Call of Duty doesn't Want You to Do This...

[@Connlic]

The devs know what players are gonna do if there's a baby on a mission.

[@shanacayde7184]

Yeet

[@randomsilhouette1310]

YEETUS THE FEETUS

[@dragster1113]

Well I would do that do

[@mylittledarkworldjohn4289]

Flashbang going out

[@cotenaijo3112]

​@@shanacayde7184 baby shouldnt've been there

[@ultrablueberry2420]

When even the devs know how f*cked up their player base is.

[@iLIKESNIPERS47]

Fr

[@zeronenine-randomguy]

​@@sovietunion6530 no OUR record

[@Legendnewer]

Players: WE JUST WHAT TO KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN

[@tristin2102]

It’s their fault bruh , had me doing no Russian at like 7 years old

[@Lowyner]

The player base knows how fucked up the devs are too with all their allegations and shit

[@whiteb01summer]

You know you’re a CoD player when you need the threat of being sent to the main menu to keep you from murdering a child

[@zealousdemon279]

LMAO

[@ThePonderingOrb]

Cod devs: "I'm a villain, not a monster"

[@amitchandansingh7414]

LOL

[@itsmytimenow1233]

brainless beast, not a heartless monster

[@skullgaming-hv7dy]

But iam a monster

[@goldengod6117]

Modern warfare is like: “We’re a$$holes, but not monsters”

[@proatbeingnub9945]

correction, its activision

[@momoshouts8078]

Yeah intill you movie into true combat

[@FemboyKaiSaku]

@@momoshouts8078👀

[@mostly._.human2275]

psalms 65:3 😊😊 even though we are overwhelmed by sin u forgive them all😊😊

[@Vanillakitkats]

​@@mostly._.human2275 what

[@WhisPro]

"Kill this baby or you will be punished" He had to sacrifice a good opening for a good loop

[@Local_Liminal_Space]

He won, but at what cost 😔

[@dogworshipper802]

“What the fuck are you doing?” My job of course.

[@Catonwatermelown]

The average American soldier’s job*

[@Jack_Thatcher_]

"No witnesses"

[@harukills]

"No witnesses"

[@butterss1178]

IDF moment:

[@xxkamikazexx5150]

​@@Catonwatermelown Bro thinks only American soldiers kill children lmao so ignorant

[@elichop586]

“Kill this baby or you will be punished” most wise words come from a human

[@anonymous-cf2px]

Yea he just wants people to stick around and watch the video

[@lavaninja2877]

That phrase actually made me go "tf???"

[@cloak7863]

OFFICER I DROP KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELF DEFENCE,YOU GOTTA BELUVE ME

[@alexandrefillot9600]

​​@@cloak7863 Your Honor, my client pleads innocence, for you see, that baby has committed assault against it's own mother!" *[Jury Gasps]* "That's right, as you can see on the echography, the victim's child was repeatedly stomping the belly's walls, meaning Ms [REDACTED]'s gut problems were not natural. My client meant only to teach the child a valuable lesson, he pulled him out of it's hiding place and gave it a proper beating. After that, some bystanders freaked out, while Ms [REDACTED] passed out" Edit : "And before anyone says that babies kick pregnant women all the time, I will remind you that this sovereign nation treats all of it's subjects with Equality, thus, this child must be tried as an adult."

[@mirakop1234]

Hi cartman

[@bazinga4148]

An IDF soldier would never be able to finish this game 💀

[@WissamAmro1]

Fr 💀💀💀

[@mr.magnificent7374]

*”The only thing they fear is you” starts playing!*

[@Vanguard-II]

Wow

[@gwarfan1994]

🤓

[@doomrider905]

Damn, it's tempting

[@Megicmikey]

Doom music is honestly cringe af and overrated, I just had to say it

[@doomrider905]

@@Megicmikey I dissagree

[@pew9078]

"Children are non combatants." Child Soldiers:

[@CloakerV8]

POV: The Hitler Youth from 1944 to 1945

[@Azyne]

POV : the Clones

[@cerberus3508]

Bo2

[@Frezied_flame_Vyke]

Like fallout 4 you teach CHILDREN HOW TO SHOOT AND BRUTALIZE ANYTHING IN YOUR WAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF EM.

[@falklandswar2]

@@CloakerV8 fuck you beat me to it

[@ColeEclipse]

“Remember, no child support.”

