Crazy Stupid Crimes That Put These People Behind Bars - Texas Edition

Everything is bigger in Texas, and that especially holds true for crime. Check out some of the dumbest criminals straight out of the longhorn state in today's funny new video. They thought they could get away, but their stupidity got in the way!
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[@giffordiv]

The dude trying to rob a police station... I just couldn't have helped myself laughing at this guy.

[@typeblaze6557]

Same here I almost didn’t believe it I thought it was so dum because I have a very hard time imagining a man going in to a place we’re everyone is armed to the teeth and then shout I’m here to rob you

[@pollypockets508]

Same

[@StarArtGamer]

Lol

[@wildpurple005]

*“Man robs store, gets shot by every customer inside”*

[@stewartforce]

😂😂

[@joesapp2058]

Texas

[@93izak]

Another nomal day in Texas

[@TheAbsoluteMadLad456]

Another day in texas

[@elijah1494]

Thats Texas for you

[@pixielst]

Asking to speak with the jail manager? That's next level Karen.

[@langbo9999]

Is was karen Tuesday.

[@GyeongmiBaeb]

She didn't actually ask for the manager. He was making a joke

[@jc.1191]

Sounds like regular Karen to me, lol.

[@oliverhouston3725]

Yeah, took the words Right out of my mouth.

[@glaciersoficeandfire2965]

Funny trying to talk to the pilot

[@anima_vestra_gaming2419]

Dude just walks in with a beer 🍺 😂

[@dqreps]

My kinda guy lol

[@anima_vestra_gaming2419]

@@dqreps Same

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Cheers

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Florida finally has competition lol

[@roshaimoore]

And being a neighbor of Texas I can honestly say I'm offended for Texas🤦😂😂😂😂 not the Karen type of offended though!!

[@cloudsakademi7917]

Heyy Bigfoot

[@Zeeboklown]

I see ur profile everywhere. Lol

[@estherpena-nicholas5283]

A very worthy opponent

[@cloudsakademi7917]

@@Zeeboklown his videos are good I recommend them

[@kalo4917]

As a Texan let me say you just scratch the surface

[@connorreutter166]

Waylon Jennings

[@lizardkid666]

My cousin is from Texas

[@donathon7303]

You're darn right Ka Lo

[@GyeongmiBaeb]

That's why you shouldn't flip off people. You never know where someone's mind is and how close they are to their breaking point. Just be kind to people.

[@ChristophBrinkmann]

Agreed, but don't shoot at people just because they flip you off

[@KA-tu2em]

Texas retired it’s crazy so Florida could take up the mantle of the crazy state. Makes us so proud 🥲

[@e.be.so.fr.]

so true - sincerely Dallas 🤣

[@zach5505]

@@e.be.so.fr. nah that's a place called Austin

[@yero290k3]

@@zach5505 oh god😂

[@Jason.cbr1000rr]

@@yero290k3 whats wrong with Austin

[@brandonmiller7789]

@@Jason.cbr1000rr everything

[@arshattri5708]

At 6:47 Imagine, if he actually told anyone in the jail that, he was the law.😂😂

[@airmanon7213]

Inmate: "... You're joking, right?"

[@sally8708]

11:50 (the woman that steals a foaling donkey) This is definitely very upsetting for anyone that actually *does* care about animals. The donkey was in labor!! Why would you think it’s a good idea to move her?? It’s obviously going to be extremely traumatic and stressful. I’m also pretty confident to guess that she had never been around farm animals. If she had, she would’ve known that the vet comes out to the farm, you don’t just try to ‘ambulance’ a distressed donkey inside a vehicle to just any old vet you want. If you truly believe that an animal needs medical attention, you alert the owner and call out a well-practiced equine vet, but under no circumstances do you just steal it and transport an animal in active labor.

[@Goodwomanbadlady]

This comment should be higher. People who don't have farm experience would probably think she was helping.

[@rickymuzquiz3711]

I saw most of these story’s because most of them where in my City but then you watch it on here and it hits different and you make it seem a lot funnier then what it was 😂

[@entropy-cat]

Kinda says a lot about your city, though.

[@rickymuzquiz3711]

@@entropy-cat it’s not that bad though it just sounds like it hah, San Antonio isn’t that crazy

[@TheFeltmeister]

@@entropy-cat your profile pic says a lot about you 🤣🤣

[@wildfamiliar7389]

@@entropy-cat Why you mad though 🤣

[@hwdrlkh]

Yep, same

[@texasguy3400]

I once saw a kid dressed in a buc-ee’s costume trying to break into an Elementary school through the roof access door. The cops came to arrest him, but the kid got away. He was never found, and that just goes to show how crazy Texas kids are.

