Homeschool Family Visits Woke Library

[@TheBabylonBee]

What books should be banned from the woke library?

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

Biology textbooks (biology was invented by the KKK to steal the 2016 election for Donald Trump).

[@originalname6372]

All of them

[@merinsan]

Books are reinforcing white colonialism...so al of them!

[@Vortex1x1x1x]

Any book containing the letter e

[@timmy18135]

Any book on logic

[@seth7745]

“what are your personal pronouns?” “I, me and mine” Definitely going to use that one from now on. lol

[@yakityyak8894]

I didn't realize there was a correct answer to the question until this video

[@BornInTheWrongTimes]

@@yakityyak8894 Honestly same. This is a perfect response cause now they have to refer to you as your biological sex or not refer to you at all. Which of course paves the road for us to troll them on how they “assumed our gender” 😂

[@kevintipton4738]

My pronouns are F U lol. Those idiots are an example of our mental health problems.

[@TheMomseloc]

I use, "YOU PEOPLE".

[@kevintipton4738]

@@TheMomseloc I used mentally unstable

[@AcshualSnotski]

The librarian is surprisingly accurate for modern day. I remember when the Bee was satire.

[@AcshualSnotski]

In fact, there was a commentor on KZbin today talking about Charlie and The Chocolate factory being phobic...

[@AcshualSnotski]

@@Vulture402I guess I'm behind on my modern culture... I wondered why I kept hearing about it.

[@wherami]

Showing facts again

[@coleens.6212]

@@Vulture402 I sell used children's books online, and I just took photos of 10 Dahl books, including Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Likely they will sell very fast (they usually do).

[@coleens.6212]

Love the unibrow on the librarian.

[@crosswarrior38]

"Woah, mom just swore!" As a previous sheltered homeschooler I can relate lol

[@OnGuardYT]

@bnsyphotography2104 I do

[@Tekyng_of_Baregan]

That's the way I grew up. I still don't say the name of anything that goes into the toilet.

[@hyrachine8573]

if you don't care then why did you comment rofl

[@michemash8860]

#Triggered 💀

[@ysf-d9i]

i'm not homeschooled, and i'm 32, still haven't even heard my mom swear. Because Chinese culture hasn't been completely corrupted by the evil degenerate west yet.

[@samurachi420]

My wife is a librarian, she works with these people everyday. It's not really an exaggeration, that literally how it is in a public library

[@SN00PICUS]

​@@MalachiWhite-tw7hlThere's a pole at the one near me 😂 I think it was originally a fire exit, but you can imagine how that has been repurposed.

[@t.mendous7922]

You mean somewhat normal government employees?

[@aggy5372]

No it's not. There are woke librarians, yes. But the idea that they wouldn't have Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is ridiculous. They have books of all types--that is the function of the library.

[@SOContraMundum]

She must be a bold woman!!

[@Outcast-0033]

@@aggy5372 apparently you havent seen some of these library's then cause i have discovered that they are selectively excluding certain books.

[@alliseuss1555]

The baby's appropriately timed look of distress at 3:02 was hilarious.

[@John-uo1qf]

And the smirk by the boy at 3:11 when mom asks if there is anything "good"?

[@dive2drive314]

As if the baby was playing along with the skit... too cute

[@ernestoherreralegorreta137]

I died laughing when I saw that too!

[@minhchaubuingoc8384]

The baby at 3:27 too

[@smilemagickthundergrave]

Thank You, I too noticed the baby's reaction to the gender-crank librarian with distress - a truly amusing moment..

[@lhollman284]

Im a public school teacher in Brooklyn and man does this ring true. Thanks for this!

[@waveslayer007]

no it dosnt

[@Spongebobby43]

^ valedictorian class of 2024

[@DaisySoCrazy6]

I go to a VERY conservative public school and it is the best. We got teachers and counselors telling students “There are only two genders” 😄

[@mazely]

Which ring? Homeschooling?

[@Hybridknfgrowchannel]

Its spot on

[@geobloxmodels1186]

A few months ago, my nephew and his wife had a baby. Instead of buying them stuff they don't need, I made up a kind of time capsule box. I got a bunch of books that I thought would be good at different ages. So, each birthday the kid gets to open a new book or sometimes a set of books. It starts out with some Dr. Zeus, and later includes Aesop's fables, Narnia, Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn, Animal Farm, 1984, Art of War, The Prince, Lord of the Rings, Age of Reason, and other books that are worth reading. In the last packet, to be opened in 18 years, I included a short video of myself in which I explain why physical books are best because they can't be revised once printed. I encouraged the kid to read all kinds of things and to always be willing to learn. I doubt I will be around in 18 years, but I hope those books are and that my message makes it through.

[@kingbonza]

WHAT!! No Poor Mans James Bond.

[@defaultytuser]

A lovely idea! Sadly, chances are a leftist relative will eventually find out and the time capsule "goes missing"...

[@kristenmarie8655]

This is an awesome idea! Very sweet, sentimental and very thoughtful.

[@heatherwood2449]

What a beautiful, thoughtful thing for you to do.

[@freedomridermorty4459]

The Gestapo will raid that home and burn those offensive books 😞 Huckleberry Finn is now Considered Racist and banned 🚫

[@davidw5198]

As a librarian, I'm happy to say that my library is nothing like this, although I have been to some that are! We are all pretty conservative, and our community is too.

[@evangelicful]

How do we stop this from happening?! 😢 it is so frustrating just going to a library like back in the 1990s where none of this was even around

[@benjaminthibieroz4155]

Library are sanctuaries. No book should be banned or put to undeserved display.

[@thefunniestfarm4731]

@@benjaminthibieroz4155 Pedo books aimed at children should always be banned.

