Santa's Sleigh Has A Scammer Virus - The Hoax Hotel

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Won't you tumble down the chimney with me to diagnose the problem?

[@DustyCruz]

Merry Christmas to you Hoax! Thanks for the Christmas gift my dude keep doing what you're doing.

[@keithbubb730]

Merry Christmas hoax, I feel your much more useful at combating these scammers than our own federal government. I get about 300 calls a year and about 60% of those are scammers.

[@hopeechangee12345678]

You sound like the caller on the Bob & Tom's "Mr. Obvious" skits. Are you he?

[@HealthyAndrew]

The Hoax Hotel it’d be nice if you were actually funny. You talk way too much and it doesn’t help the humor when it’s more cringeworthy than anything else

[@jenniferolafson9102]

Merry Christmas 🎄🎅🎄🎅

[@trindalas]

Well you could always take the Zamboni if you can’t get the sleigh fixed.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

That's a good point

[@trindalas]

The Hoax Hotel just don’t forget the Boone’s, it’s a long trip!

[@129140163]

Trindalas Valadaros Yeah, IF Betty Murphy-Grumpus hasn’t already drunk it all! 😂

[@trindalas]

Seamus MacHooligan he might have to pick some more up on the trip:P

[@alexm9744]

@@trindalas Aren't you forgetting the boysenberry juice?

[@Arthur-bz9ps]

"I'll talk enough for the both of us" 🤣🤣🤣

[@devonhc7770]

Foreals he seems to hook em Everytime he calls a place even making the scammer groups go in a single cubicle,either way it seems like this scammer was more hooked than any other EVER he did not hang up once for the whole YT video

[@akfinner1]

@@devonhc7770 12:02

[@devonhc7770]

@@akfinner1 bruh ,scammers are the worst, anyways happy holidays mane.

[@lambsauce7969]

"Hi, this is Kris Kringle here." This is gonna be good.

[@YapCentral3]

namcokid47 yup XD

[@AndrewSS8]

I predicted this when i saw the thumb nail.....really had me laughing when he said it. Ho ho ho merry christmas.

[@AARONANKRUM]

One scammer going down the Rabbit Hole.

[@daveogarf]

@@AARONANKRUM - Aaaaaand… We got a Two-For-One!

[@darktrooperdalek7991]

I love that their insult is calling you a “goatfucker”, which means to me that they’ve been called that so many times they think it’s an actual insult that English speakers regularly use, instead of just racially charged slang.

[@veloqis]

Good point!!

[@shawnaviles1160]

@@ProdigySpite 🤣🤣🤣

[@chieflongsock]

@@ProdigySpite correct....Arkansas, west virginia and Alabama folk for example

[@a.powers8565]

scary terry There are weird people here. Stay away from farms. Sincerely, a West Virginian.

[@waqasahmed939]

DarkRendarius No it’s not a part of anyone’s culture to do that... You might do this, but it's certainly not a part of any culture.

[@shivers3600]

I'm amazed you had no trouble finding sleigh parking at the gas station!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

The docking station was pristine

[@veloqis]

I usually have to park my sleigh in the back of the building.

[@MrChingator]

I listen to your videos so much I’ve started to say “at my location” instead of “here”

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Rolls off the tongue nicely

[@leroysinclair8499]

“Do one thing”😂

[@HealthyAndrew]

MrChingator I say “kindly” and “each and every “ and say “uh” every other word just like this guy

[@cautionTosser]

i find myself saying "yersh" and getting more than a few odd looks

[@dgwachtel]

@@leroysinclair8499 "Do one thing each and every time" - Dave

[@iClone316]

I love the idea of Santa calling "technical" support in Bangalore, in order to resolve a _physical_ problem with his sleigh at his location.

[@miarecky]

I think you need to run a christmas tree command to solve your problem, sir.

[@BUTTFART69]

is that each and everything

[@mrodriguezangel1]

"its taking off to another Dimension" ( sleigh fades) LMFAO

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Damn faulty wiring

[@JJ-kl7eq]

The dockings were hung By the gas station with care In the hopes Hoax Hotel Would buy a card there

[@TheHoaxHotel]

A Christmas miracle

[@vcolinc]

The scammer who stole Christmas!

[@DVincentW]

A Festivus Miracle!

