Six Lessons They Won't Teach You In School | The Daily Show

[@fitcircus]

As a Nigerian, the thing between Nigeria and Ghana isn’t hate. It’s friendly banter and we actually relate very well with Ghanaians than any other African people. Nice video! 👍

[@danieletie288]

As a Nigerian, this is a comedy show bro😂

[@anthonydixon4636]

I mean you didn’t hear him say that the beef between the two countries was how they make rice? That was a joke…

[@Yobama007]

The “how business works” segment was actually really insightful.

[@id10t98]

And very truthful.

[@jon-zap]

Let’s not forget that if you don’t pay your taxes then the state will seize your assets, including the home, so you will never truly own anything in this country. Everyone is just a renter.

[@offtarget1758]

I was totally floored with the accuracy 😮

[@nugsnjugs9954]

Yeah they didn't even mention the Americans that lost their jobs to outsourcing because really we don't matter.

[@bobbystclaire]

​@@jon-zapunless of course you're rich and White

[@oliveoyal]

Roy Wood--sooo sharp he’s irreverent and hilarious but understated, great timing. LOVE THHIS ROY

[@jack-u8c3x]

The American dream, a majority of people working at warehouses and having to share a 1b/1b with 5 other people so that billionaires can go to space and buy Twitter.

[@_martin_s]

that entire thing was terrifyingly spot on. I'm so glad Lewis Black is back. Desi, Ronnie and Roy are just comic gold. I wish I could have given it 2 thumbs up.

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

Umm I think these are all old segments since writers are STILL on strike!

[@_martin_s]

@@J.M.-nb4gw Lewis Black was away for a while. He has come back into the fold in the past couple years. That's all I was saying about him. I am not watching regularly so the segments were new to me.

[@oldrrocr]

Math/computer nerd here: A professor at a nearby university, asked me to submit some examples of the real use of advanced math in business for his grad students who believed that they only need to balance their checkbooks. Yeah, I had to explain it to him too. Very sad.

[@margolious]

I'm more shocked that his grad students a) had checkbooks and b) balanced them.

[@TruthrConsequences]

3:03 "How Business Works" is THE BEST EDUCATIONAL VIDEO I have ever seen!

[@dee_dee_place]

The opening part about the cab driver made me laugh. I was visiting my Niece in NYC & I was sitting next to our cab driver who was a Sunni. I said to him, "I've heard about there being dissension between Sunnis & Shias but I don't understand what is at its roots. Could you explain it to me?" My Niece let out an "oh man" in the back seat but I was curious. Well, I had a wonderful conversation with our cab driver. When we got to our destination I thanked him for explaining it to me. We shook hands & went on our way.

[@lyndiss.2017]

Oh man, what was the long and short of it! Share it, please!!!

[@dee_dee_place]

@@lyndiss.2017 Sunnis believe that government & religion should be kept separate (like in the USA) & Shias believe that government & religion are one & the same (think the morality police who killed the young girl for not wearing proper Muslim garb in Iran). That's the long & the short of it. Just to be clear, this description is of the governmental big wigs & not necessarily the people themselves.

[@FlanaFugue]

uhhh.... Muslims are people. Islam is their religion. Sikhs are Sikhs, but "Shiekhs" are actually also Muslims... I'm sure it was pretty easy for you to find whatever he said fascinating.

[@bobbystclaire]

Sheikh

[@andriadaisy]

@@FlanaFugueI read Muslims/Islams and went huhhhhhhhh😂😂😂

[@abraham_o]

You said you wouldn't get to it. Nigeria and Ghana is so True and I can't stop laughing about the NUKES. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rabzy595]

Tru

[@chezmoi42]

Sooo...a rice war?

[@abraham_o]

​@@chezmoi42😂 Not a war, just a kind of who cooks 'Jollof' Rice better.

[@martinbruhn5274]

Americans pretending to be Canadian, because nobody hates Canada, is like my dad who was german) pretending to be swiss, when he lived in Israel.

[@docaz9453]

and israelis pretend to be anything in dubai but to say they Israelis some even say they Palestinians 😂

[@jimidando]

What happens in Dubai, stays in Dubai

[@honeyv540]

They really need to have this be the updated "Schoolhouse Rocks". These kids need a reality check. Lol

[@JessicaDuncan-e6q]

History, Music, Math Classes, and Grandpa Lew's Guidance are totally awesome . How to be a Journalist segment is hilarious and spot on!.

[@iunteh8326]

We need more of the geography classes

[@dylanjwagner]

10:20 lololol “this country isn’t gonna be around that long.” The fact that we’re all tired enough to just chuckle at our slow collapse is peak slow apocalypse.

