tier-ranking bad celebrity poetry (bella thorne i want my money back)

[@TimothyLam]

"Lili Reinhart. Someone who knows a thin g or two about bad writing because SHE'S ON RIVERDALE" *the ungodly sound that came outta mouth-*

[@JulianSteve]

When Jack said that I lost it. A lot of people be criticizing the Riverdale script writing. I never watch the show, but this is funny to me😂😭😂

[@TimothyLam]

@@JulianSteve yes!! The cringe compilations always make me die 😭💀💀

[@TimothyLam]

@Sarah Derksen ive always wanted to do that ugh you're so lucky

[@luuuuux_]

@@TimothyLam I’ve never watched the show but the cringe compilations are the funniest things. They’re also super weird out of contest, which just makes it funnier.

[@lesbiangoddess290]

It's TRUE it's TRUE. Honestly tho what a read

[@StarslightAndDreams]

him: florence welch me: *holds my breath* him: this was phenomenal me: *relieved sigh*

[@wildelove13]

I feel called out and attacked, but in a good way. You and I are cut from the same cloth, my friend

[@StarslightAndDreams]

@@wildelove13 a cultured fellow too, i see

[@Vincisomething]

I have yet to read it but I know it's good

[@andreaeleoeme2364]

Rt.

[@emmavenosdel]

same 😌 i have both copies of useless magic and it’s just shdkfjfk so good

[@msdenise1234567]

something I learned today: celebrity poetry exists

[@lesbiangoddess290]

Same.

[@melliexcx]

Same 😂

[@alsimanche]

Ok..i was a bit confuse once i disciver this video, at first i thought he was going to rate singer's song lyrics, but it's not?, So what isi it actually? 😂

[@yinhannasjournal]

Honestly I was so surprised-

[@stultusego1103]

Me too.

[@rfrolicarts]

Daniel Radcliffe imagining being an aged, cheating husband at age 17 is amazing and hilarious.

[@yinhannasjournal]

You do have a point. 😭✋🏻

[@DR-nh6oo]

I thought he was imagining being trump but was too polite to say so?

[@marli1904]

Lmao 😭😭😭😂

[@DR-nh6oo]

Selina that is a pretty wild assumption you are making there, playboyism is not compulsory yet for multi millionaires, although perhaps in some circles you could be right i guess.

[@DR-nh6oo]

Selina Of course you’re right, and being short will turn you into someone who ‘buys’ women always.

[@irenejanith2371]

So when Lana was singing “your poetry’s bad” she was singing about her ex James Franco

[@roheetbose6369]

This cracked me up 🤣

[@lemon4087]

Yeh 😭😭

[@depgabby]

one thing about Lana is she always shades her flings in songs 🤣

[@Fr1esenjung]

"Probably"

[@torroro33o]

💀

[@anniesuzmeyan7887]

"The good, the bad, and the Bella Thorne."

[@zainab66728]

Thank you for quoting that ICONIC line dsljgngb

[@emiliaburgos5404]

😂😂😂

[@JulianSteve]

Yeah, this is why I do not do poetry. I suck at it🤦🏾‍♂️💯

[@ruqayyahchadi]

Lmaoooooo, love this

[@janaloff]

this SENT ME

[@janaloff]

"aggressively average" "violently mediocre" ah, yes, my favourite jack-phrases...

[@lesbiangoddess290]

I mean brilliance.

[@spiritualsnail1584]

I kinda wish I was an English teacher so I could write these glorious phrases on my students' essays

[@-ana_banana-2098]

@@spiritualsnail1584 If a teacher did this I wouldn’t even get mad

[@LightWaySNK]

@@spiritualsnail1584 I would do that too, but nevermind, I hate kids 😭

[@maybeimacat3183]

"You're a millionaire, the only poor thing about you is the choices you make" jack spilling FACTS 😌💅

[@midnightradioforlostmortal9071]

Honestly such a burn like wow

[@erikavodvarkova2808]

was about to comment, so happy someone did so before me

[@ilariamontesano845]

He ABSOLUTELY made my day! 🔥🔥🔥

[@flowers4myself522]

True, but that doesn’t mean it can’t feel like that. I went from having nothing, to having everything I ever wanted.. and yeah; I feel worse now compared to before, because it feels like when you have «everything» you should be happy.

[@lesbiangoddess290]

I mean TEA

[@kimpoirier236]

daniel radcliffe is actually a really smart and cultured guy. if he gave poetry another stab now that he's older and wiser, i bet he could do a pretty good job at it. i mean, for a 17 year old, that was fairly good.