[@grandmaster510]

Vergil on the way

[@Keltorthegreat]

​@@grandmaster510I am the storm that is approaching. PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION. I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAME

[@exeticm4k]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Samson420Terrazas22]

Nahh g tripping 😂😂 fr tho 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@BlickSum740]

sum wise words😂

[@thegoofygoodman]

“kill this baby” alright i’m redownloading the game to follow orders

[@bbbrrruuuhhh1959]

Good soldiers follow orders

[@taylorbrown7426]

@@bbbrrruuuhhh1959 Good soldiers follow orders

[@BeignetCODM]

​@@taylorbrown7426 Good soldiers follow orders

[@_quidd]

@@BeignetCODMGood soldiers follow orders

[@micojuano]

​@@_quidd Good Soldiers Follow Orders

[@theoneandonlyufomini-bot]

"Kill the baby or you will be punished!" *"As you command my liege"*

[@TheGoldSerpent]

Yes My Master 😂

[@butterss1178]

USMC and IDF be like:

[@mrgoodnigth6742]

Good soldiers follow order

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

"Master Skywalker, there are too many of them! Whatever shall we do?"

[@Alpha-command]

Yes sir

[@SilllyGoose_]

The person who killed the baby three times in a row to discover this is a menace

[@kingking-ci1gf]

Your honor have you heard of the phrase "curiosity killed the baby"

[@markopolo1271]

Nah just standard gamer antics it's like jumping off the tallest point to see if a game has fall damage you just gotta try somethings for "science"

[@VincentVanHalen55]

​@@markopolo1271 nah bro. Shooting babies is not "standard gamer antics"

[@markopolo1271]

@@VincentVanHalen55 yes it is you're just not standard then my guy if there's something that can be done in a game leave it to us to see if we can you can deny it but it's true

[@nekoking6948]

excuse me? what'd you say about me? 😡 💢

[@jakevolosen2929]

“Kill this baby or you will be punished” caught me off guard for a sec💀

[@hyurinnagata1616]

Ayo wait HOLD UP

[@stepan7830]

mee too

[@Tonald_Drump666]

Same

[@superMicah]

Same

[@RandomasticRobert]

The second i heard start of this kill this baby or u'll be punished i was like ayooo wth

[@Phonko_phobia]

"kill this baby or you will be punished" *At the end of the video*"that's why don't" Bruh taking never let them know your next move to whole different level💀

[@leptispa_miyamotoy]

“Kill the baby or you’ll be punished!” Pitbull named Princess: “Sounds like a perfect job for me.”

[@NoppyOwO]

she is cute she is a good girl but most of all she solve overpopulation

[@Leadinthewater]

Pitbulls named Cupcake

[@catalintimofti1117]

🎶🎶now this looks like a job for me🎶🎶

[@squibledibble]

@@catalintimofti1117 immediately thought this

[@ceilingfane7633]

​@@catalintimofti1117 so everybody just follow me

[@SpookCheds]

“Children are non-combatants!” Obama:

[@superdanyal2009]

That's brutal lmfao

[@_TheForeverVirgin_]

NAHHHH

[@im_gallos]

Sometimes they cause casualties

[@Wodiex]

Well

[@doctornick17]

Oh god 💀

[@bloodysimile4893]

COD: Your horrible! Your irredeemable monster! Player: what? What? What took you so long, idiot?

[@PorgBo]

“Kill this baby or you will be punished!” Game of the year right here💀

[@Snickers-ev8hv]

💀💀💀

[@Christall5]

Well its the opposite in the game

[@GavirlDSeries]

666 likes💀

[@adithyanplayz7545]

​@@Christall5no shit Sherlock

[@avgeek_d00d86]

​@@Christall5 did you watch the first 5 seconds of this video or what?

[@gm0506]

"children are non combatants!" Austrian painter who dropped out of art school:

[@Mattvolko]

"Doesn't matter if is a child or not, it must be killed"

[@Ave_Satana666]

​@@Mattvolkowho said that the black panthers? funny mustache man was gonna send the long nose theives to Madagascar before England stepped in and defended people who forced Germans to eat their kids due to fammon.

[@Ave_Satana666]

​@@Mattvolkoeveryone wants to act like the Germans started the war why did the Jewish people just so happen to be so close to the Germans in their seemingly final hour like vultures waiting for you to die

[@Ave_Satana666]

​@@Mattvolkowhy did the Jewish people have German gold in their mouths why did they laugh at Germans eating their kids after taking all their food money ancient relics for the treaty of Versailles.

[@Fritzso]

@Adolf Hitler WHY YOU HERE BRO ARNT YOU DEAD

[@revanamell1791]

It does a good job of conveying "just because it is moving does not mean it is a target".

