Battle Crimes in International Waters

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[@destroyerofworlds938]

Dan looks like a physics teacher that is beloved by all his students because they know he can be easily distracted by asking him about Rush albums

[@Know_Clu]

This is so specific yet so accurate

[@coralscorpion]

Gotta run out the clock somehow

[@beanzzzzzz4331]

omg this is so real

[@RapsCalorie]

I had a Spanish teacher who was like that with baseball. Unfortunately, I hate baseball - so it was a far longer year than it would've been if we just......actually learned fucking Spanish.

[@TheForgottenOddKing]

nah he loos like a pathetic beta em0 cuc. oh WAIT he IS nothing but a pathetic beta em0 cuc!

[@rad4924]

Arin is simultaneously the world's best and worst strategist.

[@gamerboy7962]

*Laughs* 🎶🎵"FEEL GOOD!"🎶🎵

[@ReTranslated]

Cause he's facing against Dan who thinks "Arin can't be THAT stupid" only to be proven oh so very wrong

[@ilikethecokev2]

He's the worst, the best, and above all else, he's Arin And we wouldn't have him any other way

[@armandoblanco-naranjo1208]

Arin is so stupid at games sometimes it annoys me 😂

[@TheRedRobin96]

I was surprised to see that Arin is actually pretty good at Battleship.

[@emilygappel]

Responding to “I’m gonna pee on you” with “You can’t. I’m too fast.” is such a power move. 😂

[@meatharbor]

It was actually the "ok" in response that really got me, as though this was an excellent point that he hadn't yet considered.

[@maxevocal]

The "feel good" after the derranged laugh was top tier

[@devinward461]

City's breaking down on the camel's back...

[@stitchlover4381]

​@@devinward461They just have to go, 'cause they don't know wack

[@TindraSan]

@@stitchlover4381 So while you fill the streets, it's appealing to see

[@gummygoo2]

@@TindraSan You won't get out the county, 'cause you're bad and free

[@stitchlover4381]

@@TindraSan You won't get out the county, 'cause you're bad and free

[@emmawaters5531]

Dan grimacing at the most normal drink options ever is just further proof he only consumes turkey sandwiches, chicken nuggets and water

[@genghiskangaroo32]

Also tea and coffee, which as a whole is simultaneously the most childish and the most old man shit anyone could consume

[@benanderson89]

I'm actually there with Dan. Shit like Red Bull is *disgusting*.

[@tinywhale3954]

It's the genetic jew stomach!

[@julieneff9408]

And plain Cheerios.

[@emmawaters5531]

@@genghiskangaroo32 you’re so right. Our beloved old man and 6 year old boy hybrid

[@granthargraves6080]

I like how we went from Allie (50% sweetheart, 50% goblin) to Vanessa (200% goblin) and things got so much worse for Arin and Dan

[@formerJIM33333]

Vanessa said she would never pitch anything she wouldn't do herself. As it turns out, however, her tolerance level is much higher than theirs.

[@estrangedstrayed6274]

Her saying "I didn't" at 12:45 was pure concentrated goblin

[@Penquinn14]

@@formerJIM33333 im shocked the boys dont call her out on that more often for the crazier stuff. they did the one time and she said it then but they could make a running bit of getting Vanessa to do the thing with them whenever it gets really unpleasant

[@apollolux]

50% sweetheart, 50% goblin, 200% chance to remember the name-oblin? ;)

[@pantyosashu8137]

What happened to Allie?

[@connithan7081]

something about seeing the other side of the camera and it being a featureless gray room is sinister to me

[@41tinman41]

It's like swinging the camera around 180 at a sitcom TV series

[@Solais1019]

It just means there's plenty of room to continue decorating with more 10MPH chaos!

[@emmabolton5990]

Fr it makes me think that the 10mph is filmed in some sort of effed up interrogation room

[@Levyathyn]

Because it makes this look like a hostage video. That these two poor boys are being held at gunpoint in an underground bunker and are being forced to consume baby formula.

[@CostaMarino-bb2wu]

dude totally! what happened to the nice color room they normally film in?

[@cipherfiedart7338]

Love the episodes where Arin gets progressively crazier and we’re reminded that Dan will die an early death

[@leciii7831]

Dan will die an early death‽ ‽ ‽

[@SamRK-1000]

@@leciii7831wow I’ve never seen that exclamation mark before

[@Vespuchian]

@@leciii7831 ooh, an interobang! How rare to see one in the wild, much less three!