[@totalweirdo8538]

I totally agree. If you only know him from Harry Potter you'd be surprised, but he's genuinely really intelligent.

[@elizabethratcliffe3859]

absolutely, it was really good, for a 17 year old. It's not the worlds best but he was 17

[@seaof_stars]

honestly i would read that

[@jessiahmarielle]

i would buy it and read it so fast omg…

[@pedrogonzales4364]

@@elizabethratcliffe3859 not really

[@courtneybarger8599]

The James Franco poem sounded like an elementary school poem about a best friend, which is kinda wholesome

[@courtneybarger8599]

But still not exactly good lol

[@sravanthiannamraju7743]

That's one way to look at it lol

[@simonmorris746]

Hes a 40 year old. Who PMs high schoolers.

[@areeanachowdhury9070]

@@simonmorris746 lmfaoo yep the original comment got real weird real quick

[@catharticmemefairy2088]

I genuinely think it’s meant to be satire

[@lauren-lucycook568]

the cursive voice when reading the halsey poem absolutely sent me

[@iamtedii4493]

Lol same..had to pause the video just to recollect myself before continuing.😅😅

[@Noor_T_98]

I choked on my coffee 😭

[@JulianSteve]

That part took me out‼️I low key think he was trying to impersonate Halsey. Jack is something else😭😂

[@naklayay8465]

shit had me giggling

[@boopsieeee]

Lmaooo i read your comment before watching that part and same jajfjjakjfs

[@emaildrc100]

Why does it feel like all these celebrities were in a year 7 english lesson and were asked to write a poem on something they were passionate about for their homework

[@idaswagbak8844]

james franco writing about lana del rey

[@renekumar8290]

Right? It literally sounds like a 3 year old doing show and tell! Its like stop stating the obvious

[@carissanami5824]

ha! best representation! 🤣

[@valterssluka1945]

Lanas book is actually amazing.

[@jessica5497]

Nah, Florence's book is awasome

[@naomi-jh8nj]

you had me at "Lily is a stripper" why am I crying

[@yinhannasjournal]

😂

[@boredbestiee8870]

IDK WHY I THOUGHT LILLY SINGH 😭

[@adriannahaliey8078]

Bahhahaha

[@lemon4087]

Why!!!!

[@sierrastar5155]

I wish lorde released a poetry book. I mean her lyrics alone are poetry but I’d love a book dedicated to it.

[@huy3519]

i didn't scroll long enough to find this, thanks

[@poohgaze2338]

AMEN! I actually had "Hard Feelings" as part of a forensics poetry piece that I never ended up performing.

[@jinakalita3842]

Your profile picture deserve more recognition

[@Gel677]

Well this aged poorly because now her latest album has been released and has some of the worst lyrics of any modern pop album/artist at points

[@sierrastar5155]

@@Gel677 couldn’t disagree more. It’s been an absolute pleasure to read her recent lyrics. I suggest doing so yourself as it seems her lyrics are going over everyone’s head this era.

[@RAEMUSE]

I'm a simple girl I see Alex Turner, I click.

[@yuyiiscool2350]

Akaashi, you know

[@MsHemesis]

I actually only realized that Alex Turner was in this after about 15 minutes in ! Can't believe I didn't notice ! And I just HAD to immediatly check that Jack had put him in the only category he belongs : the top one.

[@saanvi9262]

So trueee (also Zayn)

[@c2938a]

right????? i didn’t even know he wrote poetry

[@cambriasipprell]

yesss

[@ananyagulati3522]

“As underwhelming as Shawn Mendes at the Met Gala” I spit out my water 😭😭😭

[@sharmanveraj3281]

He’s still hot tho 🥲

[@scintilliance5665]

as a Shawn Mendes fan, i am ashamed to admit i agree. 👀

[@khanakbajpai3147]

Shawn mendes existing is ENOUGH ❤️

[@just-trying-my-best-everyday]

I... I don't get it.

[@janhavishigwan1347]

@@just-trying-my-best-everyday shawn wore a very basic suit at the met, that's why he used that as an example to say how underwhelming it was.

[@melaniemurphyofficial]

LILY IS A STRIPPER hahahahahahahaha, I very rarely laugh out loud while alone but really enjoyed this video

[@saganc.4090]

if she did that with self awareness I would buy that book in the next two minutes.

[@sunsetgiu3443]

Lily from Himym

[@areeanachowdhury9070]

@@sunsetgiu3443 Alicia really wrote a whole poem about the doppelganger😭 lmfao

[@lilypond5158]

Am I

[@allisonelizabeth6596]

@@lilypond5158 yes

[@NoelleGallagher]

WHAT CAN I LANA DEL SAY....JACK !! YOURE KILLING ME !!

