Why Is the WISH App SO H*RNY?!?!

[@UncleRJ]

"DickeyDines?" *lights a cigar* "I had not heard of that name in a long time"

[@5.3pachyderm15]

What kind of cigar??? I need details.

[@lukecarodrums]

had not

[@UncleRJ]

@@lukecarodrums Thank you grandma

[@matejmcnally8770]

same. i havent watched this channel in years

[@zepfan9993]

420

[@alexisw5391]

Man if I had balls, I would buy Manscaped. Thanks Austin.

[@oxymoron296]

*deep voice* darn straight!

[@grant9005]

@@JC-11111 Hardcore simpin dude

[@JC-11111]

@@grant9005 whatever that is 🤷‍♂️

[@grant9005]

@@JC-11111 lol you deleted your comment now, dont simp

[@JC-11111]

@@grant9005 doesn't change the fact that I still don't know wtf that means. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yea I deleted it. So fuckin what? You gonna continue to cry about it? That's what they make the delete button for...you know...to delete shit 🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

[@shauna4535]

Austin doing sponsored segments is all I need in my life

[@russellknollenberg5336]

this comment was sponsored by raid shadow legends or manscaped, maybe even honey who knows

[@BluTheHonky]

Not gonna lie I miss the crazy shit Jared and Austin used to do. That's what made the show funny for me.

[@thilaerian4418]

yeah I miss when this channel was fun.

[@mohanlee2492]

I agree with you guys all those games they used to play like charades and especially dining with dickey

[@BluTheHonky]

@@mohanlee2492 well I can understand why they dont do dining with Dickey. Its hell to clean up lol but the story time shit was hilarious

[@elinajrgensen8687]

Randy Rhoads?

[@Dickey7861]

Blu A. Y’all never watch the crazy videos we do! KZbin is a fickle beast and unfortunately our creative videos usually don’t get clicked on haha. We will still do them we just can’t do the zainey vids all the time. New drinking game tomorrow

[@slavpowered912]

Sponsor: Manscaped Jared: Shaved Hmmmmm

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

“Double-decker extendo-dong”- Austin Dickey 2020. That might be my new PSN name.

[@mortensen1961]

Or your pornogrind band . . . . .

[@zacharygross2639]

mortensen1961 why not both?

[@mortensen1961]

@@zacharygross2639: Why not?

[@Dickey7861]

hahahaha i would die if i came across that username in a random lobby hahaha

[@ryuukaobantie7272]

There's no better promo code for a manscaping product

[@brendenpeterson5684]

In a county fair (laterally the craziest fair I've ever had) they where selling brass knuckles at one of the booths and they where able to get away with it because they called them paper weights! Shit is just that crazy.

[@jwapican7204]

Gotta admit, this is the only channel I don't skip sponsors ads on. Austin should work for QVC

[@upsidedown4155]

8:07 hate i worked out what this is for, It looks like its made to bend the ingrowing corners of a toe nail up so you can trim them

[@DerBoot492]

That thing is for pulling of ball bearings bro.

[@jamesoblivion]

It's definitely for ingrown nails.

[@gaythiestMTG]

I'm only here for Austin Dickey's lovely Manscaping advertisements

[@md_vandenberg]

I'm going to pull off a broadcast intrusion on my local TV stations and show everyone in town (still on terrestrial TV) that Manscaped ad. Not because I give a damn about the product but because the ad is gloriously weird.

[@user-ng8io7vc6x]

My guy the “bread” is African black soap

[@coderedskyrim]

Really?

[@user-ng8io7vc6x]

Dat Boi Douglas yeah

[@user-ng8io7vc6x]

Dat Boi Douglas www.timelessorganicsskincare.com/products/raw-african-black-soap?variant=20086499334&currency=USD&gclid=Cj0KCQjw-Mr0BRDyARIsAKEFbefRWMvM6WlbD05Z4E8Zd_-Sbzy_JqUAFYEp_i_ikkzReoJWRtTV9zoaApflEALw_wcB here’s an example big dawg 😗✌️

[@jkalash762]

Haha, i was wondering if anyone else would catch that. The stuff is great, after i found out about it that's all i use. There's a shop by me that has a huge block and they cut it and sell it by the ounce really cheap.