[@braveheart-lg4bo]

They are coming for your library

[@emrac377]

Our local library is literally like this video. I would NEVER let my child enter unsupervised. It's so sad.

[@Fast_Eddy_Magic]

When they were talking to the librarian, the baby covered its ears! 😂

[@charlessutherland274]

As a likely soon to be former librarian, this hits hard. I loathe and despise what has become of my profession.

[@pattyo4703]

I feel your pain Charles. When you invest in a career that serves a useful purpose, but see that purpose being eroded, it is disheartening. I have wondered what type of people first decided that adult entertainers should come read stories to young children. Hopefully I don't get arrested for wondering.

[@charlessutherland274]

@@pattyo4703 Thanks, Patty. I really needed that.

[@pattyo4703]

@@charlessutherland274 You are welcome.

[@MH-lg1iu]

How do we turn this around?

[@sheabutter94]

I feel ya, but there’s also part of me that if we allow the left to push us out of our careers, that’s letting them win. That said, I can relate to you because that’s how I feel in academia right now, so I wouldn’t blame you for finding a non-woke job, though those are getting fewer and farther apart as we cede more territory to these jerks.

[@SethCorbinMusic]

“Are they remembering the flood?” Amazing

[@BasedBaptist]

nope, they are just provoking the fire and brimstone which they will kindle like bundles of sticks

[@undefined69695]

All the religious crazies can easily be found in comments lmao

[@clckc]

@@undefined69695 and the woke crazies like you too

[@SunshineSuperstar]

​@@undefined69695 Yeah, unlike those science crazies. There's none of them around!

[@undefined69695]

@@SunshineSuperstar you are comparing a vocation to religion, that’s quite odd. One has a set of cultural values and the other is a job… how can one be “science crazy”?

[@oberlinerin]

Homeschool mom here. This is spot on for my library if you take out the pole and add a mask on and plastic partition in front of the librarian.

[@Travis_Stewart5422]

As a homeschool dad I find this completely hilarious

[@gingy30]

Get out more

[@richardmahn7589]

@@gingy30 Um, ironically you are the ones that need to get out more. Just because we are homeschooled, doesn't mean we don't get out. In fact, more field trips are done by those of us who are homeschooled than those who are stuck in public schools. We also have a better understanding of humanity, sin, judgement, and the history of mankind and how sin is in all aspects of history and the human life.

[@gingy30]

@@richardmahn7589 Can't believe I received an "um actually" comment this soon 😳

[@gingy30]

@@richardmahn7589 That last sentence doesn't help your cause. Makes you look like a self-righteous dipshit.

[@Travis_Stewart5422]

@@richardmahn7589 don't worry about gingy, people who talk crap like that for no reason are just jealous. Your response was spot on

[@RebekahNicole]

As a homeschooler, I approve of this skit. 🤣

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Honestly the mom nailed it. Telling me to watch my mouth while dropping the F bomb in the process

[@Dimezprod]

Same 😂 homeschool is awesome

[@lisarodriguez2926]

I hope you include Bravebooks in your homeschooling. In the meantime, I hope to see the communist controlled dept of education dismantled some day. The indoctrination has got to stop! Blessings to you and yours❤

[@gingy30]

@@lisarodriguez2926 Do you just casually throw the word communist around whenever you feel like it?

[@gingy30]

@@Dimezprod Only if you have adequate teachers. Not all parents are fit to homeschool their children.

[@necasperaterent29386]

"The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish Swish Swish" is an actual book. This exists. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[@The.rs.show.youtube]

One of the Amazon reviews is about a father buying it for his kid and when the kid showed interest in the book they said that the kid being interested was proof that the kid was transgender and the kid found another transgender kid in school The kid was preschool age 30 people said the review was helpful Im gonna be sick

[@MelodyBrookstone]

NO FREAKING WAY

[@ShaneMiller-if5gt]

That sounds terrifying. I hope you aren't too traumatized by this revelation.

[@chrisgrieve9533]

Don't let the freaks take over. Good always triumphs over evil.

[@steve-zx5jb]

I am waiting for Christ to return and hoping He asks me to help stomp out the evil.

[@readingtoomuchfiction]

the "gosh darn it!" "woah! mom just SWORE!" had me WHEEZING

[@rogerwilcojr]

My mom yelled at me for saying that when I was about 8, lol - memories.

[@paulis7319]

@@rogerwilcojr mine too, and for saying "heck" because it supposedly means "h-e-double hockey sticks." Now as an adult I've learned the joy of "professional fanity" and my mom always gets onto me for saying the f-word every other sentence. lol

[@animebrat76]

Good mom, no swearing in front of kid

[@lukebrennan5780]

I recall us (four kids) reeling in shock when our Mum in fury said "Damn!" - still remember it, 55 years later.

[@ariannedechateaumichel7777]

I can't remember my dad ever swearing, let alone my mom. My boyfriend now thinks it's adorable that I say "bleep" instead of any of the "normal" cuss words, but I really just can't say them.

[@SJ-fj1cj]

This is basically what happened to my family. We came back from living in Indonesia for 2 years to our cute little local library in Idaho. I was shocked and appalled to see on display in the picture book section a book about gay Santa and his husband, among many other books on oppression of blacks by whites and transgender kids. In the section designed for preschoolers!

[@blabbergasted4380]

Ja Komrade! U r proof of the catastrophic speed all of our childhoods are being trashed.

[@evangelicful]

Opening doors that don't need to be opened

[@Acousticlystrange]

Wow 1984 is really happening

[@C.O._Jones]

This happened in Idaho? We’re doomed.

[@ChristianWagner888]

We call that "reverse culture shock", every time we go back to Germany for a furlough from our missionary work in the Philippines. Having our children schooled at Christian schools in the Philippines has been a great blessing.

