Top 5 Games of 2016 (Zero Punctuation)

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The Escapist

The Escapist

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@Vattsu
@Vattsu 8 жыл бұрын
"That wasn't your strongest attempt at word play Yathz." "Don't worry I'll just patch something in later!" GOLD
@deoxysdominator
@deoxysdominator 8 жыл бұрын
Wait...........WOAH, THAT WAS GENIOUS
@hamzerpanzer
@hamzerpanzer 8 жыл бұрын
Dark ridley Spelling mistake...eh just patch it later
@BondorianReich
@BondorianReich 8 жыл бұрын
VC12x fucking lost there hahahahaha
@bensell982
@bensell982 7 жыл бұрын
VC12x that's the modern game industry for you remember the pc version of arkham knight I remember a time where the game you bought was complete and you didn't need to put 50 gigs of data on your hard drive despite using the physical version seriously the xbox and play station don't even need fucking disc drives now
@E1craZ4life
@E1craZ4life 5 жыл бұрын
No Man's Sky? More like No Man's Game.
@predcon1
@predcon1 8 жыл бұрын
Wow, Yahtzee's gotten his 2008 voice back. Guess that California smog is doin' him good.
@zachzent8287
@zachzent8287 8 жыл бұрын
predcon1 Maybe the smog will make him sound like Batman
@sawmesalami
@sawmesalami 8 жыл бұрын
L.A is the only city in CA that has smog.
@zachzent8287
@zachzent8287 8 жыл бұрын
Un-Metaphorical Grapevine Yes and no. LA has the majority, but most of the major South Cali cities have smog as well. When you get to the Northern half is where the cleaner air is (for numerous reasons)
@sawmesalami
@sawmesalami 8 жыл бұрын
Aaron Teitelbaum W-what? San Diego is clean, and so is orange country.
@zachzent8287
@zachzent8287 8 жыл бұрын
Un-Metaphorical Grapevine Depends on the time of year I guess. I get to Cali a lot and sometimes there is smog (in not LA) I was more comparing it to Northern cities then just smog in general.
@windwaker0rules
@windwaker0rules 8 жыл бұрын
Titanfall 2 is the second best triple A on zero punctuation... if you told me that 2 years ago i would've laughed at you
@leinadlink
@leinadlink 8 жыл бұрын
I mean, respawn did some bad decisions. But they worked in the cod4 campaign, they KNOW how to make good linear campaigns, they didn't do it in 1 because they were high or something. And the universe of TTfall deserved one, because it's an interesting setting. Like with Star Wars, only that EA is really dumb, or greedy or both at the same time.
@CFCoasters
@CFCoasters 8 жыл бұрын
I think he means Call of Duty 4.
@Yell0wCheese
@Yell0wCheese 8 жыл бұрын
DOOM. watch the video
@alexanderroslan5283
@alexanderroslan5283 8 жыл бұрын
Well that just means the makers of Titanfall aren't heartless and stupid if they learned their lesson and made a better game.
@T4nkcommander
@T4nkcommander 8 жыл бұрын
Shame it is inferior to the original.
@TheMedicatedArtist
@TheMedicatedArtist 8 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who forgot that some of these games came out in 2016?
@mermaid_hina2713
@mermaid_hina2713 8 жыл бұрын
In all fairness Devil's Third did come out at the end of 2015.
@CanterlotCrusader
@CanterlotCrusader 8 жыл бұрын
Radioactive Panda Far Cry primal happened? Oh yeah....
@nordicfatcheese
@nordicfatcheese 8 жыл бұрын
I could have sworn Farcry Primal came out like three years ago.
@ShamanEffect
@ShamanEffect 8 жыл бұрын
It sure felt that way.
@tostie3110
@tostie3110 8 жыл бұрын
Radioactive Panda Yeah some of these felt like 3 or 2 years ago.
@biddyfox
@biddyfox 7 жыл бұрын
Watching all the top 5 games of each year gives an interesting insight to yahtzee's vocal development
@manawearblack
@manawearblack Жыл бұрын
You should try it now 😂
@Felsmukk
@Felsmukk 8 жыл бұрын
Stardew Valley sold more during the sale than Infinite Warfare.
@SpeedsMcRonalds
@SpeedsMcRonalds 8 жыл бұрын
And that tells you a lot about CoD if a fucking farming simulator sells better than it. Not ripping on Stardew Valley however, my 80 hours in it can attest to that.
@Felsmukk
@Felsmukk 8 жыл бұрын
k12314 2016. When 16 bit games sell better than the 16th sequel.
@aboveaveragefrog4208
@aboveaveragefrog4208 8 жыл бұрын
16, 16, 16. It's like the year of Satan's special needs cousin or something
@SpeedsMcRonalds
@SpeedsMcRonalds 8 жыл бұрын
Beelzabub, the autistic third cousin to Satan.
@TheAwkwardGuy
@TheAwkwardGuy 8 жыл бұрын
I wonder why companies don't just make tons of copies of simple games and make tons of money out of it.
@TheTrueTriceror
@TheTrueTriceror 8 жыл бұрын
i sure hope 2017 will be a year blessed by another book from Yahtzee!
@Spk202
@Spk202 8 жыл бұрын
It already is: Will Save The Galaxy For Food, coming out on the 1st of february
@TheTrueTriceror
@TheTrueTriceror 8 жыл бұрын
Spk202 oh my god 2017 is the year where world piece is reached. where do I order it?
