The amount of times this scammer said he was going to block me is greater than the entirety of every bitcoin transaction since 1997.
@WeedShaggy3 жыл бұрын
Try to find dogecoin scams lol
@Joesbigbro783 жыл бұрын
😂 every transaction tho
@lynnmitzy16433 жыл бұрын
Each and every dribbling dead will receive a bitcoin account, in their location.
@terrypussypower3 жыл бұрын
But he hasn’t sent the email!
@cheechmarin48123 жыл бұрын
Email user here!!!
@Astorath_the_Grim3 жыл бұрын
A Hoax Hotel is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he is in his location.
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
🧙♂️
@joohop3 жыл бұрын
Tha Main
@jessi88lee3 жыл бұрын
I have this wonderful image of Gandalf driving a Zamboni through the Shire on his way to the party. With a crate of Boones and iTunes gift cards on the back of course. Thanks for that!
@WarLocked15233 жыл бұрын
@@jessi88lee a Zamboni OR the sleigh.
@andyhughes58853 жыл бұрын
And its open 24/7.
@Gooner3333333333 жыл бұрын
Scammer: spell your email Hoax Hotel: starts spelling it Scammer: you are talking too much
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
P.....L....niner...
@robey50213 жыл бұрын
@@TheHoaxHotel were you writing from a walkie-talkie?
@LifeMushroom3 жыл бұрын
This non-stop, interrupting, talking is so annoying. I love it.
@Yani_Ya3 жыл бұрын
Same. Except that it doesn't annoy me and now I'm scared
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
😆
@manictiger3 жыл бұрын
He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt; it was really quite hypnotic.
@johnshite46563 жыл бұрын
@@TheHoaxHotel Gotta throw in some *BITCOIN* every now and then though, keep the scent in the air.
@xx-qv9tp3 жыл бұрын
"No no, we're not doing email we're doing talking" Absolutely shut him down lol. If he was smart, he'd have hung up right there
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
We do the talk
@PaladinofChaos3 жыл бұрын
For long-distance calling, I require you to listen to me: You have to pre-pay minutes in your phone line by sending me the bitcoin. Then we can have enough time for me to explain you the procedure to receive the demurrage in your area.
@KingDuken3 жыл бұрын
That’s how it is at work too LOL. Coworker: Did you get my email? Me: No but you can tell me what you said.
@toshiroyamada24433 жыл бұрын
@@CoinRingsUSA well that does sound like a simple solution
@pippa31502 жыл бұрын
He owns these fools.
@maxxs77653 жыл бұрын
I love how he can just mindlessly talk forever
@Grandpa_Joe3 жыл бұрын
I wish i had this ability. I can barely have a real conversation.
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
Need to plate solve the blockchain
@OrdoAbChao-kg5rf3 жыл бұрын
@@TheHoaxHotel ... don't forget to plex the vax and don't ingest it unless you want your body to download an inferior OS
@marioangel66823 жыл бұрын
Immagine him explaing to you how to work... hahaha
@toshiroyamada24433 жыл бұрын
People must love hoax at wedding when hes required to give a speech.
@texastedskol3 жыл бұрын
You were the first scambaiter I ever listened to, and you remain my favorite. The way you can constantly interject nonsense into the conversation with these jerks is a true talent. I always look forward to your uploads. Thanks for the laughs.
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, gotta keep that nonsense flowin
@lpronovost843 жыл бұрын
Same here
@keeislegend2 жыл бұрын
Same, I couldn’t find him even tho I was subbed, couldn’t remember the name, glad to see him still at it
@pippa31502 жыл бұрын
I kept getting recommendations for him on other scambaiter video comments. So glad I finally wandered over here!
@yarinya22 жыл бұрын
It would be great if he would upload more frequently, but I know real life is more important.
@MrStReTcH50003 жыл бұрын
“Listen to me! Listen to me!” “Oh, there they are”
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
Right on time
@toshiroyamada24433 жыл бұрын
@@TheHoaxHotel in your location.
@dcbradfo6573 жыл бұрын
I wait for the "oh there they are"
@jacoblamberson27093 жыл бұрын
I was finding the lack of it disturbing.
@pippa31502 жыл бұрын
I was worried there for a moment.
@AlexXanderMarketing3 жыл бұрын
“Excoose me. Excoose me! Oh my goodness! Are you stoopid?” Another scammer gets properly introduced to the frustrations of trying to collect an advance fee from the Hoax Hotel.
