The Final Clinton vs. Trump Debate: The Daily Show

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The Daily Show

7 жыл бұрын

In the final presidential debate of 2016, Donald Trump denies being a "puppet" for Vladimir Putin, and Hillary Clinton tries to discredit WikiLeaks revelations.
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The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.

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@MsGrapeNehi
@MsGrapeNehi 7 жыл бұрын
"To be fair, Trump thinks all women are puppets. That's why he's always trying to stick his hand up them." Did anyone else go "OOOHHHHH!!" out loud at that?
@emeraldkat2167
@emeraldkat2167 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah and at 1 am and sitting on my back porch, I may have woken a couple neighbors... oops! haha!
@vetonrecica5558
@vetonrecica5558 7 жыл бұрын
What-If Machine I did.
@kimdanielthorkildsen7659
@kimdanielthorkildsen7659 7 жыл бұрын
I almost chocked on my drink when I heard it
@tylerjhunter
@tylerjhunter 7 жыл бұрын
You mean like the entire audience? Did you watch the clip?
@alexmaninga5447
@alexmaninga5447 7 жыл бұрын
I definitely did! Trevor is a savage.
@mohammedhussain4907
@mohammedhussain4907 7 жыл бұрын
"That's why he's always trying to stick his hand up them." Somewhere far away, in a distant galaxy, Jon Stewart wipes a tear whispering: "I'm proud of you Trevor"
@LinkinPark4ever79
@LinkinPark4ever79 7 жыл бұрын
Man, that burn was so on point
@TheBrianJ
@TheBrianJ 7 жыл бұрын
It's amazing to see how perfect in the role Trevor Noah is now, compared to when he first started as host and you could tell he was nervous and still trying to find his voice.
@JoelYancey
@JoelYancey 7 жыл бұрын
I had exactly the same thought when I heard that!
@roryokane5907
@roryokane5907 7 жыл бұрын
Jon Stewart da real Obi-Wan-Kenobi.
@LinkinPark4ever79
@LinkinPark4ever79 7 жыл бұрын
TheBrianJ He started out great, and now he's even better "I never imagined that I would have two things, an indoor toilet, and a job as host of The Daily Show. And now I have both. And I'm comfortable with one of them" 😂
@elimartin3982
@elimartin3982 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, that comment about him not excepting the election results really didn’t age well
@guguy00
@guguy00 Жыл бұрын
Actually, it aged perfectly. I mean, he literally revealed his disdane for the democratic process if he didn't win (and somehow he won the election), so it aged incredibly well.
@iamdokTrin
@iamdokTrin 7 жыл бұрын
"You're the puppet! No, YOU'RE the puppet!...Truthfully Donald Trump thinks all women are puppets and that's why he's always trying to stick his hand up them." *just fell off my chair and my side's hurting from laughing*
@Shady_Fungus
@Shady_Fungus 7 жыл бұрын
Calling it now. If Trump becomes president he's gonna run for god next. The man thinks he can do no wrong.
@edwinplayer
@edwinplayer 7 жыл бұрын
he's gonna ask god for his/her/its birth certificate.
@sweetjaysus4507
@sweetjaysus4507 7 жыл бұрын
i think tumblr would like thank you for not assuming god's gender
@ChernobyLime
@ChernobyLime 7 жыл бұрын
"Calling it now. When Trump becomes president he's gonna run for god next. The man thinks he can do no wrong." FTFY
@loserman123able
@loserman123able 7 жыл бұрын
ChernobyLime uh, no
@crazycutz8072
@crazycutz8072 7 жыл бұрын
run for God og Good.. ? :D
@supershinigami1
@supershinigami1 7 жыл бұрын
She destroyed him so much at that debate stage. There's no way he can recover from that.
@youthought5488
@youthought5488 7 жыл бұрын
says who?
@supershinigami1
@supershinigami1 7 жыл бұрын
When it touches the wrong hole common sense
@TeamHeroTv
@TeamHeroTv 7 жыл бұрын
lol paid Hillary bot, trump wins... next 3 days "hillary hillary hillary".... oh hillary won. Its stupid propaganda
@peterj.rosario5310
@peterj.rosario5310 7 жыл бұрын
anyone with a functional brain
@youthought5488
@youthought5488 7 жыл бұрын
supershinigami1 joke went over your head
@AmeeliaK
@AmeeliaK 7 жыл бұрын
I start to understand why Jon Stewart chose Trevor Noah to replace him. He's getting better and better.
@oldchicken2
@oldchicken2 7 жыл бұрын
Ameelia K still not very good though
@ranaosman1393
@ranaosman1393 7 жыл бұрын
Running on Empty Neither was Jon during his first few years
@hebamadi265
@hebamadi265 5 жыл бұрын
Good choice 💖👏🏻👍🏻
@baswdc2165
@baswdc2165 4 жыл бұрын
@@garyark1291 I'm sorry, you watch the Daily Show to learn? I don't think you're watching the show for the right reasons.
@AlexDeLarge1
@AlexDeLarge1 4 жыл бұрын
Gary Ark I wouldn’t expect John Oliver to be as funny, since his comedy comes more from pointing out the absolute absurdity and bizarre contradictions in our political system, and other countries’ political systems. John Oliver is great if you like laughing at the existential fact that we are fucked.
@AlexDeLarge1
@AlexDeLarge1 7 жыл бұрын
Who else clicks the DELETE INTERNET button on the off chance that it will actually work this time?