@ArtyI
@ArtyI 8 жыл бұрын
Hey! That's my birthday!
@TheTrueTriceror
@TheTrueTriceror 8 жыл бұрын
Arty Ivanenko dude, best birthday present ever
@Spk202
@Spk202 8 жыл бұрын
amazon will sell it - although it lists a 23rd of february release date in the UK, while Yahtzee`s site (fullyramblomatic dot com) says 1st of february. go figure, but either way it looks very good imho
@ng_canadian
@ng_canadian 3 жыл бұрын
No Man’s Sky getting the “I’ll patch something better in later” line is very accurate. The game is actually quite good now, has a pretty good VR mode for no extra cost and keeps getting fixed and filled with loads of content for no extra cost.
@pokemonmanic3595
@pokemonmanic3595 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but it blew it’s goodwill card when it came out and thus will never gain the audience it could have
@deusexvesania1702
@deusexvesania1702 2 жыл бұрын
@@pokemonmanic3595 Don't worry, the fans it has a rabid enough to make up for all the people who lost trust in it.
@Narbaculus
@Narbaculus 8 жыл бұрын
Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.
@aaronmcd1836
@aaronmcd1836 5 жыл бұрын
You can't make accusations like that without evidence I assume that you have some
@ahunter7563
@ahunter7563 5 жыл бұрын
@@aaronmcd1836 incase you missed it,that's a glados's line from portal.
@aaronmcd1836
@aaronmcd1836 5 жыл бұрын
@@ahunter7563 incase you missed it, that was a line from Perfect Dark's Air Force One level
@SirJad_
@SirJad_ 5 жыл бұрын
Aaron Famalamadingdong You missed that one aswell, that was actually a quote from my dying grandma.
@thepickles8833
@thepickles8833 8 жыл бұрын
*_Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything, Tee-Hee-Hee_*
@edwardhernandez6668
@edwardhernandez6668 6 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@benwasserman8223
@benwasserman8223 8 жыл бұрын
Who else called Doom at #1? It was the only game he was obviously positive about
@tostie3110
@tostie3110 8 жыл бұрын
Ben Wasserman He's a campaign guy, and its goddamn great if that's what you bought it for like me.
@benwasserman8223
@benwasserman8223 8 жыл бұрын
AverageGuard Lucas No ik it was great, I beat it three times. But when the guy who's a constant cynic on his show actually says "yes this is good," it sticks out
@da_homunculus
@da_homunculus 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, saw it coming. Combined with it being 20$ on the Steam sale (the only decent deal this winter imo,) the shock of Yahtzee actually having nothing but relatively minor gripes about the game was what drove me to buy it. Good decision, ended up as my GOTY 16 as well.
@benwasserman8223
@benwasserman8223 8 жыл бұрын
Dalton Reyburn Not for me. I still preferred Uncharted 4 as GOTY but this was definitely the best FPS campaign since Wolfenstein TNO
@siliusblack2836
@siliusblack2836 8 жыл бұрын
Ben Wasserman Have you ever played Serious Sam, Earth Defense? Doom 4 just felt like them, just with more budget. And I hated the killmoves so much -,-. Leveldesign was cool and everything looked nice. The Upgrades are ok, but it really breaks the flow when you are searching for them. Weaponsfeeling and handling are very dumbed down because of the speed and many weps just feel mehh. Story was... I dont even remember the story, maybe it should have been funny or skipable. But all in all it lacks just variety in levelstructure: go here, search for upgrades, and go into a room with big bosses. It is ok, I guess, but really nothing to praise. Uncharted 4 was more of the same and while the second game had so many cool moments, this felt kind of boring. Yeah chars and dialogues are good, but story is boring and the fight as well. It just doesnt stand a chance against its predecessors.
@EarFarce4
@EarFarce4 8 жыл бұрын
"...chihuahua in a dog wheelchair trying to descend a spiral staircase." I want to see that.
@sarahdugmore7079
@sarahdugmore7079 6 жыл бұрын
3:15 "Get off me light fitting" gave me a solid giggle
@RegularCody
@RegularCody 8 жыл бұрын
IS THAT A NEW MIC?
@josemarques2304
@josemarques2304 8 жыл бұрын
I think he is just sick.
@swivelmaster
@swivelmaster 8 жыл бұрын
Sure sounds like it!
@mooganify
@mooganify 8 жыл бұрын
Seemed the same to me, could tell who it was.
@CouragePope
@CouragePope 8 жыл бұрын
it's an imposter!
@dorksword1294
@dorksword1294 8 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting so long for this
@SoupyGuy193
@SoupyGuy193 8 жыл бұрын
Dork Sword We've all been
@ThatReplyGuy
@ThatReplyGuy 8 жыл бұрын
A year is a really long time, yo.
@helloworld9957
@helloworld9957 8 жыл бұрын
They need to put scott pilgrim vs the world for pc
@dorksword1294
@dorksword1294 8 жыл бұрын
Erick Hernandez ikr
@AGentertainmentofficial
@AGentertainmentofficial 8 жыл бұрын
My favorite game of 2016 was definitely Furi. Final Fantasy 15 is a close second along with The Last Guardian, because I'm a dog lover and Trico was the best pet in a video game since Red XIII and Yoshi.