[@wingedfish1175]

​@leciii7831 yeah hes said before his crippling stomach issues will likely lead to an earlier death

[@leciii7831]

@@wingedfish1175 please be kidding

[@victoriarhode8948]

I recall Vanessa saying once "I wouldn't pitch anything for you guys that I wouldn't do" and honestly that just makes me worried for her more than anything lmao

[@Sbock23]

Props to art team or whoever made the actual boards and boats it looks really good

[@ConeJellos]

You are easily impressed.

[@clawcaps3224]

​@@ConeJellos You're lame

[@pillowdargon]

My very handy friend has made these, too. He broke them out at the last New Years Ever party with actual liquor, we were all horrified yet impressed.

[@magicalmysteryperson]

"you jam them all in the middle?" "no!" (jams them off in the right bottomhand corner)

[@ItBePatYo]

He is correct. He did not indeed jam them all in the middle.

[@Bakouru]

I was so surprised by the "Feel Good" at 8:41 it made me spit out my drink

[@NOTIAREPANDA]

Same here, caught me very off guard.

[@makotroid108]

Lol, dude same. Spit my coffee on the desk.

[@tastypotato9272]

Arin's on a roll with the Gorillaz references lately

[@devinward461]

​@@tastypotato9272 what else did he reference?

[@tastypotato9272]

@@devinward461 he referenced the intro of DARE in the "can it sausage?" video

[@EBEvitt]

Growing up I would always cluster my ships like Arin did and I would always win while my opponent would become increasingly frustrated. Needless to say no one ever wanted to play battleship with me

[@Iluvpie6]

Because it’s cheating!!! The ships aren’t allowed to touch!!!

[@lxckystars__]

@@Iluvpie6 i have never heard of this rule. i didnt cluster them bc it never occurred to me but i have never heard that ships touching is cheating 😭 not meant to be rude just an observation

[@Molten_Anarchist]

Yeah, I feel like the ships touching rule is obscure; I've never once heard of this rule in all my life.

[@gogokowai]

​@@Iluvpie6 From the official rule book from Hasbro: "Do not place a ship so that any part of it overlaps letters, numbers, the edge of the grid or another ship" The wording isn't great since someone could argue that touching counts as overlapping, but they also have a sample image of a "correct" setup in the instruction book where ships are placed directly adjacent to each other with no gaps. So I would say it's not cheating. It's a very risky strategy though that depends on your opponent not discovering your pattern until it's too late. It only works if the opponent doesn't expect it and their guessing pattern doesn't check the corners. A less risky alternative would be to have 1 or more of your smaller ships away from the cluster, so if the opponent finds the cluster early you still have a chance.

[@DreamFoxVideos]

@@gogokowai yep, overlap essentially means "on top of". A term people could be confusing it for is butting. So there is no rule against Arin butting his ships . :P

[@Maxxatron]

18:09 "i1" "No you didn't" I love these two

[@emmawaters5531]

Dan looks like my older cousin who talks about Cryptids and Rush albums and teaches acoustic guitar at the YMCA on Wednesdays

[@zombieponcho]

omg your cousin is secretly Dan?!

[@pixlsw0rd443]

Dan does love his Rush

[@scrubtug6507]

I'm sorry, did you mean the ymja?

[@JoeyKlu]

Your cousin is awesome. That is a weird sentence to type out to a stranger on the internet, but it's the truth so here we are.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@scrubtug6507 ha. i get it.

[@ThruHerEyes]

Dan with glasses hits WAY different then regular dan

[@PeacefulAutistic]

He usually wears contacts. Maybe he’s just becoming an older man.

[@molag-ballordofdomination2065]

​@@PeacefulAutisticI mean, he's in his 40s

[@gamerboy7962]

​@@molag-ballordofdomination2065And he'll be 45 soon!

[@Saxdude26]

King Candy: "You hit a Dan WITH glasses... that's... ... well played."

[@ClintEPereira]

Regular Dan Yaoi Dan Glasses Dan. I see no difference love is love 😉👍

[@MollyKillers]

“You love those corners, you mongrel” this killed me 😂😂😂

[@ChrisatMIT]

vanessa looks like a delighted little kid proudly admitting to their crimes after arin said she didn't clean out the baby formula from the glasses

[@tonyprice4259]

It’s actually kinda impressive how close these games were.

[@cookiesyruplover]

Which makes them all the more painful but good for television!