[@ooferrell]

@@jkalash762 yeah same i bought a block like almost a year ago and still have some of the original block ( even tho i bought more and forgot). Remember its not real black soap if it is all black and not the oatmeal texture and color

[@jasonfromguitarcenter]

Now I’ve Seen It All

[@legatomisterioso7]

💯

[@turbkey1380]

Good capitalization

[@oxymoron296]

What gauge strings do I need if I want to play Doom metal?

[@jasonfromguitarcenter]

Oxy Moron 85

[@greengay4817]

I congratulate you, for you did not take this time to say first

[@maddoxmarshall6151]

I've been rewatching all of your old videos waiting for new ones

[@AnnieErre]

Been watching some of your old videos, you guys make me laugh so hard and make this quarantine thing easier. Glad to see new stuff from you! ♥

[@canadachronic8803]

For once, the sponsorship actually got me😂 I really want me a manscape razor 🤟🏻 IT WAS ALSO PERFECT THAT THE PROMO CODE IS “dickey20” 😂💀💀

[@pandaboipetsandmask392]

*dickey*

[@Badusername2000]

The toe thing is meant for pulling the pressure off ingrown toenails. So its not digging into your toe

[@lieselbrehmer]

that intro singlehandedly restored energy into my quarantine

[@katelynoney7187]

Not gonna lie, the saw mask scared me lol. I use their videos to fall asleep because I love them. And I only opened my eyes because they were quiet for a couple seconds and that was the wrong idea. 😂😂

[@Stolid]

26th? Now that I've established my dominance over being here early I'll go and think of something witty to comment. Also, "Precision tools for your Family jewels " killed me😂

[@pandaboipetsandmask392]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Malchotheracoon]

Yeahhhhhhhssssssss finally , where have you guys been , I missed this sooo much !

[@SP-vp1qz]

The wrapped "pastry" is actually African black soap. 95% sure because after all it is Wish lol

[@abyssyoumiss3128]

When dickey was describing the manscaped sponsorship I sat through the whole thing laughing and thinking about buying it 😂

[@spicybean2004]

I lost my shit at the intro, specifically Austin falling off the chair🤣

[@3d-speakers945]

The “crack pipe” also can be used for a psychedelic called dmt

[@JoeyBoBo]

That makes it better? 😐🤣

[@joshuahb536]

Joseph Portman hell yea dmt is the shit

[@3d-speakers945]

@@JoeyBoBo yea.... crack is a cheap drug that people get hooked on and it destroys life

[@3d-speakers945]

@@JoeyBoBo dmt if anything wil probaly improve peoples lives

[@killerhippieodoom9599]

@@JoeyBoBo um yeah dmt is fucking awesome

[@matthewgentry6907]

I worked at a smoke shop, people would come in asking for "oil burners" (aka crack pipe) but we didn't have them

[@haroldthefrog]

“Why is wish so horny?” -sponsored by manscaped...I fucking lold

[@sourm3lon544]

i once found 500 crack pipes being sold as ‘wedding favors’

[@kath1017]

Lol?

[@MerynMTG]

0:17 Austin commits HARD for the memes

[@richardbayen3665]

Blood worm=red cocaine

[@imnotapathy]

Why is the manscaped add so damn Long

[@aStrix171]

When companies sponsor, they have a contract with demands that often includes how long the add has to be.

[@md_vandenberg]

@@aStrix171 Nope. They dictate that you use certain phrases, keywords and the correct description of the product. They basically don't fucking care how you tell your audience.

[@jonny555ive]

Because SIZE MATTERS !!!!!

[@Equal_inDeath]

Matthew VandenBerg Nope. Depends on the company.

[@rodbelding9523]

Austins ad reads are the only ad reads I dont skip past.

