DISTORTIONS

[@joeburch6754]

What if it's not just an effect and Michael's physically doing that himself? I've seen enough of this guy out of context to believe it.

[@harisjutt69]

_og_

[@sezginhocaoglu8704]

What have you done..

[@overlordcringe2715]

Bruh

[@gmuffin4543]

1,000th like

[@curtisleblanc5897]

"There's a high probability of it." - Another T-101

[@goobgoobgoob]

Just imagine seeing the Andromeda Galaxy in our night sky. Beautiful. also michael please come back

[@XrisD147]

I've actually searched for it myself, using apps and small telescopes, it's very faint.

[@ihsahnakerfeldt9280]

@@XrisD147 You can it see it with the naked eye though

[@tovarishchblyad3616]

We need Michael back and Sam O’Nella to post more

[@soloshikei]

@@tovarishchblyad3616 agreed

[@KPIBM]

He back. The prophecy has returned.

[@scooble_]

“Or is it?” *turns into barcode*

[@bloopbag]

💀-

[@Wahid_on_youtobe]

Jojo

[@christinekaiser8806]

-💀-

[@Oliver-ku1tf]

Dojyaaaa~n

[@johnnyjoestarwithdrip6960]

Valentine,Bakana

[@atomicwinter31]

I love wiggly michael, it fits his wiggly character.

[@MrYeast555]

You can’t escape lag even in real life :(

[@ZachariahMBaird]

Your comment lagged.

[@zerofriends5592]

In the time it took to read you comment. I have traveled 2035 miles. This doesnt change anything. You're still a douche, in the past

[@geometryjosh21]

*_PING_*

[@sunshinybean1179]

It's called *forza horizon 4*

[@geometryjosh21]

@@sunshinybean1179 oof

[@ultrawankerobliterator420]

*** materializes *** *_hey Vsauce, Michael here_*

[@snazzy1050]

How to do italic?

[@Duncan3]

put "-" around it

[@richtigmann1]

-no putting a - makes it strike through-

[@prismancy7182]

you put _ around the words you want to italicize.

[@fresko6527]

_ok_ *ok*

[@Todomo]

This went from "Cameras mess up stuff" To "Nothing we see is real"

[@itzstormy9733]

100th like

[@kartonrad]

And returned to, dont be sad, everything you see is in a sense, real, everything is relative. But yeah i know vsauce topics often go all over the place

[@iwannabeamemechannel4198]

I am the like 300 ♡

[@MrL0LiTube]

welcome to Vsauce

[@arthurfontes7326]

and talking about the size o fthe universe in the middle

[@MakisigGaming]

Michael’s physical appearance has been edited to look like distorted. Or is it?

[@stare4539]

verified with 30 likes and no replies

[@aestheticallypantha2462]

@@stare4539 49*

[@chillboard4904]

69 likes. Nice.

[@aestheticallypantha2462]

@@chillboard4904 nobody better like it We need this to stay as 69

[@stare4539]

69 likes

[@alltime10s]

Still our favorite KZbinr!!!

[@Vsauce]

aw gee, thanks!

[@dudelolwot]

Still my favourite fact giver! (AllHomo :)

[@andreasvlad5924]

i have learned more from you 2 then any of my teachers at school

[@dancushing9913]

You too should open a youtube school.

[@dancushing9913]

two*

[@mr.correction8106]

Student : whats distortions Vsauce : great question but first of all whats normal

[@piercecabral1166]

I reply to thIs cuz im Gay

[@driesbennett308]

Yeet

[@lorelo.]

@@piercecabral1166 Get nae nae'd.

[@kennie1312]

Vsauce: you're welcome

[@bingbonghafu]

What kind of HIV has infected this reply section

[@Randoman590]

Ok, no joke, that rolling shutter effect as you walk around the Editor is freaking amazing

[@None-Trick_Pony]

11:00 This is what you turn into when you watch too much Vsauce.

[@lore644]

They became v *sauce*

[@thefunkiestswag]

Do u know what that songs called?

[@arthurpeters1996]

@@thefunkiestswag jake chudnow makes all the songs

[@jhinabloomingflower807]

hahahaha 😆

[@tooktookishere]

​@@lore644I was literally just about to say that!

[@msalerno916]

me: *perpetually has nightmares about a stretchy VSauce monster*

[@msalerno916]

i got 39 likes but that doesn’t change the fact that i was completely serious

[@cloudlesskey1294]

What about 54?

