Karl Pilkington's Best Bits and Funniest Moments Part One

A compilation of Karl Pilkington's best bits and funniest moments from An Idiot Abroad.
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[@nik1128]

He is legit one of the most naturally funny human beings I have ever seen. He does not even try and I just die laughing.

[@krytietv1684]

Excuse me?!

[@toxical2017]

Your talkin bullshit

[@davidmerrick1085]

@@toxical2017 you're*

[@davidmerrick1085]

@@toxical2017 talking*

[@DegriffaDylan]

@@davidmerrick1085 actually the correct correction would be talkin'

[@SeskoGames]

"I wasn't that shocked with the whistle, it was sort of the thirty foot frog..." - my sides.

[@hectickale]

I'm high as sit right now and when he said that I laughed so hard I think I stroked out

[@hectickale]

Shit*

[@michaelsrite822]

Mexicans take a ton of pride in their whistling.

[@carlmarston1687]

I love how he says feet when talking to a Mexican who definitely uses the metric system

[@dannygreen592]

lmao he's just great.

[@bobs1989]

"He looks likes he's from Liverpool.. I thought he's up to no good" 😂😂

[@KillerDude1771]

I'm actually from Liverpool

[@bobs1989]

+Luis Suarez 16 BULLSHIT !!!

[@KillerDude1771]

Bobby Brown Is that a joke, or u think i'm lying.

[@bobs1989]

+Luis Suarez 16 watch the video and your know why I said it

[@KillerDude1771]

Bobby Brown Oh lol.

[@jasonh4243]

Karl's best quote: 'Honestly, if you offered me a cat now, I'd do a swap'. Poor Warwick, lol.

[@sophiemichelle4964]

Jason H the laugh afterwards just completed it haha

[@Celon.]

Warwick is a dickhead.

[@joshyc2006]

@@mattyharding7937 yikes

[@WisecrackJax]

matty harding What makes you say that?

[@rileyeakin7311]

"I never 'ad a kite"

[@Najebanski]

I think Karl is the most quotable person ever.

[@naemasufi]

yup

[@krytietv1684]

Excuse me?!

[@davidmerrick1085]

Bullshit!! 😉

[@elpound4388]

Whether it’s a potato or a nut, it’s a foodage

[@nicklee3075]

Tell that to John Mulaney stans 😂

[@davidmerrick1085]

"It's accessible by an 11 hour trek through the mountains" "Well that's not accessible is it?" True 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻

[@gawayaheiditinahawksworth6268]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@10dejibest]

Ahahahhahahahah

[@HugoStiglitz88]

"I wasn't that shocked with the whistle, it was sort of the 30 foot frog" LMFAO

[@BearHunt2010]

Hugo Stiglitz He’s fucking hilarious

[@weekendwarriorprospecting817]

​@BearHunt2010 Effortlessly, too.

[@Azrael442]

"My dad didn't let the cat in the lounge, f'kin Hippo in ere!"

[@benmccrumlish4169]

Has to be his best quote😂

[@Mortthemoose]

Correction: "ippo in ere!" 😅

[@10dejibest]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dannygreen592]

"Looks like Suzanne from the back" *...shouldn't of said that*

[@halogamersud21]

Karl is a gift to humanity

[@ChodeMaster]

Damn right he is

[@nazillikaivasgreensfirst2012]

"There 'ya go Karl, 'ya got it!" Karl is the one guy in an action movie who stumbles through dangerous situations without getting hurt or realizing what just happened.

[@steelleey7263]

I don't think he would, i think he'd be a new type of character, knows exactly whats going on and complaining the whole way "what you doin' that foor?" And come out the only one untouched but also achieved nothing

[@nazillikaivasgreensfirst2012]

@@steelleey7263 I like it 👍

[@idot3331]

Karl has the rare ability to consistently be accidentally funny

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"is it loud?" **fires a gun without ear protection**

[@911shan]

Not just a gun either, that's a hunting rifle. You can bear the sound of a 9mm, but a hunting rifle? God knows what caliber round that is firing, but I bet ya, it'll go right through a standard bullet proof vest. That's gotta be loud.

