E3 2018 (Zero Punctuation)

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[@rcurl44]

"Its not *progressive* if we're progressing to the place we already fucking are, genius!" Have truer words ever been spoken?

[@bernardoheusi6146]

"And I want to play as a pink hair lesbian!"

[@elevate07]

BEast Sauce "It's not the same because you're forced to play as a Male. I want my entire gameplay experience set in the female perspective!" *laughs in Assassin's Creed Liberation*

[@MelodicQuest]

Being able to choose your gender should not be treated as a massive revelation

[@owennewo14]

I *need* this as a ringtone!

[@KageMinowara]

You have grasped the essence of Progressivism. Complaining about problems that were solved a long time ago in return for capital gain.

[@JAM609]

I stopped preordering for a year. 90% good calls. 10% I bought it after release with no negative draw backs.

[@joshuasantana685]

I’ve preordered one game in the past 3 years. All other games I just play on Gamefly now. Gives me my fix on games without spending too much $$$

[@JAM609]

Joshua Santana *sponsored

[@nackskott12]

The only time I ever preordered was Crysis 2 cos I loved the original. I was still in high school and I saved for months for the $90 edition. Never again. Now I try to not even get invested in games that haven't come out yet, let alone preorder it. There are exceptions to that but unless it's something by a studio that's almost never done me wrong (FromSoft, Platinum) then I might get a bit excited before release but I'll never preorder. Crysis 2 proved to me that a game can have amazing trailers and gameplay and can still play like garbage.

[@ArcaneAzmadi]

Smart lad. Last game I preordered was... well, I kickstarted Shenmue 3 back in 2015 (the one and only thing I have EVER helped crowdfund) and wouldn't you know it, they bent us over and fucked us, so I'm getting a refund for that as soon as they get their shit together and actually offer those refunds they promised. Apart from that, the last game I actually preordered was, uh... Borderlands 2 I think. And I never actually finished playing through that. So yeah, I haven't missed out on shit by not preordering. Actually, I don't even _buy_ games after they come out any more because, frankly, fuck almost all of them.

[@coreylineberry8557]

I’ve only preordered one game in my life, Kingdom Hearts 3. I did that because I got the collections on PS4 too. And I’m tempted to pre-order Persona 5 Royal, because I like Persona 5.

[@NostraFnDamus]

Yahtzees tired weary cynicism of the past couple of years gives way to full blown righteous fury. That was truly impressive, he puts himself through all of the bollocks that is the modern day gaming industry because he's genuinely passionate about it.

[@peterheck2429]

PoptartInvasion Lmao

[@icarussbungeecord7779]

fuck off I want a turn too

[@anexplosion5436]

Ah yes, a legitimately passionate comment followed by multiple blowjob jokes. I sure am on KZbin again.

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

this comment surely is blowing away

[@bernardoheusi6146]

You all suck

[@PTNLemay]

4:27 And yet every time they announce this "ground-breaking feature", they get a room full of applause. Like this is 1920 and women just got the right to vote.

[@shadow-r3852]

unless you're a Swiss women, then it was 1970....

[@TheAwkwardGuy]

4:39 "It's not progressive if you're progressing to the place where we already fucking are genius!" 10/10 best quote in the video

[@rbwjakfjenwbw1009]

That rant at the end was amazing

[@europademon]

It was absolutely awe inspiring. Brought a tear to this old gamer's eye.

[@JJAB91]

BuriedFlame That was Halo Wars not Reach

[@WOLF36554]

You know, every youtuber may have made an E3 video weeks ago, but nobody bashes E3 like Yahtzee. Hype destroying since 2008.

[@redlegsgreaves8754]

good, tiered of bad games still getting tuns of following and sales because of stupid hype trains

[@abrakadabra6584]

If any developer at E3 deserves our money, it's 100% CD Projekt Red.

[@LoreleiStockhausen]

To be fair, escapists upload these a week after they air on their website from what I remember.

[@Akechi_The_Phantom_Detective]

I think that's because what they show at E3 isn't hype. It's a massive jizzfest meant to make fanboys cream themselves at the idea of being so close to their favourite thing in the world. I'm pretty sure Camgirls do the same thing but at least they pretend to like you.

[@JoshLeitzel]

Plenty of cynical and reasonable criticisms from other videos. Yahtzee obviously is satirical to an extent and cynical is his brand so this is just expected.

[@Phanthief95]

That’s so true of AC Odyssey. When Ubisoft presented the game as “you can play as either a male or female character” I kept thinking “Didn’t you already do that with Jacob & Evie in Syndicate?”

[@blondbraid7986]

I suppose the difference is that now you can play the entire game as either one of the protagonists, whereas Jacob and Evie only could play a certain set of missions that were locked for the other character. It may not be a huge and ground-breaking difference, but it's still a change in gameplay.

[@titanicww2345]

Yeah people keep forgetting the difference. Additionally from the looks of it the only difference would be aesthetic, voice and some minor scene changes. There is no change to game-play like in Syndicate. I still do not get the anger at this.

[@missnoncompliant6279]

Did you just assume her gender? Maybe she identified as a man. lol

[@Music2Love4Me]

They also did it last year with FC5. It is nothing new, not even for them

[@darknessofevil117]

TheRodentMastermind exactly sole reason he was my main

[@AverageGamerGuyPlays]

I come back to this video every now and then just to remind myself how angry Yahtzee can actually get. It’s glorious.

[@wigglyboots2]

"Foaming at the urethra" I'm gonna hang onto that one.

[@casualbird7671]

It's a great line

[@nathanclark2424]

I'm putting it in my mind right next to "About as androgynous as John Wayne" and "Just to fuck with some heads"

[@Manglet762]

Fancy way of saying "precum".

[@Chintmaster]

Assassin's Creed thing reminds me of when they tried to showcase FO4's new feature of being able to choose your character's gender and the crowd applauded like they never played the series before.

[@merrittanimation7721]

Perhaps the fact it was the wife stepping in and not just switching gender in an instant that made them happy. Though that makes them seem even more crazy

[@UnsoberIdiot]

Everyone who goes to E3 is crazy. I'm pretty sure it's a legal requirement that you need to be a gibbering lunatic to be even allowed to look at a ticket.

[@tyrus1235]

Oh, that's also what happened back when CoD was gushing about its "incredible fish AI" lol

[@TopTwom]

Prior to announcements there were "leaks" saying you HAD to be male and your character had a set name and story etc. I think the cheers were thanks to that

[@MJesDK]

It was the dumbest fucking thing. I wish I met some of these clapping drones just so I could let them in on that little known secret of REALITY...

[@kasino007]

“Yes Microsoft, we could...”😂

[@lukevankleef4245]

Hypothetically.

[@BaBboonking]

Maybe,possibly

[@SmeltedSoul]

Send help, I've been trapped on Xbox for years. It's dark here. And unoriginal.

[@Golemoid]

Yeah i envy you sonies, having all those LGBT games with 20 fps and no gameplay :/ and nintendo is getting awesome mobile ports. we xbox peasants only have all multiplat games with 4k :/ ehh and to think i could be playing minecraft with big tits mod on a PC like a real gaming supermensch.

