0:05 Law 0:48 Nina 1:42 King 2:26 Jin 3:08 Paul 4:08 Jack 5:02 Jun 6:09 Xiaouyu 6:59 Lars 7:42 Leroy 8:32 Asuka 8:47 Lili 9:36 Bryan 10:15 Hworang 11:17 Claudio 12:08 Azucena 12:54 Raven 13:46 Leo 14:31 Steve 15:42 Kuma 16:31 Yoshimitsu 16:37 Shaheen 17:19 Dragunov 18:09 Feng 18:48 Panda 19:56 Lee 20:49 Alisa 21:37 Victor 21:44 Zafina 22:35 Reina 23:37 Devil Jin 23:43 Kazuya Like for your main
@Robert-zb2gs11 ай бұрын
Mans put in work on this comment👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@abrahamalviarez587011 ай бұрын
thank u, the stupid uploader cant put tags in his video
@hydra201911 ай бұрын
Ummm also the Lili joke falls flat bc it's pronounced LeeLee
@johnking705411 ай бұрын
As a kazuya main. 🖕🏽 I’m taking my sigma self else where
@aricvinyard11 ай бұрын
Askua mains are MIA between Jun and Reina.
@RandalReid11 ай бұрын
Yoshi mains do not concern themselves with winning. It's all about partying hard.
@demongurrl1311 ай бұрын
The only way to have fun playing Tekken is to play Yoshi and cause mayhem
@MonkeyBobist11 ай бұрын
It's not about winning, it's about ruining someone's day 😂
@hakaishinkaioshintaverz484310 ай бұрын
Frfr i be msking people laugh with it
@LuxuFoo10 ай бұрын
@@MonkeyBobist me with competitive yugioh. 😅🤣🤣
@DecimaDragonoid8 ай бұрын
Let’s give ‘em hell, fellas. Yoshi mains, unite!
@ShmokeJoestar11 ай бұрын
Fun fact Xiaoyu actually speaks Japanese for some reason. Despite being incredibly CHINESE 😂
@Rhekon11 ай бұрын
She got Jin on speed dial and lives in Japan. Hella Chinese though.
@Seoul_Soldier11 ай бұрын
Fun fact: She went to a Japanese school and is surrounded by Japanese people. So she has absolutely no reason (or desire) to speak Mandarin or Cantonese. Feng doesn't speak much, but he does speak Mandarin occasionally. It's not an oversight or anything, seeing as every other character speaks their native language. Xiaoyu speaking Japanese is a key part of her storyline.
@Kinos14111 ай бұрын
Probably grew up in Japan and had to learn the language. She does attend a rich Japanese school.
@user-hardbrain11 ай бұрын
@@Kinos141 born in China but raised/grew up in Japan indeed. If anything, The Tekken team should update her character profile of Nationality from China into China(living/studying in Japan)
@l14m1611 ай бұрын
Not that lars a Swedish character speaks Japanese?
@hownick819511 ай бұрын
I waited 16 minutes 30 seconds to get called a bitch and I laughed with joy.
@I-like_-cats1611 ай бұрын
Your not alone
@JeytotheBe11 ай бұрын
Same🤣
@tilimantu705311 ай бұрын
Straight up
@Zeboki11 ай бұрын
I waited for 21 minutes & 40 seconds to be told the same thing & died laughing.
@sebastianmoscoso940411 ай бұрын
I waited exactly 0 seconds and was suprised to hear 0 comments about 3 bar wifi 🤣
@rukaru11 ай бұрын
I'm dying at the Yoshimitsu comment.