@rjmramos1534
@rjmramos1534 4 жыл бұрын
This would be the rebirth of Media Seriuousity and democracy
@Muk1R1
@Muk1R1 7 жыл бұрын
This just in : The bathrooms in Trump towers will hence forth be renamed - #Nastywoman" and #Badhombres
@TheJeweledBird
@TheJeweledBird 7 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@seeamerica1
@seeamerica1 7 жыл бұрын
Breaking news: In retaliation for Trump's anti-media remarks, the media has secretly programmed all of the Trump toilet bowls to make a sniffling sound after flushing
@flaggerify
@flaggerify 7 жыл бұрын
You stole that from George Takei. :-P
@cachetona4794
@cachetona4794 7 жыл бұрын
IM CRYING LMAO
@dandy3082
@dandy3082 7 жыл бұрын
Muk1R1 From now on deleting your emails will be called taking a CrookedHillary.
@Taxrenn93
@Taxrenn93 7 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I just noticed what Hillary did throughout these debates. In the first she wore red, in the second she wore blue, and in the third she wore white. A bit on the nose, don't you think, Hillary?
@genessab
@genessab 7 жыл бұрын
Taxrenn93 I liked it, they were all pretty dresses and the flag metaphor is on point :p
@tonfiselier1818
@tonfiselier1818 7 жыл бұрын
Taxrenn93 Well spotted. Trump did the same thing with his ties (second debate blue with white stripes).
@maurice4348
@maurice4348 7 жыл бұрын
if you only just noticed now it wasnt that on the nose was it?
@andrewowens92
@andrewowens92 7 жыл бұрын
Taxrenn93, also no flag pin in all the debates
@chrish1857
@chrish1857 7 жыл бұрын
Taxrenn93 The same colors as...Russia's flag
@TessaLeigh
@TessaLeigh 7 жыл бұрын
Trump did just go full-blown crazy. Damn. Thought he may have actually learned something from the previous two debates. Nope. Still effing cray cray.
@rodney9925
@rodney9925 7 жыл бұрын
What Trump is saying is true and I've checked.
@joshuamartyn3987
@joshuamartyn3987 7 жыл бұрын
Rodney yeah your actually right there's no guarantee that Russia did anything
@Theproclaimed
@Theproclaimed 7 жыл бұрын
Rodney he lies in every speech
@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod
@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod 7 жыл бұрын
I actually hesitated to click the "delete the internet" button. Lol.
@15yearoldguitarguy56
@15yearoldguitarguy56 4 жыл бұрын
@Zzzzeyd XDXD
@timgersh6787
@timgersh6787 7 жыл бұрын
do not take a shot every time trump says something stupid or you liver will shut down
@chrismartindale9737
@chrismartindale9737 7 жыл бұрын
You'd be passed out in 5 minutes.
@Xaphnir
@Xaphnir 7 жыл бұрын
tim gersh I had a beer and took a drink every time either one said something dumb. I finished it in about 5 minutes.
@tenorsaxophone2012
@tenorsaxophone2012 7 жыл бұрын
Chris Martindale 5 mins is an optimistic number
@unknownsample4801
@unknownsample4801 7 жыл бұрын
you would be dead before the trump decided to run for president.
@rabidrabbitshuggers
@rabidrabbitshuggers 7 жыл бұрын
tim gersh I think we all put a moratorium on drinking games based on the debate.
@plcthelegacy4131
@plcthelegacy4131 7 жыл бұрын
He said The emmys were rigged. "Should have gotten it." I swear, if I didn't know him, I'd call him a smart @ss.
@mr.lucario1525
@mr.lucario1525 7 жыл бұрын
he almost seems like a living SNL impression
@Drace90
@Drace90 7 жыл бұрын
In reality he's just an ass.
@w1987g
@w1987g 7 жыл бұрын
Kami?
@jwitherspoon8885
@jwitherspoon8885 7 жыл бұрын
I died. I didn't watch the debate and it caught me way off guard.
@SabishiiFury
@SabishiiFury 7 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, is there a joke hidden somewhere in that phrase? I'm not a native.
@timmysinvestments3110
@timmysinvestments3110 7 жыл бұрын
Do you want my opinion on this? I will keep you in suspense.
@classytmc
@classytmc 7 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahaha!
@awesomeguy9573
@awesomeguy9573 7 жыл бұрын
LMAO W
@dhartmahmed50
@dhartmahmed50 7 жыл бұрын
Do you want my opinion on this comment? Keeep going. I got something huge for you! THE GREAT WALL OF MEXIMERICA __________________________________________________________________________ You got past!? Well I've had my tic-tacs, so here is my answer I will keep you in suspense
@wesleyem3
@wesleyem3 7 жыл бұрын
Dhart M Ahmed You are a genius my friend. 😂
@dallynmatheson3609
@dallynmatheson3609 7 жыл бұрын
Hostile Hero
@Crazy_Diamond_75
@Crazy_Diamond_75 7 жыл бұрын
"The bad _snifffff_ drugdealers..." Lol!
@SeansPiano
@SeansPiano 7 жыл бұрын
1000 views in 5 minutes? This video is RIGGED!!!
@soapy_squidie
@soapy_squidie 7 жыл бұрын
Sean's Piano your comment is RIGGED! lol
@tygk4741
@tygk4741 7 жыл бұрын
Sean's Piano, I like your videos.
@teamvalor2018
@teamvalor2018 7 жыл бұрын
YJ very creative...
@davemathewsrocks
@davemathewsrocks 7 жыл бұрын
LOL
@orimahn3523
@orimahn3523 7 жыл бұрын
Sean's Piano is rigged, the black keys are missing. Jokes.
@gordypatsgordypats5380
@gordypatsgordypats5380 7 жыл бұрын
uk here Trump was awful.
@diarmuidmarsden7752
@diarmuidmarsden7752 7 жыл бұрын
Gordypats Gordypats Yup. Watched it live till 3am.