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
driving to my email now
@mitchh30923 жыл бұрын
"You are stupid man." -- guy who spent hours of his life getting trolled
@Kyosukedono3 жыл бұрын
@@TheHoaxHotel listen to me
@NeatoboyAus3 жыл бұрын
@@Kyosukedono I don't think he knows how to listen and that's why I love his videos so much lol
@mikaeluhl3 жыл бұрын
You have the ability to be absurdly annoying. Good thing you use it for good :) great power, great responsibilities. Awesome video, mate!
@NickNembus3 жыл бұрын
His scammer senses are tingling
@ketann19733 жыл бұрын
He's just trying to send the Bitcoin and hardhat is being rude 😆😅
@pippa31502 жыл бұрын
I really want to meet this guy someday. 😀😅
@blaiseayala91313 жыл бұрын
You are the best at dragging out conversations with scammers, pure perfection and finesse.
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
It must be done
@pippa31502 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see a timer on there. I can't imagine how much of their time he wastes! 🤣💗
@trindalas3 жыл бұрын
“Can you give me a listening ear?” Oblivion Guard: “You have my ear, citizen”
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
HALT
@darthcannabris54063 жыл бұрын
@@TheHoaxHotel VENGEEAANNCCCEEEE
@soulseller18383 жыл бұрын
Send these scammers to skyrim where they can collect an arrow to the knee at their location
@dimmacommunication3 жыл бұрын
"No we are not doing email, we are speaking " asserting dominance 😂😂
@unexpecteditem79193 жыл бұрын
Audial t-pose
@OrbGoblin3 жыл бұрын
You have this amazing laser precision of letting the silence hang just long enough so that he talks, and then cutting right in. It's truly a thing of beauty.
@Kyosukedono3 жыл бұрын
How do I get good at that? Talking over people , rambling and interrupting them. It's freaking gold.
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
Read a lot of 1990s tech manuals
@yes0r7873 жыл бұрын
"How do you get to Carnegie Hall?"
@KingMcvert Жыл бұрын
"We know our ABCs, those are coming back to haunt us." This line lives rent free in my brain.
@ناصرالعتيبي-ظ5و3 жыл бұрын
WOW! This is a first in the world of calling scammers! He answered the phone with "Listen to me" LMFAO 😂😂 10:37
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
Love when they don't answer with a hello
@kylebaird88133 жыл бұрын
LOOK HERE! LOOK, LISTEN!
@ivanputignef24183 жыл бұрын
"Escoos me" is the new "demurrage". Fun fact: the second most common element in the universe, right after hydrogen, is listen to me.
@mahreeohhhh3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@centrus883 жыл бұрын
No. Nothing replaces demurrage. Demurrage is love, demurrage is life.
@bobpeg74573 жыл бұрын
LiSTEN-2mE is the most common element in the entire galaxy.
@whichgodofthousandsmeansno53063 жыл бұрын
The sound of an annoyed and frustrated scammer is music to my ears.
@pippa31502 жыл бұрын
Great profile name.
@JamesLibrary3 жыл бұрын
“Excuse me. Excuse me. You continue to confuse me.” These videos amuse me.
@henrg3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an old Eminem lyric
@nobby32653 жыл бұрын
Nice rhymes 😂💯
@StuLenS_Gaming2 жыл бұрын
Ok ok , I see what you did here 👌🏾🔥
@doclewis89273 жыл бұрын
Cool...Jim Browning AND Hoax Hotel both releasing videos in the same week for me to watch on the weekend!!! AWESOME!
@mrhakz3303 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the atomic shrimp 🙂
@JWJIV20053 жыл бұрын
I just adore how you push these scammers to the point that they just answer their phones with complete silence. It always cracks me up. Thank you good Sir for taking the time to listen to me. You don't even charge demurrage, it's great!
@over-educated-sp3 жыл бұрын
I get just as much joy, as you, listening to you, drive these people absolutely nuts.
@over-educated-sp3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the love brother! I’ve been a fan from the start. What a long, strange trip it’s been. On a side note, you’re tenacity, is a thing of legends, and knowing in the end, you’ve chipped away at their sanity, gives me tremendous pleasure. Keep up verbal lobotomy!
@christiangonzales74293 жыл бұрын
Scammer sounded incredibly narcissistic. Anyone who likes to have full control over anyone they are dealing with by being rude and demanding usually are.
@pippa31502 жыл бұрын
Seems like a trait most of these cretins share.
