where do babies come from [KH comic dub]

hoo boy so you might be like "wait dragon what happened most of that isn't your voice" and you'd be right! so you see i was too much of a coward to do this one on my own so some people on my Discord thought "hey why not do some kinda colab" a week of clownery later we made this somehow enjoy
i will never edit an audio transition as smooth as the transition of 2 versions of groose's theme in the middle
oh boy ive never had to write a cast thing before cheak these peoples out they are cool
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Cast:
Sora - Renée - / @renhuskie
Riku - TJC 0122 / @pastel_tj
Kairi - Dremy_Ink / dremyink06 / @dremyink06
Roxas / Ventus - Birdie / avocadosfromfigaro
Axel - Kuni / kunichiua
Saix - Aisilyth / aisilyth
Terra - noomloom#0047
Aqua/ Vanitus: The Dragon Girl 27 (me lmao)
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OG comic: hezuart.tumblr...
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Music in Order:
Treasure Town - Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky
Riki the Legendary Heropon - Xenoblade Chronicles
Silly Groose - The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Groose's Theme - The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Dark Domination - Kingdom Hearts 3
Old Age, Regret, Retribution - Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney
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[@kingdomheartsispeak4724]

"then sora, you and I had sex" "and we made roxas" "sex is amazing" Bro I can't 💀💀💀💀💀

[@MidnightThunderKid]

"NO!"

[@liarliarplants4hire]

Aqua: [Soul left her body] Riku: “ Hey get back here!” [Grabs her soul and shoves it back into her body]

[@robinfloof]

That part got me lightheaded 💀

[@sora_roxas2562]

hahahahahaha😂

[@NoahtheAIPlayer]

BRUH

[@KoolScreen95]

Vanitas: "Today, was perfect"

[@anthonyleachman3541]

😂💬

[@craigsands2567]

Vanitas:I needed this. Please invite me again. I'll bring snacks.

[@omnimon2230]

“Two hearts…fuse into one!” *Stop. Stop Right Now.*

[@cristiancalderon6095]

Yeah, PLEASE!

[@Kalani_Saiko]

THANK YOU THATNK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[@dspace4514]

Axel: What's our boss name? Roxas: Mansex. Axel:... I mean you're right, but still...

[@hungrywarnergaming5263]

Omg IT MAKES SENSE

[@eramo607productions6]

@@hungrywarnergaming5263 You didn’t know? Heh.

[@themyththatneverhappened4499]

Mansex the nobody of Seman

[@dspace4514]

Thank god Roxas didn't ask this when he was part of the organization. Roxas: What's sex? Xigbar:123NOTIT! All other members: NOT IT! Demyx: Not- oh crap baskets...

[@shirokatta4051]

Wouldn’t the two residential scientists who literally make people be thrown under the bus here like vex or zexion?

[@giornogiovanna7116]

OMFG IS THAT A DBZA REFERENCE???!?!

[@ThrowbackJTT]

Oh, Demyx says that too?

[@craigsands2567]

​@@shirokatta4051 Zexion is still...immature in his own right so he's not fit to explain this. Vexen would just give the most twisted and messed up example he can think of. Larxene would be too busy laughing her ass off to care so she wouldn't even try to run or hide unlike the others.

[@icesword8892]

@@craigsands2567and xemnas would probably have no idea and wouldn’t want to find out

[@RhysticTutor1]

I feel like Roxas would know but that’s because he’s Roxas

[@theidiotnamedjay5501]

Honestly I THINK he’d actually normally know it since he was enrolled in school at one point and clearly was in the data worlds school so they’d probably teach him about it ._.

[@Alexander-wx2ie]

@@theidiotnamedjay5501 Nop, the beginning of KH2 starts right after the end of 385/2 Days, so no data school. Pretty sure the data TW Town manipulates his memories with some help of Namine

[@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl]

Day 69: Nice

[@DremyInk06]

Vanitas' dieing velociraptor noises are amazing- And on a more serious note, I'm so happy I got to be apart of this as Kairi! Can't wait for more comic dubs in the future!!!

[@MoonWeaver000]

i love V now. biggest laugh ever.

[@vDorgengoa]

Nice work Kairi.