[@hamsterdoom360]

The end message that didn't make it into the KZbin version of the video (for some reason): *Please don't fill the comments with the usual "why didn't he mention X, Y, and Z" shit because the point of this exercise has never been to list off every title and give a token snark to each one, but to encourage critical thinking as a counter to E3's deliberately mind-numbing hype. It's too easy to get swept along with the bright lights and the constant coverage and forget that a lot if not most of these games are created as obligatory products rather than as something with artistic integrity, often designed for broad appeal and the numbing of emotions rather than their stimulation. But at the same time it's a mistake to dismiss everything out of hand, as any genuine passion a developer had for their own contribution can shine through even the densest corporate machinery. Assume I said the same thing about every game: "Could be good or bad, but there's no way of knowing until it's been played through by someone who isn't being paid to shill for it." As a basic starting point, try considering what you aren't being shown as much as what you are. If you noticed, as I did, a couple of conspicuous edits in the Anthem and Rage 2 gameplay videos that didn't appear to signal a change of scene, ask yourself what was cut out that the publishers didn't want you to see, and why they didn't feel like the game could sell itself by its unembellished appearance alone. Also, consider the way the player in a gameplay video acts wholly unlike one in real life, usually moving slowly and rotating the camera languidly to drink in the expensive scenery, when a real player would probably want to move and look around a lot faster, and such a fundamental change of pacing would almost certainly impact any story elements that the gameplay video showcased* (Did my best to copy the message over but was using my phone so there are probably some mistakes. It should more or less all be there, though.)

[@thedatatreader]

hamsterdoom360 Thank you for this. Yahtzee does seem to genuinely care, so to see his intent of actually explaining his omissions of specific games is rather refreshing.

[@NewandForgiven]

hamsterdoom360 Thank you for this - I'm slightly disappointed to see all the full stops and commas, but ah well :)

[@DPush420]

There sure is a lot of punctuation in that transcript. Fake news.

[@franzsanders9573]

Thanks for posting this! I'd also like to add this minor comment he put in beforehand - Speaker for the dead: Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

[@gulorful8488]

Where did he say this? The Escapist version didn't have this either

[@Sajin_71]

For some reason, the image at 3:50 of Yahtzee standing at his desk with a spiked club going "ROIGHT, WHO ELSE" never fails to crack me up.

[@solsol2733]

I look back 2 years and have memories of being optimistic about fallout 76. What a sweet naive child I was.

[@GretgorPooper]

This was one of Yahtzee's best E3 rants to date. Man, his rage over Assassin's Creed pretending to be progressive by doing the exact same thing they'd already done two titles earlier was so passionate it made me angry as well. Also, yay, we're getting a Beyond Good and Evil II, I hope that's as good as the first one instead of sucking a kajillion todgers like most sequels these days seem to do. Also, he's absolutely right about pre-orders, honestly. What's the point of buying something before it's actually finished and playable? Call me old-fashioned, but I'd rather pay for something I can actually have.

[@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight]

Gretgor Exactly. Why pay for something you have no idea about? That’s what demos are for. But we live in a day and age in which demo-less games are torrented first before purchase. The problem is that not everyone follows through and actually buys after torrenting. What game devs need to learn is that you can fight piracy by offering a better deal to people who pay. It’s what GabeN talked of once.

[@kingmidas2112]

I agree with your rant thing, but to be fair, pre-ordering doesn't charge you until the game is shipped - its just a commitment to buy when the time comes. I still rarely do it - i think 2 games offered bonuses I genuinely wanted.

[@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight]

Kyle Jacobs There still exists the problem of preorder exclusives that totally alienate customers. And the in-game bonuses from paying money early? Ha, ridiculous! That stuff should be earned from hours of gameplay, and should be available to everyone who buys the base game.

[@jacobportdaven8257]

the fact trailers are filled with lots of cursing, jade being evil, and an annoying twat monkey im going to go with NO it wont be good cus thats what my beyond good and evil needed a pig screaming "i want every motherfucking cop after the motherfucking monkey" followed by " bang bang motherfucker bang bang" im sorry did they get sam jackson to write this? beyond good and evil is beyond dead its been brought back via necronomica and its nothing but all cgi cus i can tell you right now that IS NOT going to be how the game looks even david cage games(which waste so much money on graphics and motion capture they cant do anything else) dont look that good in gameplay. and i doubt jade will be a photographer or news reporter anymore.

[@tacticalchunder1207]

It’s fucking retarded that people still pre order games. The original purpose of pre ordering was securing a hard copy before it came out and sold out right away. With digital downloads now, that’s redundant. It shouldn’t even exist anymore.

[@Mathmachine]

4:20 I can't tell if Ubisoft thinks gamers are that stupid, or just knows the gaming media is.

[@Willie_Pete_Was_Here]

It’s how they get feminist journalists to write articles in their favour

[@Jonthekiller9]

Mathmachine Jesus Christ you got the nail on the head! Game journalist are that damn stupid and they’ll complain to boot when the female sways her hips and gets hit!

[@patriciaholmes3779]

Ubisoft is very corporate, they dont even think of gamers. They just know certain things will make money so they do the thing that makes money.

[@titanicww2345]

Well it is the first game where you can choose to play as a woman for the entire game. Liberation was a AA game for the vita so it is not in the main line. While Syndicate had a 50/50 split in the main missions between the Frye twins. So technically Ubisoft is not wrong but they keep doing that because of Unity.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

dx8771 Daily reminder they complained about Zero Suit Samus having heels in smash 4

[@jayarby8494]

4:28 *FINALLY* somebody else said it.

[@experiment0789]

I'm not alone!

[@kingjorritiv5554]

Tbh i didnt know this cause i didnt give a damn about syndicate and skipped it lol

[@rjd-kh8et]

Jay Arby Syndicate had you switch between male and female characters, not choose the gender of the character you play as for the whole game.

[@sandrols7]

that doesn't really make it better. Ubisoft has no idea how to invoke politics into a video game, they just sort of mention them IN GAME and then pretend it's a big deal outside of it.

[@jor4114]

rjd1922 What's the difference?

[@skillgap4211]

I don't even buy games within the first week anymore. I wait until Metacritic and the review systems do their jobs and then make an informed purchase... I'M THE MADMAN APPARENTLY

[@r3negadex]

It's that kind of reasoning that took me a few months to buy Breath of the Wild. I also use this same strategy for Pokemon, albeit for the reasoning of letting Bulbapedia do it's research on the new mechanics so I don't stumble around completely blind, because as much as Pokemon has made improvements to the overall formula, they're still as dense as a planet made of lead when it comes to how to evolve half the pokemon!

[@iforinsignificant]

You'd like to think so, wouldn't you. HA! I have you beat, I wait around a year, wait till all the hype's died down, reviews by people who aren't owned by the publishers worm their way out of all the lies and fanboy spunk, the prices are slashed and the GOTY or 'Complete' version is released and there is a sale to purchase a game! I do believe being poor and living in a shithole where games aren't really available for the most part might have something to do with it as well besides being mad.