@HeroVange
@HeroVange 8 жыл бұрын
That was commentary masterclass! :D
@JABRIEL251
@JABRIEL251 8 жыл бұрын
Finally a list with no Overwatch.
@mooganify
@mooganify 8 жыл бұрын
Uncharted deserves no space on any top x list of the year.
@sharsasuke01
@sharsasuke01 8 жыл бұрын
Everyone seems to be giving Overwatch awards in every single fucking category. It even got best art direction. lol
@slameradon165
@slameradon165 8 жыл бұрын
It does have a nice art direction, but lets face it, Everyone kinda expected the half realistic/half cartoony art style for it. Its Blizzard.
@sharsasuke01
@sharsasuke01 8 жыл бұрын
Talon Omegus It is decent but its not better arc than Ratchet and Clank or Abzu.
@alnico137
@alnico137 8 жыл бұрын
That's because it's the exact same art direction as TF2, which also got best art direction.
@seanpeacock4290
@seanpeacock4290 8 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these game reviews. Please never stop making them.
@MilanousMedia
@MilanousMedia Жыл бұрын
Well.... here he wont
@Ironman1o1
@Ironman1o1 8 жыл бұрын
Got to say, shocked Star Fox Zero failed to make it.
@mooganify
@mooganify 8 жыл бұрын
True. But hes doing things a bit different, lol.
@nedinnis6752
@nedinnis6752 8 жыл бұрын
Ironman1o1 I wouldn't say it was bad, just bland because of a lack of content that could have been added.
@gulorful8488
@gulorful8488 8 жыл бұрын
I think Yahtzee doesn't care for Star Fox as much as Metroid or Paper Mario.
@Fizzsama
@Fizzsama 8 жыл бұрын
I would say it is bad. And Yahtzee would agree.
@AdvancePlays
@AdvancePlays 8 жыл бұрын
I expected it too, but then again it's a thoroughly "okay" game. It's just because it goes through that filter of needlessly finicky controls that it sinks lower. Doom wouldn't be as fun if you had to play with your feet or whatever, that kinda thing.
@alibobble
@alibobble 8 жыл бұрын
THIS IS NOT YAHTZEE WHAT IS HAPPENING
@BoomProductions99
@BoomProductions99 8 жыл бұрын
Asauz yeah I know it's really weird
@Legi0n4weRmany
@Legi0n4weRmany 8 жыл бұрын
Asauz he sounds as though he has a new Mic or vocal chords or mouth or face or all or none of these things.
@TidusleFlemard
@TidusleFlemard 8 жыл бұрын
a new mic changed his voice, I think?
@vengefulenigma
@vengefulenigma 8 жыл бұрын
I think he's aiming at the thing that the video was short, Yahtzee barely insulted any of the shitty games and even then his heart wasn't really into it :D
@seasong707
@seasong707 8 жыл бұрын
As a person who's been laughed at many a time for "not hearing painfully obvious things", I have had to slowly come to terms with the fact that human hearing is vastly diversified by *GASP* perception. I know, totally mindblowing.
@Laugh136
@Laugh136 8 жыл бұрын
1:16- Can we just appreciate how incredibly similar the cover art for Mankind Divided and Human Revolution are? Black screen shattering like glass, yellow light shines through, and Adam just stands there looking cool. They even use the exact same font for the subtitles, they're like twin siblings forced to wear identical clothes by unloving parents.
@Daniel-is3wg
@Daniel-is3wg 8 жыл бұрын
"You are the pathetic dribble that squeezes out of my once squirty donut". - Yahtzee, 2017
@wcs792
@wcs792 7 жыл бұрын
That final image of a chihuahua on wheels falling down/off a tight spiral stair is the funniest thing I've imagined in weeks.
@tai-imyr849
@tai-imyr849 8 жыл бұрын
It just now hit me how much Yahtzee loved Undertale. I'm happy for you, Yahtzee.
@tai-imyr849
@tai-imyr849 8 жыл бұрын
Whoa whoa whoa -the impact of what Yahtzee said about the 1st best entry finally hit me- Yahtzee, did you really end a friendship over Undertale?!
@CubeLandHero
@CubeLandHero 8 жыл бұрын
Am I the only person that was super happy Furi made it so far? I thought no one else played it. I loved it.
@footthumb
@footthumb 8 жыл бұрын
Any news on who is developing and publishing Shitbulb?
@UnseenBubby
@UnseenBubby 8 жыл бұрын
Hello Games are developing it, and it's being published by both EA and Ubisoft.
@Veolynn13
@Veolynn13 8 жыл бұрын
Neo-Mad Dog Deep Silver are co-developers
@radioactiveowl95
@radioactiveowl95 8 жыл бұрын
Lots of money is going into the marketing and fake E3 demo
@coconutblaze8169
@coconutblaze8169 8 жыл бұрын
bethesda are helping with the story tell-tale are helping with game-play and digital homocide is helping with the graphics
@joaquing.3258
@joaquing.3258 8 жыл бұрын
6:05 "Like watching a chihuahua in a dog wheelchair trying to descend a spiral staircase." Yahtzee, that was god damn beautiful, man!
@11atron
@11atron 5 жыл бұрын
wow trip back to 2016 when people were saying Nintendo was dead/dying. I might have been thinking the same at the time being real.
