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[@mikaelam815]

*The creators of Talk to Transformer checking in on their AI in 6 months*: "WHY DOES IT KEEP TURNING EVERYTHING INTO SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FANFICTION?!"

[@Fia_Faustus]

"And why is it so good that I can't stop reading it??"

[@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher]

Didnt the internet do this to one AI a few years ago?

[@gargoyles9999]

Mikaela Martin this is how we will defeat the Machines

[@dickolatemccabe2509]

@@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher lol yeah microsoft made a bot and 4chan turned it into a nazi

[@henkilepsilon6396]

I think literally every AI that has been put out to attempt to learn from the public has gone insane, or at least ceased to function as its creators intended.

[@ggonzale69]

“He quickly went.” Where?!?! He’s in a bathroom. He just went.

[@hannabooklover]

He came, and then he went

[@Dante48909]

@@hannabooklover "He came, he saw, he went."

[@crystaleunoia3974]

_Which bathroom?_

[@Smartz118]

He did. He seen. He went.

[@ggonzale69]

Hanna Booklover Venit. Vidit. Et cacas.

[@elizabethm1698]

Sometimes I think about the fact that the world would feel like a very different place if Arin’s name was spelled Aaron

[@tori1884]

A-aron

[@7Soul123]

"You do? Oh that's great"

[@Clairembify]

Aaron Hansin

[@WilltheHedgehog02]

Or Erin.

[@DementedDuskull]

Elizabeth Mathis Fun Fact: Dan pronounces Arin's name as if it has two As. we say "Air-in" but dan says "Ah-Aer-In" and pronounces both As in a fluid motion. It's quite beautiful.

[@ViolentRunn]

Forget adding "the Hedgehog" to Sonic, it mentioned Amy and her being a lesbian and she wasn't even in the prompt!

[@flightlesschicken7769]

It probably "recognized" the name from how common it is used in association with the name "Sonic". That said, very impressive

[@fackingcant6528]

Yellow Snowman Came down here to see if someone mentioned that.

[@LimeRavioli]

This Neural Network feeds off of the internet. Seems like it's eaten a lot of fan fic and news articles.

[@truebornseeker9767]

Exactly! I thought that it would just take from like a name generator or a baby name website when the AI itself has to come up with names but *it actually does research when given a character name?????*

[@s_napps]

But it was all accurate

[@ArtekGeneral]

"What is my purpose?" "You write sonic fanfictions." " ... Oh my god..." "Yeah, welcome to the club."

[@themelnova]

I, uh, may have stayed up until two am reading sonic and Amy smut...

[@alyssasalmon4883]

Heidi Cousins we all do something akin to that at one point. ...Right?

[@themelnova]

@@alyssasalmon4883 I hope...

[@FacelessDeviant]

"What are we supposed to do with these?" Use them to make skits that you act out and record it.

[@WannaBeJalex]

Weird that my results always turn into some porno

[@General12th]

@@WannaBeJalex Then *act out and record it already.*

[@bpviridian4149]

Yes Please!! Perfect quarantine material right here lads!

[@mauropereira187]

Jordan Lopez You should your results as skits to the higher ups at P*hub

[@s_napps]

Give them to Ben Swartz

[@riddlemorgue]

Arin: " *AGUaGghaUaha* " Dan: "hello and welcome to *_ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵉⁿᵗ_* "

[@gensou777]

Yes I also watched the first 10 seconds of this video

[@riddlemorgue]

@@gensou777 😂 sorry I just arrived when the notification came up and I didn't know what to comment

[@gensou777]

Emma Murchison lol it's ok

[@ohexenwahno5652]

AGUaGghaUaha the French champagnehasalwaysbeencelebratedforitsexcellence

[@camthornburg6094]

i read this comment before the video started playing. the world has pretty good comedic timing.

[@averageaf4321]

"Are you even wearing any pants?" *mario thought about that question*

[@FirstnameLastname-xt1rr]

"I'll leave"

[@LifahM11]

Imagining a muscular 6’2 Mario is stuff of nightmares

[@insanitybrickboi7168]

Or wet dreams

[@lordfawful1229]

You've either spent too much or not enough time on DeviantArt

[@notsure1969]

I can only imagine how tall and lanky Luigi is in this scenario.

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

He got the Fabio treatment.

[@quinton1630]

"Luigi? Luigi? LUUUUIIIIIIIGIIIIIII!" *Jumps into the lava to rescue Luigi* "Mario!"

[@TheNightmareFish]

"We're friends, but you're not my friend, and you'll never be my friend." Yep, that's how humans talk

[@BetweenTheLyons]

Yeah, Professional Wrestlers say this verbatim constantly.