@MasterPpv
@MasterPpv 7 жыл бұрын
Gordypats Gordypats US here. We know.
@diarmuidmarsden7752
@diarmuidmarsden7752 7 жыл бұрын
***** the fuck is that supposed to mean?
@davebuchan81
@davebuchan81 7 жыл бұрын
+The GoatYou what? There are only about 5% Muslims here, and we basically get along fine.No new laws only for them, no "no go areas".UK politics isn't better in principle, we have awful cunts too. Just nothing to do with Islam.
@gordypatsgordypats5380
@gordypatsgordypats5380 7 жыл бұрын
The Goat goat youre gonna love this.95percent of expat yanks over here wont vote for Trump.. lm a Brit, by the way and but can see why.
@EdgarMartinez-pd2rt
@EdgarMartinez-pd2rt 7 жыл бұрын
THIS COMMENT SECTION IS RIGGED
@evilgary747
@evilgary747 7 жыл бұрын
I wonder if that guy was deliberately in the audience to make a joke in case Trevor actually messed up on accident.
@akinfemi
@akinfemi 7 жыл бұрын
Look closely, "that guy" is also Trevor
@familyaccount6491
@familyaccount6491 7 жыл бұрын
I love Trevor's African accent.
@xxCrazy101xx
@xxCrazy101xx 7 жыл бұрын
he makes a face that goes with it too which makes it extra funny
@welliguess3476
@welliguess3476 7 жыл бұрын
Chad Aoun **South African
@TheMoviePlanet
@TheMoviePlanet 7 жыл бұрын
No he means the accent he puts on when impersonating a stereotypical African
@Codiliabra
@Codiliabra 7 жыл бұрын
I love his actual South African accent and his impersonation of a "typical" African. But I adore his Nelson Mandela accent.
@ReactwithRandy
@ReactwithRandy 7 жыл бұрын
his accent is south African. all african have different accent depending on what region you come from in africa.
@sfishy5540
@sfishy5540 7 жыл бұрын
I love how Trevor left South Africa but took South Africa's political maturity with him
@claywilson6149
@claywilson6149 7 жыл бұрын
Oh God!! I'm South African ...and I have to agree. BUT...If you guys knew the scandalous bullshit happening in our country right now..your election would be like a kiddy's television show . Sorry but we got liars ,murderers and thieves grandstanding at a colossal scale. The lies flow like sour milk. Trevor would not get away with half the shit he can say there by you guys . No man ..down here we love our great president Jacob Zuma and everythings just peachy . You didn't hear from me and I wasn't here.
@Drace90
@Drace90 7 жыл бұрын
Does America really get to call other countries politics immature at the moment?
@pjreed9136
@pjreed9136 7 жыл бұрын
shaun kearley so Trevor can't make a mockery of our political system, but Trump can?
@liberallarry847
@liberallarry847 7 жыл бұрын
i thought he was being sincere
@ohbbyilikeitrawr
@ohbbyilikeitrawr 7 жыл бұрын
Clay Wilson between trump and Hillary they tick all boxes of liars, thieves, murderers.
@55TheInTIMidator55
@55TheInTIMidator55 7 жыл бұрын
7:27 might be the greatest roast of all time.
@TimGoudriaan
@TimGoudriaan 7 жыл бұрын
I don't like either candidates so as a European I wish you all good luck the next four years.
@davidhix8134
@davidhix8134 7 жыл бұрын
Berry Von Heizelstoff not me bro if hillery wins I'm moving to Australia I'd rather die from a snake than nukes
@trigofn5965
@trigofn5965 5 жыл бұрын
As a South African I also wish them luck
@rekk1215
@rekk1215 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@danielg.5354
@danielg.5354 3 жыл бұрын
This aged nicely. Trump flips off the Paris agreement, started a trade war with China, got upset at Trudeau and Macron and basically said screw you to British manners, disrespecting the Queen while pissing off a bunch of Brits
@josselynaz6614
@josselynaz6614 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidhix8134 You can't now because Donald Trump Wall block you
@RyanHellyer
@RyanHellyer 7 жыл бұрын
The "Delete Internet" button is broken.
@EricBurbeck
@EricBurbeck 7 жыл бұрын
hahaha, this really made my morning. thanks, ryan hellyer!
@bobbyde_pressed4023
@bobbyde_pressed4023 7 жыл бұрын
It's alright. Vote for Trump. He did say he wanted to "shut down" the internet a while back. Let him do that and the rest of the world won't need to see his bullshit.
@RyanHellyer
@RyanHellyer 7 жыл бұрын
Perhaps they should replace the "Delete Internet" button with a "Delete Trump" button.