[@thomaselliottjohncampbell3024]

Vanitas doesn't care about their innocence, he's just gonna say the truth

[@ManoredRed]

Considering how many of these people are weird clones of each other, this sorta makes sense.

[@vDorgengoa]

Me: Aqua explained that..... *perfectly.* Me (a bit later): .....no.... no she did not...

[@KoolScreen95]

0:43 oh mother Aqua, trying so hard not to recall last night' session with Terra.

[@guilhermegaspar752]

Konosuba and good comment

[@25shadow11]

......oh right, Xehanort WOULD be the one to just give it to you straight, so of course Vanitas would know

[@MischiefMakerMarcy]

Vanitas right after he was taken out of Ventus’s heart: Xehanort, how were you made of you weren’t taken from someone else? Xehanort: *pulls out chalk board* FOR YOU SEE

[@25shadow11]

@@MischiefMakerMarcy thus the true reason for Vanitas disliking Xehanort is born

[@PikachuGamerSMT]

Holy crap I shit myself laughing when Sora and Ventus said “We had sex and made Roxas!”

[@SpideyfanX]

Vanitas' payback after the events of "Yeetus Vanitas"

[@youngfox2186]

Aqua: Sex is when two hearts fuse into one and the result is people Terra: You mean, not like when me and Xehanort fused and gave origin to Ansem and Xemnas, right?

[@oc_2651]

Thank God someone realized that Sora became a dad at the age of 14

[@Themoo_atcows]

CLONE DAD! NOT A NORMAL DAD, A CLONE DAD. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THING

[@oc_2651]

@@Themoo_atcows the better question is who technically owns the child support payments for Roxas?

[@Themoo_atcows]

@@oc_2651 no one because he doesn’t have a biological dad… I think. It depends on his DNA. If it’s from Ventus, which is what I would guess, then no because he is, according to his DNA, the same person and Ventus is legally an adult. If it’s Sora, then Sora would.

[@oc_2651]

@@Themoo_atcows technically Sora has three kids

[@Themoo_atcows]

@@oc_2651 and I just realized, technically, Sora is not Roxas’ dad. SORA IS ROXAS’ MOM!

[@RenHuskie]

im glad i was able to do this with everyone else who participated love yall and remember may your heart be your guiding key

[@Dreq458]

careful. everyone who says that phrase dies.

[@RenHuskie]

@@Dreq458 wait what

[@shalimarrobles-zq8wj]

Vanitas: It's actually when two bodies, MALE AND FEMALE fuse into ONE, and then out comes baby Roxas 😏🤣

[@omegashinobi]

Wait. Namine and Roxaa were born from when Sora took Kairi's heart from his body. That mean she and Roxas are also Sora and kairi's babies.

[@tetragaming6332]

Nope, that thought goes back in the box

[@Kalani_Saiko]

But Roxxas took the form of Ventus being the closest person he could get

[@Freddyfazbendy5901]

I saw xion as their daughter instead

[@joel1245]

Simple. Sora + Ventus' Heart = Roxas. Sora + Kairi = Naminé No. I + Memories of Kairi + Roxas' powers = Xion.

[@GoldPrince2468]

@@joel1245 The best love triangle. Will Kairi be with Sora, Riku, or Xemnas??

[@strelitziamystery21]

Oh God... I have never seen anything so cursed but wholesome before

[@jedyoung767]

The looks on Lea and Terra’s faces tells me that they were dreading that talk.

[@Excusib7209-ty3mz]

Manse- i mean Xemnas in the background going "CURSED FOOLS!"

[@789syrus789]

Leave it to Vanitas to not only break the ice but shatter it into billions of pieces. 😂

[@xx_pit_xx8492]

We waited like one week for this, but I can confirm: it was worth it

[@Eric_Black134]

I legit had the exact same reaction as Vanitas.

[@obsessiveconceptdisorder6434]

Dude, Vanitas is ROLLING

[@thedragongirl27]

lmao i recorded like 2 minutes worth of trying to get that perfectly cut scream to sound good in other words i had a file i nicknamed "dieing velociraptor sounds" where i just did that laugh for like 2 minutes

[@セレスティアルナ]

only Sora and Ventus has pure heart and mind😅

[@TheDiggity42]

should’ve asked Goofy, I mean he does have a son after all

[@prestonestes1388]

Sora+Ventus=Roxas Sora+Ventus+Kairi=Naminé Sora+Kairi+Vanitas=Xion.