[@Lucifersfursona]

I’ve been in friendships like that 😂💀

[@АлексейОсипов-э9ц]

it is super anime to talk like this

[@SkvarkTheOneAndOnly]

Happy to provide

[@severignbuchanan2040]

"I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend but I'm a little glowing friend; but really I'm not actually your friend." - TMBG

[@bekkahj1057]

But how did that "Eat the lettuce" prompt turn into an actually decent start to a fanfiction though

[@doofs]

Only half way in the video. Holy shit I'm in for a good ride.

[@rattatattattattat2027]

669 likes

[@Rubenlostit]

Thats how all of them start lmfao

[@rachelsyrup]

So I just went to the bot and tried my hand at it, and uh.... here we are: *"Man, Dan!" exclaimed Arin.* *"What's wrong Arin, my love?" asked Dan.* *"Well I just want to watch some good, old-fashioned anime!" Arin replied.* *"So why're you so bummed about it?"* inquired Dan. "Because I'm my dad's youngest daughter! How sad!" Arin blushed at the memory of being called a child by her father and she tried to show off a small smile. However, Dan merely smiled and suddenly he pushed Arin's chin into his thigh. "Don't be

[@theycallmeal5608]

This should be the pinned comment omggg

[@jackdiddles4304]

yes 69 likes boiiii

[@games4lifefreak]

Doubt. This one seems like you wrote it lol.

[@katelynscott6597]

0-100

[@rachelsyrup]

@@games4lifefreak lol well yeah, part of it. I wrote up to "so why're you so bummed about it?" and then the bot took over. 😂

[@soupfistDEV]

I typed in "Princess Peach had to take a massive" into the generator, and I thought the AI would finish with a story about how Princess Peach had to take a massive shit. It ended up being way sadder than I thought it would. So here it is: Princess Peach had to take a massive dose of her painkiller medication just to keep herself from crying. Her doctor told her, “I’m sorry you’re not happy. I think it’ll be the most important surgery of your life.” The Princess looked down and said, “My heart can’t take this pain.” It was the end of the Princess’ life. The Princess was suffering from cancer and was being treated with chemotherapy, but the Princess couldn’t take it anymore. The Princess’ doctor said, “Princess, you’ve already taken too much medicine and there’s a good chance you’ll die.” “If you’re not going to give me the surgery I want then you’re not going to give me the surgery I need!” the Princess shouted. “Well Princess, I don’t think we’re ever going to be friends.”

[@GrayeIra]

Jesus christ.

[@bhostress]

Wow that's sad.

[@julix_lxre]

*"I don't we're ever going to be friends"*

[@yamicivetta5252]

OH MY GOD WH-

[@cooldude3843]

Jesus

[@zombiemex4043]

Danny: "I can't handle these cliffhangers!" Now he knows how we felt about their Ace Attorney episodes.

[@Arachninja752]

TAKE THAT, Grumps!

[@fluttershy1126]

Anthony Marino OBJECTION!

[@Jelkluz]

I generated one and it's pretty spicy. Arin approached Dan gingerly. "Danny?" "What's up Arin?" "Do I smell almonds?" Dan grinned, showing his toothbrush to Arin. "Taste like almond biscuits." "Well if that's what you're smelling..." "Give it a try," Dan pushed Dan away. "I want to taste you." "No," Danny insisted. "I'm not going to use that." "Because I know how strong it is," Arin offered. "You wouldn't dare taste that on me." "Well... I

[@theatomiclemon1]

Oof, I'll be in my chambers if you need me.

[@andressaferraz859]

"Dan pushed Dan away" LOL

[@rwaitwhat]

Now every time Dan tries to push his hair out of his face and fails, I'll be thinking "Dan pushed Dan away"

[@aveoxus1139]

Suddenly George Takei appears: "Oh mhy"

[@MikeBSc]

*_Show less_*

[@OrangeSlices185]

Power Hour idea: making food using an AI generated recipe.

[@thepotatolord1679]

How do I like a comment multiple times

[@ThatLadAndre]

AI ingredient list: 5 squeezes of mElOn. 1 bet of 23. 6 dew its. 3 presses of BEEEEEEEE 7 ounces of shitty sonic games.

[@dollbit2770]

@@ThatLadAndre Instructions unclear, my house was set on fire.

