The Best of Roy Wood Jr. - Activism Boxes, Toys “R” Us & CP Time | The Daily Show

[@mounikakulkarni119]

That black woman in the cafe! Awww, that really made her day!!

[@peterpretzington9669]

The guy had black hands???

[@luisarcelay5016]

@@peterpretzington9669 Uhhhh, no.

[@typacsk]

That part had me cry-laughing.

[@B01]

Made mine too! So wholesome

[@iCGreen_]

This man is a black national treasure.

[@TheSuzberry]

Carlton Banks ... he’s a National Treasure. Period.

[@audybharksuwana2041]

Screw you guys, he's World Heritage level :P

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

He is a Comedic National Treasure who happens to be black!

[@jackiemontrose1279]

Suzanne Berry no one asked

[@EternalResonance]

1:50 Question: at what temperature do you deep fry catfish?

[@YTNFSCC]

"Because Guns make people safe! That's why we didnt bring them today!" - this will go down in history as the best thing that ever happened. Period.

[@hazukichanx408]

It's almost as if some tiny part of them, and their organizers, actually *knows* it doesn't make sense for everyone to have a gun... and they just all keep pretending because it's the done thing in their sub-culture of gun enthusiasts. Which is as sad as all those kids spending their youth pretending they're just like each other and then having identity crises around age 20-something when they realize they forgot to develop a personality of their own. =_=;;;

[@MojoBonzo]

@@hazukichanx408 tbf though its one thing to support gun ownership, and its another to open carry...

[@badumpsh2044]

Calm down black people aren't that important

[@badumpsh2044]

They're treated better than mexicans

[@JoaoSantos-lv4rc]

It took nerve. It was a total Borat move.

[@jonathanbrown1405]

I died when he opened that door and told bruh to come on to freedom....hilarious

[@dannyezechukwu1175]

Likewise 😂

[@AiNEntertainment101]

"I'm talkin' about the ones with a roof." Damn, that's what I call a punchline - I'm DYING here! 🤣🤣🤣

[@couldbahappychic1217]

That was harsh and funny

[@sarkastikleader4708]

Roy Wood Jr is a national treasure

[@jude2378]

yes, he is!!!

[@truthseekeralways7050]

Correct ❤️👍🏼

[@ericbland2]

Love this guy. =)

[@ericbland2]

You know Trevor Noah looked for the funniest black guy he could find that wasn't getting the attention he deserved and found Roy Wood Jr.

[@francilliabenjamin]

And should be protected at all cost!!!

[@RicardoPetinga]

"That's between you and your white Jesus" Omfg hahahaha! Brilliant!

[@ragantate3995]

😅

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986]

When that guy actually bought the two ladies coffee 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏 I wish I had been there! I love coffee too!😂😂😂

[@Garibaldirojo]

You didnt miss out! Tomorrow you can just guilt anyone into buying you coffee to compensate for what their ancestors did to yours. Change your ethinicity everyday and you will never pay for coffee again!

[@harshkumarf4379]

@@Garibaldirojo what would white people use to get a coffee ??

[@Garibaldirojo]

@@harshkumarf4379 white-skinned encompasses a ridiculous amount of cultures and geography so white on white injustice and oppression doesn’t count? Tell that to polish families ripped apart by nazis and Russians over the last century for example. That Russian barista in Oakland’s ancestors owe his customer’s polish ancestors the country of Columbia not just a coffee

[@HyJENNist]

“That’s between you and your white Jesus.” 5:26 😂😂😂

[@DaveWraptastic]

Those hags are seriously racist. What a horrible concept and what horrible people.

[@HyJENNist]

HandjesBreda, Go pray to White Jesus about it! 🙌🏾🙏🏾🙌🏾

[@DaveWraptastic]

Go be racist somewhere else.

[@Kate-ll9qo]

HandjesBreda Bruh it’s the subscribers fault for buying it 😂

[@HyJENNist]

HandjesBreda is just upset that his white Jesus has no power here. ✨💁🏾‍♀️✨

[@Phoenix-hw6dw]

They call it the best of Roy Wood Jr. I call it the best of the best

[@dwightgentry3854]

Phoenixplayz 2555 best thing I've watched all day

[@Razatanx7]

Even the best of him is not as funny as the rest of him.

[@rofidganteng1]

god damn it.. this BLACK BLACKITY BLACKEST are soo damn hilarious... laugh soo hard..

[@Corneilus1]

"Hey...come on to freedom." Still laughing!!!

[@mickeysmyspiritanimal223]

I love Roy!! 😂🤗😘🤣

[@jairuskersey8311]

Me too.

