😂😂😂 definitely had a typo there with Bride instead of Bribe! Although it is a funny thought 😂
@CedarRose78 ай бұрын
Nah, be honest this was a plot leak of the 2nd season of ROP
@TheBrokenSword8 ай бұрын
I couldn’t even rule out that possibility with Amazon 😂
@goforbrokefilmstudios8 ай бұрын
@@TheBrokenSword Well, they already had him try to "put a ring on it" with Guyladriel.
@goforbrokefilmstudios8 ай бұрын
@@CedarRose7 There's a rumor I'm starting that says they're bringing in the writers from Star Trek Discovery.
@winterburden8 ай бұрын
The real ones remember when Sauron tried to be the dwarves' blushing bride.
@carmenplangger94178 ай бұрын
Like Thor?
@footrot178 ай бұрын
Not hairy enough
@derdrein8 ай бұрын
I guess the dwarves didn't take too kindly on the Dark lord's flirtations. And who can blame him after the Rings of Power amorous shenanigans with Galadriel? I can't wait too watch what Tolkien wrote about it.
@briansheets39968 ай бұрын
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@Welverin8 ай бұрын
He couldn’t tell which ones were the women and which were the men. So, he gave up.
@TheBrokenSword8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@ariesstorm95778 ай бұрын
The dwarves turned down Sauron’s marriage proposal? Poor guy
@TheBrokenSword8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ariesstorm95778 ай бұрын
@@TheBrokenSword sorry guys, I couldn’t resist 😅
@danekelly3428 ай бұрын
This comment reminds me of the South Park movie but it’s Sauron instead of satin who’s gettin porked by sadam Hussain 😂
@darrenhargrave98438 ай бұрын
I think the messenger was the Mouth of Sauron.
@greenman61418 ай бұрын
@@danekelly342 So a Saddam Hussein tribute band is either banging a character from ASOIAF or has a fabric fetish. Or both. This hole thred iz getting an inadvertent theem.
@CedarRose78 ай бұрын
The typo gave me a good chuckle
@BalletomaneM8 ай бұрын
I don't think it was a Nazgul because while the bribe was clearly a veiled threat, it wasn't an outright threat and sending a being whose mere presence is terrifying and can severely harm people isn't something Sauron would do at this moment.
@CarolinaPine8 ай бұрын
As someone subject to typos, I am laughing WITH you for the bride for bribe typo.
@TheBrokenSword8 ай бұрын
😂
@BrianEthridge-wg6ko5 ай бұрын
The offer of rings and knowing how much wealth they bring had to be real difficult to resist!!! At least they learn from their mistakes.
@jackkennedy708 ай бұрын
The long dark of Moria, there are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the of the world
@Jayjay-qe6um8 ай бұрын
"Baruk Khazad! Khazad ai-menu!"
@kevinkerr94058 ай бұрын
The Dwarves are upon you.
@davect018 ай бұрын
The Dwarves were not singing the "Put a Ring on it" song
@luciancelestine3378 ай бұрын
I demand an episode where Sauron tries to Bride the dwarves, I believe your subscribers are now owed that.
@Spartan-Of-Truth8 ай бұрын
Take your expectations and shove it.
@IanHeins8 ай бұрын
Nice work dude thanks
@HShravzP8 ай бұрын
Bride or Bribe ?!?
@omahahart8 ай бұрын
Just look for the shorter beards ...then court them
@dddragthetans8 ай бұрын
@@omahahart no because that would be a teenage dwarf 😂
@ravenhill_the_crusader_19688 ай бұрын
i have to say i have the full lord of the rings audio book by recorded books in 1990 read by rob inglis on my computer now and my favourite chapter in the entire book is the council of elrond and one main reason is because of the mystery messenger in the night.
@baystated8 ай бұрын
It surprises me that so may years would pass without news from Balin that the Dwarves of Erebor would not send out their own messangers or scouts to determined their fate.
@MrRjhyt8 ай бұрын
I wonder if the hobbits had an insight into the dark messenger. Who might have looked fairer, and felt fouler. An offer more tempting for aligning with their desires, rather than an openly dark messenger.
@markstott66898 ай бұрын
I always find it amusing when you state, "...we may never know." You ought to say we will never know because unless someone secretly clones JRR in the far future or a Tolkien family member in the future inherits JRR's literary genius and is allowed to continue the writings. Then we will never know. I suppose that the Bodlian may have the odd scrap of paper everyone has missed, but nothing more. 😊❤😊
@adamloverin41258 ай бұрын
Glad I got here early enough to see the typo and resulting posts. Hilarious.
