What The Hell Happened This Week? Week of 8/14/2022 | The Daily Show

[@lauramarguerite]

I can always count on Trevor to make me feel better about our impending Idiocracy reality.

[@LB-lx2tf]

So... it's gonna get worse? 😳

[@julieatwood2938]

@@LB-lx2tf Probably.

[@angiebear8727]

Yup. That’s why I’m here watching today

[@tratragame5997]

. W cvvvv v ć,mzh0

[@jadenramontsho4187]

I can't stand snippets of news so I wait the whole week for these summary, I love the daily show

[@spinach4u]

LOL same!

[@ebtetc531]

And I love the host

[@ebtetc531]

And I love the host

[@ebtetc531]

And I love the host

[@jadenramontsho4187]

@@ebtetc531 Trevor is a legend, makes news fun to watch.

[@jaxsonbrown636]

This shows explains the news better than actual news networks

[@sandrameads1124]

Preach it bro

[@deborahdenis1784]

This is were I get my news 😁

[@profanepersonality]

Facts.

[@vinab7843]

Trevor breaks everything down in such a logical way. This show is amazing!

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@sandrameads1124 I wonder if Trump ever gets pnished of the Riots or for the long, long List of Crimes and Erros listed in the videos 'Orange Man Indeed Bad' and 'Popcorn Movie' by "Some More News".

[@shirleyreese6832]

I wish Mainstream media was as accurate as Trevor Noah. He doesn't miss a beat👍❣💕

[@BethBruch]

@@tachiniichan447 Stephen Colbert has a foreign accent? South Carolina is in the same country as his show despite their attempts to the contrary.

[@valoriejane2913]

But Trump never got unsuspended from Twitter, so I'm confused.

[@jsmith3798]

@@BethBruch No, this genius meant Trevor Noah, not Stephen Colbert. While valiantly raging against the 'liberal media industrial complex' machine, they were comparing Trevor to Stephen Colbert, and claiming Trevor's accent fools people into thinking he's smart, because apparently people are just that dumb..

[@mikotomisaka8714]

@@tachiniichan447 stephen doesn't have a foreign accent. Are you confusing him with John Oliver? ANd if you are.. John Oliver literally responded to this comment from Alex Jones with: "I can tell you I don't sound smart, I sound like a british man who got caught in a chimney sweep and died."

[@mammawlee]

I don't really watch the 'real' news much.

[@noniebahismail3224]

As a South African I am soooo proud of you Trevor Noah you are amazing

[@farthing751]

there's much better South Africans to be proud of - this guy is as fake as they come

[@olamideakinosun8879]

Trevor can mimic almost anyone's voice.. 😂 he actually sound like snoop dog..

[@andercoyote4170]

I love his Trump impression

[@msjane9221]

Trevor Noah relaxes me from a long day of working and the world seems so humorous.

[@theunknown3258]

i like watching snippets but i still watch these longer ones.... i feel addicted to the funny and relatable news

[@Vempss]

I love this guy ..he makes news fun 💯😂😂

[@kuromi2158]

Ehe~ 😂😂😂👌

[@avidnongetit8710]

"Comin' Mom.." two words show why Trevor gets paid big bucks! Imagine being with him when he imitates people! Hilarious!

[@gwynaethbranwynn]

I laughed so hard at that cause it was so subtle.

[@VictoriaKempPhotos]

@@gwynaethbranwynn He's awesome live, if you ever get a chance.

[@alexfloridarican9534]

The having to sneak into Mexico joke was funny....

[@AYtoSEE]

From a Puertorriqueno in Albany, NY: Do the majority of 'Ricans in Florida support or oppose turdrump💩, especially after that charlatan's disgusting display of throwing paper towel rolls to the Puerto Ricans on the turd's visit to the the Island after the hurricane?🤬

[@taj3275]

I love this guy, he says all my thoughts but smarter😂

[@boatymsboatface3929]

Trev! You’re killing me dude! I keep bursting out laughing- props to you, your writers and crew💕🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[@lyndaweister9984]

@boaty msboatface~EXACTLY 💯% 🎯❗🤣🤣🤣

[@vlichtle]

Me too. Your hilarious! You speak the truth .

