JUST SAYIN' with Justin Martindale - Episode 87 - Worthy Walmart Greeter w/ Leslie Jones

This week Justin welcomes Leslie Jones to the show. It's a big week for books! Leslie's memoir, Leslie F*ucking Jones, is now available, the A lister reading Britney's audiobook has been revealed, Jada Pinkett Smith is putting everyone's business out there, Madonna is back and much more!
Then Astrologist Kyle Thomas joins to get into Leslie's birth chart!
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00:00:00 Welcome Leslie Jones!
00:04:21 Ghost Busting
00:19:48 Madonna's Celebration Tour
00:24:06 SNL
00:26:48 The Comedy Store
00:31:41 Jada Pinkett Smith
00:37:35 "Found" $5,000
00:44:32 Drag Isn't Dangerous
00:47:37 Living in an Abandoned Hospital
00:52:13 Kyle Thomas reads Leslie's Chart
01:14:36 Thank you Leslie Jones!

[@vargasfamily282]

I want Leslie Jones to be happy. Leslie Jones uses her powers for good. The world will be a better place. ✨♥️✨

[@maddiesmusings]

Love love love Leslie and LOVE the new set and lighting. So proud of you Justin! Can’t wait to see what the future continues to bring🫶🏼✨✨

[@thevilaemina]

Yessss Justin you’re getting such fantastic guests!!! Leslie is one of the funniest humans alive, LOVE! 💕 💕💕

[@warwickwinterbach6072]

❤Loved todays episode - Lesley is batshit crazy and I adored every second of it - Please invite her again soon

[@EbonynoIvory]

Leslie: I'm not a swimming pool person I don't do booty water. Justin: you're swimming in a bidet 😭🤣💀

[@laurareck4149]

My husband call the cooler water ...dick water... cause everybody reaching in there has had their dick in their hand 😂😂😂

[@mieldor76]

Leslie Motha'Fkn Icon Jones!!!!❤ She is a comedy beast!!!!

[@iamnearnothing]

American Horror Story: The Comedy Store.

[@boomer891]

Best decision he made was to leave Heather. She is so absorbed in her own success she would mute anyone that would outshine her and she made sure she did.

[@sweetest247]

100%

[@iamsyn1246]

100 percent agree

[@DOCDOCFLAMINGOS]

Ummmmm Hi....... I don't know the context in regards to the comment... Would be great if anyone can provide some of that for me!!??...... Thanx.

[@alexanderh9878]

I miss the 2 of them together !

[@bwell6941]

🤷🏽‍♀️…

[@gauravvikalp]

Leslie is so enjoyable and funny to watch

[@ARareAndDifferentTune1313]

Ughh LOVE Leslie!!! “I done punked the fuck outta my ghosts” 😂😂 This is such a great pod, Justin is so damn quick with it and vibes so well with every guest. Charisma off the charts!! Edit to add: yinz two are lookin gorge!!

[@brittanioliver9000]

“Do you want a motha fing cookie?” I love Leslie!!

[@el6777]

I love Justin and I love Les. Both of them together is too much!! Love them together !!!The energy is 💥💥💥

[@kristendefab]

Leslie is a total vibe. ❤

[@lehmanxo]

Literally all of Ms Jones’ tees are dope, always

[@vanessawhitneypro]

Love Your show, Justin & LOVE Leslie Jones!

[@Vexiarla]

omg obsessed with Leslie! shes so effortlessly funny and I love how animated she is when shes speaking

[@francis2fly]

PREACH Leslie! Love Leslie!

[@MoonDoggieAngel13]

Bringing joy & laughs to my week, great episode!

[@argieguth]

I listened to this episode on Spotify last night while driving and I was DYING to see the video!!! Leslie saying "Chingaaaao" lmao. Please let us know how the date went Leslie! You guys made my day for sure!

[@jennhansonxlove]

Always makes me so happy to see a Just Sayin episode pop up on my feed 🥰

[@shinkenhakkyoken8655]

Justin's haircut is FRESH 🤩🤩🤩

[@mmcoe]

Okay Minister Jones! PREACH

[@abuelitaamanda4207]

Thank you for another great episode❤️

[@sweetest247]

Justin (I have a son Justin) Do you ever read these comments? Watched lengthy interview w Jada today. Love Leslie so much. Bad ass! 😊

[@NayNaySayersX]

💜✨💜

[@putrimeita]

Justin, you’re F’ing amazing, and Leslie, we need more and more of you

[@SaladVP]

I am cracking up. I can't even. I never knew how hilarious they both really are.