[@ausore9832]

KITRS916 SMASH 5 also 63 likes.

[@snowisthebestweather]

I think you mean to say that you'll have wet dreams about a stretchy VSauce monster

[@sirboringname]

100 likes must change your mind

[@DiscocheeseGaming]

Me: *sees video was uploaded in 2014* Me: “oh that’s not that long ag- *6 YEARS AGO*

[@luisp.3788]

same

[@808pdb]

Yep

[@Gabrielcezar94]

It’s not that old relative to earth’s time :p

[@stalinneger5029]

@@Gabrielcezar94 true

[@abandonedacc02]

Lol

[@ayyerr]

so how tall are you? my feet are 6 light nanoseconds away from me

[@girl-xk2db]

_hold up_

[@randomguy-jd8su]

_hold up_

[@randomguy-jd8su]

_hold up_

[@akirakurusu861]

up hold

[@trulyfog]

pu dloh

[@liriomusic4391]

I will forever hold a small sadness that our night sky could be filled with uncountable galaxies and cosmic works of art, if only our eyes were made to see them

[@Mutisi0n]

Be not too sad, we'd be seeing ghosts

[@TheCrimsonFist501]

Old Cameras are funny, in my grand fathers school photo he was stood at one end, and ran to the other side before the picture was fully taken and shows up on both sides of the class.

[@Hermann493]

maybe he just teleported

[@balsak1535]

Hermann493 confirmed

[@mmhoss]

You can accomplish that with any camera today in manual mode and a timed run

[@stephenhawkingscousin357]

yeah, it's patched now :(

[@LucasIsHereYT]

Put the link in the replies.

[@aristocat3012]

10:58 longbodied vsauce, a nearly extinct creature

[@CitrusyGuy]

Underrated comment

[@neutronenstern.]

11:04 the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.

[@zzztriplezzz5264]

Loup Productions underrated comment

[@lookatme7032]

L🤣L

[@vincentzhu5791]

lol this made my day

[@dewi2211]

"distorted michael is not real, he cannot hurt you" distorted michael:...............or can I

[@silvermoon2999]

°-°

[@NightySevenn]

Or is it?

[@therandomshow1265]

Haha

[@goutamboppana961]

or can't i?

[@BraveCat9927]

Normal Micheal: weeell... technically.. YAH.

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

3:00 This image of all the constellations still blows my mind! Looks so cool.

[@SuperDjr22]

10:55 the ghosts in Luigi’s mansion getting vacuumed

[@neutronenstern.]

11:04 the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.

[@aftermath7]

That's Genjutsu

[@TaunellE]

Luigi: "And I started as a plumber."

[@None-Trick_Pony]

Fuck you, now I wanna bust open my GameCube and play it even though there are other things I'd rather do.

[@arkamaji2957]

What if Michael actually looks like 0:16 but his other pictures are distorted to look normal? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@Smickster01]

is vision relative? nice question.

[@Smickster01]

@@WlLDSAKE :) which half will you keep? the half with all the universes in it or the other half with all the universes in it? :)

[@sammitchell6513]

what do you mean "if"?

[@umg8356]

WlLDSAKE but first, what is the sun? is the sun even real?

[@monkeymicah9775]

What if everyone is like that??

[@PuhlReshaped]

0:01 *L O A D I N G V S A U C E*

[@nicolassegonds-pichon5009]

Damn I've browsed alot of funny comments here, but this one is a hidden gem.

[@LoLingVo]

*L O A D I N G V S 🅱️ U C E* Also, underrated comment

[@johnnyboy2979]

DUDE SPELL "VSAUCE" RIGHT

[@PuhlReshaped]

@@johnnyboy2979 thanks it was a typo

[@johnnyboy2979]

@@PuhlReshaped sorry

[@gsav1320]

I love these videos because there is exactly a ZERO % chance you will predict why he’s gonna make next the topics are so random but he makes them so well

[@theradiantdehd3997]

It's kind of a shame that everything in space appears so dim. If we could see it all at night, it would probably be mind blowing.

[@ΛάζαροςΓκιόκας]

imagine looking up the sky and seeing all the nebula's and Andromeda

[@moversti92]

Lets petition Elon Musk to invent a space cleaner that removes the black stuff covering the cool things!

