ASMR | Shady Back Alley Tingle Dealer Roleplay | ILLEGAL ASMR

[@blockbusterng]

My balance after this video: +$500 (budget) -$100 (water jar) -$200 (wood) -$0 (scratcher) -$200 & I owe him (PRESS pass) -$25 (sabers) -$20 (scissors) -$25 (horn) -$25 (mortar and pestle) -$25 (silly string) ------------------------------------- Total: -$120 & I owe him What a steal!!

[@ItsJustSeb]

Thanks for doing the math because I'm super stupid when Im tired.

[@O-N_b_gaming]

​@ItsJustSeb are you tired all the time?

[@Noitssnotme]

@@O-N_b_gamingdam, who hurt you.

[@belc7882]

​@@O-N_b_gaming dammmmmmmmm💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️ who did u dirty👺👺👺👺

[@ryeansokyo]

the water jar was only 5$ i thought.

[@NoNamex1412]

0:45 that 90 degree bend is crazy

[@sushi7987]

it made me laugh so hard😭

[@Colt3.1]

@@sushi7987me too😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@ItsJustSeb]

Genuinely so surprised he didn’t slam his head into a real wall behind his greenscreen lol

[@skibiditoiletisoverrated]

thats a 0 degree angle......

[@oozian_]

Watching ryan's descent into a crime ring was an adventure.

[@messymooshroom3194]

The Ryanverse

[@aquelecarala158]

Next video : ASMRtist Mafia boss hunts you down

[@rococoblue]

😂

[@Carter17Hello]

Glazing 😼

[@RealWheezerTF2]

@@Carter17HelloI know you have a criminal record

[@Legitlegend2435]

You really deserve a much larger fan base, you seem to revolutionise roleplaying asmr every day. Your ideas are just so original and out of the blue but not just that they are so entertaining, you have a brilliant sense of humour. Please keep the content up 🙌🏻❤

[@gisellesinclair6811]

Agree and you have a great sounding whispering voice

[@PlasmatixYT]

9:17 rare ASMR Ryan f-bomb

[@EverettBrey]

"Unless your a child AW FFff" had me dieing

[@nathanhaines8082]

I heard it to

[@PambazoQuemado]

15:20 Tingles so good they bend reality

[@Void69814]

True

[@AidanRonschke]

Ryan struggling putting his gloves on XD 3:22

[@nathanielclark4644]

Every video with gloves 😂

[@dr_goofy]

Just like oj (orange juice)

[@MasterMike_]

​@@dr_goofy orange juice huh?🤨

[@Fabrissable]

@@dr_goofy They dont fit

[@dr_goofy]

@@Fabrissable you musta quit

[@RC2214]

I always find you hilarious, not even just for ASMR but the dialogue and the wit and humor. A chuckle and a smile. thats what your videos bring 🙂

[@NoahThatcher-tl2ie]

This is the fastest I've ever been to a video from Ryan

[@nutella_police]

Same bro

[@MaxPeng-wf5lc]

omfg sameee

[@gmb2006]

Same 😂

[@randomperson4327]

Same here

[@gilbowilbo]

Same!! 😂

[@Wizaru_the_Grande]

I love Ryan’s videos! His roleplay is amazing and he always manages to get me some sleep!❤

[@Beyond-does-stuff]

No one else gonna talk about "I got wood" 😂

[@lindathetford3776]

😂😂😂

[@crimsoncraze5783]

wrd

[@aj_2waveyy749]

No diddy😂

[@RileyGames2012]

Bros packing😏

[@satisfactorysundays7478]

I was looking for this comment😂😭

[@Therealsigmagang]

You got weed

[@speedyspeed8178]

Bro what?