[@lukebuggey955]

@@911shan power doesn't equate to volume also it seemed like a 22lr Henry and a 9mm has more ft/lbs of energy

[@SuperSmith]

@@lukebuggey955 unless they edited the sound levels and he totally panicked with the recoil, that is not a .22lr. It's probably a .357 which is plenty loud.

[@lukebuggey955]

@@SuperSmith yeh after watching it again in does seem like something bigger than a .22 might have been a 45 long colt but your probably right saying 357

[@lukebuggey955]

@@SuperSmith looks like it could be a marlin 336 in 30-30 Winchester

[@foedeer]

Karl is pretty good at pointing out the eccentricities of human nature.

[@ineffablemars]

honourlulu cause he is one

[@letloverule100]

Karl is a legend.

[@johngill5145]

karl is not aaaaaaaaaaa

[@mightymorphin9816]

As hard as we laughed at all this, Ricky Gervais laughed 10 times harder

[@dortesandal4303]

♥️ well he is such a pure soul that RG😜😂😂

[@TonyLee-r6k]

and most probably paid 100 times as much

[@mystrugle900]

the sea sickness just looked like pure torture

[@ThefamousMrcroissant]

Tis almost as if Ricky knew he had sea sickness

[@bethgrogan1853]

Sea sickness is terrible. You get a vertigo with the nausea. It's miserable and a little scary at times. I felt terrible for Karl.

[@abbeyroberts817]

@@ThefamousMrcroissant prob anything for his amusement

[@countcameronsaville9780]

It’s the worst I work on a boat and every time I go out for the first couple days I get sick every time.

[@tpbfangirl]

It is I went on a boat in Zante last year and it was fkn horrible even after i got off I still felt sick and like I was rocking 🤢

[@jamesthe-doctor8981]

"He said all the badness that was in me was transferred to a guinea pig...so, somewhere out there is a guinea pig with major shits." I'm dead

[@heshlyn.ashna1]

Lol I couldn’t contain my laughter from that 😂😂😂

[@jamesthe-doctor8981]

@@heshlyn.ashna1 almost everything that Carl says makes me either laugh or shake my head in disbelief. This one nearly caused me to pass out from lack of oxygen!😂😂😂

[@nickteoh5089]

I think I just went into cardiac arrest 😂

[@Vingul]

Major shit

[@haunter4708]

3:02 “well that’s not assessable, is it?” One of my all time favourites. Ironic that it came right after he was slagging off scousers!

[@capo2k8]

Karl Pilkington for Prime Minister!

[@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058]

capo2k8 we'd actually get shit done

[@ryanwilliams4223]

it would be simple,but it would get done

[@MiG2880]

Nah. No-one for Prime Minister. Only idolatrous pussies give all their power to someone else and then they wonder why things never change. We should live in an anarcho-syndicalist commune and take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. I'm okay with Karl having first go though.

[@Cpen54]

@@MiG2880 ew an anarchist

[@imperiumoccidentis7351]

@@MiG2880 "Only idolatrous pussies give all their power to someone else and then they wonder why things never change." :) "We should live in an anarcho-syndicalist commune" :(

[@nexgenhippy]

Bullshit Man could be incredibly useful in this day and age esp with politicians LOL

[@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058]

nexgenhippy bullshit man would basically live in Westminister

[@reshmapatel325]

People say he is stupid. But everything he mentions is spot on and valid. I love you Karl

[@Joyofjoking]

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"I looked at the wrong time" ahaha Karl is a gem!

[@K1eaner]

This guy is a perfect example of what British explorers must've experienced when they were exploring far away lands back in the day. I understand more about Brits now than I ever did..

