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[@thegrumps]

Make your own fanfic or complete Dan's HERE talktotransformer.com/

[@dylstergo401]

I'm totally not going to put in "Sonic sucked on Luigis girthy peen"

[@dylstergo401]

Omg!!! This was the result! Sonic sucked on Luigis girthy peen. Kris, Luigis and Sonic were all in the toilet. The three looked up as the bathroom door opened. Sonic grinned. "Let's do this!"

[@ilovemypurplesocks]

No, I don't want to give you any sort of a response." "I understand. It's just... I was wondering. Is there anything I can do to make this stop?" I'm trying my best to keep my voice low. This is all coming to a head, and I really don't want to be perceived as being rude. "What I mean to say is that I'm sorry. I have no idea what you're trying to do, but there's a lot of people that want you dead." "I'm sorry, but I will not stand for this. I'm tired of living in fear. It was my fault, and I can't continue to put up with this. If it takes me losing my job, or even worse, losing my life, I will. It's that simple." After the attack, the victim spoke to her husband and called the police, who arrested his attacker. It's unclear whether the man will receive a punishment, but the man was identified as 24-year-old Thomas S. Fuhrman, a registered sex offender. Police say Fuhrman is being charged with first degree robbery, first degree assault, first degree burglary and unlawful sexual contact. Investigators say they're hoping to speak with anyone who has information about the incident. They ask anyone with information to call Crime Stoppers at 954-8300.

[@JayBee398]

Arin Hanson and Sonic the Hedgehog merged into one being. The creature's body became a large, green orb with glowing red eyes and tentacles that were longer and thinner than human arms. The orb could breathe fire, and could move very quickly. It spoke with an alien voice. Sonic the Hedgehog was then able to escape the body and the entity disappeared. When he was able to escape, he found that the body was already absorbing the Fire of Cyllus from the universe. This left the world in a perpetual state of fire and darkness. He later encountered the Green Light, a living entity who was able to stop him from absorbing the Fire of Cyllus.

[@angeleyes4us200]

Arin gave Dan a highfive for his efforts. "I'm not sure what this means but it sure as hell was a lot of fun, even if it's not my favorite episode so far."

[@laurabii99]

the three genders: man, woman and dinosaur

[@sparkybleu]

Rawr, rawr, I am, a dinosaur.

[@Leytier]

All lived i harmony until the Sanic nation attacked

[@JackBond1234]

And cash register

[@stealthbonus]

Boo. I wanted to identify as a shrubbery, but it wasn't an option.

[@mattsnow3357]

the three genders: man, woman and dinosaur). In this book, he also uses them as the basis for a very popular, but very weird, story. I was really impressed with the level of detail on which the world is created. There is an entire chapter devoted to the design of the "femalephoid", a creature with the torso of a woman and the upper torso of a dinosaur, which is very interesting and a great reminder of how well the author knows his genre. The description of the world is also extremely well done, which again reminds me a lot of the style of Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land. There are also some interesting aspects of the writing that really made me enjoy the book. The book contains the most extensive and accurate treatment I've seen of the issue of sexual orientation in science fiction, which I thought was a great addition. I particularly appreciated that the author goes into some of the social dynamics of interspecies relationships in more detail than just

[@Gamering22]

Eggman inserting himself into Sonic’s fan fiction is the best and most in character thing he could’ve done

[@festyferny4543]

I can visualize Sonic and Godzilla having this conversation, then it pans out to reveal Eggman was actually standing just out of shot the whole time, butting in with "And that's what a dinosaur is!"

[@Cpt_Coochie]

Can we get that animated asap

[@thatautisticbrony7847]

Why do I agree with this with every fiber of my being

[@ProjectOccasus]

agreed, this was my favourite part

[@HaydenX]

"Eggman inserted himself into Sonic." Someone try generating text from this sentence.

[@traguna00]

“So this is what a man is.” “And this is what a woman is.” “And that’s what a dinosaur is.” Absolutely KILLED me man. I’m making an animated for that. It’s just too good

[@Connorses]

Godspeed, animator! Godspeed.

[@neon_shapeshifter]

I look forward to it!

[@KapitainvonHass]

Please you lovely beautiful bastard!!!

[@ther3aper561]

Commenting to keep updated.

[@nerdicorgi]

Please do! I want to see that. I want to make that my ring tone.

[@Echolovania]

"'And that's what a dinosaur is,' said Dr. Eggman" And that's when the evening went from good to great

[@wonkeycodeye9416]

Ah, a man of quality

[@tsurra]

Ah, a man of culture

[@canadiangoose1370]

Ah, a man

[@taizomichael7294]

Gotta respect a John Mulaney fan

[@TheOneAsrians]

I respect you.

[@dindon6947]

Can't wait for "And that's what a dinosaur is" animated.

[@YamiKyougi13]

I want it so bad.

[@internettevarolanadam]

I came from the future. It really was hilarious.

[@NatetheNerdy]

It's going to be amazing.

[@NotoriousFoxxx]

It better happen, animators!!!

[@AgentLane13]

I need this desperately

[@signalred540]

“Is she wearing a dress...?” “ˢᵘʳᵉ”

[@charlottewindmill1961]

aceattorneys.mp4 he said it so sweetly!!

[@Retro_Static]

"Waddaboudit?"

[@suplol1305]

bRUh I I hEard SuRe anD imMeDiatelY sAw thIs coMmeNt-

[@PolarBearFromNY]

How'd you make the words smaller? TELL ME! I HAVE TO KNOW!