[@evaniberson5513]

The crack pipes could be used for DMT but it’s still weird 😂

[@martinharvey-olson8553]

I've missed you guys, one of the biggest bright spots of my (and i assume many others) lives right now

[@JC-11111]

What's hilarious is you can go on AliExpress and find guitar tube amps for sale for $450 while the same amps are for sale in the US FOR $299 WTF. I think it's for the people who don't research. They see it on AE and automatically assume it's a lower price than normal, then buy it without ever researching the actual price. I think the last one I saw was a Dr J Pedal Lover. The stores selling them appear to be legit music stores that just got smart enough to open a store on AliExpress. I also found an $1100 carbon fiber acoustic guitar with effects made by Lava. The Lava ME Pro, I believe. They go for like $1299 usually.

[@Bastet617]

Killing it once again with the ad reads Aubs! I love how you giggled at the end of "It even has LED lights so that you can always find your way through the darkest crevices of your disgusting man-cavern!" I like how much fun you have with the ad reads, and you're always so creative with it. Also, the mannequin with the cloak on, I'm pretty sure they were just selling the cloak lol Always love your editing as well, all the lil touches you put in make it 100x more enjoyable. All in all another great DD episode in the books! Keep up the good work Austin, I'll see ya at the stream later precious bean!

[@banananaz674]

Guys I am binging all the DickeyDines videos and you guys are just so underrated, I laugh my ass off every video

[@ladymonoxide5069]

"FUCKING JESUS! IS THAT MR. BEAN!?!?"- Austin Dickey 2020. When you yelled that I started laughing so hard I cried 😭😂😭 Love you both lots like tator tots🖤💜💚🖤

[@Actualary]

Bloodworms are for feeding certain species of pet shrimp, I believe.

[@lucasduffy7936]

Ayeeee I'm early! Been a dickie dines fan since way before the dining with dickie series. Love you guys and your music :) ❤️

[@TranzparentMethods]

The ad for Manscaped looks like something I would've seen in a one off from USA Up All Night... It was HYSTERICAL!!! I appreciate the brand even more for sponsoring a video like this. These guys are comedy gold, as is Manscaped... I get it though...

[@myemail7726]

"...Is it the girl..." almost laughed to death

[@hcwfigurematches]

Why did Austin just fall but it was funny #Commitment

[@DeadshotSociety]

Fast forwarded through the Manscaped ad and it was somehow even funnier in frames lmao

[@Ruthann0351]

Great job bois. Always super entertaining, the chemistry between you two on camera is second to none. Of course it goes without say, Dickey is killing it the ad game. Not even a product targeted at me and still watched and enjoyed till the end. Love you bois. 💕❤💕

[@ainadupuis2651]

Austin Dickeys manscaped commercials are googolplex times funnier than Stevie Ts yo lol!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@benpowersguitar]

Thanks for making the week better guys

[@gavinmalone8186]

Blood worm is used either as fishing bait, or as a chum to attract fish (By spreading a lot of it throughout the water).

[@chrisgillock1389]

Dude i died laughing at the mask. Dickeys reaction was comedy gold

[@jamesv7280]

The best Manscape advertising I've ever seen, fucking hilarious

[@msblackdahlia3091]

FLESHLIGHTING YOUR CHILD. THROATING YOUR CHILD. Words I never thought I’d ever fucking hear in an actual sentence 😂😂

[@nicandre7943]

Sooo Austin...how about a dining with Dickey episode to help us with our sanity during this BS quarantine?!!!

[@jcwingsofficial]

7:55 It's a device that helps you prevent ingrown toenails.

[@f1rebreather123]

James Weidner looks like something you’d rip someone’s toenail off with

[@jcwingsofficial]

@@f1rebreather123 Like a saw trap?! Ha!

[@gergoretvari6373]

When you already seen most of these items while randomly browsering facebook.

[@ryandesi0040]

YES! Finally. I missed you guys so much.

[@marcusg5665]

at 11:30 I almost choked on my food as I got the shivers. Thanks guys.

[@grizzbiz8932]

Best Manscaped ad I've seen yet

[@ryansanada8073]

The toenail thing is actually for ingrown toenails. It pulls the ingrown part of the nail out of your toe.