@StephenYuan
@StephenYuan 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Yahtzee, for finally illustrating for me what the brits are talking about when they mention the "bell end".
@tenaciousbiscuit9927
@tenaciousbiscuit9927 8 жыл бұрын
so happy titanfall 2 made it onto good list
@gergathorgrim8494
@gergathorgrim8494 8 жыл бұрын
you can nearly hear him laugh at the end about the dog descending the stair case. keep up the awesome work you are a champ. seriously you rock.
@maximthemagnificent
@maximthemagnificent 3 жыл бұрын
Might I suggest: "No Man's Game of the Year".
@NahrAlma
@NahrAlma 8 жыл бұрын
So Dark Souls 3 = GOTY is what I get out of this
@SPM0717
@SPM0717 8 жыл бұрын
Holzkohlen Err why not Doom, judging from what he said.
@uristboatmurdered6051
@uristboatmurdered6051 8 жыл бұрын
I don't think it deserves GOTY but considering what it's up against why not.
@Trashware
@Trashware 8 жыл бұрын
I'd pretty much agree with both choices
@Nashah2
@Nashah2 8 жыл бұрын
Kinda doubt that considering in his ds3 review he even said he was fairly lukewarm about ds3. He seemed to have more complaints and less praise for it then any other souls game. Doubt it would have gotten higher then 4th place on his list.
@jmanninja
@jmanninja 8 жыл бұрын
I feel like there was no all star game this year. Doom was alright but like Yahtzee said, still nothing special.
@meelans6126
@meelans6126 8 жыл бұрын
I quite liked Mankind Divided but other than that i wholly agree with your list
@meelans6126
@meelans6126 8 жыл бұрын
yup
@ashurarbaces8069
@ashurarbaces8069 8 жыл бұрын
+Altitude^6 Liked it a lot more than HR actually, reason is that it removed all the small annoyances (all small details that most people probably don't really pay attention but really annoyed me) that pulled down HR for me.
@Mr._Matt
@Mr._Matt 8 жыл бұрын
How about that new tranq gun in Mankind Divided? It looks better and performs so much better. No more janky arcing shots. =/
@fatal_pastry1176
@fatal_pastry1176 8 жыл бұрын
I agree, the quarter of the game we got was rather good. Fuck Squeenix tho.
@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight
@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight 8 жыл бұрын
+Altitude^6 I agree with you. The DXHR nonlethal weapons looked cool, and had interesting gameplay tradeoffs that made sense. Stun gun was good for close quarters, but was loud and had a single-shot nature. Tranq rifle was good for long distances and was silent, but had to use either player skill or the built-in targeting attachment thing to land perfectly arced shots for either stationary or moving targets. The DXMD versions were too n00by or less useful, IMO, because they functioned almost identically to their gun counterparts in both appearance and use. The new tranq is just like the sniper rifle, with less need for skill for arcing shots. The new stun gun lacks the ability to affect cameras and bots, so that's less cool.
@robspiess
@robspiess 7 жыл бұрын
I enjoy the subtle stifled laughter when mentioning the chihuahua trying to descend a spiral staircase.
@PlotlinePlus
@PlotlinePlus 8 жыл бұрын
"More celebrity deaths then a terrorist bombing at a drug rehab clinic." Absolutely savage. I love it.
@icegobro
@icegobro 8 жыл бұрын
I´ve never seen one of your videos before (only came to watch why you rated Titanfall 2 so high), but this was an exceptionally good video. Keep up the good work!
@OmegaSoypreme
@OmegaSoypreme 8 жыл бұрын
I think "scrotum of ennui" is going to be my phrase of the year.
@darkjannn
@darkjannn 8 жыл бұрын
You're the only channel I follow that makes me switch back to 1.25x speed from 1.5x in my playlist. I'd like to thank you for your high information density! Never change :D
@wheresmyarm
@wheresmyarm 7 жыл бұрын
Goodest 1. Doom 2. Furi 3. Stardew Valley 4. Titanfall 2 5. Salt & Sanctuary Blandest 1. No Man's Sky 2. Far Cry Primal 3. Paper Mario: Color Splash 4. Quantum Break 5. Deus Ex: Mankind Divided Shitest 1. Homefront: The Revolution 2. Batman Arkham VR 3. The Division 4. Metroid Prime: Federation Force 5. Devil's Third
@mothman7531
@mothman7531 8 жыл бұрын
Having seen every single Zero Punctuation at least once and many others multiple times over, at the very least I have spent 40.16667 hours watching this one show.
@stephenbrown1221
@stephenbrown1221 8 жыл бұрын
Wow, that slow clap had me in tears
@wizajn
@wizajn 8 жыл бұрын
I love that you didint forgot about furi and it was on a list
@jaketucker2559
@jaketucker2559 8 жыл бұрын
Personally I think mighty no.9 was the shitiest
@lucasbarcellos3319
@lucasbarcellos3319 8 жыл бұрын
Jake Tucker I'd say Mighty No. 9 should be in a segment of Retarded Moments of Gaming History more than in the Top 5
@sirapple589
@sirapple589 8 жыл бұрын
Lucas Barcellos let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee
@meelans6126
@meelans6126 8 жыл бұрын
Lucas Barcellos cry like an anime fan on prom night
@muskatDR
@muskatDR 8 жыл бұрын
Suffered same as no -man sky- game. Enormous hype and just meh
@jaketucker2559
@jaketucker2559 8 жыл бұрын
DirtiestHaRRy especially fines half genie hero is way better
@insertphrasehere15
@insertphrasehere15 8 жыл бұрын
I like the bit that his last line has that he almost can't stop himself from laughing
@arnust7113
@arnust7113 8 жыл бұрын
The dumb decison Dog is pretty cute tbh
@rextheraccoon5156
@rextheraccoon5156 6 жыл бұрын
@@JaelinBezel Then the physicists should find a way to use that term.