[@kateinspxce]

TheLittlestNut ᵁˢᵁᴬᴸᴸᵞ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᴬᴺ ᴬᴾᴾ ᵀᴴᴬᵀ ᶜᴬᴺ ᶜᴴᴬᴺᴳᴱ ᵀᴴᴱ ᶠᴼᴺᵀ ᵞᴼᵁ'ᴿᴱ ᵁˢᴵᴺᴳ ᵁᵂᵁ

[@gabby_s8906]

Dan not capitalizing "amy's" but capitalizing "neck"

[@cdlizard]

i saw that

[@yoitsminn]

I genuinely cringed

[@ItsRubyGD]

Speech 100 chungus

[@ochinchin5]

hey i love your pfp

[@athenam4410]

Boy I sure do love some good old fashioned capitalism

[@Rubberduckie198]

So the prompt I put in was “Dan leaned in to whisper to Arin.” And it gave me this beauty. Dan leaned in to whisper to Arin. 'Tell me, Arin. I know you really want to be more than just a cook. But there is a way, I promise. We could have a kid. Just you and me and a casserole.' Arin nodded. 'Can I be your dad?' he asked. Arin blushed and glanced at Arin's dirty panties. "Really?" Arin asked innocently. "You mean I can stay here in the kitchen and clean for you? I mean I'd LOVE to see your cooking!

[@marcoanimacoes5690]

S H I T

[@samanthajeffers9339]

Oh my gosh.

[@simulacrumdei6462]

Can i be your dad xD

[@ellbell6165]

D I R T Y P A N T I E S

[@jasoncg2956]

*muah!* Perfecto

[@PixelBlue11913]

Ending a story with “there was blood,” is such a power move

[@justsparkitec9382]

Sarah Ford I liked to make 69 likes I don’t know if I should be happy or very disappointed

[@brycemoody1427]

"There was blood." *CRITICAL HIT*

[@Jshaw71]

It's like a Telltale games ending

[@MrThePaulverizer]

Currently writing for NaNoWriMo. I'll be sure that the last sentence of the story is "There was blood."

[@KyleKringle]

Outstanding move.

[@brendanrisney2449]

"And that is what a man is." said Godzilla. "And that is what a woman is." said Sonic. "And that is what a dinosaur is." Said Dr. Eggman "But what is a man?!" Dracula threw his wine glass.

[@SaturnineCheetah]

I put it in as well, and I got more amazing word salad discussion between Sonic and Dracula: *"And that is what a man is." said Godzilla. "And that is what a woman is." said Sonic. "And that is what a dinosaur is." Said Dr. Eggman "But what is a man?!" Dracula threw his wine glass.* "That's what I said, not what he said. He says 'man' when he wants to use 'man' when he wants to use 'man.' It's a thing with words, but a thing with actions." Said Sonic. "A thing with words? A thing with actions?! A thing with a thing? A thing with a thing with a thing with a thing with a thing?" Dracula laughed. "The things that I do!" Said Sonic, "but the thing with words? I don't know what it is!" "What do you mean, you don't know what it is!" Dracula said

[@MapleisCrack]

@@SaturnineCheetah I'm crying

[@averystewart24]

GOLD

[@brendanrisney2449]

These two are glorious to read. And the endings are always perfect. Thank you two.

[@Ant3Socialist]

CastlevaniaFan69: “A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS.”

[@alwysl33py]

The “and that’s what a man is” story nearly made me pass out

[@butlerkitty]

holy shit me too

[@juliacory6881]

And that's what a woman is XD

[@himbolover9507]

And that's what a dinosaur is

[@SuperSilver7591]

Same here I was dying while eating 😂

[@Marthelas]

I was in the break room with like, 15 other people laugh/crying silently to this fuckin story, holy shit

[@bucket9144]

"The funnier Game Grump is an idiot." I'm in tears and everything hurts from how much I'm laughing right now.

[@vincentkuhlman7501]

They're clearly talking about Arin.

[@lv.2073]

“And it’s a sad fact”

[@maximuffin6395]

@@vincentkuhlman7501 EWE is eye

[@DaemonMunkir]

The Sonic and Mario one was actually pretty solid.

[@TwadesOldChannel]

Raxicoriocofallapatorius Right? The fluid shift in perspective and dramatic parallels between these two men

[@thegoose8197]

OK furry

[@RoxtarFreak]

Its just like if LilSoniq wrote it, but with less cuckoulding

[@DizzyTrendermen]

I dunno I liked the “and that’s what a dinosaur is” more

[@boiboi7717]

right? it felt like mario's inner voice during a shonen battle scene

[@Victoriai-y2m]

Dracula: What is a man? Godzilla: Sonic: Eggman:

[@Dark0neone]

A miserable little pile of rings

[@nebulatheowl]

YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL, SOLE!

[@trinalps]

Skintel N.Keychain god I almost cried laughing at that bullshit

[@popupssuck00]

Dude ur funny, wanna hang out?

[@doshep_hegex]

BUT ENOUGH TALK, *_GET A LOAD OF THIS!_*

[@adanice49]

The “and that’s what a man is” story needs to be animated please

[@noahg3143]

That bit had serious "and then I fired, and I missed" energy.

[@Dikoto]

I already animated that (=ↀωↀ=)✧

[@GnushyVOD]

Adan A you mean the “and that’s what a woman is” story?

[@GnushyVOD]

Noah Gore but then I fired again and then I missed again

[@Pheonick]

I'm spamming the button but it still only likes once D:

[@internallyreversedsystem]

I love how Dan's playing with his hair like a shy teenage girl talking to her crush

[@pigeoncat3786]

Dan:😳👉👈

[@NERDOG]

"And that's what a woman is." "And that's what a man is." "And that's what a dinosaur is." Wiser words have never been spoken.

[@nerdicorgi]

I want a game grumps animated of this so fucking badly...

[@TheHamsandwich96]

Funniest shit ever LOL

[@roachdogjrjr]

Ben Shapiro has been saying this since the 70s.

[@Houndoom97akabranflakes]

Alternative timeline: arin goes mad with power and forces everyone else to do homework in the bathroom

[@lemius6154]

...By 11:30.