@SupremeDiamondx11 ай бұрын
Bruh I’m crying I was waiting patiently too
@snakelikeme11 ай бұрын
Me to and I main him
@SupremeDiamondx11 ай бұрын
@@snakelikeme me too
@richardooo788411 ай бұрын
We just don't try to win. We try to finnish the fight in a cool way😂
@thehostxo41011 ай бұрын
and the Victor comment……….and the Devil Jin comment🤣🤣🤣🤣
@panthergawwwddd588711 ай бұрын
African American Uzumaki Barrage is gonna be my new gamer tag 😂
@bryankusoo11 ай бұрын
Shit goes hard 😂
@Seattlefan779 ай бұрын
Raven weebs unite! 💀
@KinamOfMyth10 ай бұрын
My actual dumb reasons for my mains: Hwoarng- You saw his model in the arcade for Tekken 5 and thought his spiky hair and goggles made him look like a Digimon protagonist, and spammed his machine gun kicks to get to the final boss with 0 skill. Lili- You saw that her fighting style is "street fighting" and thought you'd be unique by using a character without a traditional martial arts moveset, only to find out all her moves were taken from gymnastics, but got too invested in her combos to change to someone else. Claudio- You waited 9 games (counting tag and tag 2) for us to get a freakin' Italian, and when we finally get one, he has the power of God and anime on his side, and just so happens to have an outfit that slightly resembles that oc you made back in high school.
@ProgressOfTheProcess11 ай бұрын
I will not tolerate this King slander sir. “It’s still real to me!” 😂
@rensten489311 ай бұрын
We getting the tag team out for this one!
@awesomereviews156111 ай бұрын
Catch wrestling is very real though, see what Sakuraba did to the Gracie Family.
@Sup3rJerry11 ай бұрын
wwe might be fake but wrestling is not.
@CoreyPiersonII11 ай бұрын
He was on point with that Mucha lucha one
@eriktharead807111 ай бұрын
Let's see what Lil Majin has to say about that. Lol
@connorsutton874511 ай бұрын
I play Asuka and I legitimately thought there was something in the netcode that disabled mirror matches. Took over 300 matches to run into another one.
@nu447311 ай бұрын
If she's not a new spammy character, or Kazuya / Jin, she ain't being played much. Tekken 8 players love playing poster characters, and Asuka simply ain't one.
@axellyann508511 ай бұрын
@@nu4473 more like the fact they nerfed her so bad in T8 while making Jun a better Asuka.
@graveyardsoil10 ай бұрын
Iv been playing since launch and only ran into 2 asukas 😭 much love. From another asuka player
@Zenress10 ай бұрын
I’ve only played 2 or 3 mirror matches with Asuka and she’s my main lol. It seems she’s not that popular😢
@UmbrellaSound10 ай бұрын
@@Zenressit's due to Jun being so op, therefore being a better Asuka. When balance patches hit Asuka mains who opted for Jun will come back,just you wait
@HeirAndAnimal11 ай бұрын
So basically... You play tekken, then you got problems 💀💀
@sugoi968010 ай бұрын
Sounds about right
@VV-ho8dg5 ай бұрын
Yup
@CyberianWinter11 ай бұрын
Kinda called us Asuka mains out. We're a rare breed, but we're loyal.
@jackie_stones11 ай бұрын
True.
@maxlong2111 ай бұрын
Facts
@erk852011 ай бұрын
yeeeer
@LordryuRevived11 ай бұрын
There are dozens of us!
@Zeroakamega32011 ай бұрын
Asuka main here!
@thebman46811 ай бұрын
Holy fuck that Yoshi comment deadass made me choke on my water
@SupremeDiamondx11 ай бұрын
Aye you got me with the Yoshimitsu one lmfao
@VanFlores-o7z11 ай бұрын
that paul roast was VERY specific. care to elaborate mr black hokage?
@lastlaugh108911 ай бұрын
Showing this to all my Yoshi Main friends
@shadowofthenorthstar98911 ай бұрын
based
@oiyile197111 ай бұрын
Maining Hwoarang is for the power Bottoms 💪
@Calawicious11 ай бұрын
Baybeeeee!
@Ulraspider11 ай бұрын
Who hurt you 😂
@oiyile197111 ай бұрын
@@Ulraspider 😭😭😭
@Kabra201211 ай бұрын
I'll wear my crown on my ass then ig 😂😂😂
@LelandAndroid11 ай бұрын
More like the hwoarang mains smashed you
@MicroEclipse11 ай бұрын
If you play Jun - Calls us boring but then goes into great detail on how crazy we are.
@sugoi968010 ай бұрын
It's exactly how she is. Nice and perfect on the outside. Devil on the down low.
@Sumnikka30511 ай бұрын
I don't play Xiaoyu, but she does indeed speak Japanese. She's obviously Chinese though.
