@orangefox12312 жыл бұрын
It was. Phil was supposed to parody Jim Kirk of Star Trek fame until he was murdered by his psycho wife. So Billy West did a mock-up of himself impersonating Phil Hartman impersonating Jim Kirk.
@stephansliger62432 жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@bombabombom36032 жыл бұрын
@@orangefox1231 Also Fry's name was originally Curtis J. Fry but was renamed Philip in honor of Phil Hartman.
@Manmeetsboy2 жыл бұрын
i literally imagined lionel hutz when i heard him the first time
@mariabunn2 жыл бұрын
His "erotic" line is kinda iconic
@reverseflashfacts60932 жыл бұрын
I like your style… I find it very… *erotic*
@matthewcromar99442 жыл бұрын
I used to work on cars for a dealership. It'd be quite first thing in the morning. Every once in a while I'd shout "EROTIC!" and it never failed to get a laugh
@stacyhamilton2619 Жыл бұрын
And laconic.
@nthgth2 жыл бұрын
13:17 "Double yes" 😆😆 I love this joke! Also love it when they use it in South Park of course
@KevinFrost Жыл бұрын
Probably the best line from Zapp: "Ah, she's built like a steak house but she handles like a bistro". Pure gold.
@yzhorng Жыл бұрын
"Stop exploding you cowards" gets me everytime.
@fenrirsrage46092 жыл бұрын
I love how Zapp having confused feelings for Leela pulling a Mulan wasn't completely out of nowhere seeing that one blind date he had
@Jack-kb5nb Жыл бұрын
That “What are, Gay?” Line always gets a chuckle
@makomerlin4250 Жыл бұрын
say what you want about Zap but his voice is more smooth than a slice of butter
@d.scentgent5382 Жыл бұрын
I was really hoping you'd have included the entirety of Zapp explaining his ruse about conning Leela in the Garden of Eden episode. His whole progression of fighting to tell Leela of what he did, ending up with slightly sobbing & the line "I'm actually kind of proud of this one" kills me everytime I see it.
@user-ln2go4xp6d Жыл бұрын
in his defense he’s right, probably the smartest thing he’s done.
@Krakken0331 Жыл бұрын
"the last time that happened I got hit with three paternity suits." Lmao dead.
@stacyhamilton2619 Жыл бұрын
I haven't seen the "dead" hackery in years. Your trite cliche bon mot is stale.
@woofawoof7616 Жыл бұрын
@@stacyhamilton2619 Stacy, do you spend all your time criticizing people?
@stacyhamilton2619 Жыл бұрын
@@woofawoof7616 I spend 10% of my time criticizing people. 80% of that 10% is spent criticizing imbeciles. Which one are you?
@mrkdavis22 Жыл бұрын
that young man fills me with hope and some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing me 😂
@music-channel692 жыл бұрын
The best secondary character of the show.
@rjpittman45102 жыл бұрын
Idk, I'm a fan of Scruffy. But I do love Zapp
@music-channel692 жыл бұрын
@@rjpittman4510 Scruffy's ok in my book. We don't see him aside from meetings and being a janitor.
@rjpittman45102 жыл бұрын
@@music-channel69 That's the best part though. Just far and apart gems. Like that one quiet friend who only talks once in a conversation but makes you laugh every time. I do love Zapp though. Perfect for his character
@music-channel69 Жыл бұрын
@@rjpittman4510 True. But we know very little of him. It would of been nice if there's more Scruffy moments.
@vanhattfield8292 Жыл бұрын
Kif's sighs are perfect as emphasis...
@GokuBlack-jg7sk Жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen The Man With No Name, Zapp Brannigan!
@jjustinjjames53572 жыл бұрын
No doubt, the interplay between Billy and Maurice is epic.
@stacyhamilton2619 Жыл бұрын
Are they friends of yours? Do they call you jjustin?
@PointsofData Жыл бұрын
@@stacyhamilton2619 tbf he's talking specifically about the voice actors...it's pretty fair to use their first names.
