How to Actually Survive Being Stabbed

[@troyt6532]

“The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed.” Stab victim: *Why didn’t I think of that!?*

[@prompuripat1265]

It’s like saying if your drowning just breathe air

[@Jamal-im5yu]

@@prompuripat1265 if ur dead just get up

[@girlyt33ngirl]

@@Jamal-im5yu If ur in the hospital just dont go

[@adanhassan7636]

400th like ez

[@lockdownhamza]

“If your stuck, just click the unstuck button” -Sun Tzu, Art Of Simplicity.

[@_Caedwyn]

"please dont shoot me" shooter : "understandable, have a nice day"

[@MJane-sensei_darlins]

@@Redwan777 *promises are made to be broken*

[@user-zb3kp3ru3z]

Shooter: Brings out knife

[@doge896]

@@user-zb3kp3ru3z “please dont stab me!”

[@direnoiraen8087]

@@doge896 brings out a car

[@Angiepookiebear]

@@direnoiraen8087 Mary Poppins

[@goodboyeah5049]

“Ask them politely to stop” THIS SEEMS TO BE A GREAT IDEA!

[@katytavegia8661]

That's the Canadian response

[@TREY9INE]

It really is depends on if the person has a heart

[@jamiegall4180]

“excuse me, can you please stop shooting me” 💀

[@franchesca._.]

@@jamiegall4180 imagine… 💀

[@mog5397]

@@jamiegall4180 "okay, sorry for inconvenience"

[@colorbugoriginals4457]

"lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed" me too, bro, me too.

[@skullduggery7917]

So relatable lol

[@6offdutyninjasN1]

I've been looking everywhere and there's no where to put this but here!!!!

[@vive335]

Lol

[@amazingsupergirl7125]

I don’t like it

[@KO_Manic]

@@amazingsupergirl7125 3

[@Potato-km4zg]

Aight thx.

[@ofespp]

Potato salad

[@ArcPlayz]

Daddy

[@BlockoBasso]

But did you die?

[@pyrotank1232]

PUMPKINPIEEEEEEEEEE

[@svantelignell738]

@@BlockoBasso i Think he died

[@SpicyEdits]

Killer: *Shoots me* Me: Could u please stop shooting me? Killer: Understandable, have a great day

[@experienceetc2207]

Yes Chef

[@alexlnsg1607]

@LOL _YT no even if you have a gun licence shooting someone will be assault or armed assault that can probably send someone to jail or a big fine

[@SpicyEdits]

@LOL _YT happens a lot, can't blame, keep shooting me

[@longliveducko]

@@alexlnsg1607 u dont get the joke🤡

[@oblivionthekhajiit1155]

@@alexlnsg1607 r/woooosh

[@joedady1112]

"The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed." - Infographics 2021

[@cygaX0]

he's not wrong tho

[@templar9325]

How to not getting stabbed -get a vest covered with tungsten -dodge the stabs and bullets -get a self defense weapons

[@DoNotSubscribe0]

@@templar9325*"dodge bullets"*

[@k45oz29]

Can't argue with that

[@k45oz29]

Can't argue with that

[@cosmicsandwich7307]

"Is whoever shot you still shooting at you or around the general area? Ask them politely to stop" Aight bet

[@TheRobot13]

Shooter: *is about to shoot you again* You: can you please not shoot me again? Shooter: sorry sorry, my bad! Shooter: *walks away*

[@corojohn42]

This gonna work with at least someone that watched this channel

[@mandalortemaan7510]

It'll work in Canada If you're in America, call "times" so we can chill for a second

[@mlgthuglife5528]

Shooter: Aight imma stop, just hold still a little bit.

[@bayoudrummer9855]

Please don't shoot...again!

[@timilehinpearse7485]

“Hanging around a shooting range or an American public school” 😂😂💀💀😭

[@E123Gordo]

I was wondering when someone was gonna talk about it 🤣🤣🤣

[@elijahmayen6872]

I went straight to the comments for that🤣😂

[@qasimnaveed9365]

No wonder they only talking about stabbing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hugohart5880]

ayo who turned on friendly fire

[@gavindaengsrurisri2]

Bro the people in America so fat we get bullet immunity

[@chrispy-MF]

Bro they really said the first way to survive is just to “don’t be stabbed lol”

[@j_respect5948]

R.I.P

[@elikale3201]

Well yes, but actually no

[@scatdawg1]

Your lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed

[@daltongarrett7117]

well good I won't have to say it here lol

[@metalism6]

well yes...