[@Meatwad.Baggins]

That was beautiful 😢

[@dianalovescolors]

Hahaha 😂

[@isaiahanthony713]

Remember: Step 1: You have a virus Step 2: Send payment Step 3: Muck around

[@129140163]

isaiah Anthony 😂 I saw that too!

[@xklopan]

Poor scammers got Sleighed :D

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Rip

[@ronmower]

Your comment sleighs me...

[@user-tt2fh8nf1o]

10:56 *"Well I'll talk enough for the both of us I guess then"* :DDD

[@sethyika7198]

I kept waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting for my Christmas gift from the Hoax Hotel and it has finally arrived at my location.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Under the Boone's tree

[@bunkieboy3052]

The Ho Ho Hoax Hotel

[@WindAlchemist23]

Best early giftmas present ever!!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Better than a google play card?

[@WindAlchemist23]

The Hoax Hotel As good as a nice warm glass of Boone’s!

[@Lugo428]

@@WindAlchemist23 but what about Murphygrumpus's boysenberry sauce?

[@WindAlchemist23]

@@Lugo428 Ooooh yersh! Drizzle that over a plate full of google play cards.

[@SavvasWHUFC]

We like the fact that videos arrive so often at our location! Greetings from England.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Cheers holimadays

[@khorps4756]

the scammer is calling from your empire

[@SB-h8y1ds]

😂😂😂😂 just remember we're the only team in london to win the european cup

[@SavvasWHUFC]

@@SB-h8y1ds Who cares wherever you may be you ain't got no history. Your history started after Abramovich took over. Arsenal are by far the most historical football club in London then it's spurs and then us. You are just a bunch of Abramovich money plastic wankers.

[@pizzagateisreal]

Can't wait till we ( man utd ) take Felipe Anderson from you :)

[@PureofMindGw2]

I was on my way to Moneygram or Western Union when I saw this so I pressed Windows key and the letter R and cleared the box before I typed in Netscape navigator and navigated my way to youtube within ten to fifteen minutes.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

The only trusted method

[@BUTTFART69]

looks like you did each and every thing the package should arrive in your locations soon

[@PureofMindGw2]

@@BUTTFART69 all I had to do was pay the demurrage fee and the package was sent to my location. Please be online and a happy new year.

[@yhc5318]

Why not use voice and let jeeves handle all the rigmarole?

[@420bengalfan]

it would have been much shorter wait time if you were using windows 97

[@iamsasorii8487]

Me: My sleigh isn’t working Scammer: YoU nEeD gOoGlE pLaY cArD Me: hmmm sounds about right

[@builttrainer]

All I want for Christmas is a t-shirt with YERSH on it.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Hmmm..

[@redpillpopper3205]

@@TheHoaxHotel the wheels on the zamboni are turning now!

[@ALWTunes]

If it has Betty on the zamboni, I might buy it.

[@DarkRendarius]

and that will arrive at my location, your location, or what location ? ahh yes MY location Ill assume

[@scottbykowicz4231]

Do one thing. Make the YERSH t-shirt.

[@tatfthsog]

I died when he said google play card. First time I heard that in my location

[@PallasRil]

If you haven't heard about google play cards you might be interested in another channel called Kitboga. He streams daily and also posts on KZbin.

[@BurntAngel11]

@@PallasRil yess! I love kitboga.

[@kimberlyr.7199]

Santa is such a slick talker! Jolly and glib! Happy Holimadays🤣 Hoax! We love your videos! Merry Christmas to all!🎄🎁

[@TheHoaxHotel]

The Kringle method

[@theopinionisthighqualityopinio]

That was WONDERFUL!! It's always a good day when one of your videos pops up! These guys are REALLY impatient, aren't they?!! Despite the hundreds of videos of yours that I've watched, I'm still surprised each time they start with the "shut up", "hurry up", and the cursing at you. Your incredible visuals (I don't know what to call them) make the videos the absolute best on YT, regarding scammers. Miles and miles above the rest!! Many thanks for the laughs!!! 🌝👍🎅⛄

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Just hurry up and get to the gas station

[@miaouew]

Just hurry up and get de fockeen monyy...and shot de fokk opp

[@katrinaprice4278]

Obviously great customer service training. Wonder if they use these videos for training purposes. How to avoid scambaiters. (laughing imogi).