[@amateuruncle]

tried this. prompt i put in was 'a recipe for chocolate cake': "A recipe for chocolate cake. Rather than boiling eggs and sugar together, the recipe recommends adding butter to one pan of water. To pipe the batter, you could use a butter knife (or a toothpick), or you could just break up the butter into tiny pieces and place into the pan to make 'layers.' The recipe isn't clear whether you will make the 'layer cake' layer one day and the butter-flavored cake the next. From the post: 'The normal cake layer 1 recipe and recipe for butter cake 2 does not refer to baking a layer cake or a butter-flavored cake. So there's an opportunity to be creative.' 'You have to get the batter into a pastry bag. Then take a circle and put the butter." yum

[@s_napps]

This easy to make recipe will make you crave life more!

[@Burentsu]

"Ah The French" A romance novel starring Arin the Grump and Danny the Not so Grump.

[@KasperMcKay]

I highly recommend you look up “orson welles drunk wine commercial” on KZbin. I’m like %98 percent sure that’s where that title comes from and it’s quite a gem

[@Maniac4Bricks]

@@KasperMcKay yup, Danny mentioned it on an episode one time, forget which series but it was amazing to watch the original.

[@isaaca.garcia8958]

Aaand they're the game grumps!

[@kiannalashai9313]

Mine took SUCH a weird turn Arin leaned over to Dan. "You're such a sweetie!" A huge smile lit up his face. "That's because you are my friend!" Dan said happily, as if this was a secret. "Yeah! I'm a good friend! I promise!* A big smile appeared on Arin's face. "I love you too." "I love you too too!" Dan repeat with a happy, chipper smile on his face. "Now if you'll excuse me," Arin said and started to walk away. "I've gotta go meet my new mom and dad!"

[@rexcake]

I...wut?

[@theamericanyoutuber]

Holy shit...

[@rexcake]

@Anna Moore how are you both?

[@Sean-sw5qv]

How do I access the AI that writes this?

[@smsry]

@@Sean-sw5qv just search "TalktoTransformer" and you'll find it.

[@ericeric9043]

Dan: "It's like, 70% exactly the way we speak." Arin: "Yeah, like, kinda?" Dan: "Like, this would be us on an off day, where both of us are kind of distracted, but word-for-word perfect..." So this bot is a perfect Dan simulator.

[@lordfawful1229]

Dan: "It's like, 70% exactly the way we speak." Arin: "Yeah, like, kinda?" Dan: "Like, this would be us on an off day, where both of us are kind of distracted, but word-for-word perfect..." Steve: "Yeah, and it'd be like just like, get the school on the clock." Dan: "That's what I like to hear." Steve: "That would be absolutely brilliant, and like just let me hear it." Dan: "Yeah." Steve: "You mean like

[@deltav864]

Dan: "It's like, 70% exactly the way we speak." Arin: "Yeah, like, kinda?" Dan: "Like, this would be us on an off day, where both of us are kind of distracted, but word-for-word perfect..." Arin: "Yeah, totally." From there the show is back to business as usual with us talking mostly about cars, or whatever interest we have now. We both talk about the nice turbo Super V8 engines and realize this is what our lives will be like in 10 years. Human addition: So I guess in an alternate reality they're the Car Grumps :)

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

I think he meant how it had Arin going off on some random tangent and him just replying like "yeah okay i guess this is happening now"

[@MekeninzoUG]

Dan: "It's like, 70% exactly the way we speak." Arin: "Yeah, like, kinda?" Dan: "Like, this would be us on an off day, where both of us are kind of distracted, but word-for-word perfect." Arin: "I'll tell you what, that would be awesome." Arin can't stop raving about how everyone else in the room loves the phrase "Kool Aid Sucks." They also get a message from a teenager named Courtney and her father, Brad Hey, dad. How's it going, Dan? I saw you say, 'Kool Aid Sucks,' on Sargon of Akkad. That was really neat.

[@Sephifhy]

Yep, 70%=100%

[@Nihilistic_Delusions]

I really like Dan's big orange shirt, jacket, snuggie thing.

[@theamericanyoutuber]

Right?

[@Sephifhy]

I think that’s a robe

[@AuDHDarling]

Duster cardigan?

[@pieguy5323]

I’m afraid that you guys are making it write too many fanfics and eventually all the robot will know is fanfics

[@lewatoaofair]

I mean, they gave it a prompt about eating lettuce and it still turned it into a fanfiction, so I think the damage is done already.

[@kovatoro]

You say that like it's a bad thing...

[@narutoxzx123]

*Good*

[@governor_explosion]

I’ve watched a few other streamers play around with Talk2transformer (Vinesauce Vinny, Vargskelethor, Jerma985) and they were all writing fan fiction as well- if it turns out to only know fanfiction, it won’t just be because of Arin and Danny.