[@Spellweaver5]

It's still mind blowing to look at the sky far away from big cities. Especially, in my experience, closer to the equator. I'd love to see Australian sky one day too.

[@maxpolentz4569]

TheRadiantDehd but would it? We’d be so used to it

[@sophiya2675]

Well it would be more like celebrating diwali every night........ but whatever it would be simply amazing

[@DinoPon3]

10:57 on my way to work.

[@ianciborowski2983]

On my way to steal yo girl ahah

[@hhhfff7953]

+Ian Ciborowski Chav.

[@tommypepper1796]

Ok that was funny XD

[@purpisdus3118]

Lol yes

[@mahabubhasan47]

lol

[@summermeeks813]

Classic Vsauce words: Or is it..? *music starts*

[@vgveson6409]

Alpha Eve ikr lmao

[@JakeTreola]

But What IS It? And How Many Can We Fit Into The earths Sun? To Find This We Need To Start With Toilet Seats.

[@ThePrimoZ]

You know shit's about to get real when you hear that music

[@bentton7311]

· Polarize · I

[@CowllHatesHumanity]

· Polarize · or can you?

[@pumpkin876]

I love everything about Vsauce I love the way Michael teaches as you as if your his student while being fun and enjoyable at the same time, I love how there isn’t drama inside the channel There is no swearing no impropriate nature Michael and Vsauce all together are the perfect embodiment of curiosity and intelligence inside humankind And as always thanks for reading

[@hoodio]

this man has very profoundly shaped the way i perceive reality, I'm just sitting there for hours watching a man question if chairs really do exist but it's soo rich in brain candy

[@R_ohit]

@@hoodio fr I love this man hats off

[@undergroundsequence]

Or his he?

[@joshuavickers4143]

6:26 if you put it at 0.25 speed you can see a beach in-between London and Sydney

[@the_m_original]

6:29 *

[@magnussankaran1097]

I think it might be the closest landmass to the half way point between London and Sydney, maybe not tho

[@ruubyss1]

That is the sky you uncultured swine

[@uberdawg6284]

dude you should check your eyes, thats not a beach mate

[@rlsht101]

6:30 why did his voiced changed

[@WoodesosGuitarMods]

Technically this means everyone and everything you see, is from the past. Wow.

[@bruceturnbull4219]

You know that there's already a Vsauce video on that topic, right?

[@michaeljs7704]

Woodeso's Guitar Mods well its no joke that regardless of how we see it, we are time travellers both to the past and future. even looking at my hand up close to my face i am going 1 light nanosecond into the past

[@dustinjames1268]

Woodeso's Guitar Mods If you take it one step further, nothing you know is real. What you see isn't what's actually in the universe, but simply the light coming from it, what you hear isn't sound at all, and your sense of touch can easily be fooled by simply turning your tongue upside down. The brain is so hilariously limited that we dont even have a way of beginning to think about what the universe really is, or what we're truly experiencing. It puts life in perspective.

[@ferguschalmers8911]

Dustin James Physics-1 Brain-0

[@MK73DS]

Woodeso's Guitar Mods So, we technically don't live in the present ... double wow O_o

[@andromedagalaxy6060]

Well now I gotta wait a long time to see you guys

[@hitimetravel]

Andromeda Galaxy Hi i’m a shark your a galaxy and we are both on the internet talking to each other and apparently what we are doing is possible somehow.

[@katrinaisoffline]

No matter what you do don't contact Earth.

[@tiramitsuko]

Please stay away from our Milky Way. We don't want to well...I don't know..... *-DIE?-*

[@ethang.8238]

By the time u got here I don't even know if humans will exist

[@Somewhere50]

Hi friend.

[@skylarkelsch]

I know I'm late to the party, but this is the best channel on youtube by far

[@W00PIE]

Me too, just seen it!

[@wtz_under]

dont feel bad about it, this channel is still getting my attention

[@nathansos8480]

A-yep.

[@Clay_H]

Yeah I just started my two week vsauce faze

[@genericname3685]

Instagram people: #nofilter Their background:

[@ricklominguez168]

Underated

[@NoodleErik]

Underated

[@ndjs]

an actual original comment wow honestly haven't seen one of those in years

[@idkanameforthis]

SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS....gfgggg

[@requiem1397]

Their background is this: 10:57

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Doctor: “You are in a mental hospital” Michael: “Or am I” Doctor: “You are, good sir."