[@itachiuchiha6876]

please forever keep this narrator, he always has me rolling.

[@forngy]

He doesn’t make the scripts

[@KO_Manic]

@@forngy 3

[@forngy]

@@KO_Manic 4

[@KO_Manic]

@@forngy 2

[@UnfortunateSon32]

@@forngy 5

[@wazzupp1029]

“How to survive being stabbed” Rasputin: so basically, be me.

[@nathansakulich664]

his one weakness is poison and getting shot until he was dead

[@WetSquidy5]

@@nathansakulich664 his cause of death was being drowned

[@y100900185]

@@WetSquidy5 so hes a charizard?

[@generalblack5556]

*Everybody in the UK (especially London):* "THE HOLY GRAIL!"

[@manlikestrainsinnit]

have you seen the monty python movie?

[@floppademon1506]

Pretty much just London

[@antzzorar7819]

ahlie😂

[@Danielvcr]

“Ask them politely to stop” 🤣🤣

[@nightmaredream4766]

@@floppademon1506 Glasgow actually took over as knife crime capital.... Of Europe

[@darkmosino4874]

Infographics, one day its something like "why dogs are so cool" the next its "DONT DIE" never gets old

[@crazybustah]

This channel is as bipolar as my ex

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

Sometimes it's the same day lol

[@colorbugoriginals4457]

Lol isn't it great

[@tomjordan5519]

One last thing about surviving stab wounds: you mentioned blocking with your fore arms, which is correct. However, you never want your palms to face outward (away from you). This is because the big veins in your arm become vulnerable, and you can experience a lot of blood loss if they are cut. Therefore, it is far better to have your palms facing you (so your veins face you). I hope that this is informative, and I also hope you never have to call on this knowledge.

[@AlphaQ23]

So thats why the Fighting Irish logo is what it is...

[@allenqueen]

So Naruto was wrong when he stopped Kiba's kunai!

[@Unknowinglylmao]

"Ask them politely to stop" Thank you bro, you just saved a life

[@FionaA17]

Or ended it

[@ninaisastar]

“Bro, please stop.” “No.” *RUNS*

[@oldrrocr]

believe it or not - this actually worked.

[@theguy8763]

"Maybe you're hanging out at a shooting range, or an American public school" ouch, that one hurt

[@norivixen1877]

I mean they aren't wrong I don't know any other country that has more school shooting

[@crimsond4210]

@@norivixen1877 other countries have their fair share of problems.

[@ogge8375]

@@crimsond4210 but other countries consider fixing those problems.

[@nulle.k]

So did getting shot.

[@poultonboys3108]

@@ogge8375 our politicians pretend to care about school shootings. They try to fix it by taking guns away but completely ignore the mental health factor and the how the school system takes part in these incidents. It’s taking water from the bottom of the waterfall.

[@legoeater6920]

"The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed" Guess I should cancel my flight to England

[@bullymaguire5554]

Lol

[@KO_Manic]

@@bullymaguire5554 0

[@JJ_07777]

🤺

[@tsavmannyslengest4018]

Nah bro come over. If u do go Tottenham in London it’s a very safe place 🌚

[@whysoserious6641]

@@tsavmannyslengest4018 tottenham sounds like a wonderful place. Hopefully i dont run into these hoodlum ‘Roadman’ people

[@doofward]

if there’s one thing i’ve learned it’s to never take out the knife

[@REEEPROGRAM]

Right because it acts as a plug i was told, if you pull it out it will keep bleeding

[@radkouse1of1]

wouldn't they take it out

[@cloudy5340]

@@radkouse1of1 yeah but only if medical help is tsking it out cause they now what to do

[@eliea4009]

@@cloudy5340 even paramedics don’t usually take out things that causes puncture wounds (if it’s still in there) first responders usually wait till we get to the hospital

[@cloudy5340]

@@eliea4009 or that

[@user-ps6xk9yh7n]

Imagine someone's last words after being stabbed "I should have... watched that youtube tutorial..."