[@jdavis1214]

History, Music, Math Classes, and Grandpa Lew's Guidance are totally awesome 😊

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

How to be a Journalist segment is hilarious and spot on!😂

[@q17artsdesigns10]

Turkey is the Nene Leaks of Europe 🤣🤣🤣

[@helixisverygay7831]

Just in case anyone was wondering, the capital of Mozambique is Maputo.

[@xonicx7]

This is the most fun depressing video in long time

[@CaraMarie13]

Like am aware of the impact of American music in shaping kpop which is why am always scratching my head each time I see people talking about how the current kpop generation is becoming too westernized. Like, did they just notice that now? I thought it was obvious.

[@cmichellesummers]

Roy Wood Junior is an Ace!

[@madyjules]

Ahhhh Lewis Black destroying young children’s dreams one at a time😂

[@ErutaniaRose]

One time I was abroad and ran into an Australian family during 2017-2018. (I was not in Australia, so they were also tourists, lol), and they asked if I was Canadian. I said, "Sadly, no--I'm American." Had some great convos with them during the self-guided tour, lol.

[@goddessgoddess6790]

Teacher Roy I never knew 😂😂😂 how can one not love Geography with such excellent teacher❤❤❤

[@MM-iy7gz]

I detest my fellow Americans as much as the next guy, but I will never be ashamed of being from there. Don’t mistake foreigners’ jealousy for hate.

[@Thetimrobertson]

I actually always display a New Zealand flag when overseas. Just watch the attitudes change when they find out you’re not a yank.

[@yendang8840]

Actually, as a Vietnamese myself, I don't think we hate Cambodian people that much. Yeah, we don't get along sometimes, but I don't think we have to use the word 'hate' in this case.

[@iwanttovote6053]

comedy is usually exaggerated, so best not to take literally

[@bishop6218]

Ghana : "I hate you" Nigeria :"Are you making this a rice thing ?"

[@missouriprideusa6241]

Pleae, do more of these skits!! They are so funny and almost true! 😂😂😂

[@onlinename8066]

the gov. endorsement of kpop is a recent phenomenon - ronnie was wrong with that one - it's only when bts became so big did they start paying attention. before that kpop was discouraged and the gov purposely censored or restricted kpop and tried to promote the more tradition form of korenan -"pop" , aka GAYO. kpop in its modern incarnation started in the 90s.

[@birbluv9595]

“… and they’ve droned zero weddings…” Ronny, I love you!

[@johnphantom]

Lesson #7: Computers are not magic. They all work on what is called "Boolean algebra" or logic, operating on binary bits.

[@bryan9931]

I like you, you are a funny one. ACTUALLY they work off of magic blue smoke which escapes the chips when too much voltage or heat is applied to them...DUH!

[@anio1349]

And your point is?

[@tengkuadam1399]

magic, algebra. Tomay-toe, tomAhto

[@FlanaFugue]

NERD!

[@oldrrocr]

@@bryan9931 🤣🤣🤣🤣(halt and catch fire?)

[@kittyonmydesk5532]

Grandpa--I mean Guidance Counselor Lew--really did us a solid talking to Kylie about being caged in a system that does it to tell us, "Exactly, Shirley!"

[@patsyshafchuk5368]

So much fun! I love this school, and I want to go there!

[@psycsoci]

Me Too😂😂😂

[@davidallen4026]

"I'm a licensed real estate agent, like 1/3 of adults in America!" LOL - I'm a real estate broker - almost spit out my coffee!

[@alejosky]

The part about hating USA is accurate as F. But do not try to pass as canadian; we'll know. With love, Europe.

[@BethBruch]

Yeah, y'all don't know. If Americans speak foreign languages well, y'all want to believe we're any other nationality. And then there's the colonial mentality & racism that didn't end with independence movements. (Not saying we're better here, but the overt racism in France is impressive by any standards.)

[@Omni0404]

​@@BethBruch"Hey ya'll. I'm Canadian ya'll." Nailed it.

[@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr]

​@@Omni0404 Y'all = you + all. Drag it out a little.

[@OccuBot2011]

The Daily Show with Ronnie & Roy. Sounds perfect

[@tuckerbowen4626]

There's a certain irony in people (rightfully) wanting schools to teach a more accurate version of history after those same people spent decades constantly hammering the "nothing you learn in school is useful" mentality into everyone's heads

[@chezmoi42]

Wait, do you really think those are the same people?

[@tuckerbowen4626]

@@chezmoi42 i know at least some of them are

[@romaneo789]

Nothing you learn in school is useful because it's inaccurate.

[@michaelbowman5764]

funny so funny but for clarity I think Native Americans may have an issue or two with Canada

[@tedhennings4746]

Ronny Chieng for President!

