What The Hell Happened This Week? Week of 7/25/2022 | The Daily Show

[@tigerlily1118]

The insane irony about some people saying that we have to sacrifice our elderly and immunocompromised people to the virus, because their chances of surviving it is so low or that we can't help them.. But if that were so true, the entirety of our corpse Congress got COVID and yet they didn't drop like flies. It's almost like having Universal Healthcare (which senators have with TAX payer money) could have saved us so many lives.. 😢

[@blackeyedsusan727]

PREACH!!! Keep repeating this to everyone you can, because it is TRUTH! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@MrKeychange]

You realize they're vaccinated?

[@beckygaytan9849]

Although the cemeteries around my neighborhood never had any more activity than normal and there are three probably more. I mean all the covid deaths where were they burying them.

[@MrKeychange]

@@beckygaytan9849They had refrigerator trucks in NYC to handle the corpses. Do you watch the cemetery by your house all day?.

[@hardlessons9732]

I have lupus and kicking baby. Haven’t caught Covid . Knock on wood.

[@MrKeychange]

The rich elderly people aren't going to stop until the entire world is in pieces.

[@cal2780]

You forgot the descriptive "white" . " Rich elderly white people (men).

[@sue27june04]

@@cal2780 complete thought! 100%

[@oliverseiler2871]

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@@sue27june04 mimimimi

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Get rich

[@wednesday8397]

Lol!! Mike Pence is whining he doesn't get special treatment anymore? That is the perfect example of why there should be term limits for EVERY elected position

[@marklar7551]

Why wait to sit at Olive garden when it's horrible...oh, Mike Pence and other horrible people...

[@sue27june04]

Amen!

[@edwardroche2480]

And judges too

[@anthonykraljic4625]

I agree and I hear so many people say it from across the political spectrum but how are we going to get it done when Congress is in total control of the process to make that happen. As of now, only 3 Republicans that I know of in the senate even support: Ted Cruz, Ron Johnson, and Rand Paul. Ted Cruz actually introduced a joint resolution to amend the constitution but that was overshadowed by so much other bs that was going on and the same time. And the other 2 are running for a third term despite signing onto a pledge term limiting themselves to 2 terms. I would bring up an Article V convention as an alternative but Congress unconstitutionally put themselves into the process when it was supposed to be completely controlled by the states and Congress even claims that they can set the agenda for a convention. So the only thing I can think of is to push state legislatures to claim their 10th amendment right to limit the terms of their own 2 US Senators and congressional reps. Maybe if enough states do that, Congress will take it as a threat.

[@anthonykraljic4625]

@@marklar7551 what’s wrong with Olive Garden? I’ve gone there several times and it’s not that bad.

[@The.End.Begins24]

"Just get in the car Nancy!"🤣🤣

[@Humongous420]

Best joke of the set 🤣🤣🤣

[@vB-yr8we]

I love how Trevor Noah breaks down the horrible news and we end up smiling .Thanks Trevor!

[@anthonykraljic4625]

I liked Jon Stewart a lot better tho.

[@oracleofdelphi4533]

HAHA... We're all gonna die! HAHAHAHA.

[@rainbowiam]

By

[@davesmith3892]

But you notice he never tells you anything about Hunter Biden Joe Biden the clintons Nancy Pelosi insider trading, you have to go to Fox News to get that story

[@_TECH4LIFE]

@@anthonykraljic4625 really.... Stewart is no match to trevor

[@geoffrey-rf7pg]

"The virus was like, my man, you dealing with a bunch of $hit right now. Imma a bounce, but I'll be back in a few weeks" - What a prediction he did there.

[@jj-sg7oj]

Too bad he can't predict how f****** s***** is comedy is so nobody ever waste any money going and seeing his stand up again

[@Limewire1984]

My favorite John Oliver's description of Trump, "Up-side-down piece of candy corn."

[@dawnburns880]

love you Trevor. love your shows. glad you spoke of the war in Ukraine and the disability thing. with love from south africa.

