Watch me take an ACTUAL IQ Test over on my Patreon and find out if im a genius or not! NEW Exclusive Video on my Zombie Tier www.patreon.com/TheAsmrRyan
@bigshaq12884 жыл бұрын
Let's go dude
@bigshaq12884 жыл бұрын
Let's go dude
@bigshaq12884 жыл бұрын
Let's go dude
@bigshaq12884 жыл бұрын
I was actually first
@theasmrflow4 жыл бұрын
Nice Video!! 😀🙂
@ninjanoafa86364 жыл бұрын
I love how he skips all the real questions and just makes then up.
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
hahaa you know i couldn't just make it a normal one haha
@d1boundjosh6434 жыл бұрын
I love how you tried to say them but said then like an idiot.
@mrpenumbra61804 жыл бұрын
Wait so the Pythagorean Theorem isn’t real?
@mrpenumbra61804 жыл бұрын
@@d1boundjosh643 I love how you are acting like a dick. NEWSFLASH: It’s called a typo or in some cases, autocorrect.
@ninjanoafa86364 жыл бұрын
@Confused Moon yup. He lied. Big surprise. XD
@Joemama117384 жыл бұрын
POV: You are trying to answer the questions
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
hahah good luck
@AdamNyer4 жыл бұрын
Wow
@diggus4 жыл бұрын
If the water is so smart how did it get trapped in the bottle
@moistoxi91904 жыл бұрын
It strategically flowed there so we would drink it and become 76% water giving them more control.
@ayojosh39704 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭
@numrumbum3914 жыл бұрын
👀
@rachelwalsh90883 жыл бұрын
Maby this guy is the smartest guy ever !
@Salmine054 жыл бұрын
"mY iq Is OvEr 160 aNd I aM 14..." Said the genius who took iq test of cats.
@doomedits184 жыл бұрын
Lol I remember that
@TitanCrusher1013 жыл бұрын
My IQ is over 14 and I’m 160!!!
@lankyboi25213 жыл бұрын
@@TitanCrusher101 hold up
@cermius84364 жыл бұрын
Ryan: what would you bring to a deserted island? Me: water Him: We've never gotten that one before. vErY uNiQuE
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
indeed! haha
@ioanjeffrey73534 жыл бұрын
A sailboat
@cronicsfr4 жыл бұрын
@Invader Cane 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
@manmadnessvlogs2264 жыл бұрын
@InvaderCane good idea I would bring Dora's back pack and that only cuz dora would get annoying eventually
@nekopushyo4 жыл бұрын
@@manmadnessvlogs226 well you can eventually eat her. I bet there are copies of Dora in the backpack
@neutro35444 жыл бұрын
Guys don't worry. IQ stands for Iced Quofee
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
oooo now i want some haha
@____-zk1iq4 жыл бұрын
Nope it stands for "I Quit".
@noface15474 жыл бұрын
It's stands for I Qeafed
@condescendingonlineman21364 жыл бұрын
Ayy, lemme get sum iced quofee!
@APerson-bq7nn4 жыл бұрын
Then why did he offer me water
@kenoduganhodzic4 жыл бұрын
"How many licks to the center of a tootsieroll." "Yes"
@arimations98894 жыл бұрын
I said the world may never know:)
@Speed0014 жыл бұрын
@@arimations9889 100
@iIoveximm3 жыл бұрын
@@Speed001 Actually it is 364 on average, though it can vary between 255 and 473
@Speed0013 жыл бұрын
@@iIoveximm I thought you were talking about IQ, lol
@iIoveximm3 жыл бұрын
@@Speed001 Nah it takes an average of 364 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Lol
@Jaketheaxman4 жыл бұрын
Hasn't failed a test in their life. Hasn't taken a test in their life.
