ASMR | The Rude Therapist

Alright alright alright I guess I have some time to listen to your thoughts or whatever. Best I can give you is like 30 minutes so make it quick. I need to get back to reading my book. Hey everyone! Enjoy my ASMR video with some soft spoken action and sleep triggers! DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
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[@amydunnefp]

ryan: so you're my 4 o'clock? me: *checks* *time* 6:30am me: yeah sure

[@candlex]

*me being 6 hours late*

[@mikehawk.]

Yeah sure

[@rwooooshmeifurgay573]

tiky

[@sourmoon5134]

@@rwooooshmeifurgay573 tiky

[@completechaoswithdani]

Midnight for me lmao, I’m 8 hours late 😘

[@ventabIack]

"how about this certified card" **flashes a goofy goober member card**

[@mossgarden7141]

BAHAHA

[@Asmrpompie]

Hey rosaria

[@BabyRey2910]

Hahahahahahaha

[@hamsnadwich6767]

Why did you put 2 sets of *

[@ventabIack]

@@hamsnadwich6767 one set bolded the text, the other makes it more clearly an action statement. just looks better than leaving it solely bold

[@Sydney-Casket-Base]

as a person currently trying to seek therapy, this is my worst nightmare! ironically tho, this video was rather *therapeutic* (pun intended), as it allowed me to face that fear in a safe & entertaining way. so yea the video slaps

[@TheASMRRyan]

So happy to help you in any way i can. i hope you are able to get through all the problems you may be going through and just know i am always here if you need a smile or laugh :)

[@Sydney-Casket-Base]

@@TheASMRRyan (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) thanks so much man ur the best

[@rwooooshmeifurgay573]

tiky is happy r/WholesomeMemes

[@lero6477]

Do you still get therapy

[@kushifyuwu9680]

Ryan's videos are the most relaxing thing I ever had heard in my entire life. No question.

[@veronicahernandez34]

On god

[@Killafrxst]

No cap

[@tomatodia2603]

You sound lonely as hell

[@Skrill-Catalyst]

@@tomatodia2603 Relaxing equals lonely..... what

[@digitaljosh_]

@@tomatodia2603 projection

[@colinryder8285]

you know he's rude when he has those rectangular glasses

[@mizukitsukishima6929]

Kei Tsukishima

[@Soda-sk2zi]

Byakya togami 😔

[@kemonokamizuko2165]

@@mizukitsukishima6929 tsuki😂

[@kemonokamizuko2165]

@@mizukitsukishima6929 season 1: he’s an asshole Season 4: he’s our asshole

[@mizukitsukishima6929]

@@kemonokamizuko2165 Yesss

[@insaneprogamer2558]

It’s like Ryan has an evil twin he does the rude roleplays and the other Ryan does the nice roleplays That would be a funny asmr video Rude Ryan Vs Nice Ryan

[@johnnyd3393]

facts

[@Elkanimates]

Keep your hopes up

[@BigLettuce07]

SORCERER!!

[@keepitgay1779]

Am I the only one that wants to see a roleplay where we're the rude one and Ryan's the poor sap that has to deal with us, I'm interested to see how he'll act on the receiving end.

[@brianhawkins3099]

The name tho 😂 keep it gay lmao

[@j0s3phXO]

Ayo

[@thepeacemaker2675]

Agreed

[@elbebrasuell2107]

Ocean asmr has a couple like that !!!

[@SleepyHollowKnight]

I’ve been begging for at least ONE asmr video like that, so if you know of any please tell me!

[@ShyGuyLord-pv3ry]

“Does that clock not say 4:02?” Uh yeah it does but you have been reading that book for a minute and a half.

[@TilfordM]

So you were THIRTY WHOLE SECONDS late??!??!!! Smh

[@jocelynlizzotte9980]

Ryan: "And height" Me: "5,7" Ryan: "without the booster seat " Me: "fine! 5,5"

[@goreman7160]

Boots on vs boots off

[@thatguynemzy]

LMAOOO

[@shanaynayokeil6553]

I am 5'2 😭😭😭

[@luminia9218]

@@shanaynayokeil6553 same lmao

[@annekacorbett485]

Not me sat there in 5'2

[@Leopardeye]

"You look like a checkout target bag that's been flying in the parking lot for days." I LOST IT 🤣🤣🤣 Poor Deborah!!

[@brysoncummins1352]

This therapist is the reason I'm in therapy 💀💀

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

Business B)

[@SK_514]

2:58 after pausing, slowing down, and rewinding for about 10 minutes, I've come to the conclusion that it is a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse card with Mickey, Donald, and Goofy. It isn't a goofy goober card sadly.