[@SamuelBlack84]

No wonder we oppressed them

[@elvisjimpa100]

The thing with the plane was brave as Hell.I would never dare to do that😐

[@ollywhite6680]

Orion Jimmy he didn’t want to skydive in another episode and in this he’s standing on a plane 😂😂

[@josephcooper5225]

@@ollywhite6680 it was cos the only other alternative was doing a Mr Leather competition where he basically wears leather bondage and strips in front of a crown of gay men so... 🤷‍♂️

[@jxrge3558]

You fucking tawtt

[@swpyro]

@@jxrge3558 I felt his pain think about that feeling u get on a swing sometimes.....x1000000

[@eoghandridl1007]

Ah it's handy enough I'd have a parachute but on me fuck it otherwise

[@juliaphillips7963]

That plane bit at the end was insane. He's got balls and he's original. I laugh my butt off every day listening to him.

[@GrantH2606]

If you really want Karl's best bits you just upload the whole episode lmao

[@alib4897]

Grant H thought there was a spider on my fuckin screen

[@kw9299]

Nice profile pic....lol

[@nataliewebb6944]

*points to excavator on top of mountain* “Who put that there??”

[@emilysian8532]

The camera crew must literally be creasing behind the camera literally I would be on the floor 😂😂 he’s so effortlessly funny

[@GozUnlimited]

They do on the first clip, the Jordan one. Who can hear them laughing clearer in the original longer clip

[@JackSwatman]

*unloads 7 rounds into a guy* "Stay there"

[@lordmanshaft1112]

He'd make a great state trooper

[@tarkineWild]

I luv his ability to craft his own style of humor from seemingly mundane events

[@w-james9277]

Did he just tell a target (a picture of a terrorist) to "stay there."

[@TheAssembler]

Nah, I think he was telling a picture of a civilian. Hilarious.

[@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058]

W-James "... stay there! He's looks like he's up to no good he looks like he's from Liverpool." Very sensible reasoning Karl.

[@punjabiprincess908]

I'm English. So just like Karl, I'm not to familiar with guns so I imagine adrenaline took over also he had a trained professional literally on his back. That also may have been a contributing factor.

[@mattmihalko9421]

Not to mention he shot it about ten times

[@matthewbiondic4465]

Puts 15 rounds into an unarmed civilian, then says, "stay there"

[@dannyboy_dannyboy8274]

This guy never fails to cheer me up if I’m feeling a bit crappy. And the only man I know who hasn’t changed, this is how he is. I just wish he would rekindle his close relationship with the great RG.

[@manifestgtr]

I LOVE that airplane bit at the end. Karl transforms into that cosmonaut who spent his last remaining moments cursing out everyone who put him there hahah

[@shanoncg]

I still cant believe he actually did the plane thing. Mad respect.

[@J_M_E_83]

Karl is just naturally a funny guy ☺

[@Cashewnutter112]

“My dad won’t let the cat in the lounge” lol I am dying in laughter

[@determined919]

Its crazy how funny and original he is just off the cuff. Sign of intelligence really

[@PointOfViewUk]

0:45 "right forget it. FORGET IT!" Love Karl's reaction to that so much :p

[@TheKillahKyla]

"I looked at the wrong time" 😆

[@papatorr3669]

Acrobatic plane 5:23 at end, couldn't stop laughing!

[@dannywhite132]

the anger as he says "i looked at the wrong time" is the best

[@bd23002]

He needs another show!!!!

[@Pluggit1953]

He's currently making a series called Sick Of It for Sky.

[@bethgrogan1853]

He needs a series called "Bullsh*t Man."

[@jamestodd1104]

He's over with the travelling

[@Mortthemoose]

@@bethgrogan1853 DEFINITELY!!! 😅

[@whattheshrek9046]

These never get old . One of the funniest people ever. Legend .