[@joel1245]

Xion is a Replica with absorbed memories of Kairi and Roxas' powers. She wasn't born from Sora upon the Subuku. Plus Ventus was not part of the factors for Naminé. Just Sora and Kairi. That's why she has mixed traits of the two with blonde hair.

[@aetherspiralknight]

Absolutely horrible. 17 out of 10, would watch again

[@radomiami]

13 out of 10, you mean.

[@kinoleogeo7998]

Yeah, I’m under the impression that Nomura purposely made things convoluted to avoid talking about sex to appease the higher ups at both companies. Great vid!

[@aisilyth]

honestly quite incredible

[@unclepaul1995]

Xehanort: Ya Know, If I Make Baby With Aqua, Her Anger Tuned Into Darkness. Sora: She Will Never Make Baby With a Monster. Xehanort: I Can Feel Your Darkness.

[@xunaethernalij1445]

Even busting through the door with the biology books and clearing up misinformation xD

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

I mean…about the sex thing…that technically wasn’t wrong

[@raymondf2213]

Xion is a cinnamon roll and i love it

[@rikusno.1fan180]

ive watched this to many times...... TIME FOR ANOTHER ONE

[@rikusno.1fan180]

curently warching again

[@DremyInk06]

@@rikusno.1fan180 I'm proud of you for watching this again and again

[@rikusno.1fan180]

@@DremyInk06 i just watched it again :>

[@DremyInk06]

I voiced Kairi in this and even I can't remember all the lines! I'm impressed! You seem to really like this comic dub lol

[@rikusno.1fan180]

@@DremyInk06 lol guess so btw yourvoice is pretty

[@mistychemist]

Another pivotal point in Dragon's Lair history. Let me know if you ever do this again, seems fun.

[@shadowboy1979]

Poor Roxas at the end 🤣😂

[@liarliarplants4hire]

Mickey: “ Ask Goofy! He has experience.” Years ago… Goofy: “ -And that’s how babies are made.” Max: [😨]“ That… was a lot of detail dad…” Present day in a galaxy pretty far away Goofy: [Dad senses] “ I feel a disturbance…” Darth Vader: [Puts hand on Goofy’s shoulder] “ Go to him.” Goofy: [Starts running] Howard Duck: “ where’s your friend going?” Donald Duck: “ I have no clue anymore.”

[@Zenless_fan9]

"where do babies come from?" Me:"your moms a-"

[@killercross9929]

After aquas little speech, I knew that some how shit just got worse…

[@joannamyers1268]

I just knew her speech would go horribly wrong.

[@Toast0nyx]

Oh dear

[@MattGallagherComposer]

Eunie: "What about BABIES? You guys got any BABIES?"

[@blues4509]

Vanitas' wheeze absolutely wrecked me

[@theidiotnamedjay5501]

This shit had me howling, I love this dude

[@CourtneyHartman-mm5zz]

I asked the baby question in science class and I got the scientific answer I was scarred for life

[@Botwgamer-mt3vy]

😞 me too

[@Pastel_TJ]

I wanna do this again, it was fun!

[@TheRisingHeroine]

OH GOD I CAN’T EVEN XDDDDDD

[@Startothe_m00ns]

Audible gasp got me💀

[@weavery4292]

Audible gasp!

[@creeperkinght1144]

It doesn't help that in this Roxas has more of a dirty blonde color, like it mixed with brown......

[@tetragaming6332]

No

[@arson_e.]

1:09 IM CRYINFIESOMSOSSK

[@emilionoboa9431]

damn that scalted quickly

[@thedragongirl27]

the og comic was low resolution thats why it looks like that

[@NinjaKai9700]

I laughed at this way more than I should have 😂

[@hurling_hurly]

Sora has parents but we dont get to see them only get to hear them onetime in the entire series in kingdom hearts 1 and sora actually ran away to go to the island and investigate and got himself locked into the kingdom hearts series as soon as he came in and exited the secret place Also this was cute and weird

[@Blue_XIII]

I missed these sort of SoL KH comics that were everywhere during the pre DDD days

[@itz_starletwolf]

I mean, they’re not wrong lmao 🤣

[@RoseJoyOffical]

KELMY YEAH!!