[@idiot-gi3ky]

Bro went straight to the point

[@drakenkun2217]

Dawg what 😭🙏

[@TributesCarlson-im4be]

🤨 What😂

[@margadmunkhtuguldur4240]

Yes

[@DerAusserEgge]

I loved his old tingle dealer vids glad theyre back

[@Shield954]

Not even 46 seconds in and I'm already wheezing 💀

[@Ratmanz]

Seeing this posted made my day

[@raidenshogyn1y]

The back scratcher was so relaxing omgg you should totally make a video with just that tingle:3

[@timmy_caca]

The way the green screen with mini light savers make it look it more glowey 15:44

[@sourlemonpills5640]

Illegal Asmr is one of my favorites! The soft spoken whisper + random triggers😊

[@CocoCoco-d2r]

I am so happy when is see that you posted a new video and get so excited to goo to bed. 🛏️ Thx so much you are the best asmrest ever 🎉

[@BsxytdcutfvHfdfggdfgvghj]

Yes

[@Sydney-Casket-Base]

Thank you for this nice lil video. You’re one of my favourite ASMRtists

[@Valid909]

You are seriously one of the most creative asmrtist. Especially when it comes to your roleplays you are THE goat 🐐

[@Wertyber]

Terry the Tingle Dealer has really soften up over the years

[@JamesParkOfficial]

Real

[@Coolguyslays_24-i7b]

Water 3:57 Earth 5:50 Fire 8:29 Air 19:11

[@jackprice1376]

bro dropped a nice F bomb 9:15💀💀💀

[@Enxiviy]

fr

[@oliverearnest7081]

“Unless your a child- ow fuck-…”

[@ZoraCatone]

Ok so I'm not the only one who heard it.

[@SammyHammy2009]

⁠@@ZoraCatonelol

[@NFZ75]

20:24 that 4th wall break is crazy

[@Amyjwashere]

The writing in these is top notch. ❤ well done man

[@mynameisastro]

I kid u not ive watched every single one of this guys vids and this one is like the oddball i love it so much

[@averysaad1086]

The freakin names for everything is killing me. The Scratchy Datchy? Brilliant. Wambo Dambos? Insane. SLEEPY DEEPIES?!

[@theglitchygamingking]

Whenever I can't sleep i just put on an asmr Ryan video.

[@linda_srndn]

"you're looking for tingles? disgusting." 😂

[@nefn3t]

We need a roleplay that the fbi or police bust in to the tingle supplies

[@OllieEgan-zy9rj]

Or are the FBI and we bust in but we're corrupt so we use all the tingles infront of him

[@nefn3t]

@@OllieEgan-zy9rjyea maybe

[@gisellesinclair6811]

Love your role plays. If you don’t mind some ideas for topics - doctor who handles criminal patients, picking glass out of the face, digging out bullet wounds - spaceport traffic controller - in rocket getting ready for takeoff

[@ephemeraltides5589]

The acting is always superb ✨

[@cheesus7672]

Please make a horror genre video with "Terry the Tingler" torturing us with the most brutal tingles

[@Mrarsonist-ov2wc]

Yes

[@lotion7410]

You make the most creative asmr videos fr

[@justpat5076]

The mouth sounds at 15:25 are so relaxing. Idk how he can even do them that fast

[@Bigbushypu]

He has practice from licking on my stick

[@Deakin_Playz]

Ahh Yes.Something To Fall Asleep To After Going To See Spider-Man 2 (In theaters) And Coming Back At 10:31Am

[@neolithic3]

I have that exact same back scratcher!

[@Ichigo_nnh]

A family member of mine has that same back scratcher too!

[@AlsoFreakyyGodzilla]

Hey ryan just wanted to let you know that the video is amazing (as usual) and i have 1 advice: whenever you make any "illeagal" video please use a night themed background as it matches the theme of the video. One love G❤

[@primalboi96]

0:45 love how he tried to dodge my line of sight like a bullet 😂

[@youngbryYoboyy]

The "quiet" got me😂

[@Vortex_inc.]

ur tingel dealer vids are the best, this gonne be great.

[@lilmonster626]

bro i need a full vid of the back scratcher. that would be fire 🔥

[@aydenplayzgames7881]

Petition for Ryan to bring terry back!

[@davidkohl6803]

One of your best videos recently. Hillarious!

[@RedTribune1]

Bro gave me tingles in 4 different languages

[@dasmarinasshort6716]

I love how he does the steven he duck at the beginning.

[@cartercamp5353]

Love the videos Ryan keep up the good work

[@awesomelolas4421]

I feel like this is the terry the tingle dealers origin story

[@VincentDaylong]

He wasn't lying. That big nice wood really is good.