[@abgb2008]

Or am i

[@ceocerberus]

everywhere i go, i see him

[@chrjstiann]

69th like... *nice* also, jellal, hi again, for the 4th time...

[@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802]

Ah yes, the guy who rarely makes a funny comment

[@Stonecargo21]

*CATCH ME IF U CAN* 0:29 NO SIR-

[@jaridkeen123]

its sad that we have light pollution so we cant see stars anymore, I mean we can but only when the lights are off

[@Pepeutra]

I love Vsauce because I either come out intrigued "Oh..." or with an existential crisis "OH!"

[@3spoons366]

0:09 my temporary tattoo after getting wet

[@swarnimvajpai6373]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍👍

[@mousearts7079]

That’s the only one that made me laugh

[@soinaisthebestest3270]

XD

[@therandomshow1265]

Heh

[@ap1jpanimations920]

@@mousearts7079 Same XD

[@CyPorter]

Vsauce with my coffee in the morning, great way to start the day.

[@gloriousfade97]

HugeStallionCock why are u such a jerk, he did nothing to deserve your pointlessly rude comment. -_-

[@TheMisterNg]

Sad, sad person.

[@darthvatrayen]

gloriousfade97 Just look at his username.

[@ryno4ever433]

Cy Porter Agreed

[@Ropefish98]

i dont get it? how is it sad and or rude? or did he change what he said . . .

[@Tongue2Flagpole25]

10:32 He says it's just an effect, but my heart wants to believe Michael can teleport.

[@novak_here]

dang, even after 10 years these videos dont feel old, it feels like it was uploaded a week or month ago.

[@Danteeth]

me: *moves an inch* my dog thinking its playtime: 0:01

[@k3nz1e73]

Captain Dantee'th legit do accurate

[@idiotuk]

you mean p l a y t i m e

[@eewag1]

Captain Dantee'th I don’t get it

[@SuminSugar]

Can I get 1000 Subs? don’t worry you’re not dumb (🙄jeez cmon dude) anyway, he/she’s saying that their dog thinks the owner wants to play when they make the smallest movements so it’s funny because the dog ‘appears’ out of nowhere

[@idiotuk]

Only In One Scenario.

[@ninonaka3565]

I managed to pause it in the speed travel bit. ...I feel so achieved.

[@eugyy_]

PIRATE BOOTY same

[@sciblastofficial9833]

GrezCom Only 3 images. Sydney, Indian Ocean and London

[@LiveMusicSuX]

Or just pause it a few second before and use , and . to scroll parts of seconds? :)

[@artelectual_ua7789]

6:29

[@nicholasroche2040]

Same

[@DiscontinuedForNow215]

10:39 me going to the fridge at night

[@scritch8833]

ok.

[@nerftoast]

I like to circle around my fridge too

[@bilaltausif9007]

Among us player detected lol

[@nonamea9177]

Janie indeed

[@user_hat]

so cursed

[@Lilyjem39]

I love Michael and vsauce so much, I learn answers to questions I never even had and start to grow out and explore new questions and new ideas

[@kaozbender]

Give that editor a raise.

[@SwampySauceGaming]

Indeed, that shit was awesome lol

[@ConvexFever5]

Give that man a Cookie

[@Rick_McDick]

Thats up to you based on how many ads you click

[@Faildarkness]

Actually I think It's Micheal self doing the effects

[@HeyLook287]

You're stupid...he credits his editor at the end, way to not watch the whole video.

[@fionahoney]

10:54: me finishing the presentation for the class I know I failed

[@qusaiagha5852]

I second this

[@boppenhagen9062]

Yes i also start to be distorted and spin around

[@idlesquadron7283]

@@boppenhagen9062 lol

[@ihavenoidea2805]

*thanks for watching*

[@emiliamarsh7259]

It's sad how we may never have a chance to explore space to it's full extent; how would mere humans travel to other galaxies, if even light can't do it fast enough? Space is too beautiful not to be experienced by someone. It makes me really sad.

[@xavierrodriguez2463]

Alcumbierre Drive

[@iceesrule75]

Emilia Marsh Its called superpowers

[@AvinashHeral]

Need to find/create dark energy first

[@emiliamarsh7259]

What are you guys on about? Sure, the Alcubierre drive could be a solution, but it's just a theory - and humans don't have superpowers, Sherlock - Dark energy/matter is everywhere in our universe, _everywhere_, we just can't see it.