[@danni_2618]

Dan out here lookin like a new Dream Daddy DLC character

[@elsiebartlett6808]

Arin: *crying after his baby formula* Editors: “Connecting with his inner baby” 😂

[@briangruenewald7536]

Now he’s gotta go to one of those diaper cafés…

[@gamerboy7962]

Did you know?: At age 6, he was born without a face?

[@OmegaGamer1989]

Dan didn't need to connect with his inner baby, cause as we all know, he's already a *sexy widdle baby.*

[@Limpurtikles]

That "Feel Good Inc"-laugh from Arin took me out by the knees.

[@thewetfruit765]

I love how at 18:23 Dan goes from sad and confused that he can't find Arins ship and then immediately transforms into an evil overlord.

[@bexclearly]

there is a deep and specific pain in arin's eyes at 7:16

[@chiquitin_o]

i saw it after this comment and i actually burst out laughing because i have never seen so much emotion and despair in a man’s eyes. and it’s over baby formula

[@emilybarclay8831]

I have genuinely never seen a man with such a broken soul. He has seen the lifeless corpse of god

[@inuzrule]

Vanessa's "I'm in danger!" killed me 😂

[@WheeliePhiloslothical]

LOL me too - I wondered at that moment if she goes in to most episodes like "Is this the one that gets me fired?" lol

[@ConeJellos]

I wish that was literal. 😂

[@jeulrie]

lol that mr. bubbs impression though hahaha 5:49

[@NeoGi0]

The resemblance is truly uncanny 😂

[@LordHonkInc]

11:14 No Arin, they're called Seamen

[@cookiesyruplover]

Underrated comment!!!

[@erikarincon3619]

It's 2024 and they're still going strong with the Mr. Bubz reference and it makes me SO HAPPY

[@sserafims]

9:58 the defeat in dan’s voice is absolutely killing me

[@PeaceChild3456]

19:25 the fact that it said "we ship them too" is quite the hilarious pun 🤣🤣🤣

[@Aggiemayson]

midwest does that as well: no yea: yes yea no: no no yeah for sure: absolutely yeah no for sure: absolutely

[@godspeedyoublacknerd]

You know that room gotta smell crazy

[@TheFranky49]

Friend: Don't mix booze and beer! Me: Don't mix energy drinks, baby formula, and condiments. Friend: What? Me: ...

[@jimmy-breeze]

Me: don't mix booze and 3-Methoxyphencyclidine and Flubromazepam alpha-Pyrrolidinohexiophenone and,

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

mixing hard alcohol and beer is actually a quite common mixed drink. plenty of cocktails have both. this has been a friendly reminder from Professor Buzzkill.

[@emilybarclay8831]

TIL booze and beer aren’t the same thing

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Arin's childhood punishment of being put in the corner was all shipshape when he would eventually use that discipline to (baby) formulate the ultimately unbeatable Battleship strategy of clumping all his ships in one corner.

[@SamRK-1000]

I had a stroke reading this comment

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@SamRK-1000 really? seems easy enough. maybe the puns threw you off?

[@SamRK-1000]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 yes they did, I got really confused really fast and the “(baby)” DERAILED ME instantly

[@Cruxis1712]

​@SamRK-1000 put baby in the corner

[@johnrrr6091]

It was lemon juice... "iT wAs LeMoN jUiCe!" Friggin killed me lol

[@tomisabum]

Local ADHD viewer in the comments here to tell you, the person reading this, that the closed captioning crew had way too much fun this episode.

[@nikkid1759]

as an emetophobic, i seriously appreciate that, if you do get sick, you don't show it on camera. i've been watching for so long and i still love to watch yall have fun and be funny.

[@jamiepandahugs8246]

So this is confirmed safe? 😭 from a fellow emetophobic

[@viciris]

I just paused the video for five minutes looking for a comment like this because of Dan’s trash can 😭😭 (also from an emetophobic)

[@eljarhead]

confirmed safe. dan has a fairly sudden spit take at 17:37 but that's the only thing that might be triggering

[@youkaisoul]

Also an emetophobe nervous with every gross food-related 10mph and Dan's poor digestive system. Thank you for confirming the episode is safe, @eljarhead! I definitely haven't had the episode paused for the last 10 minutes since the appearance of the "chum bucket" while I desperately skim the comments!