[@lezzei]

*DO YOUR HOMEWORK.*

[@brennanruiz1803]

Alternative?

[@agentorangecb1]

I hear this behaviour is all too common in LA. Many stars are forced to do homework in bathrooms just to keep their jobs

[@Xarazel]

"the funnier Game Grump is an idiot, and it's a sad fact" Arin is pretty hilarious, true

[@Chu_Nyanning]

When Arin gets so angry that his brain shuts down and goes full improv as seen in Mario Maker 2..

[@fanaticaH]

"The funnier game grump is the one that doesn't known anything"

[@jackspaceman2348]

Is anyone as scared as I was that an AI is smart enough to understand homosexual tension between 2 straight men

[@gayflower900]

Think about how much fan fiction must have been poured into it and it makes a lot more sense

[@Li8aGun92]

How can there be homosexual tension between two straight men?

[@_Reikiiro]

@@Li8aGun92 i mean, have you watched game grumps?

[@Li8aGun92]

@@_Reikiiro 😎🥴😏 yes

[@mephostopheles3752]

Even a computer program can recognize homoerotic tension

[@abby2577]

ok but if dan doesnt read it while he watches arin play sonic adventure 2 then WHAT is the point

[@thedogmancaper]

How else am I going to achieve a graphic, earth shattering orgasm?

[@dfloriza]

THIS HAS TO HAPPEN.

[@Raiden3651]

Still hope they finish that playthrough

[@babysully1791]

YES They finish the playthrough and THIS is all the commentary they have for it 😂

[@bigshrimp6458]

@@thedogmancaper try ginseng

[@SaviorSix]

I require a StarBomb song that is created using this generator.

[@landonvincent7974]

Heck, they could make a whole album based off of this generator and we'd be none the wiser.

[@newflesh666]

This is a brilliant comment

[@The_Fierce_Deity]

A man with great ideas. I agree, StarBomb should do that. NSP should also do that, 'cause you know, Ninja Brian would have a blast making songs about Penises and many other parts of the human body.

[@RhynoBytes857]

I took the 1st two lines of Arin rapping from Starbomb Ryu vs. Ken. Apparently Ryu and Ken are having some aggressive gay fun times.

[@Maniac4Bricks]

Who says they haven't already? 🤯

[@handanhan]

I could honestly listen to “and that’s what a man is” “and that’s what a woman is” story for a good 6 hours straight

[@krysdoran]

I liked this but then realized it had a perfect 69 likes so then I had down un-like it to preserve the perfection.

[@Catloaf189]

"and that's what a dinosaur is"

[@bloodmuzzle]

@@Catloaf189 And that's what a man is

[@Kryptnyt]

I need to stop because I value the ability to breathe

[@lorrainemcgrail6315]

Someone has to animate that.

[@gustavolazcano2438]

So I decided to put “Jennifer dumped me”, and this is what I got: “Jennifer dumped me. Was the sleepover wrong? Was I too afraid to tell her about Jim? Was I never supposed to get married? What if the emotional relationship that should have taken place, that should have been the catalyst for my love and devotion to her, never happened? I didn't have to look far to find a friend with the same problems, but I didn't know how to get to them. And it's all too easy to feel alone and disempowered, and that's the last place I wanted to be. That's why I decided to write a book about it: Love And Rage: A Study Of Emotional Survival In Women, to be released in October. It's full of instances, such as mine, that I wish someone had told me before I did the crazy things I did.”

[@mortua_conjuga]

Write this book. NOW.

[@JackFerret]

I'm sold. I want to buy this nonexistent book.

[@realkingtoast]

I tried it too Jennifer dumped me at 6:30 because she found out that my boyfriend actually had a 2-year-old son. ... I didn't tell my mom.

[@zachthomas5148]

Damn

[@icaine16]

Bro, that was the last place I expected it to go

[@PixelBlue11913]

The “That’s what a man is” part brought me to real actual tears

[@jolenemathews]

I'm literally sobbing, it's awesome

[@elijahdage5523]

Are you okay?

[@TheRealAidenTheRat]

i did too lol

[@SorcererVtuber]

Someone needs to animate that

[@Jamjamsart]

im so glad im not the only one who literally sobbed.

[@swedisheek]

ah yes, the three genders man, woman and dinosaur

[@aazhie]

I have so many friends who are just... dinosaur

[@spiwolf6998]

Where is Apache Attack Helicopter?

[@keystrix3704]

Wow, my gender is on there! Finally, _A Goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus_ like myself got some representation here! I predict world peace will be tomorrow then.

[@tsumugisnenpi3057]

2 jokes

[@realswobby]

I'm definitely a dinosaur x'D

[@nameslizbeth6354]

I appreciate dan remembering the whole “does Bruno Mars is gay?”

[@nebulatheowl]

Who could forget?!

[@Bluargh02]

That question will haunt him for the rest of his life.

[@guyshu7821]

His girlfriend has the same name as his friend who dig deeper.

[@HectaSpyrit]

I was hoping with such a passion that he would write these exact words into the generator as soon as the video started, and lo and behold...

[@aazhie]

@@HectaSpyrit SAME

[@vgleo43]

6:07 Arin accidentally reading Dan's contract out loud on camera

[@bakalulu551]

Jesus christ the one with Samus was so incredibly well written

[@flightlesschicken7769]

Well, it was written at least. Lol

[@april5054]

It was so well written I bet most people didn't even notice that it went from mentioning "the sun's rays" to "the moonlight"

[@actualmoth1796]

And then Arin’s is just “And that’s what a man is”

[@ale-xsantos1078]

AI was flexing on them, honestly

[@dinkules]

There was blood

[@skewedview9557]

"Theres was blood, THERE WAS BLOOD?!" Dan Avidanial, 2019

[@pizza-for-mountains]

Danielavidanielavidan Avidanieldanavidanavidaniel

[@goompo]

“She didn’t know which way was up. She- AAAHHHHHHH” Arin Hanson, 2019

[@jun-hs4eo]

Dan Advil

[@james_medlin]

Ha ha. So funny.