[@RenHuskie]

Yoooo cadooooo!!!!

[@Freddyfazbendy5901]

If the secret 14th member, then they got kicked out because their name’s too inappropriate

[@Buffbuffrules]

Should’ve explained it like “mom and dad loved each other very much so they had a baby” or something like that… It’a be a lot harder to misunderstand it… also I’m pretty sure some cartoon explained it kinda like that…

[@billyrider3718]

Well, Disney, your move

[@ashtheultima6625]

I’m dying….! 😂

[@404_coffee9]

Them all not knowing is on brand.

[@codypann_bruh]

* Dead from laughing of this video*

[@magi1134]

I lost it at the roxas bit

[@etherealbladerx8153]

Omg 😂 this is hilarious but kh is sacred they would know about it eventually or it would happen naturally 🤣

[@NoahtheGameplayer]

Omg, Sex is a Organization member!

[@ke-ke-ke9220]

Can I just appreciate the Xenoblade Chronicles music in the beginning?

[@thedragongirl27]

haha i love overthinking and picking out the perfect music for vids glad to see it apreciated

[@kiffley]

This is why vanitas. HAD TO DIE I. Kingdom hearts 3. He is the truest of true darknesses

[@Star-vw2qf]

Everyone in this is so stupid. Riki clearly knows that’s probably why he’s being sarcastic about it. Sora would believe anything he’s told and so would Ventus. I bet Master Eraqus made up that lie that he told Terra because he honestly didn’t know. Roxas knows but he’s disgusted because some of what Venitas told him is not true.

[@robodude2140]

…. Wait wouldn’t that mean that Namine is sora and kairi’s kid???

[@Miharbii9]

Ah yes, my favorite organization member from kingdom hearts 4: seχ

[@remberedink]

Loved this dub, also top tier shit using PMD music

[@thedragongirl27]

one of the fun parts of makin vids is its MY VID AND I GET TO PICK THE VIDEO GAME MUSIC

[@badbitez7047]

help-

[@fionnagatechronicler1088]

Pfff! 🤣 Oh nooooo!!

[@MarkTavish]

Oh this is hilarious-

[@cubenatural]

Major 2010 vibes i rock with it

[@Caim6311]

Vanitas has amore common sense

[@BloodDragon-rp4xc]

roxas sees like hed know what sex is

[@aidannewman4038]

Thanks vanitas

[@Jeffgamer916.]

They suckers. But dang.

[@Dusk_Mightyena]

0:54 That sounds so wrong 😂

[@moonlightshadow9645]

Oh man this killed me

[@mysteria1999]

Wait i just thought wouldn't the same thing apply to Vanitas as well? Bc well he takes on the look of Sora and Roxas takes on the look of Vantus bc Van and Sora's hearts were connected?

[@Slayrron.Hunter]

Huh...guess we never knew about Es

[@leroycruz237]

OMG! This is hilarious XD

[@Robloxian0712]

What was spiky black hear whispering into venetus's ear

[@Buffbuffrules]

Poor Roxas and Aqua…

[@humanperryakaemilydowd2340]

Terra looks like Kai from ninjago

[@Thedragonlover95]

XD great

[@justindavis-smith8462]

........you guys are out of line about where babies come from

[@TheLadysAtelier]

Oh my god Sex is the Nobody of Es from Milgram,,,

[@joschua1499]

Ich liebe dieses comic dub

[@LucasDanielCab5]

😭😭

[@sora_roxas2562]

STOOOOP😂

[@callme_tj]

terra

[@castle3267]

I feel like I commented on this, and my old comment was cringe

[@joel1245]

Sora and Ventus should already know what sex is as they're teenager. Only Roxas, Naminé and Xion would ask that as they weren't born naturally, just spawned as Nobody/created as Replica. And LoL. Vanitas must've been "exploring" a lot while waiting in the background.

[@SabrinaLetoMars]

But arnt they 15? Shouldn’t they know? Well I mean maybe not but shouldn’t be an issue telling them lol