HE CALLED ME A WHAT??!! Reacting to "Haihachi Mishima vs Geese Howard Death Battle"

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[@hybridepsilon2099]

Duck: “How do you survive being thrown into a volcano?!” The entire Mishima family: “Fuck you that’s how”

[@PissedGrunty]

You just say "You didn't think that would actually kill me?" and walk it off.

[@nerdiboy5128]

"Tearjerker?! But he's DEAD!!!" "Now why would you think that?" "BECAUSE HE FELL IN A *V O L C A N O* !!!!!" "Everyone knows that as long as you fall the right way, a volcano can never hurt you."

[@PissedGrunty]

For the record, Geese's son is named Rock Howard. Also, even Heihachi's dad is in one of the games, so FOUR generations of Mishima are in Tekken.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Four generations of cliff throwers

[@wolfhurricane897]

​@@theduckgoesmooactually Jinpachi, Heihachi's father was very humble and kind until his possession. He was good friends with Wang.

[@fireball1249]

Man, you reacting to this was... PREDICTABLE

[@AdmiralHawkes64]

nice

[@theduckgoesmoo]

It smells like updog in here

[@muffetmissulena6540]

@@theduckgoesmoo Fine. I’ll bite. What’s updog?

[@theduckgoesmoo]

@@muffetmissulena6540 nothing much, how about you?

[@williamts9422]

Fun fact: One of the main writers for Death Battle is named Liam Swan

[@BJGvideos]

And that's why the swan joke exists

[@granvilledavid7814]

Geese Swan Duck What's next

[@AkumaTh]

Duck: Dude, how? He's a Mishima. If anyone can survive a dip in magma its probably one of them.

[@supremefankai5480]

The story of the Tekken games is the story of the Mishima family drama. Tekken 1 : Kazuya comes to the first tournament to kill dad by tossing him off a cliff, and then takes over the company. Tekken 2 : Heihachi survives and enters the second tournament to take back his company and definitely kill his son by volcano. Tekken 3 : 20 years later Heihachi uses his grandson, Jin as bait for a fighting monster and then kills him too. Tekken 4 : Plot Twist, Kazuya and Jin survived, because Devil Gene, and the 3 gens have family bonding with punching. Tekken 5 : Heihachi gets blown up by Kazuya's robot army, Jinpachi comes back after 40 years of death and takes over the company leaving Jin to re-kill his great grandfather, and take over the company. Tekken 6 : Jin starts WW3 to kill the alien origin of the Devil Gene, oh and Heihachi comes back to take the company back(again), leaving Jin badly hurt. Tekken 7 : Heihachi and Kazuya have one last climatic clash, all while the spectre of Heihachi's wife haunts them, because Devil Gene. Heihachi dies, for real this time. Tekken 8 hasn't come out but everyone knows it's gonna be about Jin versus Kazuya, last devil/man standing wins. Also Heihachi is the worst relative ever. In order, he kills his father for growing a conscious and stop making weapons. Then he kills his wife cause she was trying to stop his rise to evil. Then he tosses his son, aged 5, off a cliff for maybe being a demon. Side note he adopted another kid, just to fawn over him and snub Kazuya. 20 years Tekken 1 then 2 happen where he kills Kazuya by volcano(he got better). 20 years later he uses his grandson Jin as bait for a monster and when Jin kills the beast showing off his demonic powers, Heihachi kills him too, by gunshot to his face(he also got better). Yes, he has killed at one point all his family, what a dick. Then they all came back as demons.

[@DieselWeasel]

8:40 - EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.

[@yoder6162]

We don't know yet if Heihachi survives being thrown in the volcano, especially since his VA passed away.

