How To ACTUALLY Survive a Crocodile Attack

[@TheInfographicsShow]

Stay calm and drown the sucker! 💪🏻

[@donnyinderawan6196]

@MrBeast how the heck u end up here?!?

[@dontrellwilder9304]

You should do one called “What If You Held Your Sneeze In For The Rest Of Your Life”

[@andytan2412]

@MrBeast YOUR FAKE YOU HAVE NO SUBS AND TAKE THE REAL MR BEASTS VIDEOS EXPOSED.

[@andytan2412]

Ah gator bait is an actual thing where back in the day enslaved babies or kids were used as gator bait for hunting I wondered why they never used meat instead probably because kids splash water and gets the gators attention 5:09

[@pimpdaddykermit2965]

MrBeast get out of here faker

[@dsantiago1000]

How to not die: Step 1: avoid dying Step 2: repeat step 1 as often as possible

[@crimsonify6245]

Is it coincidence that I used these two steps to survive even before I saw this comment

[@vibrantmoral849]

@@crimsonify6245 :ooooooo

[@jessebrown4755]

great advice

[@Axquirix]

"Because no one has ever been attacked by a crocodile in their own bath tub" Yet.

[@stiffstud8511]

Yeah it's gonna somehow happen one day I bet

[@narutouzamaki2761]

Aye mate do you live in Australia it happens 200 times a minute

[@sephypantsu]

I can already hear this happen in Florida

[@fam.kamakasi3282]

well believe it or not its happened in a local town in australia recently dudes pet croc managed to get out of his pool and sneak into the house old mate went to go take a bath and midway through the crocs come through the door (wasnt a very big croc mind you only about 1m-1.2m) it ended jumping into the tub with him and the guy shat himself tried launching out of the tub but thats only annoyed the croc so its chomped down on his leg luckily it let go pretty quick because crocs only hunt if they are hungry if you have a well fed croc chances are its gonna leave you alone dude ended up with about 45 stitches it was the talk of the town for about 3 months after that

[@VOLAIRE]

Well, now I _have_ to watch this cuz you never know....

[@bibbleinsane3290]

🐊

[@pessimisticpianist582]

Especially if you live in Australia, like me.

[@Ana-pj1gf]

Literally me every time they upload a video

[@ilikelobsters.2376]

𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 why u everywhere??

[@CW-dl2dd]

Think I've seen you on either a few Jacksepticeye or Markiplier vids

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Every year, thousands of crocodiles are attacked by Florida man. Many don't survive

[@earlyjokesarelameandunfunn9794]

sorry but there are only alegators in florida aligators are smaller and are not as strong

[@golden46k]

So many errors

[@golden46k]

Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access stop your everywhere

[@rhencythefloridianfilipino5343]

Florida Man

[@justsomebigfootwithinterne3558]

Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access that’s why we stay in the woods

[@nemanja98rs]

A croc wants to drown me! The Infographic Show: Uno Reverse card

[@theartofmastery3674]

"Florida man charged with throwing alligator into Wendy’s"

[@sillyanimators1519]

😂😂

[@kevinboyle3104]

He has raised the bar and I must now overcome it

[@hi-sf8cw]

"Florida man gets arrested for wrestling a alligator"

[@NishiMiyamura]

Alligator:yeah can I have a large burger

[@jokearoundjake2817]

Undead memes so true

[@marcodeluna8521]

Seems like evolution has a favorite animal.

[@someguy3766]

I dunno man, evolution has been pretty kind to humans. We might not have 3000lb per square inch bite force, but then crocs don't have cars or space stations, whereas we do. Big brains are handy things!

[@ffuuu2018]

@@VeryLazyLama explain how it is a woooosh?

[@ffuuu2018]

@@VeryLazyLama also don't link outside reddit

[@TheInfographicsShow]

😂

[@someguy3766]

@@VeryLazyLama It's not a r/wooosh dude, I got his point/joke. I was just putting forward the idea that humans, in spite of our apparent weakness and lack of natural defenses, have been gifted by mother nature in other, arguably more potent ways than crocs have. Nature has designed crocs to be the perfect killer, but it has designed humans to be the perfect thinker. The things we build, the things we create, the systems we develop, are all remarkable and no other species even comes close. Which is why we dominate the planet while crocs, for all their ferocity, do not.