[@antihero105]

"I learned today that guns make people safe- Which is why we didn't bring our guns today because we understand that.." *ROTFL*

[@pepkwamyandu1714]

😂😂😂😂😂Safety issues🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jocelynjohnston8257]

Is that Danny McBride?😀😀

[@lazyperfectionist1]

"I want a tank because I should be equally armed with whatever the Government has." Oh. Well then you also want a few fighter jets, a few bomber jets, an entire carrier battle group, an entire nuclear arsenal, an intelligence network, a satellite communications network, a network of military bases... and several other things that don't come to find for me just now. You're also going to need the budget to _maintain_ all this. This goes way beyond a _tank._

[@thecyberninja2708]

he probably wants to fight the whole world by his own

[@BreedofDMC6669]

Thy irony is that tanks aren't illegal. You can own one. And they're pretty cheap.

[@Macluny]

well, according to the intent of the u.s founders he is not wrong. AR-15's will not win against a tank. but i will laugh my ass off when the senate approves of '2nd amendment-care'. or they can stay hypocrites!

[@bruh-bg5gs]

I'm a Trump supporters therefore I want my assortment of WMD's including hydrogen bombs mounted on ballistic missiles. Also I want my food stamps, medicare/medicaid(Socialist health care) and lower taxes! (This is sarcasm aimed at the MAGA cult)

[@firstmkb]

I want a free tank too, and a battleship with 16" guns (and an old island for target practice). I'd like a fighter jet too, but know that I'd break it pretty quickly, and be sad.

[@lordknight7482]

So instead of admitting that you are wrong, they double down and say its an even bigger conspiracy. Too Stupid.

[@AA123TD]

Lord Knight That is the GOP today

[@hazukichanx408]

"Ummm... so... okay, the thing you just mentioned blows my entire premise out of the water... so I'm gonna say 'Big-ass conspiracy', only explanation." These people have such obvious amounts of intelligence and perception! ...Obviously... ... ...absent.

[@senojlamaj9804]

a new day was actors so he went to the school to shoot up the actors and then when it was publicized the government had to cover it up so they said that it was a typical school shooting when really he was talkin the actors who was acting in the school who was getting trained to get shot anyway so they can fake their deaths and keep living their lives in a bunch of bullshit😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@etsilverman3937]

Hey at least she felt like she had to give that one a think?

[@Charlie_Crown]

@@etsilverman3937 if she'd had a brain to think with. Jesus, they must be putting something in the water, now there's a conspiracy theory, stupid water 😂😂😂

[@kelly2fly]

“That’s between you and your White Jesus” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@BlacMagic.]

Phoenix Uprising 🙌🏾

[@DonnyRay]

If Roy is leaving it just means he's got a bigger stage opportunity. Keep it movin brotha 💯📈

[@DanceDre]

"Ask them how they want their Slavery coffee" YOOOOOOOOOO

[@TheGalsenn]

lol this she didn't say but said reparation coffee instead

[@jisungjeong3027]

I don't need teachers with guns if my teacher can barely work a computer

[@lmsytranscript]

I'm a teacher and we only want to be armed with more resources, restroom breaka, planning time, money, and less students in our classes.

[@fukurfeelings9711]

Your Favorite History Teacher My mom is a teacher as well. It boggles my mind that our government would propose arming teachers when they won’t even consider paying them a reasonable, livable wage. This country is really 20 years behind the rest of the world.

[@TheKrazysexykool]

Logical

[@intuitionz1198]

these gun-toting morons believe that teachers can teach anything,point of wanting to rid us of public schools, and yet they think it's a good idea to give them a gun 🤔 it's kind of like being sort of 🤰 😂

[@wsironda]

I was dying when he said that's why you didn't bring your gun here.. which is true. But white man doesn't understand that. SMH

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

Last time *Best of Hassan Minaj* Next Day: Hassan Left Today: *Best of Roy Wood Jr.* *I am afraid for Tomorrow*

[@headlight31]

Aditya Waghmare please No.

[@Inamichan]

IF ROY LEAVES I RIOT!!

[@haitileblanc3075]

He’s still there

[@icyi05]

Roy always crack me up

[@KategariYami]

Did that gun guy just say a teacher needs to pass a background check? Did he unironically say that???

[@sharondalewis1620]

Right, like that's not already a requirement to actually BE a teacher lol

[@jocelynjohnston8257]

He did. What do you expect from Trumpsters?