[@favoroceanloy6440]

You sort of have to rewatch the episodes to catch all the gems of comedy in the video. There are new ways to laugh each time i watch.

[@mmfl92]

I too am watching this again. Agreed

[@bgenesisthomas9146]

That snoop impression was so spot on!👏🏽😜👏🏽

[@sachsrw]

Liz Cheney did and said what was right to do and say. She is to be admired for her courageous model of a true American being a true stateswoman.

[@birdzilla106]

Liz Cheney is an extreme RW pile of excrement. She voted along with Trump's hateful agenda at least as much or more than many of the disgraced former POTUS's defenders. The fact that she drew the line at "violent insurrection", isn't something for which she should be praised, since it's the only reasonable reaction to the treason riot of J6. I like the fact that she's going to make it her mission to mess with Trump and his pro fascism enablers, but other than that, I find her and her viewpoints despicable. She's her father's daughter.

[@laurahall3094]

I would really have liked her to go further politically just now. She has a lot of potential.

[@JorenMyers]

It's messed up that standing up for American democracy is the same as standing against her party.

[@millieo7155]

@@laurahall3094 She is taking

[@citiboikidd6372]

"The man barely took work to work... it's not taking work home with you if you no longer have the job..." 😂😂😂 Man... Trevor is simply killing it!! BUT Drumpf is just making it so, so easy for others to mock and deride him.

[@blarnblarn8400]

bias comedian is not a comedy. u dont like trump, thats why its funny to u. bias = manipulative 🐑🐑

[@citiboikidd6372]

@@blarnblarn8400 That is TOTALLY untrue. I laugh just as hard, if not even harder, when Trevor makes fun of Biden. Yes, I do not like Trump and I will not like him even if he was a Democrat because comedy has NOTHING to do with politics or political affiliation. Trump is just obnoxious and dumb. His flagrant impunity for the rule of law is just incontrovertible and if you cannot see that, you are the one who is biased and being manipulated. 🐑🐑

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@blarnblarn8400 I wonder if Trump ever gets pnished of the Riots or for the long, long List of Crimes and Erros listed in the videos 'Orange Man Indeed Bad' and 'Popcorn Movie' by "Some More News".

[@laurahall3094]

@@blarnblarn8400 Fortunately, he rarely strays from facts., so it is persuasive rather than merely biased. You don't like it because you are either pro Drumpf or because you didn't think of it yourself.

[@laurahall3094]

@@loturzelrestaurant Watch Death to 2020 if you haven't. It's hilarious. If you like extreme sarcasm.

[@kweenme8101]

Snoop is pulling a "Sugar Crisp" re-mix and coming back as Sugar Bear in human form. 😅 (old heads see ya bitin' Dogg)

[@jksharma7]

Trevor you are my HERO sir.

[@atp2240]

Trevor Noah the best news 2022, true news

[@lunaticgaming7967]

I completely agree with the "quite quitting" thing. To be PERFECTLY honest, that's exactly what the companies do to us. Pay us barely enough to be legal and benefits are laughable. On the other hand, if your company takes care of YOU, you should take care of them...

[@Tenebris_PR]

I find absurd the fact that we have to create a name for that. Isn't that "just working"? I mean, isn't that why we have contracts? We agree on a specific amount of work with specific type of tasks and they agree on an amount of remuneration for it. If you want the employee to do other stuff then you have to pay them more.

[@kbrock9146]

@@Tenebris_PR Contracts? What elite level job are you talking about? Or are you not aware of how the majority of jobs in America are "at-will", i.e. "no contract"?