[@liquidsuspect2469]

I feel like Texans would have riöted if the cops arrested the Buc-ee's mascot

[@voguelactose9468]

I spent some time living in Waco, Texas and honestly one of these videos could be dedicated to that city alone. Such a weird history for an unremarkable city.

[@Jason.cbr1000rr]

Koresh davidians are you??😃

[@ssshaggyy5845]

So you heard about the cult from Waco

[@cass1478]

@@ssshaggyy5845 yah, Baylor.

[@sleepingfury117]

It used to be nice place, before that church thing...

[@joelspringman523]

Yuck.

[@invinciblegames9480]

Florida man is my favourite superhero but Texas dude is his even greater sidekick

[@princeofpokemon2934]

As a man who was born and lives in Texas, I've seen too many crimes every single day on the news.

[@lizardkid666]

Like your politians

[@PhookYoo]

People always act like gangsters driving, thinking someone won’t follow them home and end them

[@geoffo7920]

People are more than welcome to test that assumption at their earliest convenience.

[@SaikiKFann]

Yeah

[@justinpyle3415]

The dude with the tractor was a real Texan!

[@mathgasm8484]

I have a tractor on my land.

[@ditzytealover]

Lol yes! I own 3 and I admit I drive them like regular cars

[@yoink7534]

Dumb ways to jail So many dumb ways to jail

[@R.B.H.]

To go to jail Damb ways to go to jail

[@savagecomanche]

The Pringles can full of wine is my home town and now I'm wondering how I never heard of that incident before 🤣

[@karannijjar27]

Whats the name of ir

[@BigFootSize]

As a criminal who never had to do time, i do agree you don't need to be smart to be a criminal, but to be a successful one it doesn't hurt.

[@FormerlyALazer]

What did you do? Just curious :/

[@geoffo7920]

@@FormerlyALazer we see you, officer.

[@kazumayugami7035]

@@geoffo7920 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FormerlyALazer]

@@geoffo7920 ;-; i work as a cashier

[@fangirl3086]

@@FormerlyALazer lol his name is Scott Pilgrim, my guess is for dating an underage girl

[@bravocarlos1752]

Honestly sounds like the drunk guy was hoping that he would just be dismissed as a jurier because the defense or prosecutor would have been like yeah we don't want no drunk on the jury but he obviously didn't consider the fact that public intoxication is a crime lol

[@jasonjuneau]

Not a crime in New Orleans

[@imalive4u169]

In the United States No Solicitation signs means nothing as it was determined that solicitors can solicit as it was determined by the Supreme Court as freedom of speech. But if you ask a solicitor to leave your property and they refuse to leave it's trespassing which is a crime. It's respectful to honor a No Solicitation sign as a solicitor but it's not a law.

[@ssshaggyy5845]

There’s some law in Texas that say if they are unwanted they are trespassing meaning we could shoot unwanted visitors

[@sheenaluke906]

@@ssshaggyy5845 Nothing less is expected from Texas.

[@dragon22214]

@@ssshaggyy5845 does that mean i can shoot anyone in texas with a mega hat

[@donm5354]

Things like these happen in EVERY STATE.. Do a California, New York and especially NEW JERSEY edition.

[@zacharymogel9500]

99.99% of New York cases will be in the city

[@theoriginal13coloniesusa11]

@@zacharymogel9500 Texas is much larger than New York but it is the Empire state (but Texas actually is) Texas was a large state with such a dumb. *VERY* dumb history

[@Blanco1967]

@@theoriginal13coloniesusa11 Explain what you mean by dumb history. I honestly think Texas has one of the most interesting and cool history’s. Also tell me what state you live in.

[@ranelgallardo7031]

Texas Governor Greg Abbott made it easier for newspapers to report crimes since 2015. That’s why Texas weird news has recently increased

[@austinestep8461]

Jokes on you, you’ve clearly never met Oklahoma man!

[@GP0011]

Cough cough same person cough cough they used to be in Texas cough cough

[@austinestep8461]

But Texas is still crazy

[@savagecomanche]

That videos just gonna be full of stories from Ada

[@erikgilson1687]

Oil smeared "I am the Law" man is my new favorite superhero

[@hunterfabio]

Imagine... Robbing a police station. Holy...

[@chocainewithouth4497]

I guess Suzette is now considered a ‘Flying’ Karen

[@andymckinney2842]

I love this channel! My friends are always asking how I know so much randomness. I tell them “the infographics show”!

[@lieutenantpliskin]

Awesome!

[@Daemonwii]

I just love how saying "Here are Texas man's crimes" sounds like they were all committed by the same person, a fabled super villain. Texas Man.

[@2stepjoey]

Fabled super hero*

[@hwdrlkh]

super hero?

