We Are Down Bad - Eboys Podcast #26

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[@aarynbrown4405]

George managing a "your mum" joke within the first twenty seven seconds is just 👌

[@Nyx_wynn]

Lmao

[@deadenbyel]

Indeed

[@ruairibyrne8658]

i wish i could obtain the power

[@darcy_rae1]

Proper British jokes

[@eleanorkew2614]

*chefs kiss*

[@Habib_aa]

Influencers : *parties, going out every single day*. //James : so I stand outside for 3 mins every day

[@deadenbyel]

Indeed

[@joebobby1412]

Arrest this man

[@sadiecable8237]

Will laughing in a girls face when she asked when the next eboys video is honestly just sums this whole group up💀

[@deadenbyel]

Indeed

[@twiggitywig]

Coming back to this in 2023, and omg, the NFT segment is wild looking back. HAHA

[@sadiecable8237]

Hearing mr memeulous shout ‘I’m not gay I just like the music’ has me full on howling

[@MeefsAccount]

you are EVERYWHERE in this comment section lmao

[@sadiecable8237]

@@MeefsAccount I’m just that cool

[@jeSUS-nk5ws]

@@sadiecable8237 n o n c e

[@icantread9487]

Bruh u howl that's kinda cringe

[@sadiecable8237]

@@icantread9487 *rawr* XD

[@leegornik8656]

Hearing "right, hello!" always makes my day better

[@higashiskrunkle]

I agree Mr Aizawa

[@Monke-be3le]

Same Mr Aizawa

[@amynorbury4515]

Same

[@quintinus3532]

Wdym it makes my day worse

[@dmcd3895]

Every time I hear that I contemplate going out and buying a gun

[@camokarzi8491]

James says he’s not going to make any shit jokes Longest podcast yet Can’t be a coincidence

[@deadenbyel]

Indeed

[@RWilmot03]

@Knibbsy Fitness yeh I agree

[@pooboy6980]

@Knibbsy Fitness same

[@isabelh9875]

@Knibbsy Fitness no need to get that political tho

[@swored.]

oojr9gje9e9

[@kookietastic3304]

James is slowly turning more and more into an actual E-boy and i'm here for it

[@francisbakininthekitchen2441]

I loved his look in his music video!

[@kookietastic3304]

@@francisbakininthekitchen2441 SAME 🔥🔥🔥

[@ShakiraL118]

that’s what I thought

[@dmcd3895]

I’m fuckin not

[@landwormgaming8985]

@@dmcd3895 I’m not a huge fan of all the painting nails and shit either

[@isabellamae8292]

"I'm a cute twink" 1:02:25 - George 2021

[@olly1793]

How did I not hear that the first time round 😂

[@ConnorPugs]

31:47 pain

[@sadie3789]

congratulations

[@gabi-et6du]

james is an evil genius

[@froodlenoodle]

wook mwum! i'wm gwaduatiwng!! ( ͡o ꒳ ͡o )

[@yodmin2522]

Flop era

[@deadenbyel]

Indeed

[@freyaadele9876]

"it'll peter out at 45 minutes" it's literally an hour and twenty minutes I think this is the longest podcast yet-

[@will-ul7bc]

IT IS LMAOAOA

[@lolaholmes6763]

IT LITERALLY IS BAGGAGAHA

[@NorthTiger123]

Tommyinnit is a close 2nd

[@deadenbyel]

Indeed

[@lorcanzo2498]

IT IS LOLOL

[@conniex1617]

will: if those kids go back to school and ruin summer... kids: you think we want to go back to school?

[@applejuice1630]

nah pls i want to stay home so bad

[@aaroncousins4750]

I mean im at college, but yes i do

[@ciandesilva8029]

Loads of people wanna go back

[@IeatBugszz]

that is the worst joke i have ever heard in my life

[@applejuice1630]

@@ciandesilva8029 doesn’t matter, the second we go back, covid cases spike and we’re back to square one

[@wallywaffle4100]

George’s thumbnail face is outstanding

[@deadenbyel]

Indeed

[@supplanter_j5946]

The clip of James cutting that pack is honestly one of the best things

[@deadenbyel]

Indeed

[@KAMS1198]

I dont like pokemon idk. I never got into it. BUT THAT WAS PAINFUL TO WATCH

[@nyooommoooyn6735]

Time stamp

[@elliotrushby3233]

@@nyooommoooyn6735 14:50

[@GHOST_boi25]

It gave me physical pain!! I did send it to my Pokemon obsessed boyfriend to scar him as well!!