[@nou8257]

Im too poor to be stupid with my money

[@TheGamerking247]

I study the info and gameplay shown before the games release date and I usually have a good Sense on wether game is going to be. Great, good. bad, or dog shit I’m hardly ever wrong When it comes to it. I know because I once bought a game cause it looked cool and it ended up being nothing like I imagine and I felt like I wasted money

[@kartikayysola]

@@qty1315 Pretty much where I'm at right now. RGG Studio (the guys who make the Yakuza games) are pretty much the only dev at this point I'll preorder from.

[@gingerinajacket8519]

The year is 2028, it is a dystopian civil war between the GAAAmers and the Indie Revolutionaries. You stand at a crossroad between the two. On the left, you see an hour of pre rendered cutscenes as tens of thousands of people pile their money into an array of cannons to launch at the stage. On the right, it is a blur. Half the games look unfinished, the other half are too pretentious to accept you in their club. You see a crowd of art snobs deciding whether Markola's Tragedy or Joseph's Rebirth is the most mind blowing game of the five minutes. You tread the line between the two carefully, bypassing all others, and you see a world of "innovation" Everybody is wearing full body VR suits with 360 puke buckets to mitigate sickness, everyone is using some odd gadget that only could have been created by an alien. Despite the advanced tech, all of it is to reformat older nostalgic games with new, unintuitive controls. You turn back, but the path you once took is no longer there, and the borders between the 3 are incomprehensible. You dont know how you know this, but if you were to even take one step into any of the areas, you would immediately be sucked in. You scream but no voice comes out, your heart races faster than it ever had before, you just want to leave. And then you wake up, sleeping at your desk watching the E3 2018 lineup, you are pretty sure you fell asleep after the words Smash Bros. but you aren't quite sure. You take a look at the time, it is about 2:00 AM on a Sunday night, you instinctively open a Word Document, and type in the following words ZERO PUNCTUATION: E3 2018. So E3 rolls around again... You take a look at it, remember your dream, let out a sigh of exasperation, and continue writing. EDIT: NOONE ELSE LIKE. KEEP IT AT 111.

[@emmanueludoidung5745]

This actually sucked me in for a bit.

[@LieutenantAlaki]

Poetry.

[@djangolebeau3718]

I'm dead, that's fucking hilarious!

[@GlowZoe]

Ginger in a Jacket from soft just sits back and laughs

[@vcdonovan5943]

This comment has to be read in Rod Serling's voice.

[@thebreakfastmegapowers3525]

If you connect your blood to a Sony platform you will only be able to use blood from that console and otherwise make a new account to crossblood with other platforms.

[@angelscross9026]

All this talk of blood makes me wanna play Bloodborne again.

[@lightlati7496]

Wrong. you contract the SONY Virus, where your survival is only possible in a PL4 Station. Attempting to use an XBO1 or a N1N will immediately end you. You have been warned!

[@eduardogiraldez5471]

The Breakfast Megapowers *sniff* what's that smell?... It's BLOOD!!!

[@MattasticBoy]

Your survival is also dependent on your PS Plus Subscription. What a bargain! A selection of free shitty games that no-one wanted 3 years ago, the ability to play online with the other infected and the ability to not instantly die of a Bloodborne©™ virus.

[@namelessdork2256]

All I see in this possible scenario is a Sony console eithef having the worst period in history or doing their best impersonation of the blood geyser form 'A Nightmare on Elm Street'. But hey, anemia and disease exchange ain't so bad either.

[@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight]

Yahtzee is absolutely right. We need to return to the days of demos. Really good demos that demonstrate all that we need to know about a game, in a nutshell, before we pay up for the final game. Pre-ordering is such a bad idea in comparison. Edit: I don’t count alpha and beta builds as demos, because they’re nothing like the traditional demos that I’ve grown accustomed to. That is, a demo in my day would be the finalized first mission/level of the game. The keyword is “finalized,” because betas tend to still have bugs and kinks that don’t accurately represent the final product at launch. Well, in theory. There’s the issue that devs set up stupidly early deadlines that give us almost beta-quality stuff at launch, that takes months to years to fully patch. But that’s a story for another day.

[@Bestesttoad]

GiRayne well, if we had demos again, which I always enjoyed namely for having free games as a poor child, we wouldn't have the nuts ass hype trains we got going on. So yes: companies have every reason and right to not do demos. They would be held to a higher standard and make less money.

[@Bestesttoad]

GiRayne also Yahtzee just brought it up in this video

[@marcusleite7786]

I really only bought Prey because bethesda threw up a demo for it and I thought "well why not, the mechanics and intrigue seems cool. It might be good." OH MY GOD IT WAS GOOD. I really miss developers having enough actual confidence in their games that they can say "here, play the first hour of our game. hope you like it."

[@Me2893me]

pre-orders are more profitable and if you can trick the consumers into following a practice that is business favored then why would they promote a practice that is consumer favored? As Yahtzee said, we the consumers need to stop making the pre-orders first. Demos exist to establish credibility by developers who don't have any. Back in the 90's almost all the developers were comparatively unknown so releasing demos built consumer trust. Until the AAA game industry completely implodes I doubt quality demos will come back. Interestingly a lot of indie studios will still release demos because they still need to establish that consumer confidence.

[@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight]

Me2893me I agree with and understand what you mean. Although it’s funny, because I don’t have any trust in the AAA industry as a result of the crap they tend to pull. They’re well-known, and yet I still need a demo to know what they’re gonna do, especially when things get rushed. So a demo of the finalized first level can show me how much they care.

[@nicolasriveros943]

4:31 i love how You can feel His legitimate anger

[@OdaSwifteye]

I can't blame him. Those clowns are patting themselves on the back for doing nothing and people applaud it no less.

[@jamilskannal]

Oda Swifteye havent seen anyone real person actualy giving a fuck about it.

[@d9fred95]

"We did it!"

[@krillissue]

I love how You capitalized His unbridled indignation for Added Emphasis

[@robbieking4070]

That has to be the angriest I've heard him in years

[@Jkg71]

"WoW Are those all xbox exlusives microsoft?" "uh no, none of those are, but you can play them on xbox" "Yes, Microsoft, we could...hypothetically..do that" I laughed so hard I lurched into a coughing fit. Fuck.

[@ccandrew111]

Sword N Bored it does make you wonder why Microsoft don’t dip into their pockets and buy the rights to games like that. It would certainly kickstart a new console war

[@ccandrew111]

stephen hopper I don’t disagree with you mate; think I’ll be saving for a pc at some point. Sony fanboys get so uppity about their exclusives as well and I just couldn’t give a shit

[@jameswatsonatheistgamer]

Exactly. Xbox. lol.

[@Sovek86]

yeah, lets not have another fucking console war. In fact, lets not have consoles period. Here you have hardware that can do everything a PC can except its stuck behind a backwards OS that can do a handful of things and nothing else.....