@yelowninja11 ай бұрын
she speak Japanese cuz she went to a Japanese school
@ggrogan11 ай бұрын
idk how a man named “lee chaolan” is japanese 😭😭
@sandy9027211 ай бұрын
heihachi adopted him so it's possible his ethnicity is actually chinese but he grew up and lives in japan (similar to xiaoyu)@@ggrogan
@Triumphv111 ай бұрын
lee is adopted by heihachi and therefore speaks japanese and ling works for heihachi in japan so idk, they chinese but live in jaapan ig so they speak japanese@@ggrogan
@Mebsuta11 ай бұрын
Lars is Swedish and Alisa is Russian, but both speak Japanese also. The entire game revolves around a japanese family, so of course many of the people they know are at or related to Japan.
@Seoul_Soldier11 ай бұрын
Bro legit must routinely get wrecked by Yoshimitsu, Devil Jin and Victor lmao. Anyways, this video is on point. Especially the Alisa mains, I've yet to face one online that didn't have TTV in their damn name.
@5orrowKazama11 ай бұрын
I don’t 😭
@sugoi968010 ай бұрын
He got Psycho crushed LOL
@nora-yc6fi11 ай бұрын
I speak for us Asuka mains when I say we don't exist, our souls have been gone since T6 when our main lost any relevance she could have had, only our bodies remain satiated only by Asuka being playable and that's it
@chrismarubbio740310 ай бұрын
Fucking facts :C
@CherryBombIsPeak11 ай бұрын
As a Victor main it’s completely valid since I got the platinum 1 day after the release by brutally touching my opponents with my knife, gun, and sword
@sugoi968010 ай бұрын
You got the what?
@TruBloodGaming11 ай бұрын
That Xiaoyu one sounded personal. He on dem femboys head!😂
@dannycoburn852811 ай бұрын
I really waited that long for the Yoshimitsu one RIP
@PepsiChan20510 ай бұрын
Bro I expected some comments of how funny or annoying or cool he is , nah he just used simple words xd
@Runitlogistics11 ай бұрын
This video makes me wonder what character this dude plays😂
@YungKuroKami11 ай бұрын
On God 😂😂
@ocean_punk120611 ай бұрын
He's a Steve main
@treehann10 ай бұрын
Gotta be Raven, just look at his username
@ocean_punk120610 ай бұрын
@@treehann Nope.
@neinja664698 ай бұрын
@@ocean_punk1206yes
@jhonmaverick996311 ай бұрын
Got it. Yoshi, Victor and Devil Jin. The boys that run a train on your ass in every PvP and rank match.
@AyudyaKasya11 ай бұрын
I main Victor, my mom mains Yoshimitsu. I guess that makes me a "bitchy son of a bitch" 😂
Me: Laid off in mid January Hokage: Lili mains are unemployed. Me: Guess I play Lili now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Fr0stbyteGamezz11 ай бұрын
Xiaoyu speaks Japanese tho lmfao. Told on yourself there bruh
@lilnightmare1411 ай бұрын
He ain’t have to be so spot on about us Lars mains outside of theater class 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Des_Armoni11 ай бұрын
Yo the yoshimitsu part was WILD i almost choked on my chic fil a bruh 😂
@DopeItsRegg11 ай бұрын
Lmaoooo I ain’t mad at the Yoshi comment, it ain’t easy being Top Opp 😈
@notsxnsei11 ай бұрын
Nokappp
@DopeItsRegg11 ай бұрын
@@notsxnsei Victor is the true Villain of Tekken right now 🤣🤣🤣
@zamza98911 ай бұрын
Crazy how i mained Jin and am the middle child, you said this was jokes😂
@drewwalker405611 ай бұрын
Same. I felt called out 😂
@Seoul_Soldier11 ай бұрын
@@drewwalker4056 Me too, it's okay. There's a lot of us lol
@gamikash749911 ай бұрын
same...
@DirgeTV11 ай бұрын
Bro called me out AND threw in the Gin & Juice (a hood classic).
@TianXiiii11 ай бұрын
…I do like a nice crayon from time to time
@hatsuneelissu59246 ай бұрын
Jin mains are those people that gets everything, all packed in one! decent damage, AND a parry as bonus so they wont cry.