@godminnette2
@godminnette2 8 жыл бұрын
There is a definite difference in the way the words are enunciated. His sentences end in two low tones when he usually puts more emphasis and a higher tone on the second to last one. There's typically a faster rhythm with a crescendo throughout the sentence, and it's normally higher pitched overall.
@falsehero2001
@falsehero2001 8 жыл бұрын
Does Yatzee sound odd to anyone else?
@SPM0717
@SPM0717 8 жыл бұрын
falsehero2001 Different mic or perhaps he's ill. I'm guessing the latter. I'm sure he had different mics over the early years cause each sounded different.
@thefhappened
@thefhappened 8 жыл бұрын
I thought the same
@Shashank7170
@Shashank7170 8 жыл бұрын
He sounded slower than normal and kinda bored. Maybe it's because it's his first New Year outside of Australia in a long time?
@brilliantarrow4125
@brilliantarrow4125 3 жыл бұрын
I'm probably a bad person for how hard I laughed at the image of a dog in a doggy wheelchair falling down the stairs
@AValveFanboy
@AValveFanboy 8 жыл бұрын
My favourites this year, in no particular order: - Firewatch - Superhot - Enter the Gungeon - Orwell - INSIDE - Reigns
@AValveFanboy
@AValveFanboy 8 жыл бұрын
karatos the god of war Yeah, if they're good,
@stonium69
@stonium69 8 жыл бұрын
That's a pretty respectable list. I played most of those games (except Inside) and enjoyed them.
@icedmosquito109
@icedmosquito109 8 жыл бұрын
Firewatch was great up until the ending when it reveals that it's full of hot air.
@AValveFanboy
@AValveFanboy 8 жыл бұрын
GlassHalfFool I didn't mind the ending so much, but even then I would say the rest of the experience more than makes up for it.
@MegaGralha
@MegaGralha 8 жыл бұрын
Enter The Gungeon needs more atention!!
@vinesauceobscurities
@vinesauceobscurities 8 жыл бұрын
The Lego man head with the green classic helmet piece is a beautiful touch.
@Wriggli
@Wriggli 8 жыл бұрын
GOODEST 5) Salt & Sanctuary 4) Titanfall 2 3) Stardew Valley 2) Furi 1) Doom BLANDEST 5) Deus Ex Mankind Divided 4) Quantum Break 3) Paper Mario Color Splash 2) Far Cry Primal 1) No Man's Sky SHITEST 5) Devil's Third 4) Metroid Prime Federation Force 3) The Divison 2) Batman Arkham VR 1) Homefront the Revolution
@BoboMagroto26
@BoboMagroto26 7 жыл бұрын
Im glad Stardew Valley and DOOM were on here, ONE of them taking the crown and (even better) NO OVERWATCH!
@angeldeb82
@angeldeb82 6 жыл бұрын
What a funny, witty video from start to finish! LOL!
@isiahrobertson299
@isiahrobertson299 8 жыл бұрын
4:42 who's on that playboy cover
@B1GB3RN
@B1GB3RN 4 жыл бұрын
Just in case no one has found it yet... It's Ana Duarte...
@Conargle
@Conargle 8 жыл бұрын
a top (number) list on youtube? without rambling? isn't longer than 10 minutes? and its straight to the point? with actual witty humour? i love you yahtzee
@theaveragehuman378
@theaveragehuman378 8 жыл бұрын
You got bored of Top (number) videos,are you?
@NoOneOnYT
@NoOneOnYT 8 жыл бұрын
upgraded on that voice quality?
@emilygordbort7300
@emilygordbort7300 8 жыл бұрын
I have a challenge for you Take a screenshot of any frame in which there are more than 3 entities on screen, then show the screenshot to someone who hasn't seen Zero Punctuation. Ask them to explain what is happening.
@BATTIS94
@BATTIS94 8 жыл бұрын
Ooh stardew Valley! Damn, I'm gonna play it again... And again... And again...
@theaveragehuman378
@theaveragehuman378 8 жыл бұрын
Until you realize...
@theaveragehuman378
@theaveragehuman378 8 жыл бұрын
...You forgot how to read.
@skuldug1
@skuldug1 8 жыл бұрын
I love the tension in the few seconds when you try to guess what game he's talking about
@skuldug1
@skuldug1 8 жыл бұрын
gets me #hard
@jiancosta9042
@jiancosta9042 8 жыл бұрын
lol, after what a great game undertale was, i can see he is struggleing to understand that games like that only come every few years
@JobroskiSwaqqman
@JobroskiSwaqqman 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you for adding 5 more games, and making the video shorter than last years. I don't know how you do it.
