This channel is the best thing the yt algorithm has brought me whole year
@sts251860552 жыл бұрын
It’s hard to find a silver lining when the whole film is SOLID GOLD.
@rubberneckinc.8937 Жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed how you told us things right before the narrator did in a kind of redundant redundancy. I just realized I've been affected by the "neura-laser" as I am constantly angry with poor Robert Z'Dar.
@robertborland5083 Жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed how you told us things right before the narrator did in a kind of redundant redundancy.
@rubberneckinc.8937 Жыл бұрын
@@robertborland5083 👍🏻
@minaverry2 жыл бұрын
2:08 A great performance by Taika Waititi in one of his earliest roles.
@mormormanthenyou2 жыл бұрын
OMG you made me look!
@Pdotta1 Жыл бұрын
I could watch these all day.
@seanledden43972 жыл бұрын
I HATE it when innocent strippers who build weapons of destruction in good faith get killed!
@Sashko_Dee2 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't happen so much if they would finally unionize.
@kaiokendo Жыл бұрын
By mutant cocks
@copperlapislazuli41562 жыл бұрын
Never thought I would say that a fever dream could be filled with unintentional comedic gold.
@ignominioussot5699 Жыл бұрын
Mate, I've been binge watching your channel from recent to past. Great! Someone that reviews B-Movies and puts the record straight. Keep up the good work! Liked and subscribed!
@forestcitytrivia91673 ай бұрын
@2:27 well played, Rob.
@atomicdancer2 жыл бұрын
The narrator's voiceover feels like a less poetic version of the one from 'The Beast of Yucca Flats.' "Joseph Javorski. Respected scientist. Now a fiend. Prowling the wastelands. A prehistoric beast in the nuclear age... Kill. Kill, just to be killing."
@user-zp4ge3yp2o2 жыл бұрын
Flag on the moon...
@arturslunga3415 Жыл бұрын
"A man, murdered.... A woman's purse...."
@ChristianMcAngus Жыл бұрын
The voiceover sounds like The Beast From Yucca Flats. "Press a button...what does it mean?"
@Catonius2 жыл бұрын
had me at space-laser.
@ThreadBomb2 ай бұрын
I love that bored news reporter. It's like she was serving out her last week after being fired.
@jonathanbailey15972 жыл бұрын
"...and suddenly it's a Kung Fu zombie movie!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MarkHarrison-bo3kf2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my wedding.
@ericjourdain892 Жыл бұрын
Haa been a while since I giggled that much at auch a deadpan delivery of movie lines... Simple is best, bravo!
@SosiskaTheHorrible Жыл бұрын
Heavy Robert Stack vibes from the narrator. Brilliant
@CaptainReynolds-flyinspace5 ай бұрын
Boris is Oleg Taktarov a UFC fighter who you may remember as the big guy with machinegun from Predators.
@jesustheres2 жыл бұрын
I looked this up on letterboxd, and there's both a Total Force and an Absolute Force that came out in '97. Most of the same actors are in both in both. Is this the same movie, or did they edit the footage in to 2 films?
@TheBadMovieBible2 жыл бұрын
It seems to be a different movie but perhaps shot at the same time. Unfortunately I've never been able to get hold of it.
@mrjonathanstrange Жыл бұрын
Tubi
@mrjonathanstrange Жыл бұрын
Just finished it. That was possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. There were many questions left unanswered, obviously…one being How Do You Credit The Back of Someone’s Head? Another being Why Do You Need Their Frequency When You Are Literally Talking to Them? I need more info than I can find about this like budget, etc. It couldn’t have cost much. Thank you for the rec. Absolute Force coming up!
@inactiveuser19812 жыл бұрын
It's always amazing to see a movie that seems to be shot by a bunch of failed art students but with somewhat name actors, I mean Richard Lynch is, well was awesome in anything he did.
@mini_skinny02962 жыл бұрын
0:31 Sounds like a Neil Breen movie, only this guy talks faster.
@leewright15 ай бұрын
That narrator is clearly channelling Barrett Caldyron from R.O.T.O.R.
@andrewgwilliam4831 Жыл бұрын
I've not seen the film, but I get the impression from the clips that it's supposed to be a comedy?
@aa11ct92 жыл бұрын
I love this ugly edition, it's everything Battlefield Earth ugly edition wasn't.
@batsnackattack2 жыл бұрын
"He'll be lucky to get a job teaching 5th grade biology!". Ok, well it's not so difficult and not easy either, arguably has some rewards and depending on your school system it could be a reasonably well paying stable middle-class job with decent retirement packages. Take that!
@jorgecarloescobedomunoz62392 жыл бұрын
1996
@ShmuckOnWheels9 ай бұрын
I don't think that Richard Lynch ever appeared in a "good" movie but fuck if he didn't give a good and honest performance in every movie he made, meaning no matter how shitty the film, he never phoned it in and that shows character and respect for the craft and crews of filmmaking.
@dilil345 Жыл бұрын
The narrator sounds like Resident Evil 1 (the game).
@kaiokendo Жыл бұрын
2:20 HOW to Greenlight waititi movies
@AmityvilleFan2 жыл бұрын
Programmable Virtual Reality. The corrupt version.Reprogrammed DNA.
@benugdsen752 жыл бұрын
HOW did they get Timothy Bottoms for this movie? 😮😂
@drdarkeny2 жыл бұрын
Why does TOTAL FORCE look like HEAT VISION AND JACK - only taking itself way too seriously...? 🤔
@mrobert2707 Жыл бұрын
i truly feel for the innocent strippers who built the neurolater in good faith i watched this movie after seeing this review and would recommend doing so. it’s a winner in my book
@JoseBronxRican Жыл бұрын
So many characters had these meat-substitute faces; whazzup with that?
@favoritemustard35422 жыл бұрын
Well, you payed me to be the narrator... ....I'm gonna narrate, dammit! Straight man riff w/o his funny buddies lol
@minaverry2 жыл бұрын
This movie's photography is on par with those drug cartel's beheading videos that appear on the internet from time to time.
@t0xcn2532 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's quite the insult to those beheading movies.
@wimvanderstraeten65212 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Richard Lynch got his characteristic scarred face when he set himself on fire during a drug trip.
@ThisIsTheRoad2 жыл бұрын
That sounds... fun?!?
@MarkHarrison-bo3kf2 жыл бұрын
Happens to the best of us.
@zetetick3952 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he was hanging out with Rich Pryor? :S That's _gotta_ be a 70s free-basing accident! @_@
@noneofyourbusiness46162 жыл бұрын
That was the story he came up with to cover for the embarrassment of getting burned while trying to drink a pot of chocolate fondue.