@mooodybluez11 ай бұрын
The yoshimitsu one😭😭😭
@snowmenwithak47s6611 ай бұрын
When you were talking about Nina that sounded personal
@DrunkDudley11 ай бұрын
Asuka fans are still playing Tekken Tag 2 and Tekken 7 and I Swear to GOD 80-90% of them does the counter stance (that parrys mid-highs) at some point after a string when they are minus, and then they keep doing it if they get hit out of it with a knee or elbow that has a follow up hit. ( byran df 2,1 is perfect example of this )
@andrewumana958611 ай бұрын
“Instead of learning Spanish you learned to be annoying” I know a few of those😂
@SinSiete77711 ай бұрын
Apple pro vision on the side of your head lmfao
@pandasharksam359811 ай бұрын
As a guy that has started maining Jin, I’m appalled that you assumed I’m a middle child because you are absolutely correct
@eddiedavis3510 ай бұрын
why did he just attack my personal life as a jin main 😭😭
@moshimoshixiii11 ай бұрын
And here we go with this again lol
@GH88ST_Original11 ай бұрын
this funny as hell...as one who has mained Jin since his appearance in Tekken 3....I am also a middle child....lmfao! (edit) my last comment was before I noticed what you said about Leroy....I also was a huge fan of Dipset in the early 2000's and Leroy is my fourth guy after Devil Jin and Jun....(I also play Palworld and am super organized in my forced labor)....bru how did u do this???? lmfao!!!
@kaylemjoseph872711 ай бұрын
Kazuya for life
@ofanichan10 ай бұрын
The Jun one really went places I did NOT expect that LOL
@TM-rookie11 ай бұрын
Bruh that jun breakdown was the truth. I'm not even offended
@BruBoyz11 ай бұрын
That Kazuya one hit close to home😂😂
@Roxx_1611 ай бұрын
showing no remorse on every character, i love it
@freckargent11 ай бұрын
No lie, one of the best ones yet. Keep it up my guy! 😂
@sakuwantstofight11 ай бұрын
You know what, as a Asuka main. I'll accept irrelevancy
@erk852011 ай бұрын
- Asuka main Hides in corner...
@NoirN3rd10 ай бұрын
Xiaoyu is L I T E R A L L Y speaking Japanese.
@afaneon11 ай бұрын
Being both a Leo and Yoshi main. The Yoshi comment took me out lol 😂😂😂 But damn the Lee roast 😂
@GMT-57511 ай бұрын
I’m a Asuka Main and I’ve made so many people rage quit lol keep underestimating us Asuka mains lol
@sk8teking74511 ай бұрын
Yessir asuka the goat
@Kinos14111 ай бұрын
Paul mains have the best one, as long as they don't get into any fights.
@sugoi968010 ай бұрын
How did he end up losing the fight though lol
@TyroneDismuke11 ай бұрын
Yeah this the best one yet lmaoo. I was crying during my workout
@deafsquid697811 ай бұрын
Afican American uzamaki barrage got me dying💀💀💀
@TwilightAnarchy11 ай бұрын
“Flute lessons in the evenings” At least it explains their passing grades
@brianshaw819511 ай бұрын
As a Victor main. I will not be in the same category as those filthy Yoshi mains
@ObsidianWisdom11 ай бұрын
When you married a Jun but reminisce about the days you were chasing Zafinas... dam!
@allstardumbazz477311 ай бұрын
If you’re a Mokujin, then you are pissed you can’t pick your favorite random select fighter
@gtownforall11 ай бұрын
Bro almost read me like a book on Lars
@cameronpitcher656211 ай бұрын
Patiently waiting for my slander as a Kazuya main
@JustLibbles11 ай бұрын
Waited patiently for the Leo portion. It was fucking perfect 😭
@TillinfinityMultimedia10 ай бұрын
The amount of references used within this video. You sir, continue to be great at what you do. 😂 (And now I have to reevaluate my mains)
@ryanwebb394511 ай бұрын
Claudio is definitley the theatre kid lol
@prodby333_v211 ай бұрын
Came from tik tok to see my main Steve get shit on
@wallofsoundandmusic34511 ай бұрын
Actually xiaoyu doesn't speak chinese in game. She speaks japanese because she was raised in japan.
@bingo2underscores11 ай бұрын
people forget about leo so much their segment was dedicated to a whole other character
@GuardianNewtonTurner11 ай бұрын
I think...you confused Nina with Lili...