[@Librarian-by9zd]

12:36 STOP ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE J-LO SLANDER? LITERALLY LOVE U ❤❤

[@deraichekatelyn]

Ryan dodged under I'm here laughing at this good solid 20 mins 🤣 keep up the good work ryan

[@Uhsvsjsueu]

He should make a full series on this

[@Obi-Juan_Kenobi3110]

Ayo we got a agent smith here at 0:46 😂

[@c.harlotte]

Never seen a man so excited about a slice of cold pizza 😂 thanks for another video Ryan

[@Blue-ex4rs]

Your profile pic is very disturbing to me

[@ThorinMation_6]

NO the betrayal at the. End! 26:42

[@kypon.]

9:12 first time hearing Ryan swear, and it's the funniest thing ever

[@Razertheuraniumeater]

6:16 Best part

[@ThatOneCat01]

I love all the wood jokes it’s hilarious

[@Settidoesart]

“ FREEZE! TINGLE POLICE!”👮‍♂️

[@fanpiresam482]

This feels like Blackmarket Blues Clues and I love it. 😅😆

[@kittywhiskers996]

Excellent thumbnail! ✨🌟✨

[@LucasFranko82]

The little pink monster behind him is a graffiti painting in Chicago, I only know that because I went last summer

[@RileyGames2012]

3:50 bros hands look like the grinches

[@Bmcd3565]

i think its safe to say that the tingle dealer is back and selling you more illegal tingles🤣

[@jaypillacela9829]

This is jst what I needed man !

[@natecasale4856]

9:18 bro couldn’t stop himself

[@merlinedejer7964]

911: 911 what's your emergency? ME: HE IS TINGLING MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[@liarey1112]

never skip a ryan video

[@Justadude91210]

Love your asmr game

[@Lil-cute-snake]

Your first sub

[@privatnoprivatno3298]

Let's go Terry the goat is back

[@Bayonetta661]

YAYY NEW VIDEO

[@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD]

Oatmeal for the dog 😂😂😂😂

[@yeonskylarbarf]

watching this as my plug is 2 weeks late and ghosting me abt my order 😭

[@XxcloudzxX9889]

UNDERATED ASMR IST RIGHT HERE

[@sarcrose]

Very fun one 😊

[@CHEESEYT-g6p]

Drugs ❎ Tingles ✅

[@LoganBell-o8s]

I love your videos ryan

[@bautistafernandez723]

Hollywood is really missing a main character for a movie

[@kamilove8308]

Watching this while going into labor

[@randalhall5201]

The shade to J-Lo was wild

[@ThomasCollin-z7k]

the entire video whenever Ryan said a price i said i might be able to afford it because im smart and didnt want him to rais his prices, low and behold, thats exactly what hapened

[@BinksBr3w]

5:50 uuuhhhh ok good for you?😂

[@I14Realok]

Charisma town ❤😂

[@JordenAndrews-m9g]

9:16 Ryan drops the f bomb

[@debdnl1403]

for a second there i was very nervous about that horn

[@brilliantbeast9114]

the ow f**k made me laugh when he said unless your a kid and ow f**k

[@conniemiller4267]

Hey Ryan love the video👍

[@evanhickey3087]

It’s crazy that ASMR is so good that the government had to exterminate it 😢

[@hectortheforgetful103]

Ah yes, time for snorting some sleep

[@ilovedogs1179]

I love your videos!!!!!!!

[@keolanbarnes8140]

Bro got slapped through the phone 😭 0:47

[@alisonsoifer4191]

One slice of pizza is not enough for the tingles so try a whole pie lol

[@My_ak_beams_12_on_ps]

I just woke up 16m in i fell asleep lol😂

[@AlexHamilton-om1mp]

MMM yay oatmeal for my dog

[@PolarRiot]

Made another banger🔥

[@wassahup]

NOT THE FUCKING SLEEPY DEEPIES

[@yoochewb]

the scissors part had me so worried for his safety ngl.

[@Tylersfishing]

The horn sent me 😂😂😂

[@djrider86]

26:00 I'll tell them Ryan Gosling hooked me up