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[@Bruintjebeer6]

He was an blessing for translators. Slow speaking and no difficult words.

[@shaykespeeer7040]

"In America we do not seek to impose our way of life on anyone"..... "except all the countries we are currently bombing the shit out of and any future countries we bomb the shit out of, because they have resources we want or they've rejected our Petrodollar." ROFL

[@mrhyde7431]

Is Trump doing that? Or was it pass administrations, you people are getting sad

[@hansakkerman2611]

@@mrhyde7431 let's all pretend Yemen and Syria didn't happen, right? And a major arms deal with the Saudis. Who will use them only for military parades and nothing else, I'm guessing.

[@katherinebradley4813]

@@mrhyde7431 he said that the US would not interfere in world affairs then went on to complain about the foreign countries sovereign decisions.

[@mrhyde7431]

@@katherinebradley4813 Trump is fair, look at the poor deals past administrations made, Trump changed all that for yourl American people, even lowered taxes and created jobs, but the mentally ill still protest him, and they don't even know why

[@ohbbyilikeitrawr]

It's really embarrassing when he speaks as stupidly to heads of countries like he does to the American public. These people are grown adults who are qualified to be there.

[@batintheattic7293]

Actually, I thought he did surprisingly well. He managed to use some new words that were better than the best ones he's been using. I did notice he got a particularly unenthusiastic response - particularly at one point when, I think, he said something about socialism and the lack of appreciation was excruciating. Oh boy, does Trump hate humanity!!

[@melburngravity]

yeah, he did well than he used to, but that was a pretty low bar to begin with.

[@engchristianoakuku5741]

+Quentin Styger 😂😂😂😂

[@Struieboy]

Bat in the attic. Trump has words, he has the best words. He even understands some of them. Make America Grammatic Again!

[@sirjohnfoolstaff3920]

Please correct your grammar. It alienates you in light of the comment you are responding too which implies there is a spectrum between ignorance and intelligence. Did you listen to Trump's speech to the UN?

[@alaregaiya8569]

..... This is just getting sad.

[@miriam3000]

Agree, can't even laugh at this fool anymore... sad

[@polyorchid528]

I still find it amusing. When he drops a nuke then I'll be a bit scared.

[@TCN8202]

Where have you been for the past year ? America has been a sad country ever since it got stuck with this sad clown.

[@pawnpoker6874]

TCN8202 It's been sad since Bush and Obama after him. Trump inherited it all but you either don't see it, won't see it or you are just plain deluded. I will tell you what's sad, it's you. People like you.

[@tracim3080]

Getting? Pretty sure it passed simply being sad a few miles back.

[@marzipanmango]

Why does he have a problem with the authoritarian regimes in Venezuela, N Korea and Iran and not the authoritarian regimes in Russia or Saudi Arabia? And how can America stay out of other countries' business AND meddle in Venezuela at the same time? He makes no goddamn sense.

[@marlinabasir]

A. Neufeld seems like many ppl didn't catch that.It was confusing.One moment this one moment that.Maybe he needs a drafted speech in future.I'm not American but I like seeing him trip.it's hilarious.

[@May-we3fh]

Russia and Saudi ties = money and good support from countries with very strong military and natural resources

[@Lhawk2107]

Because mr. tRump is a firm believer in the " Do what I say NOT what I do !" policy.

[@6ixConfessions]

A. Neufeld I think you'll find that Trump doesn't have issues with authoritarian rule. He has issues with "authoratayarian" rule. It's the details that count. 😆 😉

[@jovanleon7]

I guess you never saw how generally wealthy the people of Russia and Saudi Arabia compared to those in Venezuela and North Korea and how generally miserable the lives of the people living in Venezuela and North Korea compared to those living in Russia and Saudi Arabia.

[@n.a3345]

"We don't seek to impose our way of life on anyone..." Bs. I always get that even whenever I speak with an American. Somehow some of them believe that they are morally superior to others.

[@JCTiggs1]

The way Trump talks combined with his hand movements is so hilarious. How the heck did people vote for this clown AND continue to support him?

[@shawnpitman876]

talk straight Apparently we also can't expect intelligence from you. Your grammar is horrid, your sentence is barely coherent, and you were even dumb enough to add a space before a period.