[@ricardodasilvabernardo5282]

Dio vs Alucard

[@banettebrochacho5636]

Honestly I can’t wait till you get to the second half of the season. Shit goes hard

[@smugsneasel]

08:36 Don't worry, thedorkgoesmoo. We still love you.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Thanks buddy

[@vegaskullkid4503]

8:38 The shade thrown your way is vast. Also yeah Heihachi is on the list of terrible fathers who deserve to get the crap kicked out of em.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

And to be thrown into a volcano

[@Brobuscus101]

For the record, if Blake v Mikasa’s getting skipped, then the one after that is Iron Fist VS Po

[@sethgibson5148]

To be honest I thought you would go with Geese because you'd be able to say his name. And I went with Heihachi, for the wrong reason. I liked the idea of him impaling somone with his hair.

[@BJGvideos]

And then they didn't even do that!

[@jacoblopez2111]

Fun Fact: When Boomstick says break out the Soy Sauce for Geese, that's a direct reference to his theme song name: SOY SAUCE FOR GEESE

[@israelpena2446]

Since you might skip Blake VS Mikasa to avoid spoilers, then the next episode after it is Iron Fist VS Po (Marvel VS Kung Fu Panda)

[@calebgoodman2076]

“I never had Soy sauce.” That’s fine, it’s a type of seasoning mostly. Usually for meat but I like to use it in place of salt when I make scrambled eggs to avoid clumps. It’s pretty versatile if you want it for the food channel.

[@Lycanthromancer1]

I prefer coconut aminos to soy sauce, myself. So tasty.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Wait what’s scrambled eggs without clumps??

[@Lycanthromancer1]

@@theduckgoesmoo Uncooked eggs?

[@calebgoodman2076]

@@theduckgoesmoo Salt doesn’t disperse as evenly and can sink to the bottom making the eggs more uneven. I want my scrambled eggs fluffy not clumpy. Does that help?

[@BlazeWriter]

After Blake VS Mikasa, it’s Iron Fist VS Po (Marvel VS Kung Fu Panda)

[@fakeadamsandler9180]

8:41 I just realized that's a metaphorical punch to the gut for Liam Swan, one of the head researchers of Death Battle.

[@fakeadamsandler9180]

Fun Fact: When you could still see the number of dislikes on KZbin, this episode has the best like-dislike ratio of 98% against 2%.

[@vick7868]

This battle's music is probably the most underrated of the season. It's so bouncy and fun and harkens back to the old soundtracks of classic fighting games. I'd honestly love to see you do a reaction to Death Battle music. There are some SERIOUS bangers. Please do consider it!

[@BJGvideos]

Kazuya having the Devil Gene is what got him into Smash Bros btw.

[@hermannmakuta3311]

19:29 - Dude - You can react to Blake vs Mikasa I checked it. They avoid massiv Story-Spoiler. You would See only - new Weapons - something about Mikasas Bloodline

[@Horatio786]

It also has a sidebar þing ðat [SPOILERS] is a villain ðat Mikasa kills during ðe final battle.

[@SentaiYamaneko]

Technically, the volcano dip did kill Kazuya, but the local rival conglomerate brought him back to life with the genetic material left behind. How anything was left behind after that is anyone's guess. As for Heihachi... I mean, he should be dead after that, but I wouldn't put it past him to have some sort of back-up plan.

[@ultimafire2001]

Boomstick: What kind of dork name themselves after waterfowl? Duck: ow

[@daysand123]

So Heihachi is voiced by the same voice actor (who tragically passed away a few years back) that did the Japanese dub of Dragon Ball's own Mr. Satan. The side by side comparison of goofball to beyond impossible human standard by most normal means even for anime or Japan in general is crazy.

[@kumaJoru]

13:32 that's one hell of a segway

[@thetruelichking3321]

elon being rich well he did have a good start with his father being a emerald mine owner

[@Crimzon_Nova]

Heihachi is basically a man who trained beyond any man, aside from learning to control chi, has no other specially abilities or qualities compared to other characters. A man who fights Devils.

[@kalo47powercore]

6:37 "Sparky Sparky Boom Man!" I'm sorry, your reference has sent me to the fanservice corner.