@Journeyfer3 жыл бұрын
You spun the Dead or Alive commission round like a record !
@missmaam7923 жыл бұрын
Baby, right round, round, round . . .
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
Right round into the excuse mes
@Dave-dr4yy3 жыл бұрын
Your delivery on these scammers are priceless! Love it!
@rubberduckyurda1743 жыл бұрын
Loved the digressions! Plate solving, noise in the image, and the best was "X, like Ex-Machina, well the second letter of Ex-Machina, I guess, and then you got a little dash in there, but...". That's so how my mind works!
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
Gonna plate solve the ol machina, guaranteed to work...
@oskararnarson3 жыл бұрын
I think his patience was amazing to be honest, lol. I would have been crying in the first conversation.
@lynnmitzy16433 жыл бұрын
First day of spring and Hoax is in my location.
@anuscrumbler3 жыл бұрын
Snowing today here in Austria
@aedanmacdonald77603 жыл бұрын
Spring has been sent to your current location
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
Bitcoins sprouting in your location
@johnproctor64382 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I watch these videos, I am amazed at how much you say, but never repeat yourself. It’s a true talent. A gift.😂
@ErinnnnL3 жыл бұрын
I love how you're able to get every scammer you talk to into the same rage
@nassermj76713 жыл бұрын
Owing to the number of 'excuse me's' the dead/alive commission has announced his departure.
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
giving the listen to me's a run for their money, er- bitcoin
@gururue59963 жыл бұрын
Never forget to always listen to me!
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
never
@ZhangtheGreat3 жыл бұрын
And that you're a stupid man. Never forget that too.
@toxicpoizon2 жыл бұрын
Man this has to be one of the most polite scammers ever! Not a single "Listen" or "Shut up", just "Excuse Me".
@scottgraham60453 жыл бұрын
I always love the art involved in these vids
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
Mspaint on meth
@pippa31502 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine hiw much time he spends editing. ❤
@LunatheMoonDragon3 жыл бұрын
the true existential horror is that there's probably a person that unironically talks like this guy on a regular basis
@neverthesame78873 жыл бұрын
which one though? hahaha!
@pippa31502 жыл бұрын
We used to ask my old friend CJ if his train of thought had a caboose. Lol.
@bryndows3 жыл бұрын
‘I guess this is a phone’ lol your attention to detail is succulent.
@TheLawCoyoteTLC3 жыл бұрын
"Listen to me" merchandise is brilliant!
@ClicoVision3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what goes through their head when they insult him and he just continues with the conversation like normal 😂. Like do they start to doubt their English or do they feel more confident in scamming him.
@brit-in-czech3 жыл бұрын
In the dozens of these types of videos I have watched this one has by far the absolute most 'listen to me's in it that I have ever heard. You have surely achieved a record here out of all the scam baiters. Congrats, this was a masterclass.
@lt_dans__leggs5732 жыл бұрын
The fact that you introduce yourself as Email User and the scammer just goes with it makes me laugh so hard! The scammer is only focused on the scam or maybe he doesn't understand! LOL We went from "Listen to Me" to "Excuse Me" then back to "Listen to Me" Then back to the "Excuse Me" etc etc LOL Great animation!
@zcomz3 жыл бұрын
You’re a godgifted vocabularian. Always enjoying ur uploads tremendously! 🤘🤘
@pippa31502 жыл бұрын
Vocabularian. What an awesome word.
@Lisa-pb3qp3 жыл бұрын
Round and round she goes, where she stops nobody knows. Ha ha ha. You’re such a genius at this!
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
Round into the email header
@Lisa-pb3qp3 жыл бұрын
@@TheHoaxHotel 😏
@Bandit-Darville2 жыл бұрын
He says you talk too much but i feel you talk just about the right amount, at the right times.
@Deeveeaar3 жыл бұрын
Great video! I spend alot of time every day with crypto scams, they are a pandemic!
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
So many, they want those tasty gains
@chrischandler8893 жыл бұрын
Do you know if Centus.one is a scam?
@fairydragonbreath91923 жыл бұрын
@@chrischandler889 if it's hyip don't do any. I did lost over a grand. Either mine, or just put money into it from an exchange like gemini. If mining I use NiceHash. there is also HoneyMiner.
@Luzviminda7773 жыл бұрын
DVR , love your stuff too
@shawns9316 Жыл бұрын
@13:15 Dude is a natural lyricist.
