World's Most Dumb Criminals That Didn't Get Away With It

[@SuperSteve180]

Heck I wouldn't have reported the second guy, I'd hire him as a house sitter.

[@pritikagurung4521]

Same

[@SirElderock]

it is a scary thing to see someone you are not expecting especially in a place you think safe. You don't know what their intentions are and in the rush of the occasion of knowing someone who was not suppose to be there is there especially if they are a stranger. i know this from experience.

[@mksislive2242]

same

[@johnedwards4235]

@@SirElderock I mean if he cleans the entire place and nothing is missing after the initial scare I'd be offering him a place to stay in exchange for him cleaning

[@pollypockets508]

@@SirElderock blanket of wetness

[@TheRandomRager]

6:09 I love how she is still smiling while pointing a shotgun at the robber

[@k3rmitkookies928]

same

[@Firefly256]

She knew the robber can’t get away and smiled as she pulled out a gun

[@e5858]

🔫😀

[@anonyscott]

Thank you, come again

[@molten_bladeslayerofthots4872]

“Finally! A new victim!”

[@blueyoshi4229]

Thief: GIMME YOUR MONEY Employee: *pulls out a shotgun* Thief: Its just a prank bro uhhh calm down

[@magnuslover2143]

Lol and of course its Florida

[@pdawg9208]

While the employee was pulling out the shotgun: :D

[@kyleemartin4919]

Theif: *starts filming * "So guys I was just trying to rob these people innocently and now they pulled a gun on me. The absolute atrocity! Hashtag Cancel Cashiers! " 🤣

[@jetstreamsam5983]

america 100

[@ladyfire44]

This reminds me of a story from America's Dumbest Criminals where this one dude from another town tried to rob a convenience store in Pensacola, only to be shot at by the store clerk. The store clerks are very protective about it.

[@myscreen2urs]

You can't call that second one a burglar. Especially if his intent wasn't so much to rob the place, but rather just squat in it. I think trespasser is more accurate. Maybe, home invader but it's a fine line.

[@jedinutcracker]

if that happened to my place i wouldent even press charges, man did me a favor

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

Dook Dook I know right?

[@ilkkarautio2449]

Home invasion implies that youre attacking a house that has inhabitants in it. Could a regular burglary be attempted home invasion? Like there almost was someone in. 🤔

[@charlieo1482]

@@jedinutcracker Yeah, Id even offer him a job cleaning my house for me. Win/Win.

[@SakuraNyan]

​@@100percentNotaBot It was a two year conditional discharge, not jail time.

[@dagerdale]

If someone broke into my home and washed the dishes, I wouldn’t press charges. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

🤷🏿‍♀️😂

[@Bttrmnro]

🤷🏾‍♀️😂

[@felixfauxington99]

Bro, I’d hire them as a cleaner

[@Marvin_Aethos]

This reply section wants me to commit drown.

[@reynahielo9081]

Synth your grammar makes me want to commit drown

[@beginer12]

The couple with the penguin is like the real life version of The Hangover 😂

[@aldwynaustria1758]

Lol

[@siddarathsalaria]

Yes😂😂😂

[@glucose8466]

Me poppers penguins

[@soarwavez2657]

Lamoooooooooo

[@kjack-in7pe]

TRUE!!

[@Alex_White2010]

6:10 Robber: Attempting to Robbing the Store Staff: Uno reverse Card

[@maanmendoza5446]

Get outta mah store - Staff

[@koraljkaradekukic1482]

Staff randomly pulls out a shotgun thats florida!

[@ASAPMEXICANBOI117]

and then the robber put the another Uno reverse Card and it keeps on going again and again till this day

[@kokoslegend4850]

Nobody, gta5 shopkeeper belike:

[@mynameishikidsthisismyyout3269]

florida man be like

[@racetucker56]

The “come in to weigh your drugs properly” made me laugh so hard😂

[@Lawand]

Same

[@antoniobarbosameillon8911]

The second doesnt seem to be a bad person, just a person without home.

[@Leoprincess3038]

Awwww I'm watching it now 😂😂😂😂😂

[@maximusy8311]

@@Leoprincess3038 lol

[@bi0nicgh0st]

Agreed

[@The_Misanthropic_Magpie]

D G how

[@antoniobarbosameillon8911]

@D G Free cleaning? Sure!

[@FirestoneAnimation]

The second "burglar" was actually really kind. Dumb but at least he cared

[@tonyacosta4574]

I would keep him I hate cleaning

[@pollypockets508]

I wonder if he was homeless

[@90_98]

He wasn't hurting anyone

[@ladyfire44]

I would've hired him as a housekeeper.