[@Chard9463]

You have to determine first if it's a crocodile or alligator, which you can check by confirming if it'll see you later or see you in a while.

[@Bell-hj3zc]

No just no my dude XD

[@jamesevans938]

You can simply tell by where you are in the world unless you live in the Florida since the Florida Everglades is the only place on earth that you will find crocodiles and alligators living together

[@kw8196]

This is so funny to me

[@Dark666Butterfly]

@@jamesevans938 Double the fun then...

[@Dark666Butterfly]

That was quite funny x)

[@spel9840]

"Australia is a madhouse of all the world's deadliest animals and insects, and human beings have no business living there" These are the words that I live by

[@goneguy9442]

Australia being a really dangerous place? Nope that’s a myth. I’ve never seen a scorpion or known anyone who’s been bitten by a snake or anyone going to hospital for a spider’s bite. And yes I’ve lived all over the place in Australia from North Queensland to Victoria in the south to the outback regions of South Australia.

[@spel9840]

Alright

[@Blazin_Tundra]

@@goneguy9442 weird flex but okay

[@Racko.]

@@goneguy9442 Cool story bro

[@Kayjai97]

@@goneguy9442 Hey, the one thing Australia doesn't have is deadly scorpion. I should know, I've been stung by one.

[@Kennypeagler]

How to survive a crocodile attack: Don't go near a crocodile. Thanks for the advice, Infographics Show.

[@crimson2knight]

"no one has ever been attacked by crocs in the shower" Released the movie"crawl"

[@blair7001]

I watched that movie yesterday! I had to cover my eyes to not be traumatized forever to to some of the scenes

[@bjgokrayy]

LOL I have a cousin and he went with me and family to go see it and he got so scared yet and still rewind a couple of months when we went on a trail next to a lake with gators everywhere he was so confined

[@gamingwithjules7100]

I love that movie I saw it twice in theaters lol

[@tomascurti1753]

"Why do humans continue to taunt mother nature's wrath by living in Australia?"

[@odstkefro3343]

I dunno mate but I sure don't pick a fight with em Kangaroos lol.

[@pannacottafugo7777]

Australia is being destroyed by bunnies. How tf-

[@Korixon.]

@Ike22 yea their kicks are super strong and good easily Break your bones

[@Craig61-f2u]

You have obviously never visited Australia, I live here, in Victoria Australia, The nearest crock from here is 2800 kilometeres away, we have big wide open spaces, but along the East Coast of Auustralia is very heavy populated, 25,704,340 people, you need to visit Australia

[@Craig61-f2u]

@Ike22 How did Australia solve the EMU problem? Image result for emu vs australian army The only logical way to deal with the emus was what happened eventually. The government placed a bounty on the emus and let the farmers handle it - which they did very well. Over time, the farmers would collect a bounty on over 57,000 emus and the farms turned profitable again.

[@dainah105]

I was born and live in Darwin Australia (biggest saltwater croc population in Australia) and we as kids basically have to get brainwashed to be scared of natural water. Whenever your anywhere near water as a kid your parents are constantly “get back from the water” “there could be crocs here” “get more than three metres back or a croc can get you” and always have rangers coming in to primary school telling you the danger... as an adult, even if we leave darwin and go somewhere that crocs aren’t... we’re all terrified of natural water

[@tryxu2248]

I love how the infographics covers every possible outcome.

[@hanavintage_westwood7989]

Australian here, the biggest australian rule when it comes to the animals here is to respect them. Respect the animal and it will respect you.

[@x0q4]

I love these animations 😂

[@TheInfographicsShow]

Thank you! ♥

[@Dark666Butterfly]

Hahaha same

[@nidhalsormali3051]

@@TheInfographicsShow ESPECIALLY THAT PART WHERE THE SHARKS WERE JUMPING UP IN THE WATER

[@conked944]

Something something something “crocs are going to learn how to use firearms”

[@magebagel6700]

and I'm going to teach them

[@Fortunavirtu]

Mother Nature: lets give this snake thing incredible speed and agility and strength Me: Well I have thumbs

[@dustinfirestone5319]

Mother Nature: Wait for it.

[@alecioffi3173]

We have GUN

[@Acquittal]

This would've been useful in my dream a month ago.