[@TurtleStranger]

This is a good thing

[@imnotcreative27]

5:56 “I don’t know” Dan could and should voice act and that shows it

[@tatteredarmour]

so THIS is how riverdale episodes are written!

[@jack-wulf]

*Mario looked into Sonic's eyes. "I-I can't go on like this..." The hedgehog gasped. "Don't you know I love you?"* It asked sweetly. "You... You'll know..." They embraced lovingly. "I love you, Sonic!" his voice broke. '- - - 'Farewell, Master Knuckles' The music blared. It was the sound of Sonic lying prostrate, his back broken by the screams of his compatriots, blood gushing out. A tear dropped down his Okay then.

[@vortexflowarts7417]

Wooaahh that got dark quickly

[@Jadeezy_]

This is Transformer telling us they're tired of Sonic prompts

[@satan5894]

This sounds like a really dark fanfic and I want to read it

[@cazualgaming7873]

I'd love for someone to generate the "Man door hand hook car door" thing from there Sonic playthrough and see what happens

[@AshysWolfie19]

I'm on it!

[@marsisgay936]

Izzy VerSteegh wow, door isn’t a word anymore

[@SupermewX300]

@@izzy5032 That's a lot like Wheel from Doki Doki Literature Club.

[@katie6846]

I just did it and this is what it gave me lol- Man door hand hook car door out onto ex VW range will free you from your own car door we have much price GENERAL INFORMATION GENERAL INFORMATION Quotations (grammar) Market Description Professionals Transport

[@kUr0k0chan]

@@izzy5032 door locks door. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@IronianKnight]

I'm really loving the image of Sonic having an existential crisis over his inability to locate milk

[@WolfHeroEX]

I really appreciate that it revealed Mr. Koopa owns a dairy business. He's finally moving away from his obsession with Ms. Toadstool. What a time to be alive, truly.

[@Fia_Faustus]

He gave up his kingdom too! A lot of story potential

[@temporaryfind]

Arin and Dan really out here getting invested in fanfics about themselves

[@steampunkfox]

Mario wears overalls. So IS he even wearing pants?

[@scarletbard6511]

He wears bellbottoms underneath his overalls.

[@governor_explosion]

I misinterpreted that initially as Mario asking if Sonic ever wore pants, and now I’m trying to think if he ever canonically has worn anything besides sneakers and maybe a scarf. Maybe he has in the comics.

[@Emily-jw2oi]

That’s why he’s gotta think about it. What constitutes as pants???

[@toonbat]

Overalls are just very sexy onesies.

[@oldgames4377]

“Alright just lose it 0:00“ “Go crazy 0:00” “Oh baby 0:00”

[@StardustGalaxy129]

That gives me an idea

[@vordjoncus]

Me: *Has been playing with this bot since their episode.* Also me: *Didn't even know they were taking fan fictions.*

[@JayTohab]

F

[@bassplayertaylor6983]

Pretty sure they said it in the first episode

[@cheeseypuffzforyou2302]

@@bassplayertaylor6983 they did

[@Airou7856]

I ALSO DIDN’T KNOW I knew they said it the last episode, but I didn’t think that they would actually collect them, I don’t even know where you would submit these.

[@lovelenivy]

okay but me too

[@coobru]

Mario: I'll have to think about that: "Are overalls pants?"

[@Lukethefox]

"Hey Danny" said Arin, "Do you know the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?" "No" replied Danny. "It is an ancient legend" started Arin, "Darth Plageueis is the giant in the legends that told that the gods were not gods." "Rise and shine" replied Danny as he sat down on the couch. "Now, what do you know about Astraea's folk?" "She was a lady of brilliant mind and knowledge" explained Arin,

[@jasbep4118]

*r i s e a n d s h i n e*

[@ussxrequin]

Culture grumps! Folklore grumps?

[@peterson7082]

@@jasbep4118 Mr. Freeman.

[@Lucifersfursona]

Good

[@symphony_in_plaid4592]

I need to start using "rise and shine" as a response in otherwise completely normal conversations 😂

[@-VoDkAsVengeance-]

"Sonic dashed for the glass of skimmed milk" is the last thing I wanted calmly read to me by Daniel Avidan is a calm and gentle voice.

[@keegansmith5988]

If this doesn't produce some Game Grumps Animated, we've failed as a species.

[@camiellerue5280]

Can we talk about Dan's cute ass cardigan thing? Cause its adorable.