[@gutssparkle]

It’s not gonna survive without its mom anyway

[@randomguy-kq4qy]

"Kill this baby or you will be punished!" "Good soldiers follow orders.."

[@tankeboy6811]

"Jesse look at me! We know eachother for a long time and-" *What are you saying mr Rex? I can't hear you because we are blasting at the jedi scum! Scream louder!*

[@miguelcarunchod.1493]

Comment bots

[@LordParticle]

Only fetuses care about likes

[@SpillyWilly_]

The edit ruins the comment

[@randomguy-kq4qy]

@@SpillyWilly_ i hate doing it aswell i was just genuinely wondering why everyone liked this horrible comment

[@the_lumbago_band]

“Kill this baby or you will be punished” Good soldiers follow orders

[@sniperak4791]

read last one

[@MadGBBR]

​@@sniperak4791woosh

[@Megafragger_]

​@@sniperak4791yes, buddy, that's the joke

[@oncezek]

@@sniperak4791 this joke flew over your head

[@ahmesbaloshy472]

Ay Star Wars reference

[@Sammyman842]

“ But if you shoot the baby a turd time” 💀

[@Tacoman-uw8ry]

“Kill this baby, or else you will be punished!” 💀💀💀

[@MrMagistralMalik]

Cults be like?

[@gurshangill7950]

Is that a problem kid he misypyed

[@Tacoman-uw8ry]

@@gurshangill7950 Shut up, if you watched the entire thing you would understand

[@lazerbeamAndCo]

​@Fewfar8 no, you can just leave them alone

[@lazerbeamAndCo]

​@@gurshangill7950 that's not a mispel, that's his atrocious attempt at making a loop, resulting in something else entirely.

[@godsavethequeen5783]

It also eventually tells to take a break from the game.

[@XboxAxisII]

Bruv

[@unknown0158]

How many times did you kill it?

[@poopfarty2631]

​@@unknown0158 fr

[@PrimeDirective91]

…pretty sure if you get that bonus message on top of being kicked to the main menu you’ll probably get added to some kind of FBI registry…

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@Tushonka-Ted]

Instructions unclear, in federal prison now.

[@ernestoacosta7918]

Pardoned by president, work in PMC now

[@ErrNOT]

Imagine them saying: "Are you a psychopath? Stop playing this game and visit your local therapist" 💀

[@yeah4419]

"Sorry Captain, the intrusive thoughts won"

[@Princess_Azula_daughterofOzai]

“ a turd time “ 💀

[@gorebox_NEWS]

😂😂😂

[@MMMForgotten21]

😂🤣

[@thepanthion]

T'ird = Third Racist.

[@Phoenixprodz598]

No need to make fun of people cause there voices

[@milo_the_murr]

​@@Phoenixprodz598ill do it once. Or maybe twice. Then ill come back and do it a turd time.

[@marcosgonzalez4207]

The punishment is so hard that i accidentally quit the video when he said "before..."

[@race10ftw]

“Sir you killed a child” “Great job, that right there is why you are the boss”

[@zombiegamercat777]

Not funny at all

[@akronarr]

@@zombiegamercat777 Then why can't you just ignore it then? Ever heard of scrolling down? you're crying about the same joke in every comment, getting annoying already.

[@zombiegamercat777]

@@akronarr Well, for one thing mate, I'm not crying. And using your words against you, why did you stop and reply to my comment instead of just scrolling on? 🙃 Hope you have a wonderful, blessed day! Jesus loves you! ✝

[@akronarr]

@@zombiegamercat777 you don't like dark humour and thats the point of it, its not the type of humour for everyone, no one in an normal state of mind would willingly do that to an baby, just because you don't think its funny doesn't mean that other people can't laugh at it. And about me just scrolling down, you're the only one here going on every comment saying "Not funny" or "Not cool" as if its going to solve anything, But you REALLY look like you care about the time that i spend commenting, so i will just follow your advice to not reply and follow with my life.

[@bofa722]

​@@zombiegamercat777 why didnt jesus save the baby ☹😔😱

[@Rickityswooty]

Its not a war crime, its denying the enemy potential future recruits

[@zombiegamercat777]

Not funny. Babies are innocent.

[@Rickityswooty]

@@zombiegamercat777 Even babies aren't innocent, they prolly murdered a kitten while their mother wasnt looking

[@zombiegamercat777]

@@Rickityswooty Wow. You don't see anything wrong with murdering a baby. I hope and pray dear friend that God opens your eyes and helps you to see that this is wrong.

[@Rickityswooty]

@@zombiegamercat777 Ever heard of jokes?