@eli6474
@eli6474 7 жыл бұрын
Vote Jill Stein for Freedom of Speech. Jill Stein was arrested for trying to assert her constitutional right of freedom of speech during the 2012 debates controlled and run by the Democrats and Republicans. The same parties that decided this would be the end of open debates after Jesse Ventura rose from 9% in the polls on labor day, to be the governor of Minnesota 60 days later, thank you tyt interviews. If Jill Stein were to have access to determine how we spend our military budget I guarantee we wouldn't have had 2.8 trillion dollars lost in accounting errors during one quarter of the 2015 military budget. Since 1996, the first year congress required a military audit 8.5 trillion dollars has gone unaccounted for. This is why I am supporting Jill Stein who calls for an immediate end to all non essential military spending. She says climate change is a world war 3 level threat and between 97 and 99% of our scientists agree. During this past Summer over 100 people died from heat exhaustion in one month in the middle east, all because the temperature didn't fall below 100degrees and the poor don't have access to air conditioning. And India admitted all but the end of its preventative measures towards climate change when they decided to triple oil and coal production. We need to worry more about the issues Collin Kapernick was protesting. It's the pointless killing of innocent civilians that he is protesting, not the flag itself and the veterans who faught for it. It's the innocent killings of Philando Castile, Tamir Rice, and the other, (reportedly, probably higher) 102 unarmed black people that were killed by police in 2015, at 5 times the rate of whites. It's a fact that over a third of all unarmed people who were killed in 2015 were black(37%) and yet they comprise only 13% of the population. It's a fact that in 2008 the United States had 12000 gun related homicides where as Japan had 11 total, not eleven thousand, 11. In 2015 we had 375 mass shootings and 41 police officers lost their lives defending our flag that is supposed to represent our country and our independence.We have a problem in the United States and it isn't someone kneeling for a song or not thinking highly enough of a flag. It's people not thinking highly enough about people or there lives.And for the record he didn't get to be the starting quarterback because he protested this way, but at least he got people talking about it. That part was my opinion btw, I think he is a very talented athlete. And if anyone disagrees that we have a problem with police shootings, I urge you to consider that hundreds of unarmed Americans of every race and ethnicity that were killed by police outnumber the number of police officers killed in the line of duty by over ten fold. The number of invaluable lives lost in the line of duty by police officers during 2015 was 130. If that is unclear the number of police fatalities in 2015 were 130 and 42 of those from gun shot. My neighbor and longtime police chief from my hometown past away in a similar manner as those 42, when he tragically decided to take his own life. I hope people can understand that life is more important than any one moment, so why in one split second, one moment, can it be so easy for someone to say I give up and one moment later, one loud gunshot later, it's all over. It's too hard to make the right decision every second of every day, and that's why I urge people to think about that before they make a decision they can never take back. This is why I support Jill Stein, free speech, and the constitution. 10 years ago the ruling party of Greece was polling at 4%, for the green party to remain a party, they are required by law to run a candidate.It is a crime that is being committed by our political system and our founding fathers said it so when they said no two party political system could be successful and everlasting. In Minnesota, when Jesse Ventura was allowed in the debates after labor day, polling at about 9% he was able to be elected governor 60 days later. This is why Jill Stein is not allowed in the debates that are controlled by the Democrats and Republicans who decided you need to be more popular, polling at 15%, to get in the debates. Now tell me this, would Jesse Ventura ever have been elected if he hadn't been in the debates. Stein had it right when she said, I'm paraphrasing, Hillary is possibly worse for the country than any one else because she says we have to maintain our no fly zone in syria, which means were going to war with Russia, according to crooked Hillary. Hillary was corrupted and is corrupted by money and hasn't provided me enough evidence that she serves Christ above the God of money, for which she sold her life away to try and serve. However, Trump doesn't understand why we can't use nukes and why we can't default on our debts. This is a grey area for me, I just know that what I heard from Trump, he says we need to kill the families of terrorists and torture even if it doesn't work. We need an intelligent leader who has the heart I believe trump has deep down. A vote for Stein is a vote for the people, for freedom, and everything our constitution and country stand for. It's what our founding fathers said, no two system political party would ever be successful and everlasting. That's why we can get an amendment through wolfpac to get money out of politics through state conventions and petition signatures. If Hillary is elected, we lose our constitutional rights. So please if you agree, or not, like and share this, for me or for the benefit it might bring to the victims of these atrocities. And please, if you read this, please read the comments and understand we're all the victims.
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 7 жыл бұрын
That would be pointless. Delete him, another creature from the bowels of rotting American capitalism will arise. Clinton is the shiny plastic face of the continued scam...better than Trump, but then almost anything is. The system produces these wretched liars. The system must be deleted.
@mutopis
@mutopis 7 жыл бұрын
Did Trump just uttered the word "sorry" to Monica's answering machine? Must be fake.
@alexiatr
@alexiatr 7 жыл бұрын
mutopis wait a minute... you're right, he would not have given Monica a six either.
@superpantman
@superpantman 7 жыл бұрын
mutopis *rigged
@waliyatv5169
@waliyatv5169 7 жыл бұрын
mutopis and
@aristotlelocke4598
@aristotlelocke4598 7 жыл бұрын
Clinton is a Liar and the Campaign is corrupt. The WIkileaks PROVE the entire campaign is corrupt. Anyone who can justify supporting Hillary Clinton after the revelations that Podesta sent email explaining how to allow illegal aliens to lie at the voting booth about the citizenship, or the collusion between nearly EVERY main stream media outlets and Hillary Clinton Operatives is delusional and in denial in terms the legitimacy of her campaign. The way in which the Clinton campaign has been run is nothing short the Institutional Corruption. Every notice the unfunny snarky comedians all tell the exact same Trump bashing jokes... crescendo-ing as we get to election date. FUCK CNN, FUCK MSNBC, FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS FUCK THE HILLARY CLINTON CAMPAIGN
@aristotlelocke4598
@aristotlelocke4598 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck this guy for telling American's how to run an election. This guy sucks and is bottom of barrel compared to the talent that was born out of Liberal John Stewart school of comedy. Unfunny, snarky and kind of a snobbish ass.
@abhijitha8150
@abhijitha8150 6 жыл бұрын
this is funny to listen to a year later and knowing the results, how everything changed in the blink of an eye.
@yoimsquirtle
@yoimsquirtle 7 жыл бұрын
Mom: "Wow. Trump is so quiet." Me: "It's barely 5 minutes into the debate.." Mom: 😂😂 "u rite" ily, mom. C:
@duodbzsonic
@duodbzsonic 7 жыл бұрын
Ok I borderline hate Trump at this point but I gotta admit his response to the emies thing had me dying.
