THE ABSOLUTE WORST BEER EVER

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[@Ronin_PB]

"Jared looks like he thinks milk is the best drink"

[@Simon.H.Hansen]

Am i the only one that would love to get a podcast from these guys where they're just talking about stupid life stories?

[@benshone7703]

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!!

[@markokraljic9978]

Reese Tiller so theyre not going to do anymore story gaming ?

[@firetracks2581]

Story gaming?

[@swinaecologist9610]

@@firetracks2581rip story gaming

[@THEXMANN]

Happy now?

[@LixTetraxOfficial]

I love how the more buzzed Jared gets the louder he gets

[@phantomechelon3628]

I think he also becomes more Christian the drunker he gets (in a Southern preacher kind of way).

[@Kshesho]

Just got done watching every.... single.... video on Jared's channel and this channel, from oldest to newest. No regrets. I think I have abs now. Onto Austin's channel! Things I've learned: 1. Austin has one of the sickest voices in metal. And he'd do well finding a mate in the wild. 2. Under Jared's hat must be another hat. 3. It really does Djent (Possibly. Maybe.). 4. Meat sticks to ceilings very well. 5. Stevie T. Shred Wars will never happen. 6. The "Brotherhood" project is one of the most epic and underappreciated collaborations in music history. 7. Slip 'n' Slides are better with tomato sauce. 8. Dissimulator will have more music out... eventually. 9. Rob Scallon is Jared's long lost brother. 10. Jared's real last name is "Bruce". 11. Jared's cat plays fetch. Seriously though, you both are hilarious and really talented dudes. Keep up the good work and know you make a lot of peoples' live much more joyful.

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

Wow! haha you rock dude! Thanks so much for watching! It means a lot to both of us! We will make dank memes together one day.

[@Kshesho]

Haha, fuck yeah man! \m/

[@ieatmayowithaspoon146]

+MrKshesho 12. Did a DickyDines Show marathon the other day, literally had to stop watching cuz my face was aching from laughing so hard! 12. Where's the fucking muffin!

[@Kshesho]

Yes!!! I am seriously going to flip a tit when Dining with Dickey comes back. It'd be cool to see more story gaming too. Fuckin' show is just great all around.

[@brucey1511]

That's cool my first name is Jarrod and my middle name is Bruce

[@galopgalop4486]

*vomits* "oh that wasn't that bad"

[@lulahugo4208]

galop galop is your profile pic Gordon Ramsey

[@711methmonkey]

Without his nose, yes.

[@SoI_Badguy]

Sosig

[@narglarph9820]

Sosig

[@sadisticxdemon117]

It's the fact he's putting weird liquid into is stomach lol not the taste.

[@noahherrera5807]

I like how Jared said he's the "lightweight" yet he's the one who held his alcohol the whole time 😂

[@tylereastburn1721]

Holy shit Jared gets drunk fast

[@illgetbacktothat2291]

They also filmed a video with vodka before that

[@illgetbacktothat2291]

+MaDuxOnQak I know you can feel it let it in people will still hate you in the end... Those two lines spoke to my soul.

[@AstralElephantFuzz]

Did you watch the previous drinking video? That's 10 minutes before this.

[@silverfang4583]

I mean yeah he gets drunk quick him doing the beer taste was fucking crazy how drunk he get

[@annashum9105]

"RINSE IT OUT FOR ME DADDY! Let me DRINK..from a clean cup! As Jesus commanded it! " 😂😂😂😂 DEAD!

[@ifyousayso03]

''Clean it for me daddy!...'' He's drunk

[@Tysoreny]

Someone should definitely not make a montage of every time they've vomited on this how

[@Tysoreny]

*show

[@jvoorhees136]

YES

[@gahamhumphrey4812]

Every Vomit, Fall, any bit of pain or suffering

[@marcolamagra9419]

Colton Scharf hours and hours and hours

[@TheCarlosCobain]

On it

[@user-gx1jx3mj6w]

(Austin spits in t o a bucket continuously) "hmm yes look at this refined gentleman look at the way he is sptting hmm yes"

[@MateNako]

Where is my fucking *VOMIT ALERT* :D

[@CurtisRadley]

I was expecting it xD

[@skyreaper1087]

In the thumbnail

[@internettrash9160]

This just feels like i'm face timing my best friends. love these guys

[@RamasesBullock]

The leafy thing got me. I was drinking and spilled it laughing.

[@slythespacecat]

After these two videos in a row their stomaches must be like "dude wtf, did you go blind or something?"

[@NeutralDepth]

You guys disgust me Don't stop

[@adamneal1485]

Metal version of GMM right here

[@thetwonky2940]

Adam Neal haha

[@Caustic315]

For the exact reason that you said, tampons and pads didn't exist until like the 70s, they just used rags most of the time the same one for a while

[@VayneBot]

Holy fuck that leafy impression was spot fucking on LOL

[@angus6858]

This video is perfect considering I just had my wisdom teeth removed.