@stacyhamilton2619 Жыл бұрын
@@PointsofData tbuf if he was talking about Zapp and Kiff, nonliving drawings, it would be less disrespectful to call them by their first names. Billy West. Maurice LaMarche. President's Day is coming up. I'm sure those straitlaced boomers, George and Abe could explain decorum to jjustin or at least send him to Miss Manners. Oh, I'm sorry - I mean Blanche.
@harkaway90063 ай бұрын
And Phil LaMar.
@TransparentEclipse Жыл бұрын
“What are you, gay?” Will never not make me laugh
@michaeldover Жыл бұрын
I wish there was a Futurama DVD that contained all of the Zap episodes.
@DaFro3713 Жыл бұрын
“STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS!” I have used this quote far more times than I think is reasonable
@MarcusPearl Жыл бұрын
0:23 Russian Military strategy
@kanardy Жыл бұрын
Brannigan's Law is alot like Brannigan's love....hard and fast!
@jasonboles75912 жыл бұрын
The element of surprise... SURPRISE!!
@nthgth2 жыл бұрын
Lmao that ALWAYS gets me cracking up 🤣🤣
@Pr0phetless Жыл бұрын
Zapp Brannigan is my hero and role model
@jeremyanderson1139 Жыл бұрын
Zapp was originally supposed to be voiced by Phil Hartman. However, after Hartman's untimely passing in 1998, Billy West was cast to voice Zapp using an impression of Hartman's voice
@VentiSizedCup2 жыл бұрын
I loved the Zapp action figure line. “Don’t tell me how to do the line… it sickens me.
@yoursonisold8743 Жыл бұрын
"Double yes! Guilty." Still my favorite Zapp joke.
@TheBiskitsnGravy Жыл бұрын
'She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro' kills me
@fazertace6837 Жыл бұрын
“Lets see what this eatery can do” 😂😂
@jastrapper190 Жыл бұрын
“Do you understand the charges? One beep for yes two beeps for no. Beep. Yes. So noted. Do you plead guilty? Beep… beep. Double Yes! Guilty!” 😂🤣👍🏻
@ZeHoSmusician2 жыл бұрын
17:56 It has got to be a bad joke if even Bender sighs! :D
@AdamFerrari64 Жыл бұрын
“Remember men! Take him alive, so there’s something left to kill.” 😂😂
@Janon48 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is that even the killbots had a limit to the carnage they could inflict but not Zapp
@SRunni_2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite character...aint no shame in his game hahaha
@snakeeyes25512 жыл бұрын
My favorite characters are Philip J. Fry, Leela, Bender, Dr. Zoiderg, Hermes Conrad, Pro. Farnsworth, Amy Wong, and THE HYPNOTOAD. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
@shadenox8164 Жыл бұрын
I mean there's a lot of shame in it, that's why its funny.
@robertanthonyfairweather34162 жыл бұрын
Zapp Brannigan has even made a silent appearance in the episode where Fry befriends an '80's guy who (in the end of said episode) died of Bone-itis.
@gregnuna Жыл бұрын
Double yes, GUILTY!!!!!
@Rockinruffhouser Жыл бұрын
He’s my favorite character in the show 😂
@chimpinaneckbrace Жыл бұрын
“How about I help you finish that dream you were having about me?”
@mavielor7394 Жыл бұрын
Formidable doer of the nasty lmaoo
@TomEyre2 жыл бұрын
'Comets, the icebergs of the sky! By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some kind of gravity boost...or something.'
@bluecreature39 Жыл бұрын
"The spirit is willing, but the the flesh is spongey and bruised"
@ddantuffil5681 Жыл бұрын
"If we can hit that Bulls-eye, the rest of the Dominoes will fall like a House of Cards...Checkmate"
@elijahlivingston9477 Жыл бұрын
Greatest quote of Futurama
@nickrobles6716 Жыл бұрын
5:14 Probably my most favorite Zapp Brannigan line ever 🤣.
@matthewcromar99442 жыл бұрын
Or were you just born with a heart full of NEUTRALITY?