[@manasgupta8908]

Plot twist: The couple didn't own the house. Lucas did.

[@kpopscenario1406]

Manas Gupta lol

[@solomonyadete4631]

wha...t

[@PigBoy99]

@@solomonyadete4631 it’s called a joke

[@shiftboi4808]

Poor Lucas

[@akshobhyavarma]

I would have payed Lucas for staying in my house man.

[@Mr-.Facts.]

A robber named Darren Kimpton invaded a house full of cops. Unluckyyy

[@PersonDude993]

Bruh

[@AbcdEfg-ld4zf]

Off size big rip to that man's career as a criminal

[@calvinscarvings.66]

😂

[@robertclark2253]

The cops were investigating a burglary that had been done by ..... Darren Kimpton . Yes Kimpton robbed the same house a few hours earlier .

[@crrupte9037]

BRUH

[@winniethepooht5776]

I would've helped that second dude out, he was so nice! He didn't even steal anything. Probably just needed a place to stay, and maybe cleaned to repay them?

[@jaidathomson]

Right

[@e.wfantastic5189]

So True

[@waffie420]

He literally a chad

[@brayon7ook]

still I wouldn't be cool with that a complete stranger in your house

[@ayeshaeroticaaa]

@@waffie420 ok…??

[@josephstalin364]

Police: hears the lady confess in French Also him: finally, years of learning French is not wasted

[@Titanic-wo6bq]

Years of academy training NOT WASTED!

[@maanmendoza5446]

*Y e s*

[@milademjayy]

@@Titanic-wo6bq *He knew the language on his own they dont teach language in 6 months training.*

[@rainxash]

​@@milademjayy they probably mean school

[@davidjohnson3649]

7:08 the expression of a person who excited that they know multiple languages.

[@ilkkarautio2449]

Im basicly bilingual, but my parents forgot that pretty often: everytime they fought, or even worse-opposite of fighting, they just switched the language not realising that me and my sisters knew enough to be terrified.

[@ilkkarautio2449]

Know enough to get that shocked face i mean. 😂

[@davidjohnson3649]

@@ilkkarautio2449 xD

[@mangozzz4487]

I feel,sorry for the second guy, imagine being nice, and getting arrested

[@worm2773]

He lived in someone’s house without permission

[@devog1842]

@@worm2773 At least he cleaned it, I would have not even pressed charges

[@SirElderock]

@@devog1842 it is a scary thing to see someone you are not expecting especially in a place you think safe. You don't know what their intentions are and in the rush of the occasion of knowing someone who was not suppose to be there is there especially if they are a stranger. i know this from experience.

[@wisconsin50]

@@SirElderock He cleaned the entire house though. Did the dishes and all, he deserved a free sleep before they wanted him out.

[@slooeverysunday7065]

@@devog1842 I wouldn’t even put him in jail also I’d give him 2000 dollars for cleaning but a 1 dollar finw

[@ftwtech]

These aren’t always dumb criminals. Many are just unlucky.

[@ASAPMEXICANBOI117]

true

[@mrsmoothbrain9589]

@what should my name be yiur name should be black circle

[@daryljosephsajulga4912]

The bag full of drugs is the dumb part.

[@miwfreak4312]

I thought the same

[@akshobhyavarma]

If someone was in my house and was keeping it clean and wasn't stealing anything I would pay them money for that.

[@zz3353]

Having the cops measure your drugs made me laugh pretty hard. Thanks for that.

[@forbiddensandwich4369]

“Chased out of the shop” Understatement of the century.

[@rrbenjy8431]

Drinking game : One shot every time the narrator says "dumb criminal".

[@lionsfantrapsntrolls1631]

We would all be dead...

[@ithaca2076]

Nope

[@bi0nicgh0st]

I’m almost de-

[@85CCM75]

I would be in coma

[@downdtube1343]

RR Benjy the true ultimate serial killer

[@philiplee1769]

The only time it was considered a “rescue” to send an animal to seaworld.

[@goos101]

The second person isnt bad, like who would complain someone cleaned there house and took nothing? Human: *Cleans my house in exchange for a place to sleep* Couple: You're arrested. That even sounds dumb

[@ASAPMEXICANBOI117]

yes he should be awarded I would of not charged him

[@jessjohnson5001]

It’s a crime to break into someone’s house my man, no matter what his intentions were and what he did

[@negroleague2]

need to be careful tho. could be a psychopath lol. the majority of people sneaking to live in peoples attics or w/e dont end well.