[@tfmaster96]

hope it was not chris' blood.

[@MidasOfMesses]

"The funnier Game Grump is the one that doesn't know anything" sounds strangely ominous to me

[@wiggl3s_821]

I feel like admitting that Arin is funnier is mean towards Dan 😂 but then most of the time they bounce off each other so im second guessing myself

[@Pheonick]

@@wiggl3s_821 I took it as meaning whoever knows less at the time is funnier, almost like an ignorance is bliss kind of thing. Like they both have their hilarious dumb moments and it's great because they are BOTH grump and not so grump. And so are we. All is grump.

[@wiggl3s_821]

Pheonick Jesus that too. You’ve cracked the code. Whoever is most confused provides the best comedy 😂

[@Wurrwelf]

I'm the funnier boy! I'm the one who doesn't know anything!

[@NightmareZV]

It is incredible how the, "Does Bruno Mars is gay?" post is so recorded on Danny's mind... And I efffing love that lol

[@jenniemikasa576]

It lives there rent free

[@NightmareZV]

@Halcyonacoustic He does, just like Arin. But different from Arin, which we realized in some reactions they've had to their compilations, he can't recall many things while Dan can.

[@greencow4]

It lives in all lovelies’ minds tbh

[@jonathanrobinson8926]

"So this is what a man is!" segment has the same energy as "I fired again, and I missed!"

[@jessierain3354]

Jonathan Robinson I WAS JUST GONNA COMMENT THIS

[@neonkuriboh2830]

"I'm a neural net processor: a learning computer"

[@brandimullins8813]

do not even. lol skynet and terminators are my number one technology fear

[@broth7905]

I'm friend dog

[@nebulatheowl]

SHEAT

[@spikes_johnson]

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle

[@Shadow-mf6tf]

I don't think anyone got the tennis reference

[@shadowcrawler300]

So this bot is the perfect Fan Fiction Generator.

[@zoeys_512]

This is very true. I've tested its proficiency in various scenarios and it does exceptionally well with fan fiction because the model is based on something like 40GB of text content linked from Reddit. It does everything from intense action to kinky smut... trust me, I've put it through the paces.

[@TheShnitzel]

No kidding. I only typed "I want" and this is the result: I want the superfuck I don't care who's around! Arrr!" The hell of it is, he almost got that, and the result is the beepy transformer getting his rubbery balls shot off his monstrously swollen yellow dick. The only way to rescue Fluffy back is to again get your friendly neighborhood multi-millionaire friend to smuggle in a guy to her size to save Fluffy, but that just takes more time. Part 4: Sludge & Filth I, Fluffy, shall now sate your deviant sexual desires and bend

[@elizabethsmith7224]

It's great for inspiration.

[@dahammhamm590]

@@TheShnitzel You gotta make that a whole story, I would read that

[@zaner5261]

Some say they're still talking about what men and women are.

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

And don't forget dinosaurs.

[@iseetheendisnear2416]

And that’s what talking is.

[@quijible4839]

when you ever write a story, just end it with "There was blood" no matter what it was actually about

[@AmazinglyAwkward]

There was blood... Snowing on Mt Fuji

[@liongus]

"In the fantasy setting of the Mushroom Kingdom, a tribe of turtle-like creatures known as the Koopa Troopas invade the kingdom and uses the magic of its king, Bowser, to turn its inhabitants, known as the Mushroom People, into inanimate objects such as bricks, stones and horsehair plants. Bowser and his army also kidnap Princess Toadstool, the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom and the only one with the ability to reverse Bowser's spell. After hearing the news, Mario sets out to save the princess and free the kingdom from Bowser. There was blood"

[@PlushiePoogle]

All haiku's must end with "it's snowing on Mt. Fuji" All stories must end with "there was blood"

[@nicolejasaitis6451]

there was blood on Mt. Fuji

[@gingerkitten99]

@@nicolejasaitis6451 I put in there was blood on Mt. Fuji, and this is what I got "there was blood on Mt. Fuji," he said, referring to the area where the plane crashed. "The whole thing could have been avoided." In Japan, the crash has prompted memories of the 2003 Tōhoku tsunami, which was triggered by a tsunami and nuclear disaster off Japan's coast. The plane crashed while on a flight to Tokyo from Sapporo, on Hokkaido island, about halfway between Tokyo and the coast. It was carrying 16 passengers and four crew members. All were male, but none of the victims were Japanese. One of the passengers was an elderly man who survived the crash. He was taken to hospital. The plane had made two previous flights to Sapporo and Tokyo, but did not make the second leg to Sapporo on Sunday, according to the airline."

[@TylerTraverse]

Haiku's cannot end with that, because they should end with 5 syllables.

[@titusfortunus2916]

"And there was a sound of thunder". Literally the last line of The Sound of Thunder, referencing a gunshot. So... not incorrect?

[@InspiredrawAW]

Arins hair keeps getting longer each episode He will one day become a Disney Princess

[@SgtAntsy9819]

He isn't already?

[@Lilliathi]

@@SgtAntsy9819 Only in his... ...pants.

[@nickball4071]

is that his final form?

[@pajamademon]

Finally, someone said it. Also, he is a Disney princess

[@DankoHidalgo]

Yes, that's how hair works

[@SKOZomb1e]

"And that's what a fan fiction is" said Tails

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

"And that's what a cameo is.", said Stan Lee.

[@royale6652]

"And that's what a weed is" said Johnny Bravo

[@SkippertheBart]

"And that's what OpenAI is," said Arin.