[@Blahbevava]

I work in the public school district in the town of a major University campus in Illinois. The reality of this is not too far off at all! I recall one day I went to help out one of the teachers. When I arrived I found her throwing away 4th grade history books into the trash. I could see that the books were still in good condition so I asked her what was wrong with the books. She said they were "outdated". I said "How so?" She said that history was more than just what a bunch stories of what old white men did! INSANE Doesn't even begin to describe these people!!

[@waveslayer007]

the state issues new history books, teachers cant just throw books away einstin

[@Blahbevava]

@@waveslayer007 And yet she was tossing them right into the trash!

[@waveslayer007]

@@Blahbevava yes old books that where no longer going to be used

[@Blahbevava]

@@waveslayer007 Many of them were still in like new condition. No reason to throw away perfectly good books that could have been utilized elsewhere if not there! You know book burning is something fascists do. So is history modification to fit a certain narrative and agenda. Got to love all the excuses for it you're trying to make. Teacher even stated her reason for throwing them away making a racist comment "A bunch of old dead white men"

[@Blahbevava]

@@waveslayer007 🙄 You just don't get it do you. This country is SO Wasteful today and no longer appreciates where anything came from. The WW2 generation understood. Consecutive generations just don't get it! But You will at some point! Very painfully. We all will!

[@aaronlopez492]

Home schoolers visit woke library? I have a feeling it's going to be a culture shock!!

[@markmunroe-hz8rf]

It'll more like a horror show.

[@itstimefortim]

I mean I'm homeschooled but I don't think anything can shock me at this point

[@jannerwingfeather]

More like uncultured shock

[@lancerevell5979]

Sadly, that is one "library" that needs the "Alexandria" treatment. 😒

[@isaacvanderbilt4505]

Wait till they find out that 2 years olds can be Transgender as well as sexually active! *Mind Blown*

[@nathanembry9245]

Homeschooling must have been awesome. No active shooter drills, standardized testing, sexual predatory teachers, decent lunch everyday, no bullying,etc.

[@andybray9791]

Homosexual agenda etc was a slip from morality. I wouldn’t teach about sexuality until people become teenagers

[@chicbate]

no knowledge it's the best

[@chicbate]

dude cancel the Prom then and cancel flower girls and ring bearers and cancel parents because we don't know what they're doing behind closed doors and ban beaches because ... people are there and that's gross to me. @@andybray9791

[@andybray9791]

@@chicbate ?

[@chicbate]

it's kinda weird parents want to have so much control over a kid that's like a perfect isolation for like grooming and better yet, no one to answer to [bosses/govern/overseers] ask any homeschooled kid how great it was to learn dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark... they're gone go quite far in the real world@@andybray9791

[@Skyebright1]

‘ Give me a child till he is seven years old,’ said St Ignatius Loyola, ‘ and I will show you the man.’

[@nicholauscrawford7903]

Those mischievous Jesuits!

[@stvbrsn]

You see, this is why BB always has the best take. They’re willing to poke fun at the homeschool family as well as the woke library.

[@szymonbaranowski8184]

institutions are corrupted and incompetent while families are ignorant and equally incompetent parents should take parenting courses the same way institutions should be examined but nobody even thinks about doing so as if incompetence was granted normalcy to just accept blindly without any accountability just in case of parents there is a sense of common fate and direct result, what actually makes these people freak out about question if they doing it right when they actually think about it and often they "try too hard"... it's always a South park experience that's great side of it btw symbolism of the pole is something deserving a full scientific book hahaha you can predict pole dancer to have daddy issues in 90% of cases the homomarxism side incorporating it as own theme as well is very telling "she is dancing for me" "she is dancing around me" is also similar complex on male side of the phoenomenon of course

[@equipeoutdoors]

I don’t see how it’s a poke at the home school type of families.

[@toastedprocastinator]

​@@equipeoutdoors they can't even use the simplest of words like GOSH of all things 😭☠ not even damn ☠

[@ultraseggs]

"See? Everybody gets shit on this channel here." -A former KZbin icon

[@Purple_Freedom_Ninja]

I'm a homeshooler and I don't feel like this video makes fun of us at all lol. "Look at these silly homeschoolers and their totally reasonable morals!"

[@smittysmeee]

"Are they remembering the flood?" "Yeah. Something like that." Oh man, that is painfully true.

[@rachdarastrix5251]

Meanwhile, God regretting his promise that he won't do it again.

[@veganconservative1109]

I have often thought of buying 'dove' stickers and putting them on some of those rainbows. "Peace, dude-of-many-gender-possibilites. Chill out."

[@animebrat76]

The flood of evil

[@martabachynsky8545]

@@rachdarastrix5251 He said he wouldn't destroy the world by _flood_ again. He said, the fire next time. 😬

[@Zaloomination]

Makes me so mad that they literally wrap themselves and their pride in their sin around the symbol of God's mercy for sin. Actively spitting in His face.

[@tb6303]

I love how the mom holds out the baby's hands for the handcuffs at the end. 🤣

[@stealthsamurai8980]

Jp is the icing on the gender fluid cake!!

[@lancerevell5979]

Family Guy had an episode once.... Peter is headed to the restroom. A guy asks, "Gender Fluid?" Peter says, "Yes, there will be a lot of that!" 😂

[@ImperfectCitizen]

@@sIXXIsDesigns JP is cringe, sus, and likely a larper.

[@Zaloomination]

​​@@ImperfectCitizensus? Suspect?...for what? Being an insincere drifter?

[@terfalicious]

@@sIXXIsDesigns ...and yet, here you are....

[@austins5632]

Isn't he doing that in videos where he's playing a tranny? I mean. I get it. And he makes adult content. He never said he makes children's content.