[@MrDngrsdave]

@@shawnpitman876 I see you are one of those grammar nazis... doesnt america hate nazi's of all kinds?

[@shawnpitman876]

MrDngrsdave I see you're one of the uneducated twits who thinks its okay to walk around not being able to convey points in a clear and concise manner. Enjoy your dead end job. Also, I'm not American, nor do I particularly care what that bunch of idiots hate.

[@jovanleon7]

Maybe because Trump has achieved some impressively amazing things for America compared to Obama, and pretty much almost all presidents before him in his 2 years of taking office? And I'm not even American.

[@MrDngrsdave]

@@shawnpitman876 lols youtube keyboard warriors are so special

[@rosebanazis8835]

I do MUN and so I know that the whole point of the UN is to promote cooperation and that each delegate is there to make sure that while their countries interests are taken into consideration, that all decisions are democratic. So Trump saying that each country child just look out for themselves is completely against why the UN was founded and undermines the usefulness and successful cooperation that takes place. Basically he is wrong.

[@noelpabustan4317]

He's so freaking orange....

[@lajsmith_]

Orange man bad!

[@SandeepGuptaDoc]

Rational?

[@eatmy888]

complementary color of the green background

[@kevinstart5107]

@@eatmy888 makes him pop like a pimple

[@medcomstar]

Dont get involved in our shit,, but we'll be right up there in all your shit.. USA since forever 🇺🇸

[@HowlinMadMurD0C]

medcomstar you mean USA since 4 July 1776...

[@chanina143]

medcomstar dayummmmmm. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@emilchandran546]

Nah they also drag us into their shit. Well Australia anyway.

[@dwg8084]

medcomstar America is Maid in China.

[@steik6414]

"All countries must be soveriegn and free from interference!" .... "But also, socialism is wrong and evil and can never ever work based off my _huuuuuge_ understanding of Das Kapital" Fuck you Trump, Scandinavia says hello.

[@imstillapieceofgarbage7032]

See the light shiny blue of his tie just adds that extra glow to his orange skin Complementary colours guys he's trying

[@Tasnim33]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vintagecameragirl]

U can see the ear piece right??? He's been fed his speech lol

[@kureaz]

Right ear pieces are for translation. If he was being fed his speech then he wouldn't have slurred as much and at least been more coherent. There times he said one thing and immediately counter argued what he just said. Even so it just means he is incompetent or his people are that is just as scary

[@justanotherhappyhumanist8832]

zeezee hi You don't need anything translated to you when YOU'RE the one giving the speech.

[@RealWorldDynamics]

They couldn't just let speak his mind it would have been a disaster

[@philosophyoflife8362]

He's an oxymoron without the oxy

[@Tasnim33]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@amihogatai8432]

he was reading!!! my goodness. i totally expect him to tweet his speech...

[@davidlazarus67]

Trump and deeply philosophical in the same sentence is clearly an oxymoron.

[@Murgatroydian]

David Lazarus With emphasis on the moron.

[@OfficialAlphaTZ]

hahahahha oxyMORON

[@Struieboy]

David Lazarus. And Trump is a PoxyMoron

[@corbeau-_-]

you're right. He's an ox _and_ a moron ^^

[@bthy384]

I disagree. Let me give you an example. 'President Trump's incompetence has left me feeling deeply philosophical about the future of the earth'

[@AndragonLea]

The only time you should hear "Trump" and "deeply philosophical", there should be an "Isn't" bracketed in-between.

[@hodaka1000]

I would/wouldn't say that if I were you.

[@dvdmex1978]

Did trump get more orange?

[@CalliopeCarina]

‘Authori-ti-rarian’... nailed it!

[@vazak11]

Listening to Trump's idiocy is painful, but you coverage does help Trevor :D

[@talkingthunder5042]

''They will shed tears of scarlet'' Vicous

[@akina1053]

Is it just me or everyone else is imagining how the other leaders reacted to Trump's speech.

[@Randomite96]

seriously? nothing this guy does is right! but on the other hand he is representing america really well

[@MG-ok2bn]

except maybe letting that kid mow the lawn at the white house that's about it

[@bobdillion440]

IN HARSH I know like the travel (Muslim) ban that Obama put in place that no one cared about until trump took office

[@SoFkwHat80]

TheRenaissanceman65 It's getting smaller each year Trump is president.