[@ethnictendo]

"And that's what Talk To Transformer is," mused Bruno Mars.

[@courtney5858]

that “and that’s what a man is” bit made me laugh so hard I can’t breathe

[@KatieWillems]

Strong "I fired, and I missed" vibes

[@Sharkdanko]

@@KatieWillems yeah, it sorta reminds me of a time loop. Have you heard of it?

[@katesperinck1401]

I was literally crying omg

[@adrianpavone6722]

"She was wearing a dress?" inquired Arin. "Sure." Dan replied dismissively, only wanting to know the rest of the story.

[@patrickgeorge3413]

"She was wearing a dress?" inquired Arin. "Sure." Dan replied dismissively, only wanting to know the rest of the story. "It was pink and purple and bright yellow, with a ruffled skirt and heels and something like that, a really great dress," said Arin. "And you were just sitting there?" asked Dan. "Like a total creep?" "I wasn't going to go outside and see what was going on," said Arin. "You really don't have to, Arin," said Dan. "You didn't even have to wear your clothes, you could have just walked away." "No, I was dressed and I was in the bathroom and I was taking a shower and I was sitting down when I suddenly started seeing stuff and it scared me and then I got scared again and I looked and there was a big dog, and it

[@gurglinghermits3043]

Patrick George this sounds way too much like a regular Grump conversation.

[@musicwarrior3755]

"She was wearing a dress?" inquired Arin. "Sure." Dan replied dismissively, only wanting to know the rest of the story. "A dress?" asked Arin. Dan nodded, though Arin's attention was diverted by the fact that the boy was now wearing nothing underneath his jacket. "It's pretty... um... slutty," Dan responded, his brow furrowed. "You should be able to tell." "I'm not going to judge," said Arin, "but there's a good chance that I've never seen someone naked before." "Hey, no harm in trying it," said Dan, smirking. He put his hand on Arin's leg, causing Arin to glance up, before Dan leaned closer. "You know how to use it, right?" Arin shrugged, unsure about how the gesture would help. It was the same thing with the

[@musicwarrior3755]

game's controls, though, so it was probably just Dan trying to be friendly. "Yeah. You know how to play it." Dan glanced around, before glancing at Arin again. "I'm not really good at it either, but we can go out on the streets and find people we can play against. I don't have much of a fighting game background, so I'll help you with that." "Sure." Arin rolled his eyes, before he pulled out his phone and set it to vibrate, to make sure that there was no one nearby. He knew it was ridiculous, but he was

[@crg1292]

... "She was dressed to kill. I mean, she looked like the best assassin of her generation. She had a killer's look to her. But she had to have been a bit crazt, because she didn't want to kill me. And then we met. And then I said "what about me?" She asked. And then you said you didn't care about me, and I said "well, you can have me". And then we were in love" Arin was sitting in the chair on the other side of the room. "She gave me her home phone number. And a couple of months later I -- Writing grump fan fic with this sentence is the best thing ever jfkf

[@conorberry5260]

"It's the last time you'll talk to me" amy said, pulling out a glock

[@pilcrow182]

Holy crap. That's not where I expected this one to go! -- "It's the last time you'll talk to me" amy said, pulling out a glock and pointing it at her own head. Amy's holographic projection flickered slightly before becoming vibrant with shimmering red and blue colors, then disappeared as the gunshot echoed. Sonic stared into the void where she'd been standing, his mouth dry as a blade of grass. "So it's over" he said to himself, then sighed. "I guess I just wasted all this time. Goodbye Amy. I'll miss you."

[@someoneunknown7655]

Nick W Holy SHIT

[@AislinKageno]

Dan: Those names ARE from Lord of the Rings, or rather, Tolkien's work in general, but Thranduil is not in fact Ëarendil's father. Thranduil is Legolas' father.

[@Rachel98246]

I was, like, *yelling* that at my screen, as if they could fucking hear me 🙄

[@pungoblin9377]

“They’re right here, boom boomboomboomBOOMBOOMBOOM” “It would make him gay... in the most technical sense” “When you taste this easy-to-taste silky smooth treat, you *crave life more* ” “Godzilla blushed as sonic tickled her giant foot” Best game grumps quotes for this video

[@Sharon_Hocutt]

"Godzilla blushed as Sonic tickled his giant foot." What a lovely sight.

[@KFblade13373]

So that's what a woman is.

[@FSFSFS101]

So that's what a man is.

[@Sharon_Hocutt]

And that's what a woman is.

[@pungoblin9377]

*O H N O*

[@spencersdh1]

You guys really need to start treating Buckler better than that.

[@saifuusuri]

Well Buckler needs to get his ass in the bathroom by 11.

[@notsure1969]

They better be doing their damn homework.

[@sophigames8786]

in the words of Arin: *hell yeah dude*

[@kutekenzz]

I actually quote this all the time, and people are like... yeah... okay... 🤣

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

𝒆𝒑𝒊𝒄

[@walker6182]

People in the past: "Man, technology is advancing so much; I wonder what people in the future will accomplish with it People in the future: "......Godzilla blushed as Sonic tickled his giant foot"

[@BeaTheBear28]

Someone needs to animate that Godzilla, Sonic, Eggman interaction

[@TheXev]

Makes it so!

[@dorothycosentino]

please

[@Letonintendo]

Get you a man who looks at you the way Arin looks at Dan when he's reading

[@thekrakenexperiment280]

Get you a man who looks at you the way Mario looks at Sonic.

[@Saiaxs]

They always give each other such glowing, adoring looks and I love it

[@AnthroFiend]

And a woman. And a dinosaur.

[@marcandreas88]

“And that is what good content is” said the grumps.

[@Blackade2000]

"And that's what updog is," said Arin Hanson.