[@groverjd7873]

That is commitment right there

[@pssyo2566]

Good to see that I am not the only one who tried this :D

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

Try to do that with 2x speed lol

[@Dan-zo3qo]

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one that slowed it to 0.25x to see the card lol

[@Hadesi07]

I screen recorded the slowed video then out it into a video app and slowly moved until I could see the card. Glad to see I’m not the only one who tried very hard to see the card

[@catgirl9414]

2:58 can’t believe our therapist is Mickey, Donald and Goofy...all the same person

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

He's the entire circus lmao

[@oisinoneill233]

Man what a thoughtful and caring therapist I need to hire a true professional like him

[@Parmesan.Without.Spaghetti]

O shit, I can’t even relax without getting roasted 100 times per minute👀

[@davidcarnevale8885]

Good Lord the quality on your videos just keeps getting better and better Ryan! Amazing to see how far you've come!!

[@TheRealDealKhaleel]

fr he def the best asmrtist at roleplays!

[@TikaASMR]

He might be rude but he looks cool & his voice makes me relax, so..I'm still OK with it 👌😁✌️💚🎧

[@TheRealDealKhaleel]

factssss

[@johnsims3729]

Me in the first 20 seconds of the video: “He’s the type of person that licks his finger before turning a page in a book.” 0:50

[@brickjustbrick1969]

you could make this into a series were you post it once a month/every few months and you slowly become a nice therapist

[@runesdt9175]

That would be wholesome

[@tiffanytorres8224]

“debra you look like a target bag” damn...i guess debra feels like a plastic bag....difiting through the wind...wanting to start again

[@theguru621]

And oh so paper thin...like a house of cards...one blow from cavin' in

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

@@theguru621 Do you ever feel already buried deep? Six feet under screams but no one seems to hear a thing

[@theguru621]

@@HaveANiceDayLol. Do you know that there's still a chance for you? 'Cause there's a spark in you

[@oliviasmith6511]

@@theguru621 You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine... Just own the night like the 4th of July...

[@theguru621]

@@oliviasmith6511 Cause baby you're a firework!

[@TheRealDealKhaleel]

i guess im crying myself to sleep tonight....

[@jproductions5977]

The Debra roasts wake me from my slumber to roll on the ground laughing

[@Saintcrimes]

the first therapist i ever had was a little like this. condescending mental health professionals are such a blight on society - but that being said this gave me tingles lol good work ryan!

[@squidaroni]

same 😵‍💫

[@Hjortasmr]

As a Therapist, I find this hilarious😂

[@MimKay]

"Here's my card..." *wooshwoosh* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't...... 😂😂😂

[@revengegaming9621]

I love how the work with atlas and collaboration between you two has created amazing product keep up the good work

[@ShadowQuill]

I really love how cinematic your last few videos have felt with this new lighting, I think mood lighting really suits your content!

[@mentally-ill-mary]

Debra is the hardest worker I have ever had the pleasure of not meeting

[@sunakshisanwal]

Yes I'm here for my rude therapy session :')

[@aleahrobyn4770]

You guys he looks so good!! This video is amazing Ry!! Great job!

[@Wiktor2802]

The therapist becomes the patient

[@baconbro256]

Did he just call himself a jack hammer and only carrying a note book? Man, he has his life in check he is too strong, I bet he could have carried those kids and their cribs

[@anthonymendoza47]

Ryan: You’re questioning my certifications *Pulls out a card really fast then puts it back in his suit* Me:😑

[@kingkife7825]

It'd be cool ryan to have you do a roleplay like this and have unknownitsraven answering them or being just the other person in the conversation in any type of roleplay just a thought

[@goodguyschucky8162]

Ryan really has good acting Top 10 acting star asmrtist AsMR Ryan you should be in a movie just being honest.

[@ratingwarrior7106]

I don’t know if it’s just me but it looks like your videos have skyrocketed in quality and I love it so much keep up the amazing work

[@sophiefoster6036]

U r such an amazing asmr youtuber.It is amazing how u can come up with all this content.So excited to see what the future of this channel will be💖

[@asmrsloth]

Getting Bullied by my therapist.. I have officially hit Rock Bottom🥲

[@peytoncantrell1819]

Wow great therapy sesh, doc. We should do this again sometime 😂

[@ahmedthunder7836]

I swear Ryan's videos are getting more and more professional each video

[@geoart_]

Doing maths while watching ASMR Ryan is perfect combination. It somehow helps thinking...

[@AvalancheCarCare]

Ryan’s videos are the most relaxing shit ever. I’m from Australia Ryan, love your videos bro !!!!

[@deathstroke2483]

I was dead fina go to sleep but then 11:48 happened which got me up and dying of laughter :D

[@sushislayer0959]

The card has Mickey Mouse holding a guitar with Dafy Duck under him if anyone was wondering what the card actually looked like.

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

Why's micked on top of dafy

[@elijahpatterson7385]

He acts exactly like Robert California from The Office in this 😂😂😂

[@itsyourboy7383]

He had an office reference in this in the three word thing when he says jackhammer

[@cres3497]

My first therapy appointment is soon and if I get a therapist like this I think it'll be fun. I can be a sassy bastard.