[@christyjohnson5618]

😂😂😂

[@khalick4731]

Let me rephrase your sentence! "I should have memorized that KZbin video"

[@drunkduck9854]

Nice pfp

[@mikey4117]

@@christyjohnson5618 Funny but disturbing

[@Trenton-Johnson]

Thats why i am here

[@McHeisenburger]

“Maybe you’re hanging out at a shooting range, or an American public school” DAYUM

[@Awesome-Aaron06]

👀

[@andrewpelle6797]

I’m surprised this is the first comment addressing this .... dudes straight savage 😂😂😂

[@TheoneandonlyRsclan]

💯💯😭

[@fuscous7070]

💀

[@ninaisastar]

😭🙌

[@notify7581]

Sounds complicated... Can we just agree to not stab me?

[@viktorsayenko8953]

dont walk in the wrong part of town and it won't happen!

[@ryantheredzombie6124]

hold still

[@unxtraordinary]

Just don't live in London :)

[@sabrinatoner1696]

No promises lol

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

No.

[@randymancan8186]

“Lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed” Me to my lungs: You and I are not so different

[@raven4k998]

easy stab back take them with you if you have to die

[@KO_Manic]

3

[@KO_Manic]

@@raven4k998 2

[@gachaiscringe861]

Myself: I don’t need this My Brain: Just in case

[@ComicalRealm]

*Gets stabbed* Blood: "aight, imma head out." Vital organs: "Bravo six, going dark." Stomach: "He needs some milk."

[@REEEPROGRAM]

Nice to see you again

[@ferpz968]

lol

[@nottimo3616]

This comment has 69 likes Nice...

[@CragglesnaggClobberbottom]

You are everywhere

[@joshstraub6972]

E

[@ianprendergast944]

"How to survive being stabbed" British people: interesting innit

[@reversee1871]

JENIFAS DIARY

[@KO_Manic]

1

[@zyrexnotpyrex3205]

I can give tips 1.get Stabproof vest 2.get knife

[@KopyErr]

@@zyrexnotpyrex3205 the knife will probs be turned against u tho

[@rizext]

@@KopyErr are u skunked

[@Jedword]

"An american public school" Definitely my favorite Jab taken at americans

[@yuuji8447]

I was looking for this comment

[@JBPazos]

Right up there along with shooting ranges

[@GamerMarine89]

Gotta admit it's messed up but it's hilarious much like the follow up "if someone is shooting at you ask them to stop politely"

[@imthekattmann]

Politely ask them to stop

[@fishfan2]

💀You guys have way more stabbings than us in the U.S

[@KobeTheCuh]

People in UK: “Write that down! Write that down!”

[@shadowz5226]

3:27 people in US “Write that down! Write that down!”

[@kelsie7026]

@@shadowz5226 LOLL

[@KO_Manic]

@@kelsie7026 -3/4

[@KO_Manic]

@@shadowz5226 -3/5

[@swamp_villager]

*SHAMK* Oi little rude of ya' to stuck that knife inta' me like at' innit?

[@whysoserious6641]

As a Roadman living in London, i needed this.

[@neureichkanzlei8465]

Mandem wishes u good luck

[@SmiIeyyXD]

Just tell them no, they legally can't do whatever they are attempting to do.

[@floofygod]

Yes, nation wide knife ban would also stop the stabbers so you dont have to say no

[@dylanconnolly2665]

But there probablly not got much regard for your life

[@Noesoes_]

NO ONE LIKE AGAIN THE LIKE NUMBER IS GOOD AAAAAAAA

[@generalflopper9697]

@@Noesoes_ are you 1

[@Noesoes_]

@@generalflopper9697 no

[@zammmmm890]

“Or an American public school” 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m screaming 😂😂😂😂

[@thetrimreaper1019]

Its really not that funny tbh...i get what he is sayin, but the families and people that were killed or injured have had their lives ruined. So its not really a laughing matter, seriously.

[@poultonboys3108]

@@thetrimreaper1019 comedy is a form of coping mechanism. No subject should be removed from comedy because it makes people feel better. Maybe we shouldn’t joke if it recently happened though.