[@kumaJoru]

I think the ryuko vs shadow is safe it does spoil kill la kill but you probably won't get that show for long time

[@DIEFORME173]

16:46 what the heck? Hell no! 😂 where did you even get that from theduckgoesmoo that isn’t science 🧪, people don’t explode when they’re dipped into lava they melt

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Idk someone told me a while ago that since we’re mostly water sacks that the water would boil and expand. I figured it was very unrealistic but I don’t have a son to throw into a volcano to test

[@DIEFORME173]

@@theduckgoesmoo lol 😂

[@sharzinlalebazri5673]

I kinda hate how this episode flanderized Geese's character. because all the engrish aside, he is genuinely a terrifying, ruthless and badass crime lord. the song that plays during the match is really lit though, especially since it uses leitmotifs of "Soy Sauce for Geese" (Geese Howard's iconic theme song) and Heat Haze Shadow 2 (THE best song in Tekken 7). Also, speaking of Tekken 7, it's kind of a shame that they went with sprites because both Geese and Heihachi were in Tekken 7 and the last Tekken related Death Battle to use 3d models (Ryu vs Jin Kazama) had some genuinely stellar animation.

[@chrismanning2888]

That song name just makes Geese's name sound even more hilarious

[@emberwraith1588]

I like how Boomstick tried to be funny about Heihachi swallowing a piece of a hatchet, twice, when Heihachi clearly spit it out...

[@csk7769]

not sure how you got the idea that this was a stomp, the numbers presented in the analysis for both strength and speed were basically dead even, with a slight strength advantage for Geese and a 2x speed advantage for Geese as well. This is actually the most heavily debated modern episode of Death Battle as to whether it is correct or not, mainly due to literally every forum and page I've looked at saying that the meteor feat the robots is wrongly calculated, inflated and got higher numbers than it should. However, the storm feat done by Jinpachi which they put in the black boxes of the verdict seems alright, so I personally think it is correct. so technically I guess you got it right for the wrong reasons again hehe rooting for you to get more right for the right reasons either way

[@AngelCam7]

And it's around here is when I started to miss the Blue Apron ads. 😆

[@ngcwiz1755]

Fun fact. A newcomer to Tekken 7 named Shaneen beat base form Kazuya. Scaling in tekken is weird. Even Miguel(Just some guy who was angry his sister died.) Could have killed the protag but said Jin wasnt happy enough to die and he would be back to take everything from him.

[@DieselWeasel]

Considering the nuclear meltdown Elon has been having the past few days, his kid's name is the least embarrassing thing he's done.

[@haku8135]

Few days? I mean he's been a scam artist for years. Meltdowns shouldn't really be needed.

[@grantisshananaa4906]

* Integras voice * "What's he done this time?"

[@kryptonianknight2344]

What happened with him recently?

[@lordwarryl5712]

"He started the Cliff Droping"

[@MrAuthor3DS]

So I guess you'll be jumping to Iron Fist vs Po next?

[@sk47moxie59]

You should take a look at the Nemasisbloodrye Season 7 retrospective. As a way to not only bridge the gap with the new season but to take a look at other people's opinions on the episodes with Nemesis being the biggest vs's channel within the death battle community this would allow for further community interaction and branch out opinions and viewers to other channels related to death battle while waiting for the new season. Also, the video has timestamps in the description to skip any episodes you had skipped so don't worry about spoilers, plus with how its structured you could split it into multipul parts like the DBcember Videos. as a fan of both channels, I would love to see you react to it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3ikd4iietpjqck

[@zombiedemon1762]

I might want to mix Ryu from STREET FIGHTER with Kratos from GOD OF WAR. Or maybe mix Cyrax from MORTAL KOMBAT with Doom Slayer from DOOM.

[@solohunter6142]

Damn! Wished you could have reacted to Blake vs Mikasa… but you do plan on reacting to it once you finish AOT right? Cuz the soundtrack for this goes HARD!

[@theduckgoesmoo]

For sure!

[@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950]

0:03 - 8:40 Oof, that must have hurt XD

[@theamazingg3773]

The next one that you should be reacting to is Po from kung fu panda vs iron fist from marvel

[@thedrunkgiraffe8312]

Maybe you should react to the original tracks they do?