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

I love how you combo platter the calls with the cheesy animations complete with cell phones and other technology from like 20 years ago lol.

[@tweebthelerker3952]

These videos are great.....all of them. Thanks. Merry Christmas all!

[@xxP78xx]

Thank you for wasting every minute of this scammers time so that other honest people are not scammed. Your a legend bro!

[@tayloreisenberger9522]

Just a couple minutes down blitzen road

[@TheHoaxHotel]

I think I took a wrong turn...

[@01kilik10]

My soul gets fed every time I hear frustration in the scammer's voice.

[@senmetwo42]

Halcyon and on and on. Magnificent reference!

[@Destroy666x]

The root of the problem with your sleigh system is that you caught Christmas Tree EXEC. You can fix that with some emacsing via sendmail so that tommrow you will be able to arrive at each and every location. Don't forget some coal for scammers, I mean Microsoft certified technichutiyas, their servers need some energy to run.

[@RUDAMENTRY]

thats the "oh yes sir, youre calling about the license key" scammer 😆

[@YoungFree213]

HH uploading in 2018? It's a Christmas miracle guys!

[@khorps4756]

that last guy was the man who is alternately rude and polite

[@veloqis]

They're polite when they actually think they'll get money out of you. Otherwise, you see their real personalities.

[@khorps4756]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2LPlnd3rM-nqtE

[@willnitzschke491]

Ahh, a new hoax video in my location. It's a festivus miracle!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

I'm ready for the airing of grievances

[@DragoonBB]

I never thought I was actually going to ever run into someone being scammed by one of these grant scammed when I was at the store. I hopefully stopped them in time to get his money back. Wish I told the scammer first that Hoax sends his regards.

[@carlcoalson49]

wow. that is no way to talk or treat santa. how dare they. sounds like they are going to get a visit from krampus. as well they should.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Agreed

[@BUTTFART69]

naughty list for sure

[@mikegern3397]

I love how they don't understand the word sleigh. Makes this whole video damn funny

[@ronaldo5712]

What a lovely christmas present, thanks Hoax. Btw, don 't let scammers connect to your sleigh, ever.

[@veloqis]

I use scammer repellent whenever I go sleighing.

[@pamelaberry447]

Just found this. About peed myself! Merry Christmas!

[@krisn8820]

You have ruined all other scammer channels for me

[@Christinebanks11]

Game boy makes me fall asleep , hot chicken makes me fall asleep. Papa monkey is funny but he refuses to cuss . I tried to teach him Hindu cuss words saying said words were compliment. He didn't believe it .

[@oldbatwit5102]

Try kitboga or pappamonkey. For a more serious view check out Jim Browning.

[@heenanyou]

"Shut up now, okay?" That would make me want to send money.

[@TheJohnnyTwoRiversChannel]

Merry Christmas from Ontario !

[@garbageday587]

Merry Xmas and happy New year from Quebec City

[@lt_dagg]

What a delectable chritmas present

[@BUTTFART69]

swift and succulent

[@TheBullshit64]

*Oh Yes! A new HH upload sent straight to my location! Happy Holidays you elite Mugu Curse evader!*

[@kylebaird8813]

Celebratin' Christmas Eve with a case of Boones!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Oh yesh

[@SkeletonSyskey]

"Very Much It Will Work"

[@TheHoaxHotel]

The best guarantee

[@BUTTFART69]

will it also do each and everything

[@Nkanyiso131]

that also killed me 🤣🤣

[@dwarfbunni]

I'm subbed to lewis, kitboga, you and I follow a couple of other scam baiting youtubers and you have to be my all time favorite for the sheer fact that you go into it with the most blatently obvious bullshit and somehow it flies over their heads. The best parts are when you just go on random tangents about literally nothing and they just keep repeating the script because they have no idea what to do.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

SEND. THE. PAYMENT.

[@CoreyGoldwaves]

Excuse me? That's my favorite lol!

[@StUcKoNlEvEL1]

Your rambling is very good I even feel it when you go on a ramble spree great work man we've missed you man

[@mickikaufman5360]

Have a Happy Holimadays Festival to your location!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Mm festivals

[@mickikaufman5360]

BYOP (Bring Your Own Pomera)

[@BUTTFART69]

will there be some swift and succulent boysenberry juice

[@129140163]

stephen ford Yes, but Betty Murphy-Grumpus may have drunk it all already. She drinks so much, even her sister Gretelyn (who also drinks) can’t seem to get a sip in edgewise.