[@cc1k435]

If your company DID take care of you, you WOULD work hard to take care of them. But these days, that is a very rare case, and very few people can even expect to stay with the same company for more than a few years, let alone for the majority of their career.

[@Tenebris_PR]

@@kbrock9146 I have never worked without a contract in my life. It may be my perception but it seemed like this was talking about office jobs, do people work office jobs without contracts?

[@lunaticgaming7967]

@@kbrock9146 we call it right-to-work here LoLz

[@MyJaxJingles]

Trevor Noah is the most beautiful man in the world! Look at him! His smile lights up the night!

[@judyluvrevolution6314]

Hey Trevor You make me laugh so hard, I like having humor when talking about the news,

[@toddfarthing8760]

Snoop is friends with Marth because she," DID NOT SNITCH AND DID HER BID!" You think snoop would hang with just anyone?! Martha is old school gangster, she's earned her props!

[@sweett2185]

Martha and Snoop are in business together. She is master gardener and a master chief. They bake together. He has a product line and the celebrity/rap status. They are raking in the *dough*.

[@Omni0404]

@@sweett2185 I want some bread but I lack the coinage. I need dough all the time.

[@NicoleA.C.-PhD.]

Federal time ,at that. lol. Martha also loves the 💚 green.

[@randallmcgrath9345]

@@sweett2185 if she is Master Chief can she help them mfs with that Halo show?

[@brendarewan7441]

The cereal guy!” 😁😁😁

[@SuperFkv]

Congratulations Trevor Noah ,with 10 millions subscribers . Love from Denmark

[@queenmommie100]

The writers for this show along with Trevor delivery works so well together 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

[@gregorylrodgers244]

Your right, it's not taking work home with you when you no longer have the job.

[@SideWalkAstronomyNetherlands]

How many boxes did mr Trump already sell at his garage sale for his Chinese and Russian buddies??? Follow the money..

[@lornakim5706]

3 Billion Dollars for the Saudi Prince 😸😎🌠🌆

[@Han-wr2hl]

Ha ha, that's right. We all call him a Chinese agent。Especially the bright red scarf.

[@NobodyNowhereKnowhow]

I find your comment very assumptive and probably incorrect. Assuming that Donald Trump has buddies. Can you prove that assumption with any evidence? Yeah, didn’t think so.

[@dirtabd]

Thats what the copies are for, already been delivered. They prolly used a 1980’s xerox too so theres no data trail and Trump cant work a computer.

[@susieq1170]

Garage sale...classic.

[@shanenowlin1165]

This whole episode had me rolling laughing!

[@Bostonceltics1369]

There was a time when I would say: "That's so funny because it's true..." Now I say: "That'd be funny if it wasn't true "

[@scarletletter4900]

So, when do Snoop-Loops hit the store shelves? Asking for a freind

[@nicolesummers7965]

Cheney is for America. She is for democracy. For that, I'm grateful. It's sad that the rest of the GOP isn't.

[@Miles26545]

I may not agree with her policies but at least she has a backbone

[@llmeekos]

I will never vote for her though. She said she will still be voting for these crazy republicans.

[@nicolesummers7965]

@@llmeekos yeah, unlikely I'd vote for her. She's not for abortion rights. She's evolved on a few issues.

[@spicyirwin5835]

Dont want to go to Wy if Cheney has integrity & trump has zero!

[@ruthdrakes3988]

@@Miles26545 gggģgggģģģggģģģgģggģ

[@markgigiel2722]

A stone from the 1600's that says: "If you can see me weep". Start weeping.

[@Vitriol-Divergent]

I like how employers quantify "Quiet Quitting" as not going "Above and Beyond". Since when is doing exactly the job you were hired to do considered "less-than"?

[@commonsense571]

For at least a few decades now. I am Very encouraged by and in support of these younger folks drawing a flipping line on being treated like trash by employers b

[@westabsupplyebay4093]

I've been doing the bare minimum at jobs for years when I can, wished the surprised Pikachu meme existed then for they're response.