[@AvinashHeral]

What I meant was first we need to observe dark matter/energy in such way so as to harness them. Currently, we have not been successful in doing that.

[@MisterUrDailyDoge]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how he never fails to confuse us!

[@smashedeight7012]

Oh look, its michael trying to give us existential crisis again!

[@GgTTV828]

Trying-? he did. Or did he?

[@cartoonmaster2401]

Yay! :D Michael: But what truly _is_ "Yay"? (theme starts)

[@PyroYeet]

I think my brain gives me those, i sens them to him and he makes videos of them, because these videos clone my brainwaves

[@luke2751]

10:39 Me with my sleep paralysis demon

[@AG.Floats]

Oh please everyone and their mom claims to have that shit these days because it got super popular and talked about online. I bet you have never even been to a sleep doctor and been diagnosed. Sleep demon. Please. This isn't the medieval ages anymore.

[@Mini-gm7hr]

@@AG.Floats just calm down or distorted Michael will haunt your dreams

[@SkullZie]

@Kibate there was one time i talked in my sleep and woke up screaming NO and nearly fell off my bed. It was about my dad turning into a red dragon and i kept saying "NO DADDY, DONT TURN INTO A DRAGON, NOOOOO" O and there was this one time i realized i was in a dream, it was at my old school in wetwang and they had some sorta sale there and i got some stuff, i ate some food. But since i didnt have money i asked dad if he could go get some for me and he did. Then i couldnt move and a red sign popped up infront of me saying "wake up" and then i tried waking up but i failed and then i woke up

[@SkullZie]

O and for some reason a dream made me scared of tv's, so i was dreaming that i was flying inside of what looked like a TV, and while i was looking down there were loads of people in old clothes down there screaming in pain and everything was coloured red then i woke up, and one time i had a dream when my mom got hit by a truck and i cried

[@jackandy1736]

@@AG.Floats Can you even take a joke?

[@paoloallegretti8862]

I thought this was a tutorial for distortion in after effecs. But it was so interesting I actually watched the whole video and subscribed.

[@enricobianchi4499]

pizza margherita

[@Vortex1000]

pickle defib

[@pasdor9936]

Oh that’s the vsauce effect

[@originalname8338]

one of us. one of us. one of us.

[@originalname8338]

@@agilitykissa ?

[@AlligatorAdam999]

Ile Vache Marine (A British Indian Ocean Territory) is the image right in the middle of our light speed journey from London to Sydney at 6:29

[@Kipple-wp7pd]

5:40 that would be amazing to see nightly

[@MinecraftMike]

It is kinda sad, because its hard to find hope that we can ever explore those parts of the galaxy...

[@Oce10t.]

I didn't know you liked Vsause I like him too but I love your SimCity and tornado survival series Thanks for liking guys let mike know we love him!!

[@xahmah]

Andromeda isn't a part of our galaxy, it is a galaxy.

[@zekkvot4712]

It's not hopeless at all. There's still a lot of scientific discoveries and inventions to be made. I guess a good solution to your problem would be quantum teleportation, we just need more time.

[@thomasjones338]

Dom Inic still sad though

[@teekanne15]

well we cant have/know everything. But just let us be amazed about how much we found out about this mysterious world we live in. I mean our parents couldn't watch a video about this topic and talk with people from all around the world about it.

[@TrossardWasUnavailable]

0:00 loading Micheal.exe Edit: Wow, 1 year, this was long ago

[@jolaslepko2995]

MichaelCameraView.batch has stop responding. Ignore or Reload. Michael's brain: Ignore. 0:00

[@ludvigbergqvist]

I was expecting that this video would be 2.5 million years long so that the entire light journey towards it could be shown

[@Maicowerk]

Every time Vsauce asks a rhetorical question it jumps into 7th Guest sounding puzzle music.

[@PeterWalkerHP16c]

+Opferman Motors Dirtbiking 7th Guest. Wow, that's a blast from the past. 1994 I'd forgotten about that game. Now I do feel old. My phone has more grunt than my PC back then.

[@Amucap05]

+Opferman Motors Dirtbiking thats my favourite part

[@sneksy7530]

+Opferman Motors Dirtbiking But does he? (7th Guest Music Starts Playing)

[@Nathan-gn6bn]

+rocknexus *raises eyebrow*

[@BloodMaster104]

I would like you to talk about "subliminal messages" :)

[@mateoikica3893]

Zasto ti gledas Vsauce-a..?