[@kat-pk4fb]

I would have payed lucas and welcome him to my family

[@miwfreak4312]

As much as I'd like to think I do the same. If I found someone in my house and was in that position. I wouldn't necessarily get them arrested but I'd most likely kick them out.

[@miya9904]

2:40 Rhys Owen Jones is literally the most Welsh name I could think of

[@co5833]

I like how the title says “most dumb” when talking about dumb people

[@nethersherps3028]

Instead of dumbest LMAOAOA

[@themanwhowouldbebrick]

Yes ikr 😂

[@Liljitlyang]

I like the Florida Man story where it says: "Man robs bank, goes to KFC with bag of money."

[@XboxOne3023]

¹23333

[@Shazistic]

Random fact Dolphins have several highly developed forms of communication. They have a “signature whistle” which allows other individuals to recognise them. -The Shades

[@roundhouseradio3588]

I can't be mad at the dude who broke in, stayed there and made himself at home and left it cleaner than it was originally. lol

[@militaryjunkie6207]

Dumbest criminal? The one with social media

[@phaxil4207]

Shaun king

[@rjs1jd]

That one didn't seem true . It was made up !

[@lizzdoe2821]

My sister worked at a bank and was robbed. But the more ridiculous story was about one of her coworkers. Her coworker was 8 months pregnant when this guy came up to her demanding cash. His disguise was bandaids... his get away was a BIKE!!! Yeah that lasted all of five minutes😂

[@metaworld567]

9:16 When you realize that the manufactured bag has a label reading, "Arrest me"

[@HR-wd6cw]

5:25 "Christmas is a time for giving..." Well, the law and law enforcement just gave them a present... a 3 month jail sentence.

[@jayden6975]

Not a bad comment 🙂

[@lukevimpeny4705]

Oh, dont mind me officer, just my bag full of drugs.

[@audrete6071]

6:11 LOL I like how she pulled out the shot gun like this happens every day

[@julian2626]

Welcome to Florida i suppose lol

[@audrete6071]

@@julian2626 And she was also grinning lol

[@gowankommando]

It was in Orlando

[@julian2626]

@@gowankommando Orlando is in Florida though

[@maanmendoza5446]

*The joy on her face makes it more* *weird-*

[@flame1391]

4:04 sounds like a cartoon story lol

[@ivoryas1696]

The Goldilocks dudes "crime" was rather pleasant. If I were married, my wife would probably want to press charges but I would be too sure... Also 4:27 Imagine getting mauled by a snake.

[@atrivthedawnblade8812]

Yeah i mean yeah he’s a theif but getting bit by a venomous snake is a bit excessive for petty robbery.

[@skull6934]

9:02 this part killed me 🤣

[@guyorsini1044]

The penguin kidnapping sounds like a new plot twist for the next hangover movie

[@robertclark2253]

A small town in northern England had seen crime go up significantly so they sent letters to all known criminals in the area , over drinking age , about a free beer testing being held just outside town . About 30 thirsty criminals turned up and were all swiftly arrested .

[@nicolassalazarmartinez9819]

Nobody: The Infographics Show: _proceeds to transition into any way of:_ "but this person is *even dumber,* ..."

[@SlyFan-mp8dc]

Robbing multiple homes in a neighborhood during the Christmas season only gets you three months in jail? I'm not one to want severe punishments for crimes like that, but that is way too lenient.

[@feetguzzler9000]

6:10 **Cutely grabs gun while smiling**

[@_CARKENT]

6:06 the way the employee smiles as she pulls out a shotgun is hilarious

[@racheljensen1823]

You gotta hand it to some criminals, they really are entertaining. One from where I live tried to rob a donnut store, only to find it was the local police department's favourite hang-out. The same guy also tried to steal their police car... let's just say it didn't work hahaha

[@somtoerinne9260]

That guy must have an empty head!🤣

[@gilby123]

There was one recently in AZ where some guy fled the scene of the crime on foot. In the process of running, he dropped his cellphone, which was unlocked. The police took a photo of themselves and posted it to his FB account and told him he can pick it up when he stops by the station.

[@anshuuu9708]

🤣🤣🤣

[@InkWaxstudios100]

The Goldilocks burglar is honestly the one home breaker which I feel bad for and kind of like. He was harmless and even cleaned up the house.

[@mattsupertramp6506]

Breaking into people's houses is one thing but stealing presents from under a Christmas tree? That's where I draw the line!

[@KororaPenguin]

I guess they were all grinches.