[@rabbit251]

I've worked in Japan for the last 20 years. Before that I was a Customer Service Supervisor in the US. (Supervisors were still paid hourly and not a salary). Our company was very strict, no OT! So as soon as my shift was up, I had to leave. If I got into OT territory I was written up. In my state the law was also very clear as who could be a manager or salaried employee and who was a wage employee. (Had a friend who was paid as a "chef" as a restaurant but this turned out to violate the law. The restaurant lost the lawsuit and ended up going bankrupt and closing as to not pay his back wages).

[@bradleybrown8399]

it's called "earning a promotion". try it.

[@bradleybrown8399]

@@westabsupplyebay4093 not surprised. you can't even put forth the effort to distinguish the difference between they're and their...

[@BubblieKat]

Love the work life balance segment. Yes, do the work.. while contracted/signed/obligated to. If appreciated and shown that in PAY which can afford you to do more at home in less time then yes give more work/help/above and beyond in return! Otherwise, only work what you have to. It takes more time to recover when personal life and finance is poor. Make more, better quality home life, better outcome at work. Businesses will invest in anything but their workers these days, it seems.

[@gothboschincarnate3931]

True and well said.

[@Lextownoperation]

Brilliant! Love you, Trevor!! ✨❤️✨

[@ITV-ITV-]

"You have to maintain your work-life balance. So if you hate your job make sure you also hate your life." This was the best one

[@l.w.4701]

The tv announcer almost sounded jealous about workers turning off phone when time’s up.

[@ltanksley1]

It's still enjoyable to hear him hit the Obama voice. Especially for this joke.

[@b.wilder1663]

"Quiet Quitting"=Having boundaries

[@jazzhippie3878]

hmm, not wrong

[@spinach4u]

I would vote for LIZ she had integrity.

[@MrZeldafanX]

Just wait until Trevor hears about the fact nato has a "Cosmic Top Secret" classification

[@khill8645]

My favorite classification trivia: The US has one, NOFORN ("not for release to foreign nationals"), that pretty regularly gets applied to work done by analysts from cooperating countries -- resulting in reports that can't be legally read by the same person who wrote it.

[@anitayounger7630]

Is it just me or does the outline of Finland on Trevor's map look like a flamenco dancer? LoL!

[@neauxmad1048]

If SCI blew his mind just wait until he finds out about SAPs.

[@MaximumDivine]

🤣🤣🤣Topper Gun. Now I've heard it all. You can't top that 1:36

[@njb2cool]

Commentators on election day? Way too funny dude. 😆

[@travisgessler6283]

Ironic because Vegas is using quite a bit of water from other regions

[@dirtyfrench2926]

Vegas is easy to look at and assume the worst when it comes to water consumption... but it's actually one of the top cities at water CONSERVATION that's using Colorado River water. Their fountains use brackish water (unfit for human consumption). They've also removed ornamental grasses from medians, yards, and other worthless places. Also, even though their population has gone up, their water consumption has gone down by 28% iirc. John Oliver actually did a special on this somewhat recently and St George UT is the top consumer of Colorado River water.

[@tanyalebron2305]

Man, Trevor really is funny.

[@raustin7970]

A is for accountability, B is for Braindead C is for CAUGHT

[@pushinkeys]

“…Now please take me to your three boobed woman” 😂🤣😂🤣

[@MassiveMawEntertainment]

They should have a law in the senate: During any hearings a comedian should be present, they need to be of minority descent. And if they can make a joke about what you are doing or trying to pass. it is immediately rejected.

[@sharongillesp]

Funny! Spot on:)

[@tylerdurdin8069]

There should be a law making having a mental disorder like being a sociopath a disqualifying condition.

[@mlggamer5296]

What if the comedian is versatile nothing would get passed

[@mlggamer5296]

@@tylerdurdin8069 you mean to be a part of senate yes

[@GnomeGninja]

@@mlggamer5296 that's what we have now...