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

Le Bro Fck your language

[@TruKave]

*_FRICK_* your language

[@scatological2538]

don't say those potty words

[@tannerearth0396]

Le Bro tells him to speak English when his username implies he’s European

[@andrewbowers8402]

Come for the science, stay for the existential crisis

[@carsonphillips8008]

If I see my feet where they were, and I walk, does that mean my feet are time traveling

[@aurelia8028]

nononono. thats kurtzgesagt's job

[@tuberyou1149]

Crisis? What crisis?

[@tuberyou1149]

Supertramp.

[@josecarlosalvarezhuerta3786]

The video is more than 10 years old, and the editing and production is still top tier, an absolute classic of vsauce KZbin videos. Absolute cinema, i might say.

[@chrreecherry9457]

Not even a single one of your videos are bad Micheal. I really love them! You rock!!

[@ilsgabo]

0:00 Oh yeah distortions... 5:00 What was the video about?

[@tonstad39]

The video is about where distortion a exist in the real world.

[@ilsgabo]

tonstad39 u ruined it

[@ilsgabo]

***** ha...ha...ha

[@gabrocki]

Astronomy is one of the most interesting sciences ever. If not THE most. (for a non-professional, at least)

[@durdleduc8520]

Definitely. Despite my heightening love in the sciences surrounding psychology, astronomy will always be amazing to me and I will never not be interested in it.

[@bigj2105]

I’m only in highschool. But Vsauces y’all of space as interested me so much, I’m 100% going to pursue a career in physics and astronomy. I could talk about it for hours. It’s just so cool that all that stuff is up there, and we’ll never be able to reach them all

[@rwandansteven6345]

gabrocki Quantom physics are fucking crazy

[@rwandansteven6345]

Is*

[@Mexitian]

BigJ210 samee im a junior taking physics next yr for an astronomy career, we should talk about astronomy stuff :p

[@Rhias.Altera]

imagine if galaxies were actually giant crosses but only look like giant spirals because of the rolling shutter effect

[@abhinqv3490]

m i l k y w a y g a l a x y d i s k

[@SoulSukkur]

spooky spaghetti man

[@CarlosAM1]

SoulSukkur cool

[@ZorillaMyrid181]

Why am I laughing so damn hard!?

[@ZorillaMyrid181]

Probably because the stupid shit is the best...

[@alteskonto1145]

Nightmare

[@quackymoo8553]

Soccer player: *misses the ball* Also the soccer player: darn the lag!

[@sabeehqureshi9418]

Football

[@skeptica]

Soccer

[@user-lz5kh3un8z]

@@sabeehqureshi9418 handcube

[@cadefilms4072]

Soccer

[@cchroma_kee]

10:32 I laughed for like 10 minutes at the noodle legs

[@WWFYMN]

That is how my legs look like

[@sturmifan]

best username for this comment

[@sturmifan]

best username for this comment

[@neutronenstern.]

11:04 the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.

[@WWFYMN]

neutronen stern did you have a stroke?

[@NeonYRG]

I would like a video of Michael just messing around with distortion effects for an hour.

[@W00PIE]

I recommend a distortion specialist named Jimi Hendrix.

[@tomoe6108]

God dammit eyes, why can't you let me see the cool space things

[@ΛάζαροςΓκιόκας]

yeah, like wtf bro

[@epaminontas6972]

@@ΛάζαροςΓκιόκας ναι

[@TheOlav0509]

You would be blind from how bright everything on earth was :/

[@manlymantis101]

Yep because of exposure

[@subscribefornoreason7390]

420th like

[@qwert_au]

7:03 I would like to add that we are only seeing the light 'shadow' of Andromeda anyway. It's apparent position isn't its actual position. In the time the light has traveled from the galaxy to our eyes, the galaxy has since traveled through space also. Most of the stars you see in the sky aren't actually there. You see the light at the time it illumined from the star. In the time it took that light to travel across space to reach your eye, the star has since shifted position. I always found that thought quite humbling.

[@totobyafrica8712]

Also due to the Milky Way and andromeda moving towards each other. andromeda looks smaller than it would if light moves at an infinite speed

[@qwertydog9795]

So we're basically seeing the ghosts of stars

[@judepeixoto2379]

so does that mean andromeda is actually much closer than it appears?