[@sadiecable8237]

Me who’s only ever watched like 7 episodes of pokemon about 10 years ago: yes this is very interesting, Pokemon go whoosh

[@NorthTiger123]

Ah yes

[@izzy3281]

I was never allowed to watch it my mum said the ppl who made it was on acid lmao

[@tigrasmith_28]

I've never watched it or played it or anything (aside from playing pokemon go for a bit) so i kinda just sit there and nod along like "ah yes, pokemon n stuff, love that..." lmao

[@megan123cousins7]

@@tigrasmith_28 same lol sat here like hmm much interest very excite

[@sadiecable8237]

@@tigrasmith_28 literally though yet somehow they still manage to keep me entertained even tho I have no clue what most of the words they’re saying mean

[@kuurak5733]

i feel like the story about george getting hit on at gay clubs confirms the fact that he really is in fact a handsome boy

[@kuurak5733]

that being said, dear hetties please don't go to gay clubs even after the pandemic xoxo

[@thomasbarrett9286]

Nah, I heard he's horribly disfigured

[@LaurenTheorist]

If you are straight and your gay friend wants you to go, though, isn't that okay?

[@kuurak5733]

@@LaurenTheorist if it's the two of you then sure but in general it's supposed to be a safe space for lgbtq+ people and if a bunch of straight people start going it kinda loses that factor! + at a gay club you can kind of assume who you can flirt with but if straight people start going it just becomes awkward and shitty

[@LaurenTheorist]

I understand. Thank you. 💗

[@still2841]

‘He looks very buoyant’ Underrated that is

[@nick_at_night6389]

My God, the Eboys Podcast literally is what makes walking into a college zoom class everyday, SO MUCH BETTER

[@tylerwilkinson1664]

Init 😂

[@rottinggirlmeat941]

"Walking"

[@cat1n282]

Innit

[@im_so_bored3896]

true

[@KnittwittGoblinLady]

James looks like someone that would walk a cat tbf

[@ea5port419]

or walk a hamster

[@SaltineCracker505]

Or a fish

[@n4bz]

Or a ant

[@n4bz]

Then step on it

[@lorcanzo2498]

Or a carnivorous snapping tortoise

[@Mia-tf8hs]

"what are they called george?" "dogs"

[@JellymanVr]

It’s always lovely to see the enthusiasm on George’s face :)

[@faiz2323]

James: Im not gonna make any bad jokes Alex: its called messi James: Because it shat itself

[@gaffer2602]

That was Lineker

[@sadiecable8237]

Nothing beats George’s one liners, how did that ‘garden center’ line after talking about where the puma and carp came from go unheard omg I was creasing up

[@sadiecable8237]

‘ON THE 7TH DAY GOD CREATED DISCORD’ IM CRYING😭

[@debbie6659]

do u know the timestamps? :)

[@sadiecable8237]

@@debbie6659 I don’t but I’ll probably rewatch it tomorrow so I’ll make sure to listen out for them when I do

[@debbie6659]

@@sadiecable8237 ty!

[@namsajstea]

@@debbie6659 1:10:05 is the garden centre one!

[@keiracooney1867]

will definitely took drugs before this recording there’s no way

[@lucas-qp8st]

Only way he could cope from last podcast

[@oliveroates]

Bet he got it free with a dog

[@aarnejaroma]

im 26 minutes in and i dont get what you mean edit: ok i kinda get what you mean

[@ramothyreal]

No chance, have you watched the misfits??

[@milesr3582]

Nah he just looked at that fat cheque from JD lmao

[@lunalouise5180]

I’m a stoner and my dogs very happy . Hasn’t moved from their favourite spot for like 2 weeks 😍 such a good dog

[@rifucurktushwjeydnydheh]

Ayo?

[@genericusername9849]

r/holup

[@masonroberts3461]

Will - “Maybe you’re of Spanish decent” Alex “Or maybe I’m really ill” George “What’s the difference” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

[@owenratty]

How hard is it to spell “descent”?