[@foxtrot-iq8cd]

​@@zombiegamercat777 bro doesnt know what a joke is lmao

[@donamariecruz4587]

"War Crimes Is Never Innocent." -Cpt John "Price"

[@goldenalex22]

The first second of this short…. Me: ❗️🎦🎉

[@Darthmiyagi21]

At the beginning he is evil, at the end when it loops and he is no longer evil, he is greedy

[@johnanthonybalogo2864]

Bro took the whole new level "no child support💀"

[@Doge_streamsofficial]

Not even funny man just sad😢

[@theguest2984]

You tried to be funny but its oki.

[@DINNERturk]

​@@Doge_streamsofficial yeah and later someone will say "ItS nOt A rEaL bAbY"

[@rocioquiroz11]

​@@theguest2984p

[@FinnyTheFoxX]

price be like: well damn guess thats a orphan now AYE GO HELP THE BABY *but in british person language*

[@aaronhamilton6704]

Imagine if the game bans you from the campaign for killing the baby and you have to wait for 25 hours.

[@corvenraine6301]

........... actually

[@kunzite0]

@@corvenraine6301 ……….. actually

[@joller.]

I go in there with doom music playing and fire a shotgun in the face and throw a flash at the baby no more seeing mommy for the rest of its life lmao

[@rm0379]

we both seen the same video

[@Lil_teag]

You’re so tuff and edgy

[@zombiegamercat777]

You are so perverted that you find killing babies funny?!?!?! I hope and pray you repent of this way of thinking.

[@BATTLEFORPOWER69]

This is also a sad part of call of duty where they killed the mother but just put the baby in the crib

[@SadBred]

"i'm gonna kill the baby" "why?" "you want him to pull a fucking batman move on us???" "yeah,good point" Shoots baby

[@zombiegamercat777]

Not cool or funny.

[@eliezermarquez226]

​@@zombiegamercat777its just a joke relax.

[@cubebutpro298]

​@@eliezermarquez226bro just said it's not funny and then u come with a relax like he is comitting 3rd degree murder

[@Notfilipnojo]

Devs was not having it

[@rileypadilla7754]

That’s a good loop you made, I genuinely thought before the end that I had to kill the baby

[@TheFrosty_1]

Thank you, consider yourself delightfully decieved

[@Julian-uk6mj]

​@@TheFrosty_1 actually a super clever way to use the loop. Bravo 👏

[@unknown__0126]

*gets kicked to the main map* Me: *PROCEED TO GO TO THE SAME HOUSE AND KEEP SHOOTING THE BABY*

[@fnm249sawtoo]

"What the fuck are you doing?" He's resisting. Considering Gaz was a police officer originally

[@TheGeneralGrievous19]

"Children are non-combatants." The mother: 👁👄👁

[@canyougetthat507]

Mooder*

[@sumoiscool2127]

"Are you serious?" Me:yes i am just let me enjoy the game.

[@corruptdevil2957]

The galactic empire begs to differ😂

[@dayshag5257]

"kill this baby or you will be punished!" is wild bro, you got me the first time

[@thfpt]

I had a small burst of laughter after seeing a grenade thrown into a baby's crib...

[@Shadowkiller-dq2ju]

My response is “just ending a threat before it becomes a threat”

[@HAZEY3308]

Japanese during ww2: i don't see the problem here

[@pollyx6644]

"Kill this baby or you will be punished" Got me in the first half

[@Darth_Traitorous]

In American sniper the main character was going to shoot a child AKA non-combatant because he had a fucking rpg but at the last second the kid dropped it and run away. The main character had orders to kill anyone that had a weapon. Let's also not forget BO2 child soldiers.

[@Rando_TheRandomCLIPS]

Meanwhile teenagers once gta 6 releases with kids in them: *weaklings*

[@Shipstealer]

“Ready Ike?! Kick the baby!” “Don’t kick the goddamn baby- whaaaaaa!” **crash**

[@4thblox]

e

[@MaxwellTheCat458]

*_Are You Serious_* *_*Casually Kicks You Out Of Game_**

[@Lipsey1]

I like how they knew people were going to do that for curiosity😂

[@ashtonnix7707]

Children in war who are armed aren't children, they're combatants.

[@floatinjellies]

If this were a drone mission- you’d be given a purple heart

[@unsealedhades76]

Nah with Biden you'd get all war awards and probably a doll or ice cream to go along with it if he could remember what he is doing there the whole time he is there without forgetting then he'll forget all about it as soon as he looks away from the person as he does in every video I've seen of him but he'll forget what he's talking about then he'll keep blabbering on about random things and describe America as and I quote "hehaklfhmepu" which he has done once so far I wouldn't be surprised if he did it more

[@KlampyToad.]