[@ericsfishingadventures4433]

It's insane what they expose kids to today. Nice cameo by jp! 😂

[@heypistolero]

The most un FBI looking FBI agent ever

[@Ebh55.]

Who?

[@raspberryflash583]

He’s another satire guy who is starting to lean towards Christianity @@Ebh55.

[@svenjansen2134]

@Ebh55 AwakenwithJP

[@raspberryflash583]

Yup@@svenjansen2134

[@isabelllash2512]

This is scarily accurate. I used to be a teen volunteer at my local library a couple summers ago. I was in charge of assembling the monthly craft kits for June. The craft was an unpainted flag with a paper showing the numerous lgbt+ flags kids could decorate it with. These kits were meant for k-3rd graders!! I explained that I wasn't comfortable making these kits and the librarian (who was very kind about it, surprisingly) put me in charge or arranging a rainbow display for the teens section. I did do that because I like color coding and had a job to do.

[@Rosecloudlyrics]

😮😮😮😮

[@robinac6897]

I hate that the rainbow has been hijacked by perverted misfits.

[@bobhaugland9822]

Even the baby was smarter than the librarian. (3:02)

[@lancerevell5979]

I'd bet the family dog and cat are smarter. 😮

[@klartext2225]

Yeah, BIG laugh here! Protecting the ears just in time.

[@occamsshavecream4541]

That scene where the baby puts his hands over his ears is honest!

[@Chinshellbuford]

😂

[@doctorkiro]

To be fair, the librarian wasn't really that stupid. She was just following the institution. Even though it's a skit and stuff, I found quite intrigating that ahmm... they? said: "the library doesn't permit it." rather than a more personal kind of phrase.

[@Evelyn-zn6td]

Proud homeschool family with a home library of over 3000 books. Never have to worry about Library trash. 🎉

[@zonzillamagnus5902]

You have 3000 books?

[@johnmichaels4330]

What a strange flex.

[@zonzillamagnus5902]

@@johnmichaels4330 how so?

[@johnmichaels4330]

@zonzillamagnus5902 3000 books so she doesn't have to worry about seeing something she considers trash. Several leftists brag about the same thing. That's a strange flex. Stranger that I had to explain it to an adult who likely graduated high school at least.

[@johnmichaels4330]

@@zonzillamagnus5902 see above censored reply

[@isturbo1984]

This pretty much happened to me, no exaggeration. I used to go to my public library until the pandemic (lockdowns). Pretty much transitioned to online reading with kindle. Then one day in a late Spring afternoon, after all the lockdowns were lifted, I decided I really missed the physical experience of the actual book, and went to my local library. They were closed. I said to myself, "What the hell is Juneteenth?" Came back the next day, and it looked like a rainbow bomb exploded inside.

[@geojjjackson3535]

You are clueless. Public libraries exist to support ALL in the community. I live in a liberal area and never seen the library collection dramatically outside the interest of the patrons.m

[@isturbo1984]

@@geojjjackson3535 what do you mean i'm clueless? i can tell you the branch and locations. KCLS (King County Library System) in the Seattle Area. I went there myself. nothing i said was false at all. you are clueless, bot.

[@ivandragokrizanac9429]

what IS Juneteenth? i genuinely have no idea

[@isturbo1984]

@@ivandragokrizanac9429 i think its the day blacks got to be us citizens. and they pretend amarica didnt really begin without them or something. even though there were free black men before that. not sure. they like to pretend its the true independence day.

[@geojjjackson3535]

Juneteenth & gay pride are one month per yr and the library may promote books related to that. And? You make it sound like they had displayed explicit porn all over the walls. That radical conservative group Moms for Library went to a local police station in Florida trying to get a public librarian fired b/c there was a young adult fantasy novel on the shelves. It was a fantasy book with goblins and mystics. And they considered this X rated! This is the kind of radical right hysteria that is getting people riled up over nothing. Two Texas state reps demanded to audit a school and public library for what they thought were indecent materials. 2 books were considered questionable & moved to the adult section. Again, books that celebrate Juneteenth & lgbt history are not inappropriate and serve a portion of the community just like books that celebrate Asian history & culture.

[@stephenorourke7005]

By far their best one was the kid who wanted a tattoo, I've recommended it to about every family member who has kids!! The Bee and J.P. both are fantastic satirists!!

[@Walter-wo5sz]

Sadly our downtown library is more of a homeless shelter than a woke library. Went to use the restroom and saw an old guy taking a bath in the sink. It's kind of the opposite of a safe place.

[@all_things_beautiful6905]

This is completely accurate. I worked at a library for a few years and the computers were almost always filled with the homeless people. Or they came just to charge their phones. While most never caused problems, it did turn people off. We also dealt with drugs and alcohol. I had a man overdose in the bathroom, a woman shoot up in the bathroom in the children's department. As for the children's department, we mostly got kids with their support professionals that weren't kept under control. Most evenings it was chaos, so families didn't come because you couldn't enjoy it. Our homeschooling families used the library for what it was, but I was told that they're not coming like before now that our little library is going woke. It's a shame.

[@daynekudija366]

Diabetes is an actual thing that people are forced to use syringes for just saying

[@3balam3]

this is the normal way that a library is used in San Francisco

[@Annakaydyct]

My son loves Dr Seuss, that's his birthday theme this year. Cancel me

[@browniewolf6833]

What I don’t understand in this video is that they use the fact that Dr. Seuss is a racist as a joke when he is very much racist??

[@luizasantos4181]

​@@browniewolf6833 ele é racista? Porquê?

[@Lavenderrose73]

​@@browniewolf6833 How was he a racist?