[@2stepjoey]

@@hwdrlkh it's a matter of perspective really

[@curiodyssey3867]

That's the joke.jpeg

[@ray_pist7784]

I can’t help but clicking on these videos they are just too good

[@-aprilmornings-2313]

Aww, kinda gotta love the crazy cousin! Y-yes I’m from Texas 🙇🏻‍♀️, lol.

[@hwdrlkh]

what

[@mobshopkennels5777]

Bexar County is pronounced "Bear". In Spanish, the x is silent.

[@black.sasuke.uchiha]

I think it’s so weird how you see their mugshot, and then you see the cute little cartoon version of them!🥲☺️😆

[@Silver-kw7eq]

I love it. I wish they'd do me next lol

[@bhgtree]

"Dumbest con of the year award....And the winner is.......The guy who tried to rob a police station." :)

[@GolfClash2718]

Me: I'm the dumbest man alive! The guy at 19:55: I robbed a police station Me: You're clearly dumber *hands crown to the guy*

[@aaronvititoe11]

You should do Oklahoma next that stuff is crazy LOL

[@TheRealPress_Start]

Lol yeah us Oklahomans don't get a lot of attention but sometimes (always) we are insane

[@santaclaus8624]

I'm an hour away from Oklahoma, I'm in Dallas

[@duelbuster123]

A man shooting after a road rage is pretty normal in my country. We have a rule to never ever honk at anyone. Who dare to do it means you are ready to risk yourlife to some random dude

[@lefty_itsme]

Florida man has met his match.

[@omotayosatuyi252]

Competition is “big” see what I did there

[@lefty_itsme]

@@omotayosatuyi252 haha

[@omotayosatuyi252]

@@lefty_itsme Glad I made u laugh

[@prestone.garrison4430]

Propane and propane accessories. Dat boy ain't right.

[@witchypoo7353]

They said Texas & I had to watch because I am Texan lol

[@hwdrlkh]

ughhh why are there so many people from texas

[@arshattri5708]

Had a sudden burst of honesty- spurred on by the weed- and admitting it 😂😂

[@MrMementoMori]

When you thought Florida man was bad enough but Texas man tops the cake.

[@williamcowsky9672]

And Texas women what next their kids

[@MrMementoMori]

@@williamcowsky9672 dear lord no lol

[@andrewyerian214]

What about Ohio man?

[@intodaysepisode...]

The Manager of JAIL!? 🤣🤣🤣

[@SaikiKFann]

As a Texan I just gotta say yes.

[@ianrandolph6436]

Peter Parker beating an old lady with a stick suddenly makes a whole lot more sense.

[@m3sdvalorant324]

Nice

[@theo.gkingfyre2322]

PTSD 😂

[@DNAOutdoors0137]

Dude.... As soon as you said sound cloud at 9:08 the cloud icon for my weather app popped up on my phone.. That was a trip.

[@maxbladers6130]

When Florida man watches “a yes a worthy challenger”

[@ashleythompson9205]

Made it my way. Big old Texas !!!

[@coasterhockygamingboy9549]

That woman on the flight is Karen x1000 with vodka.

[@sapphireguts]

Imagine asking to speak to the manager of a JAIL. Introducing Karen 2.0

[@cookertut3914]

Do this with every state please lol

[@lonekirin905]

Florida Man: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary

[@Veronica-kw2vj]

Please do an Ohio video! It's the Florida of the midwest!

[@erictaylor5462]

I once had a bully in school steal my prosthetic leg. Boy was he surprised when he discovered that what he had done was a felony, and as he was over 18 (by 2 weeks) he was charged as an adult. I went to the campus resource officer who happened to be a close family friend. All the way there I has hopping mad, literally. The cop had me wait in his office and told me later he'd gone to the class and found the guy playing with my leg and laughing with his friend. The guy let the cop take my leg and was then surprised when the cop told him he was being arrested. The value of the leg was high enough that it qualified for grand theft. The leg cost about as much as a new mid-level car.

[@DNAOutdoors0137]

Strange seeing real pictures/videos on this channel.

[@_Chuck]

Beto O'Rourke was in the 2020 campaign for 15 min. 😂 That's all America wanted to see or hear from him.

[@chayden153]

The woman at that Walmart is an absolute mood. Holy cow that story is absolutely hilarious

[@vaughnhennessey5421]

God bless texas

[@Randomaccount9470]

"Im the Law" 😂 wtf is even going through that guys mind ,funniest thing ive heard all day

[@KiiC.]

Currently binge watching the channel🤦🏾‍♀️🥴

[@joedavenport2477]

I don't know what it is about Texas and Florida but they seem to attract all of the crazy people. Ohio is a distant 3rd though.