[@the1newcomer]

whenever they curse and ask if it's allowed, I imagine they have a board somewhere with all the curse words that are and aren't split in the middle with green and red text that's constantly changing

[@WheeliePhiloslothical]

I'm probably in the minority but I find 'nonswearing' actually funnier - like when the subtitles said son of a BOAT when Dan said b**ch, I think it would've been funnier if he'd said boat (and on theme, lol). I just find nonsweary swears funnier in general, also insulting someone by calling them inanimate objects e.g. "you utter doorknob!" "You sack of hair" etc

[@peepoodoodledoo]

“It’s supposed to prevent burps” as they have it chase Mountain Dew, Red Bull and who knows what else.

[@Shadywolf09]

Arin semi singing the song from Beauty and the Beast at 16:08 is something I needed

[@Alex-K94]

The big plot twist is... no one wins in this case. They all had to suffer. Even the crew in the studio.

[@madelinedemens]

"Feel good" had me rolling, Arin's comedic genius strikes again

[@slayer_comma_the-91]

12:47 “I DIDN’T” what a goblin, love that for us

[@paisakong]

I love Vanessa's energy, she being so expressive was the best idea ever.

[@MalificPlaza]

"BY ONE!!!" has the same energy as "u cant keep getting away with this"

[@ashwain24]

“I’m not that stupid” *whispers* “Time to be stupid” - Arin 2024

[@ShotAsteroid]

Imagine drinking a shot of mountain dew and reacting as if it's jack daniels

[@countskippy]

Jack isn't bad, though... Now, if we're talking Canadian Mist, then I absolutely agree.

[@tobeyandtally]

Some people don’t like things

[@cookiesyruplover]

I can't drink any of these as much as I can't drink alcohol. Dan probably can't either. I mean he can but he would rather not. That's what it's like to have a sensitive tummy. My tongue immediately screams NO when I try something haha

[@tutalilly]

sensitive boys

[@Cheese_Meister]

Let us all take a moment to appreciate how hard someone worked on the props for that set👏👏👏👏

[@QuixoteBadger]

How many jobs are out there where your boss isn't a total jerk, and you still get to torture them for fun anyways?

[@oscaru737]

“I gotchu on camera now” 5:49 “Feel good” 8:41 lol

[@TheRedRobin96]

“I DIDN’T” the twisted joy in Vanessa’s smile is so great.

[@ShihTzuPosting]

4:37 yes you did, Dan

[@blunderbass851]

that is SO MUCH LIQUID to drink in this timeframe

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

in an hour? seems normal enough. not a great combo of things, but the volume doesn't seem like an issue to me.

[@tobeyandtally]

@@miguelnewmexico8641dude that’s like 12 cups of liquid… 17 shot glasses per game at 2oz each multiplied by three games.

[@cookiesyruplover]

That's what the Chum Bucket and the friendship is for ✨

[@SetariM]

The editors for these episodes are amazing with the sound effects and screen effects and stuff. Bravo, guys.

[@KyleDB150]

5:30 "Shipbuncher" is my new favorite insult

[@Mama_Gobos_Apl]

Somehow Arin squishing all his ships into one corner is so freaking in character its amazing

[@skemcesisetlt2293]

"we ship them too" screaming crying throwing up

[@harryr2431]

I really love how these fully grown men struggle to drink a quarter of an ounce of red bull or whatever

[@ocarinaplaya]

Just Dan. He has a sensitive tum tum

[@tobeyandtally]

Shot glasses are usually 2 oz, so 4 would be 8oz. I’m with Dan I can’t handle energy drinks or soda

[@ocarinaplaya]

To be fair the idea of red bull mixing with baby formula curdles my stomach so I can imagine it's way worse for dan.

[@lindsayshanks7555]

I didn't know Dan had glasses! He looks so handsome! :3

[@ThatRedHusky]

"If you're feeding this to children you're an animal!" Correct. We are in fact, mammals.

[@OmegaGamer1989]

Is that why we do it like they do on the discovery channel?

[@lithium444]

We all would trust the Grumps in naval combat, especially if our soda and pickle juice are at stake

[@mavericked]

was a really big fan of dan's descent into villany in this episode

[@sodone4593]

"How much went in your mouth?" Dan "Don't phrase it like that please" Dan later "I kept the stuff in my mouth" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@plutototoh]

['YOU-KNOW-I'M-NOT' THUD] is a priceless caption 😂 I love 10MPH, everyone on the team is amazing

[@julieneff9408]

I have a broad palate and a fairly strong stomach, but the combinations involved here are nauseating. GJ guys!

[@willowjewelG]

Relax squidward, ponytail Dan is just too good looking. Imagine him wearing glasses. *Dan puts on glasses* Oh no, he’s HOT!

[@GreatWightSpark]

Corner-loving shipbuncher!