@uniqueweasel4 жыл бұрын
Can't fail if you never try 😂
@Rav3nly4 жыл бұрын
2:42 Me making up a random name (Raven Moon) Ryan: now is that with two O's or 17 Z's? Me: 👁️👄👁️
@caroliina18074 жыл бұрын
Ryan: The smart water has chemicals that levels your IQ Me: DrUgS
@niqvevo78084 жыл бұрын
Performance Enhancing Drugs epik
@NightWhispererASMR4 жыл бұрын
I knew asmr had to be used for more than just relaxing! 😂
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
so many uses! haha
@yajwells61532 жыл бұрын
omg....
@bradey54744 жыл бұрын
“There are no wrong answers to this test...Unless you answer wrong.” Yeah that really boosted my confidence thanks Ryan lmaooo.....yeahhhh I totally got this...definitely no pressure on me now 😂🙄
@pokemonx-treme13783 жыл бұрын
17:29 the reason for this is to increase cleanliness, and think how difficult it would be to get a slice of the pizza and the box were the same exact size and shape, plus for delivery purposes, square boxes are easier to maneuver
@pastel_pink4 жыл бұрын
The orange tree was named first! Then the fruit was called "apple of the orange tree", then the color was named after the fruit. Vsauce covered it better than I did.
@vdhejdjhdbsbdbdhdh9114 жыл бұрын
Thank you Ryan for helping me through roughy times it’s been hard on me because I lost someone I really cared about thank you Ryan
@gagatoes29404 жыл бұрын
i hope you're able to cope well with the loss 🥺🥺 my thoughts and prayers for you ❤❤
@Tokyo_Kawaiii4 жыл бұрын
Sending out all my love and positivity!😭❤❤
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
Anytime! i hope you get through this tough time and move on to much happier and greater things!
@purplebunnies6503 жыл бұрын
I am so sorry 💕 but God shall always be there to protect the loved one you lost💕..God bless you 💕
@rachealjoslin60204 жыл бұрын
When Ryan hit me with the “is cereal soup”? I hit the 😮 face real quick.
@lokidead38104 жыл бұрын
I thought this was going to be a funny ASMR video but when he said pineapple on pizza I knew this video was not a joke 😂
@kaytschumps78634 жыл бұрын
Why the laughing face this comment section needs to follow suit with the tone of the video. How dare you.
@zuralfa31594 жыл бұрын
@@kaytschumps7863 🤣
@yvngpague65704 жыл бұрын
Ryan I want to tell you thank you for always making me laugh or feel at ease this year hasn’t been the best I lost 2 grandpas recently one right before thanksgiving and my cousin is deployed so watching your videos help take my mind off of it
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
Always happy to help! thank you so much for the love and support! Im always here to help put a smile on your face. I promise you, you will get through this tough time
@voyag3r3194 жыл бұрын
was i the only one who was trying to answer the questions logically? 😂😂
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
good! haha
@simpsonsshelf19814 жыл бұрын
Nope 😅
@SoldierOfGodGoggles3 жыл бұрын
Nah 🤣
@JustaWatcher7692 жыл бұрын
Exactly "how much wood could a wood-chuck chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood" depends on how strong he is "how much dirt is in a 6 foot deep hole" could just say "6 feet deep dirt" bit to be specific how big is the hole? "Which came first orange or the color" i looked it up the orange was found somewhere in B.C and the color was found in the 1780s
@jakeg.10892 жыл бұрын
@@JustaWatcher769 If it’s a hole than there is no dirt in it btw
@murderousmejia4 жыл бұрын
I remember when I went to the carnival and the man said my IQ was 1!! That means i’m number 1!
@gagatoes29404 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@ItsNotFameItsLikes4 жыл бұрын
@@gagatoes2940 hahahaha heh heh-heh-🥺😭😭😭😭
@gagatoes29404 жыл бұрын
@@ItsNotFameItsLikes huh? :o
@streak09194 жыл бұрын
@@ItsNotFameItsLikes yeah what? Lmao
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
great job spicy! im proud! haha
@goncaloquinteiro51614 жыл бұрын
Love the act! Great job bro 👊🏻
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! more ot come always
@gagatoes29404 жыл бұрын
how you feeling Ryan? a great video so far, as usual!!