“Children are non-combatants” That one flashback mission:

[@Lonely_4_Ever]

Ain't a war crime, we are just denying them future potential recruits

[@zombiegamercat777]

That is a horrible way of thinking.

[@Donavonn2576]

Activision is like - “We’re Evil but not that evil”

[@TheDarkfrostElf]

“Children are non combatants” sir I swear that baby had a gun

[@zombiegamercat777]

Killing babies is no joking matter

[@jimacorriveau3714]

Me to I saw an rpg in it's hands

[@raritybelle6876]

Boss you killed a child…… Amazing! Mission complete! That right there is why you are the best, Boss. The one and only

[@WhoIsLynx___]

"Children are non-combatants" Farah when she's a kid:

[@Pearly31034]

There not combatants *YET*

[@garethkalum8297]

Spawncamping

[@goose827]

This was after a video about kids in a children's hospital lmao

[@kapitanpunox9156]

bro just threw granade at the baby💀

[@casualbagelknight]

Won’t stop me from killing it. Too much fun 😂

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

They just shouldn't have given it a hitbox, like Braith from Skyrim. You know we all tried to kill her. 😅

[@Madara-e8d]

Not me and besides what if someone you love got shot wouldn't you cry to I know it's a game but it's. messed up

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

@@Madara-e8d uh.. Braith doesn't have a hitbox.. so swinging at her for being annoying doesn't do... anything 😅 I was making a case for why video games shouldn't allow actual hit boxes on children, this was a joke. Calm yourself, adventurer.

[@Boris._.Vr._.890]

"Are you serious?" "Yes, Sir." "..."

[@mythicrarity5463]

Me trying to go for the super secret calling the police irl because I am psychopath ending

[@rdr.scarface]

-Ready Price? Kill the baby -Don't kill the goddamn baby -KILL THE BABY

[@emmtee9482]

"Children are non-combatants!" Israel:

[@Jaker21]

Imagine watching someone's livestream and they pull that move 💀

[@R2YTC]

Children are non combatants. Obombna and bombden:

[@wastrelperv]

Bombsh? No recent president is innocent of this. Vietnam with Kennedy was hardly sunshine and rainbows. And he's got a great reputation.

[@macewindu6853]

“Children are non-combatants” *throws grenade in crib*

[@quintontsai35]

Bro took “watch to the end” to another level

[@celestewithgun8898]

smh this is why we should all read 1984

[@TheUSgoverment]

Ah yes, my favourite example of authoritarianism. "Please don't shoot the baby"

[@geopoonaniluva4141]

>trans flag opinion invalid

[@celestewithgun8898]

@@TheUSgoverment i should be allowed to shoot babies

[@celestewithgun8898]

@@geopoonaniluva4141 did i ever asked about my gender?

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@Eyvind-w4e]

Why does call of duty force us what to do?😞

[@stormrelic814]

The baby looked at me wrong

[@stanpl-gaming]

Anakin skywalker smiling from heaven

[@ima_lemon2918]

“Flash out!” “Frag out!” “Smoke out”

[@chrisbond1301]

The first time it makes you look bad asf. But the second time around it’s safe 💀

[@FLYINGWEINER]

"Kill this baby, or you will be punished!" *I now have 90 years in federal prison*

[@rettr1]

there was three option here: 1. happy mother and child 2. orphan child 3. non living child

[@mtenmatay4514]

Bet that baby's name was makarov thats why he wants to get revenge

[@willy_019_]

"a turd time" got rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂

[@bloodwolf2002]

Don't kill children MW2, YOU LITERALLY SHOT UP AN AIRPORT. ACTIVISION , please make your minds up

[@RandomFurry07]

Eh They penalty us with friendly fire anyway

[@DTI.Teddie]

devs: children are non combatants also devs: davis family vacation

[@MemeLover-Ks246]

"kill this baby or you'll be punished" but at the end it said "do not kill the baby or you will be punished"💀

[@BestPlayz1]

When someone says: Kill on sight

[@MeriniMohamedAmine]

"Childreen are not combattants" Israel : 😮

[@Hyper_The_Brazilian_Dragon]

What kind of monster shoot a baby 3 times? You can't be that psycho

[@3minecraftslater963]

"He had us in the first half not gonna lie"

[@arapetaedwards2988]

I guess he has beef with babies

[@why_do_you_read_these]

First time watching: 😦 Second time watching:😃