[@sagittariusa9279]

@isstilinæk I guess about 5% closer...

[@qwert_au]

Sagittarius A* Much, MUCH less in terms of percentage. But quite a lot in terms of km's/parsecs/light years. I can't remember now, but I think it came to 0.0xx% ... Because Andromeda is SO LARGE, any movement it makes is not nearly as pronounced. So as observers from Earth, it's more or less in the right spot. Technically it's not, but from our viewing angle it would be difficult to impossible to tell to any degree of high certainty.

[@jassimsalam]

1:13 Imagine the sheer horror experienced by this kid after looking at the photo 😂

[@erikhendrych190]

I don't have to imagine anything. :D

[@unknownalien3837]

@@erikhendrych190 Really? This was you?

[@erikhendrych190]

@@unknownalien3837 Haha no but I was horrified :D

[@andistansbury4366]

*Its not an illusion*

[@TaidaAle]

cant believe carmen got to him 10 years ago

[@thekaticorn99]

2:16 bold of you to assume that a giant vivid drinking gourd could never appear in the sky

[@squittlequeen2282]

I want Vsauce to be my physics teacher please

[@scootssb]

Skittle Queen same

[@Mars8765]

You literally have 69 likes.

[@BorisNoiseChannel]

aren't you Vsauce?

[@maladaptvs]

I want him as my everything teacher

[@sophiya2675]

Well i guess he's diong the same here on you tube ...................

[@drew2pac]

Am I the only one that gets excited about VSauce vids more than I really should?

[@LaughingBatGames]

nope

[@phyynix2709]

Cant believe this video is 9 years old. Good quality as always man.

[@dahyuna7980]

Vsauce:starts talking about lag *5 minutes later...* Also Vsauce: talks about if the helix nebula wasn’t so dim

[@cosmicbagels8207]

Wait, so andromeda could be gone and we wouldn't know

[@mstticr]

Screen changer Correct! Sunlight from our sun takes 8 minutes to get to us, so in theory, if the sun exploded or something, we wouldn’t know until 8 minutes after it happened!

[@cosmicbagels8207]

Holy cow I have 14 likes

[@JakubSinakl]

The Earth would probably be destroyed by the Sun before the disappearance of Andromeda would be visible from the place we were in.

[@lotus7781]

Yes unless we waited many thousands of years

[@josephykrakowsky]

Millions*

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

That ending is perfect.

[@SeptemRoptem]

it’s amazing how these video cam be watched any time and still be extremely good.

[@astrojon1003]

i just recently started watching vsauce and i'm enjoyying myself!

[@dmitricochrane3736]

Same! I Love Michael

[@owensmith4077]

enjoying = touching

[@PandaTheGFX]

Just like me when i first discovered Sasha Grey

[@twiztid571]

+VA7 for real xD

[@davidfyatto9705]

it's great! try minuetphysics too. and any other channels they recommend in their vids are worth looking at as well.

[@BeastlyVoldemort]

You know what the best part about VSauce is? He's one of the ONLY KZbin channels that doesn't waste half of every video saying "plz lyk favrit comnt n subskryb fr mor vdios" and pull other bullshit like "this is y i wuz sik guyzzzzzz". No. He fills 100% of every video with pure, relevant content.

[@freddywalter4728]

And thanks for watching.

[@BeastlyVoldemort]

Freddy Walter Oh what, 2 1/2 seconds of something just as a legitimate "thank you" to the viewers and not asking for anything in return? OHHHH NOOOO HE MUST DIEEEEE

[@Krypent]

Only KZbin Channel? Minutephysics, Veritasium, Scishow, Are you thinking about commentators and bloggers, because there's plenty of others out there.

[@Herdatec]

Krypent you got the intention wrong. Minutephysics, Veritasium, Scishow, Sixtysymbols are shows that have a quite lengthy extro.

[@Krypent]

Herdatec Yes but they're not asking for like favorites or comments. Vsauce has a simple "Thanks for watching" and I respect that. Though that hardly denotes the content that Scishow, Veritasium, Minutephysics, Numerphile, Sixtysymbols, and many many other channels out there.If the content has ended, then there is no difficulty in exiting the video and skipping the outro entirely.