[@Javtzc]

i escape 7 crocks

[@cayben8865]

before: the infographics show now: the survivographics show

[@therealamerican99.76]

Lol

[@tylerbaldwin3269]

Love how it began with, "you probably won't", absolutely floored me

[@robertpierce7978]

Survive I’m never putting myself in that position

[@Amateur9712.]

5:20 An excuse to not go outside

[@1hpgaming557]

Infographics 2019: "If you live in Australia just don't leave the house." You got jokes KEKW.

[@spel9840]

Sharks. Tigers. Crocodiles. I can avoid all these things by simply never leaving my house

[@A_Random_Rat]

This aged poorly because now we CAN’T leave

[@crimsonify6245]

This comment is responsible for the global pandemic

[@Sir_Uncle_Ned]

I got stung by a jellyfish once. Swore I would never go to the beech again after that. If I want to swim, just go to a pool. And if I want some salt water exposure, just put some salt in the tub

[@vibes2715]

5:47 As a swimmer in Florida I don’t know how to feel about this 😂😂

[@Jayrospray]

Everytime i hear "crocodile" it reminds me of Steve Irwin R.I.P 😞

[@Jskvvn]

U know what's funny the crocodile in this looks so friendly but irl there terrifying

[@sburton015]

I remember years ago when I was fishing in lakes in central Florida and many times, I would see an alligator swimming slowly not too far away. Thankfully, they all just mined their own business and never tried to attack me.

[@somedaysoon9551]

5:20 *sigh* You know how the international "leave me alone" sign is someone having on earbuds with the volume all the way up? Well, in Australia's case, Mother Nature has on earbuds and Australians are still trying to ask her if it hurt when she fell from heaven.

[@zuppoblitz6627]

Can you do a video on how Hong Kong can gain independence?

[@therealamerican99.76]

Yes!

[@golden46k]

BC Bob honk konk uh clickbate

[@ccvvssgg6844]

HK will always belong to china

[@Baldoxxx4000]

The mainland needs to protest too, but sadly they are already under control

[@golfball6276]

The eyes are the groin of the head -Dwight Schrute

[@Ethybubs10]

Ouch! I'm an Aussie and Australia is a beautiful country, and they're aren't crocs in the southern parts of the country. Also we don't have alligators. Anyway, great show and great content.

[@justsomebigfootwithinterne3558]

That’s why me and my dad stay in the woods

[@CheekiScrubb]

justin y turned into a bigfoot

[@lightsprite6128]

@@CheekiScrubb XD

[@saitamacraft5322]

Hey, Its you again!

[@queasyhh9518]

Just some Bigfoot with internet access son best name ever

[@saitamacraft5322]

Wait but alligators live in the woods

[@drvince0725]

As an Australian: yes I haven’t gone out my house since birth

[@jab-io2po]

“Easy to follow steps” 😂

[@pessimisticpianist582]

As an Australian, *I think it's time to immigrate*

[@caleb6590]

I’ve been watching too many crocodile attack videos so I definitely need this. I just need to avoid their special attack: DEATH ROLL

[@xrookx1573]

Crocodile: I’m the best animal on the planet! Jaguar: allow me to introduce myself

[@harviyssibayan9183]

Anaconda: hold my boar

[@landong3064]

I love how the man on the surf board starts riding it like a skateboard

[@insurancescam9489]

Fact: when a crocs is in land. It can do a short sprint as fast as a horse

[@katana_on_a_keychain]

I love everything about this whole fricking animation the comedic timing is the best

[@datoldmeme2387]

Well crocodiles have changed a bit since 65 million years ago, now when you go to a lake you don’t need to worry about one that’s the size of a school bus

[@alexrehak5564]

Maybe it is just because they dont live long enough to grow up to that size.

[@dahpickle6507]

Australia can’t even stay inside either my aunt came home from work and found a snake the size her arm

[@arteblack13]

My 11th grade bus stop had an alligator that hung out under it the entire year, and yes, I'm from Florida.

[@churchofthespaceturtle]

The sharks and crocodiles bouncing and playing at 1:20 are kinda cute, bruh.

[@il-kurse-li6367]

Finally. A safe technique to go swim with sharks.