[@jamesvelazquez1004]

@@thetrimreaper1019 if you going to take everything so seriously you’re going to live or probably do live a sad sad life

[@gogogadget6207]

Okay Zamarioa so funny

[@enricorodrigues-castragran7810]

@@thetrimreaper1019 let it have been a race joke towards minorities though then you guys wouldve been "you guys need to loosen up!" "Its just dark comedy" so on, so fourth. You know the demographic that was the school comment was geared to so youre feeling a bit tender towards it I understand

[@ishal4159]

“Ask them politely to stop” Attacker: *stabs* Victim: Could you please stop? I’m sorry it just hurts a little haha

[@zxr_895]

Attacker: understandable. Have a great day

[@Benni777]

“Maybe you’re hanging out an a shooting range, or an American school…” *Ooopp felt that one* 😬

[@cryspbacon]

i refuse to be offended by this

[@xenoshadow7575]

I lowkey started laughing at that part

[@Cmorales624]

@@xenoshadow7575 why low key 🤣🤷🏿‍♀️

[@xenoshadow7575]

@@Cmorales624 because when I was first watching this my stomach decided to feel all weird but then when that part came up I just started laughing like crazy

[@rebecca1331]

@@xenoshadow7575 lol same

[@lonewolfnergiganos4000]

I love that Infographics is explaining us how to avoid death.

[@ae_colemkii5133]

Man in alley: has a knife and walks up to me Me: wait lemme watch infographics

[@xdSolar]

As someone who lives in the UK This feels like a personal attack but I’m not complaining

[@REEEPROGRAM]

What is like to live in the UK? (just curious)

[@slaythehousebootsdown]

@@REEEPROGRAM shanking

[@xdSolar]

@Sonja Morrisonpierced right through me😔😔

[@changedmyusernameagain7654]

@@REEEPROGRAM 90% rain, 3% days that are ridiculously hot and you can't sleep at night, 2% warm days, 5% cold days

[@REEEPROGRAM]

@@changedmyusernameagain7654 90% rain? That sounds.. Kinda depressing

[@ethant6797]

I live in England this is gonna be so helpful yav saved me life

[@7addaribaba]

😂

[@FionaA17]

🤡

[@ethant6797]

@@FionaA17 cheers

[@FionaA17]

@@ethant6797 it wasn’t an insult lol 💀

[@ethant6797]

@@FionaA17 it's alright haha

[@adhdshockboi3031]

“Don’t try to go all Rambo and dig the bullet out.” If women are watching I’m still gonna try it.

[@lumpywumps5239]

This video is pointless since if you het stabbed in the inside of your legs/armpit or any major artery you will bleed out or lose that arm forever

[@thenoob6746]

@@lumpywumps5239 Dude, if you get your major arteries stabbed your gone

[@oblivionthekhajiit1155]

@@lumpywumps5239 the video is not really pointless

[@itsrainingtacofasterwow5658]

@@lumpywumps5239 just don't hit the arteries now is it better? since arteries are close to the femur don't get stabbed there

[@epicoli969]

“The best way to not get stabbed is too not get stabbed” Infographic show

[@raven4k998]

remember if attacked with acid flush it with beer lot and lots of beer

[@doofenstein2]

If you said “The world is a bad place, sooner or later you’re gonna get stabbed” 😂

[@unyieldingk]

😰

[@nitrogaming2956]

As someone who has not gotten stabbed I can confirm that not getting stabbed is the best way to not get stabbed

[@pass_da_knoccs83]

You obviously have no idea how fast and sneaky it can happen. Stay safe bro

[@karthikvelum1921]

"Switching to your sidearm is fast" "Using your knife is even faster" -An intelligent person

[@russell6075]

Stay at home - Man with common sense

[@amintiri2503]

@@russell6075 go outside

[@travis6061]

Switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading ;)

[@siphenkosi6339]

I've been stabbed before, in both lungs, and one thing I can tell you is that it is not a pleasant experience. I got to the hospital in 45 minutes, got stitches, and had to wait about +10 hours before I could get a chest tube insertion. This is how I managed to survive it; as soon as I got stabbed, my heart was beating fast and it felt like something heavy was placed on my chest, I couldn't take deep breaths, I first thought that my heart was beating fast due to adrenaline but after 30 minutes later I realized that something was seriously wrong. I started taking slow and shallow breaths in order to stop my lungs from expanding and when I got to the hospital bed, I spent the night fully awake in an upright position. I did my best to not exert myself as I did not want to put pressure on my chest. This is what worked for me, slow and shallow breaths until I could get a chest tube insertion.