[@neonpalette8883]

"And that's what updog is," said Dr. Eggman

[@lv.2073]

5:27 I don’t think any sentence uttered on this channel has made me erupt with laughter more than “When you taste this easy-to-make, silky smooth dessert you will *crave life more* “

[@WhimsicalMother]

Ok- so there needs to be a series where Dan and Arin just read to us. Seriously.

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

YES. THERE IS PRACTICAL APPLICATION FOR THIS AI.

[@Pickle-oh]

I mean, just put on the visual novel series on in the background.

[@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082]

The Sonic, Godzilla, Eggman thing started to sound like a ytp

[@sheiner1732]

I need a Game Grumps animated with these stories.

[@bluelfsuma]

Hell yeah, dude.

[@TheCaptainFrite]

Gotta say, rewatching this 3 years into the future, with ChatGPT-3, 11labs and more out and the question of the ethicality of using AI content, this is quite a trip.

[@humphrke]

game grumps: fanfi-- me: oh dear god I have to see this

[@kutekenzz]

Same 🤣

[@kutekenzz]

"There was blood" "WOAH" That escalated quickly 🤣🤣

[@RazzBerryJelly]

Samus touched Mario’s butt,’but only slightly. "Yours or mine?"’Mario asked. "Mine,’I think’but I was going to say yours."’Samus pointed to Samus' head,’but she did not see that Mario had already moved away from the point of contact. "What was that’?" "What’was what’?" "Your hand.’ You… touched my butt." Samus stopped and looked behind herself,’and saw the others gathered around her.’ (Well, at least this one didn’t turn into a psychological thriller)

[@marktovstyga5460]

Nah, it kinda did at the end... It's hot tho.

[@Chu_Nyanning]

Made me think of Anime...

[@annabellelynn8614]

I'm disappointed that Dan didnt type in 'Man door hand hook car door' I wanted to see what would happen

[@victoriafuller3452]

It's ten months old, but here ya go buddy: Man door hand hook car door handle in parking lot door in the sun fence. Where ever, over the hill next time you are in the LOS, look up and down and in, because some kids are just that amazing, and most of them are normal. Their parents give them a lot of freedom to learn to be independent. By the way, I will be the first to admit that I did not always tell her to go out on her own, but we did have a lot of limits. My daughter has done some really amazing things, and she has taken charge of her own safety and health . . . (then it cuts off.)

[@ethnictendo]

@@victoriafuller3452 I need to know what happened to your daughter! XD

[@victoriafuller3452]

@@ethnictendo it’s a mystery, I’m afraid. I’m a heartbroken father . . .

[@blubeel]

Is it illegal to use this to write an “Arin wanting a kiss from Dan” fanfic

[@venerablepoof]

Emma Habert ngl i didnt even doubt it till i realized you were starting a fanfic

[@LexiyTei]

Arin Hanson so desperately wanted a kiss from Dan Avidan. So, like most good romcoms, the two had a bit of an awkward start, but soon realized they'd made a good team. But that was okay. The couple's kiss (and the entire episode) is so perfect it'll be easy to forget that there was any awkwardness in the first place. After their passionate kiss, Dan Avidan and Aiden Hanson's lives were changed forever: the latter left his job as a software developer to become a professional writer of romance novels (or, as he calls them, romance romances). And just for fun, Avidan has his own website (just a wordpress blog now, but that's what it is now, you know) where he posts his newest work. So, Aiden Hanson is the love of his life and a hero to the entire Internet, but in the meantime, he's getting the time of his life in the company of

[@emmahabert1194]

@@venerablepoof all I plugged in was "Arin Hanson longed for Dan Avidan to kiss him." I couldn't stop laughing afterward

[@blubeel]

Thank you all, please never stop

[@blubeel]

LexiyTM that was a work of art thank you

[@Cheech220]

Dan’s super genuine “sure” about Samus’ dress was so wholesome

[@sweetkoogles]

Arin and Dan looked passionately into each others eyes. "I have come to tell you," said Arin, "that you are a fool." "It is true that the man who has never heard of the Red Mountain must be an idiot," said Dan. "We have already explained our position. I see," said Arin, "that you are in a bad position. But it is time we should tell you what is in our power, or it is in your power." "I do not want to know what is in your power," said Dan, "but I will tell you what is in ours. I will tell you that you

[@netherwalker1762]

BUT I NEED MOOOOOOOOOOORE!

[@cccata2798]

NOOO WHAT A CLIFFHANGER

[@monkeyboy831ful]

"I have come to tell you" said Arin "that you are a fool"

[@Sallydoll1990]

Good content 😊

[@artemiswolf4508]

I think the implication there was that Mario’s butt was bleeding and Seamus saw the blood on her hands

[@ethnictendo]

And she also fell on some random pavement in the woods or something.

[@sentient5]

Disappointed they didn’t make it write Game Grumps fanfiction.

[@misinformedmarti]

You are absolutely right! We only heard about their firing practices.

[@LadyHitchhiker42]

I was disappointed too

[@angelmadera6063]

I'm telling you guys - this channel *n e e d s* a sonic fanfic reading show

[@MRBigWhite57]

Yesssss and it needs to have Lilsoniq as a guest star

[@Zeratul795]

I think that would get taken down fast due to the content

[@ArchaicBuilds]

Scientists: "Ai will bring down the very fabric of society" AI : " I'm just trying to get published what's your problem man"

[@staceyb3358]

Here's my "Samus touched Mario's butt" story: Samus touched Mario's butt. "What?!" "Don't touch me there!" Mario was caught red-handed. "Oh come on, try me, you don't want to miss that game!" Mario picked up another butt and put it in her lap. "I want to know what it feels like!" "Try again!" "I'll give you another try!" Mario ran after them. "You better bring my butt back!" he said. "Why don't you just bring it back?"