@michaeletzel4877
@michaeletzel4877 8 жыл бұрын
I want to study at Yahtzee's School of Simile Writing.
@rrni2343
@rrni2343 8 жыл бұрын
My new years resolution is to use the phrase 'cock up cascade' more often than 'clusterfuck' this year.
@bibniebt
@bibniebt 8 жыл бұрын
As much as Yahtzee rained on Doom's parade, it certainly was a spectacular game even if it got an easy win. It combined a faithful reboot of the game that started it all with modern technology to create a gory action-packed funfest that I absolutely adored playing whilst failing my classes. It was just a fresh reminder of everything that made video games fun. Hell, even the story was interesting despite its attempts to convince me that the story didn't matter because explosions and monsters. A bright spot in a otherwise disappointing year on so many levels, even in the video game industry
@Cobalt360Degrees
@Cobalt360Degrees 8 жыл бұрын
'Scrotum of ennui". I don't know if Yahtzee came up with that, or if it originated somewhere else, but I love it. xD
@Melkac
@Melkac 8 жыл бұрын
yahtzee's fascination with undertale still baffles me, all "intellectual" youtube reviewers love it for some reason.
@DongusMcBongus
@DongusMcBongus 8 жыл бұрын
Unshaved Malevolence Eh, he liked it. So did I. I thought the narrative was quite clever and executed in a memorable way. It's not the best game ever, but my GotY in 2015. *shrugs*
@godminnette2
@godminnette2 8 жыл бұрын
There's a lot of heart that went into it (no pun intended) and the incredible amount of detail in the game can baffle me. There's even things in the files to trip up hackers and cheaters and those trying to get spoilers. The blend of gameplay and narrative is something every game should strive for, it's the reason games are the best mediums for conveying emotion and messages, because they have the opportunity to directly make us feel emotion through our decisions in game.
@battlion507
@battlion507 8 жыл бұрын
Godminnette2 Yeah... just don't let David Cage get involved with it...
@TwiIightWyvern
@TwiIightWyvern 8 жыл бұрын
Its a good game. Best game ever? Maybe not. But I still find myself thinking about it frequently (in no small part to the soundtrack) even almost year and a half later. That's more than I can say for a lot of games. It does this weird thing where it sinks into that nostalgic feel-good sensation like I had for FF6, Breath of Fire/2, Earthbound, Lufia 2 and Chrono Trigger, despite not having the 'history' to warrant nostalgia yet. Maybe its just because its my kind of game, with characters I like and can relate to, a story of sentimentality and empathy that resonated with me, a deft mix of humor hope and solemnity. To sit here and unpack everything I found special about the game would be a disservice to you or anyone else, because it is a personal experience and not everyone may feel the same, and trying to color your experience with my own may set up unreasonable expectations. I'm not going to pretend the game will or should appeal to everyone, though I do think its a good universal and accessible experience, especially to show what a decent game narrative can do.
@marcelostockle2
@marcelostockle2 8 жыл бұрын
Intellectual? Is this yahtzees first video you watched?
@thegaminghippie1418
@thegaminghippie1418 8 жыл бұрын
Did I spot a 'doing awkard motion behind a cow' LBA2 reference? You my dear sir, deserve a cigar.
@TheShadesOfBlack
@TheShadesOfBlack 8 жыл бұрын
So here we are... 365 days after everyones gushed about undertale... and I just bothered to pick up undertale
@DongusMcBongus
@DongusMcBongus 8 жыл бұрын
Tallen Smith Play it blind, play it how YOU want. Glhf
@godminnette2
@godminnette2 8 жыл бұрын
Just finished it, play as blind as possible. It's quite good.
@TheShadesOfBlack
@TheShadesOfBlack 8 жыл бұрын
kingdancekiller I plan to play it blind. Ive seen very little content and thats just what I couldnt avoid after living on the internet, such as the first 5-10 minutes and a few characters.
@cassidy8307
@cassidy8307 8 жыл бұрын
It is definitely a good game IMO. Bit short, and the graphics could be better, but the dodge mechanic is cool. Characters have great personalities, so it becomes all the more crushing if you decide to murder them, or satisfying if you manage to spare them. For the most part, it was only ruined by the addition of a fanbase so bad that it rivals FNAF.
@Oli_Dann
@Oli_Dann 8 жыл бұрын
Kill everybody.
@Gingrnut
@Gingrnut 8 жыл бұрын
Definitely been waiting for this!
@karmascamera5275
@karmascamera5275 8 жыл бұрын
Homefront: The Revolution merely exists just to play Timesplitters 2 again
@Poleftaiger
@Poleftaiger 8 жыл бұрын
Waited all year for this
@HORRIOR1
@HORRIOR1 8 жыл бұрын
I liked the new Doom game but its a shame there weren't that many games that were better than it :/
@coreym8783
@coreym8783 8 жыл бұрын
HORRIOR Battlefield one, Witcher 3 blood and wine, uncharted, Watchdogs 2 and the remasters which don't really count tho.
@HORRIOR1
@HORRIOR1 8 жыл бұрын
Corey M I meant this year. And watchdogs 2 isn't a good game.
@coreym8783
@coreym8783 8 жыл бұрын
HORRIOR Umm you do realise Bf1 and uncharted 4 came out this year and even tho Witcher came out last year the Blood And Wine expansion came out this year. Watchdogs might not be the best but it is a 6 or 7/10. This IS all my opinion btw.