@danielbaugh2170
@danielbaugh2170 7 жыл бұрын
He should've won that :)
@carlosc1dbz
@carlosc1dbz 7 жыл бұрын
Solar_Steel that also made me lol. Like he has a good sense of humor.
@danlyday7248
@danlyday7248 7 жыл бұрын
carlosc1dbz Trevor Noah even said a bit back that Donald Trump is just a comedian who couldn't find the right stage. or something to that effect.
@shewasidiq1018
@shewasidiq1018 7 жыл бұрын
Pol
@king_big_pp
@king_big_pp 7 жыл бұрын
Don't feel bad. Everyone laughs at clowns.
@BiohazardBunney
@BiohazardBunney 7 жыл бұрын
"Well that's because he'd rather have a puppet as president" DAMN.
@eliasmalmberg316
@eliasmalmberg316 3 жыл бұрын
9:52 . 4 years later and the same questions
@zahraabahzad4164
@zahraabahzad4164 3 жыл бұрын
He IS SAYING THE SAME SHIT 4 YEARS LATER
@FishCakeIce
@FishCakeIce 7 жыл бұрын
It sounded like Trump actually said "hambres" (he mispronounced) which is, like, the plural of the adjective hungry? My gringo friend made the opposite mistake and was trying to pick up the waitress in a restaurant and instead of saying "Yo tengo hambre," (I have hunger) he said "Yo tengo hombre," (I have a man.) Yeah, he didn't get laid.
@mitchgarner4455
@mitchgarner4455 7 жыл бұрын
Unicorn-Town-Going-Down This is the best thing I've seen all night jajaja
@LeafHuntress
@LeafHuntress 7 жыл бұрын
for bad hambres #tacotrucksoneverycorner
@bamfasaurusrex
@bamfasaurusrex 7 жыл бұрын
1) Sounds like your friend dodged a bullet there, didn't he! 2)Get out of my country.
@FishCakeIce
@FishCakeIce 7 жыл бұрын
bamfasaurusrex Wow XD I was born here, so this is my country too, hombre. :)
@FishCakeIce
@FishCakeIce 7 жыл бұрын
I mean, unless you live in New Zealand or something.. in which case I've never been so there's not point telling me to leave...
@TheCommuted
@TheCommuted 7 жыл бұрын
Did Trump dismiss democracy like we're in Egypt? Just throw it under the bus.
@ibrahimabdulrahman2687
@ibrahimabdulrahman2687 7 жыл бұрын
Ronald Hinchley do you live in Egypt ?
@TheCommuted
@TheCommuted 7 жыл бұрын
Ibrahim Abdulrahman no, but apparently I can piss every one off. mass trial sentencing 100 people to death seems bad to. maybe worse than the risk of waiting 2 and a half years to elect morsi out.
@ibrahimabdulrahman2687
@ibrahimabdulrahman2687 7 жыл бұрын
Can't agree more , I live in Germany and can't even imagining coming back .. It is military hell on earth !
@dlbailey2012
@dlbailey2012 7 жыл бұрын
Great show, I watch every episode. Keep up the good work Trevor!!
@AmerikanSkull
@AmerikanSkull 7 жыл бұрын
"I Have the greatest temperament' he said. Does he know what that means.
@TheBraunMachine2011
@TheBraunMachine2011 7 жыл бұрын
7:10-7:37 LMFAOO, the puppets bit had me in tears xDD
@IatAS
@IatAS 7 жыл бұрын
it was like listening to my grandparrents fight :D
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 7 жыл бұрын
and now you know why you need to vote out the current Congress and put new, young people into those seats. it's all your Grandpa and a couple of useless grandmas taking up air and water in the Capital Dome in Washington DC. Vote. Give Yourself The Government You Deserve, one that works for You and not to the Highest Bidder.
@TheBraunMachine2011
@TheBraunMachine2011 7 жыл бұрын
Kris Cros lmao yeah it was xDD
@davidhix8134
@davidhix8134 7 жыл бұрын
TheBraunMachine2011 I lost my breath I rolled in the floor
@dwightkschrute1549
@dwightkschrute1549 7 жыл бұрын
Anyone still in doubt about Trever being able to fill J . Stewart's shoes? he pretty much dropped the mike on that one.
@1161ofmany
@1161ofmany 7 жыл бұрын
Rodney Thompson I am still on the fence, I like him but don't like his "war on bullshit" being way too biased towards Hillary. I really like Trevor tho. Thinking about it maybe it is because Trump is so easy to crap on..
@squeaker3087
@squeaker3087 7 жыл бұрын
Rodney Thompson jon would have crushed trump too
@danlyday7248
@danlyday7248 7 жыл бұрын
Rodney Thompson I actually think it's a good thing. I think this election would have depressed him and Trevor Noah seems to keep good vibes always
@experiment3945
@experiment3945 7 жыл бұрын
He's too young.
@experiment3945
@experiment3945 7 жыл бұрын
I like him too. Lets hope for the best.
@ollieanntan4478
@ollieanntan4478 7 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to say "Madame President!"
@mieliav
@mieliav 7 жыл бұрын
"keep them in suspense" - he just said that one of his options is not accepting the election results!!! trevor, you are right - this was the most horrific of all.