[@ccandrew111]

Sovek do you not read the other comments mate? I literally said I’d like to get a gaming PC at some point. I duped myself enough into getting a PS4 and an xbox one, so I’m not gonna make a mug of myself any longer.

[@vokajor9043]

"Yes, Microsoft, we could, hypothetically, do that." Poor Microsoft

[@benwasserman8223]

Well, if Yahtzee is angry now, wait until Shadow of the Tomb Raider and Spider-Man get critical acclaim. We're going to have such colorful five-minute gaming rants

[@robertshirley3299]

Do you care if a game is “award winning”? Just care what the right critics are saying about the game. You are listening to Yahtzee, so that’s a good start. He knows not to pay attention to the self-serving “award winning” nonsense.

[@polybent9748]

Ben Wasserman maybe he should be the only game critic out there, and next thing you know the chance of people actually liking any game would gradually decrease over the years

[@robharris5782]

He didn't have a problem with the tomb raider game in-and-of-itself, but rather the fact that it will be the third in a series where the 'tomb raider' of the title still isn't actually the 'tomb raider' of the title and I guess it appears to be milking it a bit now.

[@benwasserman8223]

Poly Bent Well since I REALLY liked both of the previous TR games, I’d say public and critical opinion rules the day. By that logic, Yahtzee is the minority dissenter amongst a sea of uber passionate gamers

[@toninhosoldierhelmet4033]

i really ain't sure about that the games that impressed me over the last 8 years finaly came to my mind and a got admit that they really don't change much from things we had in the 90's you know, even witcher 3 comes to my list, very interesting story but too much doing for nothing gettin' i even feel that the biggest mistake of that game is the leveling system grind doens't couple with story very well, coz i have my time and patience to go business about

[@esrommariadeoliveira7824]

Me:*Hears about E3 2018* Me: *Intense War Flashbacks with flutes start kicking in*

[@manictiger]

I know you're probably referring to Glory, but I want to believe you meant Gangs of New York.

[@casualcraftman1599]

Thank you Yahtzee for deflating the E3 2018 hype bullshit.

[@titanicww2345]

Nah the showing already did that on its own. E3 is in itself a deflation of hype especially this one.

[@Spood6]

Sorry I can enjoy things in life, my bad, I'll go back to bein a depressing sob, happy?

[@casualcraftman1599]

Theirs nothing wrong with looking forward to an upcoming video game, movie, etc. Is just the concept of hype is terrible.

[@JoshLeitzel]

The concept of hype is fine, as long as you can keep it in check and not be a fuckin blind asswad about it.

[@Madrigos]

+Suq Maidic Whilst in reality, it's probably going to be something closer to this: cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349771307560206337/456882482470715412/image.png

[@shanweeboy]

Oh look, game devs pretending things they did in the past never happened so they can tout them as new features.

[@adaments6807]

Not devs, publishers

[@shanweeboy]

Ubisoft makes and publishes their own games.

[@Knights_of_the_Nine]

Wilhelm Klink “First black superhero” ring a bell?

[@shanweeboy]

Yeah, because Blade, Spawn, and that one Shaq played can go eat a bag of dicks. That is if you're referring to movies. I remember when bethesda touted the ability to play as a female in fallout 4 as if it hadn't been a feature since fallout 1. I'm waiting for them to make another mirror's edge and act like there weren't 2 games preceding it starring Faith Connors, an asian american female lead.

[@rithrius5384]

EA Games in a nutshell.

[@Zw285]

4:50 Wow, that was some genuine weariness on his part.

[@ChrisPhelior]

I am still following the creed of the great house Biscuit, may its founder rest in peace. For the uninitiated, said creed is "We do not preorder".

[@Bestesttoad]

ChrisPhelior oh man. I didn't realize he'd passed. That sucks.

[@TheOneLichemperor]

It's a shame. As far as I'm aware - nobody else stands up for the rights of consumers in the games market quite like he did.

[@Wymorence]

You have to love Ubisoft. Their games are bland enough they all bleed together, so they had to quite literally circle the "2" in The Division 2's title.

[@경택오-x4b]

Microsoft (noun) [máikrousɔ́:ft] : the guys who made that funny paperclip thing - Yahtzee Dictionary. 2018.

[@hunterlord101]

Duke Nukem Forever DOOM Eternal Halo Infinite So is this the new naming fad? I guess it's a little better than adding "Resurgence, Revengeance" or "Revelations" to the end of everything.

[@lopenash]

How is DNF new?

[@hunterlord101]

lopenash It isnt, but if this continues one could argue that DNF started the trend of adding synonyms to "Everlasting" at the end of gaming titles to make the game sound cooler.

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

Bumhole Shitters: Resurrection

[@God-mb8wi]

+Mad Cat 74 DNF didn't start this "trend" (it's not) and those other three subtitles were also never a trend. Those are three games.

[@MaxiM_PL]

It's still better than Tomb Raider (2013), DOOM (2016), etc etc.

[@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight]

Let's all laugh at some industries that never learn anything, tee hee hee!

[@jupitersgodzilla7114]

More the like the consumers now...

[@devoidofvoltz2562]

I think the logic behind Bethesda pushing Rage is that everyone knows what Doom is. Like, people are going to buy it anyway no matter if they put out gameplay trailers or not. No-one even remembers Rage.

[@Firestar4041]

Okay, but why did it look like an off brand Sunset Overdrive / Borderlands?

[@Ch4pp13]

because i guess having a super serious tone in a game where you can throw people into the air while bowing someone up and decapitating a charging enemy would be weird?

[@Madrigos]

+Suq Maidic I really like that song. I felt bad that they put Andrew W.K. on stage there. Got flashbacks to that one International where they got deadmau5 to perform at the end.

[@RufusOmega]

No, I remember Rage; I just wish I didn't.

[@shendrickson1979]

Karl Voldemar Palm i remember it.. and how the graphics style made me feel sea sick after 10 min. :(

[@MissFarewells]

Microsoft.. Microsoft... Microsoft... *OH yeah!* No no, I still don't know them.

[@spamhonx56]

...but it'd be embarassing to go back and ask them who they are a second time.

[@RandomTwat]

This joke doesn't work unless you're talking about how much you're living under a rock.

[@MissFarewells]

Guys, issa joke, not a dick.

[@Thomas-sv2ez]

Isn't it that guy that made windows? Wait how do you make a window?

[@titanicww2345]

Actually Microsoft has the best showing and is investing in the future. They are doing backwards compatibility which Sony for some reason is so averse to.

[@GabedalfTheWhite]

How wonderful, I was just binge watching ever video on this channel this week, and here comes another one to help with that binge

[@Dracinard]

I was literally doing that before I went to sleep - I wake up and here's another for the pile. Works for me!

[@kathic6402]

I think the excitement for Fallout 76 has been pretty muted since most Fallout fans want a single player story driven RPG.