[@bldontmatter5319]

Stop. ​@@browniewolf6833

[@ibvghgfvbnbc]

TBF Dr Seuss is an adulterer and neglectful husband

[@minhchaubuingoc8384]

The baby's expression when the librarian is blabbing on is priceless 😂😂

[@RooRoove]

*cute lil eeeee* *covers ears*

[@DannerBanks]

My mom was a librarian. She loved her job. The worst part was the other librarians who had crazy views. And the guys who came in to look at porn on the pubic computers.

[@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0]

the drag queen story time person also used the computers for that at my local library.

[@FamousWolfe]

@@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0 Next time it happens, take a video and upload for the whole world to see

[@TheTruthAlwaysWins169]

"pubic" computers!!! hahaha!

[@azsunburns]

Your pubic slip made my morning❤

[@JadedJarvis]

As a guy, I also go to the library to look at porn....................................................................................................................................................just kidding dont arrest me. I do it in the private space of my home.

[@Vil-Slav]

1:55 I guess George Orwell wasn’t wrong about the future in a way

[@βΛΔΗΟΛΣ]

​@@PlaceholderName2001"The Ministry of Truth" is an obvious reference to "1984".

[@Roroissearchin]

Hhhh😂😂😂

[@markmunroe-hz8rf]

Wow. A critique of the far left and what happens when we shelter children far too much. Funny yet all too sad at the same time. Another gold for Babylon Bee.

[@goofyahhslimjackson1942]

Quite true lotof conservative satire doesn’t address their sides problems too

[@markmunroe-hz8rf]

@@goofyahhslimjackson1942 The Babylon Bee 🐝 is not afraid to satirize false conservatives also.

[@SkollTheWerewolf]

@@goofyahhslimjackson1942 It seems this one did just fine at conveying both messages.

[@goofyahhslimjackson1942]

@@SkollTheWerewolf A stellar job indubitably

[@DonTruman]

When young it's appropriate to shelter them. They need a Garden of Eden to grow in, and then as they get older, gradually learn how to contend with the ugly realities of the world.

[@geyck]

Shoutout to that baby! What a trooper

[@animebrat76]

Good baby

[@jaminschmitt]

When some Dr. Seuss books were banned at the library at the school I worked at threw them away unceremoniously into the trash bins. The librarians didn’t have a second thought about it.

[@cherylsosciacassidy6701]

As a homeschool mom......I totally approve of your digs at homeschoolers. Yes, we are a little odd. No, I don't want my children to fit in. I use the library by ordering books online for pick up. When I was a kid my mom turned me loose to browse the stacks and max out my library card. I wish my kids could have the same experience but...we live in Oregon so, no.

[@rickyspanish9071]

God bless you and your family!

[@MrDeano-eu9rg]

Why don't u want them to fit in? I'm not in favour mediocrity or baseless conforming but your wording is confusing

[@corybrown8196]

because the whole point of home schooling her children is she understands how crazy the society around her has gotten (especially oregon) if her kids 'fit in', then that means they would be crazy like the librarian in the skit

[@amandakuykendallSHW]

Cant let the kids go to children's section alone here in smallsville SC either!!!!

[@MV-wb2cz]

@@amandakuykendallSHW Where is Clark Kent when you need him in Smallville?

[@Fahrenheit451.]

Cutest thing is the little baby. Definitely the star of the show ☺️

[@slevinchannel7589]

Realistically, aliens would probably laugh more at conservatives beliefs in anti-science, pseudoscience, made-up stuff, made-up hierachies, "Take from the Poor and give to the Richhhh"" and much more; let alone videos like 'The GOP-led House is embarassing' by SMN

[@SchweinrichOG]

Did you notice when he was covering his ears? Great acting!

[@margaretpickholtz8772]

Homeschoolers always ask the most direct questions, love em

[@tedskullhammer]

Yeah, that's damn near what walking into a library in Cambridge, Massachusetts is like.

[@TheNewsInASL]

What are your "personal pronouns?" 2:29 - "I, me, mine." That shouldn't be so hilarious, but considering how brainwashed the current generation of non-home-schooled children is, all I can say is, "🤣." I still miss when Babylon Bee did satire.

[@rogerwilcojr]

Then, if you really want to break them, when they say they mean what pronouns do you want people to use when referring to you, say that those would be your pronouns that you use, not mine.

[@mayamartin7359]

I’m taking these ideas and using them at every possible opportunity. Thank goodness I’m a homeschool mom and entrepreneur myself, with enough control over my own daily life that I rarely have to deal with these crazies 😂 except, ironically enough, at homeschool events 😳

[@TsukiNaito1]

I'm remembering that one. Gonna work on my confused face. "I, me, mine?"

[@joseyoverbigz]

Yea satire instead of reality.......

[@myowncomputerstuff]

Remind me how I'd sometimes provide thou/thy/thine as my (second-person) pronouns. Please speak to me like it's the Middle Ages, or I don't wanna hear it.

[@ML-pe7ed]

This is alarmingly accurate. We homeschool, have been for 20+ years. Our children are not quite this sheltered 😂 however, we no longer go to the library. I just buy every book used that they want to read so we can choose together not to read trash. God help us. And good job, BB!!

[@bellakim9169]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[@joedirt3563]

You sound like a rare gem of parents raising kids these days.

[@segevstormlord3713]

Holding up the baby's wrists at the end made me literally laugh out loud. Well played.

[@homethatilove4595]

I happened into my library recently and was 😧😕😒 unpleasantly surprised how Woke, masked up & UNcomfortable it was... Its been completely infiltrated!!

[@LianaFoodie]

what do you mean? woke means that you are aware of modern day issues and masked means taking precautions to not get sick-precautions that do not harm you-,

[@SlippinnnJimmy]

​@@LianaFoodieNot funny.