@Manamanamana36
@Manamanamana36 4 жыл бұрын
And Hillary accepted them with grace lol
@ianvonpechmann3745
@ianvonpechmann3745 7 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how anyone can vote for trump after his measly performance in this debate. He barely answered the questions that were being asked, he never gave direct counterarguments to Hillary's criticisms, and he acted like an angry child telling blatant lies left and right
@jackl3608
@jackl3608 7 жыл бұрын
sadly those deplorable xenophobic undereducated trump fans don't care about anything... like when Trump talked about growth in China and India... they wouldn't know how to process the information... seriously how would anyone with a basic understanding of economics and economy compare the growth of china nd india with that of the US. and then the termination of pregnancy at 9 months... I'm no expert in this but I think it's unadvisable and dangerous to the mother to terminate pregnancy at 9 months... Trump was full of bullshit and still many people buy into his rubbish
@oskarpolanski3422
@oskarpolanski3422 7 жыл бұрын
I don't think 1/2 of the people that will vote for him, will do so because they like him. They will do it because they hate the establishment. Many of them will be Bernie supporters who are angry about the Clinton Camp collaboration with the DNC to sabotage Bernie's campaign. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of Trump. But what Clinton did to Bernie is disgusting and shows that this particular part of this election was rigged. Ironically it shows that the Democrats do not have a fairly and democratically elected nominee. Sad. Though I do agree, debating is definitely not Trump's forte haha!
@oskarpolanski3422
@oskarpolanski3422 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah not difficult to beat him in debates haha! But that's exactly my point, 1/2 of the people won't vote for him because of what he says, they will vote for him despite his words! XD
@tails512
@tails512 7 жыл бұрын
I suspect Trump meant "bad hombres", but he said "bad hambres". Looks like Trump is planning to address the bad hungers in the US.
@mikecraig2062
@mikecraig2062 7 жыл бұрын
tails512 I thought he said bad Harambe's
@williammoney3895
@williammoney3895 7 жыл бұрын
Damn I haven't seen this many crying babies since I went visiting my sister in the maternity ward.
@48ilop
@48ilop 7 жыл бұрын
Great show Trevor!!!!!!!!!!!
@futbolind
@futbolind 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor is the only one who criticises both candidates.
@dr.zoidberg8666
@dr.zoidberg8666 7 жыл бұрын
Objective =/= Neutral
@koneh6666
@koneh6666 7 жыл бұрын
Dr. Zoidberg Well we should all strive to be more objective when it comes to politics even if you choose a side, blind following is never good.
@codes5218
@codes5218 7 жыл бұрын
REDKNIGHT he just shows the facts. Hillary was dodgy on the wiki question. her only flaw. trump had mistakes on "hombre", clarity of economy plan, and concession of when he loses... terrible.
@taariqm-star6162
@taariqm-star6162 7 жыл бұрын
You're delusional he's a troll for the Clinton's and Obama that's so obvious...
@xxxxmimi
@xxxxmimi 7 жыл бұрын
REDKNIGHT i dont ever want trump to win but i must disagree with you... trevor doesnt dig deep into hillary at all, even during the primary he was very protective of hillary. i mean, at this point - we have to do everything we can to block trump from winning so i understand why trevor is so soft on hillary but trevor had been on hillarys side from the gate
@MSEDzirasa2015
@MSEDzirasa2015 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor Hillary wore winter white also called cream; TBH she looked super elegant and pretty...
@unknownsample4801
@unknownsample4801 7 жыл бұрын
He know he was joking
@PHONEYPOLITICS
@PHONEYPOLITICS 7 жыл бұрын
PFFFT SHE LOOKED LIKE A CRAZED PASTRY CHEF
@mitchgarner4455
@mitchgarner4455 7 жыл бұрын
JEZEBEL AND AHAB SLAYER OMIGOD I CHOKED ON MY COFFEE LAUGHING 😂😂😂
@BS_stuG
@BS_stuG 7 жыл бұрын
The button didn't work. The internet's still here.
@SeanBrennan007
@SeanBrennan007 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor Noah is killing it.
@suhashoysala3807
@suhashoysala3807 7 жыл бұрын
When Trevor started stuttering around 3:25, I was thinking, "Oh no, he's making a fool of himself on live TV..." but turns out that the whole thing was a set-up to the half-brother joke. Mad props, Trevor.
@PrinceCarlosTV
@PrinceCarlosTV 7 жыл бұрын
"we have some bad ambres" what the fuck is an "ambre"???? im a latino, and i think he meant 'hombre' (PRONOUNCED: oo-m-bree) which means 'men'
@puppylovergirl303
@puppylovergirl303 7 жыл бұрын
Carlos Peralta you're giving him too much credit. He said "ahm-brays" 😂😂😂
@puppylovergirl303
@puppylovergirl303 7 жыл бұрын
Carlos Peralta like it's a freaking hairstyle
@rodrigos81
@rodrigos81 7 жыл бұрын
yo tengo hambre :-)
@jagerlionruiz8639
@jagerlionruiz8639 7 жыл бұрын
Harambe?
@danm9326
@danm9326 7 жыл бұрын
I got one..."bigly"
@LoveDiveChannel
@LoveDiveChannel 11 ай бұрын
Miss you so much, Trevor
@Unmutant
@Unmutant 7 жыл бұрын
the delete internet button doesn't work
@julian2870
@julian2870 7 жыл бұрын
We need Trevor's half brother to show up more often
@smith13514
@smith13514 7 жыл бұрын
HOW DOES HILLARY NOT SHOW ANY RESPONSE TO TRUMP'S COMMENTS?! I would be dying of laughter.
@vagingo
@vagingo 7 жыл бұрын
Devan Smith she's made of steel and wires and I have it on good authority that she's a robot.
@wordforger
@wordforger 7 жыл бұрын
She's cracked once or twice, but somehow managed to keep it together.
@insomania87
@insomania87 Жыл бұрын
10:16 "did he really just dismiss democracy???" 2022: well... yeah
@glendathompson2798
@glendathompson2798 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor, we miss you in SA!