@nader123shah3 жыл бұрын
The wait is worth it. Don't make us wait for this long. Great job! Location
@theoneandonlypaulobiisatee33413 жыл бұрын
Scammer: Listen to me, listen to me. HH: Oh, There they are
@EnUsUserScreenname3 жыл бұрын
OBI IS A TIIF
@losxlakers3 жыл бұрын
As always great content! It sounded like he actually said “A, D, C, E”, which is even worse. Lol.
@lrowerowe72073 жыл бұрын
I love the way that you waste the scammers time and piss them off.
@lifeloverNorris3 жыл бұрын
This scammer reminds me of Mr Josh Brown, not as angry but close enough. I love those "Are you stupid?" 😂
@kyleanderson29493 жыл бұрын
Don’t be a dumb
@scott36053 жыл бұрын
The nerve of that scammer saying you talk too much. 🤣i don't think you drove him to the brink of sanity. I think he went fully over the brink.
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
I was just trying to read out my email 😔
@Thomas-cl9cz3 жыл бұрын
Yes! Hoaxy is the best, bring back weekly videos to my each and every location each and every week
@idontanswerquestions.2713 жыл бұрын
I am indeed a big fan for the blathering style. Borderline dementia style. Innocent inquisitive random plate painting pan galactic gargle- blaster.
@oregondude94113 жыл бұрын
I love how you say "what" just often enough to irritate him.
@noloking3 жыл бұрын
Good to see you back to form. This coming from a Zimbabwean location.
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
Cheers in your location
@mrhorse65873 жыл бұрын
Scammer: This will be the last time you will call me. Hoax Hotel: No no... Keep up the good work brother, you are the King, the OG, and the G.O.A.T.
@pippa31502 жыл бұрын
He should have millions of followers. He deserves them!
@harlingo13 жыл бұрын
About time!!! I kept checking every week, now my Saturday is complete!!! Thanks for the upload!
@AlexanderKellyespn3 жыл бұрын
You are my favorite. Your ramblings and sayings drive them into insanity 🤣
@billyjoesmo82513 жыл бұрын
You share the genius of Bob Newhart with the conversation on phone but we could actually hear the other side too
@pouringsalt34603 жыл бұрын
STILL my favorite scambaiter. Love your work. Cheers.
@dillhole46033 жыл бұрын
No doubt! 👍
@Tampo-tiger3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest I've heard. Am crying like a baby here at the "Liss-ten to me" stuff!
@Valspartame_Maelstrom3 жыл бұрын
“LISTEN TO ME! LISTEN TO ME!” “OH YES. THERE THEY ARE.” 😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@jonathanjackson25873 жыл бұрын
The scammer looks like he's got curlers on his head at first glance,you've by far easily got the funniest and best animation of scammers videos that I've seen,the little facial expressions,upside-down heads,in one frame the mouth is positioned one way then another frame its different, things going on in the background,so much effort put into the vids, at times I try to stop myself from aughing as i know how bad my stomach hurts once I get going...just brilliant!!! 👌🏾
@MOONSUN4Life3 жыл бұрын
My favorite excuseme to listentome ratio is fluctuating this morning, sir.
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
Within the standard email range
@NS-mr5gh3 жыл бұрын
You are freakin awesome. Thankyou for all the absolute gold content!!! We love it. Big love from New Zealand 🇳🇿.
@Ninasanz833 жыл бұрын
What a gift in this beautiful Saturday morning!
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
is this a... what day is this?
@misiekvuychik37683 жыл бұрын
It's Saturday evening here in Poland. 🇺🇸🇵🇱🤍❤️🤍🇩🇪🇬🇧
@cheechmarin48123 жыл бұрын
Noon Saturday here in my location Texas
@lynnmitzy16433 жыл бұрын
First day of spring in Pennsylvania .
@ciaraa20113 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious 😂 I love when he talks over the scammer, they just lose it!
@Tazzman2253 жыл бұрын
His voice sounds so familiar! I think you talked to him once before.
@MeriaDuck3 жыл бұрын
The only glimmer of hope the scammer gets is the repeated "I want to send bitcoin sir", feeding their greed 😆 until the balance finally tips towards a loss of patience and/or sanity 🤣
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to send it😔
@rayjay19753 жыл бұрын
How many times did he say LISTEN TO ME, you should have had a listen to me counter on the screen for us 😂🤣
@lordvishnu81722 жыл бұрын
The way he says, "ExcUUUse me, excUUUse me" he sounds like a Sesame Street character.