[@NoelleGallagher]

JAMES....FRANKLY NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS JFC

[@NoelleGallagher]

REINED IT IN BUT WE NEED MORE HEART

[@jack_edwards]

i made this video for you and you only

[@justinquach4474]

Lana del Rey is a legend. Please don't underrate her.

[@rflcain]

@@justinquach4474 periodt

[@elizabethblair4878]

Zayn actually is really into poetry and literature. He wanted to be an English teacher before he became a singer. His song calamity is in a very poetic style too.

[@16-janani.k48]

I almost forgot about this!!! I really loved Calamity 🤩

[@noahtimes1712]

Yes!! I was thinking about calamity the whole time Jack was speaking about him. It’s such an amazing song I’m obsessed with it

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

Yes Calamity is amazing!

[@leonie3294]

@@noahtimes1712 same!

[@zin82e98]

🤍

[@ramonek9109]

I wrote a poem about this video: I watched this video The video was good The video was funny The video made me laugh

[@blee0d]

And you are James 2.0

[@lotechukwuikpo]

Poet and you know it

[@abhirami8353]

better than like half the stuff on here

[@milkcatdog394]

I’ll continue the poem! …I’m the cat in the hat

[@alexanrustler2611]

Dam your like rupi kaur

[@ferdousikhanam5043]

Jack: lili reinhart, someone who knows something about bad writing cuz she’s in Riverdale! Me: **immediate flashbacks to “I’m a weirdo”, “the epic highs and lows of high school football”, “Daddykins”, “Archiekins” and literally everything Cheryl says**

[@lesbiangoddess290]

Love it. So bad.

[@sabriaabilon1943]

"i dropped out of 4th grade to sell drugs to support my nana"

[@ferdousikhanam5043]

@@sabriaabilon1943 forgot that one 😂

[@sofiamolina2697]

“We are the generation Z”

[@princessmanitari4993]

@@sofiamolina2697 which is said by millennials

[@sisnitangent9172]

the jackademy ed-wards

[@jack_edwards]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[@lakedistrictlibrary9391]

underrated comment

[@b.d6642]

We need that to be a thing

[@yinhannasjournal]

This comment. 💀

[@yinhannasjournal]

@@b.d6642 Absolutely. 😭✋🏻

[@harrietmahony7672]

The missed opportunity to call the category “James FrankNO”

[@yinhannasjournal]

Oh my God. 😭✋🏻

[@bubbleblower9993]

James-frankly-no one asks😂😂😂

[@everynewdayisablessing8509]

Or: "Frankly, my dear... I don't give a damn."

[@jonidh1064]

Alex's lyrics are literally like poets, he even used to read dictionaries instead of going out with friends as a normal 20-something year old would do back then lmao

[@aathenaiz6151]

lmaoo did he really used to do that?

[@nadhyrahasiana3689]

@Valerie he’s just utterly brilliant

[@aathenaiz6151]

@Valerie lol no idea of this thank u

[@mr_swarleyson]

@@aathenaiz6151 well Alexa Chung(his ex) said this about Alex. Ofc she might have been joking but I would easily believe that she has't 'cause Alex seems like a guy who would do this

[@moderndaycain16]

believe it or not reading dictionaries is not that uncommon. many people do that to enlarge their vocabulary. i am one of them.

[@picklesthewise]

Some of my favorite lines: "She wakes up once a month and chooses chaos." "I would say not in a creepy way...but ABSOLUTELY in a creepy way." "Someone who knows a thing or two about bad writing because she's on Riverdale!" *Unknowingly homeless* 🙄 *I've been hit by a truck in love* 😳🙄 "Lily is a stripper." 😂😂 "I have nothing to say, as she clearly had nothing to say." "This is why book editors exist." "Is it a boring essay, persevering?" "I am about to make the weirdest threesome of all time."

[@anna-lg8gp]

you forgot the phrase "aggressively average"

[@idontwannabeanonymous4725]

That weirdest threesome is the best part cause I like all of them lol

[@gwynethcordero8277]

and also the "the only poor thing about you is the choices you made" 😭

[@arijeanz]

"lili reined it in, but we needed more heart" that pun was FANTASTIC

[@atlasthebastard]

what about "this is raw, but in the way uncooked chicken is raw" 🤣🤣

[@annamullan9377]

“That went down like a pint of piss”, is probably the best sentence I’ve ever heard.