[@homethatilove4595]

@@LianaFoodie 🙄 Please wear your KN95 very very tightly around your breathimg holes and stay safe & aware of possible marxism

[@freedomridermorty4459]

Someone obviously took the Jab and is now Contaminated 😮😮😮

[@tenjou0]

@@LianaFoodie To the average person "woke" means that people think in terms of "oppressor" and "oppressed" (and the two roles are assigned to subsets of people and are unchangeable) and will be an absolute cunt to anyone who disagrees with them. Unless they're wearing a professionally fitted N95 mask, those precautions mean nothing and are more a sign that the person wearing it is A) A hypochondriac and B) Going to be an absolute jackass to everyone else.

[@mileshall9235]

"It doesn't seem to have any structural purpose whatsoever..." 🤣🤣 Most homeschool quote ever. She's on her way to the Hillsdale Engineering Department.

[@chainsawsubtlety9828]

No one looks less like an FBI agent than JP.

[@jennifermcneil8349]

😂

[@Walter-wo5sz]

JP looks too intelligent.

[@ElizabethJones-pv3sj]

That's why he makes such a great undercover agent. He just had to fill in for a uniform colleauge today.

[@smilemagickthundergrave]

What a fun channel crossover to have (cross-dressing, trans-political) JP Sears on the Bee. 😊

[@BnORailFan]

I didn't realize that certain libraries are now Halloween horror places. That place really creeped me out.

[@SN00PICUS]

Second most likely place for a child to be assaulted in a public school...

[@freedomridermorty4459]

This is what the Left has Created. They honor Phedofiles and provide them with safe harbor. The Left destroys everything they touch, the day of Reckoning is very close. This Country won't survive on its current trajectory, it's been on Hyperdrive since Biden was placed in office by Claus Schwab and George Soros. It's been three years of absolute Lunacy, we won't survive another Three years. 😮 This is Self Destruction perpetrated by Politicians who have sold their Souls to the WEF.

[@Serendipity43-l9r]

0:58 "It doesn't seem to have a structural purpose"😂😂

[@sussudioharvey9458]

Sad to say in My library system this isn’t even satire. I go online to reread Classics like Gone with the Wind and they are literally nonexistent in their system. But instead they Headline all sorts of books on gender identity on their Home Page?🤦‍♀️

[@lancerevell5979]

I've bern ordering the literary classics from Amazon. Probably no longer on the shelves of the local library. I mourn the old ways. 😢

[@HoneyBadgerF98]

Call the library or go in person to request an interlibrary loan of any physical title you want to read! If you request a book like this, the interlibrary loan system will try to get the book for you. Requesting books like this can also prompt your library system to buy the title for their collection!

[@jenw8323]

Same! We homeschool and use the library a ton. We have up to 100 books out at a time. But I had to get Charlotte’s Web through Inter-library loan! I could not believe it! I regularly order books through ILL for homeschool because they don’t have a lot of the good ones. And I made the mistake of taking the kids to the library during June once. I could not believe the crap on display in the childrens room. I took pictures to show my husband because I wanted proof that I wasn’t overreacting. But yet, not one single Johnny the Walrus book. 😂 actually, it might not have been published at the time. But They are into that whole “We carry banned books” trope (I.e inappropriate crap for kids in the name of free speech), and their YA section says “adults not allowed” or something like that. And we live in a small, conservative midwestern town!! So far, no drag queen story hour yet, thank God!

[@tenjou0]

@@lancerevell5979 Thriftbooks is also a good place to go if you're looking for earlier editions.

[@onliwankannoli]

You know it’s hit the fan when Mom says “gosh darn it!”

[@pyro5159]

In an age where Berserk is more kid friendly than what’s available for them. That’s just sad

[@veggsbacon1891]

Berserk is literature.

[@gyllenspetzfamily7993]

I work at a library. This is what they push. Get to know the staff that work with the under 18s. I would say 60% are predators.

[@SN00PICUS]

Yeah, I sorta assumed the predators part when they had the S*x Ed posters "What do you like, and how do you know?" Friggin insanity

[@gyllenspetzfamily7993]

@@SN00PICUS I am a Christian and it's like working in N@z! Germany. The some of those that aren't predators allow them to creep, but you'd be disgusted by how many YA librarians mostly women are grooming the kids. More a few have been arrested.

[@freedomridermorty4459]

Predators need to have the Tables turned on them. Phedofilia will be mainstream just like it is now in Hollywood. Real MEN need to stand together and Rid these Vile Monsters from Society. Stop going to local Libraries, just Stop 🛑 Let the trash collect dust. These Freak Shows need audiences to survive, just Boycott everything. These freaks are desperate for attention . We're actually living in the Twilight Zone 😞

[@mayamartin7359]

I am a mother deadset on protecting against this and I’m taking you seriously. Please elaborate??

[@lizs8853]

​@@mayamartin7359seriously don't let your kids be alone in the library.

[@ExTrumpet]

"Idiocracy" was meant to be a comedy spoof. Turns out, it was a prophetic documentary.

[@mgratk]

Started as a comedy, became a documentary, and now its actually propaganda, since it shows a world far more sane and wonderful than actually exists right now.

[@navret1707]

As was 1984 without the comedy spoof.

[@animebrat76]

Damn 😂 I’m now gonna cry in the corner.

[@justforever96]

It was 100% meant to be a satire of the present world and the path we are on. So I have no idea why anyone is shocked that the world is starting to resemble that world. Like what do people think, they were just like "okay let's imagine this totally unrelated world that has nothing to do with present society, and make people do really silly things that they would never do in real life and never will do"? What would be the point in that? The entire point of satire is to emphasize what really does exist by showing a humorously exaggerated version of it, exactly like drawing a caricature of a person. It's pointless if you just draw an imaginary person with some silly features, the humor derives from it being a representation of a real person. So Idiocracy was a caricature of the present world, with the underlying message that "if we stay on this path, this is what the world will actually look like eventually". So no, that shouldn't surprise you. If there is anything to comment on, it's that the writers called it so well. And in ten years you will look back on 2023 as the good old days before it really got bad.