[@zubaidamajeed5756]

why in the ever loving f**k do I love these titles? i scrEAMED at the one for this video to be honest lol

[@henrygmm5227]

I love your videos. I've always loved metal music but your channel has helped me reinforce and expand my love for metal. Keep it up 👍

[@The_Wolf_Fury]

13:40 “FUCKING JESUS! IS THAT MR.BEAN?!” -Austin Dickey 2020

[@Faikzit]

You need to place that Mr bean on your window, starring to your neighborhood 😂

[@tylerwatson1452]

Bruh their ads on that computer will forever be weird as fuck

[@gusmclean6799]

I was on wish yesterday and saw almost all of these items, the incense holder from the other wish video is still my favourite, “for birthday Christmas”😂😂

[@pradiptogitokusumo616]

Yo I think Dickey should work at advertising or something idk everything he advertised just like so much better because of it

[@sunnytheferret5825]

It’s not a Barbie doll. It’s a life size mannequin. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@prestonbelgarde6896]

Bloodworm is used for pigment in lipsticks and other stuff jsyk. You crush em and they make a gorgeous red powder

[@Galster1908Dev]

When the adds from dickydines are more entertaining then 90% off KZbin today.

[@erica-sp7ie]

Really needed a Dickey Ad in my life

[@erica-sp7ie]

Ok the Yugi boi was too much for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@viktorgraves4088]

Manscaped ad ends at 5:15 for anyone who wants to just skip.

[@sarty23]

Austin! How dare you grow those fishsticks in your face!

[@paulwolff65]

Where have your videos gone lol...you have noooo idea how much ive been binging all of your videos

[@droidianslip9420]

please tell me that im not the only one who misses dining with dickey

[@stubby_gnome7106]

The crackpipes are called a bubble pipe that was what people used to smoke the thc oil out of before we had dab rigs

[@NiasThighs]

I appreciate Austin commiting to the bit at the beginning. That was great 😂

[@mackenzieackley8049]

Kudos to Austin and Jared for powering through the corona

[@-Jake-]

Can we please get a metalcore vocalists tier list?!

[@rocketfuel996]

"this is a corkscrew for your toenail" IDK y but lmao

[@Philipp_Thielen_510]

I saw crackpipes on wish titled "funny party straws"

[@LordKylik]

Yup, corona confirmed. It's a light yet refreshing beer,confirmed.

[@danielc.4897]

I remember vivid scenes of Mr. Meaty from when I was a kid. It's still freaky!

[@theusedbert24]

I got the ad for the black thing wrapped in plastic wrap and clicked on it....it took me to the item and it's some weird type of soap. I initially thought it was drugs or something xD

[@jojocaitlin8508]

10:59 that's just a cape lmao

[@gigabro8989]

I think you're supposed to put the "fake mouldy bread" in your lunchbox to stop people from stealing your food

[@metalheadofmordor9169]

That YuGi noy reference cracked me up good. Thank you, papa Dickey...

[@TargetHHH101]

Normally I hate in video ads but damn Austin has the salesman technique down.

[@magicmandan9294]

I cant help but think that, by next year, wish is gonna end up looking like silk road

[@DariiaPlaysMusic]

I watched the whole ad, never even considered skipping ahead, and it’s not like I have that all that Y chromosome goodness to 🪒 Austin is a f***ing marketing genius 😂

[@slumbering_pierrot]

That last one answers my wish, "I wish Mr. Bean was in the last scene of Total Recall."

[@SuperFunny1111]

The tiny corkscrew thing is a tool to help get ingrown toenails out it pulls the ends of the nail out to remove the ingrown toe nails and straighten the toe nail out

[@akarbit3r111]

Little do we know, that green thing we didn't know what it was is actually weed that is super tightly packed into a brick. Also, that Mr. Bean is the stuff nightmares are made of

[@connordunn]

Thanks for getting the mic situation spot on!

[@martin8765]

You guys should buy and review the products next time. It would be hilarious!

[@Neroli-Arancia]

11:08 is just a Rammstein video prop

[@cobeidonovan75]

The boys are back!!

[@wyattwade3221]

You sold me on manscaped, got the 3.0 Special Package😤😤

[@v1ncereal454]

One of my friends:what's that Star wars mask? Me:ummmmmmm.......

[@joshwhitty7024]

THIS IS WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR 😂😂😂