@mrCDM3000
@mrCDM3000 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor's impersonations always on point... 7:57 "I said pussy things on the bus"
@SynergyCeleste
@SynergyCeleste 7 жыл бұрын
she's wearing cream not white!
@TheReddaredevil223
@TheReddaredevil223 7 жыл бұрын
Whatever...
@SynergyCeleste
@SynergyCeleste 7 жыл бұрын
brionbact I noticed that they adjusted the color on her side and made it warmer, so that's why it appeared to be cream.
@bbbbadmagic6662
@bbbbadmagic6662 7 жыл бұрын
+SynergyCeleste lol
@bobdylan9117
@bobdylan9117 7 жыл бұрын
I've got the black paint for her strips!
@joshuamartyn3987
@joshuamartyn3987 7 жыл бұрын
Bob Dylan ohh does Hillary need some aloe cause she just got burnt
@zachant4153
@zachant4153 7 жыл бұрын
Well done Trevor
@Goldberry666
@Goldberry666 7 жыл бұрын
well done with the stutter save! that cut in of your half brother was great! :)
@Fals3Agent
@Fals3Agent 7 жыл бұрын
oh my god trevor's impressions are all so good!!
@johnbeauvais3159
@johnbeauvais3159 7 жыл бұрын
Every time they say Russian hackers I think of the "Crazy Russian Hacker" channel.
@jonathansins6791
@jonathansins6791 7 жыл бұрын
John Beauvais Boom. Wow!
@johnbeauvais3159
@johnbeauvais3159 7 жыл бұрын
SargeSprinklez21 Haha exactly
@dandii28
@dandii28 7 жыл бұрын
safety is the number 1 priority
@benedikta.9121
@benedikta.9121 7 жыл бұрын
You leak the emails and then make a sammich
@eagle3676
@eagle3676 7 жыл бұрын
robert georg watch game theory's watchdogs video, there is no safety or privacy. Also when you blame everything on Russia, people start saying "Riiiight Russia did it." Kind of like his a child blames everything on his toy bear or something
@tracer740
@tracer740 7 жыл бұрын
Almost choking here from laughter, especially at @02:50! Coming up for air now, ...after mild resuscitation.
@darryngovender7716
@darryngovender7716 7 жыл бұрын
Damn how did Trevor get ill so quickly, must be bad, get well soon brother!
@StevesBoyfriend
@StevesBoyfriend 7 жыл бұрын
You know what really pisses me off about the bad hombres thing? He got the syntax wrong, it's Hombres Bad. (Hombres malos)
@jcwynn4075
@jcwynn4075 7 жыл бұрын
'hombre' is a word in English too (derived from Spanish), so 'bad hombres' is proper syntax
@vincefernandez9459
@vincefernandez9459 7 жыл бұрын
Ya, THATS what pissed you off?!
@aristotlelocke4598
@aristotlelocke4598 7 жыл бұрын
Hillary Clinton is a 12 ounces of shit in a 10 ounce sock. The WIkileaks PROVE the entire campaign is corrupt. Anyone who can justify supporting Hillary Clinton after the revelations that Podesta sent email explaining how to allow illegal aliens to lie at the voting booth about the citizenship, or the collusion between nearly EVERY main stream media outlets and Hillary Clinton Operatives is delusional and in denial in terms the legitimacy of her campaign. This is nothing short the Institutional Corruption.
@StevesBoyfriend
@StevesBoyfriend 7 жыл бұрын
Vince Fernandez Lol. Es una broma. Coje lo con take it easy.
@abelmolina490
@abelmolina490 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor is the best at political comedy right now
@FreorgeWeasley
@FreorgeWeasley 7 жыл бұрын
man, I really wish the nightly show was still around for the debates 😢
@sagebias2251
@sagebias2251 7 жыл бұрын
wow. i am supprised this show is going so well
@ObscurialGhost
@ObscurialGhost 7 жыл бұрын
God bless this smol human. Fucking hilarious-- the best part of my KZbin binges.
@AndresRodriguez-nl5if
@AndresRodriguez-nl5if 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor keeps getting better and better at this. It's so fun to watch.
@rishabhraj2332
@rishabhraj2332 7 жыл бұрын
Damn this is my first Trevor Noah video and after watching this, I can't believe that I didn't watch earlier! Great roasts sir, great roasts
@HoangPham-bm1xd
@HoangPham-bm1xd 7 жыл бұрын
You nailed it Trevor!!
@dersjuanpablo7268
@dersjuanpablo7268 7 жыл бұрын
The puppet line murdered me 😂
@omnomnom5691
@omnomnom5691 7 жыл бұрын
anyone else want to see Trevor take his shirt off?
@jasoncarpenter4979
@jasoncarpenter4979 7 жыл бұрын
You don't. Trust me.
@omnomnom5691
@omnomnom5691 7 жыл бұрын
no I really do...
@lwbhf29
@lwbhf29 7 жыл бұрын
Los Angeles you will be seeing that soon enough as trump and putin ride off into the sunset, shirtless on horses.
@xxxxmimi
@xxxxmimi 7 жыл бұрын
Los Angeles and pants off too
@Kareragirl
@Kareragirl 7 жыл бұрын
You guys should stop objectifying him. That being said, I'd like to see his pants and underpants come off, too.
@titan4110
@titan4110 2 жыл бұрын
The puppet thing hits different now.