@cozy4732
@cozy4732 8 жыл бұрын
HORRIOR and battlefield one is only mediocre.
@tobyhendricks9951
@tobyhendricks9951 8 жыл бұрын
Corey M I've never understood the buzz around uncharted, yeah they can write relatively good stories but if you strip out the cut scenes then the game becomes a set of basic shoot outs with piss easy platforming. doom is a far better game that has a variety of actually challenging shoot outs with ok platforming.
@McStebb
@McStebb 8 жыл бұрын
I thought it interesting that "GOODEST", once fully revealed had an visually pleasing and colorful gradient to it while "BLANDEST" was just a mixture of brown and gray lol
@ravenblackwell4408
@ravenblackwell4408 8 жыл бұрын
Thank fuck SOMEONE realized Furi is better than Inside
@EldritchAugur
@EldritchAugur 8 жыл бұрын
Do you get to play as a giant blob monster in Furi? I didn't think so.
@DongusMcBongus
@DongusMcBongus 8 жыл бұрын
Kolbe Howard Thank you, if my indie games don't have a giant nutsack in them from now on, 0/10
@EldritchAugur
@EldritchAugur 8 жыл бұрын
kingdancekiller I know right! Inside raised the nuts so high I don't think they'll ever be dropped again.
@marcelostockle2
@marcelostockle2 8 жыл бұрын
Do you duel sexy samurais in Inside?
@EldritchAugur
@EldritchAugur 8 жыл бұрын
mole2 many No but do you get drowned by creepy mermaid people? Hah! Gotcha!
@LogicalResolution
@LogicalResolution 8 жыл бұрын
I like how you can hear him start to laugh at that last sentence. x3
@TheRealBitterbub
@TheRealBitterbub 8 жыл бұрын
So this would be top five games he disliked the least then?
@bradleyclark7132
@bradleyclark7132 8 жыл бұрын
I love that he couldn't say "Chihuahua with wheels descending a spiral staircase" without laughing.
@Smartfunnyandlazy
@Smartfunnyandlazy 8 жыл бұрын
sadly my worst decision of 2016 was getting Homefront.
@TheDuckClock
@TheDuckClock 8 жыл бұрын
You have my sympathy
@PoisoningShadow671
@PoisoningShadow671 8 жыл бұрын
I was glad to have played the beta first. Funnily enough I couldn't even play it on console due to the fact the FoV was as narrow as a tight arse.
@andrewcochrane5751
@andrewcochrane5751 8 жыл бұрын
PoisoningShadow671 I actually really enjoyed Homefront the revolution
@duck1038
@duck1038 8 жыл бұрын
Smartfunnyandlazy We rented the game and were glad we did not actually buy it. I broke the game on the first cutscene, so I stopped playing it. My brother had a gamebreaking bug that kept him from even continuing the game, and my other brother just did not bother with it
@Yadid1
@Yadid1 8 жыл бұрын
Get on my level. I pre-ordered 2 copies of No Man's Sky.
@CERTAIND00M
@CERTAIND00M 8 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee is the one guy no one ever asked, "But how do you REALLY feel?" for fear that he may actually tell you.
@thepersonwhocomentz
@thepersonwhocomentz 8 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee's so in love with Undertale that he can't resist mentioning it in a second year's #1 spot. Will he ever give it a proper review? I wanted to hear him extol its virtues and rip on its shit points. Surely everyone and their mother's played it by now. I doubt anyone's gone unspoiled.
@catgirlrancher7240
@catgirlrancher7240 8 жыл бұрын
thepersonwhocomentz He has already given it a full written review
@thepersonwhocomentz
@thepersonwhocomentz 8 жыл бұрын
where can I see this review?
@catgirlrancher7240
@catgirlrancher7240 8 жыл бұрын
thepersonwhocomentz www.escapistmagazine (dot) com/articles/view/video-games/columns/extra-punctuation/14860-Undertale-for-Best-Written-Game-2015
@taekwonbro7628
@taekwonbro7628 6 жыл бұрын
thepersonwhocomentz I haven't...
@commisso3806
@commisso3806 6 жыл бұрын
@@thepersonwhocomentz I miss Chiaki
@adambridges8500
@adambridges8500 8 жыл бұрын
That Chihuahua joke killed me. Absolutely brilliant.
@larsonthewolf3518
@larsonthewolf3518 8 жыл бұрын
I see a distinct lack of Undertale hate... proud of you comments section!
@RikkiSan1
@RikkiSan1 8 жыл бұрын
Larsonthewolf Nobody cares about Undertale at this point. Haters or not, it's old news....
@larsonthewolf3518
@larsonthewolf3518 8 жыл бұрын
+Toonami4life look at History of Earthbound: From MOTHER to UNDERTALE? - A Brief History ----by the game theorists
@RikkiSan1
@RikkiSan1 8 жыл бұрын
Larsonthewolf No thanks, wasnt interested in mother, earthbound, or undertale. Just not my style...
@larsonthewolf3518
@larsonthewolf3518 8 жыл бұрын
+Toonami4life *face-palm* look st the comments section. Kinda puts a hole in your "Nobody cares" idea. especially since it was posted two weeks ago...