[@CosmicKenny3479]

idk why but at 3:53 The expression the guy made is so funny 🤣

[@krealyesitisbeta5642]

These are soon to be Team rocket employees.

[@sr-7195]

3:37 The penguin: Look at me I am the driver

[@SimpleSetting]

Florida man: Finally! A worthy opponent, Our battle will be legendary!

[@oliversherman4648]

People who came home: who are you? The robber: Um I’m you’re local housecleaning service People: Nice try kid

[@obmlofficialbluemafialeade8597]

Lucas was just chilling!

[@kat-pk4fb]

I would have payed lucas and welcome him to my family he was so nice he even helped her

[@swadams2]

I remember seeing footage of some guy who tried to rob a convenience store. He thought he'd disable the camera first, but he wasn't wearing a mask, so it got a good close-up of his face.

[@frankofam1069]

I love this channel. I listen to it everyday on my way home from work. around 7 minutes and 30 seconds in was the funniest one because I am from Long island and I remember this and I actually went to school with one of the cops!!

[@jasminejohnston6393]

A drunk man in Abbotsford, BC, Canada once got out of his car to avoid getting a DUI and went into what he thought was a taxi and told the driver “Get me outta here Buddy cops are everywhere tonight!” The driver did get him out of there…and took him to the drunk tank because it wasn’t a taxi he got into, but an idling police car and the RCMP officer did his job pretty well compared to the drunk man’s mistake. Hey if you’re in Canada don’t mess with Mounties!

[@SarahMacDonald1991]

2 made me think of the episode where Sheldon broke into Penny's place and cleaned it.

[@GODENRICHED]

"BAG FULL OF DRUGS" 😂

[@kamaducktanjiquack8849]

I Need that second person he seems JoyFul

[@boughtthiskidoffebay6346]

6:09 i like how happy she is when pointing a shot gun at someone

[@learningwithlaila]

Criminal: takes items from the house I sleep Criminal: also takes Christmas presents *ok now you’ve gone to far* (I’m not one of those “presents are all what Christmas is about” kind of people)

[@megarhombus7532]

"Bag full of drugs" DO YOU WANT TO GET ARRESTED!? then having your drugs weighed by the cops! LAMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@phantommangagirl]

“The cops are offering to weigh my drugs for me? How nice!” 😂😂😂

[@harveybeaver9731]

5:45 If I were him, I would have assumed that the police christmas presents were just empty boxes.

[@htx_cane3033]

The host said “be careful who you rob” like he was giving robbing tips

[@Just-A-Panda]

guys, its simple. Cover your eyes, dress up in black, and put red, yellow, and green circles. Boom, you are a traffic light. Nobody will see it coming. And boom, you just did the heist of the year.

[@kamildzn_8950]

In Poland police once posted on Facebook about drugs being mixed with dangerous stuff and if you want to make sure your drugs are fine, bring them to the station and police will check them for you and to their surprise allegedly a lot of people were coming lol they even showed that on the news.. 😂😁

[@hiteshdsouza9615]

I feel bad for the second guy, yes he did trespass but he also cleaned their dishes.

[@sjillo]

Not just dishes there’s more

[@awzthemusicalreviews]

Guy: (shows up to bar) Bouncer: "ID, please." Guy: "You look familiar..."

[@HDTomo]

Fun fact: first actually said first

[@D_LGND]

Whoa! I am learning everyday!

[@HDTomo]

@scp 049 also true

[@Nitrality]

@TOMO true

[@mapletreepower7038]

Fun fact: most people who say “first” are not first

[@HDTomo]

@@mapletreepower7038 also also true

[@DavidM-tg1oy]

I love the story of the "snake napper". That must be a CLASSIC!!

[@kanyewest2729]

The penguin was probably safer with the “criminals” than at seaworld

[@OfficialSamuelC]

3 months for that?! It’s almost worth robbing someone if you make a decent payday and only serve 3 months! Ridiculous!

[@christigmc]

I once heard about a guy who tried to rob a gun store with a baseball bat.

[@jordandennis6794]

ROTFL

[@dontmindme5879]

First rule of breaking and entering small time Cash and jewelry only. Nothing that would make you need to use an ID to get rid of.