[@nelleo2507]

Let’s us assume the White House meant to say ‘deliver a comical speech ‘,😝

[@petegromov9037]

Trump sounds so much like this one guy from the past... From Austria, ya know?

[@williameddy2826]

Trump admires one particular failed Austrian artist who achieved a "bit" of notoriety .

[@goldbluetears]

I hate to say this but cmon one thing you can say about adolf is that he could give powerfull and captivating speeches. This orange clown is just .... (shakes head in disgusted unbelieve)

[@pejbartolo1483]

That Austrian is a genius in propaganda and a brilliant speaker.

[@sarahshah7932]

goldbluetears I was thinking the exact same thing!!!

[@debbie541]

Pej Bartolo Was he stable genius? That is the question.

[@PossMcLeod]

"expectations were high".... yeah right! lol. We are all familiar with Trump's juvenile behavior, NOONE had high expectations!! The guy is a muppet! And proved himself one, once again.... sigh.... #nosurprises #duh #littlehandssmellslikecabbage

[@Murgatroydian]

Big B I agree mostly but the muppets are supremely more sophisticated than donald.

[@PossMcLeod]

haha good point ;)

[@ArtGirl82]

I was under the impression that expectations were at the bottom of a 10ft deep trench. I was kinda surprised he didn't try to arm wrestle the president of France (again), or shove the UK Foreign Secretary into a broom cupboard.

[@PossMcLeod]

I think I read somewhere Eric was in the Broom Cupboard, so that was never gonna happen :P

[@FPVREVIEWS]

It was a good show, much better than this one.

[@grandpablackskin9193]

Priceless.

[@jeremyk9000]

America's first and primary foriegn policy was and is dictating the way of life that others have. From the Native American people, through to the subjugation of Central and South America, all the way to the neo-colonialism happening in the Middle East.

[@hajisheikhnurahmedismailbh3900]

BHATKERS CRAVENBEY CAPETOWN WESTERN CAPE SOUTH

[@hajisheikhnurahmedismailbh3900]

BHATKERS HEARTFELT GREETINGS IN JUNE last week and how to the booming HINDI film and television programmes to say the ill effects of the Islamic eternal mogul empire days gone to the almighty battle for a moment in

[@hajisheikhnurahmedismailbh3900]

O........

[@teamone7096]

Watch the entire press conference video!!! It’s more interesting than watching the short clips as you get the full picture

[@joanhampshire9881]

Donald's address to the UN was basically .."not Me Too, but Me 1..and Me Me.."

[@MaxMisterC]

Tea-Total? Drunk(en) power!!

[@Brahmarshi100]

Love Life! Laughter the best medicine and Hip Hug ( ideal for the occasion, the Happy Hug therapy). Here is One for you! Thank you and still some people are laughing .. thank you.. thanks a lot.

[@MrDiddyDee]

Well, I'm proud of Donald, he really went for it, he just needs more practise at reading. Whoever wrote his speech for him is very bad person. Surely they must have known 'authoritarian' has too many syllables for him, he struggles with more than two at the best of times. Imagine the pressure here, it's an intelligent crowd and they expect a grown-up speech.

[@sjxa3862]

How come theu didn't show the clip where the entire un laughed in his face? That was the best bit!

[@tarielkaroldan4106]

i remember listening to this speech while picking up things fallen after an earthquake

[@gabriel85743]

Rocket man is he nuts?

[@tadelealemu407]

Surprisingly he has copied the old Ethiopian philosophy." To keep national unity establish ethinic based groups"

[@corbinstack]

Two things that don't go in the same sentences are "Comedy Central" and "intelligence".

[@eldadmaster]

Wow, I was sure they cancelled the daily show after Trevor destroyed it, but I guess you guys still have it in the UK...

[@tomstrutt6754]

Of course, Trump's speech was puerile and moronic beyond description, but perhaps the most offensive part is that this simpleton spoke to the World's leaders as though he was apprising them of something they didn't already know. It reminds me of my children around age 3 doing the same thing.

[@Roks559]

His orange really stood out in these shots

[@riakdeng5698]

😂😂😂😂😂😂my favorite comedy

[@greymouser8659]

the nearest the toad gets to a philosophy is a bowel movement.