[@theroyalkermit]

@@owenratty might have dyslexia or smn even so its a spelling mistake in a comment move on fella

[@owenratty]

@70 zexii that’s not how you use the term, but okay.

[@owenratty]

@70 zexii if you looked at your previous reply then you would see that, by default, the first word is uncapitalised.

[@owenratty]

@70 zexii I did, hence why I explained why it was uncapitalised. That was the entire point.

[@slash_no_info]

Eboys: Talling about why it will only get to 60 mins Me: Realizing it is 80 minutes lobg

[@ViperAceFilms]

Lobg

[@chx369]

i also noticed it being 80 mins lobg

[@ViperAceFilms]

Logb

[@ViperAceFilms]

Lbog

[@tongus5799]

Lobg

[@stuelliott52]

I wait for this moment every week to watch it whilst I enjoy my tea Thank you guys 🙏 😊

[@reaghanhamilton9118]

Alex: Did you know bats can be human size? Me: *pulls up google* Alex: He's called Batman Me: *quietly closes google*

[@sammygfilms9393]

Well, I mean, the giant flying foxes from the Philippines exist...

[@erzascarletamv7312]

the clip of james cutting up that card hurts my soul and i don’t even know anything about pokemon

[@Goldgotgame]

Na that Will reaction is priceless

[@Absabob]

I really want to know why and how George knows his sheep facts

[@giannahernandez1795]

Wait what 🗿

[@ThePhantom4516]

probably saw it on reddit

[@Absabob]

@@ThePhantom4516 ahh you ruined it I was hoping they were secretly his favourite animal or something haha

[@IeatBugszz]

@@Absabob ? why would that be something to hide lmao. thats normal

[@Absabob]

@@IeatBugszz haha it just seemed specific to the kind of sheep and I didn't know it was a known thing for people. Wasn't saying it's not normal I like it haha

[@olly1793]

I beg a relative catches me at a gay bar in the future just so I can say “I’m not gay! I just like the music!”

[@HitTheBricks89]

SMASH...

[@abiwright2726]

“I’m not gay I just like the music!!” why did I find that so funny

[@sadiecable8237]

The serotonin this brings me every week✨vibes are immaculate

[@MaddMaddox77]

My cousin has been finding little green beads since she was about 4 years old. She's found them all across the country and many of them are identical. She has a mason jar filled with them and her mom only started to keep them like 6 years ago

[@bleh3608]

that is amazing

[@loisjohnson3174]

literally my highlight of the week when this podcast comes out

[@tadknuf7979]

Am i the only one who loves James' "shit" jokes??

[@bingus5723]

Have you read the comments?

[@tadknuf7979]

@@bingus5723 No i haven't

[@bingus5723]

@@tadknuf7979 that awnsers your question

[@tadknuf7979]

@@bingus5723 ok

[@maeioup]

Seeing the eboys podcast pop up genuinely makes my week.

[@bonkiewonkiee]

I just love how Alex just always tries to waffle and the boys just interrupt and he still keeps on talking 😂

[@ronacampbell3918]

George has a lot of random knowledge it is quite impressive

[@northboyo7054]

“why is the sheep’s weight measured in kangaroos?” the sheep is in australia, that is why.

[@tabbythecatsgon]

Of course. Only in Australia/

[@jonathanv9526]

I have the exact sleeping problems as Alex. I force trying to sleep, but I just can't, I start watching KZbin and then I just wasted 8 hours

[@itseden8848]

"you just feel horrible all the time" wow that´s too relatable

[@teavie8468]

there is a perfect amount of eboys for an episode of jeopardy- one host, three contestants

[@itseden8848]

WAIT NO we need the shit jokes from james :(((

[@amybailey6538]

EXACTLY WHAT IM THINKING

[@skq4005]

No we really do not, kindly piss off

[@dekezy]

@@skq4005 have some fun in your life, geezer

[@chbmckie]

Will is high as a kite in this recording...