@RikkiSan1
@RikkiSan1 8 жыл бұрын
Larsonthewolf Alright, let me rephrase that...Nobody in the general gaming community cares. Of course the fans and people who played it care about it. But the rest of the community brushed it off...although thats mainly due to the rapid fanbase not shoving it in anyones faces anymore (thank god...)
@kingarthur0407
@kingarthur0407 8 жыл бұрын
that last joke was written so well that even yahtzee couldn't say it without a chuckle
@neonlemurs4865
@neonlemurs4865 7 жыл бұрын
YEAH DOOM BOIIIIIIIIII
@awood5659
@awood5659 8 жыл бұрын
@5:36 "No worries, I'll just patch something in later." Riggidy-riddigy-*REKT*!
@1sonicthe
@1sonicthe 8 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but your voice sounds sorta off
@danielhale1
@danielhale1 8 жыл бұрын
That chihuahua in a wheelchair... I would buy that the instant I owned a spiral staircase, if only because it's now *mandatory*. Thank you for another happy thought, Yahtzee!
@66Roses
@66Roses 8 жыл бұрын
NOTIFICATION SQUAD! WHADDUP!
@BrightDecision
@BrightDecision 8 жыл бұрын
Hearing Yahtzee start to lose his composure and crack up at the very end was definitely the best part
@patrickstuart3497
@patrickstuart3497 8 жыл бұрын
This does not sound like the same guy at all.
@dvandamme00
@dvandamme00 7 жыл бұрын
that dog in a wheelchair on the spiral staircase.... now im on the floor and my chair is not under me
@da_true_cluckmyster
@da_true_cluckmyster 8 жыл бұрын
No Overwatch?! Good.
@ripbozo941
@ripbozo941 8 жыл бұрын
you could watch this 20 times over and still have spent less time than watching TotalBiscuit's award video...
@PsychicRadroach
@PsychicRadroach 8 жыл бұрын
So, Watch Dogs 2 was just average, then?
@lordbizzle2424
@lordbizzle2424 8 жыл бұрын
PsychicRadroach It's this bland type of good in the weirdest way possible. It's by no means a bad game but I've never gotten bored of a game quicker
@jayromeo_19
@jayromeo_19 8 жыл бұрын
PsychicRadroach He praised the gameplay while criticizing everything else.
@enman009
@enman009 8 жыл бұрын
It was very good IMO. I think gameplay is one of the most important things in games, and WD2 did that good.
@user-pc9jq5qe9i
@user-pc9jq5qe9i 8 жыл бұрын
do you? do you personally believe that gameplay is a key feature in video games?
@andrewaldrich3602
@andrewaldrich3602 3 жыл бұрын
I’m from the future and it’s weird to hear “cock up cascade” now that Yahtzee has an actual definition for it.
@mrmagickkarp6132
@mrmagickkarp6132 8 жыл бұрын
are you OK you sound like a different person
@stephenbrown1221
@stephenbrown1221 8 жыл бұрын
Well he is living in Murica now. Maybe the drastic increase in sugar in his diet changed his speech patterns.
@lordjub-jub5254
@lordjub-jub5254 8 жыл бұрын
I Shot Marvin In The Face where the hell is Murica? Do you mean Morocco?
@Egurius3
@Egurius3 8 жыл бұрын
He means America.
@lordjub-jub5254
@lordjub-jub5254 8 жыл бұрын
Eero Lång but those don't even start with the same letter.
@Egurius3
@Egurius3 8 жыл бұрын
I know, but that's still what it means.
@barelycompetentco-op2380
@barelycompetentco-op2380 8 жыл бұрын
lol the games on a straight line spectrum bit was hilarious. Love your videos.
@highwind1991
@highwind1991 8 жыл бұрын
2016 was a shit year for the world, but for games? no, games were awesome in 2016
@LoftySkinner
@LoftySkinner 8 жыл бұрын
eeeeeeeeh Xcom 2, Civilization VI and Doom were basically the only games I didn't refund in that hopefully soon forgotten year.
@Mordalon
@Mordalon 8 жыл бұрын
+Lofty Skinner This year also had Pokemon Sun/Moon, Overwatch, Hitman, Hyperlight Drifter, Super Hot, Last Guardian (contentious but many still like it), Dark Soul 3, FF15, The Witness, Inside, Darkest Dungeon, The Banner Saga 2, and Watch Dogs 2.
@Veolynn13
@Veolynn13 8 жыл бұрын
And for movies involving Disney. Rogue One, Civil War, Zootopia, Doctor Strange... They had gud year
@LoftySkinner
@LoftySkinner 8 жыл бұрын
Mordalon Got enough of Overwatch quickly. Found the skill roof too early and lost interest. Hitman is always bland. Hyperlight Drifter is probably alright, but I have a policy against pixel art games after playing hundreds of them and only ever liking FTL and Papers, Please. The rest are not my cup of tea except Pokémon, which I will buy once they add Pokébank functionality to it since all the starters are cabbage and I have bred Eevee to start with. Just going to randomize what starter I pick and release it.
@XXAcurseshadow3
@XXAcurseshadow3 8 жыл бұрын
Lofty Skinner skill roof to easily? There's no skill roof in overwatch unless you're the top player in Comp and if so it's probably cuz you enjoy to play the game....
@Rawen1982
@Rawen1982 8 жыл бұрын
Yes! I love these, thank you Yathzee!
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