[@jacobportdaven8257]

and the more info that comes out the worse it is, no npcs, only meet players and robot butlers, forging your "own story and adventure" and remaking the world your way. i mean honestly the roleplaying aspects in fallotu 4 sucked, and the lines kept trying to jump at you so fast they overlapped each other, and the used the same voice actors/actress so much you hear them literally next to each other (i know it happened in oblivion but that was before bethesda was huge and couldnt afford people) and the roleplaying mechanics didnt matter it was all just a charimsa stat which you abused with goofy clothes and buffed items not getting better at it and picking a list of answers(also no list of answers and the wheel they gave showed nothingo f what you said so that made picking something a pain i nthe ass cus half the time the "right choice" made you shoot a guy) but fuck at least there WAS some kind of rpg elements in the shooter game we got with fallout 4. now its just the forest/rust/ark/long dark/project zomboid/ etc etc etc. with a fallout skin its a very nice skin the art team is still doing an amazing job i wish they werent the only skilled team in whatever chickenshit outfit place they are working in cus dammit they need a better team to make their amazingly detailed and breathtaking worlds ooze character, depth, story and lore that makes you give a shit.

[@jacobportdaven8257]

stalker series has passion and love behind it what it lacks in the engine and graphical details it makes up for in atmosphere and depth. stalker is a much more terrifying nuclear wasteland then fallout 4 ever could be. one time barely got out of the first area got attacked by 2 bandits killed them lost 30% of health used 2 medkits used alot of ammo, wolves decided to hunt me, wasnt paying attention to gyger counter, and was busy dodging wolves with fancy footwork so didnt see the ledge fell down slide down hill into a space distortion and died, saved 2 hours previously. almost made me quit the game but stalkers dont stop till they fat and retired or stripped of everything and dead face down.

[@Sensiav703]

*Get out of here, S T A L K E R*

[@vurtualboy]

jacob portdaven uhhh... I was playing fallout 4 on survival. Killed a group of bandits, left with 30% percent health, couldn't snort stimpacks like they were cocaine like in other games so I was getting back to my settlement before my infection killed me, rad scorpion ambushed me and while trying to run, I didn't see the ledge where I feel in a highly radiated pool. Lost 2 hours not because I'm stupid and didn't hit the easy to reach quick save key, but because you can only save when you sleep on a bed in survival difficulty. Your point?

[@vurtualboy]

To add a comment related to the main post. Most people complaining are those who picked up fallout 3 one day and call themselves a hardcore fan. As someone who played all of them, love the story, world and role play elements, AND knowing this is only an offshoot game, I'm incredibly looking forward to what Bethesda try with this game, and can't wait to play while people bitch and moan. The funniest part is when they aren't working on online games, people seem to want nothing more than play Bethesda's awesome games with other people.

[@cartermullen2531]

This has been the first E3 video of yours that I really enjoyed. Top notch work.

[@DarkMProductions]

Wait... feudal Japan is now an apocalyptic landscape? Huh, who knew?

[@TopTwom]

Dark Mountain Productions During the Mongol Invasion... yes basically

[@GRAFFDEMON]

During the annexation/invasion of any country by a military force you could say it was apocalyptic.

[@viljamtheninja]

Makaroification What? The Mongol "invasions" of Japan were complete failures and they barely made it off their ships.

[@GRAFFDEMON]

What? They were driven back but they didn't "barely make it off their ships." They occupied multiple islands and pieces of land, one of which was Tsushima Island where the game takes place. The first battle of the 1274 invasion.

[@viljamtheninja]

I mean yeah, I exagerrated with my response, but the occupation of a couple of islands and some lands to me isn't quite enough to claim that "Feudal Japan was an apocalyptic landscape".

[@takuansoho5836]

heyhey hey HEY HEY ! WHERE'S MY JINGLE OF LOVE ?! Ok I'll do it. ♫ *"Let's all laugh of an industry who never learn anything teeheehee"* ♫

[@PsychoDiesel48]

Takuan Soho NICE ;)

[@ndi4926]

You should sing for a career. That was amazing.

[@takuansoho5836]

+Ndi Thanks ! I worked hard on that "teeheehee" ^^

[@JimmyRaven]

I think by now that is read by Yahtzee's voice by default.

[@wipeout770]

At an industry, surely?

[@voiceofkevin9041]

>yahtzee reviewing an E3 Me: *drops everything and clicks*

[@themadhammer3305]

Kevin yep, Yahtzees E3 videos are the only good thing to come out of that God awful foul smelling mess these days

[@feralgator1863]

You know you’re doing something wrong when Yahtzee is genuinely pissed about it.

[@coolbrotherf127]

That joke at 2:24 gave me a good laugh.

[@jameswatsonatheistgamer]

Same. He's like fuck xbore.

[@yalisnnaelegia9848]

I was waiting for this more that actual E3.

[@TheLoneLoony]

All I want is for Sunset Overdrive to be available on PC. Nothing against X-Box, but I'm not buying a new console for the sake of one game.

[@darflchorf2732]

Same.

[@rexhex3700]

Welcome to the gaming industry

[@Videogamer96_]

There was leak on the Korean ratings board a few weeks back suggesting a PC version was going to happen

[@blondbraid7986]

Imagine what outrage there would be if they did this stuff in any other medium, just imagine if Disney or Warner Bros decided you needed to buy a separate TV in order to view their movies. I want to play a few console-exclusive games, but since I have limited income, paying hundreds of dollars just to buy a console in order to buy and play a game I want simply isn't a viable option for me.

[@DatGrunt]

Imagine if Netflix only worked with a specific TV or device. Fuck that shit. But anyways, I heard Sunset Overdrive was actually a fun game. I do hope it comes to PC.

[@projectD1S]

Yahtzee should've covered the Devolver conference.

[@RufusOmega]

And said what? They did a thing; we knew they would do the thing; it was funny?

[@FreeManSaysAll]

Last game I pre-ordered was no mans sky. Won’t be making that mistake again. You make a good point. I could imagine how much these companies would sweat if no one pro-ordered for even 6 months. I too miss the days when games actually tried to earn my hard earned cash. When companies weren’t afraid to truly try a new style of gameplay or have an unorthodox mechanic that set the game aside from everything else, in fact back when games weren’t trying to outcopy each other, when a games style plays homage to the roots it came from. The only way we will get control of our industry again is if we can get control of ourselves.

[@willem1703]

Here, here! What we NEED! I was ecstatic to see indie games break into mainstream. I thought "it be a new era", a renaissance. Its been years now. Instead, indie games are awash in mainstream backflow. Mostly doing the same outcopy, trend seeking BS as the AAA world. (The AAA was supposed to learn from the indie! Not the other way around.) Yesteryear's limitations on hardware and software _forced_ level designers to think outside the box. Now we have 64-bit processors and ultra HD graphics. And our games are the interactive equivalent of bleached dough. Plain, tasteless, insubstantial. We have to go on a diet.