[@battleframestudios8989]

Here's one I got today. "Where the hell did I put my grumps' shirt?" Arin asked as he frantically searched through his basket. "It couldn't have gotten far," Dan replied. "It has no legs to speak of." Arin chuckled for a moment. That really was cute, the smug streak in his voice. "Uh, can I help you get these up for my new friends?" Arin inquired before he took a deep breath and hopped up on the coat rack. Dan's whole body shook at the absurdity of the situation and Dan couldn't help but laugh out loud.

[@losersinc]

*Dan took the lemon into his hands gingerly* "mmm, this is spicy." This stuff has to be some kind of spice, Harry." Did Harry think I was stupid for wanting to see the inside of our neighbors house, even if it could have some biological value to it? It really couldn't be anything else; I've been inside if the sensors are working. "It is. It's probably a funny name, too. 'Lukey Lupin Tinkle Pomfrey. It's so funny when you don't get a crazy list of what

[@OurJynx]

"Are You Even Wearing Any Pants?" would be a great name for Arin's Batsu Game.

[@tomecabrita6775]

*The "I don't know" at **6:01** is beautiful*

[@dielawn8814]

I met them in an airport once in Orlando we were both flying to Georgia it was pretty cool I love you guys

[@RileyRivalle2]

Unorthodox display of hubris, but very well.

[@sunsetsoup]

That's cool! It's always neat to be reminded that cool people actually exist, and you might just be able to meet them!

[@Whatnoticus]

Their arms must have been tired.

[@komaedakat1583]

it takes a lot of confidence to read a fanfiction about yourself, even if it's ai generated.

[@FSFSFS101]

And This Is What A Man Is 2: Sonic the Hedgehog from Sonic the Hedgehog

[@DeathBatBabe97]

The disappointment on Arin's face at 7:10 gets me every time.

[@stephenbrown4698]

Regarding the fan fiction in which Mario “quickly went,” I understand that as him quickly urinating and defecating as necessary, considering he’s in the bathroom in this story.

[@kimberlywilson8517]

but he brought a towel...so he went into the shower is another possibility

[@hanthonyc]

@@kimberlywilson8517 It was a *lot* of shit and piss.

[@rotion3]

• Dan in this episode: “it’d be cool to check back in with this after 6 months...” • Me finally watching this 6 months later: “Well then...so much for that”

[@sonicducktheinoccent]

My Bot-generated comment reads: This show should be called "The G-Spot." I think the battle is lost (Edit: This wasnt actually bot-generated, ive been leading a crusade to name this show "The G-Spot" for a while, and may have inadvertently confused some people)

[@blacksiopao]

Kraken: You're welcome.

[@noa670]

Gspot hit

[@grop6988]

Hell Yeah! This is where all the Gamers hang out!

[@stlngds]

Clearly they're absolutely 100% no-backsies decided on calling it Good Content. Whatever androids dream of, those dreams have been crushed.

[@simonlee4504]

@@stlngds this show should be called Sex and Other Drugs). Never fear: there are a lot of safe, cheap ketamine pills available on-line and even from the other side of the country in Canada. If the latter fails you, there's always rocket fuel. The word ketamine comes from an old Germanic term meaning "lamp" and the French ketamine "vinegar" which means "bizarre". An old type of Ketamine which is known as LS (Ketamine XR) and the name of the drug suggests it's a good sedative

[@librabeauty23]

This AI refuses to write smut and I don’t appreciate that

[@_50_ducks_]

It attempted to write a lot when I used it, and it made me highly uncomfy

[@icyachilles5078]

"In the future all comedy will be randomly generated!"-a prophet

[@swimmyswim417]

WEED EATER

[@SewerRattt]

WEED EATER

[@ethanfisk6710]

THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF AUTO-TAINMENT

[@karyncanup4311]

The prophet Lawrence

[@kittithekitter]

WEED EATER

[@Maryroselan]

Welp, here's one: Arin looked at Dan. He wasn't impressed. "What a weird mustache! Are you trying to copy me?" Dan responded: "I am." "Well, so be it. If that's the way you feel, I will take it off." "You're going to make me throw it in the garbage. And you will never be as strong as a bunny! I could beat your head in and it wouldn't move." Arin moved his hand away from its small hand and smiled at him. He then put the sword away as if he never

[@SebHaarfagre]

What the, where did the sword come from all of a sudden, that escalated quickly!

[@Fox-983]

As if he never what? AS IF HE NEVER WHAT?!

[@angeleyes4us200]

Someone should put in a sentence from Brian's fiction The Beej in and see what the ai writes out

[@JamotHica]

YES

[@raptorwolf3852]

Ah man. Back when AI was a fun novelty and not an existential horror

[@Robin-sq8jt]

Amy is the lesbian icon we all needed.