[@angelaanderson6591]

Trevor you had me laughing through this entire segment!!!! You’re the best!!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@jj-sg7oj]

Go waste some money on his s*** stand up and see if you laugh what's really funny is how Pro black he is yet married to a white b****🤣

[@newmoon766]

My husband bought a watch that was supposed to be self-charging based on motion. It was always stopping. In his defense, he only wore it to work, not when working out. Still funny. 😂

[@Rockingruvin]

Trevor is sharpening his comic blade… and will carry Jon’s legacy to new heights. 👏

[@SuperAH1985]

He's a million times better. Jon lost a LOT of respect when Wyatt Cenac came out talking about how racist Jon was behind the scenes. Not justifiable if on t.v. you're trying to sound "not racist" or call out fox for being racist... Also, Trevor is far more cultured and worldly than Jon, which helps in an ever growing interconnectedness of the world. Jon was never this quick and intellectual about many of these worldly topics.

[@Rockingruvin]

@@SuperAH1985 that’s funny. Thanks for the laugh, but don’t quit your day job, kid. 😉

[@jeaninnalexis4318]

That Ja Rule joke cracked me tf up!😂😂😂

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[@alexisfedrick6812]

That joke had me rolling

[@WillieCleo]

Noah, you are incredible. clarifies all of the news report. There has never been another show nor individual that clarifies what's going on in the country and world like you. Top Notch.

[@chrisstyles5955]

Theres NEVER been another show? You do realize this show existed before anyone had ever of Trevor Noah.

[@WillieCleo]

@@chrisstyles5955 Who knew? Who knew the world was round, thought it was flat? Noah, is top notch.

[@aquariosoul]

How he knows the intricacies of topics like the Catholic culture is epic: ‘the OG fog machine in the club”. 🤣

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[@jackiesaturday3362]

Maybe they will learn how to harvest our screams of frustration to power everything. We could learn from Monsters Inc

[@Jonny11299]

Ahahahahahahah

[@lillia2479]

Is that why they're forcing birth? 👁👄👁

[@michellebroadley741]

Not only is he eye candy he's ear candy too. And breaks down things into basics for all.

[@sue27june04]

True that 100%

[@vondred]

Actually he’s been doing a very poor job of it because he’s just pushing an agenda that isn’t what the American people want and he doesn’t understand most of the time of our system works and why it works the way it does

[@lauratroxel24]

💯

[@louiseerbslisbjerg7854]

I can listen to that face all day! Well... look at that voice all day! Well whatever, all day, anyway 😁

[@anjanasinghvi2429]

You deliver the headlines with great humor and laugh. Love your presentation.

[@blancheknox4171]

I'm choking on the "dramatic exit".😂💜

[@Leonaza7]

Trump asked for immunity. Absolutely not. That guy needs to be made an example of.

[@beckygaytan9849]

And what should Biden be an example of

[@Semirotta]

@@beckygaytan9849 we found a tRump MAGA boot.

[@paz1514]

Can't wait for him to get it and you losers seethe

[@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850]

'Blanket immunity' lol. Better make that a king-sized blanket with his name on it.

[@sueyourself5413]

Nixon did much, much, worse and got a pardon.

[@hawkmcintyre220]

Did Trevor just predict that Biden would have a Covid rebound? 😳

[@mochashakur4646]

He did lol

[@harrykirkpatrick7351]

It's true

[@OfficialUrbanLoungeMusic]

always watching funny brilliant Trevor

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[@eternalskeptic]

He invited He incited They rioted Then he denied it Even though he'd implied it Now he must be indicted.

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[@kathyk479]

Lol

[@theresasantiago1788]

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[@rebeccalyle8443]

You’re a poet!

[@sourtile]

POETRY

[@westabsupplyebay4093]

I'm just picturing Olive garden customers trying to nom on Mike pence confusing him for bread sticks now. They stop after tasting a lack of butter and salt.

[@presentfuture7563]

His former boss was the salty one. They used all the butter on "butter emails." 😂

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[@craigb8228]

If that ain't entitlement I don't know what it is.

[@anniemain7670]

Love listening to you , you make my day!!

[@NobleThorne]

less lawns, less breeding, less asphalt. more trees, more recognition that there is a problem

[@suekelsey1329]

Came to my phone to give you a like. Watched this twice on TV. Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@hemispace641]

Why New York? Because if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere...

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[@longobardilounge8238]

Lol the Instagram guy replied on Twitter 😂🤣

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[@siyabongamdluli6693]

Trevor u the best man that Ja Rule impersonation was amazing, how do u think of these things, u so creative man big ups

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[@xoli.8780]

I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisstyles5955]

He has writers lol. yall make it sound like he writes these jokes.