[@zhi4452]

“This poem is about Lana del Ray This essay is about Lana del Ray Lana del Ray is my friend Lana del Ray was born in East Coast Lana del Ray is artist of West Coast” This was very meaningful James Franco🥺

[@whiteraven536]

rey*

[@maroonggirl]

It reads like a 3rd grader asked to write a poem or essay about their friend, he doesn't actually know that much about her but he's really trying to fill his page. I'm half convinced he chose Lana Del Rey because she has a long-ish name. If I was Lana, I'd be offended my name was tied to that.

[@maocharlisme]

I find it very likely he was high on something.

[@LM-yt7zk]

This sounds like sentences you’d find in a foreign language manual for beginners 😂

[@ellet420]

rey**

[@shadowcadette]

“I just assume that Anna Wintour forgets to send him (Shawn Mendes) the theme each year” COULD NOT HAVE BEEN SAID BETTER 👏👏👏

[@isarealpe]

I didn’t quite get the roast haha. Did he mean that he dresses very casual and not according to the theme? Lol I know nothing about the Met Gala

[@shadowcadette]

@@isarealpe Yess :) so basically the Met Gala has an extravagant theme each year (for example heavenly bodies featured a mix of borderline biblical and just beautifully stunning outfits that emphasized on everyone’s body, or camp which basically means like very extravagant and out there and just insane) and every year Shawn just ignores the theme and goes in a basic suit

[@luiza.limaneves]

@@shadowcadette the most extra thing he does is like... Put a lot of gel in his hair in a way to let us know he did

[@midsummersoleil]

i’m not even surprised alex is at the top, he’s an utterly awesome lyricist and they can easily be turned into poems. tbhc is an absolute masterpiece as well as his writing structure in pretty much all he writes.

[@crico314]

Thank You!!!! Everyone is talking about humbug and sías, which at both great albums, but no one is talking about tbh+c

[@electriksheep1508]

after that james franco segment i don't feel so bad about my notes app fanfics anymore edit: i got notifs for this comment and it reassured me again thanks guys

[@yinhannasjournal]

😂😂

[@KS-im9yo]

here's another notification. remember james franco

[@Slashsarah]

Remember James Franco my friend, remember that fire hazard

[@modelstatus3456]

Remember James Franco.

[@xenopyxis]

Never forget James Franco

[@sakshibhasin96]

Alex Turner is a songwriting genius. This is a line from the song "Fire and the Thud" that I absolutely love - "If it's true you're gonna run away, tell me where, I'll meet you there". He can pack so much emotion into words. I would really recommend listening to the older songs by the Arctic Monkeys especially their album Humbug

[@andromeda156]

I could spend all night talking about his lyrics :)

[@cataryad661]

My favourite song by Arctic Monkeys is Too Much To Ask. The line “Would a kiss be too much to ask? When you fit me as sunday's frozen pitch fits the thermos flask” is beautiful. Also “Would it be outrageous to say we're either shouting or we're shagging? Docked in tempestuous bays, at least that's how we felt yesterday. The eyes are getting heavier and whether you're asleep or awake is a mystery”

[@2kool4skool15]

RIGHT and the whole of Cornerstone too, that song is literally a poem in itself, especially with the progression of "can i call you her name?" and variations of that until "you can call me anything you want." right at the very end, as well as Love is a Laserquest, that song is so beautifully written, that it hurts

[@nullvector]

Alex Turner is God.

[@crico314]

What about tbh+c

[@mikaelaabundo3704]

"is it poetry or is just a boring essay persevering?" i- so true bestie

[@siaahsan6385]

I sense a boost of confidence in Jack! I guess it's the Harry Styles T-shirt...

[@ray._.0004]

Probably ! XD

[@KevinShinwoo]

"Lily is a stripper." I honestly don't know if this makes me like the poem more or less.

[@emma-di5ly]

Yes.

[@evelynleslie2633]

Fun fact Taylor also has one called “Monster in My Closet” that she wrote when she was 9 and one a national poetry contest at the time. It’s really cute

[@angelicaguerino]

This is exactly the kind of gem I was hoping to find in the comments. Thank you

[@maybeimacat3183]

The content that we didn't know we wanted, but now we're *living* for it

[@nataliasilvia4381]

facts !!

[@yinhannasjournal]

Absolutely!

[@laraspieck5250]

Okay but seriously..how do you make a video of 21 mins feel like 5? Super interesting and honest.. can't believe stars are brave enough to put out poetry which sounds totally off and isn't really thought through.