[@neomasetlane5844]

Roy: this is the match, that all the cameras should be at... whites: wooo! Roy: I've learned today that guns make people safe... whites: yea!, whoo! Roy: which is why we didnt bring our guns today, because we understand that... Whites: *silence, head cranking, Pythagoras rules applying*

[@treblebat]

Clear backpacks because everyone wants to see your AP chem notes and box of tampons

[@suzawilo]

Not to mention your possible medication 🤔

[@dndub2595]

Fr I have gum but I don’t want anybody seeing it.

[@astoerbrauck]

Roy's my absolutely favourite within the Daily Show!

[@beachlover9705]

Love the way he's gets them going .Roy just leans into the crazy with them like he's really feeling that BS 😂🤣

[@girliejax]

I cannot with Roy 😂 He's a whole mood 😂

[@artonwu4023]

This looks like something straight out of SNL

[@mannyismood8187]

Yeah I thought it was at first

[@namafarm]

Roy is better timed and funnier than most of 2018 SNL cast

[@smokescreen4]

Arthur O u gave snl way too much credit

[@allenrobinson7602]

Arthur O SNL could ONLY HOPE to be THIS entertaining AND Funny!!! 😂😳🤔🤔🤔

[@thebucketmanj8525]

SNL not even funny.

[@39jmendoza]

She said she a cage fighter😂😂😂😂

[@jackiehughes414gpg]

I believe her!! Lol 😁

[@fukurfeelings9711]

Unfortunately, I was not even a little bit surprised.

[@supernpstr]

NOOOOO IS ROY LEAVING AS WELL?!?!? HASAN was right daily show is an internship for Netflix

[@goofeybutreal4398]

Cage fighting in schools?! Crisis actors?! This is a new kind of stupid. 🤣 🤣

[@pepkwamyandu1714]

😂😂😂😂😂Special kinda stupid 🤣🤣🤣

[@ngalahansel6066]

The one about guns made me laugh hard. They are pushing for gun ownership but ironically didn't bring their own guns to the rally because of "safety concerns".That's so hilarious.

[@BergenDev]

Loved the part about guns and "as long as they pass a background check" ...Is that not the thing they are against?

[@Murchlives]

No, many gun owners are in favor of background checks, they are against the so-called "universal background checks"...very big difference.

[@georgaseebalack6003]

@@Murchlives ? i'm ignorant on the subject (don't live in the US). can you enlighten me on the difference?

[@tarledamanley2832]

@@georgaseebalack6003 I live in the U.S. and don't understand the opposition of universal background checks🤷🏾‍♀️

[@whatabouttheearth]

No, not all of them. Only some, opinions vary. Were all individuals aren't we? And the founding fathers thought that if absolutely everyone worldwide was armed (most thought "all free people", Thomas Paine thought ALL people) than a government could never oppress the people again. You gotta think of the context, they just defeated the biggest empire on earth and they were super fucking paranoid, their whole mindset was revolution when the first 10 amendments of the Bill of Rights was written. So, yes they would of supported more than the AR15 for EVERYONE.

[@BeccasaurousRex270]

@@whatabouttheearth they didn’t support slaves or natives being armed, so no the founding fathers didn’t believe everyone should have guns.

[@shannonluster5083]

Roy Wood Jr. makes me laugh so hard my sides hurt

[@xXxPetenTronxXx]

"Don't do drugs. You won't be nothing." "I can be mayor"

[@skelagyook5662]

Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto, also smoked crack (and was also caught on video) .

[@thall100k]

Chris Rock

[@monessa718]

Roy is a GENIUS!!! Love you Roy!!!😘✊🏾❤

[@zerovod4150]

"Don't clap, [a child]'s expensive." Priceless

[@SHEGO-HARD]

03:04 IS THE BEST RESPONSE HANDS DOWN!! "EHH! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM???"

[@theeantichrist875]

That lady in the coffee shop and that scene was awesome. She was such a good sport. That is so not necessary but it made those folks day. Beautiful!

[@KyuubiNoodleBear]

Damn Roy is great! When he tells a joke it's always on point.

[@losaface4]

Roy Wood videos are some of the greatest videos I have ever seen in my entire life

[@Polygon100]

He is hilarious! How can he stay that serious at the pro gun demo?

[@whatabouttheearth]

Because its very serious. Ps: not all left wingers are against the 2nd Ammendment

[@Yoder023]

The things he said at the NRA gun rally were some of the funniest things and reactions I've seen and heard in years

[@TheClickbaiterA]

*100 DOLLARS?! WTF*

[@CandieP]

Right. 🤣🤣

[@Resinball1983]

No shit.. maybe $10 but definitely not $100

[@APirateNamedJohn]

White Guilt is ridiculous.