[@Nobodyss21]

3:10 Man, these guys know their friend get snatched by a freakin croc and they are just smiling and continue to fishing😱

[@lesliedavenport6608]

Can you make a video on " What would it be like in the U.S. if we didnt pay taxes"

[@firmanhermawan7176]

How to survive crocodile attack Step 1: Go to antartica

[@andreaswinklmaier2852]

Golden Rule when You meet a predator: only food runs

[@christopher4227]

Infographic:if you leave in Australia do not go outside Australian: TRIGGERED

[@goneguy9442]

Australia being a really dangerous place? Nope that’s a myth. I’ve never seen a scorpion or known anyone who’s been bitten by a snake or anyone going to hospital for a spider’s bite. And yes I’ve lived all over the place in Australia from North Queensland to Victoria in the south to the outback regions of South Australia.

[@SuperAtheist]

first step: DON'T PANIC second step: STOP PANICKING

[@MegaJase12]

I'm Australian teacher and one of my darling students was sadly taken by a croc, he was pulled out of his boat while fishing and was only eight. You can not survive a salty attack.

[@jimmyuk007]

What happened? Body found?

[@maggiebolin2276]

I had a dream that I was attacked by an alligator, so I decided to inform myself in case it happened in real life. Even though I live in Indiana.

[@chance_man1]

You know crocs live there

[@_Mr.D]

Just had 3 Bears in my backyard after knocking over the trash cans in the front of the house 3 different nights (now cans are kept in the Garage). I filmed one of them walking just 15 ft in front of me. Fortunately I was standing on the deck above it. I jokingly called it and surprisingly it walked to the large tree next to the deck and I heard it scratching. It was dark and that's when I ran inside. Tomorrow is trash day so I will see if they come again! Already once I almost walked directly into the big ones path (also got on film) so it is a little freaky going outside especially when you see the large footprints in the morning. If I end up having to battle it I will let you know the answer to your question. Lol Hopefully I will never be giving you an answer!!!

[@TheRealMystcadia]

Crocodiles are The ultimate lifeform.

[@KK-mh5lk]

You should try to use your non dominant hand for like 30 or more days

[@TheGirlTalk223]

the screams in the animation are the best part

[@rithicadevireddy]

I've always thought Sharks and crocodiles are the scariest, guess they're the most ancient too. An earth with dinosaurs must've really been BADASS 😅 more like a Mad Max X Jurassic park

[@Davidovar34]

Same. They both terrify me, especially crocodiles.

[@loganhayes9022]

I worked marine construction in south florida for years . Had the honor of seeing a 12 ft saltwater crocodile and 10-foot bull shark within 30 ft of me in the water . Safe to say i quit that day lol

[@kakashihakate5315]

Nice

[@TheFalconking]

Also is you grab its snout and keep it closed with your hands, there`s no way it can open it to bite you. the muscles that open the mouth are too weak, contrary to the ones that close it to bite.

[@billyp1460]

Do “what to do when a you get bit by a spider” I’d love to learn seen as I live in Australia

[@jc4920]

Immediately remove rings, bracelets and watches. That only applies if you are bit in the arm hand etc. Tie a string around the effected area to cut of circulation to the rest of the body and call emergency services, ambulance specifically! Describe the spider that bit you to receive appropriate anti venom. Hope this helps if this ever happens.

[@fuuddijdjsoskwjdjd5766]

This makes australia look like there are crocodiles are running on the roads and are in your local supermarket

[@redsk94king79]

In some places in Australia that's true ha

[@hessa7835]

Corona spreads around and everyone is looking for way to avoid it Me * watch how to survive a crocodile attack

[@jessebrown4755]

me too, surviving a crocodile attack is way more valuable to learn COVID ya just need a few Tylenol

[@Achillez098]

Been playing a lot of Total War Warhammer 2 lately, now I understand why Kroxigors are so powerful

[@CoCAVIC]

As someone who lives in the tropics of Australia I can say that through loving near these creatures one of the only things I can argue against in this is that making lots of noise or irritation in the water has been known to drive some crocodiles away after they have attacked someone, it obviously depends on the size of the crocodile but it has been done quite a few times and is frequently used by Aboriginals. *edit* Also many larger adult crocodiles have missing limbs from fights with others, they actually have incredible resistance to bacterial infections and almost always survive unless there teeth or jaws are broken.