[@EdinburghAndy]

Have a great Christmas in your location. x

[@vcolinc]

And also at yours!

[@Steve-nm1pr]

Very funny as usual for all of your videos! Great job!!!

[@robertlombardo8437]

I was just telling my whole family about you over holiday brunch. And now here you are. It's Christmas at the Hoax Hotel.

[@ProTreeVideos]

Hey random person scrolling down the comments.. Happy Holidays :)

[@allooutrick8266]

How did you know I was coming by? Are you a wizard?

[@thefonz2854]

GuelphRacing you as well!

[@ty011110]

Happy holidays to you too!

[@fourdeck33]

GuelphRacing Yes, happy holidays to all...except those filthy, stinking Ghibellines.

[@rangerbass5207]

You also

[@AmandaJ4321]

So many holes in a simple request. Lol your wit is intriguing. Thank you for letting us listen and for all the time you spend making them entertaining.

[@scoobyroo5000]

I’m glad you’re back

[@lauriesingh7343]

Scooby Roo Me too. I love his videos.

[@travelaroundsydneyroads]

CLASSIC call - now im hooked and Subscribed ! awesome effort THH.

[@SarahLuster]

Mmmyeaaaa!! I absolutely die when you say that!😂😁😂🤣

[@TheHoaxHotel]

It gets points across very effectively

[@YapCentral3]

The Hoax Hotel Very much so

[@SarahLuster]

I always do a 10 sec rewind to hear it again! I'm honestly surprised at the sarcasm you throw out and they still never catch on!

[@veloqis]

@@SarahLuster: I think the scammers only know the English words in their scripts. Anything outside of that is total Greek to them!!

[@Christinebanks11]

RIP

[@aimeehogan88]

LOL! I am so glad you are back to posting regularly! That was great! I love how frustrated they get!

[@sovietbot6708]

Nope

[@hihu7200]

The next time I ride my sleigh across the Saharan tundra, I will be sure to keep a Google card or two handy to fix my sliegh if it breaks down. I bet it will be handy if the reindeer get really bad frost bite as well. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

[@ryzyt5131]

Great way to start my Sunday morning 😀

[@petepeter1857]

WHHAATTTT????? Ho Ho HO!!! A glorious Christmas present! At my Location!

[@colzbroeffectboss4619]

It's a Christmas miracle! The package has been received just in time for the holidays! Good ol' St. Rascal really delivered this year.

[@BulletAgario]

I love when you upload. Glad to see you back.

[@BulletAgario]

Omg

[@saramc1865]

Jolly good show, Kris Kringle! Thanks for delivering the video to my location!

[@roxcyn]

I love the steps you put in the cubical. 🤣

[@victoriagirdler4795]

Oh and a month ago I unplugged our landline cause of these calls. I now have a better phone and am excited to plug it back in so I can mess with these people. I have the confidence now and know how to talk to them. Itll be a great form of call blocking, as hopefully I'll annoy them so much they won't call after I talk to them. Thanks for teaching the art of scambaiting. You are THE BEST!

[@PecanBaby...]

Omg I wish I could have you're help over here with the scam callers I have been getting. I sometimes get 20 calls a day. From debt helpers through to life insurance, omg they drive you crazy so desperate to get your address details it's ridiculous at times. Depending on my mood I either ignore the call or waste their time, always Indian speaking but with English names really as if I was going to fall for that bs. It gives me something to do but damn they are so stupid. I feel sorry for any elderly people who are bombarded with these people calling, they have no care for anybody else but there greedy selves. Keep up the great work my friend you are brilliant.

[@TheBullshit64]

Just speak with an Idian accent and piss em off lmao

[@moth4256]

post their numbers to reddit r/scambait if they're scams EDIT: seems like they dont allow that anymore, don't know why as these scammers deserve to be spammed with calls EDIT 2: r/scambaiting allows posting numbers, as long as they are numbers of companies and not individuals

[@vcolinc]

@@moth4256 reddit probably doesn't want to marginalize the poor scammers

[@xeldinn86]

@@vcolinc I believe it partly has something to do with people posting real numbers and then they would get harassed. But probably mostly what you said. Even Discord doesn't allow posting scammer numbers either.