[@kbb550i]

smart man god bless ur alive

[@omegaentertainment1]

Why did it take so long for the hospital to realize your lungs were punctured and to insert a chest tube?

[@wingsoffreedom6999]

How did the stab feel, do you remember the side effects and overall pain that came with the stabbing

[@Kibbles3]

I just would like to say that as a person with asthma, this isn’t easy to accomplish, I remember one time I cried too hard and nearly died from an asthma attack. Long story short, props to you for, what was it, 10 hours of shallow breaths

[@pass_da_knoccs83]

Wild, I got stabbed iny lung and almost died recently when a guy trapped me and my bro off in a dead end with a knife and rushed my bro . We beat dog feces out of him and took his knife . Didn't realize he poked me and slashed my leg until after we chased him off the scene . That's not all that he had in store for him but 🤫

[@AlSurayeMXM]

The humor on channel is getting way better! Keep up the good work

[@evielinder3944]

“Ask them politely to stop” 💀

[@unxtraordinary]

**Stabs you** "Oh, wait you're asking me to stop mate? Ye, sure I won't stab you without your consent!"

[@mapletreepower7038]

Just ask the blood to stop coming out

[@TheRobot13]

@@mapletreepower7038 when you're about to die, just keep living. What's the big deal?

[@mapletreepower7038]

@@TheRobot13 I don't give myself consent to die

[@M.satyam]

Nevermind there is no fruit in explaining 😒

[@Tomcat_03]

Video idea: how to survive surviving when you need to survive

[@user-mw2su8xb4i]

vouch

[@LuTasticBomBastic03]

when do u not need to survive😭😭😭

[@funkyfreak97]

Too difficult. Now dying to survive. Send help.

[@SmileyShorts900]

@@funkyfreak97 i sent 911 over there Oops it was 922, if a serial killer comes it wasn't my fault

[@Undefinedde]

Simple survive

[@young6211]

I had got stabbed 6 time 4 months ago and I am 15 and this video help me survive thank you so much

[@adamheene5616]

“Mabey your hanging at a shooting range, or a friendly American public school” 💀 💀

[@SobboMonkeVR]

BRO... 😂😂😂

[@exvyvivix1123]

When he said American public school I felt targeted

[@skenginmyblazer8190]

‘Mabey’

[@joey7061]

Worst part is my district has these signs going “ GREAT THINGS HAPPEN IN AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLS”

[@KO_Manic]

@@skenginmyblazer8190 -2

[@ellenrice19]

That advice about seatbelts is definitely the best...I walked away from 2 accidents because of the seat belts, a head on collision (before we all had air bags) and more recently a very spectacular freewsy collision - spun around twice and barrel rolled 3x before coming to rest. And only "whiplash" injuries to show for each...wear your seat belts!

[@NUGGETWOOOOOOOOYEAAAHH]

"The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed." Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

[@gauravagarwal3322]

I would definitely ask the shooter politely to stop shooting me after getting shot once.

[@notify7581]

I stepped on a piece of lego and I'm still alive

[@7addaribaba]

💪

[@floppademon1506]

*_I M P O S S I B L E_*

[@dylanobrien5704]

Wtf how did u do that

[@bulldog2091]

*F B I OPEN UP!!!!*

[@TrinhNguyen-sh4fj]

Ouch! Stepping on legos is painful.

[@UNDERW3RLD]

He said “wrong side of the knife” as if someone would stab you with the part you hold the knife with

[@stonaman8712]

Some of us are just built different 😂

[@sethyuikora2]

Getting shot: "Say you're at a shooting range, or a US public school." Oooof, right in the reality

[@ZENKHii]

😂😂😂

[@NicholasSeemann47]

"Lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed" *HMMMMMM*

[@michaelredmond6861]

That's a filthy lie, there's nothing wrong with getting stabbed in the lungs.

[@arkierelly]

@@michaelredmond6861 Wait what

[@WifiThing]

"If your at a gun range, or an American school" I couldn't have laughed any harder.