[@lehmanxo]

Great episode!🎉

[@Shondelisa]

I have been giggling through this entire episode, bless this duo

[@dawnykz7452]

Day MADE !"great episode! Belly laughs!!!

[@yanomanches1375]

I remember the first time I saw one of leslies standup specials a long time ago. She was SO good 🔥

[@vanessamartinez6288]

Not the Walmart greeter! 💀😂

[@daniellemorrissey4439]

Leslie Fucking Jones is the BEST!! Another great show. Thank you Justin and co. 🤣

[@susanelizabeth30]

Awesome episode! Leslie is always hilarious

[@traceyrusso9655]

So great.

[@peggyliu8381]

protect Leslie Jordan at all costs!

[@PizzaVoodoo]

❤❤❤

[@pounceroreo]

This deserves so many more views!!!

[@slaponasmile]

😂😆😅

[@pauli7457]

Thank you! 💖😘💕

[@dianallamas7135]

I became a ghost during the "washing a**" segment. And how Justin is just buried in his mug. 🤣🤣🤣 And "greeters at Walmart" oh lawdy, I needed this laugh. Thanks Leslie. You really are the baddest bish out there and God bless you for making us laugh. I don't care if some people out there don't find you funny because I do and thank you. I'd definitely would love to have someone like you in my corner.A murderous bad bish with a genuine heart.

[@laurareck4149]

THE SAHARA 😂😂😂😂

[@kojayeoja]

I love her. Besides believing in ghosts, she keeps it so real. lol

[@Cheyscrochetshop]

I found money in my own laundry and made sure no one in my house lost it 😂

[@dellila9301]

Lmao This episode

[@aktemples]

Love her so much.

[@perfumedelight66]

I love Leslie Jones ❤😂😂😂

[@FitforLife2024]

My pool is ruined for me!😂😭😂

[@danavila04]

I love her!!! I need friends like her 😂 she would read me to filth…

[@blh.]

great job! this was not on my bingo card this combination of justin and leslie!!! you guys have such great banter together!!! oh and where can i order that shirt about whose... i need to.... to get a ... 😂😂

[@ayche.dee23]

GOD PLEAAAAAAASE HAVE HER BACK!!! Since that other show a couple weeks ago w you her and Elanor... (MY GOD funnyyyy) my laugh has not been so damn deep. Love this beautiful soul moon child woman

[@edgrlll_]

Justin you are such a cutie! I love your show & the guest you have on. You guys always make laugh!! Thank you ♥️🫶🏼✨

[@kelsonl6084]

When Leslie went off around 45:00, damn she needs to get her own show. She won’t cus she’s saying things networks can’t handle but maybe a smaller company would back it

[@mnrvaxo]

My fave episode ♥

[@jessishortcakeyoutube]

Leslie's earings! 👍🏻 She also hits a lot of great points. Great show Justin! I was thoroughly entertained. 👏👏👏

[@annaej2140]

Yes Leslie! Make money of your happiness! Find joy every day, it’s up to you to find your happiness❤ Thank you for making my morning ❤

[@sarahmitchell5206]

31:45 for the Jada comment...

[@laurareck4149]

Can I hang out with u 2 PLEASE !! HILARIOUS !!

[@kalisa0835]

Best hour+ that I’ve listened to in a long time 😂😂😂! When Justin got up and left…. 😂

[@andreaellerbeee]

Justin literally the only podcast i don't have to put on 1.75 or 2 x's speed!

[@CarolCreates]

51:22 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Kristynmichellefletcher]

I love Leslie ❤yes!

[@lehmanxo]

Time to make $ off happiness ❤

[@gabriellesherman8115]

This was the funniest hour of my life.

[@mariaalards6465]

Love the hair Justin 💕

[@DK-op3ri]

Great Show. Looking Good Y'all

[@icemeoutlikeelsa]

Leslie is perfect for a show discussing current topics, she'd be great on The View as a permanent host

[@lightworks3172]

I heard "fart" the first time too!