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
feeling a lot better thank you so much for asking!
@gagatoes29404 жыл бұрын
@@TheASMRRyan im so glad!!
@DeltaFlyer3394 жыл бұрын
POV: you’re here before it goes viral!
@gabsking86784 жыл бұрын
We love fortnite we love fortnite we love fortnite we love fortnite we love fortnite
@gabsking86784 жыл бұрын
Did you get the new fortnite SKINS
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
haha well let's hope so!
@rochelleahfeltman65254 жыл бұрын
Probably not I’m always the last one on things
@harrycrossman71184 жыл бұрын
Do you know what pov means ?
@lazisinacrisis4 жыл бұрын
Ryan: If you could bring one thing to a deserted island, what would it be? Me: a boat xD
@shaunhowlin92133 жыл бұрын
Wtf this is underated
@pokemonx-treme13783 жыл бұрын
7:30 if it were me simply, a lighter would be my choice, I understand it seems unnecessary, but that’s the most versatile item I can think of, when having no clue the details of the island, how lard, trees, natural water source, these are all things necessary to take into consideration when deciding
@rdvgod11134 жыл бұрын
Now this is an interesting one 🤔
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
thank you! hope you enjoy it!
@rdvgod11134 жыл бұрын
@@TheASMRRyan i did
@shotcxld3 жыл бұрын
“What would you bring to a deserted island” “boat.” “We’ve never gotten that one”
@angelagustin42114 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh love these questions 🤣❤
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
haha thank you!
@bells45834 жыл бұрын
When he pulled the smart water out I was like omg he is the definition of smart we love smart water 😂😂
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
oh 100% haha
@siradmin67914 жыл бұрын
If smart water is so smart how'd it end up in a bottle. Dumba s s water got owned
@spxtfxre18524 жыл бұрын
The noise of when u tapped the cap of the water was sooooooo nice
@gracestjean3 жыл бұрын
him: what would you bring to a deserted island? me: my phone him: never heard that one before me: sure buddy
@sailorcat4 жыл бұрын
I can actually answer the pizza question (about the boxes): I heard it's done because you can store them better like this. It's also easiert to fold these boxes.
@ostrich33354 жыл бұрын
Eventually, 1 million IQ Ryan stopped thinking.
@markzsiga17793 жыл бұрын
Is that a jojo referrence?
@JoshysASMR4 жыл бұрын
*This was my first IQ test I've ever taken, feeling pretty good right now.*
@graniteradiator71374 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: this was a sponsored by smart water
@ASMRSouthernBell4 жыл бұрын
God I love your role plays so much.Thank you for being amazing💖💖💖
@alisonsoifer41914 жыл бұрын
Great video Ryan! I fell asleep and ended up taking a nap! Much love!❤️
@numrumbum3914 жыл бұрын
Final test results section was gold
@user-yp5fs8dd6l4 жыл бұрын
For some reason I stopped getting notifications from your channel, but I am so glad I found my way back
@dylanwhite65394 жыл бұрын
Yes, penguins actually do have knees. They simply would freeze if they didn’t have them tucked up inside like that
@lxve54934 жыл бұрын
Ryan : what would you bring to a deserted island Me: a boat with gas in it Also ryan: “Unique”
@mevi9994 жыл бұрын
What is the pythagorean theorem: Me getting flashbacks to when the teacher nailed it into our heads
@dross17054 жыл бұрын
Great video, Ryan ❤️
@jonathan82584 жыл бұрын
I wanted to sleep. Now im questioning reality. Seems OK
@SoldierOfGodGoggles3 жыл бұрын
“There are no wrong answers to this test, unless you get it wrong” -THE ASMR Ryan
@kaylemcoyle76004 жыл бұрын
Best asmr i've listened ti in a while
@Darthox2004 жыл бұрын
"How much dirt is in a hole, 6 feet deep" depends how much dirt is in the coffin
@kerryjeckeln78804 жыл бұрын
Hey Ryan thank u for making my day I lauph do hard u are an amazing person and don't forget to smile ☺️
@SylusCoon4 жыл бұрын
The word orange entered Middle English from Old French and Anglo-Norman orenge. The earliest recorded use of the word in English is from the 13th century and referred to the fruit. The first recorded use of orange as a colour name in English was in 1502, in a description of clothing purchased for Margaret Tudor.