[@WhoIsJaiK]

Such a coincidence!!!! I’m standing in my library for the first time in a loooooong time to print out something (I used to come here ALL the time as a hang out spot as a teen. I’m now 23). Luckily, it’s not really “woke”. The only think they changed about this place is the kids side has more kid friendly things (small tables, coloring books, events for kids, etc.), other side is for young adults which is more organized and they have a stand that’s titled “Books by authors born this month” and with a lot of interesting books. I’m also glad the library ladies recognizes me😊💕

[@trillium7582]

Oh man. I just took my toddler to the library for the first time. I'd only ever been to my town library's grown-up section. The children's area had an actual green-haired angry librarian, a display of books about how various disabilities were actually superior, and a new-books section where a third of the books were about how if you like to sometimes wear a cape but sometimes you like to wear a dress, guess what, you ain't a girl! It was depressing to the extreeeeeeme.

[@Bob-gn8ph]

Luke 21,36 KJV ❤

[@tenjou0]

I feel lucky that my passing looks at the children's section in my local library doesn't really have that. They do carry the woke books, but they're put in the adult sections. My local library still has all the stuff I read as a kid,

[@bellakim9169]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sgsrider00]

And in things that never happened

[@Kurgan0822]

The librarian with the flannel shirt with the tie is just way too realistic 😂

[@JohnSmith-sb2fp]

In the 80s , my mom would drop me and my sister off to watch kids movies from the 1960s &70s. It was awesome. 2 movies back to back and snacks every tuesday and thursday. It's how i found out who don knots was. Things have changed. It was covered pro- cop posters" take a bite out of crime" , pro park stuff, " only you could prevent forrest fires" , and anti-drug stuff" just say no to drugs".

[@Wetdoor]

“A boy or a girl” “A librarian” 😂 the best way to avoid drama

[@mailill]

As a (former) librarian I found that hilarious.

[@Brotherbear-er7rn]

I visited a Barnes & Noble not too long ago and while looking through their selection I found both Marcus Aurelius’ The Meditations and Sun Tzu’s The Art of War. I’m honestly surprised both books haven’t been banned.

[@veganconservative1109]

I used to LIVE (practically) in my public library. Books were amazing passports to knowledge, adventure, and humor. Sanity savers bound in paper. Haven't been in since got high speed internet. Kind of afraid to go into one now. 😳

[@nikkisalazar6726]

Gutenberg project has books to download for free. Many of which will never be printed again. I don't prefer to read digital copies, but I have been saving some treasures to flash drives.

[@JP2GiannaT]

Go in. Fight for what's still good.

[@connorsavugot1672]

It was awesome to see JP show up haha! Just didn't expect that!

[@offworlder1]

This is why people with values are becoming more conservative and more right wing.

[@whspore9534]

Like what Elon Musk has explained about himself.

[@FrankBrocato]

I am so happy all of my children are adults now otherwise I would be arrested for assaulting a THING with blue hair.

[@CarolineMosesComedy]

I've been homeschooled my whole life and the Bee was one of my first exposures to woke culture at the ripe age of 13. 😂

[@cripto136]

Lucky! Poor kids nowadays

[@Bennie2.0]

'Are they remembering the flood?' What a line its so good!

[@georgecooper4502]

God bless JP

[@RayMak]

That baby is too cute! "Normal kid book!!!"

[@deanneuburger3869]

“I, me, mine” from a young teen. Countless university students still unable or unwilling to be so simply, frankly and modestly truthful. Thank you, Bee and all actors!

[@calebleach7988]

this feels like a spiritual successor to "woke family visits a Christian college" and I'm all here for it.

[@MeThinkThereforeMeIs]

1:50 the ministry of truth The world is literally becoming 1984💀

[@denifnaf5874]

Double plus good

[@MeThinkThereforeMeIs]

@@denifnaf5874 what

[@hannahc1124]

What an awesome collaboration! 😁

[@lancerevell5979]

I remember wistfully my high school years in the early 1970s. I was a library rat, devouring books. I'd have several checked out at any one time. I even did two semesters of a credit class called "Library Aid". I loved it. So sad to see how things are going nowadays. I was an IT guy in the Florida Dept. Of Education for 24 years. We saw things get progressively worse. A lot of my FlDOE coworkers homeschooled their kids, one parent staying home to teach them. I feel so sorry for today's kids, having the "Rainbow Agenda" shoved down their throats. It's no wonder our children are among the worst educated in the world. Too much indoctrination and propaganda, not enough of the basic "Three Rs". In HS, I also had a deep love for history. Now that is being cancelled or rewritten in some bastardized liberal form. 😢

[@JohnSmith-sb2fp]

In the 80s , my mom would drop me and my sister off to watch kids movies from the 1960s &70s. It was awesome. 2 movies back to back and snacks every tuesday and thursday. It's how i found out who don knots was.

[@belle6219]

I was the same! In the early 70's, my high school library was filled top to bottom with great literature so old that most of them had been rebound. I remember constantly carrying a stack of books to and from that library, working my way through entire genres. Such treasures! I got quite the education through all that reading. Gone now. The contents of those books represented Western Culture and Civilization. That's what they have been systematically eradicating. Young people are so incredibly ignorant of what they've lost. Smartphone dumb.

[@blabbergasted4380]

Lots of avid readers back when. Nice story.

[@michaelmaxim7207]

Goes along with destroying the middle class.

[@VintageCardinal]

and it was all done by design @@belle6219

[@rob4eva]

It's mental that this is what's happening.