[@bonniefazbear1987]

Queen

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

The rumor come out: Does Arin and Dan is AI?!

[@elizabethm1698]

I need to hop on this and make some Phoenix/Edgeworth fics

[@WilltheHedgehog02]

I'm actually a little disappointed that (seemingly) no one wrote anything about Phoenix and Miles.

[@RanMouri82]

No, Phoenix/Edgeworth/Gumshoe~

[@LordShrek13]

"Ahh the french" Danny said as Arin told him to eat the lettuce. Arin paused and said "What? I haven't had a french in weeks." "You were using french fries for your potato salad." Danny said thoughtfully. Arin raised an eyebrow. "And I used french fries as the main dish." "Yeah but I made you eat the french fries." Arin said while slicing his salad in half. "Don't be hard on me." Danny said following Arin's example. Arin split his This is word for word what I got from the first paragraph. You're welcome.

[@marctarz]

They should try to type “the rumor come out, does Bruno Mars is gay?” and then see what the AI does.

[@devongreen3929]

Marctarz they did they in the first one

[@SebHaarfagre]

*The rumor come out, does Bruno Mars is gay?* I mean he didn't even know what gay is," NBC's Today show host Matt Lauer asked. "I don't know what you're talking about," Cranston said, adding that no one at the SAG Awards knew his exact birthday. Cranston, who has dated supermodel Gisele Bündchen, also told ABC's Good Morning America this morning that he doesn't want to perform at the show because his love of music has made him "a walking risk."

[@AS-qr9vh]

I got "The rumor come out, does Bruno Mars is gay? Sound off in the comments" Which was pleasantly succinct.

[@ouji8809]

heres what i got from that prompt! the rumor come out, does Bruno Mars is gay? The answer may be "no." To clarify, he did state his sexual preference on stage. The adage "if it's in your heart to do it, do it" is not a bad statement for a gay man or a heterosexual person but for someone who is gay or bisexual, it's a drastic misinterpretation.

[@myososheep7922]

Here's what i got, and it's gold lmao The rumor come out, does Bruno Mars is gay? On November 20th, 1997, Bruno Mars was born. And shortly after that on July 24, 1998, he was hit with a rumor that he is gay. A lot of sources can't even say he is gay. A lot of rumors have been spreading that he's not straight. It's not true. He's still straight. Also, that he is gay. That rumor has come out in the past. Bruno Mars hasn't been living up to the sexuality that he portrays in his songs. As a matter of fact, he hasn't been giving out that image. A lot of people can say

[@Rock.Magic_Boogie.Man_2112]

This was mine: *"I see," said the blind man to his deaf son pissing into the wind, saying "It's all coming back to me."* And it was all coming back to him, although it was probably best that I hadn't seen him before. Even if the man with no eyes was the heresiarch of the Judaic Pantheon, the workmanship was spotty, the stitching usually just wrong. But if you asked him about it, he'd be willing to overlook it, not because it was some sort of sacred matter, but because it was fun.

[@techmo8397]

"AAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaa" -Arnold Hanson 2019

[@themasquerade9868]

*Arnold Handsome

[@robinpolito7252]

Zinogre Slayer *-Arnold Hanson, most of the time

[@BBoy4040]

Wait his name is Arnold?

[@techmo8397]

@@BBoy4040 yes, as confirmed by our former president Barack Obama

[@nekomancer47]

10:53 Dan turns into a Tomodachi Life character.

[@PapaSage]

Can I get just an entire 10 min of that warm up please

[@Sharon_Hocutt]

one hour

[@Maniac4Bricks]

10 minute - power hour

[@Sharon_Hocutt]

OAIUB:TA

[@taizomichael7294]

My best BGS ever: Me: Mario held up a gun to Kirby's head. "Was it you who took my Butterfinger?!" He pointed over to Link. "Or was it you?!" BGS: "W-What? No!" Link yelped, backing up into a corner. Ike was watching from another room silently. "I didn't know! I'm sorry for doing it!" "WHAT THE FU-" Kirby dived at Link at stabbed him in the large intestine. "You're going to kill him!" Ike yelled. Mario strutted up to Link. "Don't speak."

[@morrisbeauregard286]

I guess the show's official name is "Good Content." Still a good name, but I think I liked "Whatever this Show is."

[@allou82]

Definitely liked the old name better.

[@Iluvpie6]

I need fanart of 6’2” muscular Mario quickly wenting

[@iliannamccaskill2303]

7:08 Arin’s disappointment seemed so genuine. He wanted to know what would happen with him and Dan! Such a gentle little “aww...”