@BillClintonReal2 жыл бұрын
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
@BillClintonReal2 жыл бұрын
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
@b1gduck1363 жыл бұрын
That channel plug and like comment subscribe thing was so dang smooth
@vitortulio27054 жыл бұрын
Ryan manages to make anything funny omg
@pokemonx-treme13783 жыл бұрын
16:40 however much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, thank you very much good sir
@bbubbletea64 жыл бұрын
I like it when we aren't belittled in the end of the test
@anosvoldigoad69334 жыл бұрын
Ryan: is that with two o’s or seventeen c’s Me: actually it is with twenty z’s
@RefluxCitadelRevelations4 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late to this, but I'm glad too see you're better, man; nothing can stop ya now!
@HexOath4 жыл бұрын
Nice, perfect timing Ryan!
@evalynnnnnnnn4 жыл бұрын
5:38 i turned my brightness all the way up and THERES MY ANSWER
@borutouzumaki1804 жыл бұрын
Ryan: Pineapple on pizza, yes or no? Me: Yes
@noface15474 жыл бұрын
Yes
@peresusjacksonfan4 жыл бұрын
NO
@jewelxiat4 жыл бұрын
The correct answer is yes; not for me but for other people surely 💀
@jamesdutton45174 жыл бұрын
9:41 to turn the freaking frogs gay
@Zeoytaccount4 жыл бұрын
Ryan: *mumbles the actual IQ test questions* Also Ryan: BATMAN OR SUPERMAN???
@CallMeBando4 жыл бұрын
His ASMR always amazes me.
@Beanbagg3334 жыл бұрын
Can you make more live streams. I keep missing them and i love your asmr. Your my favorite asmrtist if that's how you spell it.
@Steffers4 жыл бұрын
5:10 If you look at the background you can see math exercises, nice details! who spotted it?
@TheASMRRyan4 жыл бұрын
haha thanks for noticing!
@kokichioma53504 жыл бұрын
I'm sleeping i ain't puting the brightness that high
@H.I.F.K4 жыл бұрын
@@kokichioma5350 fax tho😂
@kaytschumps78634 жыл бұрын
You blinded me too see the details
@Steffers4 жыл бұрын
@@kaytschumps7863 hahahaha
@caitlinboone54094 жыл бұрын
I love the inaudible!!
@alien60524 жыл бұрын
6:42-6:50 I wish exams could be like this😂😤
@dominusdebello4 жыл бұрын
One thing to an island; Me who just played the forest: uhh well i know what im taking-
@darealadz49254 жыл бұрын
That round pizza in square boxes then we eat them as triangles question really got me thinking 😂😭
@thewyattchannel32414 жыл бұрын
I love you Ryan you’re the best in ASMR
@Kaylazan4 жыл бұрын
Really had to go and have me laugh like that at the end at 12:30am, didn’t ya??? “Beg for likes.” I died at the entire part! Good thing I was able to keep it down since my moms in the same room and my cousins room is attached.
@Jaketheaxman4 жыл бұрын
When you realize that there actually is a kid with the name "Xæa-xii Musk"
@macartneyschannelofrandom63754 жыл бұрын
His name means Asher
@noface15474 жыл бұрын
@@macartneyschannelofrandom6375 asher in alien
@alvingefke69714 жыл бұрын
This man won’t be boasting after we’re done with my test.