[@galaxy_mooncat779]

Maybe he’s high

[@theroyalkermit]

@@galaxy_mooncat779 think thats what the comment said mate

[@Elunatrix]

@@theroyalkermit bloody hell 💀

[@bigbazza1206]

21:45 gen z here, massive pokemon nostalgia, not as far back but i remember playing soul silver, white, white 2, x, alpha saphire and moon and i still add to my massive box cards when i see some. Used to play a bunch with my best mate and i know alot of people my generation have the same expirience

[@2ndstar_art]

It's seems Alex has Circadian Rhythmic Disorder where your body clock basically moves around to different timezones, I have it and it's terrible

[@mr.s3380]

As an Indonesian, I can say when you find something odd and bring it back home the entire village will see it and try to get "luck" from that thing

[@Hannah-ts9sf]

Last time we see Alex with hair 😞 the fringe in the beginning of the podcast was Elite

[@sic22l]

The fringe is still there. The rest though...

[@Hannah-ts9sf]

@@sic22l yeah we don’t mention the rest of his hair 😞

[@sic22l]

@@Hannah-ts9sf We don't know anything about it so we have to wait until Sunday.

[@Hannah-ts9sf]

@@sic22l yeah hopefully it’s not too bad

[@sic22l]

@@Hannah-ts9sf It probably is. Even Harry said on his stream that Alex got shafted. So he's either bald or close to bald with some shitty pattern.

[@elenicartoons]

best part of my week when this podcast comes out im ngl

[@rebeccagriggs9867]

James’ bad jokes are my favourite bit of this podcast

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

here in 2024 and the nft segment is so funny lmao, will defending it is making me laugh

[@JRHMC]

“45 maybe 30 minutes long” *Longest Podcast Yet*

[@Mia-tf8hs]

DO THE DRUNK STORIES

[@whuissarah]

“we stan” - James Marriott , talking about Randy

[@lilo5437]

9:25 about dogs getting high; My English bully once started to shake, vomit and was quite unresponsive, so we got him to the hospital. Turns out, he apparently ate some weed during a walk 😅 Poor thing was really ill, but we all had a good laugh! The next day he already felt much better

[@EdenDai96]

LUTON! LUTON! LUTON! 😂 can’t wait for that video. Also them saying Toby would be safest..

[@herculeaneffort2249]

Thank you to the eBoys podcast for making my pathetic life better for 1 hour, 19 minutes, and 2 seconds today!

[@callmebill8982]

Lol. Alex constantly getting cut off and making jokes no one laughs at is so relatable

[@ihatewaffleswithapassion]

*Alex vibing to baby shark* Will: It’s a shark with a human face! Alex: ...what?

[@sadiecable8237]

At this point, this podcast is the only way I get the weekly news lmaoo

[@ivycoveredwa11s]

I love how I listen to this on Spotify but have to come here to see the visuals lol

[@thewavey1_442]

Me just waiting for the podcast to come knowing it’s been 7 days and it’s 9pm hmmm

[@bethaniie_]

lmao same-

[@ytchxrlie]

Same

[@CommunTube]

Samesies

[@thewavey1_442]

Still waiting 🤣

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

aHa same

[@ShanesReviews]

Sooo how about that office boys? Too soon? Seriously though, loved this while you guys were on it.

[@hussainhassan4637]

"What are they called George?" "Dogs" LMAO

[@backupattic4244]

Its my birthday today so the podcast came at the perfect timing, thanks boys :)

[@geometrycool713]

happy bday

[@HitTheBricks89]

Happy belated birthday wishes, wild attic girl.

[@jessiedoherty1186]

My birthday and the eboys post a really long video incredible

[@serenabreeze6634]

GEORGE SAYING "I'M A CUTE TWINK" IM CRYINGGG

[@russ77777]

Can’t believe they’ve used a Fortnite skin for clickbait, this is an all time low

[@Drfunko167]

wait the thumbnail is a fortnite skin wtf

[@rickastley8533]

They’re getting too desperate

[@rhys5430]

@@Drfunko167 its a street fighter collab skin

[@donutdome]

FORTNITE BAD GIVE ME LIKES

[@nikos756]

Kids are weird this days

[@kyegallagher90]

HE RETURNS

[@ionasmith1998]

Watching a bunch of 20 something lads talk about Pokémon is just really soothing for me for some reason. Nice to know I’m not the only one out there!