[@aturn124]

"So there's a Guinea Pig walking round here with some MAJOR shit" 😂😂😂

[@eloisebradbury2092]

Karl is an actual legend

[@billyrigney4455]

He want's to go down so he fly's him through a loop hahaha

[@naemasufi]

he is plucky isn't he

[@stocksyere]

Felt sorry for him for that one

[@dreamrecaller]

This guy cracks me up he's so funny

[@bleak7871]

I'm from New Zealand and I got all my friends to love him

[@katqt32]

Hiphop Junkie it’s just really weird on a video completely unwarranted and off topic. It’s just.... out of place. Gotta read the room, mate.

[@katqt32]

ST H ST H I’ve had a really, really bad day today, but decided I’m not going to take it out on you. Instead, I’m going to say this: I think you would be better off if you do research on feminist movements throughout the world and learn as much as you can about something before speaking so negatively on it. There are numerous people who get hurt easily. It is what it is. But it’s allowed. People are allowed to be triggered and sensitive about things because it matters to that person. And everyone’s feelings are valid. And I also think as I said before: to read the room. If you were in a public with strangers, and a woman said something about a show and a guy RANDOMLY, OUT OF THE BLUE AND UNWARRANTED, says “hey you look so beautiful.” Like ok, thanks... Some are flattered, but there are many that aren’t flattered by this. It’s different if you’re in the middle of a conversation with someone. And trust me, I’ve done this to men where I told them they looked good or beautiful. But there’s a time and place. And a certain respect towards others to recognize when and where it’s best to say things.

[@katqt32]

@@glaptoper good, you should expect people to talk about matters that are important to them. Discussion is good to have with people. :) so, it shouldn’t be a surprise to see people having a discussion here, right? :)

[@tommypresley6598]

@@katqt32 🤮🤮

[@BrothaJeff]

God I love Karl. Wish he would do more stuff with Ricky. Miss him.

[@Nickmyers23]

“It’s accessible by an 11 hour trek through the mountains” “it isn’t that accessible now is it?”😂😂😂

[@sydneymorley4797]

I will never get bored of this series

[@swiftleigh9706]

great mix mate, well done

[@Marco-bc4qh]

Karl on that areoplane will always be the greatest piece of cinematic history i will ever see.

[@stephalete]

I literally love him he’s so funny

[@DanIel-fl1vc]

Karl had his eyes closed seeing Ricky's grinning face when he did that loop, wish I could see Ricky's reaction after first seeing that. xD

[@cazeroone86]

Just noticed that wherever he goes, the locals always seem friendly to him :)

[@Wanderingwalker-ke6mg]

Love this dude, glad to be from the same island 😂👍🏻

[@jamespage7998]

Not only is Karl the funniest of the three, but he actually had the balls to pull this shit off!

[@yodaddy82daddy70]

"So somewhere there's a guinea pig walking around with major shit." 😂😂😂😂

[@LifeOfRy]

I believe he says major shits*. Both are equally hilarious and brilliant🤣

[@portee9113]

I still can't wrap my head around why or even how Karl managed to climb up on top of a Biplane in flight, but also cant muster the courage for a single bungee jump. I guess not dancing for other men dressed head to toe in leather is strong motivation.

[@sharonjacobs5351]

He actually gets pissed off at himself for looking at the wrong time and slaps himself in the leg ! Too funny Karl ! . . 😂🤣

[@SamanthaSweetAnne]

I ordered Monster Munch because of Karl Pilkington. I am watching this because I am eating Monster Munch.

[@adamj6645]

Bullshit Man hahahahaha id almost forgotten about Bullshit Man. haha..hehehe.. fucking genius.