[@BABS_SEED]

It's really not

[@sgsrider00]

It isn’t 😂🤦‍♂️

[@chrishoff402]

I fondly remember as a young child in the 1960s attending my small town locale library after being told my family was of Nordic ancestry. In the library doorway on my way to read about Norse Mythology I would pass the adult section book rack. The one that openly displayed 'None Dare Call It Treason" by John Stormer and "Wheels of Terror" by Sven Hassel along with his other literary works. Of course, back then I only needed my parents permission to borrow the adult content. My small town library was deeply influential in shaping my character.

[@waynelacosse5241]

Did you ever read any of the Freddy the Pig kid books? The premise of the series was sort of like Orwell's "Animal Farm" classic except even very much more opposed to communism and all the animals were pals with the farmer. Except the rats, they were viliains

[@107RN11]

Ha! Just went to Barns/Nobles. Every shelf sheesh, glad the kids were not there... I learned sooo much! Like no more book store visits.

[@veganconservative1109]

I'm thinking Used Book stores if any still exist. Just to get some classics like Ivanhoe and Tom Sawyer as originally written.

[@AABB-be4ye]

Every private businesses should build 3 toilet blocks 1. By birth male 2. By birth female 3. LGBTQIAA+ Now normal people will have 1 option and LGBTQIAA+ people will have 2 options!! Which is a real inclusivity.

[@david8905]

My nephew and niece call our local library "the book museum". They don't go there to read books, but rather to spend time playing computer games with all the other kids there. The library has become more and more a community day-care center where the librarians try their best to manage the little monsters with toys, snacks, and games.

[@eetoved1758]

Amen. All the libraries have had to promote entertainment events instead of reading. 🙄 Or local one does an annual comic con, and a star wars con. ... Any nerd fest activity they can ... just to stay open and used so they don't lose funding. 💔 My grandma was a librarian. She's probably rolling over on her grave.

[@easymoney7007]

Libraries should never lose funding. If this country can send/waste $Billions of taxpayer $ to other countries than we can keep all libraries open always.

[@jrclem79]

I rode my bike to the library as a kid. Never go anymore. Saw parents drive up and drop their kids off then the kids run around yelling like their at a gym. Also scary homeless people camped out at tables. Not a good place to be anymore. So sad.

[@Shrouded_reaper]

When I visited my friend in Boulder, Colorado we walked past the library and I went to check it out. It was not as bad as this video but uncomfortably close. Oh and there was a 20+ strong homeless encampment under the raised section of the library where they would chop up and disaassemble stolen bikes for parts out in full display.

[@geojjjackson3535]

Instead, they look at porn on your laptop. They love your S&M water sports vids

[@guriausa]

This was basically our experience recently. I am so disappointed we can't just browse the shelves anymore. Too many pitfalls.

[@eetoved1758]

Most libraries for rid of most of their books within the last 20 years anyway. Library science ideas taught in colleges. 🙄

[@bellakim9169]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cjhdabears7186]

I love that this video points to a problem and, in the end, has a solution to said problem

[@kim.ra_bell]

Fun fact: I work part time as a public reference librarian and all the other time I'm homeschooling my kids. The struggle is real.

[@Yoofaloof]

The babies facial expression at 3:03 has been mine this last few years...

[@nooneofconsequence1586]

Ministry of Truth indeed! The 1984 nightmare is happening already.

[@Pat-Van-Canada]

I couldn't make it to the end of this. Too true and painful to watch but keep up the good work BB

[@lionheartapologetics4914]

I love it! The Bee is gonna have to try a lot harder to stay ahead of the insanity of today's society.

[@jayt9608]

Rush Limbaugh said several times in the last decade and a half of his life that he was finding it hard to parody liberals. "I make a parody of them, and the next day, they are repeating what I had just said nearly word for word." The world is in bad shape when satire becomes prophecy.

[@Baldwin-iv445]

The Librarian honestly looks like a Brandon Rogers character. Also props to the whole cast, y'all killed it.

[@Dragonfern-ko8wp]

Bestie I seriously can’t tell if ur being homophobic or not

[@FLEXjs]

90% hilarious but 10% horrifyingly accurate.

[@erikfm77]

@SIXXIsDesigns forget Halloween stuff. This is what scares us.

[@freedomridermorty4459]

The Future is Doomed. Our own Government has perpetrated this onto our children. Take your kids out of the school system. Go to a Trade School and stay away from any College's. College's today are Communist States.😮

[@Johnsmith-hp6tw]

​@@sIXXIsDesignshumanity will go extinct as everyone will have their genitals removed.

[@alyssamurphy2002]

5:05 the baby looks stressed from the smell of bs...which is saying something as she lives in a diaper.

[@homethatilove4595]

🤣🤣 Lol!

[@_expired_milk9312]

0:19 that genuinely freaked me out

[@papierdolls]

Nailed it again! LoL! 🤣Loved the JP Sears cameo too!

[@shadowfax9177]

I died at "eye muffs children!!" as she covered the baby's eyes.

[@ArtfromtheHeart2]

Omg! That's how I feel navigating our library! It's just sad. Our library also has a bunch of homeless people using public computers... So the smell is divine there.

[@casusolivas]

Both being against harry potter was hilarious...

[@Laurtew]

I am a retired librarian because our library system went this direction.

[@eetoved1758]

💔 thanks for your service. The ladies in my family have been librarians for generations.

[@geoffsutton78]

I love that JP and the Bee are working together now. Great humor (and truth) just got better!

[@bettyroa6903]

As a homeschool mom, I approve. 😂

[@Imissnormal]

As a homeschool mom, ,this is a concern. I live in a rural county and some of the librarians are still pretty sketchy.