@stevek40708 ай бұрын
If it were me, I'd send a dwarf under the sway of Sauron to meet and give terms to Erebor. Sending an intimidating being like the Mouth of a Nazgul might show the power of Sauron's servants but I don't think it'd really give the dwarves much desire to agree with them.
@j-mc52018 ай бұрын
What a channel!
@random220268 ай бұрын
1:39 to 2:06 4:42 6:22 That egocentric capital 'L', says it all 8:40
@JumpingTomato8 ай бұрын
I think it would have to be the Mouth of Sauron. We can see in the LotR he, or it, is the ones who delivers the bargains Sauron comes up with. That is why it's called that. If Sauron had a proposal for the Drawfs, the Mouth would be the number one pick to deliver Sauronss words, wouldn't he? Nazgûl seems unlikely, they are like the black ops. They complete missions, they don't play arrand boys.
@chrislee38618 ай бұрын
They told him he can “îsh kakhfê ai’d dur-rugnul!”
@55tranquility8 ай бұрын
Sauron pooped his pants when Frodo but the ring on
@footrot178 ай бұрын
In the book did how did they defeat Sauron? It always weirded me out that he didn’t just pick up the ring with his other hand.. also did Sauron wearing physical armour? was that a chosen form or was it manifested?
@CrookedRosePOD8 ай бұрын
Dwarves are my Favorite! GIMLI Dain Durin also the one Dwarven king from the battle of jewels
@ryanwielewski51928 ай бұрын
The Dwarves are the most sturdy race against evil as the seven founding fathers were made when Melkor ruled over Middle Earth, I assume this is why Aule did this, what's so interesting is Aule was creating his invention in secret from the Valar and Maiar, but you can't hide anything from Eru so when Eru asked him why has he done something he knows he cannot do? As at first, the seven dwarves would only move when Aule was focused on them, i often wonder what would of happened if Aule reacted like Melkor when Eru rebuked his folly, would of there been two Dark Lords in open rebellion to Eru and the Valar.
@WidarsHall8 ай бұрын
So there we have it. ❤
@dddragthetans8 ай бұрын
Love me a bearded woman too 😂😂
@MasticinaAkicta8 ай бұрын
A shame none of us were invited to the weddings. But then... I think the humans falling to Sauron was almost expected as the humans would die. And maybe Sauron could offer longer lives. Not to mention the power... But the Dwarves? Bribe them with what? Greedy they might dig deep, and their connection with their past strong leading them yet what would Sauron have to offer? The dwarves have a LONG memory of slights and who the enemy is. They are short to slight and hard to forgive.
@simonmorris42268 ай бұрын
Made to be resistant to domination and magic. Aule s children. Adopted by Eru. Thrown!
@ponedog8 ай бұрын
You say "dwarves's" like you're Gollum.
@TarMody8 ай бұрын
The series (TROP) actually reflected this manipulative feature of Sauron very well. Know the weakness of the target person or group and play on it so that the other person can control it. This story explains very well how Sauron tried to manipulate the dwarves through the weakness of Moria.
@title44458 ай бұрын
I’ve always assumed it was the Mouth that was sent to the dwarves
@bauglir24628 ай бұрын
Sauron was eventually served a subpoena to appear before Capitol Hill ...
@danmoar948 ай бұрын
The messanger was Talion 😂
@PenDreamt8 ай бұрын
Dwarves: Pointy eared princess, real women have beards!
@michaeljones95538 ай бұрын
Moria, absolutely pointless if you can't feed yourself.
@SlideRulePirate8 ай бұрын
I think I rather not know.
@alanmike68838 ай бұрын
Well in DAC the ered Luin dwarves can choose the bribe 😁
@mattbryant49108 ай бұрын
kamul is my guess
@RickyMooreDaniels8 ай бұрын
they need to personal names, only obeisance to Ûnû.
@Pre-op8ut8 ай бұрын
Were the main elves killed?
@ftrujillomunizaga8 ай бұрын
👹💍 👰🏻♂️💅🏻
@morgoth1738 ай бұрын
Video 295
@gandalf47518 ай бұрын
😍😍😍✅✅✅✅
@greenman61418 ай бұрын
This would be improved a great deal by turning down the vocab knob 50% There are times it makes no sense. Generally speaking, less is more. The famous rule of editing is Kill Your Darlings. If you think something sounds clever. Editing it out