[@APirateNamedJohn]

They gave away 60,000 and kept 40,000. Fuck those shysters.

[@APirateNamedJohn]

@ganymedeIV4 for real.

[@IdowuIbrahim]

I hope Roy ain't leaving yet

[@normalhuman5603]

“ Pay us what you owe us” Quote of my life

[@heyysimone]

"dont clap, its expensive" hahaha

[@connectedone2343]

"Drive thru" for dropping the kids off🤣😂...luv this guy!

[@stephaniethomas2223]

I PRAY ROY WOOD BE THE DAILY SHOW HOST!!!!!!

[@TheSuzberry]

This is only 20- minutes? Should be much longer.

[@galemiller7422]

This guy cracks me up! I love the way he talks and his expressions! 😂

[@lucylawlessrules]

The Best of Roy Wood Jr. video should be an hour long

[@endofdiscussion3003]

"I'm talking about the one's with a roof" 😂😂😂

[@melodiousramblings8470]

I need this to be a reoccurring bit!! I love it so much!

[@Kurdishpower1]

“What kind of toy store has a liquor license!? One that’s not in bankruptcy”🤣🤣🤣

[@SutapaBhattacharyaKolkata]

Is Roy leaving? :( Well he deserves his own show.

[@supergluehotty]

Cp time but less gimmicky.

[@soth1sol]

keep the mustache tho

[@VenomtheOne]

yeah, a show where white people get insulted 98% of the time.

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

Yep, good stuff! Hilarious stuff! 😁

[@TattedIrishxxx]

VenomtheOne hell yes... and I’m white!

[@robotetanus]

Roy is the man! The off the cuff lines he comes up with in some of these interviews is pure talent!

[@rennysonkay580]

Hold up? Is Roy actually funnier than Trevor???!!>??^%?

[@williamj.s.rodriguez4761]

Its always that one side character thats is more funnier than the main

[@apollovansciver9356]

Those two women in the coffee shop were losing it 😂 oh my god that segment was so funny.

[@mistresskeke]

I can't believe that white lady was just straight taking orders! 😂😂😂

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

Ahahaha Haha,hahaha! 😂

[@kosmaslemo]

@ 2:22 what roy says up to "appartment" is absolutely in sync with the background music and its gooood!

[@getdunkedon3956]

Tell me Roy doesn't look like a young Stanley from the Office

[@MrSimonj1970]

A very talented comedian, so quick-witted and his timing is absolutely superb!

[@felixhill2186]

I love this video

[@DreamsAreLies]

Sweet baby Jesus, I’ve never laughed and cried in one segmented blip in time. Very well put together and presented. Dig.

[@newtonnewton3551]

i held it together, UNTIL he said, "Barry was re-elected with ratings higher than he was" lollll

[@fightbackphonescams2682]

Roy Wood Jr. is the best and funniest on the Daily Show!

[@lastgreatest7821]

Roy Wood Jr. Is so funny 😂.

[@giejin6776]

"Pay us what you owe us." DAMN 😭💜👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@nativelatinosfooktrump5348]

I'm like a smart person i know the biggest words believe me im a very stable genius

[@thesoundsmith]

That'\ IS where he belongs - a stable..

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

David Kempton, TeeHeeHee! 🐎 😁

[@hazukichanx408]

+David Kempton - While this is obviously a very complex problem with no clear solutions... speaking as a horse, I sadly cannot endorse this lodging arrangement. Surely there are pigsties or perhaps silage containers where he might be more harmoniously accommodated?

[@TattedIrishxxx]

The Best words.... also I think Ivanka and I have sex in common.

[@Eurisko229]

Hannah T 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🥴🥴🥴

[@ericbland2]

Haha this is such a great video. We need to talk about this stuff. And Roy is GREAT and making it easier to talk about.. cause we're all laughing together..

[@latoyamatson6197]

This is hilarious!!! Lol I'm too bored during this virus.

[@MikeJones-tk4hz]

Safety pin box is the single best scam I've ever seen. Kudos ladies well done.

[@papercrown212]

OH HELL NO!! IS HE LEAVING TOO???

[@kwitseo]

Whi-Winter Olympics, cracked me up. 😂

[@robertdunay4499]

Nooo don't leave us with Michael Kosta

[@supergluehotty]

He does have good charts.

[@soth1sol]

he's awesome. but the best that's ever been (w/trevor noah) is still an active correspondent. don't worry. ronny chieng's got you.

[@atyj1]

He's pretty good?

[@frankeight6555]

soth1 sol true!