[@FreeManSaysAll]

Willem yeah I had high hopes for the indie scene as well but what players and most new indie developers, I feel, forget to realize that comes with small team development is sacrifice, usually in fidelity, to keep progress moving. Alot of indie teams are usually less than 5 to 10 manned teams and most of them are programmers. Which is why most indie game tend to go the 2D route. It’s a lot easier to pay an artist to make a beautiful 2D static image that can use advantage of image parallax vs fully rendered and animated 3D assets. But again you are right, the AAA heads saw what was happening and then decided to hop on the band wagon and flooded the market, whether with publishing support of these small teams or using their highly manned teams and lots of $$$ to push out the innovation and make copy/paste of what is great. I remember when Braid and Super Meat Boy first came out and thinking what a fun twist that these games where bringing to already created mechanics and scenes throughout gaming history and adding a nice, albeit sometimes morbid take on story telling and level design. As the video said, the bloated corporate pigs are too greedy and try to force us to see better graphics with the same mechanics year in and out as innovation. It isn’t and adding in a small handful of new small features with each new iteration isn’t revolution or innovation. The fact that Ubisoft can slap the same game with new coats of paint, I’m looking at you farcry, makes me want to puke. The same can be said with COD, and BF is quickly doing the same. Companies need to follow the examples of companies like Guerrilla Games with Horizon Zero Dawn and take a leap of faith on mechanics that a company has not tried before, doesn’t matter if someone else has, try something new, make it fresh and different. Stop being afraid and stop taking the advice of greedy companies that are out to make the quickest bucks that they can.

[@ollieb9875]

Willem it's supposed to be "hear hear". (As in hear him, hear him or so). ☺️

[@willem1703]

Jake Fields I do appreciate the art of indie games. That is part of their charm. And they still explore more depth into gameplay and theme. Though, I see many independent titles attempt essentially the same things. Not always a bad thing. Maybe they could pool some of their resources more? Through some shared, independently developed/open source platform(s). I guess I hadn't thought about larger companies moving to saturate the market. I can see it. Specifically on consoles and distribution services. AAA titles certainly could do with more chutzpah. There's currently no need to develop beyond what is "safe". Which brings us back to the video. I'm not sure how or if gamers could force a complete change on our own. Maybe if indie developers put pressure on the market as well? Yes. Maybe when those AAA clones get schooled... But yes, let's not pre-purchase. Or at least only after the hype has worn off and some details are released. When we can look with a scrutinizing eye. Ollie B Of course. Yes, that must be it. Thank you. I will... remember that. :>

[@jacobportdaven8257]

my last preorder was almost 6 years ago and it was a greenlight game on steam devs abandoned it and i swore nope no more preorders im done until i see a release date, and then see how the game does 2 weeks post release date its Schrödinger's game it exists yet doesnt exist its in a weird ethereal state of flux and reality kind like a great old one. companies would go into full panic mode if more then half the gaming population just stopped preordering and waited 2 weeks post release and the reason demos dont exist(legal ones) is because youd find out soon enough that the game isnt something you already have, played, or loved before and frankly 60 bucks is a bit much you can wait for a sale.

[@moarika7378]

I’m still excited for Smash Ultimate, I have failed you father

[@SirGenderon]

Dopy Smash bros is Nintendo's Call of Duty

[@basicallyjohn1124]

SirGenderon I don't think five games in the span of like two decades means it's the call of duty of Nintendo.

[@moarika7378]

SirGenderon but Smash Bros is actually fun to continue playing

[@Chizypuff]

In the past they've done enough innovating that there's actually a reason to put out another one. Not that those changes are always good, but it really feels like Ultimate may be the last Smash they ever make. Unless 50 years from now they have 2 dozen new IP's and start smash back up

[@bigwheel3029]

also they don't remove features that have been a Mainstay since the beginning of the series for a Shitty battle royale mode

[@mven]

Need to watch at 1.25 speed for that signature Yahtzee pace

[@europademon]

OMG! Thanks for the tip. It's sounds great!

[@icarussbungeecord7779]

huh, sounds normal to me, I wonder if this vid was slower than usual.

[@Formoka]

I was interested in Anthem.... but it's always online. So it already gave my broke ass the middle finger.

[@Ch4pp13]

when i saw the announcement of it, it looked like something i'd already played before. rhymed with Bestiny, Gestiny, Kestiny and Mestiny. future setting, civilization behind walls, powerful people wearing armour and big weapons to fight evil, RPG abilities and classes, open world, looter shooter, does this sound like an innovative game to you? i don't think it does. it sounds boring, the game will flop and everyone who was rooting for it when the announcement trailer came out are the same people who thinks Destiny Vanilla has a good story with great character arcs. no one but the current Destiny team thinks that Destiny Vanilla has great character arcs, as they think the Exo Stranger, someone we saw in 4 cutscenes and spouted exposition at us without answering legitimate questions, has a well concluded character arc. if this seems long, it's because i can't stop myself sometimes. i'm ready for Destiny: EA Edition to be the closure of Bioware because they can't seem to get a good team together these days.

[@Formoka]

punch3870 I won't argue that it seems a lot like Destiny, but I couldn't play Destiny either. Again, no wifi. So I was excited for Anthem's super suits with customization and flying around in that beautiful and vertical setting. But they made it always online and crushed my hopes.

[@stevelarry3870]

How do you download the games?

[@Formoka]

Steve Larry I use a wireless hotspot generated by my cell phone. We have unlimited data, but the hotspot is still limited, so I can't use it to play online. I generally just get physical copies of games and use the hotspot on occasion to get updates.

[@comicsans1689]

I don't know why you would even want to buy a nu-bioware game or a game published by EA in the last decade. Bioware hasn't made a good game since Dragon Age Origins.

[@RavielUriaHamon]

Actually, in Odyssey you can decide whether the Player Character is male or female while in Syndicate both Jacob and Evie exist in the story and have their own separate missions (and you play Jacob in more missions).

[@Shardok42]

KayKay So, for legit... For the first time *You* can choose of two genders for the main character.

[@SpaceCase132]

That actually puts the marketing into a proper context. Thanks, KayKay.

[@huntermcintosh8173]

KayKay so they took a step back? Instead of having two fleshed out characters, a male and a female, they made them both virtually identical to the point where they are literally interchangeable.

[@SpaceCase132]

I can imagine that your choice of gender could probably make an impact on how the game plays out, incentivizing multiple play-throughs. It might be a stretch, but it could be interesting to see if Ubisoft went in that direction.

[@RavielUriaHamon]

That would depend on your own point of view. Some might argue the gender having no impact on the character at all would be more progressive. Some might think being able to play a female character throughout the entire game instead of Evie having a slightly smaller role in the story than Jacob would be preferable.

[@ST4602]

I don't know how I have only recently discovered this channel but I love the videos they are so addicting and easy to binge.

[@altjay88]

No more pre orders. Seriously honestly please everyone stop doing it. Or start giving the McDonald's in August but don't eat there again until November. If you can't save money without preorders I think you need to reevaluate your entire finance situation

[@crayoneater6034]

RIP funny paper clip thing

[@shittyname2657]

HIS NAME WAS CLIPPY

[@LastCommentator]

AND HE WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE ANNOYING

[@ydahhrk]

ARE YOU WRITING A LETTER. I THINK YOU SHOULD BE WRITING A LETTER.