[@jack_edwards]

this is so kind, thank you!!

[@fatimamahmoud4261]

Me: doesn't want to write poetry because I think my level is low * James Franco poetry * Me: nevermind where is the pen

[@iparkedjiminbutyoongiisrid8274]

Same :-(

[@myyou7335]

Lololol. -_- "This inspired me to write my poetry to publish"

[@meghannpalmer7417]

Haha me too but I only write poetry for myself

[@Amorrfatiii]

Since you enjoyed Florence poetry, you should try her book recommendations. I wonder how you would feel about her reading selection. She has an actual book club so you would have a wide selection of books to choose. Just an idea!

[@milkcatdog394]

Oooh oh my gosh that’s a great idea! Will def look it up. Thanks for the recommendation

[@JessHessMusic]

I love that Britney soared to the top of the list for being rumored to have written a single poem once. She deserves it. 👏👏

[@izzyklein7999]

One thing I really love about Jack is that he actually educates his viewers but in a really accessible, enjoyable way. Love it xx

[@jack_edwards]

This is everything I try to do so this comments the world to me!!! Thank you 🥰

[@july3817]

The James Franco poems sounded like the sentences you would practice if you were learning English in elementary school

[@yinhannasjournal]

😂😂

[@evamatthaiou6032]

so many of alex turner's song lyrics alone could be poems so i'm not one bit surprised he's at the top

[@lotusmiragemusic]

Definitely!

[@tanmitadas9667]

Yessur

[@elise7407]

most songs are poems tbh

[@bluebird-cd6in]

especially the songs he wrote for the submarine soundtrack, they're so beautiful

[@aero3318]

@@bluebird-cd6in Pile-driver Waltz is an underrated masterpiece for sure

[@MercurialMoon]

I love how all the cringey poems were intended to be sentimental and deep while daniel radcliffe's poem, one of the best ones, was intended to be just funny and entertaining

[@JemimaRose]

alex turner's songwriting is literally poetry so I'm not surprised at all

[@mary142]

only britney could make it to the top without actually reading any poetry

[@shereenryn9446]

Alex turner is a genius when it comes to writing lyrics and words despite being bad in conversations.

[@mr_swarleyson]

I think he just doesn't feel comfortable talking on camera

[@jaisenberg464]

“who are you?” “alex” “from?” “sheffield” “from?” “engshefOHARCTICMONKEYS”

[@thedamsnackbar2506]

its more like he is bad at interviews rather than conversations. his mind just goes way faster than his mouth can keep up with and so we end up with 5 words a minute but if you're patient enough and put them together, those are genius sentences. also the fact that he absolutely hates interviews which adds to the stress and slows him down further. all of the interviews in which the interviewers craft the scene as a conversation are the ones in which he is the most interactive. but if someone's just shooting questions after questions, that's a train wreck.

[@req_r]

The metaphors, analogies, and references Jack makes in this, and some of his other videos are just splendid. 😙👌chef's kiss

[@didhiti20]

it's a wonder how his brain works!

[@emiliahejlstedkristensen8005]

Alex Turners "A choice of three" blows me away every single time, to take something so mundane and making it so beautiful? I kind of want to cry whenever I hear it, really pointing out the beauty in everyday life. Oh what a poem baby!

[@thomme8539]

Pamela Anderson writing an adoring poem on Julian Assange feels like a detail that leaked from an alternate timeline or something, I love it.

[@charlottebarber2986]

I appreciate you acknowledging Alex Turner so much, so much of his song writing goes so unnoticed, there are also letters and notes of his you can find online that are so good!

[@tenzingroul6011]

Best not to read them though. They were leaked by his ex.

[@lotusmiragemusic]

He's the best lyricist ever 💕

[@sugassugar8036]

@@tenzingroul6011 wtf who

[@TalkAsSoftAsChalk]

I just knew Florence, Taylor, Lana and Alex would rank high! Their lyrics are poetry too.

[@EliTheBroseph]

Don't forget frank ocean

[@yuhhyuhhhyuhhhh]

ALEX TURNER IS SO UNDERRATED NDNDNFNFN the things this man has made me feel is equivalent to either my lover and i laying together eating peaches on a sunny Sunday afternoon, or making me stand in front of a speeding train, no in-between

[@lotusmiragemusic]

YESSS his lyrics are superior to anyone else in the music industry. He's a poetic genius 💕

[@cambriasipprell]

OMG YES

[@Maybeaninternetdiary]

@@lotusmiragemusic I swear you are so right. Alex Turner literally has the power to make you feel things. For eg I don't usually cry to love songs but love is a Laserquest never fails to make me feel things.