[@nicholasblessing1907]

The fact Austin just keeps drinking and throwing up and Jared goes with it 😂

[@StricklandAssistantManager]

And let's get roiiiiiiiight INTO THE BOOOOOOOOOZE!

[@jamescarman4663]

it's weird how much you can hear Austin's growls in his gag noises.

[@MotivGuy94]

Austins ears looking like the wheels of a stanced honda.

[@sumojack99]

that leafy impression gave me life 😂

[@DomSchu]

The only reason Austin can drink so much is because he pukes up most of it.

[@starlaphillips2255]

I have been watching your videos with my kids. I'm almost 50 and I think you guys are the funniest shit on the Internet. I also listen to metal music and raised my kids to as well. Your music is awesome. keep kicking ass. love you guys

[@postironicusername]

THAT WAS THE BEST LEAFY IMPRESSION

[@fadedanxiety7589]

19:00 "that was disgusting! !!" fabulous jared

[@Lionmanleandro]

As a Canadian I'm offended. That isn't REAL maple syrup. That's TABLE SYRUP!!!

[@brianbethea3069]

I've never heard anybody call that kind of syrup maple syrup before, that was a new one for me. Maple syrup is so much better than that.

[@phantomechelon3628]

I didn't know you could get syrup from tables. 😁 Or what if the table was made from maple?

[@Lionmanleandro]

@@phantomechelon3628 cringe

[@kaseycarling1739]

it's so sad that the ending is so accurate

[@cameronowen6327]

This is the best DickeyDines to date!

[@alexlambert5830]

17:40 the time you can tell they're drunk

[@haveheart91]

Alex Lambert after one beer ..damn

[@skramzfather]

Jake Stokes they did the mix drinks video right before this I think so they had a bit prior

[@EnjoyWes]

new drinking game.. everytime dickey pukes you drink. you'll get wasted everytime

[@borbleborb4586]

“PANCAKE MAPLE SYRUP SYRUP SAUCE” - Djared Djines

[@snuggienutz801]

There's nothing like watching people torture themselves at 7 AM

[@TheRandomBrickGuy]

plot twist: Austin is leafy! Watching this drunk af, funny af

[@TheRandomBrickGuy]

So drunk infact that I don't remember this video and just clicking around a year later I found this comment and I'm like "wat"

[@glowghost6498]

If Oceans Were Lakes now that's next level drunk

[@cozygraves7991]

Austin casually vomiting in a trashcan, like.. it doesn't even surprise me anymore lmao :D

[@ethan043]

That leafy impression was fucking spot on 11/10

[@camh4875]

Austin's impersonation of Leafy is on point.

[@jiggly8421]

A slightly drunk Jared he is the loopy type of drunk makes him even crazier.

[@lucaskrom8931]

I love watching Jared get progressevly drunk thruout the video, its hilarous.

[@thomasmarchese2808]

17:50. Yep. He’s drunk 😂

[@izworth9123]

*throws up* *reaches for combos*

[@graxthewanderer6043]

Austin was just constantly throwing up. In fact, it looked like he wanted it

[@silverfang4583]

I mean it is nice relief on an upset stomach If I have a really upset stomach vomiting is a nice relief to help ease if

[@marvinwoner8071]

That Leafy impression though...hold on, is Dickey the Reptile Lord? :D

[@seaburn40]

Jared: I'm gonna eatcmy words here. Me: no. You're gonna reverse swallow your drink.

[@andrewdennison2482]

Flaming Homer? These drinking videos kick ass.

[@Timmsie95]

it's funny that Austin is the mature one, hahaha

[@hrisa21]

22:30 Not even in 20 years, Jared. It's 2019 and, as Austin said, it's happening ..

[@DarryanJ]

and I'm just here like wus up i got my juice box

[@SuperFunny1111]

Dr_Crazzy same I got my cranberry juice

[@DarknessManiac]

Is it mixed with beer?

[@jonmoss9418]

Austin nailed the "on the rag" phrase origin, 19th century tampons were literally just rags

[@realdracdreadful9406]

Dickey looks like Chad Grey's unfortunate brother when he has blue hair. Especially in the Dig-Mudvayne music video.

[@coleemmersonhallman5329]

I'm not even halfway and this is lovely

[@brockly6434]

Austins pukes are so quiet haha I sound like I'm having an exorcism

[@Ravensikkness]

That shot at Leafy!! Hahahaha

[@zetabrew1825]

Austin: *pukes* Jared: That...was disgusting! Austin: that wasn't that bad

[@yourfatmom117]

Austin , im glad im not the only one who cried playing Gears of War 3, shit hit me right in the feels.

[@vidarrthesilent3997]

You guys should definitely do another "How many times can Dickey throw up" video.

[@gasolinechlorine]

Dude, my father mixes beer and clamato juice... But I guess what should I expect from someone who likes both beets and sauerkraut.