[@LastCommentator]

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP?

[@crayoneater6034]

HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND

[@12ozpoundcake86]

This is so painfully true

[@robertshirley3299]

That is why we watch Yahtzee, because he is so consistently right about calling BS.

[@polybent9748]

Jay Zilla the only thing Nintendo focused on a bit too much on Smash, no Mother Prime 4, Metroid 3, Pikmin Crossing, Animal 4, Yoshi, but at the same time they did announce something from those games..... oh wait, that's just Smash Brothers

[@usswat66]

Pre-ordering is pointless. Mostly. The only reason to preorder is a guarantee a physical game. Now with digital games. You're always guaranteed to get games.

[@themadhammer3305]

jack black exactly, though digital games are their own special breed of cancer and the reason why I don't play games anymore

[@VitalVampyr]

You can preorder a digital game to download it before the release date.

[@FiresideBoomer]

VitalVampyr yeah but at that point you're paying a bunch of money soley so you can save a few hours downloading it when it comes out while still opening you up for all the risks of preordering

[@Tamacat388]

FiresideBoomer What are the risks of pre ordering?

[@phenomanII]

I say with full confidence that I've never pre-ordered a game. I completely forgot that I bought GTA V on PC "before release", but at that point I'd been waiting for it for a year and completed the story of GTA IV. I loved every GTA game as a dick around driving and shooting sandbox, so I knew I'd buy it anyway. So I bought it like 3 days before the release day in April and got the Online bonus money, because why not. Also, at that point, everyone knew it was a good game (the singleplayer, Online can fuck off) and only the optimization could turn out bad, and I was OK with GTA IV so I couldn't care less.

[@NarffetWerlz]

I'm adding 'frothing from the urethra' to my lexicon. Thank you once again Yahtzee for teaching us how to laugh and love.

[@NOachillis]

"Aw fuck, now i'll look stupid if i ask again" im rolling on thee floor 😂

[@WOLF36554]

Zero Punctuation is my religion

[@user-ip3fs9sc5b]

Zack Smith What?

[@karanvarma4843]

Yahtzee is my spirit animal

[@WOLF36554]

He also is my high priest

[@Dr_Hayabusa]

Thank you for saying it! we have sacrificed a lot of quality gameplay for a shiny thing, nameably, preorder bonuses and microtransactions

[@themadhammer3305]

Dr_Hayabusa and digital distribution/constant patches making it unreasonable to actually play the fucking things

[@Tamacat388]

The Mad Hammer How do patches and digital sales make games unreasonable to play?

[@themadhammer3305]

Thanatos388 because as someone without much free time to play games having to wait hours for a patch to download and sometimes days for a game, makes me feel its not worth the effort anymore

[@Tamacat388]

The Mad Hammer Updates just happen automatically now don't they?

[@themadhammer3305]

Thanatos388 only if your system is left on at all times, which most people don't do

[@oddacity5883]

Ea: *It’s just game, why it have to be good?*

[@isaiahgarraway5568]

Foot Fungi EA: What's a game?

[@Kwak444]

“Stop pre-ordering!” Preach it brother! Preach it!

[@burn1none]

Apogee was the best man, I still love playing all those games and even bought the Apogee pack on steam and got to play all the episodes I never had a chance to play as a kid.

[@northropi2027]

DAEMON X MACHINA METAL WOLF CHAOS XD ACE COMBAT 7 WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES

[@PsychoDiesel48]

Northropi D X M looks sick as hell, MARIO PARTY BACK TO IT'S OG FORMULA FUCK YES!!!! MY ICE CLIMBERS ARE BACK BABY!!! Those were my thoughts XD. Only have a Switch and only had Nintendo/PC my whole life

[@RikaRikaItsumika]

Well I'd be hyped for ace combat if it wasn't for the fact they only showed a trailer...like last year

[@bonebard6178]

BELIEVE IN YOUR OWN JUSTICE

[@awsomesaucekirby]

OH YEEAAAHHH! LET'S PAAARRRTTTTTYYYYYY! MECH AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

[@CadillacDeVilledElegance]

Erik Accorsi I didn't even see ace combat 7 so now I'm hyped lmai

[@acblook]

no talk about the Devolver or PC gamer conferences? Those were some of the best ones!

[@Videogamer96_]

I don't think Yahtzee cares for Devolver's meta humor given his short tirade about them in his Strafe review

[@tranngogiaphat5924]

But pedro is a fun looking game so at least some mentioning to it

[@Sad_Elf]

Not much yahtzee can really do with devolver since they're fully aware of the state of things and took the piss out of the industry as it is,

[@alteh7]

^ Yer good point, cant bash on the people bashing on the same thing. Bashing a dead horse.

[@skolkor]

I can't believe fucking Metal Wolf is being brought over.

[@MythicTyrant]

He didn't talk about the Resident Evil 2 remake...

[@foxsmith770]

It was the only truly good thing to come out of e3

[@gojochillmode839]

And DMC 5

[@sonicsucks20]

Who cares about Capcom anymore?

[@Paradox1012]

sonicsucks20 four words : Monster Hunter World PC

[@VideoGuy232]

sonicsucks20 Capcom makes good games

[@Wherethehellarewegoing]

I love when Yahtzee says "Who else?!" During an E3 roundup. Its a proper culling call

[@RossKroft96]

2:41 THANK YOU 🙏

[@Luciffrit]

Sorry Yahtzee, already installed the blood siphon attachment from my pre-order bonus. I might have done it wrong though... getting dizzy... blood everywhere... I think I'll lay down now.

[@xannosp.6894]

Watching this in May of 2019 is... well... rather disappointing considering how accurate a lot of this was

[@vjollila96]

Well that Spiderman game seems to be pretty cool

[@joesheridan9451]

@@vjollila96 Thought it was massively overrated personally but definitely not a bad game and can't really say it wasn't worth the money.

[@submarineinthesky8946]

YES! Please! Why on earth does anybody pre-order anything?

[@regirayquaza]

I pre-ordered a PS4 Pro Spiderman edition because it looks cool and Spiderman looks fun.

[@kennybrightwell1877]

Because sometimes, I want the real world merchandise that comes free with it.

[@jackgebhardt2932]

I hate having money.

[@BillyMartin4Life]

I Agree, I generally don't pre-order. The only thing I did pre-order was Cities:Skylines

[@nannerdunlocke1231]

"But the E X C L U S I V E VIRTUAL GOOD THOUGH!"

[@fictionarch]

3:03 ah yes who could forget the post apocalyptic fictional world of feudal japan. I mean Its such a fleshed out setting you would almost think it was an actual historical time period. (can't say I remember many stealth kills in the video either.)

[@CuleChick11]

"It's not progression if you're progressing to the place where we already fuck are!" is my absolute favorite thing.

[@igloojoe1]

1:55 is so relatable.