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

*Naiored it*

[@DERTHIX]

It can tough to keep dentures in XD

[@enuffjibbajabba9630]

Beautiful speech indeed. Listen to the whole speech. Don't let a group of writers make your mind up for you

[@DaddyOwhsome]

Trevor is the black Trump impersonator 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@gabriellatakacs250]

NEVER😂😂😂😂

[@middle-classentrepreneur2949]

You forget the main laughing part

[@TheNavydude2006]

The short bus is waiting for you donnie

[@marksnow9]

"Dump" and philosophy in the same universe?

[@macmortgagebroker]

where are the DC snipers when you need em'. ?

[@josephinesosingot-raisanen6743]

does he have a speech writer

[@russellcampbell9198]

Authoritalinan rule! Old 45 has trouble with polysyllabic words. Stick with Rocket Man and build a wall.

[@thisrandomdude2880]

Lol, ever heard Assad talk? He sounds pretty freaking smart. No seriously, go and make a comparison, you'll be shocked!

[@dodoa9620]

they missed their chance to put ivankas face on the U.S.

[@Captainspuddles]

Authoritaatarian rule lol

[@rebbecawalsh5365]

He did not show the part where they all laughed at him. Can’t take embarrassment

[@JayQuek]

Trump looks more oompa loompa in this than most

[@gordusmaximus4990]

True. But when is Trevor going to talk about the situation in South Africa (his native country) though. He covers everything to sports, and Trump and more Trump. What about talking about that.

[@jerbams4166]

Do americans really hate trumps that much?

[@dennish5150]

My way or the highway:)

[@scottmcfadyen8329]

By the grace of Gump..

[@tarragonpowder8724]

I don’t think Donald Trump knows enough history to know who Marie Antoinette is...

[@NDBit]

Why was Don Jr on the screen to begin with I like Don Jr jokes

[@kaypuichun1746]

His hand gestures r obscence

[@evilregy]

His DNA should get checked, he has got his own race...

[@abhinav.mishra17]

Where is that democracy vehicle?

[@wackuamole8541]

I wonder if there is an audience watching him and if so why dont they appear on screen?

[@amania9254]

Haha... "very physophical!!"

[@dlilwon]

UN assembly -Lots of delayed reactions to burns

[@mrhyde7431]

Loved Trump speech, great man

[@hebamadi265]

Do they really Even try to solve any problems??🤔🙄

[@Thulacy]

Trevor being philosophical Trump is the best thing I've ever seen :)

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

Even his hands are orange.

[@SilentMover95]

1 year later, fights in Syria.

[@polyorchid528]

"...authorahhtative..." Trump knows all the best words, and even knows words that aren't even in the dictionary.

[@jurgenjogsini6889]

Just imagine Bernie giving a UN Speech :( :( :(

[@jasonwilliamtjandra]

Haha

[@duncanwallace7760]

I think they meant deeply farcical.

[@slimanaanime]

Trump should join Comedy Central

[@leodarksam6230]

You should have mentioned the laugh.

[@asbestosfish_]

_MOBIUS, HELP US._

[@bekind_loveoneanother]

Panda

[@richguy8388]

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[@Shawn-kw6kg]

Being a person doesn't need to be so overbearing and arrogant. Power and jealousy always make people war. What i can say here, please note, that even sooner or later, your overbearing and jealousy will just give yourself in a dead road.

[@MegaTonyng]

Bigly embarassment to America.

[@danilyevh.2712]

Lets not question the Illuminati Hahhahahahahahhah

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

Court Jester..........

[@lancedeboyle]