[@vanessawhitneypro]

🙋🏻‍♀️

[@carolineoram5113]

❤❤

[@LaNoisette]

Leslie is my antidepressant

[@Heywoodjablowme420]

This was great!

[@garyroberts1561]

Alien porn! I’m dying here!😂😂😂

[@silaszephyr]

This podcast makes me so happy ❤

[@SNOW.YOUTUBE]

This was hilarious 😂

[@leeshaolivier9298]

Make $ of Happiness! Yes!

[@brittlebricks10]

I'm gonna watch this episode over and over and over

[@sylviawoods6650]

Leslie and justice compliment each other’s comedic rhythm. She’s wild! Hope she finds her man!😊 1:15:18

[@mida2202]

1. I appreciate the talent. I appreciate the share. Thank you. 2. My opinion on the Chris Rock, Jada Smith, Will Smith situation: Chris Rock called Jada and ask her out romantically while she was married to Will Smith. Gross. Next, Chris Rock stood at a public event insulting the woman, who rejected him romantically, when he called her specifically to date her, while married to Will. Again, gross. Chris Rock had consequences, and I don't like his actions. We can disagree, and violence is not the way to go, although I think Chris Rock got off easy given his actions. Which had consequences. 3. I appreciate that we can disagree on stuff. You're both so talented and funny, I'll keep watching. Thank you so much.

[@call-me-C]

💜🤣🔥🤣💜

[@brittallan3389]

This is the funniest shit ever 😂

[@maxhern503]

lol, funniest shit ever omg.

[@alicebazdikian1784]

I miss you so much on juicy scoop Justin, you kept me going

[@lehmanxo]

And Judy needs to get a boyfriend Lolol

[@leahb1233]

This was too much. I miss Justin and John's banter!

[@powresitta]

Free PALESTINE 🇸🇩🇸🇩🇸🇩🇸🇩

[@MuddyGrace]

❤😂😂🔥🔥LOVE THIS EPISODE 🎉🎉🎉LOVE LESLIE❤❤❤😂🙌🫶🏼

[@carynmartin6053]

I adore Leslie Jones!🎉❤😊 She actually replied to my compliment on her performance on Last Comic Standing back around 7-8 years ago!❤🎉😂😊

[@garywalker5636]

Hey Justin thanks for another great show you and Leslie are great together. Also, had to rewind to take another look at your legs, looking good man!!!!!

[@Heywoodjablowme420]

As a Virgo I feel Leslie when talking about Geminis...ive had enough of them and they just keep at me🤦

[@GlobalPsybreaksOfficial]

LESLIE. I'm an atheist, but I thank god for blessing this earth with you. This bitch gonna ALWAYS deliver the funny. You are amazing.

[@jypsy8499]

Good God I felt bad for the astrologer guy. *awkward*

[@VladdyDaddy1234]

I didn't! All this mambo-jumbo, and she was asking for straight answers... 😂

[@jypsy8499]

@@VladdyDaddy1234 maybe if he coulda got a word in without being screamed at lmao

[@VladdyDaddy1234]

@@jypsy8499 yeah, but she is full of chaotic energy, I'd rather listen to her than all this 'Mars in Saturn ascending' nonsense...

[@jypsy8499]

@@VladdyDaddy1234 I don't disagree with you on that , lol!

[@antagard66]

I have to watch this twice. 😂😎 "Boo. You Whore." 👻

[@talitha877]

Not the alien porn lmbo

[@LoddyDah]

"...you know better...real talk...don't be an asshole..." 🙌

[@greatbritten]

🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

[@VladdyDaddy1234]

I'm happy that she just bulldozed that astrology guy... just saying...

[@genxeratl]

Are we just going to not talk about 'ol psychic gurl wearing a HARNESS on camera in public like that? Go ahead and put that all out there - good for you

[@lisamarie15]

HaHa Tupac effing jada😒☹️😂

[@areeko]

Justin p[lease post a short of you and Leslie about a 42:48 Stop the Sadness!

[@CarolCreates]

First time watching Justin’s channel. I’ve seen him on Juicy Scoop. I don’t know of Leslie. He’s hilarious ‼️ 🤣 😂🤣