[@ThatTimeTheThingHappened]

Gotta say: I’ve traveled around to a lot of countries, a lot of them actually really loved Americans. Most love American music, movies and would love to go to America.

[@WLH-ss2qw]

Ur rite. There's also alot of countries that would like to kidnap m ransom u if ur American as well so u gotta have some common sense when traveling about where ur going. "And thats Travel Class" 🤣

[@meganwynn372]

" English and the British " XD lol❤❤❤❤❤

[@justinmas299]

awesome, PAY THE WRITTERS, END THE STRIKE!!!

[@mainaccount4585]

You're doing the equivalent of going to a McDonald's to protest for better wages and working conditions. Don't cross the picket lines. Donate your time and money if possible.

[@MajorHenryL.]

Gutfeld’s writers are not on strike. You should check out his show. He at least takes advantage of the material democrats provide.

[@drumpfisidiot5021]

Pay the teachers too...

[@drumpfisidiot5021]

​@@MajorHenryL.Yeah but that drivel is pandered to the lowest i Qs and the poorly educated...

[@thesportranter5295]

@@MajorHenryL. DO YOU RELIAZE WHAT ENVIRONMENT YOU HAVE ENTERED

[@manassehhussaini]

That thing about Nigerian and Ghanaians is true 😂 Canada is actually the most lovable country even to me. So accurate

[@totozviara]

Actually now India has something against Canadians about some Sikh protests and Putinists and Trumpists hate them over "wokeness"

[@ekdaufin1485]

Ronnie great job and learned fascinating stuff!

[@larryace4683]

A Nigerian here. Nigerians don't hate Ghanaians. We're like brothers who can't stop bickering each other over jollof rice but deep down we love each other as brothers.

[@bjbola1899]

Geography class should be done often

[@hazel8882]

No lies were told in this video!

[@Dfree2502]

Desi that cut deep 🥲

[@aandreiws2]

Hungarians and Romanians. Roma is an ethnic group (gipsies) originating from India. They used to be mostly nomadic, but they're spread all over Europe and beyond.

[@QuAntique]

You need to forgive him since he is black and not any kind of American but north American 😂😂😂

[@kittyonmydesk5532]

I was expecting the phone to ping once he finished, "If it's one country that nobody hates, it's Canada." 😂

[@Itsroccib]

2:43 The bigger the Canadian Flag on your clothing, the more obviously American you are 🤣😂🤣

[@ekdaufin1485]

Fantastically brilliantly WONDERFUL!!! Thank you! Pay the writers. End the strike!

[@hope.8.]

Thank you for helping me laugh and some real education

[@26beegee]

I used to go to Europe a lot for work. Unless they asked where I was from I never mentioned it. If they assumed I was Canadian that was even better, eh.

[@briano6115]

"Who hates who" ........ brilliant and accurate :)

[@Dr_1212]

Miss Trev RIP all lives lost on 9 11

[@Crunch104]

In Canada we practice the saying, There's a mouse about the house. Phonetically it is pronounced, There's a moose aboot the hoose. 😂

[@thesincitymama]

*aboot

[@MajorHenryL.]

In the US we have a saying “First we had Osama…then we had Obama” “Osama bin Laden= Obama bin Biden”

[@Crunch104]

Thanks!@@thesincitymama

[@charlynegezze8536]

They were all incisive and funny but the K-Pop was actually educational for me. Thanks!

[@ngrader]

8:18 Ronnie is on to something. Maybe we shouldn't blast the heavy metal from the helo?

[@girlybutch]

"These walls will never be clean" - Absolute comic gold!

[@ekdaufin1485]

Try! And love the Gianna/Nigeria. At first I thought it was wrong then rice, yeah. The game is the game!

[@nas10iris]

I miss late night shows.

[@bovinityleak2066]

‘Who hates who’ was so helpful!

[@jaye739]

We needed this 😂 😂

[@vkmoss9651]

Props to Grandpa Lou for the right-on advice!

[@thesuncollective1475]

Genius , absolute genius

[@issamkhalil6452]

You didn't mention Morocco and Algeria, so you understand that we just playing and teasing each other.

[@sujimtangerines]

Love seeing my boys in random segments. And they aren't on hiatus! Just saw Yoongi in concert in LA, and all 7 have released music since that unfortunately misunderstood announcement...2 members having topped the Hot100 song charts & all with sales in the multi-millions. ALL releases. In all honesty, this "break" where they're exploring individual music & to complete their mandatory military service? I've been Army since just before BE & I'm exhausted. Elated but exhausted. And broke. So very broke. I kinda hope there's no merch, songs/albums etc released once the last of the Tannies enlist until they reunite in 2025... I'm trying to save for that concert!! I thought I'd get a chance to catch up with all the content I've missed between 2013 & 2020 (mostly caught up to 2016); instead, I've fallen even further behind. But I'm determined to have everything watched... Gotta have a goal & I already tried (and failed) to learn Korean!