[@TriggerzConnors]

Hey kyle, whats your first fighting 2d/3d game?

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Oh god I have absolutely no idea what that criteria means

[@wingedbluj1674]

This track is "Kings of Iron"

[@domoru5264]

The main thing I’m questioning is how in the hell did Heihachi survive AKUMA’S RAGING DEMON?! HOW?!

[@granvilledavid7814]

8:43 emotional damage

[@kisdota]

The next one passing Blake and Mikasa is Kung Fu Panda vs Iron Fist. (Marvel vs DreamWorks)

[@dagonofthedepths]

So the hard soft thing. A lot of traditional karate styles could be grouped into hard or soft styles. Oversimplifying hard relies on meeting your opponent head on and out striking him, while soft relies on using his own energy against him. Like Jujutsu when you throw someone your using the momentum of their attacks to break their balance and it requires little effort on your part if done right. In, well it's not Japanese but the most obvious, Boxing, your just trying to out punch your opponent for the most part. Some Japanese styles use both hard and soft philosophies so they are called hard-soft styles like Isshin-ryū. Again, I'm simplifying, just about every style now a days has both elements in it but that's the jist. Actually in this Haihachi is using a very hard style made to just overpower his opponent where as Geese has all those parry throws which is a very soft technique. Honestly though as much as I love Geese (he's just a huge a-hole and it's really entertaining how comically evil he is) Haihachi is the better fighter as Tekken's story is more bonkers. Also Geese's son is Rock and Haihachi has a bear he taught martial arts and keeps as a bodyguard(see bonkers)

[@sethgibson5148]

Also you next fight will be Iron fist (Marvel) vs Po (Kung fu panda). It's a pretty good fight from what I remember.

[@kryptonianknight2344]

Since Blake vs Mikasa is getting skipped, Iron Fist vs Po is next

[@huntersmith561]

I should mention Dracula from the death battle you skipped is from the anime castlevania i recommend you watch that in addition to demon slayer

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

Not an anime

[@SalaComMander]

Geese Howard is _such_ a weeb, that even though he's 100% American, he prefers to speak English with a heavy Japanese accent. PREEDICTABO

[@sharzinlalebazri5673]

and his half brother, Wolfgang Krauser von Stroheim speaks perfect English despite being born and raised in Germany.

[@Monarth]

Surviving a volcano isn't particularly hard, assuming you have a sufficient resistance to heat, fall impact and lack of oxygen, which your average video game character possesses. Lava is very dense, so most organisms can't actually sink into it. It's like thick putty and extremely hot to touch. The trope where people sink into it (like Gollum) like it's water is plain unrealistic. In reality it'd be a hard impact followed by a slow burn.

[@corryjamieson3909]

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Being thrown off a cliff into it though…

[@Monarth]

@@theduckgoesmoo Them muscles probably soften the landing.

[@easterntitan8308]

Kind of makes you wonder who the protagonist really is when it comes to Tekken.

[@grantisshananaa4906]

Then when Tekken added Geese he was pretty OP lol not as OP as Akuma but was a massive problem.

[@alwest4472]

“Dude, how?” Well find out in tekken 8. It’s likely a no, due to the va dying. Rip he was unforgettable

[@Losttael]

Are you skipping shadow and ryuko too?

[@funny9able]

Duck Record 68W 45 L (C 3 In A Roll) Highest Streak: 5 Me: 32 W 27 L Experiences Wins

[@noblegas8485]

ERB is 100% worth the watch mate

[@intotheindievods8821]

Can you react to Smash Bracket and the battles on that channel? It's starting to get Death Battle level quality.

[@huntersmith561]

The burn

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

7:11 We find ourselves here again. You know what the people want😐

[@theduckgoesmoo]

CEASE

[@yukithemonsterguardian2337]

Sents you're skipping Blake vs. Mikasa (RWBY VS. Attack on Titan) the next DEATH BATTLE is Iron Fist vs. Po (Marvel VS. Kung Fu Panda)

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

Gonna go watch Geese's tekken 7 reveal trailer now because they made him so hype in that and I don't even care about kof much

[@tylercarlin9503]

You already watched the abridged of Attack on Titan you don't need to skip the Mikasa fight it really doesn't have much you haven't seen before.