[@Derpy241107]

I tried to force it to write a Reylo fanfic, but the bot created a scene where Luke becomes enraged by a porg, and he attempts to strangle it with his lightsaber. Neither Luke nor the porg were in the prompt, but it's the best thing I've ever read for that paragraph alone.

[@Mezurashii5]

Prompt: "Hey, I'm grump" Arin said. "I'm not so grump" Dan replied. TTT: Arin looked at his pants for a second before slipping them back on. "So, did you see the news?" "Oh yeah, a clown was caught on video being beaten up" Dan said. "He was doused with scalding water and had a knife attached to his head. There are also a bunch of gruesome pictures of the suspects, basically asking everyone to ask their questions. I knew one of the suspects yesterday, he worked in

[@SebHaarfagre]

That first sentence, I'm crying :'D

[@oddcrafter1270]

Holy shit.

[@brian4594]

This is oddly specific

[@xordell1622]

“Pushed Into the Bed of a Hedgehog” is honestly the funniest I think I have ever heard

[@jonathanrobinson8926]

Suzy modeling your shirts gives me life.

[@cwispy1812]

This show should be called “The G-spot”

[@itz_grass5890]

No it should not

[@CyberBlastoise]

(Bolded bit was the prompt I made) *Arin: You ever think about life?* *Dan: Yeah, man, all the time. What does it mean?* *Arin: You and I both know the answer to that.* I think we both know the answer to that. What do I feel? I feel happy that I got to do more things with more people, and have more people in my life that I love. A good chunk of those people are the people I have in my life now. I also feel kind of an asshole to myself because I feel like I'm always done with the thing that I was supposed to be doing. That's why I always joke about being a stand-up comedian. I wish I would be doing stand-up comedy, and I know, Arin and I

[@carlyreagan6744]

I'm going through a really tough life event right now, and whenever I'm down, I tend to go to youtube for comfort or distraction. A lot of stuff isn't really doing it for me today, but you guys really do bring me genuine joy. Thank you for making content. I really appreciate you two.

[@SongTheoryOfficial]

Arin is purposefully trying to get his Wikifeet rating up.

[@timothy6966]

We should do this again with today’s transformers.

[@MrCorthez]

This has to become a separate mini-series. This so captivating!

[@oisinmurphy8242]

This needs to be a solid reoccurring series, honestly my favourite content right now

[@selardohr7697]

Arin: "I could be a demon. Monster-loving side of furry community: go on...

[@joeysisk5619]

Here’s mine, the first sentence was the prompt: Sonic walked into the room while Arin and Dan were recording and episode. Arin and Dan thanked him for coming, saying that he was a great interview. Sonic said he was. He asked them to record another episode and listen to the new Sonic 3.0 music, but he really didn't want to be on the show anymore. He said that he's going to spend more time getting off the phone and exploring the internet. They finished the episode and got to interview about Sonic the Hedgehog and an Ace Attorney story. That led to a story about an episode Arin

[@arturhours]

where does ace attorney come from

[@joeysisk5619]

arturleaorf I have no idea

[@TheLivingBluejay]

"Ah, the French" - Danny Sexbang

[@WHALEx3]

7:03 Danny: reads sexually charged a.i. Fan fic Arin: that’s it!? Danny feeling the awkwardness in the room and overcompensating with masculine pronouns: That’s it, bro!

[@Catz1a]

the Arin and Danny story could imply that Danny doesn't exist lol. Arin has been thinking about his relation with Danny and then says that this involves the fact that he's been talking to himself for hours at a time. Then clarifies that it has been the past few hours. Maybe that means Danny has not been there all along and Arin's trying to tell Dan he isn't real

[@shoridayo6237]

Rewatching this when Chat-GPT 4 is trying to escape the internet is surreal.

[@VikzeLink]

I just did one of my own! My prompt: Hyaa! Link shouted as he swung his sword! The Moblin tried to block it, but was too late. The sword drove right into his body and he fell The rest of the story: into the abyss. The Moblin, satisfied, stood up and prepared to kill off the girl. However, the full moon shone through the rift, and the Priestess came out of the goddess' cave with a wave of her staff. "Whoops! You fell out of the world. You must find your way back! Return to the land you belong in!" "No, no, I can XD

[@andrewjenkins9965]

WHAT

[@suemccashland]

"the length of your average chuck tingle novella" is my anti-safe word

[@Milkikomori]

I’m so glad there’s more of this.