[@DPRKExplained]

If anyone's interested (or as sad as I am) the picture between London and Sydney is a lovely coastal view of the sea

[@637o7]

Benjamin Weston I wanted that :)

[@gisnomin]

I never will get bored of your vids

[@PMoney-sk7kb]

Thumbnail: “Hey Vicheal! Msauce here!”

[@kirra6248]

Pronounced "mee-sauce"

[@noedd]

WHERE IS THE MSAUCE

[@mythicalaureus2826]

Oh yeah yeah

[@beepyyy]

hey v! mikesauce here.

[@zentiph]

Also, I am made of MSauce. *shoots* *blue goop is blown out of his head*

[@TheAquaAuthor]

a typical vsauce episode: The world is not flat the world is not a sphere either L E T ' S C U T T HE P L A N E T I N H A L F

[@richtigmann1]

that's a lotta damage

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3OulZWYhqd4gNk

[@richtigmann1]

@@ninjabluefyre3815 whoa that's a lot of damage to his sanity

[@richtigmann1]

@@ninjabluefyre3815 it's really funny

[@kanyefan74loveyoukanye14]

@FT Gamer no, the shape of the earth is micheal

[@joelhaggis5054]

Congrats michael! I never thought i would see someone walk around themselves.

[@ballisticpug6764]

These videos make me sad, adventurous, happy, and interested at the same time.

[@chemistryguy]

Somebody got Adobe After Effects.

[@garnettraypaul]

Oooh "after" effects

[@JoshMay]

who?

[@boblin7541]

Me: asking 1 question. Michael: answers 14145516 questions

[@L11_Restart]

thx for giving away ur password

[@ailishbleshoj3998]

Or did he?

[@idkanameforthis]

SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS....gfgggg

[@bogdanostaficiuc6385]

@@idkanameforthis stfu bot

[@idkanameforthis]

@@bogdanostaficiuc6385 nah I ain't a bot

[@goobertfroobert5572]

10:55 Aight, I'm bouta head out.

[@XViTNg]

Its do crazy to think about how far away everything is in space

[@theraymondtwinsanimalcross9250]

Me: Looks under bed The spider under my bed: 0:01

[@ailishbleshoj3998]

Me: Yay! Spider!q Come here, buddy!

[@theomni1012]

The spiders behind by bed: 0:28

[@hbaggg]

how did we go from talking about camras to talking about andromeda

[@ElektrikPichuZ]

Skaterboybob distortions

[@hbaggg]

★ Cuddlepuff ★ I'll distort your face if you dont give it to me straight

[@ElektrikPichuZ]

Skaterboybob Why?

[@hbaggg]

★ Cuddlepuff ★ T'was a joke.

[@ElektrikPichuZ]

Skaterboybob Okay :3

[@VioletAmery311]

one day a year, we should turn off all our lights and stare at the sky :)

[@HeisenbergT94]

every year all countries that want to participate should do this, turn the lights off for 5 minutes

[@VioletAmery311]

more like a day :D

[@MunchMoar]

We have something called earth hour.

[@VioletAmery311]

is that where all the lights go out? oh yeah! totaly forgot :P

[@serendipity4181]

and fuck up power plants

[@secretlysmall]

Michael: it’s certainly not realistic… or is it? *proceeds to phase out of reality*

[@MrJubbs22]

i think i learned more from vsauce than i did from from high school

[@MrBoss71210]

+Ross Sauce 30% of my acknowledges are from school :(

[@Trollypolly975]

+Shisoka • are from school ? Are you sure you even have knowledge

[@Deepsand23]

+Ross Sauce i totally agree with you

[@MattTheMonkey]

+Ross Sauce my school plays his videos all the time in class.

[@Deepsand23]

MattTheMonkey lucky you v_v

[@blooba]

I love it when he talks about space stuff

[@brendathevehicon]

10:40 And here, is where I began laughing uncontrollably.

[@eclownery]

I’m watching this at about 2:00 am but I have to desperately try to hold my laugh so that I don’t wake anyone up

[@petricorvus]

Pet Rock me too somewhat, but i’m also trying to get my mind off of the Why are things Creepy? video. freaked me out bruh

[@neutronenstern.]

11:04 the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.

[@vickiesanders7519]

"distorted michael is not real, he cannot hurt you" distorted michael:...............or can I

[@hoodio]

it's a mating dance between homies

[@biganguria]

The Joker is the most chaotic character ever!! Michael: *spirals away *