[@ronitbambhabiya9927]

3:42 "ask them politely to stop" Shooter - shooting at me Me - pls stop Shooter - understandable, have a great day

[@nnnnnn8173]

underrated

[@KO_Manic]

@@nnnnnn8173 -5/6

[@nnnnnn8173]

@@KO_Manic what?

[@KO_Manic]

@@nnnnnn8173 1

[@ninaisastar]

tell them to talk to *THE HAND* **DUN DUN DUUUNN**

[@onlinefool9931]

Should ask the 12yr old girl that got stabbed 19 times by her "friends" who believed slenderman was real

[@astolfo-official]

Ok

[@jamiethomas5184]

For real that was crazy!!!!!

[@djbeezy]

I heard something about one of those girls the other day. I think she got an early release from jail or mental institution or wherever she got sent. I think it was one of them.

[@loop4737]

Ahahaahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahaua

[@oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368]

She forgot to politely ask them to stop.

[@strudelmaker]

Everybody gangsta until somebody say “bro I gotta try this out”

[@ant51006]

how to survive: 1. put an ice pack over the wound

[@cloudy5340]

Did someone call the school nurse😒

[@soulassassin0g]

I got stabbed, on my back near my left shoulder, luckily the knife was pretty small so no internal organs or arteries were punctured, but I still bled pretty badly. Here's how it happened: I got into a fight with a random guy, we scuffled for a little while before I managed to chase him away. At first I didn't realize I was stabbed, but after the adrenaline wore off I realized I was bleeding and found a hole on my back, where he stabbed me. I went to a nearby parking lot where I started applying first aid, took my shirt off, put pressure on the wound and called an ambulance. Once the ambulance came I was literally sitting in a pool of my own blood. I made it to the hospital, thankfully, without passing out (or worse; dead), got stitched up and after a few weeks made a full recovery. This story has a happy ending but not everyone is this lucky. Be careful out there guys and especially girls, hopefully this never happens to you but if it does I hope you know what to do to prevent yourself from dying.

[@adrilove8394]

This is great! Thank you!

[@ComicalRealm]

No one: School nurses: put an ice pack on it

[@toddslaw8195]

I cracked up when I heard when he said “don’t be a billy badass and book it” 😂

[@johnnyblaze7159]

My Tio Juan who's right now living in the streets and is a big alcoholic went through so much in his life, my dad told me this story of my Tio of when he was a kid he was stayed the night at my tios and one night someone came knocking on the door asking for water and that he was very thirsty my Tio Juan being a good man when and grabbed him some water after the man pounded the water my Tio turned around and left his back open and the man started stabbing my Tio repeatedly in the back over and over again he ended up surviving the stab wounds and years later my Tio is still alive with a bunch of stab scars all over his back my Tio Juan is a blessed man to be here still on this earth today

[@mrrainbrow423]

"Is whoever shot you still shooting you or at the general area? Ask them politely to stop." -Infographics

[@mnrkm]

pointless advice, the shooter won't listen to a word of it if they are with the intention of shooting someone.

[@mrrainbrow423]

@@mnrkm Thank infographics

[@janaismael8509]

@@mnrkm r/woooooooosh

[@nolanjoseph1553]

I love how this video is entirely just logical information until it just suddenly says something completely random as soon as you let your guard down

[@repticworld]

Thank you this really helped

[@erikstolzenberger1517]

"Lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed"...I almost peed myself, great line XD

[@octo449]

This man said "An american public school" that had me weak.

[@anthonywomack2260]

"Hanging around a shooting range or an American public school", infographics, you out did yourself with this one 😂😂😂

[@justinw2330]

This video had an extra layer of sarcasm in it.

[@NoseCandyKermit]

"AAAH YOU SHOT ME PLEASE DONT DO THAT AGAIN!" Enemy: Alright 😁

[@tojov8323]

Maturity is when you realise *""The best way to survive being* *stabbed is not to get stabbed""*

[@mr.shrimpo5736]

"Lungs are allergic to being stabbed" And I'm deathly allergic to dying, what's with all these allergies... am I right?

[@RedLogicYT]

I'm not a hero or badass, but if my family is getting threatened I'm going out with a fight. I love them too much to have them get hurt.

[@reylimichel8023]

Family

[@faizankaleem8238]

Dom toretto is proud.