[@JustinMoralesTheComposer]

I learned in my security + IT class in college that there are levels above top secret who’s actual names are top secret. This is the first time I’ve heard The actual acronym for one

[@gabrieltorrence12]

This is the same guy that wanted to crucify Hillary Clinton over emails 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Maja-re4mq]

Excellent as always you're brilliant 👍🤩😍😀🤣😂💗💖❤

[@rosainecalmeyer4428]

Trevor, this is one of your best shows, ever!

[@mandymayhem1980]

I am an American teacher, living and working, in a public school in Japan. I arrived in Japan in 2019 and last week, I went home to visit family for the first time in three years. On the flight from Tokyo to America, masks were mandatory; everyone wore them with no complaints. While transferring within America, wearing a mask was optional; almost no one wore one. It was a bit of a shock to me. All of my students and co-workers still wear masks. Where I live, most people still wear a mask. Returning to Japan was a nightmare. 10/10 would not recommend 😄

[@fredeb67]

The sad part is that this comedy show is telling more of what is going on than all of the four major news networks. The scary part is, trump is going to walk away from this without a scratch and we don't know how much has been given to our enemies. If any military person or Department Of Defense (DOD) civilian did this, they would be in jail.

[@connyscippio5623]

True

[@elias2211]

What’re you talking about. The daily show sources are the news. He just summarizes their reports. You must not watch the news.

[@Shurikinnn]

@@elias2211 Probably because one side tells the: "up and middle" and the other side tells the; "middle and down" so by the end of the day you can't really tell what the "middle" actually is.

[@af2876]

"To our enemies" Who is us ? And who are your enemies? Are you in a fight club or something, even if, don't worry I don't think that the former president is releasing critical information about you and your friends to anyone, let alone those enemies you seem to have.

[@spicyirwin5835]

Trump doesnt get to go to Paradise & I cant think of anything worse bc I was there & LOVED IT! For eternity, life is short! Trump is ripe for a heart attack anyways from his spurs.

[@kjp9058]

Seeing the flooding in Vegas reminded of documentary I watched about homeless living underground there...now what they going to do? Bless them.

[@n.martinez5214]

I'm french so this "quiet quitting" thing is so strange to me. I sooo agree with Trevor Noah, the name itself isn't right. That's just working. It gives the impression that you accept that you could get fired for not working enough but that's just wrong. When you work, you sign a contract with your company saying what you're being paid for. When you do more than that, you're actually giving it a huge gift. I hope you get paid for overworking, and paid more than the usual since you shouldn't be working according to this contract. Otherwise, that's just plain exploitation.

[@Miles26545]

Yeah I have lived in Europe and they are way more chill about work especially France, c’est La raison que je vais habiter au france

[@Justusson]

This is an American thing. It’s not like that anywhere in Europe I think. USA is obsessed with being hyperbolic and shoving it to the man.

[@n.martinez5214]

@@Justusson I know it's different from country to country, that's why I started with 'I'm French', but we're still all humans. My point was that this choice of words suggest the idea that people who do that are unmotivated in their work. But you could do that (or rather should do that) and still be very motivated by your work, but only for the hours you're being paid for. Humans are not machines, we need food and rest to be productive. What's the point of having money if you don't even have the time to spend it?

[@Justusson]

@@n.martinez5214 No, you read it wrong. I meant it’s not only a French thing - as a European myself I think it’s like this (knock on wood) in most parts of Europe. I’m agreeing with you.

[@Justusson]

@@n.martinez5214 Also, just the term “quiet quitting” is so American (and very much right wing) - immature, excessive and hyperbolic. Just like cancel culture and what not. They need a catchy phrase because otherwise they can’t engage their simpleminded - if I may. I probably shouldn’t though, because there are issues with lack of education and equality in the USA. But those enforcing it to others - the top Republicans, they can have it. Which is ironic also, because it’s them who are benefitting from these terms to begin with. A sort of gaslighting,..