[@mustanggranturismo4952]

Another video? What a lovely Christmas gift.

[@samuraidreams1880]

Dear Santa, I appreciate you always saying "HO HO HO", but the time has come that you should learn saying "NO NO NO", especially when you get call from "John Smith".

[@victoriagirdler4795]

The Hoax Hotel, dude I've binged watched every video of yours since I found you a few weeks ago. I just ran out besides the live streams I'm saving. So seeing this notification today was great! Thank you for a Christmas video, as I'll call it your present to us viewers. Hope you have a wonderful Christmas, and everyone who's watching!

[@Jollynoose]

over the river and through the woods ,,,, to the exxon station we go .....the horse knows the way but the scammer dont .... a baiting we will go ,,,,,,,,,damn i love chissmass

[@robburns9706]

Been watching scam bait for 5 days, my step dad has been doing this shit for years. Eventually he will have me take the phone and tell them not to call anymore.. so most assuredly they continue calling every day several times a day for the next week trying to catch him without his protective son.. I cant wait for next time, I'll just play along and keep them on the line as long as possible! This is my lifes purpose, thank you for giving me such joy.

[@jerryedwards456]

I woke up this morning and found a hoax hotel in my stocking.

[@donnabyrne7391]

Awesome as always Merry Christmas

[@BenChod3]

This makes me happy for the holidays.. 🎅🏼

[@Migz2682]

This 1 was 1 of the more fun ones to listen to, your responses to him cursing were funny

[@LeBronsUnicorn]

How sweet of you to give us an early Xmas gift 💙

[@user-vn7ce5ig1z]

Wow, that irritated groan at 7:38 gets the award for best, most obnoxious moment in scamming. That he was so inconvenienced at you're taking too long to give him your money as if you're the one doing something bad just -takes- steals the cake. 🤦

[@lauriesingh7343]

I hope that you will have a wonderful Christmas.🙂

[@vcolinc]

I hope the very same for you too 🎄

[@Redge.]

Ahhh I'm so glad you're uploading again

[@GLASSGHOSTHUNTERS]

This channel is awesome!!!

[@mikenelson9961]

Merry Christmas man you create some of the funniest content ever honestly lmao like I've gone back and watched videos over multiple times like for instance the weed power one, fucking loved it keep it up brother.

[@Tacoshopinga1]

Love the content. Big fan!

[@steveray2529]

It's been a while, but well worth the wait! Nice to see you back and merry Xmas from the UK!

[@1bluegrassbass]

So happy to see this video under my tree today ! Merry Hoax-mass !!

[@anitajinfla9762]

Sheesh!! So much for JOHNs help!! Lol Merry Christmas to you, HH....🎄🎅🎄🙋

[@CONCRETEJUNGLE-be6ic]

Was bout to send a Search Party out for ya.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

I'm in the chimney

[@BUTTFART69]

@@TheHoaxHotel is the chimney in my locations

[@Skidz1818]

Due to your videos I now truly look forward to these scammer calls. It makes my day

[@TOPmusicman8]

When I see Hoax Hotel upload a new video, I get a chubby

[@keithbubb730]

Had a scammer try and sell me a cruise package the other day of Mexico, I told him f*** yeah Mexico has the best Coke, he hung up lol

[@matts2700]

You know the Google play card

[@TheHoaxHotel]

The preferred method

[@clairvoyantamnesiac9770]

It appears Captain, that this scammer does not know the myth of Santa Clause. The rein deer, sleigh and such.. elves making toys and things.. and such.. Fascinating.

[@BudFriesel]

Its official.....Scammers have no sense of humor.....as well as morals, of course. Nor Xmas Cheer.

[@jpuggles2]

Gonna be a little rickety going to the store over there ... lol! So glad Hoax is back to regular postings!

[@benjiskyler7836]

How lost were you after FIFTY wrong turns???

[@christopherreynoso5449]

I must have been good this christmas to get a new hoax hotel video!

[@ThePhantomLion]

Just discovered you a while ago, hilarious!

[@thingamerica8379]

Thanks you encourage me to have fun with them when I get some odd people calling me!