[@MrNightVibes]

The therapist we all honestly need

[@snazzjazz]

You should do a video showing us your book collection, if you collect them. I love seeing what books people are into :)

[@themandohunter3969]

I want a video of him reading a book like he did at the end where it’s almost inaudible WHOS WITH ME

[@jenjen4251]

going to watch this first and then mattytingle's video of 'friend calms you down at school' the asmr storyline balance

[@darraghwhelan1100]

Bro ahhahaha that first part caught me off guard “I’m reading” brilliant ahah

[@misimmini]

This dude should be an actor, I'm not evens joking, he acts really well.

[@facio.]

bro imagine this is all the same universe and stacy from the chad roleplay is just experiencing all of this. that'd be kinda cool.

[@immorta1gamer157]

When your therapist makes you need a second therapist🤣😂 also is it bad that I’ve had a bad therapist

[@swag3723]

clicked straight away! great video idea ryan, once again. love your videos man ❤️

[@wipsss7718]

this is simply delishes🤌🤏🤌🤏

[@johnnyd3393]

how does this guy not have 1 million subscribers

[@Mushroomlover06]

Its sad that I've had a therapist like this tho..

[@cinnamon12344]

:(

[@Mushroomlover06]

@@HbkPicasso they know lol

[@WordsHurtMe]

the moment i saw you with the book open so far that the spine broke i screamed

[@keegan6388]

"oh that's easy, it's a clown" "you might need to see an optometrist, it's obviously a clown" :|

[@kemonokamizuko2165]

I thought it was a clown too lmao

[@matilda5777]

this is so awesome thank you for your amazing content ahh! :))

[@brandonvillanueva2344]

This was very much needed,thank you for your courtesy.

[@dominicmarino223]

This is who you get sent to when your card declines after your therapy appointment

[@gigiesparza396]

Every single therapist I’m my small town in the Midwest:

[@biggydrake]

I've never needed a rude therapist more in my life.

[@PoohBear3.33]

acting skills ARE ON POINT

[@segwitch]

"so ur my 4 o'clock?" me playing adorable home at 2 am: oh yea sure ig

[@jaydee8872]

Lighting and BG's are really starting to get snazzy! Good job, dude!

[@stev5703]

This guys acting range is insane

[@jadamcfp1]

Ryan! Yours! And! Everyone! Else! That! Does! These! Asmr! Role! Play! Videos! On! Here! Really! Helps! Me! Clam! Down!

[@BlackOmEga_2099]

Sometimes I use the rude asmr’s to practice dealing with rude people in the future😂

[@kylewagner2004]

Today is a great day Panthers are still alive in the nhl playoffs And Ryan post a new video. Time to take a nap at 4😂

[@Sushitrashbruh]

I’m trying to sleep but you make me laugh to damn much Ryan 😭❤️

[@sarahshereen2336]

Ryan : "And height" Kevin Hart : hesitates

[@stevenlovejoy334]

Daaaaamn Ryan the quality of your videos just never seem to disappoint, this is truly a masterpiece 👏🏽

[@deathstroke2483]

video suggestions: Rude comedian Rude pharmacy clerk Rude school nurse Rude banker Rude car salesman Gothic boy role play (If he's already done one then nvm) Love the vids Ryan, keep up the great work :)

[@JacobMercier1218]

How many characters in this universe make 4 o’clock appointments?

[@creeperplushboy3141]

Wow nice lighting dude ❤ it actually looklike you there

[@danielpulse128]

2:52 thought it was gonna be the middle finger lol

[@MrMaytang]

*credit card rejects after session* your therapist:

[@jadamcfp1]

Happy! Memorial! Day! Ryan!

[@dirk_ui]

Get this man to 500k

[@br1ann88]

Wow the quality of Ryan’s vid has increased like crazy.

[@nagamer9260]

I think therapist need therapist 😂 Ps: you are amazing at making people sleep,relax

[@mattknox6214]

The “ I’m reading” part at the beginning killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Herr.K1]

Ryan:gives me the death stare Debra:sorry your on your own

[@chrisrojas6543]

This guy doesn’t miss

[@ventabIack]

thank you for the upload!! love your content as always :)

[@tannerrice9717]

Looks like I get another good night's sleep😁. Thanks Ryan 👍👍👌

[@Kimtu241294]

I don't know Debra is everyone's servant now. She's amazing :o

[@the_real_samuari]

I feel so relaxed your videos are 🔥

[@Youhaveabigheart]

ryan: so your my 4 o’clock person? me: *check time: 932* me: yup

[@michaela_penpal1228]

Ryan: Without the booster seat Me: You didn't need to point it out! 😢

[@jadamcfp1]

Ryan! You’re! Role! plays! Videos! On! Here! Really! Helps! Me! Clam! Down! When! My! Anxiety! Gets! Bad!

[@chameleonman6700]

This is my kinda therapist

[@Erick10_]

The quality tho sheeeeeeesh

[@katherinepierce8799]

When you began roasting Debra I lost it 😭😂

[@tulebokenxd7384]

Man, you got that Gus Fringler look with them glasses on, btw great video

[@mightylemon3832]

500+ views in 5 minutes? bro u crazy mad lad upload daily keep it up man!

[@alexx698]

Now this is what I needed today