[@sandrameads1124]

"Some white people will be uncharging their phone" Thst seemed to be done right off the cuff and was the funniest thing in the whole show. I peed myself. 😜🤪🤣

[@maryhennessey2337]

Really appreciate your humor! 👍👏👏👏❤️

[@vitorloki5792]

kudoooos , from Azores , Portugal :))

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[@stephenstary3433]

i was abit stressed but bravo Trevor

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[@janeenharrison1953]

You are doing so FANTASTIC! Love You, Trevor!!

[@nooralsaleh5361]

I love this show and Noa the way he brings the news and makes us laugh about it

[@myriamortega8316]

Cant get enough.. your insane!! .. 😂.we love you trevor !..PR🇵🇷

[@SchumizMona]

That jarule joke was the best for the week

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[@mlggamer5296]

You know I actually am glad for this guy Pope Francis because he understands unlike America that even though he himself didn't cause any of what the overall Catholic church did he knows that he should still take that responsibility and apologize on behalf of the Catholic church because he is the main representative. Meanwhile white people out here in America just like "oh well we didn't cause the racism so therefore we don't need to apologize for nothing" that's who you should look to your example there that you don't have to necessarily have been the one who did the racism but once you realize that your ancestors were in charge of that or should at least be trying to apologize or whatever the compensation you can. Because at the end of the day your ancestors might not be alive but you are and therefore you represent them

[@nataliaandrews1659]

Do we really represent our ancestors? We didn’t even know them

[@angelique707]

They don’t have a connection to their ancestors like that. They are extremely individualistic in their thinking. They really think all they have is from their own “hard work.” They have no idea how the society scaffolding built by their ancestors played and still plays a huge part in their daily lives. The privilege of ignorance and oblivion.

[@mlggamer5296]

@@nataliaandrews1659 you kind of do it's like..... think about it like this. In Africa there were people from different tribes right so whenever they had to deal with anything if they wanted a representative from the tribe that one person would represent everybody whether they knew people in the tribe or not. But with white people cuz Africa is different obviously but when you are next generation of that older ancestor that did enslave people you can then set the legacy of the family in a different direction that's why I'm saying you kind of do represent them. I mean look at your last name for example. It has to belong to your father or your mother or somewhere down the line right that means you carry that name as a legacy. Of course you could change your name but I'm just saying that people will still remember you as once that last name. The point I'm making is even if you didn't know your ancestors which I would encourage you to go on find out what they did and what they're like and everything and do some research you do represent them in some way maybe in your looks you may look like your grandfather or some of your beliefs and morals followed through to you. So even if you yourself isn't racist but your previous people were that racism can follow through the family and it can become subtle racism in your case. Better to know about it so you as the next gen or if you have children or even grandchildren they can change that legacy and not be racist like previous generations before

[@mlggamer5296]

@@angelique707 yeah it's kind of sad it's like they don't acknowledge that there was a foundation first before they worked hard it's kind of sad man

[@nataliaandrews1659]

@@mlggamer5296 Ok I see some of what you are saying. Thank you 😊

[@bw13579_]

TREVOR IS AWESOME 👌 THAT TWELVE DISCIPLES JOKE, WITH JARULE WAS FUNNY 😁

[@louisphilippon5275]

Hello from France. Keep doing a nice job. I loved to watch

[@Leonaza7]

Everyone should be held accountable!!!! Even a President. If anything he should be the first one to fight to uphold the laws of his Country. Trump should be charged. The evidence is overwhelming.

[@Buttercar420]

Agreed

[@beckygaytan9849]

Really, any thing to keep the focus off Biden

[@greenthumb8266]

Especially a President! I’m so tired of all the peons doing time and the criminal oligarchs just get richer and are never held accountable!!!

[@c.b.barlow]

would you say that the evidence is *damning*....? #antichrist

[@paz1514]

What about Hunter Biden ? Are you being so passionate a bout all crimes ? Or just ones done by your enemy. Super disingenuous

[@Praxama]

love these noah trevor youtube videos, def the nicest polotical content creator. I know he had a team and its a show, but he does well on getting the message through but also adding comedic relief

[@sammievann8352]

Love your energy Trevor! 💓✨✨✨🙌🏼

[@mariaestigarrivia7029]

You are so brilliantly funny. Thank you!!!!!🥰

[@zhitomirmassive2789]

I love your humor

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[@JuystaFan]

The US is looking to protect Taiwan by devaluing it's biggest export. Processors. Hence the Chips Act. Also, it is a reasonable national security measure to subsidize it's production at home.