[@christinahamilton7676]

@Chewella AJ AS LONG AS WHAT?!

[@LunarM4ngo]

And that’s what a man is.

[@o3o930]

Samus touched Mario's butt. Although these six Metroid games were released between 1988 and 2000, the woman she turns into isn't the latest of the series, nor is she the most recent to be performed by the Phantom. The soldier form is usually unlocked in Metroid Prime, and it wasn't until Metroid Prime 2: Echoes that the control protocol was detailed.

[@sleepycicada6231]

Yes, I love it

[@s_napps]

I want to see this animated

[@medieval._]

"Godzilla blushed as sonic tickled his giant foot" there are no words...

[@skepsiez]

The “and that’s what a man is” segment had me cackling so hard I couldn’t breathe

[@Trylk1138]

You can finally finish: “Jennifer dumped me...”

[@Trylk1138]

Jennifer dumped me and went back to sleeping with him." I don't blame them. If you're a 30-year-old woman who's dating a 30-year-old man and you're having sex with him, why not just have the sex? Because the guy is good enough to do it, and because you're young and horny. But if you have a boyfriend, you can't do it. It just isn't the same. "It's not just the fear that your friends and family may be watching you," she adds. "It's also that other people in your life might judge you. You just don't

[@GwynC]

Jennifer dumped me in the hallway with the suitcase and went to her room to cry. I sat in my room crying too, and was about to call a friend when she called. She sounded sad and told me she was leaving with her parents. I was so heartbroken. I could not take it anymore, and ran downstairs to my computer and started working on a novel. It's been a couple months since I was here, and I'm still very lonely, so I thought that would be my way of getting it out of my system, and I was so surprised when she asked me to write a "Thank You" message for her. I wrote it on a page I was just copying and pasting her message onto. It was the only thing I had saved on my computer, and I saved it so that

[@AlejandroLopez-wl2qi]

Andrew Cragg Jennifer dumped me! That's not what she did. She broke up with me. I didn't even know she was mad at me until she told me. That's why she dumped me. And then she called me the next day. That's why she didn't say she was mad at me for a year. That's why she didn't even say that she had to get rid of me. She didn't do that. And I've been trying to call her since then. She's not mad at you for a year, is she? You're not a big enough loser to ever be a loser to her. You don't deserve her anyway. You're just an idiot. And she doesn't love you anymore. She's not a person. Just a thing

[@yawninglion1677]

Jennifer dumped me! That's the end of that. And she told me not to look at her anymore. She told me I was the one who was bad and to stop looking at her. And then she took the gun. And she put it to my head and she told me to shoot her! She said, "Get in the back seat of my car," and then she put the gun in my mouth, pointed it at my face, and she pulled the trigger. And I told her I didn't think she was going to shoot me and then I thought of the kids and I thought about my little sister and I said, "Oh my god, please don't shoot me! Please don't shoot me!" And then she shot me in the side of the head and then she was like, "

[@mimi1883]

Jennifer dumped me on the road trip to the doctor and she said she was a good girl

[@gctypo2838]

"The funnier game grump is one that doesn't know anything." So, Arin then?

[@pishposh888]

I could listen to Dan read all the time. His voice is so calming.

[@GwynC]

Boy have I got some news for you. Go watch the multiple 4+ hr long videos of Dan playing some retro DOS game from his childhood. Instant relaxation.

[@hanplant]

If the grumps or nsp write some kind of book, I look forward to Dan and Arin doing the audio version.

[@XBOWTOTHEFACE]

u mean daddy

[@TheLivingBluejay]

Samus Touches Mario's Butt: The Sequel: Samus Touches Luigi's Butt

[@niccobarrientos328]

Part 3 Samus touches dark Samus' butt

[@sydc3667]

Samus touched Luigi's butt. He walked away with a sense of shame in his chest. Luigi opened his mouth to speak, but was drowned out by Donkey Kong. He had the feeling he couldn't keep his mouth shut. He shook his head and shook it again. "She's not even mine! That's a joke! She'll be a brat one day, probably. With a loser like me around to watch her grow up." Donkey Kong pointed his spear straight at Luigi and laughed. "Funny, I almost forgot. My wife was pregnant with my child. But when

[@franciscopetrucci]

@@niccobarrientos328 Im down with that

[@micahchambers5096]

“I’m a neural-net processer, a learning computer.” “SHIET.”

[@gingerkitten99]

[I’m a neural-net processer, a learning computer. I've been programming in AI for a while now, but I don't feel like it's working for me. I can do pretty much anything, but I'm still stuck in the learning phase."’ ‹The learning phase?› I demanded, interrupting her. ‹You're not saying you've learned something yet?› "No," she said slowly. "I've been programming myself, and, well, I'm not very good at it. I've been trying to program myself into some sort of a self-aware intelligence, but I can't figure out how to do that." ‹Is there a reason why you can't program your own mind?› "No, not really. It just takes time. It's like I need to be shown a bunch of instructions and have them explained to me and then follow them all to the letter, like they did for my] The neural network just made me walk in on two bots discussing how to make themselves self aware....

[@paigehoney9055]

How innocent we were

[@under_gems5031]

Almost all of these sound like real fanfics that would exist

[@argentiniangentleman5728]

Everybody gangsta till' the bot start writing AI x Human fanfiction

[@augdaicyflame5d4]

Everybody bot till' the gangsta start writing Human x AI fanfiction

[@abby88121]

Petition for a series that is just Dan reading fanfiction while Arin adds background noises.

[@GlowingMember]

hello yes please where do i sign

[@boiboi7717]

this would be such a good podcast

[@farkbett699]

Yes please

[@Sleight5697]

Hell! Petition for a series where Dan reads an A.I. generated story like the one with Samus and copies and pastes the generated story again and again to go on! xD

[@boiboi7717]

@@Sleight5697 I actually tried that, but the AI gives up if you give it's own words. I guess you can only copy paste the last line, like they did with the samus one

[@Yewtewba]

8:55 I nearly laughed myself sick, and I've seen this before. I think it's the "and that's what a dinosaur is" that really kills me.