[@Closurenomore]

No state tax?

[@charspromencelinga1375]

7:06 satisfying 🤭

[@rae712]

Fr

[@josephfuller6229]

Last guy should have said give me all your donuts instead 😂😂

[@kylewilliam1914]

1:26 dang I live there

[@cristinagomez3283]

Craziest fictional Texas guy: TF2 engineer

[@slicedbread1084]

I agree. Anyway, sentry goin up.

[@cristinagomez3283]

@@slicedbread1084 Despenser goin up.

[@slicedbread1084]

@@cristinagomez3283 spys sappin my sentry

[@bigsmoke4]

That guy in blue in thumbnail seems like his head turned to his back

[@mikailsalim5972]

Why is this such an underrated channel? Deserves way more subs! I’m not a bot btw.

[@bryanmulcare9083]

I use to live in Houston and I’m surprise to see a lot of people got arrested in this state alone.

[@jaxonjones9470]

I was laughing so hard the entire time😂

[@virus69420]

EARLY! YES! NOTIFICATION WORKED!

[@hwdrlkh]

wdym

[@virus69420]

@@hwdrlkh I was early to the vid, and mt notifications are usually 11 hours late

[@hwdrlkh]

oh

[@NemodaRadiant]

I love this channel thank you for the great videos

[@pixels5331]

I love this channel we learn something new everyday here :)

[@boneymacbonniers3165]

GIVE ME THE DRINK YOY PEA- Me on my home: bro who literally puts cereal before mil- **body falls through the roof**

[@klutzynewt4639]

I used to work at a Sonic drive in and a guy tried to rob me in the drive thru line. He pulled a gun out and I just told him no and shut the window. Scariest moment of my life bc I had over $250 on me 😭

[@DEXIFYIWNL]

I feel like Utah Man might be crazy also

[@Mathis218337]

Everyone 6’4” lol

[@thatoneshortsonicartist]

I was born in texas and have been living here my whole life. I didn't realize I was also living under a rock🤣

[@danniis9444]

🤣🤣🤣 trying to rob a police station 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@demarcusfaulkner7411]

Never mess with an old man. They used to say this is a good example that old man who shot at those teenagers for flipping him the bird.

[@PeptoDoggo]

These people making us Texans look bad

[@shakeemrobinson30]

All my exes live in Texas

[@nekuromant]

I know that song

[@shakeemrobinson30]

@@nekuromant but it's true

[@cindyobrien9270]

Mine, too!

[@Newcenturion100]

God bless Texas! A free state.

[@dragon22214]

You texans are what wrong with America why don't u just admit you don't care about anyone but yourselfs

[@agent_w.]

Oh god… Not Texas Man…

[@slicedbread1084]

I live in Texas, it's not that bad. Sometimes.

[@stephs5521]

I love seeing these geniuses mug shots

[@TempoarlyRestingChannel]

Whats scarier than a Texas man? A Florida man teaming up with a Texas man!

[@archtroll]

love the mug shots

[@typeblaze6557]

The guy robbing the police station is the best one

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

[@illeagle9560]

8:20 "he drove his tractor all around town, even hitting another car" since when is a tractor a car Infographics?

[@kirkmorrison6131]

Bexar I have always been told is said Bear

[@1JamesMayToGoPlease]

Quick note for the narrator: Pronouncing Bexar as it's spelled is incorrect. The correct pronunciation is bear (as in grizzly). If memory serves, it's something to do with a particular ranch's or farm's brand.

[@braidenr4]

It's Spanish, it's pronounced "Bay har"

[@spawntaneous1903]

@@braidenr4 whoever told you that never lived in San Antonio lol.

[@Karlos1234ify]

So double dipping your chip in sauce at party & stepping on “Keep of the grass” grass.

[@exoticode4753]

gotta love the music

[@MinecraftPro97k]

15:12 Woah wait! That's the city I live in!

[@damienjones9064]

The stupidest thing a criminal can do is keep identifying documents in something they can easily drop at a crime scene but whatever makes it easier for the police.

[@communist9208]

Florida man: finally, a worthy opponent!

[@idkwhattoputhere104]

Ah yes my counterpart is florida man, so that makes me texas man the insane killer that helps retires people, from life

[@WolfdogsRescue]

I’m curious to hear one about California or New York. Lol. I’m sure those would be so bad they would have to prevent kids from seeing it. Lol…

[@tyworldwide]

Lol this is the one and only time Leander Texas will ever make an Infographics show

[@recusantium]

I have literally never been this early

[@alexiscortez7849]

7:50 you can clearly see a sussy amogas in the background, please be aware that the fridge is an imposter