[@haveheart91]

Adam it's a very common drink..

[@tomscioscia9869]

The olive oil might give you an interesting aftereffect next time you go to the bathroom. :p

[@annelise7000]

you guys should do more of those ''story telling'' videos, love how funny you guys are!

[@Urankeksbaecker]

Austin's Markiplier impression was actually pretty good.

[@reggiepollock4669]

the soft ukulele music in the background while austin dies

[@dragonpup1]

I'm keen to see a DickeyDines centurion challenge

[@petezaroll4421]

Jared was pretty lit haha

[@fearevil1]

Austin is just hugging that trash can

[@HapticNoise]

Austin's Leafy impression sounded like a mix between Leafy and Austin Carlile

[@BawesomeBurf]

If you want to try something horrible that's mixed with beer, try the Campbell's Chunky Beer and Cheese soup. The smell hit me when I was cooking it, and I thought "uh oh". Then I tried it, and it tasted even worse than it smells. Literally tasted like someone took cheese soup, and poured the cheapest beer they could find in it. Would love to see a video of you guys trying this abomination.

[@nightrider6976]

dude that tastes and smells like vomit

[@BawesomeBurf]

Ernesto Picasso Pretty much. Not sure what genius over at Campbell's okayed that flavor.

[@TTGOz]

Can you guys please start doing food challenges? You guys are hilarious.

[@derrickhaverstick57]

Beer and Chardonnay together is good it's called a sneaky bobcat

[@Delta3354]

Super late, but my buddy and I used to have Bottle Wars when we were teenagers. Bottle Wars: We'd scour the desert where we lived for bottles, cart them out to a nearby dry lakebed, and then throw them at one another. When I say at, I really mean in the direction of, but still. First person to run out of bottles loses. Luckily we were aware enough to never get hit by a bottle. Not saying it was smart, but it's what we did, and we loved the hell out of it.

[@Rails2Revolution]

These were some absolute quality stories 👌🏼

[@stefaniascheffler2052]

Austin throws up for 25 min while Jared is unbothered

[@DreamfactoryZero]

18:59 would be a great thumbnail for this.

[@DarkWarrior002]

Eating ice cream while watching this is not a good idea.

[@hawks1ish]

10:10 lol that is literally the most pissed thing I’ve ever heard someone say the way he said it

[@yvancluet8146]

my french reflexes make me cringe when i see your tiny wine bottle

[@AvatarofRogue]

Why is it so entertaining and sadisfying to watch people drink gooy slime and vomiting....love it

[@eleanorh5898]

so i basicly just spent the whole day lying in my bed watching austin vomit

[@Worline8628]

Drunk Jared 😂

[@NovuscourvousTornflesh]

dude NES and SNES are two of the greatest consoles to ever exist

[@borbleborb4586]

Djared: “I’ve never been to connadah...” Also Djared: *raigs work*

[@wykydrone]

Austin, you're not alone. I cried too.

[@Anomalocaria]

i drink beer, switch to hot pockets, then to wine. it's not ungross, but i've never had a problem with it lol

[@mattfinnis9960]

Jared and Austin need to come to Perth, Australia so I can show them how to pour a beer when we hang out.

[@joshuavovk3788]

That maple syrup might be one of the brands my employer owns. It's one of the stores our parent company bought out in the West Coast (I do not work for Amazon, Wal-Mart, Target or Costco).

[@xx7secondsxx]

Mann!!! Trying to remember where the "I'm the king of the castle!... and you are the dirty rat!" Is from!!!

[@joeytapawan6960]

It's funny seeing Austin gagging and vomiting and after it he's just like its not that bad

[@prozoomy3588]

Austin drinks the milk 😂 baby vomit time

[@CaitlintheCasual]

I'm just here sipping on my homebrewed Porter...

[@shiftingchords]

Cold brew coffee and stout is really good mixed together.

[@DjentlemanM]

Here in Texas Michelada is a big thing. You mx clam juice, tomato juice, and a light beer and its super refreshing and delicious

[@YournamesTOBY]

I miss that Elysian men’s room red! That beer was delicious. To bad they don’t have it here in Texas. I miss Washington lol

[@hagenloyd8592]

I think jared got a little drunk. and the leafy impression on point

[@jcdenton7273]

1:22 when me, my dad, my uncles and my grandpa used to go to hooters, my grandpa would put ketchup and a bunch of other weird shit in beer all the time. he would have that alongside oysters.

[@DGGB--]

The way dickey just throws up casually ê_e

[@Dudewithnoface1]

So nobody is going to talk about how Austin's buddy puked rum and potato soup in his cup and nonchalantly fucking carried it around for 2 hours? Lmao

[@rileygifford7642]

This has turned into watch me and Austin get wasted

[@ejune0381]

Going through and watching there old alcohol vids. Very hilarious