[@sophh9408]

“I looked at the wrong time.” Always gets me 😭

[@nam6128]

I love that "not even sure i saw the gun he just looked like he was from Liverpool..." 😂

[@jatt5abda89]

@2:24 “This one has been one of the wonderful treks” Karl Pilkington : “wonderful ?” “Fuck me” lmaoooo

[@buildandbescene]

I see myself becoming more and more like Karl every day in terms of his “can’t be arsed with this”

[@isaacjohnson5182]

How I can not hear the production crew laughing is beyond me 😂😂😂😂

[@amateurs7814]

"Why is a dog so high up" "That is mental" "Me dad didn't let the cat in the lounge, f$@%%@ing hippo in ere" "I wasn't that shocked with the whistle, it was the 30ft frog"

[@babycakes9551]

theres a guinea pig walking around with major shit hajahahahaha

[@warmachine866]

People are always quick so say that Karl is an idiot, but the man is actually brilliant

[@loopular1]

2:01 just the way he said ‘who put that there’ shows how naturally funny KP is!

[@curtblack686]

Karl: I wanna come down!! Ricky to pilot: do a backflip...

[@garrettf4435]

5:35 couldn't help but start laughing so hard

[@Hassanhadi2607]

He never smiles and manages to make everyone else die laughing😂😂😂

[@bluebull399]

The wing walk was pure gold. They must have bribed him with so much money to eventually do it.

[@LouiseCole-p3f]

Absolutely amazing program my favourite part will always be the toad one 😂

[@gorillaninja78]

Holy shit I missed that one when he’s on top of the plane!!! That was absolutely nuts!

[@theultrajetsfan6656]

Karl is literally like the British human version of squidward. He's bald, negative and relatable

[@dean8525]

"No I wasnt too shocked at the whistle, I was more talking about the 30ft frog" lmfaao

[@WunnSEN]

The fact you see the camera man shaking with laughter after the first clip is hilarious 🤣

[@tonygiles3256]

Whenever I get a hangover I think of Karl Pilkington strapped to a plane and I feel better

[@lordbottaro4549]

He only did that plane thing at the end because he refused to do a dance routine on stage with a load of gay men 🤣

[@katielynch9740]

“I wasn’t that shocked with the whistle… it was sorta the 30 foot frog” 😂

[@misham6547]

I always just saw the podcast animations so it's interesting seeing his live action stuff

[@dedgeroo4665]

The biplane kills me every time!!

[@gandurk]

Sooo much good stuff my god Me dad didnt allow the cat in the lounge *_fookin hippo in ere_* wHAT is that... WHAT is thaT... I wasnt that shocked with the whistle, it was more, sort of... the _thirtyfoot frog_ I dont know if I saw the gun on 'im though, he just looks like hes from Liverpool, i thought hes up to no good It's only accessible via an 11hour trek *Thats not accessible is it*

[@karenborley6349]

Ive got a bad chest/lung cough for the last 2 and half months.been on a steroid inhaler since tuesday.for two days i have finally stopped having a coughing fit where i have tears streaming out my eyes,cant breathe and wet myself through coughing.after watching this ive gone back to coughing fits.karl on the plane just made me gasp for air and had to use my inhaler because inwas laughing so much.him on the plane just did it for me.😂😂😂

[@rassawhelan6045]

That ride on top of the plane, Absolute gold...

[@LiamSmith-li7ll]

‘Me dad didn’t let the cat in the lounge’ 😂😂😂

[@tonyclifton265]

that'd be great: meet a little alien fella and ask it what's been going on"

[@MrWeezybabi]

Dude is incredible made me cry with laughter!

[@alicesullivan001]

I looked at the wrong time 😂😂 love him so much!

[@schwarzerregen9338]

"it's accessible via an Eleven hour trek through the mountains" " well that's not accessible then is it..."

[@Sam-mk5kp]

I can relate to this guy all the time lol

[@laid187law]

He looks like a scouser haha!!😂🤣

[@JohnSmith-jz9kq]

0:35 The best best bit

[@gb1178]

Such a natural funny guy. Really hard to come by.

[@dios.9586]

2:30 the way he turns in disgust 😂😂😭😭

[@netbookeater]

Karl doesn't want to bungee, then does the wing walk. Hahaha

[@ValValiantThor216]

"When Dick Whittington walked to london with his cat" always gets me 😂😂

[@dauzlan7741]

Karl Pilkington is my spirit beast