[@MG-iy1oh]

Quiet quitting is actually what in Europe is called respecting the labour law and the employees' right to switch off. Welcome to civilisation, USA!

[@lipglosslover83]

I agree with you . The fact that we are expected to work for free baffles me .

[@benjamincarlson6994]

Murcan here, it's really bad. Like we need regulations to make 'quiet quitting' just enforced like it's supposed to be. Technically, if you are working, your boss needs to pay you, but like employers don't really care. And if your manager needs to deal with schedule stuff while off the premises (such as a worker calling in sick), then those managers need to be salary in such a way where they are compensated fairly for dealing with extra work BS while not at the building

[@spicyirwin5835]

GREED IS WORLDWIDE? Russia, China & N Kor is the worst. Ukraine is suffering the worst!

[@SweetMissMikka]

What is wrong with Trevor… I’m over here cracking up 🤣

[@lightbulbtheentertainer]

This is my weekly news

[@debragwyn6630]

Love the show...and the What Happened This Week posts.

[@Ayan-bp4dq]

Man floating on flood water found out quick how smelly and gross floss water is lol

[@1helluvawomen]

DRAIN THE SWAMP!!!😂😂

[@MoEternity96]

Snoop loopz 😂😂😂😂

[@rolandforeman7318]

NOTE: Snoop-Loops go into a “Bowl”,, Minus the Milk!! 😂😂😁😁🤭🤭😵‍💫😵‍💫😉 “FIRE” Not Included.. 🤭🥴🥴🥴

[@lyndaweister9984]

@Roland Foreman~EXCELLENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❗❗

[@Motherlandinfo]

Thank you for making me laugh you are the BEST ...

[@Kelz_X]

What happened this week? With Trump! It’s always the same 💩, different toilet … w/ flushed documents

[@framgz6467]

About the "quiet quitting" I fully support young people taking their lives back and caring about their well-being just as much as their work. By the way, if everyone is setting this new standard, it actually improves everyone's working conditions. Almost as if workers should unite to reverse the unfair power Balance between companies and individuals huuuuuh

[@suewhite8223]

Like when union's were legal and moral.

[@evelyncastillo4043]

Very funny! A weekly must watch to keep your sense of humor!

[@gsmith1523]

Great coverage here!!! 🤣🤣🤔😠😠😮😮😵‍💫😵‍💫🤣🤣 Thank you Trevor & co. for helping to take the sting out of ridiculously tragic news and the state of our culture(s) these days! It's absolutely therapeutic to laugh these days!

[@dengit5490]

We miss you sir! Your stuff is still relevant today!

[@julkap4190]

As a European I can confirm that the global warming and a problem with water is really that bad.

[@felmarg8840]

This guy is starting to affect me badly. Today I had planned things to do and before I knew it 3 hours had passed. Fortunately, at some point his shows that I haven't watched will decrease until I catch up hahaha. Thanks for the joy you give me, but what you do has a bad side you know!!!

[@NobodyNowhereKnowhow]

Snoop’s cereal should have been called Shnizzle-Dizzles. Missed opportunity there.

[@d.virgallito3490]

He wasn't just concealing, he may have had the plan to sell the info?

[@lenkaramsay9611]

Trevor U make my heart smile Love Your Humor 2 ✊🙏🏻❤️

[@gayleelliott3319]

Fabulous portrait of an Angeleno, Trevor! Very funny!

[@universalsourcecode]

I love me some Trevor Noah! Didn't think it was possible. I was mourning Jon Stewart, but he made it bearable and then enjoyable. I wish he would come back for 1 day or even once per month 😊

[@elizabethmendy4571]

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😀oh my gosh I love you Trevor you always hit on the head

[@angiebear8727]

Guess I “quiet quit” every job I’ve ever had. I’m such a rebel 😎

[@Chrissyluvsroom]

I have learned "quite quitting" a long time ago. A company will work you to the bone if you let them. I do what is expected of me and i do not do anything extra because i am not paid extra.