@CUPPABRUV4 жыл бұрын
The smartest man with the most common opening
@Tobi_0214 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Miguel from Cobra kai😂😂 not a bad thing take it as a compliment
@caramelle82194 жыл бұрын
16:40 Could you make an entire video of sentences like this, playing with words? 🥰
@deathitself75544 жыл бұрын
0:13 obi-wan kenobi asmr confirmed??!!
@Freshyweshypoo4 жыл бұрын
My IQ is so big i was subscribed and hit the bell without you asking 😌✌️
@Bord3rBunni3zz2 жыл бұрын
“Which leads our analysis to… do penguins have knees. 😐”
@pokemonx-treme13783 жыл бұрын
17:48 not sure if this was a real question but it’s because that’s the most fair way to spread them them out, so it’s just more even if they were eaten as say, squares, then some slices would just be round on one side flat on the other 3 while everyone else had 4 whole flat sides
@chipthechipyes4 жыл бұрын
"Is a hotdog a sandwich" Its 3am I'm trying to sleep not trying to think about dinner
@Ishaunharris1674 жыл бұрын
Ryan's is the smartest man alive
@xdtimppa71944 жыл бұрын
Great video as always
@beige46184 жыл бұрын
I love his reaction to the pizza question
@Crona16084 жыл бұрын
In mathematics, the Pythagorean theorem, or Pythagoras's theorem, is a fundamental relation in Euclidean geometry among the three sides of a right triangle. It states that the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the areas of the squares on the other two sides. I had to look it up
@SomberVizi0n4 жыл бұрын
ryan: is a hotdog a sanwhich me: 🤔 i mean if you think of it its a sanwhich siblings:smacks my neck
@ydoc48683 жыл бұрын
I’m so proud of myself for knowing the Pythagorean theorem
@suddenlyseldon4 жыл бұрын
whisper-whisper-whisper-whisper-whisper-whisper-whisper-- DO PENGWINS HAVE KNEES?
@loganb4764 жыл бұрын
I heard a race car when he asked what super power you would have.
@jackielopez1613 жыл бұрын
6:20 pineapple on pizza? His face I can’t 🤣
@miterbest24324 жыл бұрын
Ok ryan for number three its In mathematics, the Pythagorean theorem, or Pythagoras's theorem, is a fundamental relation in Euclidean geometry among the three sides of a right triangle. It states that the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse (the side opposite the right angle) is equal to the sum of the areas of the squares on the other two sides. This theorem can be written as an equation relating the lengths of the sides a, b and c, often called the Pythagorean equation:[1] in my caculations
@pg3dclipsskits7744 жыл бұрын
POV: you’ve never felt a touch of a girl
@Nochannelgang4 жыл бұрын
Is that with 2 Ooos or 17 ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz hahaha u made my night lol
@Braydenn14 жыл бұрын
Ryan, how does it feel that thousands and thousands of people watch and/or fall asleep to your asmr? I'm just curious now
@sodjxleinwoxhxlsjwosixnswmlrui4 жыл бұрын
Oooooooo hello I needed iq test and now I get asmr one thank u
@sodjxleinwoxhxlsjwosixnswmlrui4 жыл бұрын
@Homie yes,it is,see I’m smart boi
@aidenbolen57104 жыл бұрын
Title: what’s your IQ Me: 1
@gaigemcknight20054 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that remembers when Ryan was obsessed will putting gel in his hair
@jamalialladia4 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice the Timestamp for the hot dog said "Hot Dog A SandWHICH" ahh puns, never gets old
@Tristan456324 жыл бұрын
I can tell already that this will be good
@V37.Giorno3 жыл бұрын
this is giving me an ephemeral rift type of vibe
@999zack24 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE THE ONLY ASMRIST THAT MAKES ME SLEEP WHATS YOUR SECRETS