[@LadyViscera]

“Godzilla blushed as Sonic tickled his giant foot” I was crying with laughter for about 10 minutes after hearing that and my parents thought I was having a mental breakdown.

[@saturnianlotus8343]

"This just seems like a way to spread a tremendous amount of disinformation." real

[@2knives1cook]

That's why they didn't release it at first

[@vision4860]

I love the new coined term of "disinformation". Instead of misinformation, which may be unintentional, I'd like to think 'disinformation' is when someone gives incorrect information *intentionally.*

[@LiamRproductions]

It's not new. It's been around for a long time. Also, that's basically exactly what it is.

[@gingerkitten99]

Wow... So I just put that in the generator, and the first paragraph is literally "This just seems like a way to spread a tremendous amount of disinformation. The thing is, when you see a lot of disinformation, you have to be able to recognize when it's coming from your own government. That's the hard part." Like way to get real on us, generator.

[@nonsens333]

I FECKING DIED WHILE THAT "THAT'S WHAT A MAN IS" PART

[@JStarStorm]

This one hits different in current year.

[@skyfox5480]

Make sure to do your homework, Buckler and Arnold.

[@dozydoe5245]

90's: We're gonna have flying cars, and teleportation in the future. The future:

[@melsimiaone]

"I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!" Arin yelled. His friend's face, meanwhile, looked completely crestfallen. He turned to the camera and said, "Don't make me cry, okay?" It was not until a month or so later that Arin realized that his friend had been crying. Arin asked, "Did you just… cry?" His friend, still in a state of shock, replied, "No, I didn't." "What do you mean 'no'? I've been crying for hours." "You're the video game boy, Arin." It's hard to know which is the more devastating statement: that Arin is the video game boy or that he is sad. He is a young man in a world dominated by adults with an intense fascination with his (LIKE IF YOU CRY EVRY TIME)

[@s_napps]

“... she lost the only weapon she possessed **gasp ** Her blaster!!” Oh Arin

[@JimmyTheAce89]

I typed in “What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets.” I got a paragraph on how men are terrible, soulless monsters. O_o

[@Tarkus_H]

But enough talk, have at you.

[@Pataponaddict]

good thing women are equal to men

[@Atariese]

Now i want a game grumps shirt that just says "1 RULE: Do your homework!"

[@insolubletoaster8133]

i want a "this is what a dinosaur is" shirt

[@LittleMissLounge]

The Mario x Sonic fanfic is like reading A Separate Peace.

[@inkflare7232]

LittleMissLounge boi are u from my school cause we are reading that book right now

[@PennyDreadful1]

The Samus one was like a beautiful Dream sequence. Like she had taken some mystical hallucinogen given to her by some ancient Tribe. And also Mario's butt was there for some reason.

[@BartvG88]

I’d like to share my generated story... “I see.” Said the blind man, talking to his deaf son while peeing in the wind: “It’s all coming back to me.” The boy”s eyes had started to tear as he remembered. The boy had been crying like that as he watched the ocean come out of the sky and take over his father, his own world.” This is a work of fiction, but it is also, as it were, a prophecy that will come true, but in a way that will be both tragic and uplifting.

[@honeybabes2017]

ur name reminds me of baraka

[@xBluefirex1]

LOL

[@thomasfolkerts6754]

I see

[@KatoTornado]

bruh when he said "it's all coming back to me" all i could picture was the pee flying back at him causing him to spray himself with his own piss

[@TheM00tard]

"And that's what a dinosaur is" said Dr. Eggman pffffffhahaha

[@drew1429]

That part got me bad. The fact that it suddenly introduced Eggman on it's own and that dinosaur almost works in reference to Godzilla was just hilarious.

[@ShePudding]

My prompt: “Her ears were itchy” Auto-generated story: Her ears were itchy and she felt a little bit tired. She looked around the table, and was surprised to find that all of the food was gone. "Oh no, it looks like the food's already gone. How many days were left to go?" As expected, the food was gone. If he didn't hurry up and find the answer, his stomach wouldn't let him continue his quest. However, the situation was much worse than she expected. There wasn't even any food left. "What should we do?" If they were all to die on the spot, they would not have enough to eat

[@ShePudding]

Okay. Leeeeets’s try something different: Prompt: I love butter Auto generated story: I love butter. And I don't mean like you do. I mean like this. I make this with cream cheese and it's just that awesome. Now, I've got one more thing to mention. It's my favorite way to eat my butter. So if you like butter, this is a great thing. But I know that some of you don't like butter, and that's okay. But for some of you, this is just your thing. You like your butter on a spoon. You like to eat butter. This is for you. And if you don't like it, don't worry. It's still yummy. Just eat it with a spoon. Or…like this… I used to make this

[@GenerallyDamaged]

the back and forth "this is what" is the first joke in a while to make me burst out laughing, how have i not seen this side channel.

[@goblinnerdgwen]

I'd pay money to have a cd like audiobooks of Danny reading fanfictions

[@honey.r0se390]

*Samus touched Mario’s butt* as she left’the room. "Hmph, what a disappointment," he sneered. She just smirked. "I'll just head down to the garage and we can finish this at my place." "So you're saying that the reason you're here is that you have some sort of crush on me and you want to use my spare time to get back to it?" "Yes." "And why did you come here anyway?" "It is a question of life and death," she replied. "Life and death?" "Yes, I am the life of this planet” 👀

[@vegaomega6072]

ahh the good ole days, back when AI was a neat silly little toy and not an existential nightmare. Good times.