[@superrstarr13]

the way he writes it’s just so amazing. it makes me want to start writing music of my own

[@superrstarr13]

@@Maybeaninternetdiary fr omg. but fireside has been hitting different lately. so underrated and when you actually pay attention to the lyrics, it hurts a lot and it’s so obviously written about alexa chung

[@taneshqas.2566]

Saw Alex Turner on the timestamp and knew he'd be on top, that man is a genius when it comes to writing

[@milamnalili5772]

Alex’s writing is immaculate, not just “A choice of three” but all the of the songs he wrote (including the Moneys’ tunes and his own) are beautiful. Simply one of the best songwriters of the 21st century so far

[@mariliagontijo1700]

Seeing Alex Turner in the thumbnail and clicking immediately ✨

[@terezahobelantova782]

yaaas exactly

[@taasinbinhossainalvi9173]

Mood

[@lotusmiragemusic]

Same haha

[@marianitaortiz409]

This represents me

[@amaliemurray2662]

exactly what i did lmao

[@sarahnolan1541]

i ADORE florence welch. this poem is one of my favorites: RAGE I’m worried we are entering an age of rage, Where only anger will be considered as an asset And the gentle will be mocked, then eaten. Those with soft voices will have their tongues cut out, As punishment for not using them the right way. Don’t you know your words are weapons, Kindness is obsolete, As obsolete as handwriting, As obsolete as silence and darkness in a city.

[@jennysterg322]

This reminded me so much of the words of Thucydides about the change of the meaning of words (he was talking about a time of war): “The regular meaning of words changed to fit the state of affairs. Insane risk was now bravery for an ally; careful forethought was cowardice; moderation was considered an excuse for being unmanly; circumspection was an unwillingness to commit; heedless attacks was termed manly behavior, and self-defense was a bland excuse for conspiracy”.

[@pratikshabaruah3105]

I love Florence too! My favourite poem by her is 'Monarch butterflies'.

[@Vincisomething]

This makes me want to order it

[@carissanami5824]

beautiful! I think she's a poet even in a way she's speaking

[@emmavenosdel]

i adore florence as well! my favourite poem by her is body of water ❤️ to give yourself over to another body that’s all you want really to be out of your own and consumed by another to swim inside the skin of your lover not have to breathe, not have to think but you can’t live on love and salt water’s no drink we’re dying of thirst so we feast on each other the sea is still our violent mother and like children she just can’t teach, we break and break and break and break ourselves upon the beach IT’S SO GOOD AAA

[@Parrrrrrriiiiiii]

Zayn has a poetry collection called "zoems" if I'm not wrong , you should react to that Jack.

[@titsofgargamel]

z-zoems? 😟

[@FatimaZahra-lu8bf]

@@titsofgargamel not the best name lol

[@jack_edwards]

ZOEMS ! omg

[@titsofgargamel]

@@jack_edwards no, jack.. no

[@titsofgargamel]

@@FatimaZahra-lu8bf i know 😭

[@supergingerr]

You should review Auroras music/lyrics. She doesn’t have a poetry book but it’s clear she can WRITE. A lot of her songs she wrote at a very young age, but they are amazing stories and just put visuals in your head effortlessly.

[@tsxxcea]

Jack: *puts Alex in poet and they know it* while Alex: "I poured my aching heart into a pop song. I Couldn't get the hang of poetry"

[@edenabraham8869]

“The good, the bad and the Bella Thorne” 💀 glad that this is the kind of entertainment I sign up for.

[@erin8432]

A moment of silence for Jack’s bank account, he shouldn’t have to spend money on terrible books so often

[@laurenc9614]

I'd attend a dinner party with Florence Welsh, Britany Spears, and Alex Turner hands down. It sounds like a twisted social experiment and I'm here for it.

[@xfreja]

alex turner is so talented, i don’t even have to read his poem to know it’s incredible

[@moveslikemacca]

i've just spent over 10 minutes laughing hysterically at the 'james franco' category everytime it appears on screen, and at his big fat smile (affectionate) like he's just so proud to be there. tears are rolling down my face as i'm typing

[@mislily505]

The “rupi kaur” poems and “worst dressed” should’ve switched tiers. The rupi kaur poems had a level of cringe that’s unmatched

[@jack_edwards]

for me the 'reads rupi kaur once' section is poetry that used more symbolism + imagery (so at least *somewhat* poetic albeit cringe) whereas the 'worst-dressed list' category were just words that aren't very poetic at all! ope that makes sense haha