[@DinoCam1795]

8:00: Yes, Tekken is Japanese for "Iron Fist". So yeah, damnit Boomstick. Again, I'm going to give you a list of Death Battles in Season 8 so you could HOPEFULLY watch them in the correct order. Blake Belladonna VS Mikasa Ackerman, Iron Fist VS Po, Steven Universe VS Star Butterfly, Link VS Cloud (2021), Batman VS Iron Man, Goku Black VS Reverse-Flash, Macho Man VS Kool-Aid Man, DIO VS Alucard, Akuma VS Shao Kahn, Korra VS Storm, Madara VS Aizen, and Saitama VS Popeye.

[@dynaman7329]

React to "Tekken | Complete Story Breakdown | Mishima Blood Feud | Tekken 1 - 7"

[@ricardodasilvabernardo5282]

Blake vs Mikasa

[@crcoghill]

ok, skipping the next fight, which means... Oooh~ Po vs Iron Fist. now that's a good fight... which makes me think he never saw Kung Fu Panda.

[@hallofguns8174]

He called you a dork. I hope you left them a comment about that.

[@kadenmacdonald2955]

Day 25 of asking you to react to Super Eyepatch Wolf's"No dad, wrestling is for grown ups! I- WON'T YOU LOOK AT ME-"trilogy. 4 more episodes until we get to my favorite episode, seeing as your skipping Blake vs Mikasa.

[@williamhiegel2756]

I just realized I’ve been just recommending one thing over and over that I probably sound like a bot… Can I prove that I’m not?

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Believe me I know you’re not

[@lilwonder1053]

Personally this to me was unPREDICTABLE!

[@OverlordGab]

It's sad that Torrian's last episode is pretty much skippable

[@huntersmith561]

I think you should watch different anime each day of the week to keep your anime channel fresh

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I don’t know where you think I get that much free time from I literally wake up and edit or record all day every day

[@huntersmith561]

@@theduckgoesmoo you should make an anime schedule

[@djmac8537]

He’s right though.

[@shirothegamer7574]

This should've been Kazuya vs geese, since Kazuya is literally the villain of tekken.

[@chrismanning2888]

I mean yeah but so is Heihachi, he's the reason this series started in the first place

[@huntersmith561]

If you ready my comments take it to consideration because other people watch multiple different animes each day

[@hand_editz]

Pls react animation vs minecraft

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Friday

[@gatorloki548]

Haihachi Mishima LMAO

[@BlahBlahWoofWoof12]

5:30 Imagine being named Kyle 7:11 Prove it

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Nope I won’t

[@kylethefan6062]

Please react to transformers the basics please

[@zachariaravenheart]

Yeah, their sponsors are really sketchy. Might have something to do with them having a "P" star working with Roosterteeth? That's my theory.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Wait who?

[@zachariaravenheart]

@@theduckgoesmoo Mia Khalifa.

[@mechatar1051]

Day 258 of asking for game theorists fnaf Sorry im late, internet trafic was a nightmare (jk, i forgot)

[@theduckgoesmoo]

That’s a new one

[@krbchris26]

First TFS calling you a trash person. Now Death Battle calling you a dork. You just getting attacked on all sides

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I know right!

[@PandamoniumBruu]

18:00 Takuma???? WEAKER CHARACTER??? WTF???

[@sharzinlalebazri5673]

I mean... to be fair, back in AOF timeline Geese did order Takuma around and by the law of fiction, the higher your rank is, the stronger you are.

[@earthboundfan9446]

I love how he says "what did he call his son goose" the weird thing is the sons name is much worse *rock* howard

[@chrismanning2888]

Rock is better then geese in my opinion

[@theduckgoesmoo]

They’re all terrible

[@AlexThat200]

I thought a lot of KOF fans actually really like Rock?