[@edwardroche2480]

We get a lot of machinery and electronics from Taiwan also. Apparently we exported a lot of American jobs to Taiwan.

[@anthonykraljic4625]

Interesting, could be the reason for the sudden pro-Taiwan policy shift away from the one China policy. It has suddenly become in US interest to protect Taiwan.

[@justinhyliu5763]

I don't think Trevor really understands how serious the situation between Taiwan and China is

[@jackdavid67]

Trevor Knows it ALL! “it’s why Ronnie Chang is there” Tu Regulate the Vietnamese and Koreans!

[@rickdiaz427]

He did mention world war in his content, he definitely knows a thing or two about China and Taiwan.

[@Buttercar420]

How serious is the situation between Taiwan and china? I loved Taiwan when I visited, a vibrant and Free country.

[@blackeyedsusan727]

@@Buttercar420 Google is your friend. It's a pretty big deal. Look it up.

[@suesgoodiesglutenfree1702]

You do know this is a comedy show, right?

[@joycegraham6760]

always makes me laugh watching till the end...you're the best trevornoah❤❤❤❤❤❤💋💋💋💋💋💋

[@ridwanahmed9642]

Trevor is gonna look like a messiah, if the dance charge thing comes true

[@yesandno000]

this one was HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@time2livelife]

20:30 Imagine the entitlement- complaining that you have to wait for a table at a restaurant since you’re no longer serving in office.

[@shalynendungu2395]

trevor was on fire this episode

[@mikefrazier3826]

The Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math

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[@henrymccoy7171]

Mike Frazier - Amen to that!!

[@MsColetha]

Happy Saturday 💜

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[@joannejohnson7006]

You are always 😍✌🏼thanks Trevor!

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[@Nyllllle5553i]

Why am I still laughing about the pumpkin ravioli

[@crich8956]

Measles, Polio, and Monkey pox after COVID. OHH gosh

[@bubbercakes528]

I’m proud to say that I have no clue about Instagram or Tic Tok.

[@LB-sw4qh]

I've never had to wear sunscreen but maaann a week ago the sun practically burned a hole into my face

[@mzshastalibra4705]

Trevor as coivd "Imma be back in a few weeks" Narrator "but it wouldn't be a few weeks, it would be much sooner"

[@mlggamer5296]

Why is it always New York that's the epicenter? Is it just because it's such a busy city and pretty much any disease can get in and out very easily? Yeah maybe the city that never sleeps is probably the worst decision to name it.

[@ChefMarkyMarkz]

theyre gerting rid of the choco taco?! my best memories as a child were running after the icecream truck with my friends with a pocket full of change for a choco taco!

[@claciehearts8696]

A lot has happened this week 🤦

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[@ghsppme1602]

Still coming back to these Trevor videos

[@angelaanderson6591]

That Ja Rule piece was priceless 😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

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[@ezerstudio9195]

Is this my favorite Trevor performance? 😃

[@Afilliatezero]

The Ja Rule joke won joke of the year! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@jessicawindhaus2256]

Former mortgage professional here. It's a common misconception that the Fed's rate changes directly affect mortgage interest rates, which is not true. The Fed's interest rate hikes do not DIRECTLY change mortgage rates. Mortgage interest rates, including the 30-year fixed rate, are influenced by a number of factors, including anticipation of interest rate hikes from the Fed, international and national events, the economy in general, etc. It's likely that, by the time the fed changes the rate (whether it's an increase or a decrease), mortgage rates have already changed in anticipation of this.

[@mlggamer5296]

I'm so glad that they are investigating Trump. Orange would most definitely suit him. Next thing you know you hear another TV show come out called orange is the new orange. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mamaforlife7923]

Tjevway I love your intelligence. ......

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[@aquariosoul]

“No choo for yuuu” LOL!!

[@SideWalkAstronomyNetherlands]

Yeah , when it's 37 degrees here, in the USA it is already a 100 degrees, it's always worse there :)

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[@SchoolforHackers]

You mean like 37.8C? ;)

[@myrnadouglas2893]

Trevor, I am already afraid of my phone...so I will never get a robot!