[@craigejustcraige3841]

I just saw one of there really old video 9 yrs ago and now I’m watching this

[@abhinavshah5722]

Before 1000 views in an Infographics Show! Nice

[@sphakamisozondi]

Sharks and crocs are so perfect, they didnt need evolution. Jellyfish: *imma see myself out.*

[@defentlynothere]

I live in Florida and see gators everday on my morning runs. I don't mess with them, they don't mess with me. They are easy 5 ft off the bank from the trails at peace river

[@jovannipizarro]

Absolute mad lad

[@x0q4]

Dona Lyn I love gators

[@Minnastina]

Great! I live in Darwin Australia. & my mum was a part owner of the crocodile jumping tour. So don't know why I'm watching this!?! My old next door neighbor got eaten by a croc while he & his wife were fishing. He's dead now!😭 his poor wife could only watch as it ate him. So inevitably she really lost her mind & had to be hospitalized. What a horrible thing to happen. I've had nightmares of it happening ever since. Crocs are no joke. She said it happened so quick she couldn't do anything. What a horrible way to loose a loved one.😭😭😭

[@jeovelitotorres7056]

*You thing this is bad, just you wait for the snapping turtle !*

[@sealornodeal5668]

True.

[@karimmohamed2891]

2:32 some crocodilian were proved to walk on two front legs like postosuchus

[@ChuckFreakingNorris]

A crocodile wouldn't survive me

[@quietone291]

Idk why but that croc holding a gun had be rollin😂😂😂

[@trinakline7873]

I've sat next to alligators once, one was like at least 15 feet their kinda cute to be honest

[@trinakline7873]

and i didnt loose anything from my body

[@jedivenomsnake9487]

@@trinakline7873 You’re lucky they’re less aggressive than crocodiles.

[@mikesims5252]

I don't know what was more funny; the croc chasing the guy with the blender or when he stabbed the croc for 1 hit point. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@legozd2761]

Infographic show: *remain calm* Also calm fisherman fishing: AM I A JOKE TOO YOU

[@ejpadilla4238]

This is why alligators/crocodiles are the one animal that I TRULY fear.

[@CruzControl96]

I can only imagine the fear of a Croc with a Glock...

[@freddiemercury2075]

it's called a Glockcrodile

[@chizomni]

@@freddiemercury2075 get out of here

[@Davidovar34]

@@freddiemercury2075 Hahahaha

[@arittractive4600]

"So what happens if one of these prehistoric killers decide to make you it's next snack? How can you survive a crocodile attack?" OOP- LIL INFOGRAPHICS IN THE HOUSE-

[@maggiee639]

People don’t realize how dangerous crocodiles and alligators are. A 3 foot one can death roll you if they catch you off guard.

[@lonianaa8202]

I’m so tempted to test these tricks

[@A_Random_Rat]

Tell me how it goes

[@lock1down__]

How to survive a crock attack just wrap your body around it’s mouth easy 🤷‍♂️

[@deathbyunicorn5213]

I thought Hippos had the best bite strength. Learn something new every day

[@wrentheprince]

Y do i see dis in my recommended at 4 37 in de morning lol

[@shanekassis]

Lives in Minnesota still watches this video

[@bigbenny5165]

When your an aussie country kid you learn to respect them but you dont really worry about them 😂

[@sterlingmckenzi2235]

Same

[@cozygoats6796]

🤣🤣 crocodile with guns eyy keep the vibe man.....

[@deluxous]

I wanna grow a 80 ft long croc And become a billionare

[@thatguy7301]

it's not that bad down here in Australia. Except for the spiders and the snakes that are often underestimated.

[@josesolis159]

This episode was great. I'm guessing that the least important writer wrote this 👍.

[@TheInfographicsShow]

Why? ☺

[@kesouuo]

"DO NOT ENTER (WATER NOT SAFE)" People in horror movies: Ima pretend i didnt saw that

[@arglaxz.o8021]

Florida teen R.K.O.'s alligator for the second time

[@thesoulfury4591]

Saltwater crocodiles: im the biggest crocodile to exsist Sarcosuchus: *hold my 12 meters*

[@masol3726]

7:32 this is probably the only hottest character i've seen in this show

[@Lorenzo-bq2ch]

I saw an episode of “I shouldn’t be alive” and a man survived a croc attack in Africa exactly doing that: as the croc attacked him on one arm he used the other sticking it deep inside the mouth and break that valve. The croc then immediately let go ...Easier said then done but he did it