[@JosephStalin-vo6gi]

Dead and furious

[@firte3899]

That’s right family is everything

[@the_chosenkaleti2895]

Jesus good luck to u if u get robbed then

[@Daniela-zb1gx]

"maybe you're at a shooting range or maybe you're at an american public school" HAS ME WHEEZING 💀

[@phoenixblossom621]

“Oh look at that. I’ve been impaled.”

[@phoen1x_cs]

"Penetrated"

[@jamalhoosaney8614]

Olaf?

[@blackdiamondheart9432]

@@phoen1x_cs Sussy Baka

[@QwakorMusic]

“Hurry my boyfriend is dying” Her expression-😒

[@KO_Manic]

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[@anunentitledmotivatedmille7731]

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[@gingerboy9170]

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[@nuhaislam4222]

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[@hemaanggaur8956]

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[@samryan3299]

How good is this narrative 👍 and still a really good information drop

[@spiritmatter1553]

Nice that you addressed acid attacks, and the picture on the screen when you introduced the subject gave us a nice little hint as to who’s doing the attacking.

[@Uncle_Jacob]

Right, because men are always the aggressors. A woman would never. Especially a crazy ex girlfriend.

[@yowassgood6058]

“Is whoever shot you still shooting at you or at the general area? Ask them politely to stop.”

[@cainster]

“Is he cremating you as we speak?”

[@cainster]

Never bring a knife to an Infographics fight.

[@ytfgrfior5283]

That is perfect the perfect guide for londoners,from east london

[@7addaribaba]

Same here

[@ytfgrfior5283]

@@7addaribaba where you from?

[@7addaribaba]

@@ytfgrfior5283 East London

[@Cjwize-144]

South London

[@whosman817]

How to survive : DONT DIE

[@sillyhuman...]

He's spitting out facts.

[@audry6161]

"LUNGS ARE EXTREMELY ALLERGIC TO GETTING STABBED" HAS ME ROLLING 😂

[@ja-king3067]

“Lungs are extremely allergic to stabs” I am extremely allergic to death

[@heart8969]

Yea me too I would die if I get the death

[@unxtraordinary]

I am extremely allergic to humans... Now let me live in my survival den.

[@michaelredmond6861]

I got killed just last week, and it never did me any harm! Hypocondract's!

[@BOOLME]

Thanks for the advice!

[@seanfisher6936]

First one here oh yea I love this channel and I've learned more here than school lol. Thank you infographics show.

[@crazy3rico25]

I enjoyed the fact that this video’s information is medically accurate

[@COURTZYOUTUBE]

I’m from London thankyou this is helpfull

[@stu_jam]

This video actually being relevant is a stab in the dark

[@jeremysmith9694]

Well they gave it their best shot

[@teemainey2214]

It was more of a wreck wasn't it?

[@hello-ri8rz]

How to Actually Survive Being Stabbed: Don't live in London

[@nocturnal5eyedmoth151]

LOL

[@billysbigworld6166]

Jack the ripper intensifies

[@saulgoodman3496]

Thanks man will never visit London now

[@CookieSunglasses]

London and Bri’sh “people” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤢🤮🤮🤮

[@pleasedonthurtme4]

@@CookieSunglasses Ok 😐

[@JohnJohnathanJohnson]

I TESTED IT AND IT WORKED!!!!! TYSM!!!

[@DoloMoney]

I survived being shot 6 times and then drove myself to the hospital... I agree with everything they said... I didn’t feel anything when it initially happened and I didn’t have time to panic... the best thing to do is stay calm and analyze the situation... if your in a bunch of pain it may be too late 😓

[@gutso5749]

wym it might be too late if your in a bunch of pain

[@favelxs3910]

@@gutso5749 once the adrénaline run out you start to feel pain and often you only got a few minutes if not second before your body collapse either from pain,blood loss,panic,etc...

[@cainster]

That's what you get for teaching at an American public school.

[@devonhall8822]

I went though a first aid course for 2 days just to see this video that teaches most of what we went over

[@hellver]

will be needing this for uk

[@yuunoaboi21]

God every time i think about the time i got stabbed i just feel sick and nauseas

[@oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368]

Yeah getting it right in the armpit made me wince and hug myself.

[@machinemadman2277]

I had to rewind real quick when he said "shooting range or an American public school" bro had no filter XD