[@LAEDCSolutions]

I wish Trevor said “A Billion” in his Donald Trump impression😢

[@Karinesrecipe]

I think they should pick different winners every million. No one needs a billion.

[@chrisstyles5955]

A million wouldnt last you at all nowadays. I do agree with you, but like 10, or 20 million would be doable.

[@yourcollegecourse]

We saw Lake Mead water on new golf courses throughout Arizona. They drained the Indian lakes as well. Somebody created an entire river with Lake Mead water in Tempe, Arizona. Drought is the cover story for a global aqueduct that supports private enterprise.

[@ralphhbernstein6798]

SpaceX should be able to dock a dragon loaded with fuel to boost the station.

[@MegaCassie83]

A rich man in Displanes,IL won let that sink in

[@runwader]

somehow I've already seen this 2 days ago while in Thailand

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[@SchoolforHackers]

Yeah, it’s a mashup of the last week’s videos. Or you crossed the date line twice, really fast?

[@andrewmowen2925]

Lol so messed up that the news made it sound like the kid playing chess with the robot was at fault for making a move too soon. I guess since you can't sue the robot but maybe sue the builder that made that robot so strong! I can't laugh enough at this world!🤣😂🤣

[@mlggamer5296]

Mike Pence: I'm being treated differently now that I'm no longer vice president Me: what's the matter Pence can't get used to normal life again huh? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 What's the problem dawg?

[@carolw8579]

I will be sure to watch Transformers with the Russian Just for Sci.fi🤣

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[@ccccclolis.383]

quiet interesting 😂you only mentioned that the COVID-19 pandemic started in Wuhan’s market, but why didn’t you mention anything about that the Lancet study indicates that coronavirus is most likely from US laboratories😄

[@aishaabdinur2930]

lol - we love our recommendation algorithms hahahah!

[@tinotendasimeti5632]

Loving the show from Zimbabwe

[@henrymccoy7171]

inotenda simeti - Umm - Trevor's show is from NYC. If you're watching a show from Zimbabwe, you've got some exceptional cable.

[@tinotendasimeti5632]

@@henrymccoy7171 yep I'm watching from Zimbabwe, the guy is one of my fav comedians ,infact sec from hart

[@henrymccoy7171]

@@tinotendasimeti5632 - Okay. My Mistake. Sorry! Oh - and Enjoy!

[@denisebooth8963]

The UNIVERSE needs you♥️🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewshanaghan797]

It's not a problem in my country

[@themelle]

*about to sneeze* Russia says "no more tcheww for you" 😂😂

[@The.world.has.gone.crazy...]

Russia is pulling out of the spacestation, they gonna built theyre own? 🤣🤣🤣 They even dont even have enough money to sustain theire war!

[@117741805]

Ты уверен?)

[@kazedanny4395]

That's what the media is telling you

[@lewilyro65]

"like👍 its a cute dress"

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[@tyrellchibvongodze3566]

LOL! Trevor! Trevor! Trevor! Ja Rule Disciples!

[@time2livelife]

Why are all the social media apps copying each other? There’s a reason we have more than one app on our phone. We want different apps for different things.

[@nate9361]

"What can we do now with that information?" Uh, I dunno, Trevor, how about we stop needlessly abusing and slaughtering animals for our consumption? Like how most of our pandemic diseases start?

[@americonabroad]

As an American living in Taiwan I can tell you that China has no claim here... Taiwan has been independent for 111 years... It's basically like the UK saying the US belongs to them. If China tries anything, I hope the world (specifically the US) comes together to defend it's ally in the east!

[@ktheeagle5742]

1:53 so well put TREVOR. 😅

[@arondajackson1880]

I don't do IG.

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[@paulbaker847]

It may be hard to believe, but at one time there was an analog device called a self-winding watch.

[@_thekingsam]

Funny thing is I'm in Nigeria and its like getting colder

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[@henrymccoy7171]

King Sam - That's why it's called "climate change", my Prince. Man-made pollution has upended "normal" weather.

[@_thekingsam]

@@henrymccoy7171 well if it makes Nigeria colder let them keep messing up

[@keriannmeyers1171]

Has it occurred to anyone else to maybe.... Not use insta/ social media? Learn new skills, do things by hand? Join a book club? I like KZbin but I don't have TV or social media, this is all. I'm still living and breathing.

[@Corvaire]

It's even funnier now, because Covid decided not to leave Biden. ;O)-