[@____-qm4nq]

You need an id to sell jewelry

[@dontmindme5879]

@@____-qm4nq you do not in the underground my guy. A person will buy jewelry off you before a TV. But what do I know my late teens early 20s I only made a living off it so. Act like you have watched backdoor jewelry operations. What's smarter walking around with 300 bucks of bulky electronics. Or 500k worth of small jewelry. You tried tho

[@dontmindme5879]

@@____-qm4nq but I will say I've made alot off nieve ppl so doesnt matter. Believe what you want. Lol I'm not here to ease your mind. If that makes you feel safe believe it

[@ilkkarautio2449]

Are not or, i hate typos. 😰

[@osqni]

the dumbest thing i got in trouble for was yawning in class 😂

[@D_LGND]

And even passing my friend an Eraser

[@bunnothebunny3286]

I know a kid in my school who got a detention from breathing to loudly

[@osqni]

Bunno The bunny bruh 😂

[@jacksonfoehr6629]

Hiiiii I loved the video

[@flameusinsane4198]

6:11 I like to imagine that the staff was like, here let me get it, no, take this lead to the head though

[@ramihamdan7655]

If I ever become a villain, Infographics would be my guide.

[@beticolaproductions]

Me too😎

[@MrsJHarrington]

Great video! Makes me feel better about myself, lol.

[@mclovinisback5866]

How about that time a guy robbed a bank without covering his face. He poured some lemon juice over his face, thinking it would male his face invisible to the cameras, since lemon juice is used for invisible ink.

[@choo_choo1256]

6:11 She seems like she’s been waiting to use that rifle for years

[@apple_1220]

If someone broke into my house, cleaned it and bought groceries, I would hire them

[@bengal6825]

If that were me, I would hire Lucas and just let him live there.

[@Marinebioecolandcons]

The one in the hardware store: Robber: GIMME YO MONEY! Worker: No You

[@inhalingsand2312]

I can guarantee I would be here if I was a criminal

[@touxiong519]

So since you are here.... are you a criminal?

[@inhalingsand2312]

@@touxiong519 *perhaps*

[@Theluckyduck9]

Ahhh

[@Zeraora_]

Thief: GIVE ME THE MONEY Employee: Call an ambulance, call an ambulance but not for me.

[@unknownseizure]

I'm glad that cj from gta isn't included on this list. He sprouted amazing memes and I would hate for him to have been caught

[@neeteshjugmohan8018]

Yayyyy finally at the start Johannesburg South Africa i live in South Africa not gonna get into too much detail but yayyy finally

[@rewindedits8805]

Imagine being arrested and holding a live penguin at the same time :p

[@KororaPenguin]

I know the animation depicts a crested penguin, but I gather from the fact that they weren't charged with attempting to release a potential invasive species that the penguin was a little blue?

[@ericevans6712]

I know a guy that robbed a grocery store with a water gun an ran out of gas one block away

[@Fl0rales]

Lol

[@maanmendoza5446]

Wa-

[@robertclark2253]

I heard of a guy arrested for bank robbery the police caught him with a bag full of money , a mask and a gun at his interrogation he said " It wasn't me officer " police " Really ? Then why is there so much evidence to the contrary ? " suspect " I never robbed the bank I was busy at the time " police " Doing what ? " suspect " Robbing the post office down the street " or how about burglar Darren Kimpton who tried to rob a house full of cops . Why were the cops there ? They were investigating a burglary committed by... Darren Kimpton that's right Kimpton had robbed the same house just hours earlier . Derek Mosley tried to rob Discount Gun Store in Beaverton armed with a baseball bat which he used to break open a display case to reach the guns inside only for the owner to force to the floor at gunpoint and hold him there until police arrived . Two burglars robbed a house one was caught and wrestled to the ground by the owner who was former WWE Champion Daniel Bryan . Another burglar got stuck in a window trying to get into a house and as he tried to squirm into the window his pants fell to his ankles as passers by took photos of his bare backside .

[@unknownseizure]

What makes a criminal? Getting caught - Keanu Reeves

[@Monarch_04]

I feel like no. 3 was an inspiration for the Hangover series

[@J_Dawg90]

Talking about people being dumb while saying most dumb instead of dumbest

[@ShaanSalwan2003]

ABUSING A PENGUIN- just fined PEACEFULLY SEEKING SHELTER IN A HOUSE - fined + imprisoned Is that justice??

[@robbyvisuals7711]

6:20 Donald Trump You Ain’t slick

[@directnotes7946]

Poor penguin, he only saw a few hours of freedom because he was kidnapped

[@mr.uchiha3937]

7:40 lol the captions: *His "genius" (n: sarcasm) plan fell apart when he used his fraudulent police car to...*

[@koisfish]

That Goldilocks guy is obviously going through some stuff,and didn’t steal anything,and cleaned my house.I WOULD GLADLY LET HIM STAY

[@keinlieb3818]

"World's most dumb" I assume you did that title like that on purpose, but it still hurts my head.