[@mislily505]

@@jack_edwards yess makes sense. In my head I put gabi hanna in the rupi kaur section and.. imo her poems would’ve been closer to James Franco haha

[@baileymoore1559]

i literally just spent $40 on milk and honey and violet bent backwards over the grass if youre telling me that the rupi kaur poems are bad ill cry i

[@taralovescm]

@@baileymoore1559 they are

[@werenothingbutyouwantnothi6843]

@@baileymoore1559 milk and honey is a collection of poems about her and her life and her experiences so i feel like the imagery is very strong and hits strong when you've gone through something similar. I also feel like she's very raw and vulnerable in some poems and i deeply appreciate that because I could feel it while reading. It's probably a collection that I'll never read again, but while reading, it was great. Also it's a very pretty aesthetically pleasing book if you care about it

[@regangarman3014]

Did Jack just predicted Taylor’s Grammy win for AOTY? It seems so

[@ingridhcn9680]

14:04 the "cursive" reading of Halsey's poetry, im dying

[@Bethany959]

I chocked 😭

[@oscillatewildly666]

Alex Turner has an insane talent in my opinion, Love is a Laserquest may just be one of my favorite songs lyrically.

[@Musicgirl2225]

I really like how you used rupi as a descriptor and explained her poetry but didn’t shame or bring down her work.

[@heyyitsmel]

the lakes by taylor swift is an absolute masterpiece i will not believe otherwise

[@lotusmiragemusic]

YES.

[@leaahs13]

And Tolerate it

[@lydiad9249]

and champagne problems

[@leejiaa]

epiphany is so underrated 😭

[@jhodgkinson1756]

i would like to add hoax

[@MrMalikiko]

zayn actually wrote more poems and I actually think he has a book on it if I'm not wrong.... and I think Alex turner deserves the top spot just for the love letter he wrote to alexa chung which was just immaculate ✨✨✨

[@Maybeaninternetdiary]

Yes I recommended this in another thread as it is one of the most beautiful things ever .

[@luciamariaortegaflores4529]

wait do you have a link to this letter?

[@meuhreen_]

@@luciamariaortegaflores4529 "My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying excites me to an unfamiliar degree."

[@luciamariaortegaflores4529]

@@meuhreen_ aw, rip

[@aathenaiz6151]

i think i would die of someone wrote me a poem like that

[@Mo-hl9nq]

THE CURSIVE ACCENT WHEN YOU DID HALSEY KILLLLLLLED ME 💀💀💀

[@revalraangeliq2332]

Alex Turner is literally flawless. Not even surprised he’s on top of the list

[@literallyurdad1259]

"You are a billionaire; the only poor thing about you is the choices you made." Damn... what a burn.

[@florenceouellet4445]

I’m beginning to think that Jack is a writer for the judges on RuPaul’s Drag Race, in a good way

[@jack_edwards]

omg dream job

[@florenceouellet4445]

@@jack_edwards manifesting you as a judge on Drag Race UK S3 as of right now, The Secret style🙌

[@zoesfwn]

don't forget Alex Turner's love letter to Alexa Chung, it is incredible

[@bugshrooms554]

My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree. it kinda became a math problem in the end but very romantic

[@BrainyCrafter]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT - 2009 TUMBLR IS QUAKING

[@geminithetwins]

I kind of like the fact that every time he tries to roast Jake Paul,he ends up not-quite-roasting-him-but-praising him a bit😄

[@jack_edwards]

EVERY DAMN TIME

[@emmajoanne1716]

he just doesn't want to have to fight him ahha

[@crstph]

its bc the bar COULD NOT BE LOWER that he cant help but exceed expectations 😭😭 i also think its a credit to jacks genuine good faith effort to judge each work as they are!

[@mangosmoothie284]

Jack doesn't want to get confronted by jake paul for cyber bullying kids

[@capab4633]

THE HALSEY IMPRESSION I AM DEAD

[@ela-lg2tp]

Florence Welch's lyrics and poetry makes me want to live a little longer. ✨

[@marwaslibrary9363]

"He didt exactly put the rad in radcliffe" this is teaaaaa this video needs to go viral

[@Nina-df3zq]

That Shawn Mendes MET Gala comment was spot on!