[@aarnejaroma]

33:17 i love how they all had the exact same reaction

[@chazrap9070]

I actually love this pod

[@LilacMoony]

The closest I’ll get to understanding anything about Pokémon is me knowing which Pokémon is which from playing Pokémon Go with my dad lol

[@lechedeavenax2193]

When Will said drop a bomb on Middlesbrough and level it, I really felt that but can we just make sure I’m there at home when you do that.

[@lane8414]

They're acting like us school kids have a choice whether we go to school or not lol. I need my GCSEs this year and I swear schools threaten legal action if you don't turn up to school.

[@flaherty5090]

bro ik you're 15 but it's a joke like

[@SkrubJG]

Hahaha imagine doing mandatory school. What the fuck are they gonna do if I don't go in? Phone call home?

[@chunkytunahoenobblyknees8041]

@@SkrubJG damn ur hard

[@ImAllexx]

was a joke but you’re going to ruin OUR euros

[@ericsthebruh7867]

@@ImAllexx lmao actually just commented bruh

[@bailey.mckinlay]

41:27 this actually (allegedly) being ash kabosu is fucking THROWING me

[@ariellas]

he confirmed it’s him when he “apologised” for all the homophobic/racist/xenophobic/ableist stuff

[@ryankeaneocallaghan281]

James~ “Tobi will be the safest”..... Tobi ~ “Hold my clippers”

[@definitely.natasha]

"I'm a cute twink" -George memeulous 2021

[@thesunnybee2012]

Cant wait for Alex’s trim on the next pod

[@arrianacorr]

alex: I didn’t know the podcast had highlights but that’s fantastic to know hahaha i just started watching and this is off to a really good start nice job guys

[@Elliot.143]

Eboys Mcdonalds connoisseurs

[@zach7208]

For a section in the podcast please can you do childhood stories and stories tha have happened to you guys next episode?

[@ashleatempest8123]

Alex: *explaining his awful sleep schedule is due to him being iron deficient as fuck* Me: *sleeps for 10 hours and takes regular naps, only just finding out this week that my iron is ridiculously low* 👀

[@mrsauceman5721]

Wait what does iron have to do with sleep? Curious.

[@ashleatempest8123]

@@mrsauceman5721 sleeping a lot/constantly feeling tired is a really common side affect of lacking iron (I didn't even know about this until my doctor told me 😅)

[@jordanpetty2676]

@@mrsauceman5721 chronic fatigue comes from lack of iron or vitamin D. Pull down your lower eyelid or look at your gums for if they’re pale = anemic

[@c14ran_]

I reckon James’ snapped card could be more valuable as it could be unique. 1. Owned by a Tory. 2. Cut in half on stream to like 20k viewers

[@tea_hawke]

This podcast is the highlight of my week, so funny 🤣

[@bobross4205]

That shark looks like a Pixar character

[@ericsthebruh7867]

1:07:27 that sounded overly sarcastic lmao.

[@rachelelizabeth3274]

A minute in and James has unintentionally offended the Jews😭

[@zoewilliamson4034]

Wait what he say

[@rachelelizabeth3274]

@@zoewilliamson4034 he was trying to say “anyone at home who hates the sh*t jokes” but said Jew by mistake

[@gaffer2602]

@@rachelelizabeth3274 at what part of the sentence

[@rachelelizabeth3274]

@@gaffer2602 jokes

[@oliverp3545]

James is just talking about Israel.

[@crystal8243]

An ice latte? yeah AT NINE OCLOCK AT NIGHT? yeaHhH

[@GumperJumper]

I could feel the panic coming from the computer mouse in the intro

[@phoebecarter9495]

I had to come from Alex’s stream lol

[@br4dz829]

The thumbnail 👀👀

[@maplton9414]

Down Fortnitely 😭

[@amythomson3667]

I live in Scotlandddd!! Imagine seeing James and Will OMG! I’d be so happy, it would probs make my year ngl

[@ellenmoar4447]

Gets a like for nutty news being about “the most mangled animals”

[@beddall68]

What’s your snap

[@justvibingg-yt]

@@beddall68 Bro you’re down bad

[@00Batman]

This brings me so much joy during lockdown

[@girlblogger2008]

I would watch 6+ hours of nutty news if I could

[@ashpotatoes8454]

whenever they move to another topic I just forget what the last one is

[@sleep7427]

i miss this