[@Bahbyhruh]

How do I always forget mondays are 10MPH now😭 At least it's always a nice surprise

[@fireblade295]

I never do. Its how I'm reminded its Monday.

[@katy_banks]

5:48 ref to probably one of the funniest dog videos out there 😭😭💀

[@queenhalalie8266]

like a minute in and I'm loving Arin's Dr. Doofenshmirtz look!

[@cjrobinson210]

Please consider more ideas that Dan can fully participate in without murdering his intestines in the future.

[@TheSpektrum1989]

"Did you jam 'em all in the middle?" "No!" >jammed all in a corner

[@ShinjiteFlorana]

The frking Gorillaz reference at 8:41 GOT ME.

[@Hyperbeaner]

That part made me feel good

[@knowuh7735]

That Mr. Bubz reference at 5:50 had me crying

[@2873surabi]

See this is the smart way to play this. My best friend and I made the terrible choice to have two different alcohols in each shot. You took one of the shots if you missed and the other if you hit. This backfired on me because I would miss her and have to take one shot, then she would hit me and I would have to take the other shot right after. The game lasted two hours and I took so many shots that I ended up throwing up.

[@FrancosBabyGirl]

Poor Dan but his name calling was freaking hilarious!🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰

[@Starrskreem3591]

"Sound like an Australian, yeah nah. Nah yeah." Me, an Australian, "yeah nah, that's not how we sound."

[@natalie_v0.1]

arin looked so sad saying "..its baby formula" at 7:14 lol

[@jackrinaldi9098]

They should have put water in one of them for a contrast

[@bekkaanneee]

the continual bleeping of non-dan's-mouth things when dan curses is still a great bit

[@technicallyshyworld2663]

"kisses and hugs, candies and nugs" would be a FANTASTIC slogan for a dispensary

[@austinclements8010]

MOTHERRRR, SINK MY BATTLESHIP!

[@maniacmog]

Dan: "I pulled a muscle in my neck wooing." Such a tragically relatable statement. *sighs*

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

As if by magic, both Neal Pizzini Animations and The Grumps uploaded at the same time- guess it's gonna be a Game Grumps kinda lunch today

[@emmawaters5531]

A good kinda day

[@kayleighwukovich8318]

Same

[@lordmusty]

Through the magic of publishing schedules, anything is possible.

[@xislomega242]

Dan with glasses is a surprising new character, but a welcome one to be sure!

[@D-OveRMinD]

I don't know why they keep doing food and drink challenges like this when they know damn well that Dan's stomach can't keep up with it. It's still funny to watch though.

[@Atlasintokyo]

I don't even care what the videos about. I'm gonna play it because every day I watch you guys on my lunch break I'm so excited.

[@TheDmanone]

my love for Danny's suffering and over the top reactions after calmly trying to take things on like a champ shall never die.

[@marissamason596]

The little explosions are great.

[@briangruenewald7536]

18:10 Dan, you are the hero of Koridai!

[@WeGoblinFolk]

Golly!

[@user-vh7bm4lj5b]

I’m so hungry, I can eat an Octorok

[@tracymartell4040]

I hope this is a secret pilot for Game Grumps tabletop games bc I would totally watch the shit out of that.

[@boxcar9407]

This was absolutely one of the best 10 min pow hours.

[@SaberCompany]

Having them drink baby formula is super villain levels of evil. That stuff is so vile

[@thatluckypanda_]

Dan’s glasses… Dan’s glasses… Dan-

[@danni_2618]

He's turning into a Dream Daddy

[@sweetpea2604]

Dan’s ponytail & glasses…🫢

[@GeneralSchwartz]

I'm convinced this episode was engineered to produce maximum Dan suffering

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

Despite having such an elaborate custom setup, this episode already feels like one of their most chaotic by the moment at 2:31 alone

[@JillyCookeMusic]

9:30 *[cue lo-fi jazz organ and a spoken "2”]*

[@cicadabreath]

I thought y'all were trying water from around the world 😂

[@Teriiiyakiii]

Slap a tier list on it and you'd have a solid episode

[@emmawaters5531]

Someone’s writing that down

[@canigohome2896]

They should do a taste test of different water flavoring products cause most of them are god awful

[@s0mniosidae]

​@@canigohome2896oh that's a good one

[@undeadgentalmen]

Dan took a critical hit after the lemon juice.

[@okaminokuro]

Dan got more competitive and sour than i did when i went axe throwing with my family and I AM HERE FOR IT!!!!