[@superdudeman666]

Dan looked sternly into Arin's eyes. "Arin, I have a confession to make" he said followed by a long pause. "I am in love with your wife. Suzy." Arin's reaction was to stand up, his eyes lit up with the faintest bit of hope. "Wait, you are..." he looked at him once more with doubtful eyes, before shaking his head. "No, I can't do that. I am in love with you. I don't know how, you see. Arin, are you serious about this?" Arin didn't reply, but at the same time, his heart was beginning to break. If this was a prank or a hoax, it would've been better to carry on... "Come on, now, why didn't you say something sooner?

[@paulwhalen2769]

AI is at the point where it can perfectly replicate the feeling of being in a dream that takes a 180 just in time for you to wake up.

[@Back-Space.]

The backrub one had me in tears.

[@theycallmeal5608]

Man, I love this poor sweet AI. Here's mine: They were the last ones in the office on the very last day of filming Game Grumps. Just Dan and Arin. All Alone.. /// had been released two years earlier, and he didn't think it would be worth recording the back-end of the phone calls. They had not even filmed the part that they were going to play for Grumps, so they weren't done yet. After the first twenty minutes of Grumps howling at Go Daisoumon, he realized he was wrong. Arin had the hardest time saying "Dan's a monster." and he totally messed up "All Alone." He was laughing so hard his voice was cracking. "Everything's fine. Don't worry about it," Arin told him, smiling. "You sound great." "

[@kayceeisbookish]

We need a Grump series just for playing around with Transformer

[@antoniacerise1148]

I could watch a million of these and never not find it hilarious

[@liannecurhart2902]

I love the way them boys deliver lines. Best grump “Yeah it’s great”

[@tentacleenema5202]

The moment the video opened with Arin my brain said "You have microbiology finals next week... but this is more important"

[@memenazi7078]

Tentacle Enema no need microbiology, this more important

[@raremusicsoundtrack]

I tried this out with my own prompt, here's the results: *"How do I stop this curse?!" He yelled towards the witch. The witch can only snicker at his question. "Hasn't he gotten it yet?" She thought to herself, "The way to stop the curse is too learn the lesson, deary," she huffed. "What lesson?!" The man asked wearily. "You see..." She sighed out as she disappeared into the shadows. The man wasn't as alarmed as the woman. He then thought to himself. "I just got back from a very fun trip to Tai Fan Lake." He thought*

[@fluttershy1126]

Arin: Hey Dan why don’t you- Dan: WHAT?! Dan is literally me when I’m on my phone reading something

[@fluttershy1126]

Thank you all for 36 likes perhaps we can make it to 69 likes???

[@annojance]

Some of these just seem like those weird dreams people tend to have. They're almost coherent, but you can easily tell something's off about them when you actually think about it for a microsecond.

[@y3ldarb2]

I entered my own beginning. My text: Dora tore Boots' tail off because she wanted to make him bleed. The A.I.'s text: Sometime later Dora brought the tail back and put it in Boots' room. Some time later, Dora's parents died and Dora was taken away by social services. A few years later, Dora got a boyfriend. Dora had never had a boyfriend before, but this one was nice to her. His name was Dave. And on the day Dora was to get married, Dave died in an accident. Dora had never loved anyone before Dave. She did not know how to love. And when she cried, nobody said anything. A few months later, the social workers came to pick her up. They took Dora to a hospital where they had a special treatment for people like her, for people with tears that did not know how to stop. When Dora went home, she kept crying and nobody understood why. In the end, the social workers put her in a special asylum. She cried and nobody was sympathetic. She became a recluse. Until one day, a friend of her parents saw her and asked her why she was crying. When he asked, she told him that she could not stop crying. He talked to her and soon her tears stopped and she could stop. She said she did not want to stop crying. She did not know how to stop. He told her that she could cry anytime she liked. She could even cry over an animal that had been recently dead. It was an odd suggestion, but the suggestion gave her comfort. Since then, Dora's tears have ceased and she has not cried since.

[@callmegrandpoggers]

Here's mine. *They say the old keeper of the lighthouse went mad, started talking in an unknown language and mumbling about the old gods of the bay* , but none of the old guard could say anything. Nor could anyone find anything other than a faint acoustical resonance signature that had been detected once, before the shore was swallowed up. But then some years ago, out in the middle of the bay, at a point below the distance from which the lighthouse is still visible, a stranger came to the lighthouse and lived there. He made the same mind-numbing chant in an unknown tongue and claimed

[@nightingail3930]

"Some of them have written fan fiction about us" *chokes*

[@kee5561]

I hope this becomes a regular series, this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed in weeks