Here's my go at deeply philosophical. I think I kick Trumpwits arse, if might be so bold. I appreciate all constructive criticism on my work. Especially you should you happen to read it Mr Noah. I find it makes it an easier way to approach the world given my own mental health issues and trying to accept the fact We seem to be perpetually presented with a choice between overt evil and disingenuous benevolence, where the only positions one could take in response were the choice between mindless apathy or potent rage: “Be on good terms with all men, short of surrender” -Tomiki Kenji Founder of Shodokan Aikido Having examined all the available evidence and applied my reasoning to the subject, I have concluded that any further efforts of mine in the pursuit of happiness are a complete waste of time and effort. Further attempts at denying this clearly obvious fact are only going to bring more frustration and suffering upon myself and others. I will no longer expend anymore energy in the undeniably fruitless pursuit of this utterly ridiculous and impossible dream. I will no longer define my success by the standards of others. I will refuse to accept judgement, privilege, pity or sympathy. I will except with love and appreciation all gestures extended to me in the name of empathy, understanding and Human Solidarity. I welcome all to join me, and from this day forth I will do my utmost to be on good term with all humans, short of surrender. I will do my best to atone for the crimes I have committed and those I have yet to commit. For I will undoubtedly fail at times, for that too is human and it would be both foolish and dishonest to deny it. I will not be able to go placidly amid the noise and haste and remember what peace my be found in silence, for silence can breed apathy, while anger, even fury, if directed at a truly deserving target may at least give me a true sense of purpose. I have been afforded the opportunity to attain fulfilment and I find the prospect both encouraging and profound. However unrealistic my prospects maybe of achieving this new goal may be, no other alternative remains. I have applied my intellect to the problem and the logic is faultless. I deny any charge of arrogance, it is an undeniable fact. Occam's razor has cut away the impossible, all that remains however improbable, is the answer. Michael Meredyth 21/09/2017

[@lancedeboyle]

I also openly admit to exploiting this public forum to blatantly promote my literary aspirations and maybe get a shitload of likes to boost my ego . Still i think it's an interesting idea at the very least. People have done worse. Is that more integrity than trump too. and i'm just some average Australian bloke with the usual wife kids, job etc. not POTUS.

[@jannikfreimann8105]

I just kinda skimmed this then saw the date at the end. Was this a suicide note?

[@lancedeboyle]

All good. Just having an emotional moment before going to the hospital. trying to share my story to encourage others who wait to long to do the same. Could have saved myself and everyone around me years of pain if I acted sooner. Tried to tough it out on my own too long and very nearly go the wrong way. Getting treatment, getting better. "Positive Trolling" is what I these kinds of posts I've been doing. . it's part of my therapy and I hope it will help others. If you read the whole firth comment you'll realise its more about chasing a false dream and finding a real one. it's hope, not despair. it's hard not to be depressed if you pay attention to the news, so happy? not really, Sense of purpose and fulfilment is the new goal.

[@lancedeboyle]

I cut and pasted from a letter and wanted to give myself credit in case someone thought I didn't come up with this myself. I only call myself lance because Mike deboyle doesn't work as a pun.

[@CalliopeCarina]

Interesting, though kind of bleak:(

[@TrinityEntWorld]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 can’t believe you guys call that guy your President💯

[@philipjones3949]

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[@NxDoyle]

Last week, Steve Bannon reiterated his claim that trump is the greatest orator since William Jennings Bryan. Also, that he has a masterful knowledge of Jungian psychology. These people are seriously trying to fuck with your head.

[@loantran-thanh7795]

Poor America.

[@jawadad802]

nai..uwled it !

[@snowstrobe]

So funny. You can smell Stephen Miller's Slytherin hands, along with Bolton's infested moustache, all over this speech. Trump hasn't a clue what the word salad means.

[@hamidijafri]

The best America can present to the UN..... Now we know how the wall is needed. To keep something from going out.... Thanks Donald. By the way your name is famous in Disneyland.

[@samv2]

did Trevor just call the Spanish lazy?

[@diana14193]

I am curious who writes Trump's speech? 🤔🤔🤔

[@marciasmith6055]

Does he not know about the various policies that have been part of the US's M. O ? Dollar Diplomacy, Gun Boat Diplomacy, Big Stick Policy, Mr. Trump! Which are you planning not to use on Venezuela, given your thinly veiled threat to go straighten that government out!? "To be, or not to be; that is the question!' Blame it all on first time jitters!?

[@jancovanderwesthuizen8070]

Ramaphosa *LIED* about farm murders in SA and of course Trevor won't talk about that either

[@tommiatkins3443]

A slow motion, painful, humiliating train wreck as America shreds itself.

[@maakeklein4073]

Make America grate again.Cos he sure does grate on me!

[@michaelp5002]

Remember when you just didn't want to miss this show? It has become a political broadcast on behalf of the Democrats. If you don't vote Democrat there's nothing here for you. Come back John Stewart.

[@Hotspur37]

With Dems having no power in the senate or house everything being done right now is by and for the GOP and their base