@whattheflimflam3 жыл бұрын
"We KNOW our ABCs sir... those are coming back to haunt us." "I SAID EXCOOZE ME. EXCOOZE ME." *I cant breathe*
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
a...b...c...........e
@TimVassa3 жыл бұрын
That part killed me! 🤣🤣🤣
@paulmarcusson22173 жыл бұрын
18:18 'Excuse Me!' - great Tobias Funke reference :)
@SinisterScoundrel6562 Жыл бұрын
Even though it wasn't one of those STFU&L scammers, this is still oscar worthy.
@atlejosde3 жыл бұрын
Thank you HH for blessing us for another upload! Love the "listen to me" hoodie!
@Andi_Frost_XPR0PR183 жыл бұрын
"This will be the last time" *This was not the last time*
@budkeegan69273 жыл бұрын
now he's back, back again.... love it
@jonathang82633 жыл бұрын
Another brilliant video. I'll be honest though and say I'm a little disappointed there was no demurrage.
@-gearsgarage-3 жыл бұрын
Bro!!! Where have you been? I’ve been having to go back and binge your old videos to feed the laughter I require. I truly hope all is well in your location and you finally received the gold and lottery winnings you have been promised so many times.
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
They came in through the toaster connection
@Drain_Life_Archive3 жыл бұрын
You know your mission was successful when the number is disconnected.
@allyce75403 жыл бұрын
Haven't heard from you for awhile. Good to hear your voice. Hope all is going well for you in this new reality of ours!
@africa_everyday3 жыл бұрын
I love you hoax hotel. I could be watching ur videos repeatedly.
@acrid26953 жыл бұрын
Hey babatunde!
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
Oh yes please
@nikjanevmusic3 жыл бұрын
had a great laugh again with this guy... and im impressed you know PLO and NLH...its what i do. cheers from Australia
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
throwin in some short deck for real bitcoin holdings
@nikjanevmusic3 жыл бұрын
@@TheHoaxHotel haha we should have got your patient scammer into a game before you drove the poor thing insane lol. Nice talking to you user, and you know your poker. Love it.
@plowboy7183 жыл бұрын
I've learned a lot from you. I now waste their time as much as possible now.
@icy-hearted-angel3 жыл бұрын
Cracks me up in these vids when you act so shocked when the scammers start slinging swearing insuts at you & you're like "WHAT??!? " 😂🤣😂🤣
@rhmbraun3 жыл бұрын
"What we have here, is a failure to communicate" - The Captain from Cool Hand Luke
@MrBoomblaster3 жыл бұрын
The ratio of excuse me vs I'm going to block you is out of this world! Love your stuff man, please consider a collab with kitboga!
@atmywhitson3 жыл бұрын
YES!!! That would be priceless! 😂
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
I will block you... 20 calls later...
@africa_everyday3 жыл бұрын
Ironically, I was actually watching one of ur videos. I miss u
@PedroJimenez-nf8rc3 жыл бұрын
I love all these MUGU'S!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 HOAX HOTEL you are the MAN BRO!!!!!!!
@POP80Y.83 жыл бұрын
Time for the 🍿, Catch you on the Next one, or on the cliffs of Dover, 🙂
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
either way
@siy82303 жыл бұрын
13:56 Civil War!! Clearly went right over Scammers head lol (I forget the film they sampled it from but great tune nonetheless)
@TheHoaxHotel3 жыл бұрын
Cool Hand Luke in your location
@siy82303 жыл бұрын
@@TheHoaxHotel ah yes!!
@MundMoriginal3 жыл бұрын
You would think someone who's a scammer by profession, would know when he gets scammed.
@pippa31502 жыл бұрын
They aren't known for their brains.
@pavolplaysgames39253 жыл бұрын
13:56 love the cold hand luke reference :D
@spydertv11953 жыл бұрын
Here early and catching scammers in their rat hole as they lose their sanity very quickly
@maxjohn60123 жыл бұрын
Some top-quality balderdash right there dude, nice work.
@Blippity_Bloop643 жыл бұрын
Between you and Kitboga, I'm not sure who is better at turning interrupting with a rambling statement into an art form.
@Buzzbox3rd3 жыл бұрын
Bloody funny. Great work mate , keep em rolling in.
@OIFIIIOIF-VET3 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for the extended car warranty scammer hahahah
@reseausalsadream26913 жыл бұрын
I always love to hear the "Listen to me -Ah, here they are."