[@jesslucysmith]

I read ‘useless magic’ in December and it confirmed what I already knew- that everything Florence Welch has ever written is exquisite

[@emmavenosdel]

i second that

[@hajera.6930]

14:07 SENT ME! Jack’s spoken cursive is immaculate

[@rosesandkisses_]

Random fun fact since Alex and Florance are on the top rank together. Alex once dressed up as a washing machine for halloween so his girlfriend could dress up as florance which i thought was a little ironic

[@laurena4325]

The way I dropped all my plans to watch this, this is like 20 Rachel Oates videos condensed

[@evamatthaiou6032]

we need a jack & rachel colab with them laughing at bad celeb poetry

[@jack_edwards]

omg i just looked up her channel and i can't wait to binge it !!!! thank u for this

[@luuuuux_]

@@evamatthaiou6032 that would be awesome. Imagine them roasting terrible poetry together.

[@legumesss]

@@jack_edwards you need to watch her videos on Gaby's poetry, soooo good

[@actuallyjade]

The "poet and they know it" tier is literally just a list of people I'd marry, if given the opportunity to, no questions asked. Florence, Britney and Alex Turner somehow need to collab idk how but they do. Or at least Alex Turner and Florence Welch. Imagine that

[@emmavenosdel]

bro i would marry florence any day 😩

[@hifzakhalid1879]

Agreeeeeddd

[@3rdmemberofdaftpunk]

Imagine the power of a Florence and Alex collab

[@Maybeaninternetdiary]

@@3rdmemberofdaftpunk I swear i would die by an excess of serotonin.

[@Maybeaninternetdiary]

Also if you haven't , you should read Alex Turner's letter to Alexa Chung which she forgot at the bar counter. The whole simile of stairs and falling is one of the smoothest things ever.

[@NikkiBRaps]

alex turner is an incredible writer. you can tell just by his music

[@danielamihova]

And his face...and his swag....and his hotness...and his letter jacket. Yup got a point on here.

[@charlietheb897]

I can appreciate Lana Del Reys book strictly because the art and design was well done and wasn’t just blank pages with the words. It had pictures, Colours, Painting etc.

[@chantolove]

I’m not confused about the lightsaber. He says it right there: “There is no meaning, it’s just aesthetics.”

[@anoushkab.8298]

I've seen a lot of book-tubers making videos about the books in their Lit degree and what they thought of them and I would love to see something like that from Jack

[@jack_edwards]

oooohhh might do this as a second channel video!!

[@anoushkab.8298]

​@@jack_edwards Yessss please!!! I'm sure many people would love to hear your opinions as you're quite articulate. Can't wait!!

[@anacarolinavirgilio6383]

I’m only here to see someone else compliments Alex Turner. He’s just everything

[@abbi8238]

literally same

[@cazzyb]

this was exactly what i needed quite 'franco-ly'

[@sararubicubi]

15:20 Hello, Jack. If you actually wanna find poems that Britney has written I suggest you look into the old ones she used to post on her official fanclub back in the 2000s. She usually posted them in a section called "Love B: Stream of Consciousness". My favorite one is called "Remembrance Of Who I Am" and it starts like this: No more chains That you gave me. Enough of pain Now I’m craving Something sweet, so delight How do you stand sleeping at night?

[@CynicalDuchess]

I think the issue is that none of these people (except maybe Florence W) studied poetry. So they think that songwriting skills can translate over when Poetry is a deceptively skilled form of wiring that needs practice and study. I think if Frank Ocean or Taylor studied a bit of poetry they would shoot to the poet bar next to Florence. Same goes for Potter, that's quite good for 17!

[@nacho6438]

"Is it poetry or is it a boring essay persevering" The amount of quotable one liners in this vid- astronomical.

[@xkarenfromfinancex661]

YES! Alex Turner is one of the best lyricist of our generation, he's a true poet for sure

[@lotusmiragemusic]

Agreed 100%. Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets are also my favourite artists of all time 💕

[@sketch5789]

The Bourne Identity by The Last Shadow Puppets is one of my favourite song Alex has written

[@lotusmiragemusic]

@@sketch5789 YES same

[@ameliafoster3633]

i’d love to hear more of your thoughts on Alex Turner’s songwriting Jack! He’s truly talented and I’d love a deeper insight into the meaning and also your thoughts and opinions!

[@terezahobelantova782]

omgg yes please!

[@lotusmiragemusic]

YES

[@Brenda-jo7cn]

"Random sentences with line breaks", I couldn't have said better myself. I didn't know I needed this video until youtube randomly (but certainly) recommended to me. Your humor, mixed with the clever notes about poem structure and the casual diss are just GOLD. p.s.: Alicia Keys, I had faith in you.

[@GinaBabex1]

I can’t stop laughing😂 Jack’s raw honesty (not in chicken form), humour and wit are what make me love his videos so much