[@realityjunky]

And he never actually passed his background check. Neither did Ivanka or Jared.

[@flightbase]

Now this was great.

[@adamakoroma1611]

I hope they change every routine password and code because he will sell this country without blinking 😤.

[@blacckvelvet5532]

You would think they do change these passwords but they don't sadly

[@sweett2185]

He doesn't need passwords. He has the documents.

[@martywanlass4774]

Surely our most important codes were changed the minute President Biden walked into the White House on Jan 20th.

[@elia.almodovar9558]

That is done more frequently than you know, they are like your website passwords in that the government prevents hacking.

[@elia.almodovar9558]

@@blacckvelvet5532 Sadly for you, but they DO!

[@mustafafaraxjaamac9406]

"The cereal guy?? Martha Stewart's friend?" 🤣

[@neworleanswayoflife]

trump was gonna hold the records hostage to try and stay in the white house.🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@gaelle4328]

Also what was he planning to do with the passports? Running to Putin?

[@kingjamos2422]

Hey now, that isn't fair. Trump ain't running anywhere. Trump would waddle to Putin.

[@williamgibbs9001]

I want some of what the guy on the floatie is on. HaHa

[@2bunnies254]

Does anyone else want to see what happens to trumps hair when he goes to prison?

[@lumberjackofalltrades]

He's already lost most of his fake tan, can't wait to see what happens to his wig in jail

[@qwerttzizzi]

Quite sure he will have some privileges in prison

[@danielhampton4844]

Hair is going to hurt trump when it is deposed and has to testify against him

[@laurahall3094]

They'll keep his toupee in his intake holding basket.

[@dannymorales9045]

He'll never go 2 prison.....NEVER....IF HE DID HE'LL LIVE IN A MANSION STILL

[@Rugelacharugula]

You remember in college, when you were so busy with finals you were throwing laundry, dishes, and top secret government documents in garbage bags...

[@zerocoolcat]

"Someone comes in and is Topper Gun"...you mean like Topper Harley?!

[@jamesharris5156]

I remember it flooding in Chorpus Christi like 20 years ago and floating down to the gas station and stuff. Was so fun, I mean as a kid ..

[@Rugelacharugula]

Love that Trev is stickin' with the fro.

[@JustinMoralesTheComposer]

I’ve gotta wonder if they took his passport to ensure that he doesn’t leave the country.

[@laurahall3094]

Did he even check his sock drawer?

[@lynnebucher6537]

I'm positive that's the reason!

[@eileennguyen842]

I want to know why he claims he has three passports and only qualifies one as, "expired." What's the other one?

[@Iskelderon]

I still can't get over the hilarity of a guy too lazy to read the label on a coloring book stealing a ton of boxes of government papers "to read them".

[@sealyoness]

Forget not knowing how to use a cell - by the time I've found the blasted thing, I'm laughing too hard to take a pic. Examples: My weirdass 8-lb cat stalking an 18-lb wild turkey hen who got directions to the 'hen party' wrong, or chasing a silver van for a few feet before realizing cats don't chase cars or the squirrel who almost fell out of the bird feeder when I spooked him.

[@mlggamer5296]

The best way I can describe global warming effects, does anyone remember that episode of fairly OddParents where Chester got norm the genie and he said he wanted the deserts to have rain in it and a whole heap of sun in the north pole? Wait a minute did they just foreshadow global warming I just realized that now!

[@markstanley4141]

A super flood in 50 years. It happened in Sacramento in 1861, and 150 years later it could happened again!. PS. If that not proof enough about climate change...DS

[@MNkno]

33 million pages in documents... would be how many boxes?? .. And appointing yourself to 5 extra jobs, does that mean 5 extra paychecks??