[@CP-28]

Ronnie: "I can't even name 20 instruments...!" Me: burst out laughing at home

[@kasondaleigh]

That Canadian hat looks ridiculously small on Roys head 😂😂😂

[@phthisis]

12:33 Well, if this little girl wants to pursue a job like being an astronaut but without all the degrees, training, and years' long waiting period, she can always try out to be a deep sea welder. Then she can discover all about space-related things, like explosive decompression!

[@ShireeHutcherson]

Bring Trevor back ❤❤ I miss him on all platforms

[@tedhennings4746]

Oh Desi….. wow😀

[@kyram123]

Literally more important than school 😂

[@maryeastman4493]

Love the daily show

[@amphetamean66X]

Anyone notice Latin America wasn’t on this. We got minor beef but truth be told. We usually like each other. Take notes the rest of the world.

[@lesfleurs9781]

I wouldn’t say that about Argentina. They even refuse to learn English

[@mlong1968]

Practical, useful information! Come back, Roy! Unless you're doing well/better.

[@kittyonmydesk5532]

There's one more reason to do Math For Real Life: Video games!

[@Friday4]

LOVE THIS SERIES!

[@elifan06]

You forgot the Sweden/Denmark beef (however, that's more of a meme beef)

[@henriikkak2091]

The segment was European beef free

[@hew195050]

Excellent and totally the truth. Grifters all!!

[@OnyxLee]

When will the writers come back? I miss them so much!

[@MajorHenryL.]

When Camela🐫 can say a sentence without sounding like an idiot. Looks like we will be waiting a loooong while😅😅

[@JP-lu9ed]

The studios have the money and are not talking with them -- just waiting them out because the writers don’t have money and the studio people do. It’s sad.

[@Limewire1984]

Every time I hear "American dream" I repeat to myself, welcome to reality. In other news, I love Desi. If she does a skit about watching paint dry, I would watch it.

[@bravocharlie639]

Except for Greece, those that "hate each other" here -> 0:53 were all part of the Ottoman Empire. But then? England (and Germany) needed "petrol" so? World War 1.

[@hba12]

you can claim that you are Canadian but not quebecer .. be careful you have to say I'm english NOT french canadian

[@phthisis]

13:40 Sign that waiter up for astronaut school!

[@OlsenOfficial]

So true. I'm Brazilian and i love Canada and the Canadians lol.

[@kismypencek6185]

I will show this at my private scool that takes vouchers....

[@tedhennings4746]

Roy Rocks!

[@SoreneSorene]

This is awesome geography class 😂😂

[@georgeabraham5672]

Canada and India are beginning to hate each over other the sikh Saperatist issue😊

[@ohotnitza]

I know someone who actually did pretend she was Canadian. Even put a sticker of their flag on her passport

[@dhwang101]

son of a Vanderbilt?😂

[@pgum123gonowplayread4]

"AND I WON'T GET INTO WHY ... BECAUSE I KNOW I'LL GET SOMETHING WRONG AND HAVE ONE OF THEM MAD AT MEAND I DON'T WANT KYRGYSTAN IN MY MIDIST" "I SAID I WON'T GET INTO IT..." Me: I know why (in most), I absolutely commend you you understand the assignment of not getting hate

[@silverdragon4344]

Yeah, Banks wont even offer a loan if it's a fixer-upper and most houses that are 200k and under are just that. Home ownership seems to always be just out of reach for me.

[@peterpenalosa9264]

2:15 AMERICA and Everybody else. 2:40 Pretend your 🍁 Canadian

[@hansooled]

you're right i was waiting for you to mention my boys "BTS"

[@cmichellesummers]

Great ensemble of comedic talent!

[@SV-lw8jo]

The irony lies in the fact that you never truly possess a home. Even if you've completely paid off your mortgage, the city can still seize it if you fail to meet your annual tax obligations. The dream is but an illusion.

[@bamfordsteele555]

That's ridiculous. Of course you can truly possess a home. And if you've completely paid off your mortgage and own the house outright, yes, the city could seize it if you don't pay your taxes, but just do a simple thing...pay your taxes! It's not rocket science.

[@thisisyaw7130]

the Ghana and Nigerian beef is all but Jollof rice (Ghana is naturally the winner of course)😂😁

[@WillPOnya]

Reality....doncha just love it.