@MagdalenaCancel
@MagdalenaCancel 7 жыл бұрын
That's the appetizer for the wrong table,,,,LMAO
@darknessmz38
@darknessmz38 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor has gotten so much better damn
@slibbs2869
@slibbs2869 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor just keeps getting better this is his best show yet
@kylehynes7480
@kylehynes7480 10 ай бұрын
oh you cute naive soul
@tinylittleempires8834
@tinylittleempires8834 7 жыл бұрын
"the appetizer", LOL. #love Trevor Noah
@ArriSparks
@ArriSparks 7 жыл бұрын
Trumps that kid on COD calling everyone a cheater because they can't get a shot
@MicahThaAnswer
@MicahThaAnswer 7 жыл бұрын
Trump reminds me of Pearce from the show community. old, insensitive to race, gender, sexual orientation.... it's sad because I find some of what he says sooo hilarious.
@MicahThaAnswer
@MicahThaAnswer 7 жыл бұрын
So True! at the end of the day, Pierce cared! Trump has no caring bone in his body... that we've seen so far...
@egerardo22
@egerardo22 7 жыл бұрын
Micah Louth
@noobyblack69
@noobyblack69 7 жыл бұрын
Trump is like a -2. he should be stoked with a 6
@factsabouturmum9250
@factsabouturmum9250 7 жыл бұрын
On a scale of 1-10, he fails to register.
@RAFMnBgaming
@RAFMnBgaming 7 жыл бұрын
he should be stoked with a hot poker straight from the fire.
@TheReddaredevil223
@TheReddaredevil223 7 жыл бұрын
I've seen uglier men than him be married to really attractive women. Why? Money. Duh.
@sorio99
@sorio99 7 жыл бұрын
Why does KZbin think I want to watch a trump ad before this?
@naonna1
@naonna1 7 жыл бұрын
I keep getting the same xbox ad which won't play. - meaning I never get to the video. it just won't let me.
@IshoGT
@IshoGT 7 жыл бұрын
Your impersonations are amazing!
@chrismartindale9737
@chrismartindale9737 7 жыл бұрын
Trust me, you are not the only person freaked out by Donald saying he might not accept the election results. I am terrified.
@Aaaaaagnes
@Aaaaaagnes 7 жыл бұрын
The internet is still here. Why must you toy with my heart, Trevor?
@anonymousanonymous4706
@anonymousanonymous4706 7 жыл бұрын
"Shoulda gotten it." LMFAOOO.
@admiralbishop3022
@admiralbishop3022 7 жыл бұрын
Not once did Hilary or Trump tell us their plan in changing/helping America...
@terid6708
@terid6708 7 жыл бұрын
Were you listening to anything beyond the lies Trump keeps repeating? I doubt it.
@joeseward9466
@joeseward9466 7 жыл бұрын
hillary did, clearly you weren't watching.
@xyxean
@xyxean 7 жыл бұрын
Billy Bush made me say those things. Believe me! Everybody says so
@Greekfreak2004
@Greekfreak2004 5 жыл бұрын
Little did they know...
@nurulloalijonov7854
@nurulloalijonov7854 5 жыл бұрын
i honestly thought that donald becoming a president was a joke back at 2016 now look at me now, shocked, how naive i was. man honestly how and who would vote for him? he is literally 70 y/o kid, him saying to Hilary "no you're a puppet" just killed me. I mean who in his right mind would vote for him, man wtf is happening in this world, sad
@nurulloalijonov7854
@nurulloalijonov7854 4 жыл бұрын
yeah man sure, just dont forget to change your tin foil hat sometimes
@96vipul
@96vipul 7 жыл бұрын
Spot on humor......... Just love it.... Good luck America....
@chydi10
@chydi10 7 жыл бұрын
Waited for this. Hahaha 🤘🏼
@johntorres8303
@johntorres8303 7 жыл бұрын
His face when he said " Iv should have gotten it " lmao!
@pHiLmEtAlLiFrEaK
@pHiLmEtAlLiFrEaK 7 жыл бұрын
Daaaaamn, Trevor is on fire, i love it
@malebomiyambu9627
@malebomiyambu9627 7 жыл бұрын
The fastest growing channel on KZbin , big ups Trevor
@Linnein
@Linnein 7 жыл бұрын
How do you know the e-mails have not been altered by the hackers or Wikileaks, how easy is it to alter a downloaded e-mail.
@rjcomeaux5461
@rjcomeaux5461 7 жыл бұрын
Hilary's confirmed some of them, and if they WERE altered, wouldn't you think they would make the case for that? Then to show the original emails (if they weren't hiding anything, which they were.) They are real, lol. And, also, not surprisingly so.
@tekobari
@tekobari 7 жыл бұрын
Wikileaks has always released primary source documents in the past, so there's no reason for Assange's people to alter anything this time. No, the problem isn't Wikileaks in this case. Besides, the Clinton campaign has denied nothing, and could produce originals if needed to refute the leaked ones.
@dlakodlak
@dlakodlak 7 жыл бұрын
Nobody affected by the Wikilleaks ever said the documents are fabricated. They would if it were.
@Byteflux
@Byteflux 7 жыл бұрын
You don't. Podesta recently came out and confirmed that some of the leaked materials were doctored. Acknowledging the credibility of information disseminated by a foreign actor before you're able to verify its authenticity is incredibly dangerous and people should refrain from doing so. US intelligence agencies have already confirmed that the hacks originated from Russia. We know for a fact that WikiLeaks got the information from Russia. That's all you should have to know.
@re1010
@re1010 7 жыл бұрын
S. Rambaran yeah and we risk becoming a ally of Putin and help Cuba worsen their peoples' conditions.
@IzzyIkigai
@IzzyIkigai 7 жыл бұрын
"Shoulda gotten it though" That's also what Putin said about the Ukraine.
@mistressofmusic21
@mistressofmusic21 7 жыл бұрын
Trevor's been killing it lately.
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