@JaevhonDouglas11 ай бұрын
Boi no
@GuardianNewtonTurner11 ай бұрын
@@JaevhonDouglas at least 32 people disagree.
@JaevhonDouglas11 ай бұрын
@@GuardianNewtonTurner It's Still An BOI No Cuz You Are Incorrect
@GuardianNewtonTurner11 ай бұрын
@@JaevhonDouglas I guarantee you, I am not.
@superjumpchump718211 ай бұрын
Easily the corniest video I've seen in a minute
@NINJASAZUKI10 ай бұрын
16:33 was a satisfactory explanation as truer words have never been spoken😂
@nachiggity11 ай бұрын
do not let this man cook ever again
@beanpole_brando10 ай бұрын
yeah this video is probably one of the worst ive ever seen
@Watheverable11 ай бұрын
Wow this is one huge roster of stars, got to get my hands on this Tekken
@UltimateXsusanno20011 ай бұрын
Feng main here! Im currently learning Chinese and also getting the best body shape for him to xD
@HashimotoDatsu11 ай бұрын
I eagerly await a video of you ordering food in Chinese
@UltimateXsusanno20011 ай бұрын
@@HashimotoDatsu And train my body to xD
@mlvlnc11 ай бұрын
As a Kazuya main I completely agree
@roushi136111 ай бұрын
Jin main here and a fit the bill 100% and I feel attacked. 😂
@BIGBEARQUE11 ай бұрын
As a king fan this is but fuck hulk hogan
@BIGBEARQUE11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 funny
@ModelK-890410 ай бұрын
@@BIGBEARQUEI'm a king main, too, but this shit is tragic 💀💀💀
@dabgurlacc845810 ай бұрын
Asuka mains UNITE!
@Lakh_11 ай бұрын
The lee one is TOO true I am the biggest trunks glazer alive
@Mellyvercetti734 ай бұрын
you aint have to disrespect my hygiene like that fam😂😂😂😂
@22lovinalex11 ай бұрын
Basically everyone who plays tekken either gets no bithces or has no social life whatsoever
@MrSOOPERcooper11 ай бұрын
God damn, bro really hates Dragunov
@mrtiggah711 ай бұрын
People who play as Jin are the people who only plays the cover team on Madden
@theblackhokage11 ай бұрын
Facts 🤣
@definitelynotsus696411 ай бұрын
I feel attacked as a Lars main, assuming that I skip leg day
@thenoobzmaster11 ай бұрын
I am a Leroy main and I can confirm, unfortunately I have an irresistible urge to shout "LEEROOOOY JEEEENKIIIINS" after winning a single match. I lose quickly afterwards because people quicly catch on that I either spam B2 or 1+2-1+2-1. i cry evrytiem, buff leroy pls
@briarmason873711 ай бұрын
Started maining Asuka on T7 not that long ago, and i could probably count on one hand the amount of people ive face using her. Got my ass handed to me everytime too. Don't matter to me though, she a bad bitch in my book.
@Uzihikoconnected10 ай бұрын
Facts asuka in T8 is very fun for me
@ruffradikal6666 ай бұрын
2:27 why THE HELL did everything u said about jin feel SO damn relatable? like wtf?
@AYOSLIDE11 ай бұрын
The Lili hate is crazy! 😂😂😂😂 favorite main btw
@angoleiro44411 ай бұрын
lmfao!! show me on the doll where the yoshimitsu player hurt you.....
@slimkillah7611 ай бұрын
The Booker T moment...😂
@yeetlordentertainment393711 ай бұрын
You came for us Law fans RIGHT AWAY man! Funny as shit tho, gg. You missed something though - all Law fans own a set of nunchaku. Whether they can use them is on a case by case basis, but ALL law fans own at least 1 set.
@Sunkhrist4 ай бұрын
12:10 that is definitely not me 😂😂
@MaakuS-5311 ай бұрын
Pre watching: if asuka isn’t something along the lines of you believe tomboys are the true straight man’s choice I will be disappoint. Edit: I’m the asuka fan you’ve been looking for lol
@llj5ll73411 ай бұрын
I can't wait till Eddy drops (my overall main). I'mma need to hear that asap 😂