[@kroganpopy9206]

Makes me wish that I was in Helena that day. Then I could have seen Roy, but I was in Great Falls. Damn it! Missed out opportunity.

[@bernlin2000]

One of my all-time favorite correspondents on the Daily Show, and I'm always going to be biased towards Jon's version of the show (I was in college when it was popular). Roy has such a great, complex understanding of all sorts of issues, not just those affecting people of color.

[@duaneanderson9492]

Roy Wood jr. is so cool, smart funny and on point.

[@SarahScofield94941]

I don't think this was the best of Roy Wood Jr ... I've seen better and funnier segments of his. Like the confederate statues, white supremacist , Steve Harvey's ... but he's cool though, he never disappoints when he's on the show ^_^

[@AA123TD]

Sîhêm Nôûr-Elhouda yeah that white supremacist skit was hilarious

[@BKuhl-lm4dx]

The first part was just "wow!" @the statement "I care if their credit cards cleared."

[@BB-rj7vb]

Nice from Roy wood jr😂😂😂😂

[@augustzambia6858]

It's like the best day ever. She was so happy

[@BOTLHE95]

Is Roy leaving aswell?

[@uniquelyunique1]

Roy

[@tennisdude52278]

BOTLHE95 as well*

[@Ahmad_9134]

Dont jinx it bruh!

[@soth1sol]

yes

[@chelledezeer7261]

Roy you are so underrated! You always make me laugh, keep doing you!!! ❤✌🏽😆

[@githudd]

Pay us what you owe us, put that on a t-shirt and sell them for ten bucks.

[@christelheadington1136]

Can't afford it, spending my money on a Roy Wood nightgown.

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

Christel Headington, Ahahaha! 😄

[@lewid019]

Hate to tell you but white women have gained the most out of that bill. As have other groups. Blacks are the last out of the ones who benefit from it.

[@Mochie418]

For an additional $100, the extra value package will throw in an additional T-shirt that includes reparation certification for your colored friends to show you care

[@OneBadAssMoMo]

Most excellent points about school shootings I've ever heard.

[@namafarm]

"Early to Bed, Early to Rise Up".. Hey Roy, how much is that Civil Rights Nightgown?

[@aliciag.8618]

This is tge funniest comment.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christianneforman40]

Omg I'm rolling laughing out loud!!!!Great actor/comedian!

[@bamse1618]

That Nicholas Cruz comment shows the mentality of these people. Stop watching InfoWars and believing all what you hear.

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

6:21 the guy who said he should equally be equipped with what the government has is absolutely bonkers. 😂😂

[@crossemily]

Please tell me Roy's not leaving!! I love him!

[@soth1sol]

he's not dying...

[@eartianwerewolf]

'sorry for Lalaland ' 😂😂😂

[@Bellab1x1y1z]

"Don't Touch my Hair" in my Solonge voice lol

[@emmanuelwamala1847]

''I want a tank.....'' Now that was rib cracking 😂😂😂😂

[@indigoesagain]

that white lady was trying so hard to be better, I loved that segment. I was a little disheartened for the founders of "the safety pin box" only being about the money.

[@carmendebenedictis-larue6250]

As a black woman this comment made me laugh. The money is going to black women, that's the purpose of it and the betterment of the white people is on them, it's tangential. It's not those women's job to make people do the work or worry about whether or not they do it. If they don't want to do the work, at least something good can still come from it, and if they do the work that's awesome and only doubles the positive impact. It's not the black women's job to worry about if they actually want to do the improvement.l, if they just want to pretend or to make themselves feel good, those women still can make positive change. The money is directly going to something good. It's a win. Being disheartened is ridiculous.

[@indigoesagain]

@@carmendebenedictis-larue6250 I had to rewatch this, as hopefully I've grown since then. I think I was just more impressed with the joy of the cafe scene and "disheartened" at the vibe of making money off an exercise sheet but not caring about doing the exercises, but now I realize that Jane Fonda is a millionaire and we still have an American obesity problem . I'm fairly sure my offense was math based, as their "measure for success" was how much money they can give away, which they've said is at 25%, when they are now making about $100,000 a month ($100 x 1000)

[@EmyN]

I think is fake

[@mollie3244]

This is priceless, in the middle of another type of crisis thank you for the giggle.

[@KennethandJoyce]

She said that was actually really nice 😂😂 people touching my hair

[@DD-d6d3]

No, she said the APOLOGY was nice.

[@capricornwoman6726]

Yes... Petting our hair like we're animals is not APPRECIATED

[@mewho6199]

"Put the toy back before I beat yo ass with it."