[@boundbythecurve]

I just don't care about preordering anymore. Haven't for about 2 years now. It's been great. I still play plenty of awesome games and I usually save some money because I find out if the games are worth buying before I buy them, and not after.

[@Ratih1945]

Death Stranding = FedEx simulator

[@Ch4pp13]

that's why the game is still so cryptic about what it's about. maybe it's not about some evil force corrupting the land and TWD crossbow guy is the man with the plan to stop it, maybe it's just you delivering packages to people in a post apocalyptic environment.

[@ItsDaKoolaidDude]

*_"Remember, no Pre-orders."_* - Vladmir Makarov, Modern Warfare 1

[@marcusleite7786]

"What was your name again? Mic Ro Soft..." God I fucking lost it at that part.

[@drvertigo3948]

Ghost of tsushima is not apocalyptic

[@theonlycatonice]

Post-Heian-calyptic? (I was genuinely confused when he said that...)

[@DanielDirtyMoney]

Yeah, I think he was looking for "dystopian" but eh whatever

[@settosetto2204]

He's english, he won't know about the Mongul invasion of Japan. Incidently I hope we get to see them get all fucked up by the typhoon.

[@vashido1866]

RE2, DMC 5 and Sekiro were the things that saved E3 for me

[@h_espeliz3347]

Dont forget Ghost of Tsushima(i think i spelled that wrong)

[@adamushu]

Im just excited for Ori and the will of the Wisps.

[@zaracondemi8379]

adamushu MIITOPIA! SSBU! AND LOLING DETECTIVE PIKACHU!

[@ValderCorpOfficial]

Its odd that most of the games you mentioned are Japanese

[@sonicsucks20]

Who cares about Capcom anymore especially DMC? And non Ninentdo saved it because Nintendo is better than outdated IPs that have repetitive gameplay and shitty stories.

[@1blackice1]

I haven't per-ordered a game in 10 years. The whole point of per-order used to be to secure a physical copy of the game early before the retailer ran out of stock. With digital download games, all that is moot now. So aside from bonus content per-ordering is entirely pointless in my eyes. Unless you REALLY want a physical copy which is understandable, if the game you're buying isn't just a CD that contains a digital redemption code, or worse with fallout76, an ACTUAL PIECE OF CARDBOARD.

[@Whawpenshaw]

"alright, who else!?" he says with a stance that says, "come at me bro" How I felt exactly watching this E3.

[@princesshannah7]

It feels like the point of preordering has shifted from "make sure the store has a copy ready for you on launch day" to "this is the Only Way you can get This Particular Item/Character Skin and you don't want to miss out on getting That, do you?" in the past 10-15 years and I still don't quite understand how/when that change happened.

[@SadisticSenpai61]

I'm not pre-ordering anything, except Octopath Traveler on Nintendo Switch - because they released an actual fucking demo for it AND (most importantly) preordering it from Amazon gets you 20% off. And yes, I know I want this game because I played the previous demo they released and I've played through the new demo about 6 times now (starting with different characters each time).

[@ibrahimhassan6566]

Tensai55 What nigga? That Indie that costs 60$

[@ibrahimhassan6566]

Mudd Murdoc Still it’s overpriced for indie.

[@boiledelephant]

Gosh. Demos. Remember when that was a normal marketing practice and most people wouldn't consider buying a game without playing it first?

[@jameswatsonatheistgamer]

I've never pre-ordered anything. I rent them all. Rent now. Buy cheap later.

[@SadisticSenpai61]

Eh, It's a game I knew I wanted and that I wanted it hard copy. Turns out, they ran out of hard copies and are having trouble meeting demand. I'm glad I pre-ordered. That said, there isn't anything coming out soon that I'm really interested in or likely to pre-order (I think this is the first game I've pre-ordered since the Switch came out). I don't pay for unfinished games either, so I just put those on my Steam wishlist and wait for them to be finished. And if they never get finished? I didn't waste my money on an unfinished product.

[@Carlos-ln8fd]

Not including the credits for this one is criminal. Seriously if you've only seen the youtube version run to the Escapist website one to see the credits.

[@RubianGaming]

I haven’t pre ordered since the GameCube and ps2 days

[@Ch4pp13]

where preordering made sense...

[@jonre1536]

I played without dialog and just used subtitles for The Rise of Tomb Raider, "Whimpering Cunt" was such a liberating statement.

[@tylerd5311]

4:26 I have never heard fire in his voice like that before.. I love it!

[@Lone_Rocket]

Yahtzee, you can't stop me from preordering the Super Smash Bros Ultimate console bundle.

[@jerrycoolmanio1]

It's entertaining to look back at this and see that the reason AC Odyssey has the first female protagonist of the series is because the Ubi CEO is a sexist ass, Spiderman was actually good for the reason Yahtzee was concerned it wouldn't be (it was like spiderman 2 movement), and the only reason Athem wasn't the biggest flop of the decade is because Bethesda wanted Fallout 76 to be remembered for *something*. And people still aren't totally sure what Death Stranding was about, because no one wants to claim it was the world's most in-depth walking simulator. Edit: And the fact that everyone, myself included, forgot Nioh 2 existed due to Sekiro.

[@MilkyNep]

I myself only forgot Nioh 2 was a thing because it was a Pisspoor exclusive

[@crsmyth4428]

No more preordering! I vehemently concur!!!

[@PsychoDiesel48]

Well, Getting Nintendo Games when I can get there is better for me on the big stuff. I pre-order literally nothing else ever

[@paulski7307]

Love your videos, beacon of rational thought in what can feel like an endless sea of dull eyed obedience. Keep up the great work! 🔥💯🤘✊

[@gwenblagdon8199]

I’m so used to listening To your voice speaking normally from the audiobook version of “Will save the galaxy for food” That i forgit you could talk so god damn fast 😂

[@bloodyblades7224]

It seems with each new video he puts out I start laughing not because of the creative ways he insults things or the incredibly out there comparisons he makes but more at the fact that it's so true it legitimately hurts I used to love every new game that came into the house as a kid because they were just fucking awesome. Maybe it's because I was a kid and maybe it's because I'm older but I've grown such an apathy for gaming it's not even funny.

[@spicyonions]

There was precisely one game shown which I am fully interested in and actually excited for Metro Exodus. And one which has tickled my interest Cyberpunk 2077. Oh and I don't pre-order I'm actually that intelligent.

[@spicyonions]

nessknowsbest yeah if you are offering

[@adex1236]

Spicy Onions do you need strangers to praise you cause no one likes you?

[@spicyonions]

ADEX 123 damn you've seen right through me

[@Pokemen396]

Anyone who's actually intelligent doesn't say that they're actually intelligent.

[@spicyonions]

Pokemen396 that is part of the joke

[@0ctothorp]

Well you were spot on about Fallout 76.

[@joesheridan9451]

I only play a few games a year so I'm always playing stuff at least 6 months after it came out, that puts me in the fortunate position to 1) only have the time to play the real good stuff 2) be able to tell what the genuinely good stuff is.

[@3e32b05]

i love how this guy just shits on EVERYTHING at e3. No bias, no love, no mercy.